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Dude, these bathrooms are so amazing.

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I love when restaurants splurge
on those premium hand dryers.

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I feel like I'm drying my hands
in the future.

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Oh, and that fancy soap?

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- Mm.
- My hands smell like geraniums.

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It's amazing.

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Hey, so I was thinking about this.

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You know in that 8 Mile song,

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Eminem raps,

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♪ There is no movie
There's no Mekhi Phifer ♪

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But it is a movie.

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And Mekhi Phifer's there.

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He's there.

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Uh-uh. That's where you're wrong.

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He's writing it
from the perspective of Eminem

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in real life.

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No, no, no.

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He says... ♪ Mom's spaghetti ♪

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That's in the movie.

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He has a spaghetti stain on his shirt

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before the battle at The Shelter.

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He's B-Rabbit.

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No, you're just being ignorant now.

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In the first verse,

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he's rapping as the character B-Rabbit,

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and there is a movie--
I'll grant you that.

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Thank yer.

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But in the second verse,

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the perspective switches
to that of Eminem,

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the real-life rapping actor.

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So therefore, the lyrics stand.

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There is no movie.

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There is no Mekhi Phifer.

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[sighs] All right. Point taken.

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Wait a second. Hold on.

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If, in the second verse,
he's rapping as Eminem,

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- then it's real life, correct?
- Correct.

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All right, well, in that scenario,

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Mekhi Phifer the actor does exist.

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He should be saying...

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♪ There is no movie
There's no David 'Future' Porter ♪

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Well, that's where things get interesting.

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Can we please talk
about literally anything else?

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[Dev] All right.

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Um, I got to figure out
a first date with that girl Rachel.

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Ooh. She's single again?

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Yes, she texted me earlier today and said,

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"Things are done and done with my ex.

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I'm up for that date
if it's still on the table."

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I was thinking a nice dinner at Giorgio's.

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Thoughts? Concerns?

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Giorgio's?

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I swear, every chick
I've ever gone on a date with

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has taken me to Giorgio's.

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Don't do dinner. Everyone does that.

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You got to do something different
and adventurous.

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Good call.
You got to be creative nowadays, cat.

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For example, I really liked this girl,

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so I sent her an e-vite to my heart.

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Ooh, what happened?

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She declined.

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[Denise] Okay, uh...

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what about this?

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I got an email from this travel site

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offering, like, $50 tickets to Nashville.

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Take her to Nashville for a night.

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I don't know.

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A vacation for a first date?

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Isn't that kind of nuts?

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That's what's so great about it.

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It's a bold move.

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Plus, think about it like this:

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if you do the normal date dinner,

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then it's like, the next day,
you'll be stressing out about,

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"When should I text her?

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What's the next date gonna be?"

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This way, it's like ten dates in a row.

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Y'all are just there,

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straight kicking it in Cashville.

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Mm. Denise, you sold me.

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I'm gonna do it.

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How's this for the text?

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"This may sound nuts,

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but would you want to go to Nashville
for the weekend?"

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I don't know. I think that text
could use some seasoning, man.

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Maybe add a little
of that classic Dev spice.

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Mm.

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Let me see if I can find a little pinch.

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Uh, ooh. I got it.

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"Are you down to clown in Nash-town?"

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Fire it off, playboy.

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It's off.

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Arnold, what's going on
in your love life, buddy?

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Mm. It's okay.

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Went out with this girl Jess
the other week,

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and I thought we had this
connection, but--

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[cell phone honks]

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Ooh, she wrote back already.

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Uh, "That sounds amazing.

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I have my niece's violin recital
at 7:00 on Sunday.

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If we can be back by then,
I'm down to be chillin'

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like a Nash-villain."

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Told you.

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♪ Nashville date ♪

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♪ Nashville date ♪

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♪ Nashville date
Nashville date ♪

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Speed it up.
♪ Nashville date, Nashville date ♪

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♪ Nashville date, Nashville date ♪

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Really slow.

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♪ Nashville ♪

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♪ Date ♪

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♪ Nashville ♪

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♪ Date ♪

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Backwards.

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[unintelligible noises]

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Oh, wait, wait, wait. Sorry.

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Arnold, what were you saying?

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Oh, nothing.

