1 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,460 [horns honking] 2 00:00:28,750 --> 00:00:30,000 -[beeps] -[barrier opens] 3 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:34,170 [indistinct chatter] 4 00:00:49,458 --> 00:00:51,378 [phone ringing] 5 00:01:15,291 --> 00:01:16,921 [operatic song playing] 6 00:01:54,041 --> 00:01:55,041 [imperceptible] 7 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:18,575 [Alicia] All right, baby. 8 00:02:18,666 --> 00:02:20,286 All right, Mommy loves you, too. 9 00:02:20,375 --> 00:02:22,495 Okay, be good for Granny. Bye-bye, baby. 10 00:02:22,583 --> 00:02:23,583 Bye, bye. 11 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:28,380 So, where does Erica think you're goin'? 12 00:02:29,125 --> 00:02:30,825 [Denise] She thinks I'm going to a writer's retreat. 13 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:32,463 [Alicia chuckles] 14 00:02:32,541 --> 00:02:34,041 [Denise] Where does Regina think you're goin'? 15 00:02:34,125 --> 00:02:36,415 [Alicia] Uh, I told her I needed a weekend to myself. 16 00:02:36,916 --> 00:02:37,826 [Denise softly] Okay. 17 00:02:39,166 --> 00:02:41,576 -Do you still go upstate often? -[smacks lips] Not really. 18 00:02:41,666 --> 00:02:44,246 I mean, Erica's not too into the outdoors. 19 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:47,380 She's afraid a tick will bite her and give her Lyme disease. 20 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:48,378 [Alicia chuckling] 21 00:02:49,875 --> 00:02:51,785 Where are we goin'? Are we going somewhere cool? 22 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:53,955 That's too many questions. 23 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:56,631 You gotta let me do my thing. It's a surprise. 24 00:02:56,708 --> 00:02:59,498 Okay. Okay. You know I like surprises. 25 00:02:59,583 --> 00:03:02,793 I know you do. That's what I'm doing it for you. 26 00:03:03,291 --> 00:03:04,331 -Okay. -Uh-huh. 27 00:03:06,458 --> 00:03:07,288 [both chuckling] 28 00:03:17,083 --> 00:03:19,883 -[Denise] Keep 'em closed, all right? -[chuckles] 29 00:03:22,083 --> 00:03:23,833 [Alicia] Ah… 30 00:03:23,916 --> 00:03:25,036 Are we there yet? 31 00:03:26,458 --> 00:03:27,708 Can I open my eyes? 32 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,131 [Denise] Yeah, now you can. 33 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:30,038 [Alicia] Okay. 34 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:34,830 -What? -[Denise] Mmm-hmm. 35 00:03:34,916 --> 00:03:38,706 [Alicia] What? Wait a minute. [chuckling] Wait a minute. 36 00:03:38,791 --> 00:03:40,211 Wait, I'm confused. 37 00:03:40,291 --> 00:03:43,211 What, are we just poppin' in to say hello or somethin'? 38 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:45,541 Nah. This where we stayin'. 39 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,875 -They put this shit on Airbnb. -[chuckles] 40 00:03:48,666 --> 00:03:50,206 Now, I am gonna warn you though, 41 00:03:50,291 --> 00:03:52,631 the decor is not as Black as it once was. 42 00:03:52,708 --> 00:03:54,788 -Yeah? -But it's still gonna be cool. 43 00:03:54,875 --> 00:03:56,035 [Alicia] Oh, man. 44 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,330 Like, low-key, this is a bit weird, you know? 45 00:03:59,416 --> 00:04:00,496 [Denise] It is weird. 46 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,075 Oh. Look at that front garden. 47 00:04:08,208 --> 00:04:09,578 It hasn't changed. 48 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,250 Ooh, okay. 49 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:13,543 [Denise] Welcome to the past. 50 00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:14,705 [Alicia] Wow. 51 00:04:22,166 --> 00:04:24,166 [Denise] Look at these weird-ass fabrics. 52 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:28,040 -[Alicia chuckling] Oh, no. -Ugh. 53 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:29,495 [Alicia] Oh, no. 54 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:31,963 -What the fuck? They colonized it. -[Alicia] Oh, no. 55 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:35,040 Look at this fabric. Babe, look at this fabric. 56 00:04:35,125 --> 00:04:36,745 -What the hell? -And what's that? 57 00:04:36,833 --> 00:04:37,793 [Denise] Uh-uh. 58 00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:40,245 Why they got a dead cat on the coffee table? 59 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:43,173 -Oh, my God, my kitchen. -I'm not drinking coffee off that. 60 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:46,170 -[Alicia] What did they do? -[Denise] Damn it. 61 00:04:46,666 --> 00:04:48,286 [Alicia] Why is the table so small? 62 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:50,035 [Denise] Why they got auburn on the placemats? 63 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:51,375 [Alicia] This is mental. 64 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:52,955 [chuckles] 65 00:04:54,791 --> 00:04:56,081 Look at this shit here. 66 00:04:56,166 --> 00:04:59,166 Got a damn dog on a wall, wearing a mask. 67 00:05:02,083 --> 00:05:04,253 Yeah. You're not gonna be happy with that either. 68 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:06,535 -Super bland. -[sighs] 69 00:05:06,625 --> 00:05:09,455 But that ain't shit. Behind this door right here… 70 00:05:09,541 --> 00:05:10,961 -Yeah? -Peak caucacity. 71 00:05:11,041 --> 00:05:11,881 [chuckles] 72 00:05:13,416 --> 00:05:14,876 -Go ahead. -[gasps] 73 00:05:14,958 --> 00:05:17,378 No. No. 74 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:19,955 [Denise] It's like a Law and Order: SVU episode. 75 00:05:20,041 --> 00:05:21,671 Who sleeps in here? 76 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:23,710 Shit, I hope some little kids. 77 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:24,671 [Alicia] Mmm-mmm. 78 00:05:25,375 --> 00:05:27,455 They'll come alive and kill us in our sleep. 