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Do we look okay?

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See? Look at the picture.

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Look how it's slanting and jumping around.

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Yeah, I see that, Grandpa.

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It's the tracking. I'm trying to fix it.

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It normally doesn't look like that.

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I know. I'm working on it.

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Well, now it's worse.

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Uh, you know, Grandpa Hampton,

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we might be ignoring
the larger issue here.

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Nobody uses VCRs anymore.

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Why don't we throw that guy in the garbage

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and we have old Arnold buy you
a brand new Blu-ray player?

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I don't trust those discs.

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I don't want any lasers in my home.

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Plus,
I got my collection of tapes already.

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Yeah, Dev, I don't think they have

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the 1996 US Open tennis
quarterfinals on Blu-ray yet.

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Don't tell me who wins!

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All right. I give up.

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The stress that it's gonna take
for me to fix this

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is not worth the $3 to buy you a new VCR.

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We're gonna go out and get you one.

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Forget about watching Twins.
Let's skip it.

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Let's just sit it down,
have a beer.

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Let's talk.

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Dude, we got to get the fuck out of here.

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I'm not trying to hang out
with your cranky grandpa.

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You said we're coming to Astoria
to get a tasty shawarma

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and we'd see your grandpa for a minute.

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I've been watching blurry Twins
for an hour.

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I know. I'm sorry, dude.

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Tracking's so bad, it looks like

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Arnold Schwarzenegger
and Danny DeVito are twins.

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Listen, I'll make an excuse,

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then we'll get you that tasty shawarm.

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Grandpa, we got to take off.

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I have a little emergency here.

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I was flying my kite
that's shaped like a shark,

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and it got stuck in a tree.

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So we're gonna--

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I got stuck in a tree once.

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In Korea.

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We were parachuting in,
and the weather was a nightmare.

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We got blown all over the place.

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I missed my drop point,
and I wound up stuck in a tree.

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I tried to cut myself down,
but I dropped my knife.

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And then, I see a group
of four commie soldiers

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coming towards me.

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I'm trying not to make a sound.

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The bastards are right underneath me.

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And then one of them bends down
and picks up my knife.

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I realize I got about
two seconds before they look up.

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Holy shit,
what did you do, Grandpa Hampton?

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I pulled out my gun,
and I started firing like hell.

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Oh, man. Did you survive, Pop-pop?

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Oh, I did, but they didn't.

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I killed all of 'em.

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Then I shot myself down from the tree.

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And when I hit the ground, I see

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one of them's still got
a little fight left in him.

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But I'm out of bullets.

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So I pick up the butt of my gun,
and I smash his skull in.

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Oh, anyway... You guys meet Paro?

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No, what is that thing?

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Oh, he's a robotic seal.

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I went to the VA, and they gave me this.

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Said I needed a companion.

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I was pissed at first,
but I grew to like the little guy.

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Isn't that right, Paro?

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Dude, that story was insane.

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Had your grandpa ever told you
any of that stuff before?

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No. He's never mentioned it.

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He's usually just complaining about

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buying the wrong kind of cottage cheese.

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Apparently, there's
a difference in curd size.

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Ooh, you know what a good snack is?

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Cottage cheese and pineapple.

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Bro, you know I don't do sweet and savory.

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Come on. You're nuts.

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- Mr. Baumheiser.
- Yes.

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Would you please rinse
your soda bottles out

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before discarding them
into the recycling bins?

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You know, that's how we get bugs.

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I've mentioned this to you before.

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Yes, Gideon, I'll take care of that

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next time I bring the bottles down.

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My apologies.

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Man, you know what we should do?

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We should hang out with
your grandpa again sometime.

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Just have some beers and hear
some more of his stories.

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Hell, yeah. I'd love to do that.

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Hampton Baumheiser
was a proud veteran,

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husband, father, and grandfather.

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He touched our lives in so many ways.

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He was always quick
to offer a smile, a joke,

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or one of his favorite snacks:

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Twizzlers.

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Can't believe we were hanging out

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with your grandpa a week ago

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and now he's dead.

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I mean, he's dead.

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- Like, he's just dead.
- Yeah.

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Can you not say my grandfather's dead

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over and over and over again?

