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I got this.
I got this.

2
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Could someone
else get this?

3
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Uh-oh.

4
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Did the log have an icky
yellow spider on it?

5
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Because I saw
one of those get cooked

6
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into my other camper's
s'more last night.

7
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Wait. I'm your
other camper.

8
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Man, I thought
that marshmallow
tasted thoraxey.

9
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I dropped the log
because I'm
a weakling, okay?

10
00:00:26,983 --> 00:00:29,942
Man, who would have thought
that years of sitting around

11
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playing video games
wouldn't get me
stone-cold ripped.

12
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Jake, I'm sure
you're not a weakling.

13
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When I have band practice,
I have to pull my saxophone
to school in a wagon.

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I was not aware of that
before I spoke.

15
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Jake, it's nothing
to worry about.

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Some folks get stronger
later than others.

17
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But I really want
to get strong now.

18
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Then you just have
to work at it.

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Start simple.
Just try one push up.

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Okay.

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[GRUNTING]

22
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And here I thought
the saxophone
wagon story

23
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would make me
the most sad.

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ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

25
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

27
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Ooh. Hello,
rodeo queen crown.

28
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"Well, hello, Destiny.

29
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"It is lovely to be
on your head again.

30
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"Is that a new conditioner?"

31
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Destiny.

32
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I wasn't talking
to my crown.

33
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You were talking
to my crown.

34
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I'm just gonna say anyhoo
and move on.

35
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Look at this
mysterious note

36
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that was left
on my bedroom door.

37
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Oh, Lou,
is that another notice

38
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from the Health Department?

39
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At this point,
you could wallpaper
a bathroom.

40
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No, it's an invitation
from a local secret society

41
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that calls itself
the Order of the Tush.

42
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Ooh, mysterious.

43
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But hopefully
not in a creepy way,

44
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like other things
I've seen in this town.

45
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You're talking about
Doll Head Alley, aren't you?

46
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Yes, Doll Head Alley.

47
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What do they do
with the bodies?

48
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Look, I don't know
what the Order does
at their gatherings,

49
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but I bet it's cool.

50
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They want me to meet them
at the library tonight,

51
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to see if I have
what it takes

52
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to join their
exclusive society.

53
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That's awesome.

54
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Although I am
a little surprised

55
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I didn't get
an invitation.

56
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I mean, I am rodeo queen.

57
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Yeah, I wouldn't be
so proud of that.

58
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Second place
went to a horse.

59
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This is so exciting.

60
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I know.

61
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When you get back,
you have to tell me
everything.

62
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What's that
little piece of paper

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stuck to the back
of the invitation?

64
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Oh, dang it.
This is from the
Health Department.

65
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Uh, Winnie.

66
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Is that a tap dance bag
that you're holding?

67
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No. Why would
you think that?

68
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Um, because the side of it
says, "Live, love, tap."

69
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Oh, that.

70
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You know, sometimes
bags just say stuff.

71
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[GASPS] Winnie.

72
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Have you been
step-ball-changing
without me?

73
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Okay. I've been taking
dance lessons in town.

74
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I had no idea
you were into tap.

75
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It doesn't seem very on brand
for Wild Winnie Webber.

76
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Of course it is.

77
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It's the loudest
of all the dances.

78
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It's like fireworks
for the feet.

79
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That's the dream.

80
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So you went to the trouble
of going into town

81
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and starting lessons
without consulting me,

82
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the dance czar
of Kikiwaka Ranch?

83
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Wouldn't Victoria
be the dance czar?

84
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Well, she's on vacation.

85
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So according to
the line of succession,
the title falls to me.

86
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Are you upset with me?

87
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Upset? No.

88
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I'm just surprised.

89
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I'm so happy for you.

90
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Any day someone's bitten
by the dance bug
is a great day.

91
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Oh, good.
That's a relief.
Bye, Parker.

92
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It's like someone's
dig toe step heeling
on my heart.

93
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Also, I really want
one of those bags.

94
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Here he comes.

95
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Hey, guys,
what are you up to?

96
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Oh, Bill and I
are just taking
inventory

97
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of the stuff
in the maintenance shed.

98
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Oh, fun.

99
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I'm so glad
I came to camp.

