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Hey, buddy.
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Jefe!
How you doin'?
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Good. This orthopedic
center is pretty great.
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Even though they won't
give me one of those gowns
that shows my butt
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because it's not
medically necessary.
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I can't believe
you hurt yourself
playing air guitar.
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You just had to
do the knee slide.
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Um, it's called
a power slide.
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And I regret nothing.
10
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Plus, he couldn't
end his solo
by smashing his guitar.
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It's made
of air, Destiny.
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You really need to be
more hands-on with them.
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I am. Who do you think
was playing air drums?
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Anyhoo...
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Visiting hours
are almost over
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and they said we can
take you back to camp
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as soon as
you're cleared to go.
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You just have to stay off
your leg for a few days.
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But, handstands
are still in play, right?
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Oh, Finn.
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I have a feeling
we're gonna be
back here real soon.
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Matteo, there you are.
Leave the doctors alone.
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My questions will be
very easy if they know
what they're doing.
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Are you guys
from Camp Kikiwaka?
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[GASPS] Matteo,
we're famous!
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I'm sure
you saw that article
in Moose Rump Times
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about howwe got that bat
out of our mess hall.
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The trick was
to let it
break a window
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while we hid
in our cabins.
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Actually, I just
read your shirts.
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Cool, cool.
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Is the camp
as fun as I've heard?
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Oh, yeah.
We've got everything.
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Smores, arts and crafts,
mosquitoes
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a toxic lake,
condemned outhouses...
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Okay, Matteo!
[CHUCKLES]
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I think
you've painted
quite a picture.
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Do you guys
have board games?
I love them.
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Got this during a pretty
intense game of chess.
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I love
board games, too.
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I've actually
been working on
designing one myself.
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Well, when you finish,
send it our way.
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Just ask for Sarah.
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Kind of a big deal
around here.
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This place couldn't
run without me.
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Well, we have
something else in common.
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Our camp couldn't
run without me.
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Really?
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You know it,
and I know it.
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And while we're
on the subject,
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don't forget to make sure
Chef Jeff orders produce.
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I...
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Do need to do that.
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But I would've
remembered.
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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Hey, you.
Cool top.
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Oh, thanks.
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And those shoes
are fire.
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Literally.
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Right? Don't worry,
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my socks have little
fire extinguishers on them.
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I'm Kit.
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Destiny.
Nice to meet you.
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Nice trophies.
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Wait. Are you
a pageant girl?
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Yeah. You, too?
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I used to be
big into pageants.
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They were
really fun.
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But, I gotta say,
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I've been enjoying
civilian life.
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Now when I wear
my fake teeth,
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it's for me.
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Well, I got suspended
from the circuit
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after my fire-breathing act
got a little out of hand.
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My mom did meet
a cool firefighter, though.
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So, unlike the auditorium,
not a total loss.
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[LAUGHS]
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Uh, probably
a nosy doctor.
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[CLATTERING]
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Well, I should
probably go.
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But, can I come
visit again?
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I'd love that.
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I'll be recovering
from the surgery
for a few more weeks.
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-NOAH: Destiny!
-Little help.
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Coming, nosy doctor.
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Noah, what
are you doing?
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Hovering awkwardly
so you introduce me
to your friend. Duh?
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Well, awkwardness
achieved.
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Sorry.
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It's just,
this girl sounds
super cool and funny.
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And her shoe game
is on point.
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Please?
Introduce me?
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I promise
I won't embarrass you.
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Again.
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Fine. You can come back
with me tomorrow.
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Yes! Thank you.
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Now, if you'll
excuse me,
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I need to
get the pudding
out of my shoe.
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Hey, Finn.
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How you feeling?
Horrible.
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I'm so bored
being stuck inside.
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At least
the ortho center
had a TV.
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Here I just
have windows.
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And they're all stuck
on the nature channel.
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Well, here's something
that might help.
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Books!
