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[funky R&B music]

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♪♪

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You guys psyched
for Death Castle?

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Oh, yeah, baby.

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I hear there's a crazy
twist at the end.

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What the fuck did you
tell me that for?

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Yeah, what the hell, Arnold?

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What are you talking about? I
didn't tell you what the twist was.

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Now I'm gonna be
expecting a twist.

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For real. Narrative
immersion-- ruined.

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Wow. I never really considered
that perspective on twists.

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- I'm sorry.
- It's okay, buddy.

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I don't understand this new
political-correctness shit.

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"Native Americans."

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Why don't they just call them
"Indians" the way they used to?

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I think it's because they prefer
the term "Native Americans."

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Well, I like saying "Indians."

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This guy used to fix my car.

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I called him "Injun Larry."

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He loved it.

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Hi, Diego.

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- [man announcing baseball game over radio]
- [Mrs. Atkinson] Oh, do I hear a radio?

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- [elevator bell dings]
- Turn off that radio, Eddie.

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You know it's not allowed.

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Yes, ma'am.

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And no more eating mangoes
behind the desk, please.

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Once again, ma'am,
I've never done that.

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I don't even like
tropical fruits.

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- Yeah.
- Maybe it was one of the other doormen.

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Oh, sure.

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[man continues
indistinctly over radio]

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[jazzy music]

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♪♪

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[Eddie] Hello, Mr. Reeves.

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Good morning, Mrs. Thompson.

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Little Cody.

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Mr. Marco.

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Love that purple jacket.

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Thanks, Eddie.

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♪♪

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Yes, absolutely. I'll
take care of it.

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[indistinct conversation]

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Hey, Eddie, how
those Mets doing?

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Eh, we can't hit.
You know how it is.

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[Mr. Strickland]
Oh, I hear that.

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Listen, um,

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we're gonna go upstairs
for just a little bit.

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Would you do me a favor
and give me a ring

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if the missus shows up?

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Yes, sir.

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Thank you. Appreciate
it very much.

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[indistinct conversation]

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Right this way.

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[jazzy music resumes]

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Mr. Wiest.

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Miss Jenkins.

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Mr. Delfino.

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Mr. Marco.

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Still looking good.

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[musical flourish]

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[elevator bell dings]

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Florence, what's up?

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Eddie, I have a favor
to ask of you.

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Anything. What is it?

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I have to go upstate tonight.

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My dad choked on some
raisins this morning,

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and he's a bit shaken up.

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Can you give my little
Frank his medicine?

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Absolutely. I'm real
good with pets.

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Now, keep in mind, only
Frank is diabetic.

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Diana is fine.

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The way you can tell them apart

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is that Diana has more
of a sense of humor,

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and Frank is more
of an intellectual.

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Okay.

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And if you give the medicine
to Diana, she will go insane.

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I'm running late. I got to go.

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- Thanks, Eddie.
- What?

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Great time, buddy.

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Tag out.

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[Ramon] She's driving
me crazy, man.

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She rearranged everything
in my kitchen.

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Took me 20 minutes
to find a spoon.

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By that time, I didn't
even want the pudding.

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[Diego chuckles]
Let's ask Eddie.

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Ramon's mother-in-law
just moved in with him.

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You got yours in
your house, right?

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And my mom. It's a lot, man.

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How do you handle that?

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You know, I'm trying
to do the right thing.

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She getting a little older
now, so we took her in.

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But now she's all
up in my business.

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I'm not accustomed to this shit.

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[Eddie] This is What I did.

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I got them each their own TV.
Put them in their rooms.

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Got one of those
streaming boxes.

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We get all the Spanish channels.

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They're sitting
in there all day.

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They're in heaven. I
basically never see them.

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It's great.

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Actually, that sounds
like a good idea.

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Or you can do what
white people do.

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Get her an apartment
in this building...

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- and never visit.
- [laughter]

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- True.
- It's true, man.

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Last month when I found Mrs.
Donovan--

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RIP, Mrs. D--

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all of her nieces
and nephews started

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coming out of the woodwork,
trying to get her stuff.

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I'm like, "Where you been
at for the last ten years?"

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One of them was like, "What's
up with that piano?"

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Come on, man, you never
even saw this lady.

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That's fucked up.

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I mean, why do people do that?

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You do that to your moms, Ryan?

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Nah, man, she made
a bunch of money

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'cause she got sick on a
cruise and sued the company.

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She's set for life.

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How'd she get sick?

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I don't know. I think she
got diarrhea or something.

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You can't sue because
you got diarrhea.

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Tell that to her beach house.

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[chuckles]

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[soft jazzy music]

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[device beeping]

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[dial tone hums, beep]

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I got to run upstairs for a second.
Can you cover me?