79 00:05:27,541 --> 00:05:30,081 Like, this one, yeah? Got a knife, like… [clicks tongue] 80 00:05:30,666 --> 00:05:32,956 -It's all right, I'm strapped. -[chuckles] 81 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:34,576 -[Denise sighs] -Mmm-mmm. 82 00:05:34,666 --> 00:05:36,416 I can't. I gotta get the fuck out of here. 83 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:39,080 No, don't go and leave me here. 84 00:05:54,583 --> 00:05:56,213 You know, Granny passed away. 85 00:05:57,333 --> 00:05:58,333 -What? -Yeah. 86 00:05:58,416 --> 00:05:59,626 -She did? -She's gone. 87 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:01,668 I loved her, man. She was like my granny. 88 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:03,790 [chuckling] I know. She loved you, too, actually. 89 00:06:03,875 --> 00:06:04,785 Yeah. Damn. 90 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:06,125 She was asking after you. 91 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:11,535 Um, yeah, man. In fact, it was about a month ago, actually. Pretty recent. 92 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:13,535 Shit. I'm sorry. 93 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,293 [mumbles] Yeah. 94 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:20,076 It was weird 'cause when they called me to be like, 95 00:06:20,166 --> 00:06:21,826 "She ain't got much time left." 96 00:06:21,916 --> 00:06:23,036 Or whatever… 97 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:26,173 I got on FaceTime, obviously. 98 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:30,290 And I was like, "Hi, Granny." You know, "How you doin'?" 99 00:06:30,375 --> 00:06:33,915 And you know when it's just like they're there, but they're not there. 100 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,380 It's like they're going through the realm, I don't know… 101 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:37,458 [Denise] Mmm-hmm. 102 00:06:37,541 --> 00:06:39,541 Then she passed away about a week later. 103 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:40,825 It was really odd. 104 00:06:41,458 --> 00:06:42,958 Sort of quite like… 105 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:44,880 -It's weird, I know. -Empty. 106 00:06:44,958 --> 00:06:47,538 And it's hard 'cause you're so far away from them, 107 00:06:47,625 --> 00:06:49,575 you don't get to grieve in the same way. 108 00:06:49,666 --> 00:06:50,626 I don't know. 109 00:06:51,125 --> 00:06:53,205 [breathes deeply] But… Yeah. 110 00:06:53,875 --> 00:06:55,205 And what's mad… 111 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:58,291 [chuckles] It's actually sweet. I think it's really sweet. 112 00:06:58,375 --> 00:07:01,075 …is that, you know how Granny had that laugh? 113 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:03,576 -That loud laugh? -Yeah. 114 00:07:03,666 --> 00:07:05,076 When Lola laughs, 115 00:07:05,166 --> 00:07:08,126 like really laughs, she's got the same laugh. 116 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:09,078 [Denise] Hmm. 117 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:11,543 -It's quite nice, 'cause-- -She passed it down. 118 00:07:11,625 --> 00:07:13,995 Right? It's like, "Okay, she's gone, 119 00:07:14,083 --> 00:07:18,003 but, you know, she's still here for me, through my baby." 120 00:07:18,083 --> 00:07:20,793 -Yeah. She's still with us. -You know? 121 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,035 Amen. 122 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:23,075 [softly] Yeah. 123 00:07:23,166 --> 00:07:23,996 I know. 124 00:07:24,083 --> 00:07:27,963 She did cook up a good curry goat, man. 125 00:07:28,041 --> 00:07:29,751 Hell yeah, I still remember that goat. 126 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:32,673 -That curry goat, tender. -Damn. 127 00:07:33,166 --> 00:07:36,126 -Fall off the bone. Foot-rubbing good. -Did you learn how to do that? 128 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:38,498 -No, I didn't. -That's the problem. Shit. 129 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,423 I know. I fucked it. 130 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:42,000 -[laughing] -Now, I want some. 131 00:07:42,916 --> 00:07:43,996 Granny! 132 00:07:44,083 --> 00:07:44,963 [both chuckle] 133 00:07:45,458 --> 00:07:47,248 -She out there. -[chuckling] Yeah. 134 00:07:49,041 --> 00:07:49,921 Mmm. 135 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:57,288 And how's your new job goin'? 136 00:07:57,791 --> 00:08:00,331 The new job, like, fucking sucks. 137 00:08:01,416 --> 00:08:04,536 It's just… I don't know. 138 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:08,580 I hate it. I hate having to answer to people. 139 00:08:08,666 --> 00:08:09,706 I hate having to… 140 00:08:10,375 --> 00:08:12,745 [scoffs] I hate having to be a sheep, man. 141 00:08:13,833 --> 00:08:15,963 That's what you are when you work those cubicle jobs. 142 00:08:16,458 --> 00:08:17,458 Your boss is like, 143 00:08:17,541 --> 00:08:19,961 "Hey, can you come a little earlier on Monday?" 144 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,131 -[mimicking sheep] Yeah. -[chuckling] 145 00:08:22,625 --> 00:08:23,915 "Can you work this weekend?" 146 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:26,376 [mimicking sheep] Nah. 147 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:28,415 It's true, man. 148 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:30,880 It's like, the food we gotta give 'em, 149 00:08:30,958 --> 00:08:32,378 that's like our checks. 150 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:34,455 Here's your check. There you go. 151 00:08:34,541 --> 00:08:36,921 We're like, "Come on. 'Cause I need to eat." 152 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:43,625 Yeah, it's just… It's weird when you've seen the other side, you know? 153 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:46,455 Being successful is like being in heaven. 