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Isn't it great
being back at camp?
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I just love nature.
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The trees,
the air, the...
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The cricket
in your hair...
[CRICKET CHIRPING]
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[SCREAMING]
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Get out. Get out.
Get out. Get out.
Get out.
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I really missed camp, too.
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Okay, we put upthe signs around
the parking area
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directing everyone
to Parents' Night.
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Thanks.
The PeeWeeWaka program
is going great so far.
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Tonight we just need
to make sure
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the parents feel like
they're part of our
loving community.
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So they'll donategobs of cash
to your fundraisers?
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Oh, yeah.
This loving
community's
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gonna need them
to pony up.
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Now, Finn and Matteo,
I need you to be
in charge
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of decorations
for tonight.
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Maybe some balloons,
some streamers...
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Spaghetti cannons...
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I think you mean
confetti cannons.
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I know what I said.
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How about this?
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No cannons.
I wanna
keep it simple.
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Noah, do you think
you could introduce me
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to the parents
for my speech?
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A monologue?
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No. Never that.
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Are you sure?
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I got some
Julius Caesar
locked and loaded.
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Look, guys.I just don't want
any surprises today.
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[RV HONKS]
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Who is parking thatgigantic RV on
our softball field?
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Seriously, an RV?
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I can't stand people
who own RVs.
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Really? Why?
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Why not?
If you already
have a house,
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you don't need
a truck-house.
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A bathroom should not go
over 30 miles per hour.
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It's just not natural.
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Excuse me.
I'm looking
for the camp owner.
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That would be me.
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Lou Hockhauser.
Owner, operator,
and soul of this camp.
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We usually
just call
her "Lou."
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So great
to meet you, Lou.
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I'm Parker Preston.Your new co-owner.
Up top!
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Still counts.
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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I can't believe it.
This deed shows
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that shortly
after founding
the camp,
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Jedediah gave away
15% of it.
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Any chance
the deed's a fake?
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Yeah, the signature
looks the same
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as the one
in Jedediah's diary.
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But, wait!
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He signed everything
in raccoon's blood.
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Dang it!
It checks out.
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Look, guys,
it's the real deal.
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Jed gave that 15%
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to my great-great-great
grandfather, "Hatchet" Joe.
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"Hatchet" Joe?
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Isn't that the guy
who went...
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I know what
you're going to say,
and it isn't true.
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Yes, Joe and Jed
got into an argument.
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Yes, Jed ended up
with a hatchet in his back.
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Yes, Joe told everyone
that he did it,
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and start calling him
"Hatchet" Joe.
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But let's not try to connect
the dots, okay?
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None of us were there.
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Seems less like dots
and more like an arrow point
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to your great-great-greatgrand-murderer.
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Listen...
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I know that this is a lot
to take in,
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but it doesn't get better
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than having the Prestons
involved in your business.
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We're wealthy,
well-known
philanthropists.
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My sister
has a space station
named after her.
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That she mentions.
A lot.
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Never heard
of you guys.
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We're very big
in Canada.
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So is ham
that pretends
to be bacon.
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Ooh, nice bacon burn.Thanks.
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Listen, I don't
care who you are.
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This is my campand I don't want
a co-owner.
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Just give me a chance.
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I'm an ideas guy.
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With me,
it's always one stroke
of genius after another.
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Oh! Inspiration
strikes again.
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[BEEPING]
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A toilet bowl so big,
you can't miss.
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By the way,is there a bathroom
I could use?
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No.
No.
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Don't trust him, Lou.
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RV people keep
their true intentions
shut away.
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Like their little
closet-showers.
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Yeah,
it's a lifestyle.
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Look, I just wantyou to help me
help you help me
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increase the return
on my family's 15%.
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So, let's work togetherto make this
camp awesome.
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Camp Kikiwaka
is already awesome.
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We don't need
you here.
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Fine. I guess
I could sell my share
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to the campacross the lake.
Camp Champion, is it?
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On second thought,
we might need you here.
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[KNOCKING]Hey there, Grizzlies.
This is...
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The Parker Preston.
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Like they know
who you are.
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Wait.
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Parker Preston,
of the Canadian Prestons?
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Ooh! Do you think I could
visit your sister's
space station?
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Totally.
Space is so cool.
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I don't wanna
oversell it,
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but you get to pee
into a vacuum tube.
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Really?
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On Earth that gets you
grounded for a month.
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Or so I'm told.
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Anyways...
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What brings you
to Camp Kikiwaka?