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[HISSES]
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Oh, come on.
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Just give one book
a try. Like...
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Frankenstein.
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Frankenstein is a monster,
not a book.
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But it's easy to get
the two confused
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since they're both
so disgusting.
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Actually, Frankenstein
is a scientist
who creates a monster.
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See, he was
obsessed with finding
the secret of life.
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Which ironically
started with a lot
of gravedigging.
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But he needed
to find a brain
and, like, body parts
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so he sewed them
all together...
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And Frankenstein dies,
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wishing he could've
destroyed his creation.
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The end.
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What? That's
so depressing.
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Thanks, books!
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Well, if you want a
happier ending,
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how 'bout
The Velveteen Rabbit?
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Ava, you know I can't
count up to velveteen.
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Oh! Hey, Lou.
Can I ask
you something?
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Sure.
Whatcha doing?
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Making that gamefor Sarah to try
since she loves them.
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I thought I'd
make it camp-themed.
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Like they say,write what you know.
And after all I practically...
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Yeah, yeah,
run this camp.
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You got a question,
Wind Beneath My Wings?
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What kind of game
is your favorite?
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Hmm... One where
you have to act stuff out,
like charades.
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Oh. I was hoping
you were gonna say
a trivia-type game.
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Could it be both?
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Why not?
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Two things combined
are always better.
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Um, ever heard
of brunch?
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Yeah. Okay.
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So, should the game
have dice or a spinner?
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Why not both?
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Ooh, and if
it's camp-themed,
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there should be
something called a...
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Wacky-Waka Card.
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Or, uh, what about
score cards?
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And chore cards?
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BOTH: Let's do it all!
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So, you wanna help?
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Um, yeah!
I think I'd be
great at this.
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Did you hear
that thing I said
earlier about brunch?
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Look at us.
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The two people
who run this camp
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making a camp
game together.
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Okay.
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Let's get something
straight here.
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I am the camp director.
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You are the camper.
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Aw, you tell yourself thatwhile I go take care of
our groundskeeping invoice.
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Does he run this camp?
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What if she remembers meas the guy who crashed
the food cart?
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Don't worry.
I'm sure
she forgot.
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Destiny, hi!
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And, hey,
it's Crashy McFoodcart.
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She didn't forget.
Retreat.
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Kit, this is
my friend Noah.
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I thought you guys should meet
'cause you're both
really cool people.
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Noah, it turns out
Kit's into pageants.
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And, Kit,
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Noah is into...
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Uh, pageants, too.
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You are?
You are?
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Yup. Pageants.
I said it.
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Wow.
That's awesome.
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-Are you a fan?
-Or do you perform
in them like me?
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I like you.
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I mean, like you.
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I mean-I mean,
I perform like you.
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Is anyone else
getting, like,
really sweaty?
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00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:03,961
So, what's your
talent portion?
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00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:07,791
Yes, what is your
talent portion, Noah?
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Uh... Baton.
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Really?
Really?
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You know,
we have performers
come here sometimes.
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00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,846
You should totally do
a baton routine for us.
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00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:22,806
That does seem
like something
I should be able to do.
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Great! This is
so awesome.
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I'm gonna go
spread the word.
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See you soon, Noah.
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What were
you thinking?
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You don't know
anything about baton.
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I know.
I panicked.
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Why didn't you justsay you like something
normal like puppies?
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Okay. Where were
you with that
suggestion earlier?
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Don't sit
on your gold, lady!
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I still don't understandwhy you said you could
twirl a baton,
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while also being someone
who can't twirl a baton?
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00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:01,453
Destiny, I need
your help.
200
00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:02,759
Can you give me
a quick lesson?
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00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:05,196
[SCOFFS]
Quick lesson?
202
00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:09,113
Baton twirling
is a sacred discipline.
203
00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:14,554
A delicate dancebetween balance, gravity,
and one's own heart.
204
00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:18,819
So, you'll teach me
how to toss
a sparkly stick?