154 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,000 And… when the success goes away, 155 00:08:51,083 --> 00:08:52,963 it's like somebody comin' up behind you, 156 00:08:53,041 --> 00:08:54,541 tapping you on your shoulder saying, 157 00:08:54,625 --> 00:08:56,745 "You gotta go to hell for a little while." 158 00:08:56,833 --> 00:09:00,833 It's like, hell wouldn't be as bad if I didn't know what heaven felt like. 159 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:01,746 Right. 160 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:06,923 So, I'm in hell right now at that job. 161 00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:11,790 Uh, but, you know, I got insurance. 162 00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:12,915 Pays the bills. 163 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:23,626 [Alicia] What about the writing, though, you think you're gonna… 164 00:09:24,708 --> 00:09:25,708 start? 165 00:09:25,791 --> 00:09:27,711 [Denise] I mean, I don't know. 166 00:09:27,791 --> 00:09:30,421 [chuckling] After that second book got dragged, 167 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,920 and people said it wasn't shit… 168 00:09:34,166 --> 00:09:35,326 I don't know. I guess… 169 00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:38,708 I started to think I wasn't shit. 170 00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:42,995 You can't believe the good shit people say about you 171 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,383 and not believe the bad. 172 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:50,923 Just made me not want to… put myself out there again. 173 00:09:53,583 --> 00:09:56,673 So, uh… So, yeah. Um… 174 00:09:58,291 --> 00:10:00,131 I'll do the sheep thing for a while. 175 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,460 You know, I miss weird stuff. 176 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:16,963 Like what? 177 00:10:17,541 --> 00:10:18,501 Like… 178 00:10:19,875 --> 00:10:23,165 picking up candy wrappers and towels. [chuckles] 179 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:25,790 Oh, there's plenty of those on the floor at my crib right now, 180 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:29,205 -if you wanna come over and assist. -[chuckles] 181 00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:30,461 We'd appreciate it. 182 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,670 How's your own life? 183 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:36,170 How's… [in affected voice] Erica? 184 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:37,540 [chuckles] 185 00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:41,325 Why do you always say her name, like… Like, weird. 186 00:10:41,416 --> 00:10:43,456 -[laughing] I don't know. -It's ridiculous. 187 00:10:43,541 --> 00:10:44,751 I have to. It's my duty. 188 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:47,793 -Uh, she's good. She's good. -Yeah? 189 00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:48,785 Yeah. 190 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,960 How's… [in affected voice] Regina? 191 00:10:52,041 --> 00:10:53,211 [laughing] 192 00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:57,081 You know what? She's… She's okay. 193 00:10:57,583 --> 00:10:58,713 She's okay. 194 00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:00,673 I don't know. 195 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:07,080 Why the people we're supposed to be have gotta be so damn boring, man? 196 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,166 [chuckles] 197 00:11:09,708 --> 00:11:13,288 It's like, you have all these relationships, 198 00:11:14,166 --> 00:11:15,576 and you meet someone. 199 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:18,420 It doesn't work out. 200 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:21,043 So then you meet someone else. 201 00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:23,415 They don't have the same issues as the other person, 202 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,580 so you're like, "This is gonna work." 203 00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:28,628 [sighs] And that doesn't quite fit. 204 00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:31,498 You start to go, "Wait. Fuck!" 205 00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:36,001 "What if it's me? What if I'm the problem here?" 206 00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:37,956 Definitely not you. 207 00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:39,211 [both chuckle] 208 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,290 You are not the problem. 209 00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:45,328 Relationships are messy. 210 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,785 Just gotta… keep searchin' till you find that person 211 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:53,875 -that's willing to put up with your mess. -Mmm. 212 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:57,456 How's your mess? 213 00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:03,918 -Erica's fine. -Mmm. 214 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:08,785 She is… I don't know. She is… 215 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:09,705 Boring. 216 00:12:09,791 --> 00:12:11,421 [both chuckle] 217 00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:14,378 -Uh, no. She's not boring. -[chuckles] 218 00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:21,288 She's just not you. 219 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:27,630 [Alicia sighs] 220 00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:29,825 God, are we bad people? 221 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,626 Oh, Jesus Christ. Don't do it. 222 00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:34,038 -I know. I'm just saying… -Stop. Stop yourself. 