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Lou! There you are!
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Yes, yes, yes.
Here I am!
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Definitely not trying to
conceal the expiration date
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on these discount
fish sticks.
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Okie-doke.
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I have huge news.
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There is going to
be a new reality show
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about summer camp!
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I already watch
one of those
every day.
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It's called Lou's Life.
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It starts in the morning
when I open my eyes,
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and ends when
I put on my
"Life is Purrr-fect"
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kitty sleep mask.
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Well, now you can
share Lou's Life
with the world,
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because they want to
shoot the show here!
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Only it will be called
Real Camp Lives
of Maine.
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And people will actually
want to watch it.
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No offense to your
adorable face mask.
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Really? Why did
they choose us?
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It's either because
they heard about
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this camp's
amazing reputation,
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or because I wouldn't
stop calling them.
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We'll never know.
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So we're going
to be on TV?
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Well, they're just
shooting a test
episode to start,
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and then we'll see.
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This could be
great publicity
for the camp.
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And maybe,
just a thought,
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for an aspiring actor?
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There it is.
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Fine. And when would this
reality show start filming?
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It already has...
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Hello.
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I'm your
producer, Jane.
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But just act like
we aren't even here.
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Okay.
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And, um...
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How long exactly
have you not
been here?
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Long enough to know
those fish sticks
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are old enough
to legally drive.
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She already knows
too much.
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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This is great.
I'm so at peace
right now.
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Yeah, relaxing outside,
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doing crafts,
eating snacks
with friends.
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These blueberries
are too crunchy
though.
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That's because
they're beads.
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Oh. Then they're
the correct amount
of crunchy.
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That's a cool flower
crown, by the way.
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Thank you. I love
making them.
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It gives me that warm,
fuzzy feeling inside.
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Yeah, eating a bowl
of beads gets you
there, too.
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Have you ever considered
selling your flower crowns
at camp?
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Get a little extra
spending money.
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Buy some stuff.
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It would be great to
have my own money.
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I've never gotten
an allowance.
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When you have
clown parents,
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they think pockets
are just for really
long handkerchiefs.
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But I don't need
anything else
at camp.
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I'm not talking about
what you need.
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I'm talking about
what you want.
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Which is like what
you need, but funner.
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You make a good point.
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Okay, I'll sell them!
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There you go!
Treat yourself!
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And if you have
a little extra
pocket change,
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treat the person
that inspired you.
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You made the right
decision coming to
Camp Kikiwaka.
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You're going
to get a ton of
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exciting material
for the show.
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Like an arts
and crafts class?
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Not just any arts
and crafts class.
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Our arts
and crafts class
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outside!
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Usually we do them
in the Mess Hall,
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but for you,
we're shaking
things up.
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Hey!
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Oops, the camera wasn't
on me. Should I do
that again?
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Nope. We're good.
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Matteo and Finn,
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I see you're making
macaroni necklaces.
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Finn, how about you walk
our viewers through your
exciting process?
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Uh...
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Line?
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There are no lines,
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this is a reality show.
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Just say the first thing
that comes to your mind.
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Line!
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Matteo! How about
you walk me through
your exciting process?
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Sure.
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I'm kicking
things off with...
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The first noodle.
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And done!
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Now, onto
the second noodle.
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Done!
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Fascinating, right?
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Riveting.
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If you like that,
wait till you see
our whittling class.
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Is that camper carving
a spoon or a fork?
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Only tines will tell!
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Get it?
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I'm afraid I do.
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Tines. Like the pointy
parts of a fork?
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Gotta love
utensil-based humor.
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People eat it up
with a... Spoon.
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Line!
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Lou, are you
in here?
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Yeah, just
cleaning up
the grease trap.
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I probably shouldn't be
talking, though.
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I might get something
in my...
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Hey, not that bad!
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You have a visitor...
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You sure do!
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I came a long way
to see my purty
little possum patty!
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Pop Pop?
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Oh, sorry.
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I almost got grease
on your good
traveling shirt.
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Ava, this is my grandpa,
Elmer J. Hockhauser.
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But you can
call him Pop Pop.
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Yeah, we met.
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He said he was looking
for his favorite filly,
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and I was gonna
take him down
to the barn,
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but then he clarified.
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Showing up unannounced,
that is so like you.
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That's why they
call me Pop Pop.