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00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,039
Destiny, please!
206
00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:24,825
I really like this girl.
I wanna get to
know her better.
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00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:27,001
Okay, fine.
I'll help you.
208
00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:30,134
But, if I'm doing this,
you have to be all in.
209
00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:33,007
We're gonna train long,
and we're gonna train hard.
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00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:34,225
Cool.
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00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:36,445
Buy, uh,
how long exactly?
212
00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:38,708
I have a dramatic
improv workshop
in Moose Rump later...
213
00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:41,581
And I see
from your expression,
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00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,060
I will be
canceling my plans.
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00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:50,677
Okay. I know
that we can find
the right book for you.
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00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:52,548
More books?
217
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,898
How many are there
in the world? Velveteen?
218
00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:58,902
One of my favorites
is Little Women.
219
00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:01,601
It's a coming-of-age story
about four sisters
220
00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:03,298
set during
the Civil War era.
221
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,604
Yuck!
222
00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:07,171
There's snowball fights.
223
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:08,782
Proceed.
224
00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:10,914
[CLEARS THROAT]
225
00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:13,047
So, Jo's
the sister narrating.
226
00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,223
And she doesn't
want to get married
like Meg does...
227
00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:16,746
Wait. It's really hard
to picture this.
228
00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:18,879
What if you used
Noah's costumes?
229
00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:23,666
Oh. Well, all right.
I guess I could spice up
my storytelling a little bit.
230
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,451
But, speaking
of spice,
231
00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:28,105
your cast
smells like mustard.
232
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:31,761
Because I squirtedmustard down
to cover the real smell.
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00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,328
Problem solver.
234
00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:35,852
[CLEARS THROAT]
235
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,683
The world is hard
on ambitious girls.
236
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:44,556
I'd rather be a free spinster,
and paddle my own canoe.
237
00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,602
Okay,
quick question.
238
00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:50,911
When are the little women
going to use their tiny size
to win the Civil War?
239
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,088
Little Women
is just the title.
240
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,133
You mean, they're
human-sized women?
241
00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:57,352
Next!
242
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,094
Okay.
243
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,487
I know a book
you'll love.
[CLEARS THROAT]
244
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,577
This one's called...
245
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,405
The Three Musketeers.
246
00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:10,539
All for one,
and one for all!
247
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,150
Imagine I'm holding
a sword.
248
00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:16,676
Swords? Now we're
getting somewhere.
249
00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:23,247
Finn, do you keep
old popcorn
under your bed?
250
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,554
Less judging,
more swords.
251
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:29,689
All for one,
and one for all!
252
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:30,820
Turn up the volume.
253
00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:34,694
[SHOUTS] All for one,
and one for all!
254
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:37,566
Easy.
We have neighbors.
255
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:44,921
Ava?
256
00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:47,794
Something you wanna explain?
257
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,143
Nah, I'm just
gettin' a snack.
258
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:51,711
Oh, this.
259
00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:54,757
I'm wearing it
because Finn wanted
to watch TV,
260
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,585
but I'm getting him
into reading instead
261
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,674
by acting out scenes
from great books.
262
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,720
Oh, I see
what's happening.
263
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,592
That I am inspiring
a young mind
264
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:06,029
to open himself up to
the world of literature?
265
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,815
[LAUGHS] No.
266
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:11,034
You're a human TV.
267
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:13,733
That's not true.
268
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,691
I'm just
telling Finn stories
269
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,779
to see what he likes.
270
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:18,520
He even gets so invested,
271
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,043
he'll have me do
certain parts again,
272
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,523
or make me skip ahead.
273
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:22,611
[GASPS]
274
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:25,962
Like, rewind
and fast forward?
275
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,965
No. We were just doing
276
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,662
20,000 Leagues
Under the Sea,
277
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,055
but then he had to
go to the bathroom,
278
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,317
and I'm currently
on pause,
279
00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:35,232
and, dang it, I am a TV!
