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Hurry up! Let's go!

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Dad, I don't want
to go to church.

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Too bad. You have to go.

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I hate going to temple.

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I don't feel good. I
just want to stay home!

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I don't want to go to processing
to have my thetans cleared.

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Here you go.

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Whoa, this is good. What is it?

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It's bacon.

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You've never had this before?

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Nope.

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Hello?

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Yeah, he's right here.

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Dev, your mom's on the phone.

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Hi, Mom.

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I thought you were coming home.
What are you doing over there?

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I'm eating bacon.

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Dev...

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Bacon is pork. We are Muslims.

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We are not allowed to eat pork.

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I can't eat it?
But it's so good.

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Po-da. That's our religion.

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Hurry up and come home.

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Okay.

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Salaam alaikum, brother.

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Why you saying "salaam alaikum"?

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Salil Uncle and Sabina
Auntie are religious.

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Say you are fasting for Ramadan.

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Don't order any pork.

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Seriously? I got to
pretend like I'm fasting?

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Just play along, man.

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You're an actor, or
you were an actor.

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I don't know what you do now.

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All right, let's go.

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All right.

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Ah.

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Hey, how's it going?

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As-salaam alaikum, Dev.

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Dev, it is so good
to see you, beedu.

40
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Good to see you too.
How is everything?

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Wonderful.

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So, Dev, how was
the fasting today?

43
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Um, it was good.

44
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You know, I didn't eat anything
from sunrise to sunset,

45
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so I'd say solid fast.

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And it must be very difficult to fast
with all those tasty cupcakes at work.

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Mm.

48
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Did you know Hakeem Olajuwon
fasted during the NBA Finals?

49
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Wow. Fun fasting
fact, huh, Navid?

50
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Yeah, I've heard it before.

51
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Sorry to interrupt, folks.

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I wanted to let you know that
spectacular pork dish I mentioned,

53
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we're down to our last one
if you'd like to order it.

54
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No, we don't eat pork.

55
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Okay, no problem.

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Um, I'll be right back
to take your order.

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Great.

58
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Navid, you're looking good, man.

59
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Do you ever think
about modeling?

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Like fashion modeling?

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You are a handsome guy.

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We need more Indian models.

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More? Is there even one?

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Inshallah, Navid will
be the first one.

65
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Tell Dev

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to make some photos.

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We'll make a portfolio

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and do some posing like this.

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One... two...

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and three.

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Wow.

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So, Navid, we'll schedule
that shoot soon.

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- Sounds good.
- Good.

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Auntie, Uncle, what are
you guys doing in town?

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Your uncle got us tickets to see
the Timberwolves play the Knicks

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at MSG for our anniversary.

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Ah, it's gonna be sensational.

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And the timing has worked out

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so that we can say the Eid
prayer with your parents.

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Oh.

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And, Dev, will you
be joining us?

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I don't know. I'm not
sure if I'm coming.

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He is coming.

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Okay, all right, I
guess I'm coming.

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Navid, you have good hair.

86
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You can do some
commercial for shampoo.

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What would the poses
look like for that?

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For a sexy hair, like this.

89
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Wow. Navid, you want
to try it one time?

90
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We'll save it for the shoot.

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I don't know. You got an expert here.
Might as well take advantage, right'?

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- For sexy hair...
- Like this.

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You got it.

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- Dev, how was your trip to Italy?
- It was great.

95
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You must come with us to
hajj in Mecca next year.

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Your father says
you're quite pious.

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Uh, you know, I try.

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Dev says prayer five
times a day, every day.

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Do you like this mosque we're
going to this weekend?

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Um... yeah.

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It's a really good mosque.

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They have really good AC.

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Always a good temperature
for the prayer.

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And, um, the carpet's
very soft, too.

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It's one of my-- one of
my top five mosques...

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...in-- in the world.

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How was dinner?

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How's my boy Ramesh?
How's my girl Nish?

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They're good.

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Got some religious
relatives in town,

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so I had to put on a
little bit of a show.

112
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Is your family religious,
super into Hindu stuff?

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They're not super religious,

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but they did make me
go to temple as a kid.

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I'd be decked out in a Sean
John velour suit like...

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♪ Jaya Jagadisa Hare ♪

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They make you
go to mosque as a kid?

118
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Yeah, we'd go
for the big holidays.