223 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:37,075 -Okay. We've talked about this. -Hmm. 224 00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:38,626 What did we say? 225 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:43,958 -We cannot talk about the "thing…" -[chuckles] 226 00:12:44,041 --> 00:12:47,921 -…or else the "thing" will make us spiral. -Hmm. 227 00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:50,665 No spiraling. 228 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:51,630 No spiraling. 229 00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:52,668 Say it again. 230 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,540 No spiraling. 231 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:56,166 No spiraling. 232 00:12:58,291 --> 00:12:59,421 [Alicia sighs] 233 00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:13,633 So, I got you a little something from my store. 234 00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:15,208 Oh, my goodness. 235 00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:18,543 -I like the new logo. -Yeah? 236 00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,165 Yeah. Looks good. 237 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:23,081 [softly] Check it out. 238 00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:26,958 -Oh, my… What? -[chuckles] 239 00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:28,421 I've been looking for this. 240 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,880 I know. It's first edition. 241 00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:32,418 [scoffs] Of course it is. Jesus. 242 00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:35,381 -Thank you, babe. -You're welcome. 243 00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:40,668 Man, I gotta say, you know, 244 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:41,920 you really did it. 245 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,500 -I'm proud of you. -[chuckles] 246 00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:44,633 Thank you. 247 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,828 It means a lot to hear that from you. 248 00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:51,575 But, low-key… 249 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,881 like, when we were together, it was really hard. 250 00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:59,828 You know, 'cause I was watching you, and you had all these goals, 251 00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:01,456 and you're, like, achieving them. 252 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,581 I was looking at my life and being like, 253 00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:05,706 "I don't have any of that." You know? 254 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:10,253 And I think, like, part of me resented you for that. 255 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,633 -Hmm. -But, you know, now I have it, 256 00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:17,628 [chuckling] and I really see what it does to you. 257 00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:19,078 -Yeah. -Do you know what I mean? 258 00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:20,876 Like, I see what it does to people. 259 00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,628 You know, like, there's this, um… 260 00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,378 There's this couple, in LA, doing a similar thing to me, 261 00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:27,878 but they are specializing in Black memorabilia. 262 00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:29,878 -Right? -Oh, yeah. I think I heard of them. 263 00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:31,458 Yeah, they're fucking shit. 264 00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:33,671 Yeah, they're shit, they're shitty people. 265 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,750 -[laughs] -Whenever I see 'em, 266 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,083 they act all stush like they don't know who I am. 267 00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:38,786 -Oh, shit. -[chuckles] 268 00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:42,165 Look at you. Ready to be recognized. 269 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,210 -Okay. -[laughing] 270 00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:45,001 I know! I know. 271 00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,833 I didn't realize I could be this competitive. [laughing] 272 00:14:47,916 --> 00:14:50,626 Shit. It happens to the best of us, okay? 273 00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:52,248 -It's a good thing. -Yeah. 274 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,543 I got something for you, too. 275 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:54,825 -You do? -Yeah. 276 00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:56,746 -Come on. -Mmm. 277 00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:00,631 Okay. 278 00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:04,333 -Not as intellectual, but, you know… -Ooh. [chuckles] 279 00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:06,326 Let me see. Thank you. 280 00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:08,996 -Can you hold this for me? -Yeah. 281 00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,875 Okay. All right. 282 00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:16,328 -I mean, look… -Okay. Look at her. 283 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,456 -We gonna get away, let's get away. -[chuckles] Let's do it properly! 