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Just that her parents were
in a Japanese internment camp,

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nothing important.

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Go ahead with your singing and dancing.

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♪ Nashville date, Nashville date ♪

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[country music]

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♪ ♪

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- What's up?
- Hi.

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- How are you?
- Good.

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- Here, I'll grab this.
- Oh, thank you.

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Um, so I checked the traffic on Waze,

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and it looks like
we're pretty good on time.

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- You want to grab a coffee real quick?
- Yeah, sure.

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- All right.
- [sighs]

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This is so exciting.

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I've never been to Nashville before.

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Ooh, actually, slight change of plans.

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We're now going to Trenton, New Jersey.

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My friend told me
about this chemical plant there.

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It's supposed to be really awesome,
so I booked us a tour.

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Oh, there's also this great landfill.

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- We have to check it out.
- All right, cool.

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[both laugh]

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Uh, so what's been going on with you?

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Um, not much.

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I've been filming this black virus movie

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called The Sickening.

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You're not gonna believe it,
but I play a scientist.

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Ooh, what kind?

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Um, an Indian scientist.

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Oh. [laughs]

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Um, hey, can we get a cortado,
please, and...

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I'll take a cortado as well.

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Um, so what's been going on?

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Uh, work's been good.

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I did have to put out a few fires
this week

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when one of my artists
used the phrase "fat chicks"

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in an interview.

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Ooh, not defending this guy,

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but what is the proper terminology there?

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Like, oversized, plus-sized?

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You know, I think maybe,
like, full-bodied,

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but in this situation,

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he said, "I don't fuck with fat chicks."

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So I don't think it would've helped.

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- Yikes.
- [laughs]

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Thank you.

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- Here you go.
- Thanks.

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There you go.

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So how long's this flight?

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Um, about two hours.

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So we watch a couple
of Shark Tank episodes,

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and then, boom, we're there.

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Oh, I feel like I have so many ideas
that would work on Shark Tank.

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Really? Like what?

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Um...

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- like Trazam.
- What's Trazam?

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It's Shazam for trees.

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Haven't you ever looked at a tree
and wondered what kind of tree it was?

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No, not really.

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Okay, when I look at trees,
I want to know what kind of tree it is.

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Oh, my God, I just thought
of the perfect tag to end my pitch.

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But I feel like if I said it out loud,
you'd definitely want to end this date.

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All right, what is it?

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[laughs]

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Trazam: this time,
money does grow on trees.

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All right, well, date over.

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Ah!

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It was so nice meeting you.

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- Have a good one.
- Cool.

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[sighs]

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- Here you go.
- Thank you.

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Yes?

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[people conversing indistinctly]

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Hey, you're from Florida, right?

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You ever run into Danny Glover?

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Uh, no, 'cause I'm from Texas--
San Antonio.

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- Shit!
- Yeah.

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- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

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I swear you said you were from Florida.

198
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Uh, I didn't say that.

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Oh.

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You know what happened?

201
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That was actually Danny Glover.

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I met him the same night I met you,
and he told me he was from Florida.

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That's why I got confused. I'm sorry.

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A lot of people get me
mixed up for Danny Glover all the time.

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He's the celebrity you get the most?

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Oh, yeah, for sure.
One time, I met Mel Gibson.

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He was very confused.

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[laughs]

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Um...

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I'm sorry I didn't remember
you were from Texas.

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Uh, I was definitely hammered that night,

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so please just give me a pass
on the basis of that.

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Oh, of course.

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I barely remember anything
from that night,

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except for that
you're from South Carolina,

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you have a younger brother,

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your dad's a doctor,

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and you went to a public high school
for students, uh,

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gifted in math and science.

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Yeah.

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But...

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don't you feel like
those are just assumptions

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you can make about any Indian person?

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[Rachel] Thank you.

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[Dev] Thanks.

226
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Wow.

227
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- This is really nice.
- Yeah.

228
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Are you gonna, like,
propose to me or something?

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No. Are you gonna propose to me?
[chuckles]

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That didn't make sense.

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Checking in.

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Dev Shah.

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Dev Shah for one night.

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- Here are your room keys.
- Thanks so much.

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Hey, is it true this hotel is haunted?

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Well, some people claim to have seen
a ghost we call Alfred,

237
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but he's harmless.