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I remember when my mom
took me for the first time.

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I thought I was gonna see that
Jim Carrey movie The Mask,

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then we end up at the mosque.

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Not exactly the same.

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Ugh, they're still doing it.

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My mom wants me to go
to this Eid prayer.

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Can I bail?

126
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Dude, just go.

127
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Why?

128
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Because you got to compromise.

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I mean, just throw them a
bone every now and then.

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Remember when Q and
I got married?

131
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My parents wanted us to have
some four-hour Hindu ceremony

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with some rando
priest from Queens.

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We just said, "Fine,"
but, in return,

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we played 100% rap
at the reception,

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explicit versions.

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Oh, I remember, Tanvi.

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It was pretty intense
when you guys came out

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to "Fuck That Shit"
by Three 6 Mafia.

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Hey, man, that's our song.

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Navid, you're jacked, man.
How often you go to the gym?

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Not that much. Like
four times a week.

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Mostly chest and arms?

143
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Surprisingly, I do mostly back.

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- Why back?
- I want a wide frame.

145
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It's all about the frame.

146
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How's my frame?

147
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Dude...

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You're a twig.

149
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Shut up.

150
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So, uh, what's good to get here?

151
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Ooh, that Cubano's awesome.

152
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It's got pork in it, though.

153
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You eat pork?

154
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Yeah, come on, you know
I'm not religious.

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- Do you eat pork in front of your parents?
- No way. My mom would pinch me.

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What about you? Have
you ever had pork?

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Not really.

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You must be curious,
though, right?

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Oh, my God.

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This is so good.

161
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Right?

162
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Pork is amazing.

163
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It's just like
chicken but juicier.

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Thanks for convincing
me not to fast today.

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All right, so be honest.

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How religious are you?

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You really go to
prayer and stuff?

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I do the Friday prayer
here and there.

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I believe in God. I
do parts of Islam.

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I give to charity.

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I try not to be too
materialistic.

172
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But there's definitely parts
I just can't keep up with.

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Like what?

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You got to swear you
won't tell anyone.

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I started drinking.

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What? Do your parents know?

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No way. I could never
tell them that.

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Hey, I get it. We're Indian.

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Got to keep up that facade.

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Not like white kids telling
their parents about fucking.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! I
said one bite, friend.

182
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Have fun with your
portobello and hummus.

183
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How can you think Towns
is better than Porzingis?

184
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Porzingis can shoot the three.

185
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Porzingis is too skinny.

186
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He can't bang in the
post like Towns.

187
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Get this guy a protein
shake, then we'll talk.

188
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You know who is
good at basketball?

189
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Michael Jordan.

190
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Yeah, Ramesh, he's good.

191
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Okay, where shall we have
dinner to celebrate Eid?

192
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How about some nice seafood?

193
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My friend Dr. Ibrahim said there's a
very nice Thai restaurant we should try.

194
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Hmm, Thai food.

195
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It's too spicy.

196
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Ramesh. I love Thai food.

197
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We can go there.

198
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What's going on, guys?

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Salaam alaikum, beedu.

200
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Alaikum salaam.

201
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Uh, I think I'm gonna head out,
but have fun at the game, guys.

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Stay for prayer.

203
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Uhh, I think I'll just
catch my prayer at home.

204
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But have a good time.
All right, bye.

205
00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,583
So I've
been going to...

206
00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:02,960
- Dude.
- What's up?

207
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,294
Check this out.

208
00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,046
It's Hog Wild Weekend at
Smorgasburg tomorrow.

209
00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:07,089
What's Hog Wild Weekend?

210
00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,174
It's this big food festival that
has some of the best barbecue

211
00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:10,592
from all over the country.

212
00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:12,928
My friend Curtis went last year,
and he said it's amazing.

213
00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,471
Let's skip prayer
and go tomorrow.

214
00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:16,515
You want to skip Eid prayer and
go to a barbecue festival?

215
00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:17,641
That's bad, even for me.

216
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,393
Come on. I got a lot
of catching up to do.

217
00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:20,852
Let me see this.

218
00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,437
Oh, shit, Tickler's
is in the mix.

219
00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:23,605
I went once in Nashville.

220
00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,065
It was ridic.

221
00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,817
All right, how do
we skip the prayer?

222
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,277
Um...

223
00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,779
Let's say we got food poisoning and
that we'll do prayer from home.