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I'm sorry.

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Hope he got to see
who won that tennis match.

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I looked it up. It was Agassi.

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And then he lost to Michael Chang.

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And then Chang lost to Sampras.

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He was a monster back then, right?

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Oh, that serve? Whew.

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Can we not talk about
the golden age of tennis either?

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Sure.

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Thanks.

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Hi there, boys.

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Sorry for your loss, Mr. Baumheiser.

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Thank you.

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Arnold, how you holding up, son?

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Not great.

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Well, I hope you know your
grandpa was very proud of you.

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Well, not really.

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I was just talking to him the other day,

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and he wasn't very impressed
with my kite situation.

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Oh, so it's still stuck up in that tree?

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I'm sorry to hear that.

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We'll get you a new kite, son.

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All right, boys.

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I'd better go check up on your mother.

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Hey, man, I know this is a little weird,

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but since we're at Pop-pop's funeral,

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I was wondering if I could get a hug.

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Dude, of course. Love to hug.

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Brah, little bit loose of a hug,
don't you think?

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Oh, I'm sorry. I'll tighten up.

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Aw, that's nice.

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And then, out of nowhere, he's just dead.

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I'm sorry, babe.

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At least you got to know him a little bit.

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Yeah. He was a war hero.

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Very fond of the film Twins.

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That's about all I know,
but he seemed like an interesting guy.

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Are any of your grandparents still alive?

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Just my grandma on my dad's side,

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but she lives in India
and she doesn't speak English,

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she just speaks Tamil,

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so we've basically had the same
conversation a million times.

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I'll call up. She goes, "Hello!"

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Then I go, "Hi, Amma. How are you?

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I'm good.

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All right,
I'm gonna put my dad on now. Bye."

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Have you ever tried to learn Tamil?

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No. Have you ever tried to learn Tamil?

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It's fucking hard.

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It's a weird language.

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Last time I was in India,
though, I was like,

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"Okay, I'm gonna sit down with my grandma,

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I'm gonna have my dad translate,

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and I'm gonna learn about her life."

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But then I got there,
and I just watched Dexter on my iPad.

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Ooh, I've always wanted to go to India
and watch Dexter.

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It's amazing.

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But even if she did live here
and spoke English,

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I feel like I would never visit her,
you know?

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'Cause that's what we all do.

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We just let old people chill out alone.

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And then they just die.

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God, now you've got me feeling bad.

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My grandma Carol lives in the Bronx,

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and I hardly ever go and see her.

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I should go visit her.

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Hey, you want to come?

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Hmm, I don't know.

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Is she one of those racist grandmas

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that's gonna be weird around
someone with my skin tone?

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I don't know.
Could be a fun gamble, though.

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It says here he left you
something called "Paro."

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You know what that is?

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What?

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What is that?

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Oh, man. It's this weird robotic seal.

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What does it do?

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I don't know.

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It, like, blinks sometimes

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and wags its tail.

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Well, he wanted you to have it.

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I think you should at least
take it home with you.

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Oh, Dad, this thing's pretty heavy,

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and I don't want to carry it
around all day.

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Do you mind taking it back
to my apartment, please?

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No. Why would I make a trip
to your apartment just for that?

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Because you love me?

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Come in.

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Hi, Grandma Carol.

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Oh, my God. Hello.

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How are you?

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Oh!

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We brought you some sunflowers.

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Oh, my--
Wow!

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Well, thank you so much.

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I love your hair. You cut it short.

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Look at her.

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Isn't she the most beautiful
girl you've ever seen?

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She is.

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Now, who are you?

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This is my friend Dev.

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Hey, nice to meet you, Grandma Carol.

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Ahh, just a friend. Nothing romantic here?

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Yeah, we're seeing each other.

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That's great. You seem very nice.

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Oh, thank you.

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I'll admit, I was a little worried.

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Some of my friends have racist grandmas.

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Oh, I see.

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You assumed I was a racist

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just because I'm old.

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That's nice.

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Well, now the tables have turned.

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I'm sorry.

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So what did Rachel tell you about me?

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Um, she said
your husband fought in the war

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and that you love strawberry lemonade.