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Ooh. Was he murdered?
Did it happen in our room?

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Can we get a ghost discount?

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[laughs] No.

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He just died in the hotel, in his sleep.

242
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It wasn't in your room.

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In his sleep?

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That sounds like a decoy story.

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Mm, agreed.

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Between us, Timothy,

247
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blink if he actually got murdered.

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Sir, I have to blink,

249
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but it doesn't indicate
a guest was murdered.

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Is that clear?

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Yep.

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Totally clear.

253
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Okay, seriously, nobody got murdered.

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Oh, no, we understand.

255
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Okay.

256
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Enjoy your stay.

257
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Hey, and thanks for being up-front
about the whole murder thing.

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We'll keep that between us.

259
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Man, I hope we get
some Alfred the Ghost action.

260
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Wouldn't that be awesome?

261
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Yeah, but, to be honest,

262
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I don't really believe in ghosts.

263
00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,311
What? Why?

264
00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:23,771
I just think that there's a whole flaw
in the ghost thing.

265
00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,732
Okay, we're just animals, right?

266
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:26,983
So if we die

267
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,109
and we get to become ghosts,

268
00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,529
how come no other animals get ghosts?

269
00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:31,654
Whoa.

270
00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,490
That's a good point.

271
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,367
Yeah, like, you never hear about

272
00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:38,078
some couple staying
in an old hotel in Australia

273
00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:39,787
getting haunted by koala bear ghosts.

274
00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:42,457
And loving it, because it'd be adorable.

275
00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:45,126
So you want to, like, head out,
check out the town?

276
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,711
Yeah, let's go wander around,

277
00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:47,712
and later on,

278
00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:49,630
I think we definitely need to do
a little honky-tonk.

279
00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,132
Yeah.

280
00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:54,469
- Wait. What is honky-tonk?
- I'm not sure.

281
00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:57,680
I know "honky" is, like,
a semi-racist term for white people.

282
00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,891
- Mm-hmm.
- But I don't know what "tonk" is.

283
00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:00,808
I'm gonna look up "tonk."

284
00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:01,809
Okay.

285
00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:04,729
"Tonk" means...

286
00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:06,064
"to defeat heavily,

287
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,899
to hit hard, to trounce."

288
00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,192
So wait.

289
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:12,320
Honky-tonk means
white people hitting it hard?

290
00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:14,072
As a minority,

291
00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,990
I'll admit I'm a little bit nervous
about a situation

292
00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,826
where a large group of white people
are hitting it hard,

293
00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,745
but I'll take my chances.

294
00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,705
All right, honky, let's go tonk.

295
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,374
Yeah.

296
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,752
[upbeat country music]

297
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:34,842
♪ ♪

298
00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,678
[inaudible]

299
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,143
Hey. Whoo.

300
00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:44,102
Think I can pull this off?

301
00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,853
Ooh, definitely.

302
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,606
So I was looking for a jacket
that really conveyed

303
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,024
how much I love the state of Montana.

304
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,235
Does this do the trick?

305
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:53,694
Yeah, I think it does.

306
00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:54,613
Great.

307
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,114
Um, so this guy Manuel,

308
00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,032
he designs a lot of jackets for musicians,

309
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,909
and he made stuff for Elvis
and Johnny Cash.

310
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,119
They're so cool.

311
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,580
You know that Johnny Cash
was my first album?

312
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,498
What? Come on.

313
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:05,957
That's way too cool of a first album.

314
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,875
Is it really? What was yours?

315
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,752
The soundtrack to Beauty and the Beast.

316
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,171
Oh, that's so cute.

317
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:12,422
And what was after that?

318
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:15,300
Um, Vanilla Ice, To the Extreme.

319
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,675
Oh, no, what happened?

320
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,595
Hey, the Ice man was a phenomenon.

321
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:19,887
What was your second album?

322
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:20,888
Oh, let me guess.

323
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,558
The Pixies, Cure, Joy Division?

324
00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:25,101
Actually, it was Pavement.

325
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,353
All right, stop.

326
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:27,854
Collaborate and listen.

327
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,772
Busted. Closet Ice fan.

328
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:30,689
[laughter]

329
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,984
Can you guys bond somewhere else?

330
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,778
I'm really alone right now.