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I'm the new co-owner.
Temporary guest.
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With legal rights.
Lawsuit pending.
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Anyhoo, I thought
while he's here,
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he could stay
in your empty bunk.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Really?
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No offense,
my dudes,
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but my RV makes
this old, shabby
cabin look like...
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Well, yeah,
that pretty much
says it.
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Hey!
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It may be
a little run-down,
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and hauntedby disasters
in its past.
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But aren't we all?
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Sorry. What were
we talking about?
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Look, I just think
the whole camp
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could use
the Parker Touch
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to take it
to the next level.
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And I'm not going
anywhere
till that happens.
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[SCOFFS]
Cool, cool.
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If you'll excuse me...
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Finn, are you
using this pillow?
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Or can I scream into it?
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[MUFFLED SCREAMS]
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Oh, no. That was
my farting pillow.
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Don't worry, dudes.
I'll grow on her.
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Wait. Did you just
call us "dudes?"
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He did.
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Twice! That's
a double "dude!"
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I've never been
a "dude" before.
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I always thought
it was reserved
for surfers,
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or cowboys,
or people who don't
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return their library
books on time.
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You know, outlaws.
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[LAUGHS] You're funny.
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I'm gonna
like hanging out
with you dudes.
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There it is again.
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Say it one more time,
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I wanna make it
my ringtone.
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Dude...
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[CHUCKLES]
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Send that
to me, dude.
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ALL: Parker!
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Parker! Parker!
Parker!
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Hey!
Park...
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What in the dog heavens
is going on in here?
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Did you put these
TVs up?
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Just think
of these beauties
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as a little "Welcome
to Camp" present.
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I feel so welcome.
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I didn't tell you
you could do this.
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This is exactly
the type of thing
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that you can expect
from RV people, Lou.
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They think
they're above
the rules
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because they
drive around in
a captain's chair.
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I just wanted
to show you
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the type of next
level idea I bring
to the table.
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We don't need TVs,
we have nature.
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The greatest show
on Earth is Earth.
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Thank you, Destiny.
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Although,
my favorite
baseball team
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is playing right now.
So, turn on the game
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while I get
my sunflower seeds
and spit cup!
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Noice!
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[EXCLAIMS]
Not noice.
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I'm sorry,
but these TVs
are coming down.
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[ALL GROAN]
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This is camp.
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The only screens we need
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are the onesto keep the giant bugs
out of our cabins.
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And we will
get those
screens eventually.
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Think about
how we can use
these TVs as tools.
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Like, for the camp's
mixed-media dance class.
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What's a mixed-media
dance class?
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I am so glad
you asked.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Let's go, camp
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♪ Do the Parker
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Listen.
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♪ Do the Parker
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♪ Par... ♪
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It was nice of you
to buy these TVs,
but we don't...
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Oh, I didn't buy them.I charged them
to the camp.
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I paid for these?
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Which I now realize
was a huge mistake.
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May I get you
a screaming pillow?
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No!
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00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:03,483
But you can
take these TVs down.
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Totally.
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00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:05,920
Is now a good time
to mention
that I broke
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two others
putting them up?
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Fine.
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Destiny, Ava,you guys
take these TVs down
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and put them
in Parker's RV
so he can return them.
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Okay, I get it.
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00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:17,975
You do you, Lou Boo.
But, should we start
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keeping track
of these things,
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to make sure
I get to make 15%
of the decisions?
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Oh, I'm 85% sure
that'll never happen.
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And I'm 100% sure
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"The Parker"
is a dance sensation,
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that will sweep
the nation.
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Yes.
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♪ Do the Parker
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All right, guys.
Let's go from the top.
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Here we go. Ready?
Jump, down, wiggle
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all the way down,
yes, left.
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It's too hot
to be doing all this.
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Let's just set
the TV down
over here.
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Yeah.
Next to the, uh...
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The fireplace.
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Parker's RV is amazing.
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You could fit
so many clowns
in here.
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00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:03,151
Sorry, I measure
all vehicles that way.
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00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,285
I don't care
how amazing it is.
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00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:09,287
It's just
as obnoxious
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00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:10,637
on the inside
as it is
on the outside.
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00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:15,163
Nope.
More obnoxious
on the inside.
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Let's just
get the rest
of the TVs
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so we could be
done with it.
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00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:23,693
Wait. I think
this thing has A/C.
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[AIR BLOWS]
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Destiny, let's go.
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00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:33,485
One minute. I feel like
I'm in a gum commercial.
