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Mornin' campers.
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You will not believe
who's comin' to Kikiwaka.
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It's not
my principal, is it?
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'Cause I was
kinda supposed to be
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in summer school
this whole time.
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No. And legally speaking,
I did not hear that.
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It is
world-famous actress,
Melody Chapman.
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Whoa!
The Melody Chapman?
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Why would she wanna come
to a hot, bug-infested...
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Uh, little slice
of heaven like this?
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Well, turns out,
she's shooting a new movie
about summer camp,
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and she wants to come
shadow me for research.
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Wow, Lou. How'd you
pull that off?
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Well, as president of
the Chapmaniacs fan club,
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I may have sent
a few hundred e-mails
begging her to come,
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and she finally agreed.
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Despite the intense objections
of her security team.
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Wait, is she that girl
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from those silly
Witch School movies?
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Um... [CHUCKLES]
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The only thing silly about
the Witch School movies
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is that they
only made nine
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when they had
the material for 35.
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I seem to have
touched a nerve.
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Melody is gonna love me.
We already have
so much in common.
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For instance, she once did
a movie with Brad Pitt,
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and I once cooked
a pig named Brad
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over a pit.
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I can't wait to show her
what camp is all about.
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Uh, are you sure?
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Because Chef Jeff's
menu for tonight is
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Platter of Splatter.
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That reminds me,
I need you and Finn
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to go over to Camp Champion
and get vegetables
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from their garden for dinner.
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Why can't we
use our garden?
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Too dangerous.
The raccoons started
using carrots as swords
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against the rabbits
in the cutest,
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bloodiest little turf war
you ever did see.
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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Lou, when does
Melody get here?
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I don't know.
I hid a tracking device
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in the smart watch
I got her for Christmas,
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but her security team
found it.
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They'll never find
the microphone
in her earrings though.
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Well, when she
gets here,
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I want to discuss my
passion for cleaning up
our lake with her.
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She could spread the word
to her millions of followers
on social media.
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Why can't you just
use your own followers?
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As much as I love them,
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the feedback
on my page is
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mostly Grandma Baker typing,
"This is a test post."
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Look, I know you're
just trying to help
the environment,
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but I don't think
Melody wants any campers
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or counselors
bothering her
while she's here.
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Well, if that's
how you wanna be,
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then I humbly submit
my resignation as camper.
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Great. You can go stay
with Junkyard Judy.
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I humbly rescind my
resignation as camper.
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Wise move.
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[SIGHS AND GROANS]
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Hey, what's
the matter, Destiny?
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Just your standard
girl asks camp director
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if she can get a movie star
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to spread her
environmental message,
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only to be
completely shut down.
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[SCOFFS] Been there.
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Maybe I can talk
to Melody for you.
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No. Lou said Melody
doesn't want any campers
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or counselors bothering her
while she's here.
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Then I won't
be a camper
or a counselor.
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I will disappear
into character
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and I will speak to her.
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You really think
that'll work?
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Of course.
I'm a great actor,
same as Melody.
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Only difference is
people pay her to do it,
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and people tell me,
"Sir, this is a water park.
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"If you're not gonna
use the slide, get down."
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Okay, let's do it.
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Great. I'll go
get my tights.
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[SIGHS] Just wear pants, man.
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Okay, when we get to
the Camp Champion garden,
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I'll keep watch while you
pull up as many vegetables
as you can.
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Or we tunnel
under the garden
and pull them down.
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That's how it works
in cartoons.
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You know, the amount
of cartoons you watch
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really explains why
you tried to paint
a white stripe down that cat.
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Whoa.
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What is that?
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You think it's a door
to a cartoon rabbit's house?
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No. No, I do not.
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Let's open it.
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BOTH: Ooh.
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It looks like a small
room of some kind.
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[CHUCKLES]
Let's check it out.
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Huh.
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It appears
to be some kind
of survival bunker.
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Which they never dust.
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How gauche.
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Oh, no!
The hatch is locked.
We're trapped.
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[SIGHS] What are we
gonna do?
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I guess we wait.
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What time do you think
cartoon rabbits get home
from work?
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Finn...
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Six.
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Lou, no matter
how hard you scrub,
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the boogers are
not comin' off.
I've tried.
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Okay, I haven't tried
'cause gross.
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I just want everything
to be perfect for when
Melody gets here.
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But now she's
gonna know that
Dylan hearted Megan,
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then Dylan hearted Heather,
then Dylan hearted Sam.