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Always pop poppin' in!
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You haven't
visited in ages,
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so I thought
it was high time
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I spent a few days at
this camp you're always
going on about.
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Sure could use
a heapin' helpin'
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of quality time with
my Lou-Lou Bell!
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Pop Pop and Lou-Lou Bell?
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Seriously?
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I brought your
-favorite treat.
-You didn't!
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Sure did. First,
let me hear it.
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♪ You get corn
from the field
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♪ Water from the well
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♪ Whenever we're together
life is really swell
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♪ Muck out the barn
don't even mind the smell
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♪ 'Cause you're my Pop Pop
and I'm your Lou-Lou Bell ♪
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Yay! A lolly!
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What is happening?
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I'm always
plumb tickled
by that.
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Now you go
get cleaned up,
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and I'll finish
the grease trap.
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Oh, don't worry about it,
I've got it.
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A scraper?
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Lou-Lou Bell, that'll
take you all night.
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Let me go get
my metal scrubber.
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Oh, and one more
for being special.
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Thank you,
Pop Pop.
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Does Pop Pop's
Special Girl
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wanna explain
what that dance was?
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Wow. So many
campers are
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wearing flower crowns
out there.
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It reminds me
of a Canadian music festival
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like Maple-palooza or
North by More North.
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And, with the money
I made, I bought
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a professional gardening kit
from the camp store.
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This says to people
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"Back off,
'cause I mean business."
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The business of growing
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sustainable fruits
and veggies.
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So what are
you buying next?
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May I suggest
Maple-palooza tickets?
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I heard they just booked
Colderplay.
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More stuff would be great,
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but I can't buy
anything else.
I already sold
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to everyone here
who wants one.
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Well, then level up.
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I can make you a website
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to sell
your flower crowns online.
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Keep treating
yourself, lady.
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Huh. I guess I could
use a new watch.
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Mine got broken during
the Great Raccoon Uprising
last summer.
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I lost a lot
of good jewelry that day.
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Okay, I'm in!
Level me up.
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Awesome. Now,
are you really
going to lay
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"Raccoon Uprising" on me,
then just blow past it?
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Dish.
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It was the hottest...
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Now it's time
for our joyous
nightly ritual
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called campfire,
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where we all sit
around a campfire.
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Hey there!
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Wow!
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He really does
keep popping up.
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Was I lucky enough
to get here
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for trash
burning night?
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Making s'mores is
the camp's oldest tradition,
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started by our camp founder,
Jedediah Swearengen.
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Back then, they used
to put roasted squirrel
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between two pieces
of hardtack.
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But now we leave out
the hardtack.
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What you should
be leaving out
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is the chocolate
and marshmallows.
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When you had sugar
before you went to bed, ooh,
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you were bouncing
off the walls all night.
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Drove me nuttier
than squirrel scat.
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But the kids
love s'mores.
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You know I'm right.
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What do I always say?
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Pop Pop knows best.
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Okay, change of plans.
No s'mores tonight.
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Ava, just start
the singalong.
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An end of the night singalong
without any sugar?
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I can't row, row, row my boat
in these conditions.
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Great first day.
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Hey, tomorrow,
if you need
some theme music,
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I can rock out
on my trombone.
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My performances have been
described as inescapable.
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Actually, we're done here.
This camp doesn't have
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the drama,
the tension we need.
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What? How about
that whittling class?
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The tension was so thick
you could slowly carve it
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with a very small,
child-safe knife.
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I'm sorry, Noah. Your camp
doesn't make good reality TV.
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But I need this.
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I'm actually
an aspiring actor,
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and I was hoping
this could be
my big break.
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No, I didn't sense
that desperation at all.
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Please?
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Fine.
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We'll shoot one more day.
But if things don't pick up,
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I have to move on
and try out another camp.
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Little does Jane know,
I have a plan.
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I'm literally
filming you right now.
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Oh, right.
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Little do you know,
I have a plan.
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Guys, Jane doesn't think
we're interesting enough.
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So we need to stage
a big argument
for the cameras.
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But we're all
best friends.
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I don't want to fight
with you guys.
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We'll just be faking it.
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All Jane needs are
some dramatic moments.
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Or, as they say in the biz,
"Oh-no mo-mos"
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Ready to get
started, Noah?
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I don't know.
There's just so much drama.
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How can one cabin
contain it all?