331
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,822
Grumpy McGrumperson over there.

332
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,491
Sorry?

333
00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:42,410
The name is not Grumpy McGrumperson.

334
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:43,828
It's Steve.

335
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,208
Ooh, I'm hungry.

336
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,292
Should we get something to eat?

337
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,627
Yeah, sure.

338
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,587
What about that place across the street?

339
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,797
Yeah, should I look it up on Yelp,
see if it's any good?

340
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,132
Well, I mean,

341
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,134
a large man is walking
in there right now,

342
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,053
and he seems super excited.

343
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,597
Yeah, I guess that kind of is
like old-school Yelp, right,

344
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,098
following around
really excited fat people?

345
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,475
Plus-sized people.

346
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,852
[both] Full-bodied people.

347
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:10,355
Ooh, do you see this?

348
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:11,565
Tickler's drummies:

349
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,191
"We take the finest chicken we can find

350
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,693
and isolate the drumsticks

351
00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:17,362
and cover them in Tickler's
signature white barbecue sauce."

352
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,155
Uh, 12 drummies, please.

353
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,782
You want to split a pit master combo,

354
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:22,950
drummies and ribs?

355
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,536
Oh, no, I can't do that.

356
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:25,579
Why not?

357
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,288
I'm kind of a vegetarian.

358
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:28,498
No!

359
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:29,624
Are you serious?

360
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:30,584
Yeah.

361
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:31,626
I mean, I eat fish.

362
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:32,793
But I don't eat octopus.

363
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,629
Why no octopus?

364
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,797
Octopus are some of the smartest animals
in the world.

365
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,550
They can solve complex problems.

366
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:41,386
They have distinct personalities
and opinions, and--

367
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,387
Wait, hold on.

368
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:43,471
Octopuses don't have opinions.

369
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,514
That can't be true.

370
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,057
There's not, like,
an octopus that believes

371
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,517
in mandatory minimum sentences

372
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,893
and then another octopus that feels like

373
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,311
rehabilitation is key.

374
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,355
I mean, if there were jails in the ocean

375
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,857
and that was a political policy
introduced into their ecosystem,

376
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,775
yeah, they might have an opinion about it.

377
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:57,818
[laughs]

378
00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,070
Um...

379
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,821
so is there enough stuff here
for you to eat?

380
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:01,948
Yeah, I'll figure something out.

381
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,283
I'll just order off the sides menu.

382
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,200
I love sides.

383
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,159
Okay.

384
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:08,246
Man, that's a pretty big bombshell
to drop, Rachel.

385
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,706
Eating is a big part of dating,

386
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:11,082
and if you got this strict diet,

387
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,000
we're gonna run into problems
going splitsies.

388
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,210
Even now,

389
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,045
I got to pick between the ribs
and the chicken.

390
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,547
I want to try them both, but I can't.

391
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,090
That's hard.

392
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,216
Not saying we're getting married
or anything,

393
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,426
but theoretically,

394
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,053
it would be an entire life
of never going splitsies

395
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:28,558
on any dish with beef,
chicken, pork, or octopus.

396
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:31,311
Wow. Sounds like a real struggle.

397
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,107
All right. Here we go.

398
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,358
One order of ribs,

399
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,736
and for the lady...

400
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:42,614
Y'all enjoy.

401
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:43,698
Thanks.

402
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,451
Oh, I thought I'd be able to order more
off the sides menu.

403
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,663
I didn't anticipate they'd cook
literally everything in pork fat.

404
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,498
Yeah. Is that gonna be enough food?

405
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,124
- Oh, it's gonna be fine.
- All right.

406
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,418
All right, last but not least,

407
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,545
Tickler's famous drummies

408
00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,465
and our special white barbecue sauce.

409
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:01,382
What?!

410
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,967
Tickler's famous drummies-- But how?

411
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:03,968
You seemed bummed.

412
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,595
I ordered you some so you could try it.

413
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,138
We'll just give the leftovers
to a homeless person.

414
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,140
God damn it. You are amazing.

415
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,351
Mmm.

416
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,435
How is it?

417
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,436
So good.

418
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,814
The white barbecue sauce--

419
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:16,897
insane.

420
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,901
Mmm!

421
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,111
That's good, too!