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Thanks.

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Damn it, Flo.

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Which one of you
is the smart one?

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Jesus Christ, this is insane.

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Hey, Flo, I could use your help.

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Which bird is Frank?

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Yellow head?

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Okay, all right. Thanks, Flo.

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Could have told me that before.

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Flo... kind of slow...

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with the info.

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- [dropper squirts]
- There you go.

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- [Strickland] What are you doing?
- [woman shouts]

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- [Strickland] Oh, my God. Are you crazy?
- [woman] Get the--

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[tense jazzy music]

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Damn, that ain't good.

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♪♪

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[elevator bell dings]

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♪♪

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Eddie, Eddie.

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I told you to call the
room if she was coming.

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I'm sorry, sir. Someone
else was covering the desk

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while I helped another resident.

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I don't care what you were doing.
You had one job to do!

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Actually, sir, I have many
different jobs for many people.

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- I'm sorry for whatever happened.
- You're sorry?

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You're sorry for what happened?

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All my shit is out
there on the street!

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[Eddie] Again, I apologize.

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I wasn't at the desk.

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Where the fuck were you, then?

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[Eddie] With all
due respect, sir,

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you're responsible for
your own actions.

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If you don't walk away right
now, we're gonna have a problem.

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Watch it with the pointing.

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[elevator bell dings]

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[Kelsey] Oh, good. Hi.

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I think I left my
headphones up there.

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Do you think you could just
run up and grab them for me?

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No, I'm not gonna
do that, ma'am.

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Oh, they're Beats by Dre.

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They're very expensive.

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Well, maybe they'll end
up out in the street

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with the rest of Mr.
Strickland's stuff.

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[sighs] God. Whatever.

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Yo, dude, you been outside?

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Whole bunch of nice
clothes out there, man.

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I'm talking Louis,
Gucci, Margiela.

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What do you think
of this jacket?

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I think you looking
good, my friend.

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It's my lucky day.

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You know what?

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Hold on to this. I
got to celebrate.

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I'm gonna go to la bodega
and get some mangoes.

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- You need anything?
- No, I'm good.

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'Cause I'm going in
my nice new jacket.

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Ha ha. My man.

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[man over radio] Cabrera's
running.

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Lined into left field.
That's a base hit.

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Pederson's gonna
hustle over there...

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[jazzy music resumes]

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♪♪

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[Strickland] God damn it!

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No, no, no, no!

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No!

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♪♪

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[electronic bell chimes]

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[music fades]

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[silence]

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[no audio]

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[no audio]

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[no audible dialogue]

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[door closes]

201
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,214
Where are we going?

202
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,465
Spring and Lafayette.

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[Sandy Kenyon on TV] The movie
may be called Death Castle,

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00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:58,184
but in my opinion, it's filled
with a whole lot of life.

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00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,603
I say, lower that drawbridge

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00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,064
and get thee to your
nearest theater.

207
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:06,067
I'm Sandy Kenyon with the
Eyewitness News' "Movie Minute."

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00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,777
- Have you seen Death Castle yet?
- Yes.

209
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,321
- How crazy is that twist?
- I never saw it coming.

210
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:11,573
Let me make sure I
got this right.

211
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,034
The black guy was really
Nicolas Cage the whole time?

212
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,744
Yeah, and the castle was heaven.

213
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:18,163
- [Sandra] Yes.
- [Alexa laughs] I know. It was insane.

214
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,956
- [Alexa] Tyrese was so good.
- [Sandra] So good.

215
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,916
- [Alexa] You know he's my favorite.
- [Sandra] Yeah, girl.

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00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,376
[Alexa] How good was Emma Watson?
I love...

217
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,776
Have you been to Lauren's
new grain bowl place?

218
00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:49,402
Yeah, the-- Yeah,
grain bowl, when--

219
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,029
I had the one with
the grilled chicken

220
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:53,198
and the avocado and the farro.

221
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,461
[pleasant rock music]

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00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:13,134
♪♪

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00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:37,700
[no audible dialogue]

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00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:44,624
♪♪

225
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:04,269
[music fades, ends]

226
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,524
- Bonjour.
- [in English] Morning.

227
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,735
- Bonjour.
- Morning.

228
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,155
The kitchen sink is clogged.
Don't use it.

229
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:16,531
[sighs] Again?

230
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,074
I told Junior not
to shave in there.

231
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,659
That's what the
bathroom is there for.

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00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,327
Bro, I've told him
that a thousand times.

233
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:22,579
You want to help me clean it?

234
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,497
No, I'm tired. I'm going to bed.

235
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:25,582
Get some rest, bro.

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00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,000
Good night.

237
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,847
What the hell, Junior?

238
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,141
Why are you dropping
french fries on my head?