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00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:06,823
Yeah.
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00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:11,436
Matteo, you are
making me so mad.
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Am I? Well, uh,
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you're making me
so mad I could scream.
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Guys, she's not
buying it.
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We need
to pull something
from real life.
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Matteo, remember
that thing
about Finn's clothes?
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What thing
about my clothes?
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Matteo, tell Finn
how you don't like
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when he throws
his clothes
all over the floor.
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Hey, I don't
throw them on the floor.
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I keep them on the floor.
I have a system.
253
00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,511
Well, it's a dumb system.
254
00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:44,861
It's what Matteo
has said
many, many times.
255
00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:48,691
Many, many?
Maybe once or twice,
256
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,780
but always
behind his back.
257
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,303
The nice way.
258
00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:54,871
And, Finn,
tell Matteo
259
00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,786
how you wish
he'd stop talking
about birds so much.
260
00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,527
What?
261
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,834
Well, maybe if you stopped
talking about birds,
262
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:03,358
you could listen
to me explain my system.
263
00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:04,838
This seems
so real.
264
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,798
Forgive me for thinking
you might be interested
265
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:11,235
to know that pigeons can
distinguish between humans,
266
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,281
or how baby hoatzins... You're doing it again.
267
00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,196
Birds, birds,
birds, birds!
268
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:16,719
Ooh, face!
269
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:20,375
Fine. You want
to talk about
your system?
270
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:21,985
Let's talk about
your system.
271
00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,726
There is a flaw
in your system.
272
00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:25,206
Observe.
273
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,383
How dare you?
274
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,906
Those are clean
floor clothes.
275
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,561
Go bigger.
276
00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:33,997
You know what?
We're just
277
00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:36,391
so level ten mad
at each other.
278
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,610
Maybe we shouldn't
even be bunkmates
anymore.
279
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,569
I think that's
a great idea.
280
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,484
Me, too, and I have to go
to the bathroom,
281
00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:43,703
so I'm gonna
storm out this way.
282
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,883
This is going to make
a great "oh-no mo-mo."
283
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:53,234
Did you hear him?
"Birds, birds,
birds, birds."
284
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,020
If I do talk
about birds a lot,
285
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:59,066
it's because
they're fascinating.
286
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:02,373
Like how Bassian thrushes find
food by passing gas.
287
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,462
Matteo talked to you
about birds, didn't he?
288
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,073
I admit the farting one
is amazing,
289
00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,117
but still.
290
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,516
Wow, look at you.
291
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:15,735
You're like
a tiny mob wife.
292
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:18,912
Thank you.
293
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:21,175
The online flower crown
business is going nuts.
294
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:23,003
So I thought I'd
update the look.
295
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:26,136
Good for you. You want to grab
some lunch, eat outside?
296
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:29,749
I wish I could, but I have
a ton of crown orders to fill.
297
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:33,665
Would you look at the time
on my beautiful new watch?
298
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:34,841
I've got to go.
299
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:36,756
Maybe later, then.
300
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,281
Here's a five spot.
301
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:41,369
Get yourself
something nice.
302
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:50,073
Well, our last scene
couldn't have gone
any better.
303
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:51,988
Let's talk about
how we can turn up
the drama even more.
304
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,779
"I'm giving Finn
the silent treatment.
305
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,476
"He'll never hear
my angelic voice again."
306
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,786
This is just a picture
of an angry rocket ship.
307
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,964
Wow! Staying in character
308
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,400
even without the cameras?
309
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,705
Those guys are naturals.
310
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,709
I wonder when this is going
to blow up in his face.
311
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:19,711
I hope I'm there to see it.
312
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:22,627
Noah, why did
Finn and Matteo
313
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,064
both come
to me separately
314
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,109
this morning, asking
to be switched
to different cabins?
315
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:28,720
Ooh! It's happening.
316
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,812
They did that?
But it was just supposed
317
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,422
to be a fake fight
for the cameras.
318
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,685
Well, if this reality show
is gonna hurt my campers,
319
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:38,382
I'm gonna have
to ask Jane to leave.
320
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,210
Now, now,
Lou-Lou Bell.
321
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:42,517
Whoa! He popped
out of nowhere.
322
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,561
Yeah, it's kind
of his thing.
323
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:47,130
You really want to send
those cameras away?