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Wow. What a biography. Thanks, Rachel.

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I told him other things.

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He just forgot.

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No, you didn't.

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Let me hear it from the source.

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Come on, Grandma Carol.

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Tell me,
is the strawberry lemonade thing true?

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Yes. What else do you want to know?

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Um, well, it's pretty nuts

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that you've been in New York so long.

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What was it like here
when you were growing up?

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What did your parents do?

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My father was a blacksmith.

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He made all the horseshoes
for the horses and buggies.

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So there was, like, horse and buggies

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just trotting down Bleeker Street?

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That's insane.

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The other day
I pressed a button on my phone,

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and some dude went and grabbed
me groceries from Whole Foods.

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We've really come a long way.

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Hello?

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Are you kidding me?

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He won't.

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Okay, okay.
Um, I'll come as soon as I can.

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All right, bye.

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I am so sorry.

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This band that I work with

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is playing Fallon tonight,

251
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but their drummer just did some mushrooms

252
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and he thinks he's a dinosaur
and won't go onstage.

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So I have to go and deal with this.

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You have to leave already?
You just got here.

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- You work too much.
- Oh, I'm sorry, Grandma.

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I'll come back and visit as soon as I can.

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I promise.

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00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,631
All right, Dev. Let's go.

259
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:34,217
Um, you know, why don't I stay here

260
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,927
and hang with Grandma Carol?

261
00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:37,512
We should finish our game.

262
00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:38,888
And, you know,
I'll just meet up with you later.

263
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,723
Uh, you sure?

264
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,016
Yeah. We'll be fine.

265
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:45,019
Okay. Um, text me if you need anything.

266
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,104
All right.

267
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,481
Okay.

268
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,023
Bye, Grandma.

269
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,108
Yes, darling.

270
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,068
I love you. Bye.

271
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:57,449
What the hell does Rachel do for a living?

272
00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,242
Do you understand her job?

273
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:03,788
She does music PR, so,
you know, she's in charge of--

274
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,584
All right, I don't know what she does.

275
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,336
We get free tickets for concerts, though.

276
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,253
It's nice.

277
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,423
--twelve years old, and she was a nun.

278
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:14,841
Talk about pressure.

279
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,259
Whoa!

280
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,802
Ho!

281
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:20,013
Come on! Hit 'em.

282
00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:25,310
Oh!

283
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:26,645
Hit 'em. Hit 'em. Hit 'em.

284
00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:27,728
Yeah!

285
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,233
What do you want?

286
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,568
Trying to watch TV.

287
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:36,737
You want to watch with me?

288
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,698
All right.

289
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:44,120
--uh, my life has been just
getting better and better.

290
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,205
Mine, too.

291
00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:46,873
I'm so happy, Vincent.

292
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,083
I feel like sometimes, like

293
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,084
picking you up!

294
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,086
Whoa!

295
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,172
Hug you, hug you, hug you!

296
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,423
You liking this?

297
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,926
And then we jump into a helicopter, right?

298
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,345
But there's all these infected zombies,

299
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,680
and they form, like, this zombie pyramid,

300
00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:02,889
and they're all trying to climb in.

301
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,140
But I'm on a machine gun like...

302
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:08,228
And then later, the scientist
is with the president, right?

303
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,229
And the president's like,

304
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,855
"What's the situation in Kentucky?"

305
00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,440
And the scientist is like,
"Kentucky, Madam President?

306
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,526
Kentucky is gone.
The sickening, it got them all."

307
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:15,943
And then later on,

308
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,445
I sacrifice my life, and I save Colin.

309
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,573
And then Colin goes on to save the world.

310
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,033
Not for me. Sounds frivolous.

311
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,202
You know what I like?

312
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,870
Blacklist. It's a great show.

313
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:27,706
You need to get on Blacklist.

314
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:28,915
All right.

315
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,542
Everything okay in here?

316
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,919
With us, yes.
You, I'm not so sure about.

317
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,337
This handsome young man

318
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,256
may be stealing me away from you, Michael.

319
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,674
Yeah, Michael.

320
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,300
Carol said you never take her out anymore.

321
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,135
Well, you be careful.