100
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By the way, can you
hand me that clipboard?

101
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And that hammer.

102
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And that super-heavy
bag of cement.

103
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Here you go.

104
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Oh.

105
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Whoa!

106
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Jake, do you realize
what you just did?

107
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All of your work
for you?

108
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No. You just picked up
a 50-pound bag
without even grunting.

109
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I did?

110
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I did.

111
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But how did I did?

112
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I guess
you're way stronger
than you thought.

113
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I guess I am.

114
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Who else wants to see these
bis and tris organize?

115
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Try that cinder block.

116
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I'm crazy strong.

117
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I can pick up anything.

118
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Bill, come here.Nope.

119
00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:06,349
I can't believe it.

120
00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:09,221
I'm finally the person
I've always wanted to be.

121
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Jacked Jacob
Jake Jacobs.

122
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Nice. That's
a really cool name,

123
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and it's not hard
to say at all.

124
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How did this happen?

125
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[GASPS] Was I bit
by a radioactive spider
or something?

126
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Sure, let's go
with that narrative.

127
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All right.

128
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Whoo-hoo.
Easy there, big guy.

129
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Better go hit the showers.

130
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Hope I don't accidentally
rip out the faucet.

131
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Yeah!

132
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[DOOR CLOSES]We did it.

133
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Go us!

134
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Wow. Great job
making all this stuff
out of Styrofoam.

135
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It's so realistic.

136
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Thanks. I once made
all the props
for a one-man show.

137
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I guess props help
when you're all alone
on stage.

138
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Oh, it was a full cast.

139
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There was just
one man in the audience.

140
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Fine. I made him, too.

141
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Good evening,
Louella Dorcas
Hockhauser.

142
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How do you know
my full name?

143
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The Order of the Tush
knows everything
about you.

144
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Even that time I got
matched on a dating app
with an armadillo,

145
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and I still went?

146
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Um, no, we did
not know that.

147
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I wish we could
unknow that.

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Trust me, so do I.

149
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Now I'm going to ask you
a series of questions

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to see if you have
what it takes
to join our ranks.

151
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If you answer
correctly,

152
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you will be accepted
into our sacred Tush.

153
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Yes, I heard it.

154
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Don't worry...The first question
of the Order is,

155
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do you like
my medallion?

156
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It's new and nobody's
complimented me on it.

157
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It's like I put
myself out there,

158
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and what do I get back?

159
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Bupkis.

160
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Well, I like it.
I mean...Next question.

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How do you handle
extreme pressure?

162
00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:08,558
Well, considering
I broke out
in a nervous rash

163
00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:13,302
on my way over here,
I would say below average.

164
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Nice.

165
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I'd be insulted
if my intimidating
presence

166
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didn't give you
the itchies.

167
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George here only gets
the toots around me,

168
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and it's not
good enough!

169
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Last question.

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If you become a member
of our sacred order,

171
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you would be witness
to some extreme
and unusual activities.

172
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Can you handle that?

173
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[SCOFFS] Definitely.

174
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I run a camp full of kids
going through puberty.

175
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I don't get past breakfast
without extreme and unusual.

176
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Then I,
Richard Hunsburry
the Third,

177
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have rendered my decision.

178
00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:56,867
Louella Dorcas
Hockhauser,

179
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you are hereby accepted
into the Order of the Tush.

180
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Yay!

181
00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:04,745
Ooh. My nervous rash
is turning into
an excited rash.

182
00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,534
So how did the
secret meeting go?

183
00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:13,623
I didn't sleep
at all last night
thinking about it.

184
00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:15,103
Also couldn't sleep

185
00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:17,497
because of this weird,
haunted shrieking

186
00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:18,846
coming from
under my cabin.

187
00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:21,675
But also a little bit
the meeting thing.

188
00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:24,591
Uh, sorry,
but I've been sworn
to secrecy.

189
00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:27,071
What? But you know
I won't tell anyone,

190
00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:31,249
except for maybe
this small text thread
I just started.

191
00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:32,860
I wish I could
tell you everything.

192
00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:34,557
But apparently the last guy
who broke his oath

193
00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:35,515
hasn't been
heard from since.

194
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You mean he's dead?

195
00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:39,910
Maybe.
Or maybe he just got
a new cell phone.