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If only Dylan's
feelings were as permanent
as the marker he used.
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Hiya, friends.
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I'm looking
for Lou Hockhauser.
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[GASPS] Sweet
groundhogs in gravy.
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Melody Chapman,
I love you.
I mean, I am you.
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I mean, I am me.
I mean, I am Lou
and I love you...
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[HIGH-PITCHED]
And why didn't I
just say hi?
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Lou, it's okay.
I get that a lot.
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But I'm just a normal girl
who puts her pants on
one leg at a time
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with the help
of a team of stylists,
same as everyone else.
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Well, welcome
to Camp Kikiwaka.
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I'm Ava, one of
the counselors here.
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Nice to meet you.
This is my first time
at summer camp.
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Is it true that
you guys make
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tiny sandwiches
with chocolate
and marshmallows?
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Yeah. They're
called s'mores.
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It's not real chocolate.
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See, we have
old tires that...
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Okay, Ava.
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Don't you have
some counseling to do
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far, far away
from us? [CHUCKLES]
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No, not really.
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Gosh, I'm just
so excited to be here.
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I spend all my time
on movie sets, so I
don't get out a lot.
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I've already
been pooped on
by a bird. [GASPS]
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I feel so alive! [CHUCKLES]
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Well, Melody,
you and your
new bestie, Lou,
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should take a little tour
of our home away from home.
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Oh, can Ava come, too?
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My character
in the movie is
actually a camp counselor,
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so it would be great if she
could teach me some
tricks of the trade.
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-Me?
-Her?
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By her, do you
mean me? [CHUCKLES]
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Of course.
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Just how alive
are you lookin' to feel?
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'Cause at this point,
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our zip line is
mostly old shoelaces.
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Well, I guess I rented
that tandem bicycle
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for nothing. [CHUCKLES]
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This is amazing.
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[CHUCKLES]
The trees,
the fresh air.
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And what was that game
those kids were playing
where they kick the ball?
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Kickball.
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[CHUCKLES] Genius.
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Lou, there's
an emergency
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in the kitchen.
I need you
right away.
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You see, Melody,
when the campers
have a problem,
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they always
come to me,
and only me.
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I need Ava, too.
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Well, you could've
said that before I got
all smug about it.
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Come on!
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Ooh! [GASPS]
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A pole with a ball
tethered to it.
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I wonder what
this game is called.
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Greetings, random pedestrian.
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I am Doctor...
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Professor...
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Scienceton.
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And I am in the middle
of an environmental crisis.
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Nice to meet you.
I'm Melody Chapman,
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and I am
in the middle
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of this lawn.
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I've come to warn you.
Moose Rump Lake
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has become
extremely dangerous
due to human pollution.
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We need to spread the word
before it's too late.
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Oh, my gosh.
How dangerous is it?
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Does this fish with baby arms
answer your question?
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Not at all.
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If we're not careful,
this abomination could become
the future of sushi.
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[GASPS]
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This is horrible!
I love sushi.
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Yes, if only
there was someone
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with the reach
to warn people.
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Someone with 160 million
followers on social media,
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for a completely
random example.
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Hey, I have
160 million followers.
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What a shocking revelation!
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LOU: Well, that was
a waste of time.
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Great Scott!
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Destiny, in the future,
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if the salt shaker
is ever empty,
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it's not an emergency.
Just put more salt in it.
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Got it. That's why
everyone calls me Destiny
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[IMITATING AN EMCEE]
"Can't Fill
The Salt Shaker" Baker.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
So, Melody,
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did you learn
any hard truths
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while we were gone
that you now
feel the need
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to share
with the world?
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Destiny, what did we
talk about this morning?
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[GROANS]
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I'd be so out of here
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if there was
a hotel in this town
that wasn't condemned.
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[GASPS] Matteo,
good news.
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Uh, you found a way
to open the hatch?
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No.
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I found this bag
of Gopher-Peno Poppers.
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Wait, we're trying
to get out?
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Look, a junction box.
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That must mean the hatch
is electronically sealed.
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00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:08,722
Let's start yanking
on these wires.
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That's how my dad
fixed our car.
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00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:12,203
And now you can
honk with the radio.
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And what happens
when you're wrong,
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and you trap us
in here forever
with spicy rodent pieces?
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We feast like kings!
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Wait, uh, where
does this go?
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Hey.