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00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:37,751
Don't give in
to the siren song
of the RV.
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It's a slippery slope
and all of the...
Oh, what's that?
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A claw machine
that's filled
with snacks?
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00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,501
And it has Scooter Bars!
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00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:53,767
I could kill
for some nougat
right now.
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00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,988
[MACHINE WHIRRING]
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That deliciousness
is about to be...
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00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:04,168
A banana.
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00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:05,561
Oh, come on.
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00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:07,781
One more try.
252
00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,308
Ooh, party
laser lights.
253
00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:15,005
Can we use these
for Parents' Night?
254
00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:16,572
Finn, what did I say?
255
00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:19,096
My belly button
is not a pocket.
256
00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:21,272
No.
257
00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:22,839
Keep it simple. But...
258
00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:25,233
Yeah, also
the other thing.
259
00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:28,192
Hey there,
Lou-bee-doo-bee-doo.
260
00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:29,324
Nope.
261
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,370
I feel like
we're getting off
on the wrong foot.
262
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:35,156
If we work together,we can drive camp
attendance up
263
00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:37,332
so high, we'll have
to franchise.
264
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,335
Imagine it.A Kikiwaka
in every state.
265
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:42,990
And in Montreal,
a Le Kikiwaka.
266
00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:47,342
Look, I appreciate
the enthusiasm,
267
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,474
but Camp Kikiwaka
is already great.
268
00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:51,041
If you really wanna help,
269
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,739
PeeWee Parents' Night
is just a few hours away
270
00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,697
and Finn
clearly needs a hand
in decorating.
271
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,177
Guys, check it out.
272
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,138
Good luck.
273
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,403
So, Finn.
274
00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:08,363
You seem to be the dude
that thinks outside the box.
275
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,060
It's probably
because
I got trapped
276
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,453
inside a box last summer.
277
00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:13,498
Spent a lot of time
278
00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,370
thinking how
to get outside
of that box.
279
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,416
No patience
for the subtlety
of metaphor.
280
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:19,504
I respect that.
281
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:23,247
But I mean,
Lou's all over you
282
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:27,121
about balloonsand streamers.
Don't you feel smothered?
283
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,775
Not since
I broke out
of that box.
284
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:31,734
Enough about the box.
285
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,605
What I'm trying
to say is,
286
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:34,868
we need something more
287
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:37,435
than lame decorations
to make this event
288
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:38,915
an event.
289
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:40,525
We need to be
thinking bigger.
290
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:42,789
I like bigger.
291
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,529
But Lou said
to keep it simple.
292
00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:46,749
Sometimes
people don't know
what they want,
293
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:47,750
until we show them.
294
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:49,796
Like, my mom,
295
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,449
she didn't know
she wanted flames
on the family limo
296
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:52,712
'til I showed her.
297
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:54,322
And then
she still didn't
want them.
298
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:57,499
But in the end,
we still had a limo
with flames on it.
299
00:11:58,848 --> 00:11:59,980
So, you in?
300
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,068
Let's do it!
301
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:02,112
But, can you help me?
302
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:03,810
That's what
I'm here for.
303
00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,072
How about this?
Two words.
304
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,770
T-shirt...
Launcher.
305
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,859
Two more words.
306
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,906
I... Love... It.
307
00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:21,523
[MACHINE WHIRRING]
308
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:22,785
AVA: Come on.
309
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:25,745
Come on!
310
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:28,530
Yes!
311
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:32,012
Destiny,
I finally got
a Scooter Bar.
312
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:33,622
We can go now.
313
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:36,756
DESTINY: But thisRV has a golf
simulator upstairs.
314
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:39,193
There's an upstairs?
315
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:42,370
And a spa.
316
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,940
But he has everything
monogrammed with PP.
317
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:48,506
Should we tell him?
318
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,292
Let's go.
319
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,815
If we spend
any more time
in here,
320
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,034
we may just become...
321
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:55,992
RV people.
322
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,212
Wait.
323
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,127
Is that
a massage chair?
324
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,085
Oh.
325
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,786
[CHAIR WHIRRING]
[EXHALES]
326
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,876
Ooh, mama like.
327
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:15,229
Destiny, I need you
to get up right now.
328
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:18,145
[SIGHS] I know,
we should get back
to nature.
329
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:20,364
No. I've got a knot
in my back
330
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:21,975
and this mama
wanna like, too.
331
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:26,806
[CHAIR CONTINUES WHIRRING]
332
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:29,417
What do you think?