324
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,610
I wouldn't.
325
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:51,569
After all, any press
is good press.
326
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:54,007
Hmm, I'm not
so sure about that.
327
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,531
After all the headlines
we got about sinkholes
328
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:59,099
and fires and serving
expired food,
329
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,840
which they cannot prove.
330
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:05,105
What do we always
say, Lou-Lou Bell?
331
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,062
But...
332
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:08,848
Pop Pop knows best.
333
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,634
Noah, you think you can
square things up
with your boys?
334
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,897
Yeah, I know
just what to do.
335
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,116
I have no idea what to do.
336
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:22,035
Why do you let him
boss you around?
337
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:24,907
What are you
-talking about?
-Grease traps, s'mores,
338
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:27,475
and now this.
He's mowing
your lawn, Lou.
339
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:28,998
It's just the way
it's always been.
340
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:30,304
I grew up
on Pop Pop's farm,
341
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:31,696
and he's used
to taking care
of things,
342
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:32,741
including me.
343
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,136
Well, you're not
a little girl anymore.
344
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,615
I think it's time
you tell him
that you can take care
345
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:40,270
of yourself,
and this camp.
346
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:43,143
I know, but I don't want
to hurt his feelings.
347
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:45,972
And besides,
he's leaving tonight,
so it'll be fine.
348
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:48,278
Holy mackerel!
349
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:50,802
Did you use this post
350
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:53,893
to plug up the septic tank?
351
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,460
Lou-Lou Bell, I taught you
better than that!
352
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:58,898
It'll be fine.
353
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:00,725
It'll be fine.
354
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:03,641
If it wasn't
for your Pop Pop,
355
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,556
you'd all be stepping
in poop poop.
356
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:09,560
It'll be fine.
357
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,655
Well, this
escalated quickly.
358
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:22,922
Destiny, where did
all this stuff
come from?
359
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,967
I bought it.
Business is booming
360
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,056
and I'm making that paper.
That's just a metaphor.
361
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,145
Most of my money's
in crypto. I'm not an idiot.
362
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,455
How about a break?
You have scary eyes.
363
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,761
Can't stop, won't stop.
I'm turning and burning,
364
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,328
and earning, so you can
start weaving,
365
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,113
or start leaving,
Park-side-of-the-moon.
366
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,986
You remind me
of someone.
367
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,423
Someone who loves
nicknames and money.
368
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,598
Handsome, very handsome.
369
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:49,949
It'll come to me.
370
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:56,346
Put some muscle
into it.
371
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,522
Come on now.
If I chopped like that,
372
00:15:58,566 --> 00:15:59,871
the internets wouldn't
have turned me
373
00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:02,178
into that
"Ripped Grandpa" meme.
374
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:08,315
Okay, kids,
that's enough.
And if you agree
375
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:10,012
to not tell your parents
about this tonight,
376
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,709
we'll all get
the expensive ice cream.
377
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,931
Pop Pop,
thank you so much
378
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,889
for trying to help,
but shouldn't you be
headed to the airport?
379
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,630
If you miss your flight,
you won't be home in time
380
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:21,154
for the evening
corn shucking.
381
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,156
Don't you worry
your pretty little head
about that.
382
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,419
I'm not leaving.
383
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,030
Pardon?
384
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,771
Yup, I talked
to your Gam Gam,
385
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:33,079
and I'm staying here
for the rest of the summer.
386
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,995
Clearly, you need
my help to whip
this place into shape.
387
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,344
So that works out
great, right?
388
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,652
Oh, so he can Pop Pop in,
but he can't Pop Pop out?
389
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,480
I feel like my head's
gonna Pop Pop right off.
390
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,570
Wait. He's not going
to see this, is he?
391
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:48,485
Give me that camera!
392
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,190
Noah, why are we
in here again?
393
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,452
I already have footage
of the kitchen.
394
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,193
I've seen how
the sausage is made,
395
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,759
and it's with
otter paws.
396
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,588
We're here
for a reconciliation dinner.
397
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,416
Perfect! Those kinds
of dinners are
398
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,375
a hit on every
reality show!
399
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:10,246
I knew you
would love it.
400
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,814
I love it when kids start
throwing drinks
in each other's faces.
401
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,772
Dang it! We should have
brought ponchos.
402
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,472
There are
my Grizzlies.
403
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,604
-Why is he here?