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This was
probably connected
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to whatever
opens the hatch.
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Ah-ha!
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This computer must be
our way out.
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[CHUCKLES] Good thing
I'm a master
of technology.
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We'll be out of here
in no time. [CHUCKLES]
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Loading.
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Okay, maybe
a little time. [CHUCKLES]
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As you
can see, Melody,
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arts and crafts
is the bedrock
of summer camp.
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Didn't you also say that
about scrubbing barnacles
off the kayaks?
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We got a lot of bedrocks.
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Here, bonds will be formed.
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Edible jewelry will be made.
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Dylan will break up
with Heather.
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Sam will break up
with Dylan.
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Tears and macaroni
will be spilt.
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Or if arts and crafts
isn't your thing,
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you can just put on
these bad boys,
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and look really interested
while actually being
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fast asleep.
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What? I made them in here.
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Ava, that is... So cool.
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Say what now?
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Yes. The character
I'm playing is
a bit of a rebel.
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See, she's a city girl
who got into some trouble,
245
00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,470
and was ordered
by the court
to do community service
246
00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:47,081
as a camp counselor.
247
00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:48,865
That was me
last summer.
248
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,780
Well, I wasn't
court-ordered,
I was mad at my mom,
249
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,739
but I grew
as a person,
yada-yada-yada,
250
00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,915
and I became the goddess
you see before you.
251
00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:59,484
Oh, my gosh,
this is so perfect.
252
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,269
Hey, Lou, maybe I should
be shadowing Ava instead,
253
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:02,270
she's more my character.
254
00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,534
Shadowing her?
[CHUCKLES]
255
00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:07,754
Cool, cool. [CHUCKLES]
Ava, can I speak
to you in private?
256
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,887
We are getting
a little off track here.
257
00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,280
She's supposed to
be shadowing an expert,
258
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:13,716
and you've only
been here
for two summers,
259
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,849
and you've
apparently spent
most of that sleeping.
260
00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:19,287
Oh, I see how it is.
261
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,767
Excellent.
262
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:23,987
So, you can excuse yourself
and I can take it from here.
263
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:26,816
Melody, Ava has
something she would like
to share with you.
264
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,905
Isn't that
right, Ava?
265
00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:31,429
Yeah. Turns out that
266
00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:33,736
Lou cleared
my schedule.
267
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,129
I don't have
to do anything else
268
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,826
other than hang out
with you.
269
00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:40,221
Yay! This is so great.
270
00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:42,005
Lou, you're the best.
271
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:44,616
Now, come on, Ava,
I want you to teach me
everything about camp.
272
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:47,054
Like, who is Simon,
273
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,099
and why does
everyone do what he says?
274
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,540
Noah,
275
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:56,759
Melody still hasn't posted
276
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,718
about the lake. What happened?
277
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:01,808
I'm afraid Doctor
Professor Scienceton
failed you.
278
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,200
I'm sorry.
279
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,464
Professor Scienceton?
280
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,684
Doctor Professor Scienceton.
281
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,165
Albert Scienceton
didn't spend eight years
in science medical school
282
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,428
to be disrespected
by a non-Doctor Professor.
283
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,388
Noah, if we're going
to get Melody to help us,
284
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:18,650
we have to go bigger,
285
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:19,739
and you need
to come up with
286
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,436
a less ridiculous
character.
287
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:26,006
I've got it.
Gil Fishington,
288
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:28,530
cyborg marine biologist.
289
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,751
Oh, less ridiculous.
Got you.
290
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,370
The touch screen's broken.
291
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,981
[CHUCKLES] This was
made before touch screens
were invented.
292
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,200
See that blinking cursor?
293
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,679
We need to type in
a command.
294
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,769
So, we have
to use a keyboard?
295
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,596
Like cavemen?
296
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,165
These computers are
pretty simplistic.
297
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,211
So, I'll type in
a rudimentary inquiry.
298
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:01,824
Matteo, are you sure
you know what
you're doing?
299
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,392
Maybe we should
look for some kind
of instruction manual.
300
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,089
That's what my dad always says
before he just gives up
301
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,308
and pays the neighbor kid
to do it.
302
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,528
Finn, I got this.
303
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,879
I'm going to try
304
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:15,795
"Hatch release."
305
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,666
AUTOMATED VOICE:
I'm sorry. Did you mean
306
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,537
"Launch release sequence?"