224
00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:33,198
- How do we both get food poisoning?
- We're hanging out tonight.

225
00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,325
We can say we got halal cart,
and then we both got sick.

226
00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:36,910
Ooh, that's good.

227
00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:37,911
Come on. You in?

228
00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,496
Yeah.

229
00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,434
- Oh, my God!
- Yes!

230
00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:43,352
Oh, yeah.

231
00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,941
How are you still eating?
You're not full?

232
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:51,443
Dude, this sausage
looks so good.

233
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:52,569
I just got to have a bite.

234
00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,196
Oh, shit, Denise in the cut.

235
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,781
- What up, boo?
- What are you doing here?

236
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,532
Man, you know I fuck with ribs.

237
00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,159
Have y'all tried that spot
from Kansas City yet?

238
00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:01,078
Man, them honey wings is bonk.

239
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,080
Denise, this is my cousin Navid.
Navid, this is Denise.

240
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,206
- What up, man?
- Not much--

241
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:05,916
Oh, shit, it's your dad. Hide.

242
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,335
Stay down.

243
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,091
Oh.

244
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,094
Sorry. Just some similar-looking
Indian dude eating corn on the cob.

245
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,512
Man, I almost had
a heart attack.

246
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:19,763
I thought it was him.

247
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,057
Why the fuck were we just
hiding behind that damn tree?

248
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,559
His dad doesn't know
that we eat pork.

249
00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:25,852
It's against our religion.

250
00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,646
Wait, aren't y'all
two grown-ass men?

251
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,690
Yeah! But we're scared
of our parents.

252
00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:30,857
Okay, this is crazy.

253
00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:33,902
Now, I got some religious relatives
that's not into the whole lesbian thing,

254
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,779
but I ain't got
to hide who I am.

255
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,906
Not that eating pork is on the same
level of scrutiny as being gay,

256
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,074
but you know what I'm saying.

257
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,784
Yeah. Are you religious at all?

258
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,370
We've been friends since we was kids.
You know I go to church sometimes.

259
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,455
Oh, yeah.

260
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,581
You do do that.

261
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,669
Navid raja, are
you feeling okay?

262
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,963
Yeah, I feel a lot better
after resting now.

263
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,802
Um, how was the prayer?
Sorry I missed it.

264
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:02,013
Your father's cell phone went off
in the middle of the second rakat.

265
00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:04,725
I set a reminder to
go to the prayer.

266
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,644
I set the wrong time.

267
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,065
All right, guys, uh,
we ready to order?

268
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,191
Uh, yes.

269
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,985
We'll have the mango salad,

270
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,945
uh, crab fried rice,

271
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,531
and a veggie green
curry-- medium spicy.

272
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,116
Navid, do you want
something else?

273
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,826
No, I'm not that hungry.

274
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,454
And for you guys?

275
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,664
Um, is there any specialties
of the kitchen?

276
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:30,542
The crispy pork with Chinese broccoli
is probably our most popular dish.

277
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,793
It's fantastic.

278
00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:33,336
We don't eat pork.

279
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,549
You know what? I do.

280
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,092
And I'll have that.
That sounds good.

281
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,762
What-- What's going on?

282
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,598
He's just joking.

283
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,725
Uh, I'm actually not joking.

284
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:50,979
I'm not that
religious, and, uh...

285
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,397
I eat pork.

286
00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:53,523
But it's okay

287
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,609
'cause I'm a good person.

288
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,235
And I'm 33 years old,

289
00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:59,321
and I can make those decisions,
I can eat what I want,

290
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,406
and I-I want to eat the crispy
pork with the broccoli.

291
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,617
Ow! Pinches!

292
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,702
If you are going to order
that, we are leaving.

293
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:06,745
You're gonna leave?

294
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,288
Yes, we are.

295
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,664
What is arugula?

296
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,333
Ramesh, we are
getting out of here.

297
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,544
Goodie-goodie! Can we all
go to seafood place?

298
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,254
I like mahi-mahi.

299
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,842
I can't
believe you did this.

300
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:23,720
Uncle and Auntie
were very offended.

301
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,222
Well, I'm sorry
they're offended.

302
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,015
But you know what?
I'm not religious.

303
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,142
And I don't think it's
right to pretend to be.

304
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,393
What do you mean you
are not religious?