284 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,253 Ooh! 285 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,383 Bathroom around the corner, if you wanna try it on. 286 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:24,288 You want me to? 287 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:26,325 It's up to you, though, you know? 288 00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:28,416 -I will oblige you. I'm gonna-- -[exclaims] 289 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,290 -[Alicia] Listen, she is cute. -Yes. 290 00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:34,325 -[Alicia] She is slinky. -She gonna be even cuter on your body. 291 00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:36,996 -[laughing] Okay. -Okay? Fill it out. 292 00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,245 [zipper zips] 293 00:15:55,916 --> 00:15:58,036 [Alicia exhales] Right. Okay. 294 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:02,575 [grunts softly] 295 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,960 [softly] Wait a minute, wait a minute. 296 00:16:10,916 --> 00:16:12,126 Denise! 297 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,038 You need some help? 298 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,495 [grunts softly] Can you come here? 299 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,075 Happily. 300 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,210 -What's going on? -I'm stuck. 301 00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:26,291 Oh, shit. 302 00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:27,955 [Alicia chuckling] It's so small. 303 00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:31,001 -What the hell? -Are you crazy? This is tiny. 304 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:33,463 [Denise] Okay, hold on. We may have to cut this off. 305 00:16:33,541 --> 00:16:36,381 -Shit. -Don't laugh. Don't laugh at me right now. 306 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:38,918 You think I've got the same body I did before I gave birth? 307 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,040 This is mental. 308 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,745 -[Denise] I don't know sizes and shit. -[sighing] Oh, my God. 309 00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:43,673 I look ridiculous. 310 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,460 We can never talk about this ever. 311 00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:47,501 [Denise] You still look really good to me, man. 312 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,963 Fuck all this. Let's just get naked and get it poppin'. 313 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,170 [Alicia chuckles] 314 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:02,793 Okay. Well, please just give him a hug from me. 315 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:05,285 Okay. Thank you. All right. Bye. 316 00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,001 -[chuckles] -Is everything all right? 317 00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,378 -Justin's teething. -Oh. 318 00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:13,248 Yeah. So he's not the happiest camper right now, 319 00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:16,126 but you know about that shit, man. God. 320 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,500 You know, I got a tip for you. 321 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:21,753 Um, have you ever tried chamomile granules? 322 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,133 I don't even know what that is. 323 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,878 It's, uh, heaven-sent. 324 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:27,458 -You just rub it on your baby's gums… -Mmm-hmm. 325 00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:29,461 -[snaps fingers] Sorts it out. -Okay. 326 00:17:29,541 --> 00:17:31,421 -Try it. -I'll deliver that message ASAP. 327 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:32,920 Yeah, do. Yeah. 328 00:17:33,541 --> 00:17:34,631 How old is he now? 329 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:35,878 He just turned two. 330 00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:39,543 Yeah, just had a birthday. And my mom got him a car. 331 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:42,165 -[splutters] Like, what kind of car? -Well… 332 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:45,210 -Okay. Wait, I know that sounds crazy. -It sounds crazy. 333 00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:48,171 -No. My mom lives next to this family. -Right. 334 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:51,670 And their… their kid has a little motorized car. 335 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:52,580 Okay. 336 00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:55,126 So, she has to be competitive about everything… 337 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,038 [laughing] Yeah? 338 00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:59,285 …and decided she wanted to get Justin a motorized car as well. 339 00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,495 -Right. Hmm. -So, I come home. 340 00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:04,543 This little one pulls up on me in a baby Audi. 341 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,455 [laughing] That's… Don't. Stop. 342 00:18:06,541 --> 00:18:08,791 -Okay? With tinted windows. -[snorts] 343 00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:09,995 Stop it. Your mom is too much. 344 00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:12,753 So he hits the button and the window comes down. 345 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,075 And he sticks his head out and says, 346 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:17,746 "Ma, how come you ain't got no Audi?" 347 00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:20,705 -With bass in his voice. -He's too rude. 348 00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:24,251 -It's like, "What? What is happening?" -He's too rude. 349 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:27,173 -Oh, gosh. Yeah, it's crazy. Um… -Jesus. 350 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,750 Lola's really into tractors at the minute. 