307
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,888
Well, this is
a lot of attitude
308
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,891
coming from something
with the computing power
of my electric toothbrush.
309
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:29,069
If you're going
to be pedantic
about it, computer,
310
00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:32,463
then, "Yes, launch
the release sequence."
311
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:35,727
AUTOMATED VOICE: Location?
312
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:38,861
Uh, well, we're
in "Moose Rump."
313
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,690
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Sixty-second missile
launch sequence has begun.
314
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,692
Target, Moose Rump.[ALARM BLARING]
315
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:45,302
Uh-oh. [SHUDDERS]
316
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:48,349
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Sixty, 59, 58...
317
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:49,872
Matteo, you're about
to launch a missile?
318
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,743
Uh, no! Uh, but...
319
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:53,223
I don't think so.
320
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,661
But am I?[SIGHS]
321
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:58,446
You oversized
calculator, stop!
322
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,883
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
323
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:01,928
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Missile launched.
324
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:05,061
No!
325
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,541
What happened?
326
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,369
We just blew up
Moose Rump.
327
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:11,198
We?
328
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,684
And that is how you
set up a proper campsite.
329
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:22,774
All we have left to do
is stake the tent down
so it doesn't blow away.
330
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:25,516
Pro tip, if you can
trick other counselors
331
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:26,909
into doing this for you,
332
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,737
you can go into town
and buy ice cream.
333
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,088
I'm sorry, what?
334
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,569
Lou! Ava taught me
how to set up a chair
335
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,005
without an assistant.
336
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,354
[CHUCKLES]
I didn't like it.
337
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:40,967
What are you
doin' here, Lou?
338
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,751
Oh, I just came by to see
how you were doing
339
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,666
making a campsite,
and I'm glad I did.
340
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,886
That tent
is way too close
to that fire.
341
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,757
See, I normally like
to roast hot dogs,
342
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,890
but I see Ava prefers
to roast campers.
343
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,893
[CELL PHONE CHIMES][GASPS] I got a message.
344
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,633
Happens all the time
when you're super-important.
345
00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,636
Uh-oh, it's from
Doomsday Doris.
346
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,074
Um, who's
Doomsday Doris?
347
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:03,598
She's one of our
many colorful
local crackpots.
348
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,643
She lives
across the street from
"Flat Earth" Fred
349
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,384
and Spaghetti
"Controls the Weather" Wendy.
350
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,039
Apparently,
Matteo and Finn
351
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,563
locked themselves inside
of Doris's survival bunker.
352
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,961
Poor guys.
Are you gonna
go let them out?
353
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,224
No way. If they're
in there, they're
staying out of trouble.
354
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,400
Speaking of trouble,
that tent needs
to be staked down
355
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:24,532
or else it's
gonna blow away.
356
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:25,794
I was just about
to do that.
357
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,622
Oh, I'm sure you were,
and I was just about
358
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:28,710
to start getting
eight hours of sleep
359
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,059
and drinking less caffeine.
360
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,582
[CHUCKLES] See how we can
lie to ourselves?
361
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,804
Wait. You really
don't believe in me
at all, do you?
362
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,240
Oh, that's not what
I'm saying. What I'm saying
is we should
363
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,721
tear down your campsite
and re-do it the right way.
364
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,072
Well, you know what?
You can do whatever
you want,
365
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,595
because I'm out.
366
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:45,945
You're not gonna be
seeing me again today.
367
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:55,519
Come on!
368
00:15:58,218 --> 00:15:58,958
I'll get it.
369
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,313
Knock, knock.
370
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:08,054
AVA: I can't hear you.
I'm in the basement.
371
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,448
Ava, I wanna apologize.
372
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:15,800
I'll come upstairs then.
373
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,804
The truth is, I was jealous.
374
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,545
I wanted Melody to base her
character off of me
375
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:23,025
because I'm her biggest fan.
376
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,809
Don't know if
you knew that.
377
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:26,811
Oh, I know.
Last year you tried to have
yourself mailed to me.
378
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,684
And it would've
worked perfectly
379
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:32,948
if I hadn't been
stolen off your stoop
by porch pirates.
380
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,776
Gotta admit,
the disappointment
in their eyes hurt a little.
381
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:39,259
Ava, I never meant
to make you feel like
I didn't believe in you.
382
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,043
You didn't?
383
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,175
No way.
384
00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:43,567
Ever since you've
gotten to camp,
385
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,352
you exceeded all
of my expectations.