305
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,520
It's just not for me.

306
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:32,979
What's not for you?

307
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,773
Um, well, there's
definitely issues.

308
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,233
What about all the
stuff with women?

309
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,859
What is this, Fox News?

310
00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,110
Why am I under attack?

311
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:40,028
Po-da.

312
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,488
You know we don't believe that.

313
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,824
Some people have bad
interpretations.

314
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:47,035
Yeah, and, you know, you guys
have your interpretations, right?

315
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,411
You eat non-halal.

316
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,746
You used to smoke cigarettes.

317
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,248
You don't wear the hijab.

318
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,751
Why can't I have my interpretation
where I'm just nice and I eat pork?

319
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:55,877
It's not funny.

320
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:56,920
Look, I get it.

321
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,297
For you guys, religion
has this cultural value.

322
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:00,465
It's not like that for me.

323
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:01,675
It's people calling me terrorist

324
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,219
and getting pulled out of
airport security lines.

325
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,638
That's because you lost
your passport three times.

326
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:07,806
I lost it twice.

327
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,683
- No, three times.
- Oh, yeah.

328
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,518
I don't want to talk
about this anymore.

329
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,353
I am really disappointed in you.

330
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:14,938
I'm going to bed.

331
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,608
We could have gone to
the seafood place!

332
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,902
None of this would
have had happened.

333
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,070
Really?

334
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,613
That's your takeaway
after all this?

335
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,282
That we should've gone
to the seafood place?

336
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,575
Yep!

337
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,577
Good night.

338
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,422
- Hey.
- Hey!

339
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:43,341
- Whassup?
- How's it going?

340
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:45,343
It's going great.

341
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:48,138
I did a few colonoscopies,

342
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,931
ERCPS.

343
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,392
I read a little Harry Potter.

344
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,185
The new one is very good.

345
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,021
Mm. Good to know.

346
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,939
So what's up? What's going on?

347
00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,900
Uh, I don't know.

348
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:02,903
This iPad is not working.

349
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:05,238
I took it to the Apple Store

350
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,656
to see the Genius.

351
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,074
He couldn't even figure it out.

352
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,868
Did you really go
to the Apple Store?

353
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,579
No, the line is too big.

354
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:13,872
All right, let's see.

355
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:14,956
So what's wrong with it?

356
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,917
It is very dark.

357
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,335
I think it's dying.

358
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,212
Your brightness isn't up.

359
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,089
Wonderful! You fixed it.

360
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,425
- I'll see you later.
- Wait, wait.

361
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,760
Sit down.

362
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:27,969
What's going on?

363
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,347
I tried to call Ma today.
She's still not answering.

364
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,515
She's really mad at you.

365
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:36,019
She's so mad at you, she
even got mad at me.

366
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,480
I asked her to heat up a pizza.

367
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:41,608
She said, "Go and
do it yourself!"

368
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,401
I got scared.

369
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,279
It's been two weeks.

370
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,615
Isn't this a bit much
for just eating pork?

371
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,325
It's not about eating pork.

372
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,160
It's not about the religion.

373
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,537
It's about you ignoring us,

374
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,415
not realizing who you are.

375
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,000
What do you mean?

376
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,961
You see, our parents

377
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,129
raised us to be a good Muslim.

378
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,090
When you went out to school,

379
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,591
we gave you a Qur'an.

380
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:09,219
I don't think you ever read it.

381
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,054
When you act like this,

382
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,807
we feel like we failed you.

383
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,017
You know that's not true.

384
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,477
Look, man,

385
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,229
you can drink.

386
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,605
You can eat pork.

387
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,691
You can smoke Mary Jane.

388
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:25,151
That's your business.

389
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:28,363
But when you do it
in front of Mom,

390
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,573
it hurts her feelings.

391
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,994
I get it.

392
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:37,580
All right, I have to go and
watch some Super Singer.

393
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,207
What's Super Singer?

394
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,626
Super Singer is the Indian
version of The Voice.

395
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,004
Only Indian people sings,

396
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,296
no whites.

397
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:59,644
"Dev, when I went to school,
my mother gave me a Qur'an,

398
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,855
and I want to do
the same for you.

399
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,899
If you are confused,
scared or worried,

400
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:08,611
read this, and maybe you
will find some knowledge.

401
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,905
Love, Ma."