351 00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,333 -[snorts] -Oh, my God. 352 00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:34,706 I don't know what happened. [splutters] I took her strawberry picking, 353 00:18:34,791 --> 00:18:36,831 and at one point, we had to get in a tractor. 354 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:40,746 Look, all I know is I cannot put her jacket on 355 00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,583 to leave her house 356 00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:47,286 without watching a 30-minute BBC documentary on tractors. 357 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:51,125 -And it's fucking boring as fuck. I just… -So random. 358 00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:53,828 Maybe she wants to be a farmer or something when she grows up. 359 00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:56,076 It sounds like she gonna be family when she grows up. 360 00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:57,706 -[laughing] Yeah. -[chuckles] 361 00:18:57,791 --> 00:18:59,751 -Which is exciting. -I mean, it'd be brilliant. 362 00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:00,833 Jesus. 363 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:05,578 -I cannot believe we're in our old house… -Mmm. 364 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,286 …trading war stories about our kids. 365 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:08,455 God, I know. 366 00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:10,291 -I know. -Man. 367 00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:11,245 Crazy. 368 00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,915 I keep thinking about that first year with Justin. 369 00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:19,828 -It was so hard. -Mmm. 370 00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:22,126 Like, every day was like going to war. 371 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,880 But at least I had somebody with me to go to war with. 372 00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:26,958 Yeah, yeah. 373 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,251 I just don't know how you did it by yourself. 374 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:30,173 Yeah. 375 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,710 Yeah, sometimes, neither do I, to be honest. 376 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,501 It was hard, it was definitely hard. 377 00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:42,038 But at same time, I kinda liked doing it by myself as well. You know? 378 00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:48,415 And there were really hard days and really, really hard nights, but… 379 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,420 [Denise sighs] 380 00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:51,881 There were also moments where… 381 00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:55,285 I don't know… 382 00:19:56,625 --> 00:20:00,745 Crossed my mind that, like, if we were doin' it together, 383 00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:04,748 that… we would laugh through it, 384 00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:07,833 and then, somehow, it'd be easier. You know? 385 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,460 -Yeah. -But… [exhales deeply] 386 00:20:13,916 --> 00:20:15,786 I'm sorry I wasn't there to make you laugh. 387 00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:17,745 Mmm. It's all right. 388 00:20:21,416 --> 00:20:23,786 What made you decide to wanna have kids, anyway? 389 00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,375 When'd you stop being scared? 390 00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:28,381 Uh, I don't think I ever stopped being scared. [chuckles] 391 00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:30,708 -Okay. Right. -I'm still horrified. 392 00:20:30,791 --> 00:20:32,081 -[chuckles] -Um… [scoffs] 393 00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:34,455 I don't know. I just… 394 00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:42,041 -gathered up the courage to finally jump. -Mmm. Mmm. 395 00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:44,916 But if we didn't go through what we went through, 396 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:47,745 I don't know if I would've gotten there. 397 00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:48,713 [softly] Yeah. 398 00:20:55,416 --> 00:20:56,536 [smacks lips] 399 00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:59,785 -Okay, hypothetical for you… -Okay? Mmm. Okay. 400 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:00,995 [both chuckle] 401 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:04,248 -Let's say… -Yeah? 402 00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:05,963 -…we're at a party. -Mmm-hmm. 403 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,036 -Maxwell's playin'. -Love him. 404 00:21:10,916 --> 00:21:12,956 -You don't know me. -Mmm. 405 00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:14,131 I don't know you. 406 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,080 And I asked you out on a date. 407 00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,288 Would you say yes? 408 00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:22,578 Yeah. 409 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,875 I said yes then, I'd say yes now. 410 00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:29,748 Yeah, but then, I was shinier. 411 00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:30,673 [chuckles] 412 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:35,498 -I was about to glow up. -Mmm. 413 00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:41,415 And now, I'm just like everybody else. 414 00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:45,786 And what's wrong with being like everybody else? 415 00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:48,575 Everything. 416 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,290 You know, I saw your wedding. 