322
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,512
She's a handful.

323
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:45,515
He seems nice.

324
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,225
I hate that guy.

325
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,310
What's he so damn chipper about?

326
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,854
He steals our phone chargers. I know it.

327
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,772
I don't know if that's really
a profitable racket.

328
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,692
- Are you sure?
- Oh, I'm sure.

329
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,818
He's not in it for the money.
It's about power.

330
00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:01,489
This may be weird to ask,
but why are you even here?

331
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,742
You seem like you can
take care of yourself.

332
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:06,661
I was completely fine.

333
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,706
And then one day, I fell,
and everyone panicked,

334
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:12,959
and they put me in this god-awful place.

335
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,586
It doesn't seem so bad.

336
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:18,131
You got puzzles, books--
Mostly Bibles,

337
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,882
but there's a few Koontzes in there.

338
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,842
There's nothing to do here.

339
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,094
"Come on, Carol, let's go sit

340
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,012
in the butterfly garden for 15 minutes."

341
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,348
I don't want to see any more
goddamn butterflies.

342
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,850
Oh, that sucks. I'm sorry.

343
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,810
That's what happens when you get old.

344
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,647
You get dumped in one of these places,

345
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,107
and they give you a little robotic seal.

346
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,817
Paro?

347
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,153
You know Paro?

348
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,738
Yeah, my friend's grandpa had one,

349
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:42,989
but he's dead now.

350
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,616
Sorry.

351
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,409
I'm really hungry.
We should have some dinner.

352
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,077
Do they have any food here?

353
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,455
The food here is terrible.

354
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,082
You know what would be great?

355
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,042
Bamonte's.

356
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,961
That old-school Italian red sauce place?

357
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,421
Let's go!

358
00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,464
All right. Sure.

359
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,675
Yeah, I'm not doing anything else.
Let's go.

360
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,260
You distract the orderly
while I make a run for it.

361
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,137
Wait, what?
What are you talking about?

362
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,139
I can't leave the home
unless I'm with someone

363
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:09,932
who's on the approved chaperones list.

364
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,476
You're not on the list.

365
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,394
Why don't we just sneak out?

366
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:14,771
People do it all the time.

367
00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:16,147
I don't know, Grandma Carol.

368
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,482
Maybe we should just stay here.

369
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,650
I won't want us to get in trouble.

370
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:21,611
Fine, then the other option is,
you stay here with me,

371
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,405
and then we go to tonight's show.

372
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:27,033
The Amazing Brandon.

373
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,785
The endless handkerchief?

374
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,787
That's his headlining trick?

375
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:31,996
Very underwhelming.

376
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,749
He's the owner's nephew.

377
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,210
He's horrible.

378
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,254
"Quarter from behind your ears"
on the flyer?

379
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,382
Bamonte's.

380
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,760
Bamonte's, Bamonte's, Bamonte's,
Bamonte's, Bamonte's!

381
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,387
All right. Fuck The Amazing Brandon.

382
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,388
Let's go eat.

383
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:53,142
Hey! There he is. Michael.

384
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,687
So, hey, um, I got a grandpa,

385
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,314
and he's thinking about moving here

386
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,566
to this facility.

387
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,192
And I just wanted to talk to you

388
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,486
'cause I recently saw this Dateline piece

389
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,489
about a retirement facility in Maryland

390
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:10,744
where, uh, the workers were
practicing wrestling moves

391
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,203
on the residents.

392
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,581
Some of these clips were pretty brutal.

393
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,750
There was this one guy, Mongo.

394
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,376
He would give people pile drivers.

395
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:19,419
You know what that is?

396
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,588
That's where you take someone,
you flip them up,

397
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,131
and you slam their head down
like this, boom!

398
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:25,842
I mean, I don't think my grandpa

399
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,427
could handle something like that.

400
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,764
Oh, we've never had any abuse issues here.

401
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,515
Um, okay.

402
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:36,018
This one guy who just loved
clotheslining people.

403
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,479
He was just like, "Watch out, Agnes!" Pff!

404
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,273
"Look out, Raymond!" Pff!

405
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,442
"Coming through, Arthur!" Pff!

406
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,861
"Clear the way, Cecilia!" Pff!