333
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:33,203
That I am
totally an RV person.
334
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,863
Noah! Noah,
Noah, bo-boa!
335
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:42,996
No-ah prisoners,
No-ah excuses!
336
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,216
Parker.
337
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,871
Who told you
about my love
of nicknames?
338
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,394
Get in here, you!
339
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,397
Finn told me
you were doing
Lou's introduction tonight.
340
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:54,703
Need any help?
341
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:56,574
Not really. Lou wrote up
something really simple.
342
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,231
Wow!
343
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:04,060
It's not the mostinspiring material
for a trained actor.
344
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,367
Nay, an artiste.
345
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,760
Nay, a trained artiste.
346
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,241
I've done worse.
347
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,852
I once had
a commercial audition
348
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,592
for the voice
that reads side
effects really fast.
349
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:15,811
Oh, did you get it?
350
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,639
Nope. It was
a long list,
351
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,467
and I ran out of breath
right before,
"excessive knuckle hair."
352
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:25,516
I just worry that Lou
is underutilizing you
and your gifts.
353
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,301
You know,
I watched your reel.
354
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:28,998
You were the view?
355
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,175
Yep. And I thought
you were amazing.
356
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,350
Oh, stop.
357
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,352
I won't stop,
358
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,789
because I don't hold back.
And neither should you.
359
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:38,878
You're right.
360
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,227
I'm bringing
my A-game tonight.
361
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,272
Side effects may include
deafening applause,
362
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,013
spontaneous laughter,
and requests for autographs.
363
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:47,321
Yes! There's the Noah
I've grown to love
364
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,279
over the one day
of limited interaction
we've had.
365
00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,289
[ELECTRONICS POWER DOWN]
366
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:03,076
Hey! Who stopped
my fuzzy buzzies?
367
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:05,252
Uh-oh.
368
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:06,818
We must've killed
the RV's battery
369
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,037
using all of Parker's stuff.
370
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,213
Oh!
371
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,475
I know how to fix this.
372
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,913
Run away
and deny everything.
373
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,829
Destiny!
I'm trapped.
374
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:20,049
The chair
has my arms and legs.
375
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,181
Mama don't like.
376
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,187
[GRUNTING]
377
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,449
Okay, uh...
378
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,364
Just sit tight
and I'll try
and grease you out
379
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,670
with Parker's weirdly large
collection of face creams.
380
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,413
[GRUNTS]
381
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:37,632
[CLICKING BUTTON]
382
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,242
Oh, no! Bad news.
383
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:40,548
The elevator's dead.
384
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:41,984
Elevator?
385
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,377
Where are we?
386
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,126
Great suit, Noah.
387
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,605
Thank you.
My mom
wouldn't let me
388
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,129
bring the top hat
and monocle to camp.
389
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:59,045
She said,"You made friends,
now keep them."
390
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,091
Did you memorize
what I gave you?
391
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,484
"It's now my pleasure
to introduce
392
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:04,964
"Camp Director
Lou Hockhauser?"
393
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,096
Yeah,
I think I got it.
394
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,143
Well, I guess
someone can
395
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:11,840
still be snooty
without a top hat.
396
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,670
What is this?
397
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:19,108
Parker suggested
I use my A/V expertise
398
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:20,805
to add a little music
to the night.
399
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,807
It's part of my dude duties.
400
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:26,594
I also get to make sure
we all wear sunscreen.
401
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:28,683
[MUSIC PLAYING]
402
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,250
Music. Hmm.
403
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,947
Actually not a bad idea.
404
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,253
But keep it simple.
405
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:34,645
I have a lot
of important things
to say,
406
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:35,864
and you know
I can't resist
a good conga line.
407
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:38,606
Okay, let's get
this show
on the road.
408
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:39,694
Noah, you're up.
409
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,001
Camp Kikiwaka
welcomes you all
410
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,959
to PeeWeeWaka's
Parents' Night.
411
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:47,006
It's now my pleasure
to introduce Camp Director
Lou Hockhauser.
412
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,140
Thank you,
Noah. I...
413
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,099
And that's not all.
Hit it, Matteo.
414
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:54,317
Hit what?
415
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:56,711
What up, party parents?
416
00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:59,931
DJ Dude is about
to drop that beat.
417
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,542
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
418
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,980
Ladies and gentleman,
419
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,852
joining Lou at the
podium tonight
is the latest addition
420
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:08,984
to Camp Kikiwaka.