417 00:22:01,916 --> 00:22:03,416 What? What you mean? 418 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,380 Yeah, it popped up on Insta stories. 419 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,875 -Are you serious? -Yes. 420 00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:10,128 Do you know how many mutual friends we got? 421 00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:11,878 -A million. All right? -[laughing] That's horrible. 422 00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:14,458 It was like the whole day. I watched your whole wedding. 423 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,131 Oh, gosh. That's horrible. I'm so sorry. 424 00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:18,288 Nah, man. 425 00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:20,535 -My only question is… -Yeah? 426 00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:23,875 …why was everybody so damn happy that you was marrying somebody else? 427 00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:27,995 I mean, they were sweating while doing the electric slide. 428 00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:28,923 Talkin' about… 429 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,420 ♪ Finally, it happened to her ♪ 430 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:36,960 ♪ She found someone that's on her level ♪ 431 00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:40,581 -I was like, "God damn! Shit." -[laughing] Fuck. 432 00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:42,826 And I loved that you used the same caterer, too. 433 00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:46,126 -Oh, no. I felt so bad. -I was like, "Really?" 434 00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:47,668 I felt so bad. I felt so bad about it, 435 00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,580 but the food is so good, I couldn't. 436 00:22:49,666 --> 00:22:50,876 I know the food is good. 437 00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:53,168 I still dream about the damn chicken with the honey-butter. 438 00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:54,080 It was so good. 439 00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:57,246 Me and Erica wanted them for our wedding, but they was booked. 440 00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:59,883 -[laughing] -Sheesh. 441 00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:02,078 -See, that's why after that day… -Yeah? 442 00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:03,576 …I got off all social media. 443 00:23:03,666 --> 00:23:06,036 I was like, "Fuck this. I'm switching to the flip." 444 00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:08,665 You know what? It's still crazy to… Like, good crazy, 445 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:10,460 but it's crazy to me that you did that. 446 00:23:10,541 --> 00:23:13,831 I'm lookin' at Erica, man, "Bitch stole my fucking dream." 447 00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:16,706 I mean, I don't know. The dream has turned into a nightmare… 448 00:23:16,791 --> 00:23:17,751 Oh, yeah? 449 00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:19,253 …because the flip don't do shit. 450 00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:22,673 Like, I can't check the weather. I can't get directions. 451 00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:24,630 -Yeah? -I can't do shit. 452 00:23:24,708 --> 00:23:26,628 That's why she want me to get a smartphone. 453 00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:29,128 But then, what do you do when she's not around? 454 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:32,458 Well, I had to really figure out ride-sharing 455 00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,501 'cause that one the flip definitely don't do. 456 00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:37,543 So I had to go online, and I found this company, 457 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:38,825 it's called… 458 00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:40,286 [both chuckle] 459 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:43,035 It's called "GoGoGrandpa." Right? 460 00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:45,285 It's a driver service for old people. 461 00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:48,793 You call this number, and this man on the other end is like, 462 00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:53,785 -[loudly] "Denise! Where are you?" -[laughing] 463 00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:56,705 "And where are you trying to go?" 464 00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,880 I just tell 'em where I'm at. 465 00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:01,498 They pull up. I know they expecting some old woman 466 00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:03,423 -from 227. -Well, yeah. Yeah. 467 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,540 And my Black ass smelling like weed, 468 00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:09,125 and wearing retro Jordans gets in the car. 469 00:24:09,625 --> 00:24:11,995 They're like, "Bitch, if you don't call a Uber…" 470 00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,333 [both laugh] 471 00:24:13,416 --> 00:24:14,626 So weird. 