-Why is he here?
404
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:23,303
Oh, We're starting
that hot? Okay.
405
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,088
I just thought
since we're
breaking up,
406
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,785
we should have
a farewell dinner.
407
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,657
I guess I could deal
with Finn chewing
408
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,920
with his mouth open
one last time.
409
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:34,444
I keep telling you,
410
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:36,838
the food tastes better
when you add some air.
411
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,276
Don't forget,
you guys have juice,
412
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,017
in case you
get thirsty.
413
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:44,585
Thirsty for payback.
414
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,631
Before we start,
415
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,894
I just want to say
this is nice.
416
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,592
Remember the first time
we had a meal together?
417
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,376
Yeah.
418
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:54,899
We ate
the sloppiest of joes
419
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,336
and the browniest
of mounds.
420
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,339
We were truly kings
among men.
421
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,342
I remember
Noah wouldn't stop
422
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:03,908
talking about
being an actor.
423
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:06,824
Yes. More, more.
424
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,826
Then you said,
"Kid who falls in lake?
425
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,045
"I wish he would have
just stayed in there."
426
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,656
Okay. Less, less.
427
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,703
Ooh! Remember when
Noah was teaching us
428
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,444
how to hit a birdie
in badminton,
429
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:20,055
but by mistake,
he swatted an actual bird?
430
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,971
Or how about that time
he thought your slipper
was a mouse,
431
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,191
and then he screamed
and jumped into Lou's arms?
432
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,411
Yes, we're laughing
about silly things
433
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:29,630
that happened
to all of us.
434
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,330
I don't want to move out.
435
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,636
I don't want
to move out either.
436
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,029
Boom! Reconciled.
437
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,294
Wait! No.
438
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,687
Reconciliation dinners
aren't actually
439
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,341
for reconciliation.
440
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,213
They're supposed
to make things worse.
441
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,779
I need something big.
442
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,129
And here it is.
443
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,521
A big old group hug.
444
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:52,870
Bring it in, Grizzlies.
445
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,872
No hugs!
446
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,571
Look, I'm almost done
filming this episode.
447
00:18:57,614 --> 00:19:00,878
It's got everything.
Deep-seated family issues,
448
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:04,491
weird bird facts,
gratuitous Canadian wordplay.
449
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:07,537
All I need is someone throwing
a drink in someone's face,
450
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,409
and we've got
the perfect episode!
451
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:14,979
But my boys fighting
isn't perfect to me.
452
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:16,807
If someone doesn't
throw a drink,
there's no show.
453
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:19,767
Do you really want
to ruin your chance
at being a big star?
454
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,424
If that's what
it means, fine.
455
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,339
I never should have
got them into this.
456
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:27,557
They're not
throwing anything.
457
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:28,602
Then I'll do it.
458
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,561
Get ready
for a juice bath.
459
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,346
No! I forgot
my bleach pen!
460
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,827
What in the heck fire
is going on here?
461
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,873
These boys
won't throw a drink,
so I'm going to do it.
462
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:41,136
I'll just edit it in later
to make it look like
they did.
463
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,007
Oh, no, you won't.
Put the juice down.
464
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:45,096
Lou-Lou Bell.
I've got this.
465
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,577
No, Pop Pop.
I've got this.
466
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,536
I never should have
let you come to this camp.
467
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,320
I thought a reality show
would be good for this place.
468
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:52,930
But only if it
reflects the reality
469
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:55,716
of what Kikiwaka's
all about. Fun and friendship.
470
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:57,718
People don't tune in
for that nonsense.
471
00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:58,762
They tune in
for this!
472
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:01,504
Watch yourself, ma'am.
473
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:02,984
That's a pretty blouse.
474
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,726
It'd be a shame
if it got crangerined.
475
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:10,644
You don't have the guts
to throw that at me.
476
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:13,777
You know what?
477
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:14,561
You're right.
478
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:16,432
Maybe I don't.
479
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:25,702
-No, my footage is ruined!
-You're darn tootin' it is.
480
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,530
Now get off my land!
481
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,579
Well, I'll be.
482
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,886
-Thanks, Lou.
-No problem, partner.
483
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,279
Good thing
she high-tailed it
out of here,
484
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,150
because I was madder
than an unbroken bronco
485
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,152
getting stung by a scorpion
in a patch of pricklies.