407
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,738
"Here I come, Margaret!" Pff!

408
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:50,658
"All right--"
You know, just awful.

409
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,329
So, Anthony, what are the specials?

410
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,916
Today we have
an excellent chicken Milanese,

411
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,250
a veal Francese,

412
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,794
and my personal favorite,

413
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,962
homemade pappardelle with an oxtail ragù.

414
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,505
Buonissimo!

415
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,215
Ooh, Anthony,
you're getting me very excited

416
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,341
with all these dishes.

417
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,635
Carol, I'm a man of many interests,

418
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,553
but my true passion might be pasta.

419
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,555
Rigatoni with vodka sauce?

420
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,765
Gnocchi with Bolognese?

421
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:16,016
Bamonte's combination salad?

422
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,645
Well, that doesn't sound that exciting,
but I bet it's good.

423
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:48,341
So tell me how you met
my lovely granddaughter.

424
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,761
Um, it was at a dance, a formal dance.

425
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:52,887
Oh, come on.

426
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,013
Tell me the truth.

427
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,765
Don't treat me like some old prude.

428
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,267
All right. Well, we met at a bar.

429
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,937
And we both got pretty drunk,

430
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:04,482
and, uh, we hooked up that night.

431
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:05,942
Then you started dating?

432
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,402
No, that night got a little complicated

433
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,237
for reasons I probably shouldn't get into.

434
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:11,990
But we ran into each other
a few weeks later.

435
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,783
Then you started dating?

436
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:17,829
No, she was still seeing
her ex-boyfriend at that time,

437
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,372
but they eventually broke up.

438
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,582
And we started texting back and forth.

439
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,209
We took a trip to Nashville together.

440
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,752
And then we started dating.

441
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,921
Wow.

442
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,757
There were much fewer steps
for me and Harry.

443
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,551
What was it like dating back then?

444
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,094
Seems like everything was
a little nicer and simpler.

445
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:38,057
A guy from the neighborhood
came up and said,

446
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,600
"You're beautiful.

447
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,352
I'm gonna marry you."

448
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:44,104
Then he did.
Then you raise a bunch of kids.

449
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,900
Your husband dies.
Your kids put you in a home.

450
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,568
And then you're eating pasta

451
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,153
with your granddaughter's
ethnic boyfriend.

452
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,906
Seems nice, though.

453
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,866
You committed to a relationship,
and it worked.

454
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:57,618
You weren't constantly concerned
about what else was out there.

455
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:58,661
I was lucky.

456
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,204
Other people were miserable.

457
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,748
And everything happened so fast.

458
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,291
I was raising a family
when I was 20 years old.

459
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,920
Wow, I definitely couldn't
have done that when I was 20.

460
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,129
Would have been hard to support
a family on school credit

461
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:12,299
that I was earning for my
internship at Nickelodeon.

462
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,427
There must have been
some fun times, though.

463
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,512
I once hitchhiked to Atlantic City

464
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,139
on an ice truck to see Sinatra.

465
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,307
See? That's a story.

466
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,018
What am I gonna tell my kids?

467
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,937
"Oh, once my mom drove me to see
Hootie and the Blowfish."

468
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,022
You'll have stories, believe me.

469
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,273
I hope so.

470
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,943
All right, so let's say

471
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,527
you didn't have to settle down so quick.

472
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,946
What do you think you would have done?

473
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,239
I don't know. I always loved music.

474
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,700
Maybe something in that field.

475
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,870
I wish Rachel still played music.

476
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,747
Her band was fantastic.

477
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,415
Rachel was in a band? I didn't know that.

478
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:51,380
It was called... a scam band,
or a... scar band.

479
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,424
Wait, Rachel was in a ska band?

480
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,509
Yeah.

481
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:58,220
Her band was called Nostraskamus?

482
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,348
Grandma Carol, please give me this photo.

483
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,934
Can I have it? Please, please, please.

484
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,268
I'm begging you. Let me have it, please?

485
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,853
Why don't you borrow it

486
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,731
and bring it back
when you visit me next week?

487
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,608
Deal.

488
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,569
You ready to get dinner?