472 00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:19,326 -[Denise] It's ridiculous. -Oh, God. 473 00:24:22,916 --> 00:24:24,576 -[Alicia chuckling] -[exhales] 474 00:24:32,708 --> 00:24:34,958 ["Back To Life" playing over speakers] 475 00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:37,001 -You knew the words, didn't you? -I did. 476 00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:40,035 Hey. Uh. Hey. 477 00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:42,075 ♪ Back to reality ♪ 478 00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:46,786 ♪ Back to the here and now Oh, yeah… ♪ 479 00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:48,711 Get low. 480 00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:50,538 Oh. [laughs] 481 00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:53,750 Ah. Oh, hey, uh, uh. 482 00:24:53,833 --> 00:24:55,423 -[laughing] -[groans] 483 00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,080 You need help gettin' up, babe? 484 00:24:57,166 --> 00:24:58,246 [laughing] 485 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,330 [singing] ♪ How ever do you need me ♪ 486 00:25:02,416 --> 00:25:04,576 ♪ How ever do you want me ♪ 487 00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:06,583 ♪ How ever do you need me ♪ 488 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,290 ♪ How ever do you want me ♪ 489 00:25:10,416 --> 00:25:12,076 Hey. Hey. 490 00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:13,996 ♪ How ever do you want me ♪ 491 00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:16,328 ♪ How ever do you need me ♪ 492 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:20,670 Oh, shit, you gotta… 493 00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:24,880 Hey. [laughing] 494 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:27,378 ♪ Back to life ♪ 495 00:25:27,458 --> 00:25:30,128 ♪ Back to the present time… ♪ 496 00:25:30,875 --> 00:25:32,035 Now we gotta do it. 497 00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:33,785 What? Oh, wait. 498 00:25:36,416 --> 00:25:38,496 I don't know how to do that one. 499 00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:39,923 [laughing] 500 00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:53,535 [Alicia laughing] 501 00:25:56,458 --> 00:25:57,578 What you laughin' at? 502 00:25:57,666 --> 00:25:58,536 You know, I just… 503 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:02,245 I love that you don't have to hide anything from me anymore. 504 00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:03,883 I ain't gotta hide shit from you. 505 00:26:03,958 --> 00:26:06,328 We ain't married no more. Okay? 506 00:26:06,416 --> 00:26:08,876 -I will happily eat this MoonPie in bed. -Mmm-hmm. 507 00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:11,248 -I got Sour Patches over here, too. -Of course you do. 508 00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:12,503 Shit. You want a bite? 509 00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:14,173 -Yeah, okay. Go on, then. -Yeah. 510 00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:15,290 It's a good batch. 511 00:26:15,916 --> 00:26:18,286 -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. -Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. 512 00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:20,325 -You heat that up in the microwave? -Of course. 513 00:26:20,416 --> 00:26:21,876 I know how to eat MoonPie. 514 00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,418 [Alicia] That's nice, man. 515 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:25,630 [Denise grunts] 516 00:26:26,875 --> 00:26:28,075 -[Alicia] Mmm. -[sighs] 517 00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:31,535 -You know what's weird? -[exhales] 518 00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:32,495 Hmm? 519 00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:36,253 Since we've been doing this, I've just felt so relaxed. 520 00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:38,166 Me, too. 521 00:26:40,541 --> 00:26:41,381 [sighs] 522 00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:43,878 It's probably 'cause we finally took our masks off. 523 00:26:43,958 --> 00:26:48,578 -Hmm. -You know? Like, let our guard down. 524 00:26:48,666 --> 00:26:49,496 Mmm. 525 00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:52,126 It's nice. 526 00:26:53,708 --> 00:26:54,828 It's temporary. 527 00:26:54,916 --> 00:26:55,876 [both chuckle] 528 00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:58,380 'Cause, you know… 529 00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:02,785 come Monday… it's like, 530 00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:05,285 "Back to our regularly scheduled programming." 531 00:27:10,916 --> 00:27:12,326 Should I have fought for us? 532 00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:15,420 What? No. Come here. 533 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,670 No. Don't… Don't think like that. 534 00:27:20,208 --> 00:27:21,878 You did what was right for you, 535 00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:23,956 I did what was right for me. 536 00:27:30,166 --> 00:27:32,826 I just sometimes worry, 537 00:27:33,666 --> 00:27:35,956 like, how long can we do this? 538 00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:39,710 You know? 539 00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:42,495 Do we just keep goin' until we get caught? 540 00:27:44,208 --> 00:27:45,458 I don't know. I just… 541 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:48,253 Just scared it's not gonna end well. 542 00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:53,710 Hey, you know what? Let's not do that. 543 00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:58,330 Like, I hear you, I feel you, but let's not do that. 544 00:27:58,416 --> 00:28:01,166 -[sighs] -In this moment, right? 545 00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:02,080 Mmm-hmm? 546 00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:05,916 We're just two bad bitches laid up in these old people's home. 547 00:28:06,625 --> 00:28:07,745 Yeah? 548 00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:11,043 'Round the corner from, like, 500 teddy bears. [chuckles] 549 00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,535 And everything's wonderful. 550 00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:18,996 Yeah. 551 00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:28,753 Everything's wonderful. 552 00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:00,461 [operatic song playing]