239
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:46,102
Sorry. They're so good. I
can't stop eating them.

240
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,645
I got a cheeseburger, too.

241
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,564
Why can't you just eat
in the living room?

242
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,482
It's my bedroom, too.

243
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,401
Plus, I'm more comfortable here.

244
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,905
Just eat quietly, man.

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00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:02,160
[Junior slurping loudly]

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00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,455
Sorry.

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00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,586
[alarm blaring]

248
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:21,554
[hip-hop music playing]

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00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:24,182
♪♪

250
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,934
Dude, Watson,

251
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,644
why are you wearing that shirt?

252
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,853
We're going to a nice club.

253
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,438
Don't you get it? It's so funny.

254
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:31,689
The girls are going to love it.

255
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,650
"Toadally smashed." [chuckles]

256
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,193
The toad is being
smashed by the word.

257
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,654
[grunting]

258
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,573
You guys are wasting your
money going to clubs.

259
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,242
You should be saving up like me.

260
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:43,993
Saving up for what?

261
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:47,914
I want to own a Dairy Queen
franchise in South Florida.

262
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,749
It's sunny every day there.

263
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,584
I'm gonna go to my shop,

264
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,002
have an ice cream,

265
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,879
then I just eat it at the beach.

266
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:56,172
Come on, man.

267
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,298
Eat ice cream every day?

268
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:58,508
That's your fantasy?

269
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,968
What are you, five years old?

270
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,636
You can have ice cream now.

271
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,346
But at my shop, I
get it for free.

272
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,682
- Hey, Jameson?
- Yes?

273
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,392
[Samuel] You sure this place
we're going to is good?

274
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:08,810
Yeah, man.

275
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,311
I drop off beautiful women

276
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,980
and cool guys there
all the time.

277
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:13,982
I took Keanu Reeves
there last week.

278
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,275
Keanu Reeves?

279
00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:17,485
You never had Keanu
Reeves in your cab.

280
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:19,529
He's so rich. He
probably uses Uber.

281
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,406
No, it was him, I swear.

282
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,740
Mm, Watson,

283
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,909
who's the most famous person
you ever had in your cab?

284
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,077
Mariah Carey.

285
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,453
[all] Bullshit!

286
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:28,454
That's bullshit.

287
00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,290
For real, she was sitting
in the back of the car,

288
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:31,916
singing along with the radio.

289
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,501
I could recognize
that voice anywhere.

290
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:35,253
Okay. Who else you got?

291
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,839
The other day, I took, uh...

292
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,507
[snaps fingers] the
guy from Seinfeld.

293
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,134
Jerry Seinfeld?

294
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,261
No, wait. His name is
Jerry in real life?

295
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,721
- Yeah.
- [laughter]

296
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:45,847
Oh, no, that wasn't him.

297
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,473
This guy's name was Ronald.

298
00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:48,766
- [laughter]
- He was funny, though.

299
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,393
He-- He gave me a big tip.

300
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,061
Look at this guy.

301
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:54,147
Bragging about picking
up Ronald Seinfeld.

302
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,148
[laughter]

303
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:56,524
Who you gonna pick up next?

304
00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,151
Eric Schwarzenegger?

305
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,403
[laughter]

306
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:03,489
[muffled electronic
dance music playing]

307
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:06,576
[indistinct conversations]

308
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:10,955
This is going to be incredible.

309
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,041
It better be. We've been
waiting for two hours.

310
00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:14,584
[doorman sighs] You three...

311
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,753
No. Next.

312
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,130
What? We've been
waiting forever.

313
00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:21,215
I can't let two guys and
their dad in with no women.

314
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:23,134
Hey, I'm nobody's dad.

315
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:27,013
"Toadally smashed." [laughs]

316
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,223
Come on, man, get out of here.

317
00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:30,183
[laughs]

318
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,186
I told you to take
that stupid shirt off.

319
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,562
[doorman] Ah...

320
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,981
- "Toadally smashed."
- You guys looking for a club?

321
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:39,192
- [all] Yeah.
- Oh, man, I got the place.

322
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:40,568
Tons of girls, great music.

323
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:42,403
Only 20 bucks a head
with that flyer.

324
00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:45,114
[Watson] Envision.

325
00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:47,367
- Thank you. Let's go.
- Thank you, man.

326
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,452
You the man. Thank
you very much.

327
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:52,455
[upbeat electronic
music playing]

328
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:53,998
♪♪

329
00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:55,208
[Samuel] This place is empty.

330
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,959
What the fuck?

331
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,795
[Watson] There are
no girls here.

332
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,713
There are barely
even any guys here.

333
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:02,215
Where the hell is the bartender?

334
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:03,841
♪♪

335
00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:06,552
They're playing the song from
the Six Flag commercial.