489
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,279
Yeah, one sec.

490
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:18,116
Just finishing this
beautiful stallion's mane.

491
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,242
Perfect.

492
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:24,872
Hey, Dad, do you mind
if Paro comes to dinner with us?

493
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,373
That puppet thing?

494
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:29,043
Oh, no. I'm just kidding.

495
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,795
Never mind.

496
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,554
Warm?

497
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,516
See you after dinner, buddy.

498
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,020
All right, Grandma Carol.

499
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,022
We broke you out of your retirement home.

500
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,649
You hitchhiked
on an ice truck to see Sinatra.

501
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:55,528
Between us,
what's the worst thing you've ever done?

502
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,531
Well, one time, before the kids were born,

503
00:19:58,614 --> 00:19:59,991
I stole a car.

504
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,035
What? Grandma Carol!

505
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,161
How did that happen?

506
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,038
I was walking on the street,

507
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,414
and I saw a man leave his car running

508
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,792
and go into a store.

509
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,127
For some reason, I felt like

510
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,671
I had to get in and start driving.

511
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:16,841
I don't know what came over me.

512
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,801
I just had to do it.

513
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:23,097
I got on the highway and took off.

514
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,683
The car was a convertible.

515
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,602
I still remember the wind on my face.

516
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,188
For the first time in years,

517
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,272
I felt like I could go anywhere,

518
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,983
do anything.

519
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:37,153
The possibilities were endless.

520
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,822
Then something happened to the car.

521
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,115
I don't know what.

522
00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:43,201
It started making strange noises,

523
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,078
and the hood started smoking.

524
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,871
I thought about calling my brother Johnny,

525
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:50,124
who was a mechanic, but I was pretty sure

526
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:53,002
he'd be mad at me for being a thief.

527
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:58,216
So I just pulled over,
got out, and walked away.

528
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,886
Harry never even knew.

529
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,262
Got on a bus, came home,

530
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,514
cleaned the house, made us dinner.

531
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,266
Wow.

532
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,435
But you didn't really steal the car.

533
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,478
You kind of just moved it
to a random place.

534
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,232
Oh, hold on. Oh, it's Rachel.

535
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,608
I'll see if she wants to meet up.

536
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:16,650
- Hey.
- Hey!

537
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,194
I just got a call from the home,

538
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,904
and they said that my grandma's missing.

539
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:22,156
What happened when you left?
Did she say anything?

540
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,283
Oh, no, no, no. She's fine.
She's here with me right now.

541
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:27,120
What? Where are you?

542
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,913
At Bamonte's?

543
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,497
She told me it'd be fine
if we snuck out for a few hours,

544
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,166
as long as we got back before curfew.

545
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,417
She's fine. I promise.

546
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,961
Oh, thank God she's okay.

547
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,629
Could you just take her back to the home?

548
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,089
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm really sorry.

549
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,841
I'll bring her back right now.
We'll just meet you at the home.

550
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:42,176
Bye.

551
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:43,719
I'm in deep shit now, Grandma Carol.

552
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,554
I heard. It's fine.

553
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,181
Thanks for taking me out.

554
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:50,601
Let me go to the bathroom,
and then we'll go.

555
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:51,644
All right.

556
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,776
Hey. What's that in your backpack?

557
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:01,237
You know the rules.
No pets in the building.

558
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,405
Oh, it's not a pet. It's just Paro.

559
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,908
He's the best. You want to pet him?

560
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,576
Why would I want to do that?

561
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,411
Here, hold him.

562
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:15,251
What is this?

563
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:19,505
He's kind of cute. Hi.

564
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,007
Hey, I got to go meet a friend.

565
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:23,634
You want to hold on to him for a while?

566
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,886
Yeah, all right, if it'll help you out.

567
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,138
Thanks, Gideon.

568
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:33,227
Goodbye, friend.

569
00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:34,854
Paro, how are you?

570
00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,408
Grandma Carol?

571
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:50,452
Carol, you in there?

572
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:55,041
Hey, excuse me.

573
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:56,625
Do you mind going in the bathroom

574
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,044
and seeing if there's
an old lady in there?

575
00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,461
What?