280
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:40,803
MATTEO: Look, Lou,
for one of the
Wacky Waka cards.
281
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:41,978
Human ring toss.
282
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,156
Something you wanna explain?
283
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:48,637
Don't look at me.
He runs the place.
284
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:57,733
Hello, old friend.
285
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,954
Wow, do I get to
use that baton?
286
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,694
Uh, no,
287
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,914
She's not "used."
288
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:06,698
She's earned.
289
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,397
Well, I'm ready to
learn your ways.
290
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,877
Who knows? It might
actually be fun.
291
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,140
Noah, look at my face.
292
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,185
This isn't "fun,"
293
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,666
this is baton twirling.
294
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,147
Let me show you
the world you just entered.
295
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,804
[SWING MUSIC PLAYING]
296
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,205
[MUSIC ENDS]
Tadow!
297
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:39,079
Whoa! Is that what
I'll be doing?
298
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:41,472
Uh, absolutely not.
299
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,344
That move was
the Kirskanova.
300
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:44,867
It takes years to learn.
301
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:47,435
You're merely
a baton tourist.
302
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:50,786
I was born in it.
Molded by it.
303
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:53,571
Okay.
304
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,923
First we're gonna
to do my thing,
305
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,402
then we're gonna
work on you.
306
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,321
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
307
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:09,849
Strength,
control, power!
308
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,115
Tighten up those
wrists, Lambert!
309
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:20,860
Smile. Smile...
[SHOUTING] Smile!
310
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,818
[IN SQUEAKY VOICE]
I can't feel my face!
311
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,039
That's the numbness
of triumph.
312
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:34,961
Okay.
313
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,353
You can make it
look like you're pro
314
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:37,877
for 15 to 20 seconds.
315
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,662
This might be
my greatest work.
316
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,316
Even greater than
when you explained
317
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:43,621
revolving doors
to Finn?
318
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:47,669
This might be my
second greatest work.
319
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:54,894
Hey! Mustard man!
320
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:56,678
Which book
is this one?
321
00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,419
So angry.
322
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,682
You were never
gonna read,
were you?
323
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,684
You were just gonna
keep using me as a TV.
324
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,077
Mute. Mute.
325
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:06,949
You know what?
I thought I could
326
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,646
get you excited
about reading,
327
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,735
but you were right.
It's impossible.
328
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:13,651
Okay, fine.
329
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,698
I was just using you
as a TV.
330
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:17,873
You don't have to
do this anymore.
331
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:19,875
Good. Thank you.
332
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,008
Just tell me what happens
at the end of
20,000 Leagues.
333
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,358
What? [CHUCKLES]
No way.
334
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,751
It took a minute,
but this
335
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,492
is now a smart TV.
336
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,452
But you were at the part
with the giant squid.
337
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:34,759
Sorry. Channel currently
unavailable in your region.
338
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:40,722
No, I can't.
339
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,245
I mustn't.
340
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,030
It's so tempting. [GASPS]
341
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,380
Yet so educational.
342
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,645
Oh, I have no choice.
My TV's mad at me.
343
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,955
Oh.
344
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:57,608
Twenty thousand leagues
345
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,523
is a measure of
nautical distance.
346
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:03,614
[INAUDIBLE]
347
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,274
Hi, everyone,
and thank you
for agreeing
348
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:12,667
to try our new game.
349
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,886
I'm Matteo
and this is Lou,
350
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:17,715
and we go to a place
called Camp Kikiwaka.
351
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,674
They know. I told them.
352
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,241
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
I was not prepared
353
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:22,459
to go off-book!
354
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,244
I got this.
355
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,637
Everyone, get ready
to play...
356
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:28,683
[BOTH BLOW PARTY HORN]
357
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,380
Kikiwakaland!
358
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:40,477
All right. We'll take
your lack of applause
359
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,218
as a sign of
shock and awe.