421
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,725
Straight out
of Saskatchewan,
422
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:14,120
the Master of Maple Syrup,
the Preston you want
to invest in,
423
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,991
our new Assistant
Camp Director.
424
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,038
What?
Parker Preston!
425
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:23,781
[APPLAUSE]
426
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:30,179
Listen up.
I want you
to know that...
427
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,095
Parker Preston.
428
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,228
...is now here
to help Lou
429
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:38,448
create the awesome-est
camp in the world.
430
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,102
Do you like
the sound of that?
431
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,147
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
432
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,062
What are you doing?
433
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,237
That's a great
question, Lou.
434
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,240
I will cut to the chase.
Finn, these parents
435
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:51,244
really look like
they could
use some T-shirts.
436
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:55,030
[WINCES] I can't see.
437
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,341
[GASPS]
438
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:03,865
Oops.
439
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,781
I can assure you,
we will never do that
to one of your kids.
440
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:07,999
Don't worry, Lou.
I'll fix this.
441
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,131
Finally! Thank you.
442
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,480
Noah, hit the
smoke machine.
443
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:11,829
Smoke machine?
444
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,138
[ALL COUGH]
445
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,706
Nobody panic.
446
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,751
Just follow my vest,
and I will lead you
to safety.
447
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,015
This is your idea
of "fixing it?"
448
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:26,192
You're right.I better release
the doves.
449
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:27,149
No doves!
450
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:30,805
Cancel the doves.
I repeat,
cancel the doves.
451
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:39,683
Well, two parents
withdrew their kids
452
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:40,902
from the
PeeWeeWaka program.
453
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,251
Luckily they were
the nose-pickers.
454
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,297
Which kids
were those?
455
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,602
I'm talking
about the parents.
456
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:47,822
Didn't you see
the couple in the back
digging for gold?
457
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:52,740
But seriously, guys,
what's not simple
about "keep it simple?"
458
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,002
We were just trying
to show you
459
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,090
we had more
to contribute.
460
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,397
Parker knew
we could really
impress these parents.
461
00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,747
We were hoping
to show you, too.
462
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,097
The boys were just
trying to help me
463
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,446
help you reach
for that next level.
464
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,187
Enough with
the next level.
465
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,623
My camp is already
next level.
466
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,190
If you really want
to make things better,
467
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,104
how about you
just leave?
468
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,627
I can't leave.I know, I know.
469
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:12,063
Because you own
15% of this camp.
470
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:13,717
No. I can't
leave because...
471
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:17,373
I have nowhere
else to go.
472
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,073
What are you
talking about?
473
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,165
My parents didn't send me
here to help camp.
474
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,167
They kicked me out,
and cut me off.
475
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,125
'Cause I kept blowing
all their money on one
476
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,561
bad business idea
after another.
477
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,260
That steak-flavoredtoothpaste was
a real low point.
478
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:39,221
So, you're not rich
and successful?
479
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,267
Well, my family is,
but not me.
480
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,357
They said
I only bring shame
481
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,401
to the
Preston name.
482
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:48,143
They thought I might
do better without
their safety net.
483
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,146
Wait. Is that why
you're so obsessed
484
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,582
with taking this camp
to the next level?
485
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,584
Well, this was
my last shot
486
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:56,238
to prove to them
that I can
be successful, too.
487
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,197
But, I should've
listened to you.
488
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,504
And I never
should have dragged
you guys into it.
489
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:05,378
Matteo, you're one
of the coolest dudes
I've ever met.
490
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,989
So now I'm
a cool dude?
491
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:11,166
My journal isn't gonna
know what hit it.
492
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:15,910
And, Noah, you were
magnificent tonight.
493
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,825
Never stop being
a shining light,
494
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,174
with or without
that sick vest.
495
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:21,524
Oh...
496
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:23,570
It's going to be with.
497
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,095
And, Finn,
498
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,663
keep thinking
outside that box.
499
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:31,142
Don't worry.
500
00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:33,101
That box was recycled
last summer.
501
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,234
Okay.
502
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:39,890
Well, I guess
this is it.
503
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:42,023
Bye, guys.
504
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:49,248
Lou, Parker
seems so sad.
505
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,032
Guys, this is
for the best.
506
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:52,860
We already lost two
PeeWee parents
because of him.
507
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,209
We almost lost
the whole program.
508
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,732
But we didn't.
509
00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:58,300
And before the spotlightblinding and
the T-shirt pelting,
510
00:20:58,344 --> 00:20:59,867
the parents were
really into it.