196
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We'll never know.

197
00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:43,087
Please, Lou.

198
00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:45,481
Can't you tell me
even a little tiny secret?

199
00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,135
I'm great
at keeping secrets.

200
00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:49,050
I haven't told anyone
that Angela and Roger
are dating.

201
00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:50,094
Oops.

202
00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,620
But see,
now you owe me one.

203
00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:57,798
All I can say is that
it's as cool as we thought,

204
00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,582
and they are indeed
very powerful people

205
00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:02,280
who know everything
about everybody.

206
00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:04,631
Did they know about
how you swiped right
on an armadillo?

207
00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:08,591
I told you, I thought
the picture was Gary's pet.

208
00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,158
I didn't know
it was Gary.

209
00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,557
I'm making
this birdhouse
extra strong

210
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,646
so that it can
stand up to explosions.

211
00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:23,301
I want to protect
those sweet little birds
from, well, me.

212
00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:27,784
[TAPPING]

213
00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:29,307
Hey, Pierce,
your cab is on fire.

214
00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:35,749
Relax. His cab is
not actually on fire.

215
00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:37,272
I was just doing
you all a favor.

216
00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:39,317
That guy has no style.

217
00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:40,362
Birdhouses?

218
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,278
More like nerd houses.
Am I right?

219
00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:47,151
Why are you wearing
tap shoes?

220
00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:48,588
Oh, these?

221
00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:50,720
Thanks for noticing.

222
00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:51,982
Now that I'm in charge
of the class,

223
00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:54,115
I will be leveling it up
from arts and crafts.

224
00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:55,464
It is now...

225
00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:57,988
Arts and taps.

226
00:09:58,032 --> 00:10:00,295
[TAPPING]

227
00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:03,341
Hey, Jenny, looking
a little low on glue.

228
00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:06,475
Let me just Cincinnati
time step my way on over
to the supply table.

229
00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:18,269
You're welcome.

230
00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:23,535
Okay, Parker, I get it.

231
00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,189
You're taking
over this class
just to prove

232
00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,843
I should be taking
tap lessons from you.

233
00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,889
Oh. What?

234
00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:31,413
I am only here
because of my deep love

235
00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:34,503
and respect for, uh...

236
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:35,809
Birdhouses.

237
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,506
Oh. Yeah, that's right.
The nerd houses.

238
00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:42,206
Hey, who wants to see
my signature cane step?

239
00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:51,259
Sorry, Jenny.

240
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,176
I'll just toe, toe,
heel, heel myself out.

241
00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:01,704
Actually, I'm just
going to walk out.

242
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,053
I didn't realize
how far I was
from the door.

243
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,713
Hey, could anyone help
pull the covered wagon
over a couple feet?

244
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,846
I need to cover
that skunk hole.

245
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:14,761
I mean,
improve the feng shui
of the lawn.

246
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,808
I'm on it, Brosephina.

247
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:23,291
Jacked Jake's got
this heavy wagon solo.

248
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:26,294
Sun's out,
guns out,
you know?

249
00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:28,339
Well, this is new.

250
00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:30,820
As it turns out,
I literally have

251
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:33,649
the strength of ten men
in my little pinky nail.

252
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,956
Just kidding.
I was being
hyperbolic, bruh.

253
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,612
It didn't occur to me
that we'd have to keep

254
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,397
making Jake think
he's strong.

255
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,833
How much longer
are we gonna do this?

256
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:46,488
If it gives my coyote
the confidence he needs,

257
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:47,794
then for the
rest of my life.

258
00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:50,100
Or until I get grumpy.

259
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:54,104
Jake, you shouldn't
try to pull this wagon
yourself.

260
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,366
You could
really get hurt.

261
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:58,326
I'm sorry. How much
do you bench, bruh?

262
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,024
Okay, pull away.

263
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,816
Sweet mercy.
This is heavy.

264
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:14,211
Yeah!

265
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:16,866
What in the good Guy Fieri?
You're actually doing it.

266
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,305
'Sup?

267
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:25,005
That was awesome.

268
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,050
Oh, but now that you've
covered the skunk hole,

269
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:29,487
I see you've uncovered
two rattlesnake holes.

270
00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:30,271
Can you move it back?