360
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:46,135
The rules are
simple, campers.
361
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,571
You move
around the board
362
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,704
collecting ingredients
for s'mores.
363
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:52,272
Sarah, why don't you
take the first spin
364
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,447
on the Waka Wheel?
365
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,362
Gentle. It took me
three hours to make
366
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,016
and I buy the
cheap glue sticks.
367
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:02,499
I landed on a...
368
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,632
BOTH: Wacky Waka card!
369
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,373
Pick a card.
Any card.
370
00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,157
[GASPS]
Not that card.
371
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:13,293
I got the
"Ava Side-Eye"?
372
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:14,859
BOTH: Ooh.
373
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,689
Sarah, you are stuck in
the Leaky Canoe
374
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:19,603
until you can
catch more fish
375
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:20,648
than the player
to your left.
376
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,650
[GASPS] Matteo.
Yes.
377
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,392
The Leaky Canoeis my favorite.
[CHUCKLES]
378
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,050
Start the clock.
379
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,444
And fish.
380
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,189
What is happening?
381
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,149
I see why
you're confused.
382
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,586
We forgot to mention
that you get
double the points
383
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,762
if you catch one
in your mouth
like a bear.
384
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,945
And for the win,
the Wacky Waka
card says,
385
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,686
you must trade
Finn's toenails
386
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,383
for two canoe paddles.
387
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,081
[GASPS] What?
388
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:06,694
Wait. [GASPS]
389
00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:08,783
Are you guys
not into the game?
390
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,960
Well... Not really.
391
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:13,962
It's confusing
and weird.
392
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:15,181
And this Finn character
393
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:16,791
seems too broad
to be a real person.
394
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,488
Yeah, he gets that a lot.
395
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:21,100
Well, it was fun
while it lasted.
396
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:23,841
It really wasn't.
397
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:27,845
Okay. Easy.
398
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,197
Sorry, Sarah.
399
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,546
I guess I'm
not cut out
400
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,722
to be a
game designer.
I failed.
401
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,419
Nah, you didn't.
402
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,639
After all, you did
make a new friend.
403
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:40,771
I did?
Yep.
404
00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:41,990
And she wants to
play chess.
405
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,731
Cool. I'll grab
the board.
406
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,167
And I'll grab
the helmets.
407
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:46,864
Helmets?
408
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,910
If I wave at you,
come save me.
409
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,523
I can't believe
we made 20 of these.
410
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,356
Okay. We're all set.
411
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:01,749
We're even
live-streaming this
412
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,054
to all the kids
in their rooms.
413
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,491
Everyone is so excited
414
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,057
to see a real
baton routine.
415
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:08,799
Yes. A real
baton routine.
416
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,671
That's what you're
about to see.
417
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,804
And maybe after,
418
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,763
we could go
grab some food
419
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,765
in the cafeteria?
Hang out.
420
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:19,462
It's just nice
to meet someone
421
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,160
I have so much
in common with.
422
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:23,945
That sounds...
423
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:25,990
Great.
424
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:27,905
Cool. Well,
knock 'em dead.
425
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,259
Are you ready?
Trick question.
426
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:34,782
You better
always be ready.
427
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,567
I don't feel
very good.
428
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:38,873
That's just nerves.
429
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,353
If you throw up
in your mouth
on stage,
430
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,616
you gotta swallow it,
like a champion.
431
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,358
No, it's not that.
432
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,011
I think I feel bad
433
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:49,013
that I'm only pretending
to be a baton twirler.
434
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:50,711
Kit just asked me
to hang out with her.
435
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,843
And that's what
I wanted, but...
436
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,368
I don't think
I should do this.
437
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:59,676
Listen, I came out of
retirement for you.
438
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:01,591
But...
No "but's."
439
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,419
There's no "but"
in "baton"
440
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:05,856
Well, okay,
there is,
441
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,032
but that's just an
unfortunate coincidence.