576
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,421
I had dinner with this grandma,

577
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:04,133
and she went to the bathroom,
and she's been taking a while,

578
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:07,053
so I just want to make sure
she didn't fall down and die.

579
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:08,554
To be clear, this is not my grandma.

580
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:10,181
It's my girlfriend's grandma.

581
00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:13,517
So it's a white grandma,
not an Indian grandma.

582
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:15,936
Okay.

583
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,188
Thank you so much.

584
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:18,147
Yeah.

585
00:23:34,412 --> 00:23:35,248
Uh...

586
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,415
No grandmas, white or Indian.

587
00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,085
Aw, you got to be shitting me.

588
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:40,502
Can I go to the bathroom now?

589
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,213
Yeah, yeah. Sorry for the outburst.

590
00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:43,297
Yeah.

591
00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:45,341
Where could she be?

592
00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:47,176
Did she mention anything else?

593
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:48,677
She likes that show Blacklist.

594
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,470
- How is that helpful, Dev?
- I don't know.

595
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:51,847
You asked if she mentioned anything else.

596
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,182
She mentioned she likes Blacklist.

597
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:55,309
I'm not a detective.

598
00:23:55,393 --> 00:23:57,103
You know who could find her?

599
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:59,313
Red Reddington,
James Spader's character in Blacklist.

600
00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:00,731
Shut up!

601
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,066
Look, your grandma's fine, okay?

602
00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:03,567
She's not this frail old lady.

603
00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:05,278
She can take care of herself.

604
00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:06,904
She once hitchhiked
on an ice truck to see Sinatra.

605
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,322
She's a badass.

606
00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:09,782
Wait.

607
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,533
I think I know where she might be.

608
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,035
Oh, so Blacklist did help.

609
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,578
No, it didn't help.

610
00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:15,829
Well, it clearly
inspired a train of thought

611
00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:16,872
that was helpful.

612
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,835
This is her favorite jazz club.

613
00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:30,552
♪ Up with the stars, I'm dancing ♪

614
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:35,515
♪ Whistling love's happy tune ♪

615
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:39,728
♪ One little kiss has sent me ♪

616
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:43,065
♪ Over the moon ♪

617
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:50,197
♪ I'm over the moon ♪

618
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,953
Hey, you know who I heard's
playing later tonight?

619
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:58,872
The trombonist from Nostraskamus.

620
00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:00,540
No!

621
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:03,043
Oh! Where did you get this?

622
00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:04,128
Grandma Carol.

623
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,130
Oh, thank you so much.

624
00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:09,258
Would you mind if I just sang one more?

625
00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:24,773
♪ You go to my head ♪

626
00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:26,859
♪ And you linger ♪

627
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:30,488
♪ Like a haunting refrain ♪

628
00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:33,699
♪ And I find you ♪

629
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:38,578
♪ Spinning round in my brain ♪

630
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:40,206
♪ Like the bubbles ♪

631
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:45,336
♪ In a glass of champagne ♪

632
00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:52,385
♪ Oh, you go to my head ♪

633
00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:55,179
♪ Like a sip of sparkling ♪

634
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:58,556
♪ Burgundy brew ♪

635
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:05,605
♪ And I find the very mention of you ♪

636
00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:08,484
♪ Like the kicker ♪

637
00:26:08,566 --> 00:26:12,821
♪ In a julep or two ♪

638
00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:18,785
♪ The thrill of the thought ♪

639
00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:22,164
♪ That you might give a thought ♪

640
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,417
♪ To my plea ♪

641
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:28,462
♪ Casts a spell over me ♪

642
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:32,508
♪ Still I say to myself ♪

643
00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:35,677
♪ "Get ahold of yourself" ♪

644
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:41,225
♪ "Can't you see that it never can be?" ♪

645
00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:46,772
♪ Oh, you go to my head ♪

646
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,442
♪ With a smile that makes ♪

647
00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:53,820
♪ My temperature rise ♪

648
00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:55,655
♪ Like a summer ♪

649
00:26:55,739 --> 00:27:00,786
♪ With a thousand Julys ♪

650
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:04,706
♪ You intoxicate my soul ♪

651
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:08,210
♪ With your eyes ♪