511
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:01,521
We're the ones who
screwed it all up.
512
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,132
[SIGHS] You can't
kick Parker out.
513
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,004
He obviously needs us.
514
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,268
And I need someone
to call me "dude."
515
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,358
More than I ever knew.
516
00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:16,057
Please, Lou?
Can we keep him?
517
00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:21,192
Ugh, fine!
518
00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:22,890
But you're cleaning up
his messes.
519
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:24,587
And if he gets bored
and starts getting
into mischief,
520
00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:25,980
don't come crying
to me.
521
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:28,287
Just to be clear...
522
00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:30,811
Are we getting
a Parker or a puppy?
523
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,991
DESTINY: I foundsomething to
bust you out!
524
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,122
[PANTING]
525
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,168
Whoa! Whoa,
whoa, whoa!
526
00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:41,865
Do not swing that...
527
00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:45,913
Does this thing
have a bowling alley?
528
00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:48,611
Wait.
529
00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:52,398
[GASPS] It's Parker! Hide!
530
00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:53,616
How?
531
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:54,791
Uh...
532
00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:02,190
Yep, this is my life now.
533
00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:14,681
LOU: Parker!
534
00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:17,466
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
535
00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:19,381
I just have to put
the cover on the hot tub
536
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:22,036
so the water doesn't
slosh out as I drive away.
537
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:23,254
You know how it is.
538
00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:24,343
I do not.
539
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,346
Can we talk?
Have a seat.
540
00:22:29,565 --> 00:22:32,089
[GASPS] Is that
a Samurai sword?
541
00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:35,310
You were saying?
542
00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:37,747
[SIGHS] Look,
543
00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:40,489
I really liked how you
encouraged the kids.
544
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:41,664
Your heart's in
the right place,
545
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,057
even if your head's
in the clouds.
546
00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:45,625
We may not need
a next level,
547
00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:47,322
but maybe this place
could be
548
00:22:48,192 --> 00:22:49,150
15% better.
549
00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:51,152
[EXHALES] Lou,
550
00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:52,588
don't mess
with me, okay?
551
00:22:52,632 --> 00:22:53,676
I am fragile.
552
00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:57,985
All I have to my name
are Hatchet Joe's deed
553
00:22:58,028 --> 00:23:00,030
and my family's
smallest RV.
554
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,424
Smallest?
Don't rub it in.
555
00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:06,646
Lou, are you saying
I could stay?
556
00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:10,345
Well, the truth is,
I could actually...
557
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,868
[AVA SCREAMS]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
558
00:23:13,783 --> 00:23:14,915
Ava?
559
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:16,264
Hey.
560
00:23:20,224 --> 00:23:21,356
Destiny?
561
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,053
Can you give me a hand?
The door's jammed
562
00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:25,142
and I'm knee-deepin nougat and it
smells like bananas
563
00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:27,971
and I really need to
get back to nature!
564
00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:30,626
Me first!
565
00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:33,716
I've been stuck in this
pleather prison for hours!
566
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:35,718
The battery's dead.
567
00:23:35,762 --> 00:23:37,677
Why didn't you guys
just start the motor
and charge it?
568
00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:39,592
[MOTOR WHIRRING]
569
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:45,989
I guess I didn't know
that's how that worked
570
00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:48,644
because I am not
an RV person!
571
00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:51,473
Except in my heart.
572
00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,215
In my heart I think
I might be.
573
00:23:56,957 --> 00:23:58,045
Lou, you are right.
574
00:23:58,306 --> 00:24:00,134
This camp is already
so awesome.
575
00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:02,092
And I would love
to be a part of it.
576
00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:03,311
If you'll have me.
577
00:24:03,354 --> 00:24:05,139
I obviously have a lot
to learn from you.
578
00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:07,054
Aw... Parker...
579
00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:09,230
That is so true.
580
00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:12,712
And I could really use
the help around here.
581
00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:15,105
How about we
give it a trial run?
What do you say?
582
00:24:15,149 --> 00:24:16,324
Does this answer
your question?
583
00:24:17,064 --> 00:24:19,283
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Do the Lou,
do the Lou!
584
00:24:19,327 --> 00:24:21,808
Do the Lou.
Do, do, do.
Parker.
585
00:24:22,635 --> 00:24:24,898
You are
embarrassing yourself.
586
00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:26,508
This is the Lou.
587
00:24:27,117 --> 00:24:29,119
Do the Lou,
do the Lou!
588
00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:31,252
ALL: Do the Lou, do the Lou!