422
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,238
They're both really good.

423
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,782
I hope there's a homeless person nearby

424
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,949
so we can give them the leftovers.

425
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:30,203
Actually, let's hope that Nashville
does such a good job fighting poverty

426
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,746
that we can't find a homeless person

427
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,165
and we have to throw the leftovers
in the trash.

428
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,875
Cool fantasy.

429
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,337
Oh, man, I'm so full.

430
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,340
Well, we could continue
exploring this beautiful city

431
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,800
we flew all the way out here to visit,

432
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:44,967
or we could go take a nap.

433
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:45,926
I vote nap.

434
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,804
Me, too. Let's go.

435
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,347
Hey, so I Googled the hotel earlier,

436
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:52,183
and it turns out that
there's another ghost among us.

437
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,351
What? Who?

438
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,602
Baby Justin.

439
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:55,978
Baby Justin? Who's that?

440
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,438
He's Alfred's kid.

441
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,023
Apparently, they both died in a fire,

442
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:03,027
and he's always looking for his daddy.

443
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,529
That's terrifying.

444
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:05,446
I know.

445
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,282
- Baby Justin.
- No. Don't do that, seriously.

446
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,243
[both laugh]

447
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,706
All right, well, let's nap.

448
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,708
- Okay.
- I'm gonna sleep coffin-style.

449
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:18,959
[chuckles]

450
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,464
[sighs]

451
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,843
[sighs]

452
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,020
[groans]

453
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,218
Have you seen my dad?

454
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,845
[screams] Oh, my God!

455
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:11,971
Baby Justin!

456
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,347
- [laughing]
- Get out of here.

457
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,849
Don't do that.

458
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,810
Um, should we get up?

459
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,895
Oh, all right.

460
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,689
[sighs]

461
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,276
It's already dark.

462
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:29,447
[screams]

463
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,073
Oh, my God!

464
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,534
Did you write this?

465
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:34,577
What?

466
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,788
What's happening?

467
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:37,789
Oh, my.

468
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:38,998
That might be Baby Justin.

469
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,208
I didn't-- I didn't write anything.

470
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,044
No, I wrote it.

471
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,256
Hey, you're not really mad, are you?

472
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,050
Oh, my God.

473
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,595
Oh, God, she's gone, I tell you.
She's gone!

474
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,888
Oh, God.

475
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,807
I got to call security.

476
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,558
Security, it's Baby Justin.

477
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,310
He's taken another soul!

478
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:00,561
[Rachel imitates baby crying]

479
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,104
All right, don't do that.
That's fucking scary.

480
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,606
Don't make that noise.

481
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,775
Don't-- I don't think that's funny at all.

482
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,653
[romantic music]

483
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:15,743
♪ ♪

484
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:31,258
So you pretty much always lived
in New York?

485
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,177
Yeah, I finished school at Penn.

486
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,094
Then I moved to New York,

487
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,471
and I've been there for about six years.

488
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,681
What about you?

489
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,098
Yeah, I went to school in New York,

490
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,019
and I've pretty much been there
for the past, like, 15 years.

491
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:41,936
Seems kind of dumb, though.

492
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,396
Like, why don't I move
somewhere nice and tropical?

493
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,648
I got a friend.
He was vacationing in Hawaii.

494
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:46,607
Then he just stayed there.

495
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,735
And now he, like, runs a scuba shop,
and he lives there.

496
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,277
Why don't more people do stuff like that?

497
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:51,905
I think that people just get scared.

498
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,574
My sister used to always talk
about living in Paris for a year,

499
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:55,825
and it sounded so awesome.

500
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:56,993
Then suddenly,

501
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,411
she's married, and she has a kid,

502
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,914
and it's like, "Oh, well,
guess that plan's dead."

503
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,498
Yeah, I feel like once you get to our age,

504
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,751
that window to do big moves like that
starts to close.

505
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,335
And it doesn't even close slowly.

506
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,796
You just look up, and it's closed.

507
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,590
At some point,
I would love to do something crazy,

508
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:11,591
like quit my job,

509
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:14,093
change my hair, move to Tokyo,

510
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,970
but I'll probably just pull a Jennifer

511
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,263
and wake up with a kid in my lap

512
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,306
and be like, "Shit, forgot to do it."