271
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,012
Really?

272
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:33,840
Sure thing.

273
00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:39,541
Beast.

274
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:42,109
There you go.

275
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:43,806
Time to ice
these pythons.

276
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,635
Then I'll hit the barn
and deadlift some cows.

277
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:49,116
Jack to Jake's
coming your way,
bro vines.

278
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,381
How did I not know
Jake is super strong?

279
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,905
Hey, Lou.

280
00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:57,341
Oh, y'all are
behind this.

281
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:58,125
That makes
a lot more sense.

282
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,085
Lou. I've been
thinking about it,

283
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,218
and I want to join
the Order of the Tush.

284
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,176
Also, that shrieking
from under my cabin

285
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,961
is happening
during the day now,

286
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,484
so please do
something about that.

287
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,748
Oh. You want to join?

288
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,837
I don't think
that's a good idea.

289
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,534
Why not?
Don't you want me to?

290
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:19,276
Oh. I want you to.

291
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,931
It's just that they're
really exclusive and cool,

292
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:24,325
and I don't want you
to be disappointed
if you don't get in.

293
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:26,936
Remember how upset you were
that one time you played
Red Rover, Red Rover,

294
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:30,287
and no one sent
Destiny on over?

295
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,507
Please, Lou, just let me
talk to their leader,

296
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:35,075
and I know
I can convince him
to let me join.

297
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,860
[SCOFFS] No one
just talks to Richard.

298
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,819
He's a mystery
wrapped in a puzzle,

299
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,429
then re-wrapped
in a conundrum.

300
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:43,039
He only exists
in the shadows,

301
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,954
rarely showing his face
to mere mortals.

302
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,043
Plus, he has
his kids right now,

303
00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:48,088
so his phone
is on silent.

304
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,875
Lou thinks
they're too cool for me?

305
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,225
Yeah, right.
Who wouldn't want me
in their club?

306
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,923
[VOICE SHRIEKING
IN DISTANCE]

307
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,838
You don't count,
disembodied shriek.

308
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,888
I can't believe
we spent the whole day

309
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,281
helping Jake
believe he's strong.

310
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,631
This is the hardest thing
I've ever done,

311
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:12,808
and I once did
Shakespeare in the Park
in a Houston summer.

312
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,679
It was much ado
about excessive pit sweat.

313
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:17,769
Luckily, we get a break
for a little bit

314
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,728
while he's making
a protein shake.

315
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,730
JAKE: Let the Jacked
Jacob Jake Jacobs

316
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,819
arm wrestling
competition begin.

317
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,473
Aw, break's over!

318
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,783
Let's do this.

319
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:36,092
Sweating and suffering
equals gains, bruh.

320
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,051
We have to stop him
before he gets hurt.

321
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,009
Go!

322
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:42,577
[IN SLOW MOTION]
Jake, no!

323
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,622
[IN SLOW MOTION]
You're not strong.

324
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:45,667
[IN SLOW MOTION] What?

325
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,410
[JAKE SHRIEKING]

326
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,241
Jake, are you okay?

327
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,069
Yeah, I'm fine.[STOMACH GRUMBLES]

328
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,897
Oh, protein shake's
coming back up.

329
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:09,821
Welcome, members,
to another gathering
of the Order of the Tush.

330
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:17,960
And welcome back
to our newest member,
Louella Dorcas.

331
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,310
[CHUCKLES] Really,
Lou is just fine.

332
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,359
I can't take this anymore.
I belong in this group.

333
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:28,057
And I have
the perfect-length
torso for a sash.

334
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:32,583
Tonight will be another
memorable evening.

335
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,498
Full of awe,
wonder, and...

336
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:38,154
And Destiny Baker!

337
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:40,548
Destiny, what are you doing?
You need to leave now.

338
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,811
I'm not leaving.
I want to be a member of
the Order of the Tush.

339
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:45,118
I was born to be
in the Order of the Tush.

340
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,424
What is the
Order of the Tush?

341
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:48,860
Destiny,
I am telling you,
you shouldn't be...

342
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:51,733
Actually,
I like this girl.

343
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,996
She's got moxie.

344
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,434
If you want in,
then Destiny
Showstopper Baker,

345
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:58,740
you are in.