442
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:10,731
Now get out there
and twirl.
443
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,780
KIT: Whoo!
[ALL CHEERING]
444
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,217
Stop. Stop.
445
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,436
I don't deserve
your applause.
446
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,613
Kit, I never
did pageants.
447
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,093
I only learned
how to twirl
448
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,137
since I met you,
449
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:27,878
which was when
I crashed the food cart.
450
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,054
That's Crashy
McFoodcart?
451
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,928
How come everyone has
a cool nickname but me?
452
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:37,627
It's no excuse, but...
453
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:39,847
I like you, Kit.
454
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,544
And I was trying to
get you to like me, too.
455
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,677
You seem like
a really cool person.
456
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,766
and you deserve someone
who doesn't lie to you.
457
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,811
I'm sorry.
458
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,596
I'm sorry, everyone.
459
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:54,514
Do it anyway.
460
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:57,299
What? Really?
461
00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:58,648
Yeah.
462
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:00,433
You promised us
some twirling,
463
00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,565
and we're all
sitting here, waiting.
464
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,959
So, twirl that baton.
465
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:08,179
It might not be pretty.
466
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,094
She said, do it
anyway, dude.
467
00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:14,185
Do it! Do it!
468
00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:17,754
ALL: [CHANTING]
Do it. Do it. Do it.
469
00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,756
Do it...
Okay, I'll do it.
470
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,584
But be warned,
471
00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:23,020
I'm going full out.
472
00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:25,936
Noah. Here.
473
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,809
I thought I had to
earn her.
474
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:29,853
You did.
475
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:34,380
[BEEPS]
476
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:36,599
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
477
00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:12,679
Oh, no.
Is he going for
the Kirskanova?
478
00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:13,854
He's a madman!
479
00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:23,429
[MUSIC ENDS]
[ALL CHEERING]
480
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,390
That's right!
481
00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,174
Make that
the Kirska-Noah.
482
00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:31,567
Tadow!
483
00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:34,178
That's my
little counselor.
484
00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:36,746
The Kirskanova?
485
00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:39,445
Noah, I just
have to say,
486
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,404
I might be the
greatest pageant coach
487
00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:43,536
of all time.
488
00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:47,844
Hey. Nice job up there.
489
00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:49,455
Thanks.
490
00:22:49,498 --> 00:22:51,370
Hey, I'm really sorry.
491
00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:52,719
I feel terrible
for fooling you.
492
00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:55,374
Noah, come on.
You never fooled me.
493
00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:57,376
I didn't?
Of course not.
494
00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,073
This second
I saw your soft,
495
00:22:59,116 --> 00:23:00,291
un-callused hands
496
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,729
I knew you never twirled
a baton in your life.
497
00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:04,600
They're like a baby's.
498
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,691
Okay. Well, I should
probably get going now.
499
00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:09,866
It was nice meeting you.
500
00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:12,608
Listen...
501
00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:14,828
I'm not the biggest
fan of lying,
502
00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:16,960
but you owned up to it.
503
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,614
And you kept your
promise to the kids.
504
00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:21,791
So, how about we make
505
00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:24,490
-a fresh start?
-Really?
506
00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:27,318
Hi. I'm Kit.
507
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:29,233
And, hey,
aren't you that guy
508
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:30,496
that crashed
that food cart?
509
00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:32,498
That's me.
510
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,674
Would you want to
have lunch
in the cafeteria?
511
00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:35,762
I promise
you won't have to
512
00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:37,372
scrape it up
off the floor.
513
00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:39,548
I'd like that.
514
00:23:40,593 --> 00:23:42,638
Destiny, thank you,
for everything.
515
00:23:44,553 --> 00:23:46,250
You made me
really proud today.
516
00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:47,991
And when you
get back from lunch,
517
00:23:48,035 --> 00:23:49,645
we can go over
my performance notes.
518
00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:53,083
I saw a lot of
sloppy wrist out there.