513
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,307
Yeah.

514
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:21,434
Why Tokyo?

515
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,643
I've always wanted to go.

516
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,311
And I was really into
Japanese culture and stuff

517
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,688
when I was in high school.

518
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,691
Well, you could always pull
the Eat, Pray, Love move.

519
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,485
You know, the window opens back up again
when you turn 50

520
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:32,695
and you realize you fucked up your life.

521
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,280
So you can just travel then.

522
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,740
Very depressing.

523
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:36,657
[laughter]

524
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:37,658
[man] Hey, y'all.

525
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,159
We're Fletcher and the Fixins.

526
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,536
Let's honky-tonk.

527
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,913
Honky-tonk!

528
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:46,250
[honky-tonk music]

529
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:52,882
♪ ♪

530
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,426
Okay, looks like we do this.

531
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,344
I think we're honky-tonkin'.

532
00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,388
You ready for this?

533
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,556
What?

534
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,599
Whoa.

535
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:02,767
Whoa?

536
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,769
[chuckles]

537
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:05,979
There's definitely white people here,

538
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,605
but I don't know
if they're hitting it that hard.

539
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:08,689
Should we hit it hard?

540
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,066
Uh, yeah.

541
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,823
We're definitely hitting it hard.

542
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,157
We're hitting it so hard.

543
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,036
To Nashville.

544
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,537
Nashville.

545
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:32,379
Okay, if you had a pet potbellied pig,

546
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,715
what would you name him?

547
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:35,633
Franklin.

548
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:36,550
[laughs]

549
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,011
Really? That was fast.

550
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,261
It's something I've thought about before.

551
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,598
[laughter]

552
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:46,602
Hey, thank you for taking me on this trip.

553
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,062
Thanks for coming along.

554
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,947
All right, good news.

555
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,616
No condom issues this time.

556
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,742
[laughs]

557
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,828
Um, I'm pretty beat.

558
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:04,829
You want to just go to bed?

559
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,330
- Yeah, sure.
- All right.

560
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,684
Good night, Alfred.

561
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,728
Good night, Baby Justin.

562
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,688
Good night, Ghost Koala.

563
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,481
[in Australian accent] Good night, Rachel.

564
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,401
Did you say that?

565
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,652
[normal voice] No.

566
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,821
Ask him where he's from.

567
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,865
Ghost Koala, where are you from?

568
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,742
[in Australian accent] I'm from Sydney.

569
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,578
I'm here in Nashville on holiday.

570
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,496
How are you liking it?

571
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,664
It's nice.

572
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,918
I wish they had some eucalyptus
at all these barbecue restaurants.

573
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,253
Ghost Koala, are you a vegetarian, too?

574
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,546
Yeah.

575
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,006
But I love octopus.

576
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,091
[gasps]

577
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,550
This is our car.

578
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:03,096
Hey, before we go to the airport,
you mind if we swing by Tickler's Barbecue

579
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,056
so I can grab some
of that white barbecue sauce to go?

580
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,306
I don't know.

581
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,892
It's kind of
on the other side of town, no?

582
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,978
Yeah, but I looked up the traffic on Waze,
and it'll take us 12 minutes.

583
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:12,730
- We got plenty of time.
- Are you sure?

584
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:15,315
I really hate rushing to the airport,
and I don't want to miss our flight.

585
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:16,817
Yeah, we'll be fine.

586
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,861
I'm sorry. The flight is closed.

587
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,487
We can't let anyone on board.

588
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:21,781
[groans] I just don't understand.

589
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,157
I mean, the door's right there.

590
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,658
Can't you just open it and let us in?

591
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,077
We can't.

592
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,621
So if Barack Obama was here
and he wanted to get on the plane,

593
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:29,997
there's no way you could let him on?

594
00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:32,708
Sir, President Barack Obama
has his own plane.

595
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,376
It's called Air Force One.

596
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:37,546
All right, well, it's obviously broken
in this hypothetical scenario.

597
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,091
What's the next flight that we can get on?

598
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:43,803
The next flight to LaGuardia
leaves in five hours.

599
00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,304
- No.
- At 7:25 p.m.

600
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,848
You'd land in New York at 10:55.

601
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:53,604
I guess we'll take that flight,

602
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,273
and I'll cover all the changes and stuff.