386
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:46,527
And that is
saying something,
387
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,355
because as my
Woodchuck successor,
388
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,618
I set the bar
sky-high. I mean,
389
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:53,316
I was so great, and won
so many awards, and...
390
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,883
This is not about me.
391
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:59,757
Ava, you are
a great counselor.
392
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:02,325
Thanks, Lou.
It means a lot.
393
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,892
Well, I really mean it.
394
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:11,378
Hey, why don't we
both show Melody
what camp is all about?
395
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:14,207
That way her character
can be an expert
and a rebel.
396
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:16,252
Deal.
397
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:21,866
Oh! This is
so touching.
398
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:25,131
[GASPS] I should have them
write this into the script.
399
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:26,523
Right now,
my character feeds
400
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,047
the camp owner
to one of the dinosaurs.
401
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,137
Dinosaurs?
In camp?
402
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,878
This movie sounds... Amazing.
403
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:39,971
Okay, we can't
just sit here
404
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,538
while everybody else
is out there.
405
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:42,757
We have to get back to camp
406
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,585
and see if there are
any survivors.
407
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:47,022
But how? If we go out
into the blast zone,
408
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,633
we'll melt
like a microwave
inside a microwave.
409
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,592
Don't ask how I know that.
410
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,857
Wait, oh, we can use
these hazmat suits.
411
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,338
They'll protect us
from the fallout.
412
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:01,993
Although, the cut
of these things will
not be flattering.
413
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:04,213
Still like my chances
of pulling it off though.
414
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:06,781
If we're gonna
save anybody,
415
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,391
we have to get
out of here first.
416
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,436
But how?
417
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,962
Dad, send home
the neighbor kid.
418
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,312
I'm gonna
make you proud.
419
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:17,792
No, Finn, don't![GRUNTS]
420
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,973
[GASPS] The hatch
is open. It worked.
421
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:29,760
Finn, I'm sorry.
422
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,849
If I just listened to you
in the first place,
423
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,721
we would've gotten
out of here earlier.
424
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:35,940
And we wouldn't have
incinerated a small town.
425
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:37,899
It's okay, Matteo.
426
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:40,771
But stop saying "We."
427
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,908
[BOTH COUGHING]
428
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,519
Ugh! What is going on?
429
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:52,043
Oh, I knew I never
should've bought
Chef Jeff that air fryer.
430
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,567
Mound of Brown is only meant
to be cooked one way.
431
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:54,829
Low and slow.
432
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,093
Attention, everyone!
433
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,748
A man-made disaster
has taken over our camp!
434
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:05,883
The lake is on fire.
435
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:07,711
But I'm not gonna rest
until it's put out
436
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:10,714
or my name isn't
Blaze Hotstone.
437
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,458
"Blaze Hotstone?"
438
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:18,200
I'm the fourth generation
of Hotstones to fight fires.
439
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:21,116
My great-great-grandmother,
Ember Hotstone,
put out the Hindenburg.
440
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,380
Noah?
441
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,774
Uh, right. Oh...
442
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:30,125
No, another
environmental disaster
443
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,648
caused by humans.
444
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,302
We polluted
our lake so much,
445
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:35,565
it caught on fire.
446
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:38,960
This is exactly what
Doctor Professor Scienceton
was warning us about.
447
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,919
I have
so many questions.
448
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,054
So, Blaze Hotstone,
449
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,925
would it help if
someone warned the world
450
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:50,493
about the dangers of
polluting our waterways?
451
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,234
Perhaps in an informative,
452
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:55,194
yet easily digestible
social media post?
453
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,978
Uh, just a spontaneous
thought. [CHUCKLES]
454
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,764
Yes, it is our
only hope.
455
00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:05,769
Something must be done.
Our planet is on fire.
456
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,162
I knew it!
457
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,642
[SIGHS] It was me.
458
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:10,818
I blew up Moose Rump.
459
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:13,603
Oh, what hath
my hubris wrought?
460
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:16,693
Oh, lordy,
it's gettin' dumber.
461
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:21,394
We have to get
back to the safety
of the bunker.
462
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:23,744
Everyone, follow me.
463
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:26,137
Actually, the bunker
is kind of small.
464
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:28,488
Some hard decisions
are gonna have
to be made.
465
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:32,535
Okay, knock it off.
Nobody is in any danger.
466
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:35,451
And you two donuts
didn't launch a missile
that destroyed Moose Rump.