346
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,265
Your middle name
is Showstopper?

347
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,484
Her dad
gave it to her,

348
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:06,139
knowing she'd be
a pageant star.

349
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,315
Our research department
is fast and accurate.

350
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,405
So I'm in?

351
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,103
BOTH: Ta-dow!

352
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,062
We also know
your catchphrase.

353
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,978
You may
join the circle.

354
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,502
Destiny,
I'm telling you,

355
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:22,938
you shouldn't be
a part of this.

356
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,114
Why not?
You made it
sound so cool.

357
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:27,508
Well, some things
should just stay secret.

358
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:28,900
Not today, Lou.

359
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:32,252
Today, Red Rover, Red Rover,
Destiny is coming over.

360
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:36,908
I really think...Let the games begin!

361
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,867
Yes. Show me
your secrets.

362
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,784
[MUSIC PLAYING]

363
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:47,049
Your secret
is musical chairs?

364
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,183
Yeah.

365
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:56,015
So this is just
a dorky club that
plays musical chairs?

366
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,234
No, we also play
Simon Says,

367
00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:01,368
Duck, Duck, Goose,
and Thursdays are
limbo nights.

368
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:02,760
My back is
gonna hate me.

369
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,895
But you said
you were doing
super cool things.

370
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,897
Musical chairs is cool.

371
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:12,161
It's good exercise
and keeps us up to date
on the newest bops.

372
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,469
But if you're
just a group
that plays games,

373
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:18,124
what's with
all the weird sashes
and being so secretive?

374
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:20,735
I don't know.
Dorks ba dorks.

375
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,607
I guess
when I found out

376
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,566
this club
wasn't all that cool,

377
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,263
I didn't want
to tell you.

378
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,135
Maybe for
a little while longer,

379
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,006
I just wanted to feel
like I could be a part
of something special.

380
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:33,704
Oh, Lou, I get it.

381
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,141
But you should have
just told me.

382
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:36,272
[MUSIC STOPS]

383
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:42,409
Destiny Baker,
you're out!

384
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:46,587
Would you mind
taking away
this chair for us?

385
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,679
Thanks.

386
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,550
Never mind.
You should have taken
this one to the grave.

387
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:54,334
I'm out.

388
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:56,727
Okay, party peeps.

389
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:59,469
Let's pump up
the jams again.
Hit it.

390
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,997
Jake, we're so sorry
we lied to you

391
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,390
and pretended
like you got stronger.

392
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,088
We just wanted to boost
your self-esteem.

393
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:10,915
It's okay.

394
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,091
I appreciate
what you did.

395
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,398
I guess I'm just never
going to be strong.

396
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:17,226
Look, that's not true.

397
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:19,141
Everyone's strong
in different ways.

398
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,534
It's not always with
just their muscles.

399
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,797
What do you mean?

400
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,407
You've got
plenty of strengths,

401
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:26,322
even if it's not about
being super strong.

402
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:30,544
You know what?
I think I do know
what you mean.

403
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:31,327
Good to hear, buddy.

404
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,548
Get back to the
table, Harold,

405
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,637
because I'm back
in beast mode, bruh.

406
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,336
No!Not what we meant.

407
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:46,081
Arm wrestling
is for wimps.

408
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,128
Real warriors
thumb wrestle.

409
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:50,607
Do they?

410
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,306
Jake, no,
he's too strong.

411
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:56,222
Prepare for battle.

412
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:59,486
One, two, three, four.
I declare a thumb war.

413
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,183
Five, six, seven, eight.

414
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,445
Try to keep
your thumb straight.

415
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:03,881
Go!

416
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,643
One, two, three!

417
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,602
I win!

418
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:30,212
He did it.Way to go!

419
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,258
How did you do that?
He's so strong.

420
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:35,478
Yeah, but like you said,
everyone is strong
in different ways.

421
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,437
For me, endless hours
of video gaming

422
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,308
has made my thumb
super fast and agile.

423
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:40,701
Great job, Jake.

424
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:43,182
Thanks. Life has
its ups and downs.

425
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,184
We call those
squats, bruh.

426
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,235
[SCOFFS]

427
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:56,412
You here to tell me
I'm not qualified
to sweep up this mess?