603
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:56,315
I'm really sorry.

604
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,025
Waze said 12 minutes.

605
00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,610
It accounts for traffic.
I don't know what happened.

606
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,237
Mm-hmm.

607
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,905
Shit.

608
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,616
Your niece's recital thing
was tonight, right?

609
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:06,700
Yeah.

610
00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:09,536
[sighs]

611
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:10,621
I'm really sorry.

612
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:13,707
[lively country music]

613
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:18,671
♪ ♪

614
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,215
Man, I wish I knew about Tickler's-To-Go.

615
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:28,306
♪ ♪

616
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:45,865
They weren't able to seat us together,

617
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:48,034
but I gave you the window.

618
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:49,702
Sweet.

619
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,788
[sauntering country music]

620
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:59,879
♪ ♪

621
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:26,655
Excuse me, sir.

622
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,658
This is Rachel Tickler,
heiress to the Tickler's Barbecue empire.

623
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,911
I'm her CFO.
We have a very big meeting tomorrow.

624
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,579
Is there any way
I could switch seats with you

625
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:34,872
so we could talk barbecue business?

626
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:35,873
It would mean the world to me.

627
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,375
What's happening?

628
00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:40,253
Um, I just wanted to switch seats
to talk to my friend.

629
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:42,420
I'm sitting in that aisle seat over there.

630
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:43,381
Sure.

631
00:23:43,463 --> 00:23:44,298
Thank you.

632
00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:51,180
- Hey.
- Hey.

633
00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:53,515
Um...

634
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:56,560
I still feel very terrible
about what's happened,

635
00:23:56,643 --> 00:24:01,065
and I wanted to get you a gift
to say I'm sorry.

636
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:03,525
And it was a little hard
'cause we were in an airport,

637
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:07,154
but I think I found something that really

638
00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:10,908
takes this whirlwind of emotions
that I'm feeling right now

639
00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:12,993
and puts it into a physical object.

640
00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:14,328
I hope you like it.

641
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,959
"Nashville rocks."

642
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,668
It does rock.

643
00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:22,753
It does.

644
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,130
And you rock.

645
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,882
And I don't rock for what I did earlier.

646
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,218
But, um...

647
00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:33,806
I hope you see this shirt
and remember that Nashville rocks

648
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,975
and you'll remember the times
we had together that did rock

649
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:39,312
and forget about the brief amount
of non-rocking time we had.

650
00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:40,271
[laughs]

651
00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:43,565
It is a XXL,
which I'm pretty sure is not your size,

652
00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,443
but it is 100% cotton.

653
00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:48,321
Thank you.

654
00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:49,529
I love it.

655
00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,365
And I will cherish it forever,

656
00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:54,576
and I really cannot wait

657
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:57,121
to use this as a rag
to clean shit up with.

658
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,080
That means a lot.

659
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,083
You rock.

660
00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:10,343
Thank you so much.

661
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:11,969
I had a really wonderful time.

662
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,762
Yeah, I did too.

663
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:14,721
This may sound crazy

664
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:16,265
'cause I know
we've been hanging out nonstop

665
00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:17,933
for the past 24 hours,

666
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,186
plus those seven bonus angry hours,

667
00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:21,854
but are you hungry?

668
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:23,439
You want to get some food?

669
00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:25,774
Yeah, I could go get some food.

670
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:29,278
But I'm really picky about my condiments.

671
00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:31,071
Wait.

672
00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:32,781
You don't happen to have
three large bottles

673
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:36,160
of Tickler's white barbecue sauce, do you?

674
00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:37,370
I did,

675
00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:39,913
but I drank all three bottles on the plane

676
00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,248
when you went to the bathroom.

677
00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:42,958
Oh, that's too bad.

678
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,418
Well, it was really nice seeing you.

679
00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:46,462
- Bye.
- Bye.

680
00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:47,754
Wait, I have some!

681
00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:49,215
I'm coming. I'm coming.
I'm coming. I'm coming.

682
00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:50,589
[laughs]

683
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:52,549
So should we follow around some
full-bodied people,

684
00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:54,052
find a good place to eat?

685
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,636
[laughs]

686
00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:58,723
[slow country music]

687
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:05,731
♪ ♪