336
00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:08,638
Do you guys want bottle service?

337
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,681
We got to get bottle
service, man.

338
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:11,682
We saved up for months.

339
00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:12,975
[Samuel] You're right.

340
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,394
How much is a bottle of vodka?

341
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:15,603
$800.

342
00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:17,188
Eight-hundred dollars?

343
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:18,439
[Jameson] Huh? [speaks French]

344
00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:23,611
♪♪

345
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,029
[in English] I told you we
shouldn't go to that club.

346
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:27,240
No, you didn't. You're the
one who said we should go.

347
00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:29,325
Man, I'm never going out
with you guys again.

348
00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:30,785
[Kelly] Come on!

349
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,537
Please, open up!

350
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:35,081
[Lauren] We just want some fries!
We'll be really quick.

351
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,916
[Samuel] Yo, that's
where Junior works.

352
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,126
[Watson] Yeah.

353
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:45,508
Hey, dummy!

354
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:47,844
Come on, open up!

355
00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:51,889
[women cheering, laughing]

356
00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:53,057
[Lauren] Yeah, girl!

357
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:57,311
And then we got to the second
club, and nobody was there.

358
00:23:57,395 --> 00:23:59,647
Oh, yeah, Envision
is always dead.

359
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:02,483
The last time we went there, they
were playing the Six Flags song.

360
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:03,443
- Exactly.
- Yeah.

361
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:05,027
What song is that?

362
00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:06,446
"Vengabus."

363
00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:07,947
♪ Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah, bah-bah ♪

364
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,824
[all humming along]

365
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:11,117
[laughter]

366
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,535
Oh, my God, Kelly!

367
00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,328
Did you see his shirt?

368
00:24:14,412 --> 00:24:15,538
"Toadally smashed."

369
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,457
I love it!

370
00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,125
My nephew has the same shirt.

371
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,126
Told you guys.

372
00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:25,590
God, we need some drinks, guys.

373
00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:26,591
- [Amelia] Yeah.
- Yes, please.

374
00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:28,843
I'm still bummed we couldn't
get bottle service.

375
00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:31,053
Man, you never had
$800 in your life.

376
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:34,223
- What are you talking about?
- [Samuel] I make more tips than you.

377
00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:36,767
This guy drove for Uber last year.
His rating was 1.8.

378
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:38,478
They won't let him drive again.

379
00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:40,313
[all laughing and jeering]

380
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,648
Bottle service!

381
00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:45,651
[all cheering]

382
00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:48,654
Hey, guys. Guys!

383
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,323
I just got a phone call.

384
00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:52,200
And I have some terrible news.

385
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:53,618
- What's going on?
- What happened?

386
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:55,161
- What's up?
- Do we need to leave?

387
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,746
No.

388
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:59,415
"The Vengabus" is coming.

389
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,501
[upbeat electronic
music playing]

390
00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:04,045
[all cheering, laughing]

391
00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:09,383
♪♪

392
00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:17,725
[Amelia] This was so
much fun, you guys.

393
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:20,186
Um, where you headed now?

394
00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:23,689
Um, I don't know. We'll
go wherever you guys go.

395
00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:26,275
Well... I'm not tired yet.

396
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,527
I know.

397
00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:29,820
Is there something
else we could do?

398
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,448
[Amelia]Death Castle's playing!

399
00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:34,408
[Corrine] We have to go.
I've heard it's amazing.

400
00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:37,453
- [Amelia] I love Nicolas Cage.
- [Kelly] Me too.

401
00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:40,456
[dramatic music playing]

402
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:44,210
[slow-paced footsteps]

403
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:47,880
[Madison] DeShawn? DeShawn?

404
00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:49,966
[slow-paced footsteps]

405
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,342
Uh, DeShawn, are you up there?

406
00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:53,719
[clanking, door creaking]

407
00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:55,304
DeShawn, is that you?

408
00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:56,222
[door clicks shut]

409
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:57,139
Troy?

410
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,516
[Nicolas Cage as
Troy]That's right.

411
00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:01,727
- There is no DeShawn Townsend.
- [Madison] What's happening?

412
00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:04,772
[Troy]Only me, Troy Avery.

413
00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:05,690
[Madison whimpers] No.

414
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:09,193
[Troy] Troy Avery is
DeShawn Townsend.

415
00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:10,236
[audience murmuring]

416
00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:12,530
What? What? What?

417
00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:14,323
Man, I'm straight
shook right now.

418
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:15,908
I knew there was a twist,
but not like this.

419
00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:16,993
This is crazy.

420
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:17,994
Sorry.

421
00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,203
[Madison crying]

422
00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:21,414
♪♪

423
00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:24,500
[funk music]

424
00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:30,881
♪♪