428
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:57,674
Because I've been
doing it for an hour,

429
00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,154
and you might
have a point.

430
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:03,767
Parker, I get
what's going on.

431
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:07,380
It's obvious you're mad
that I didn't ask you
to teach me how to tap dance.

432
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,251
I don't know what
you're talking about.

433
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,427
Oh. Then I guess
that was someone else

434
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,951
I heard doing paradiddles
while crying behind the barn.

435
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,823
Have you tried doing
that step on hay?

436
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,346
You'd cry, too!

437
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:20,697
Okay, I admit it.
I'm a little hurt.

438
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:21,742
I knew it.

439
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:24,440
Well, why wouldn't
you come to me

440
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:26,050
if you wanted to
learn how to dance?

441
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,269
I'm the czar.

442
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,314
Substitute czar.

443
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,533
Whatever.

444
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:33,144
What is it?
My personality?
My teaching style?

445
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,363
My shim-sham shimmy?

446
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:35,973
My shimmy is
a sham, isn't it?

447
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,325
No, you're good,
really good.

448
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:40,500
It's just that...

449
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,416
You're too good.

450
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:44,982
What? What are you
talking about?

451
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:48,769
I look up to you.

452
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,945
I don't mind
if I look silly in front
of a stranger,

453
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:53,252
but It's hard for me
to look silly

454
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,254
in front of somebody
whose opinion
I care about.

455
00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:59,258
Winnie, you should
never feel silly

456
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,911
about trying to
learn something new,

457
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:03,958
and you definitely
should never worry about
what I think of you.

458
00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:07,004
I shouldn't?No way!

459
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,571
Because you'll always
be great to me.

460
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,312
You're Wild
Winnie Webber, yo.

461
00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:14,229
Thanks, Parker

462
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,057
Okay. Okay.
I'll be your student.

463
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:17,537
Yes.

464
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:20,322
And I'm sorry
I hurt your feelings.

465
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,150
Is there any way
I can make this right?

466
00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:24,935
Let me answer
that question
with a question.

467
00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:26,807
Do you have a bow tie?

468
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:28,896
Let me answer your question
with a question.

469
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:30,680
I blew up my birdhouse.

470
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:34,293
That's not a question.
I'm just kind of proud of it.

471
00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:39,776
Jake, your side
of the cabin
is a filthy mess.

472
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,343
You've got
to clean it.

473
00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:43,519
Yep. You're keeping
your crystals
on my side of the room.

474
00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:46,305
And I don't believe in chi,
but something's shifting
and I don't like it.

475
00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:49,525
Remember, friends,

476
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:51,701
people are strong
in different ways.

477
00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:54,225
Some people are strong
in maintaining a cabin.

478
00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:56,358
Others, like me,
have super beef thumbs.

479
00:21:58,142 --> 00:21:59,143
Just make your bed, man.

480
00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:03,322
Hey, so I did
some research

481
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,149
about the shrieking
under your cabin,

482
00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:06,499
and it turns out
this ranch is built

483
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,370
on a cursed boneyard.

484
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:10,372
The wall between
the living and the dead
is pretty thin here,

485
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:13,332
so we're probably stuck
in a purgatory sitch.

486
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,812
Eh, I'll just
use earplugs.

487
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,994
Okay. Campfire's become
a bit of a free for all,
hasn't it?

488
00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:28,564
Ladies and gentlemen,
my new pupil, Winnie,
and I

489
00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:31,001
have been working
on this routine
the last couple of days.

490
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:32,394
We hope you enjoy it.

491
00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:35,354
[MUSIC PLAYING]

492
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:28,450
[ALL CHEERING]

493
00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:31,975
You guys were great.

494
00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:33,760
I had no idea you were
such a good dancer.

495
00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:35,631
Thanks.
I'm still learning.

496
00:23:35,675 --> 00:23:37,720
But with Parker's help,
I can't wait to see
how good I get.

497
00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:40,244
Just wait till you learn
my signature cane step.

498
00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:41,420
It'll change your life.

499
00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:48,078
Okay. You can't
just leave

500
00:23:48,122 --> 00:23:50,124
your birdhouses
sitting around outside.

501
00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:51,342
This one's on Jenny.

502
00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:57,392
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