486
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,590
You can stop
talking like that.
487
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,026
But I don't wanna.
488
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,254
-Destiny?
-How do I
get that money?
489
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,910
Oh, no! I've been
asleep for five minutes!
490
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:01,738
That means
I'm three flower
crowns behind,
491
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:04,263
and I need this exact
same tracksuit in blue!
492
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:09,355
Destiny, this has
to stop.
493
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:12,271
Look at you.
You've become
a stuff-obsessed fanatic.
494
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,924
Essentially me.
495
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:15,796
It's like looking
in a mirror,
a funhouse mirror
496
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:18,146
that makes me shorter
and more shimmery.
497
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:22,585
But I'm treating myself,
like you said.
498
00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:24,195
When's the last time
you treated yourself
499
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,807
to a breath
of fresh air?
Or a hike?
500
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:28,722
Or something else
that's boring,
but good for the soul?
501
00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:33,422
It's been a while,
but isn't more money
a good thing?
502
00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,642
I used to think so,
until you showed me
503
00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:38,122
that I could enjoy this camp
without my money.
504
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,168
And you were
enjoying camp too.
505
00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:42,170
Remember?
How making
flower crowns
506
00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:44,912
used to make you feel
all warm and fuzzy?
507
00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:48,350
Yeah. Now I just feel
all hot and sweaty.
508
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:49,786
This tracksuit
does not breathe.
509
00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:53,964
Look, I'm not saying
you can't run your
own business.
510
00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:55,401
You're really
good at it.
511
00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:56,793
In a way I super want
to exploit one day.
512
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:01,320
But for now, you should
only be doing it
if it makes you happy.
513
00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:04,758
So let me
get this straight.
514
00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:09,589
You, Mr. Bowling Alley
in his Three-Story RV,
515
00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:13,070
are telling me
I should level down?
516
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:16,204
Weird, right?
517
00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:19,381
Before you know it,
I might even be downsizing
my sneaker closet.
518
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:20,730
-No, you won't.
-No, I won't.
They're my babies.
519
00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:24,299
You know what?
520
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,996
You're right.
I'm gonna return everything
521
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,390
and get back to
what makes me happy,
522
00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,479
making crowns for fun.
523
00:22:30,523 --> 00:22:33,177
Although it might be
kind of hard to return
the pony.
524
00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:34,309
There's a pony?
525
00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:39,749
How many crowns
did you sell?
526
00:22:44,841 --> 00:22:46,321
Hey, Pop Pop.
527
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,192
I know you probably
don't want to hear
this, but...
528
00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:49,759
Lou-Lou Bell... Let me finish.
529
00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:52,022
Here's the thing.
530
00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:55,852
This is my camp,
and I'm in charge,
531
00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:58,551
and not to toot
my own horn,
but I do a great job.
532
00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:02,250
Here, Lou knows best.
533
00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:04,905
I'm beginning
to realize that.
534
00:23:06,123 --> 00:23:08,778
I've never
seen that side
of you before.
535
00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:10,650
That's because you've never
given me the chance
to show you.
536
00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:13,479
I'm not a little
kid anymore.
537
00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:15,045
Even though you still
want me to be.
538
00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:16,177
You're right.
539
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:17,831
I haven't treated you
like an adult,
540
00:23:17,874 --> 00:23:19,659
and I'm sorry.
541
00:23:19,702 --> 00:23:21,791
I guess I still
see you as the
little girl who always
542
00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:23,140
followed me
around the farm.
543
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:25,839
Maybe I just miss
you needing me.
544
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:29,843
Pop Pop, I'm always
gonna need you.
545
00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:31,975
I just don't need you
to take care of me anymore.
546
00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:32,889
You raised me
better than that.
547
00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:35,892
I guess I did.
548
00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:37,677
I guess it's time
for me to go home.
549
00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:42,421
You got this,
and I'm so proud of you.
550
00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:44,031
Thanks, Pop Pop.
551
00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:45,206
I'm proud of me, too.
552
00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:47,034
And I'm proud
of you too!
553
00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:49,645
Holy-moly!
She just popped
out of nowhere.
554
00:23:50,907 --> 00:23:52,387
Is that what it's like
when I do it?
555
00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:54,258
That's plumb obnoxious.
556
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,437
Yeah, that was the next
heart to heart we were
gonna have.