467
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:36,931
-We didn't?
-No.
468
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:38,846
You played a video game
called Missile Control
469
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:41,022
in Doomsday Doris's
survival bunker.
470
00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:43,067
And by the way,
she does not appreciate
471
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:45,026
you wearing the hazmat suit
that she was married in.
472
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:49,160
Whoops. Sorry, Lou.
473
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:50,771
But if we didn't
launch a missile,
474
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:53,252
then where's all this
smoke coming from?
475
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,863
I'm gonna guess
from those smoke machines
behind Grizzly Cabin.
476
00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,649
Wait, so there's
no fire?
477
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,564
[SIGHS] No.[CRACKLING]
478
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,566
Actually, yes.
479
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:06,003
One of the smoke machines
just burst into flames.
480
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:08,049
Fire? Fire?
481
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:09,790
It's everyone
for themselves!
Out of my way!
482
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,706
[SCREAMS]
483
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,144
I'm beginning
to wonder if
Blaze Hotstone
484
00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:17,319
is a real firefighter.
485
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:25,806
Okay, all the smoke
has cleared.
486
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:26,981
Although, there's
a small cloud
487
00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:28,461
still lingering
over the septic tank.
488
00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:29,853
Eh, don't worry,
that's always there.
489
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,292
Melody, I'm so sorry
490
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,903
for trying
to trick you into posting
about the lake earlier.
491
00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:38,862
It's just that
cleaning it up means
so much to me.
492
00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:41,604
And I wanted to get
my message out
to a larger audience.
493
00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:44,825
Don't be sorry. I love
using my celebrity
to promote great causes.
494
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,741
Why didn't you just
ask me for help?
495
00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:50,831
Well, someone told me
you wouldn't want
496
00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:52,876
anyone bothering you.
497
00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:55,531
Finn and Matteo tried
to blow us up.
498
00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:00,057
Anyway, I would
love to post
499
00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:02,103
all about your polluted lake.
500
00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:04,845
People need to know
about that six-legged fish
before it's too late.
501
00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:06,760
Maybe I should
help you with
the wording.
502
00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:10,154
Phew. Bravely
saving everyone
503
00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:12,853
from that fire
worked up
quite the thirst.
504
00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:15,246
Wait, Blaze Hotstone?
505
00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:16,770
What are you
still doing here?
506
00:22:16,813 --> 00:22:18,728
Oh, no, the fire
burned your beard off.
507
00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:21,949
Actually, that's Noah.
508
00:22:21,992 --> 00:22:24,865
He's one of
our counselors,
and an actor.
509
00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:27,389
He also played
Professor Scienceton.
510
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:28,782
[COUGHING]
Doctor Professor.
511
00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:33,264
Whoa! You were
both of those characters?
512
00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:35,397
I had no idea.
513
00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:37,007
You have to have
a part in my movie.
514
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:38,792
Seriously?
515
00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:40,271
You can just do that?
516
00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:42,143
[CHUCKLES] Watch this.
517
00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:45,407
[LINE RINGING]
518
00:22:46,887 --> 00:22:48,802
Hey, Billy boy,
how are the kids?
Great, great.
519
00:22:48,845 --> 00:22:50,194
Listen, I have
a fresh face here,
520
00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:52,588
little green,
but perfect
for what we need.
521
00:22:52,632 --> 00:22:54,329
Give him
his own trailer,
double scale,
522
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,897
and if the studio
gives you flak, tell 'em
I'm not doing any press.
523
00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:01,467
[LAUGHS] Bill, baby,
524
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:03,251
you're a doll.
Love to Ariel.
525
00:23:06,297 --> 00:23:07,777
Whoa.
526
00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:10,084
What? I may not know
a lot about camp,
527
00:23:10,127 --> 00:23:12,782
but I've been working
in Hollywood since I was two.
528
00:23:12,826 --> 00:23:15,568
[GASPS] Ooh-hoo!
Anyone else want
to be famous? This is fun.
529
00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:19,267
I'm gonna be in a movie?
530
00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:20,834
I'm gonna be
in a movie!
531
00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:22,313
What am I gonna be
in a movie?
532
00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:24,794
I got you the part
of the camp chef
533
00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:26,230
who gets
the time machine working.
534
00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:28,232
[GASPS]
Time machine?
535
00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:30,844
Yeah. How do you think
the dinosaurs show up?
536
00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:33,673
BOTH: I cannot wait
to read this script.