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[Bird cawing in distance]

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[Shoes squeaking]

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[Footsteps approaching]

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- [Knocking on door]
- [Gasps]

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[Mr. Dowling] Excuse me, miss.
Is everything all right?

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Oh, yes, Mr. Dowling.

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I'm just taking notes
on your circa 1970's corner sink

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and the silver hardware
on your tiddly-widdly.

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[Soft piano playing]

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[Breathing deeply]

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[Grunting]

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- Swimmer? Is she?
- Swimmer. Yeah.

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Yes! She looks like it.

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- Shoulders.
- Yes.

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- Classic.
- Oh!

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- Oh, she was a beautiful dog.
- Oh, yeah.

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- [Chuckles]
- Oh!

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"Storms make trees take deeper roots."

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Oh, it's just a little Dolly Parton saying
that I find helpful.

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- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.

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What, so the roots nestle in?

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Yeah, like, um... you know?

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- And the trunk thickens up?
- Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah, I like that. [Chuckles]

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[Red] Ooh, um...

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You've got a lovely two-bed, one-bath,
one car time warp

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- and I have valued it highly.
- [Chuckles]

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So you will definitely get
your refinancing for your family.

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- Thank you.
- Look, I've gotta go. I'm just...

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I've got a big office party tonight,

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and I've gotta get dolled up
and, you know...

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But thank you so much
for sharing your life story.

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[Chuckles] It was my whole life story.

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- It really was. Yep.
- It's cathartic, sharing.

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[Sighs]

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[Upbeat music playing]

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Franny, I'm gonna have
to meet you in there.

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I've only just finished my last valuation.

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It's dress up.
You know you've got to dress up?

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I know. Yeah, I know, I know.

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- Well, who are you coming as?
- Who do you think?

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- Are you okay, red?
- Well, just... I can't run.

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My fitness is just not up there.

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["Jolene" by Dolly Parton begins playing]

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Whoopsie!

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[Song continues]

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[People laughing]

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[Indistinct chatter]

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- Hello, Dolly.
- G'day.

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Francis?

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[Laughing]

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I'm gonna kill you.

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I don't wanna be a joke, franny.

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I wanna be taken seriously,
for swear word's sake!

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I can't get anywhere
when I look ridiculous.

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Okay, well, the outfit doesn't help that.

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- Oh, come on red, loosen up.
- Don't tell me to loosen up.

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I am loose! I am loose!
I hate you right now.

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Well, do you wanna sneak out of here?

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- Well, I'm not a coward.
- Okay, so what are we doing?

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Come on.

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How do you feel?

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[Sighs] Well...

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Before you killed me,

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I was feeling like a, you know,

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frothy, talented, successful Dolly Parton.

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[Emcee] Okay, everybody, everybody!

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Welcome to the Presley property awards.

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And first up, our very special guest,

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the king himself, Elvis!

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J“ return to sender j“

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j“ return to sender j“

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j“ I gave a letter to the postman j“

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j“ he put it in his sack j“

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j“ bright and early next morning j“

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j“ he brought my letter back j“

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j“ she wrote upon it j“

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j“ return to sender j“

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j“ address unknown j“

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j“ no such numberj'

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j“ no such zone j“

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j“ and if it comes back
the very next day j“

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j“ then I'll understand j“

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j“ for writing on it j“

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j“ return to sender j“

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yeah. Yeah!

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J“ address unknown j“

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j“ no such numberj'

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j“ no such zone... j“

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the most outstanding valuer is... Lionel!

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[Cheers]

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Whoo!

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Thank you. Thank you.

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- I'm gonna get that next year.
- Mm-hmm.

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[Veronica] And the last award tonight
is a crowd-pleaser. Bit of fun.

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She's had a wobbly start to the job

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but I'm excited to announce
the office clown award goes to...

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- Raylene "red" Delaney.
- [Applause]

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I didn't know about this bit.

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[Veronica] And tonight,
she didn't disappoint.

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- [Whooping]
- [Cheering continues]

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- [Glass shatters]
- [Lionel] Oh, hello!

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- Didn't want that one!
- [Man] Taxi!

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- [Awkward chuckles]
- [Mic feedbacks]

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[Red] Um...

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It's my first award, ever.

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And I would like to thank my mom
for giving me this clown head.

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[Coughing]

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- J“ Jolene, Jolene j“
- [kids laughing]

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- J“ Jolene, Jolene... j“
- [feedback]

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[As Dolly] Well...
There are two kinds of people.

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Those who know how to have a good time...

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And those who are willin' to learn.

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For the second group,
let me introduce myself.

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My name is Dolly and I'm your teacher.

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Yee-ha!

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[Scattered whooping]

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I'd like to invite

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our esteemed boss, Forbes Presley,

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up onto the dance floor
with his beautiful wife.

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[Woman giggling]

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- Come on!
- [Man] Come on.

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[Scattered cheers and applause]

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I'd like to sing
a little somethin' for you.

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[Nails playing rhythm]

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["9 to 5" begins playing]

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J“ tumble out of bed
and I stumble to the kitchen j“

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j“ pour myself a cup of ambition j“

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j“ and yawn and stretch
and trying to get my fix j“

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j“ jump in the shower
and the blood starts pumpin' j“

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j“ out on the street
the traffic starts jumpin' j“

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j“ and folks like me on the job
from eight-thirty 'til six! J"

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j“ workin' nine to five,
what a way to make a livin' j“

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j“ barely gettin' by j“

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j“ it's all takin' and no givin' j“

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j“ they just use your mind j“

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j“ and they never give you credit j“

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j“ it's enough to drive you j“

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j“ crazy if you let it j“

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j“ nine to five j”

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j“ well, they've got you
where they want you j“

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j“ there's a better life j“

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j“ and you think about it, don't you j“

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j“ it's a rich man's game j“

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j“ no matter what they call it j“

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j“ and you spend your life j“

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j“ putting money in his wallet j“

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- [music continues]
- [Clapping and cheering]

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[Sighs]

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Kenny Rogers.

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- He's our most successful client.
- [Gasps]

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We're gearing up for his Australasia tour.

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Twin palms theatre, Hong Kong, et cetera.

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Oh, twin palms? My mom loves that theatre.
It's pretty impressive.

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Well, if his show sells out, we'll go
to the usa, which I'm gunning for.

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Oh, yeah.

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How long you been performing Dolly?

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Oh, no. Golly, no.

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Just mucking around. But, um...

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- Tonight was just an unfortunate mistake.
- Yeah, right.

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Well, it took guts,
especially with those people.

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It's the bland leading the bland in there.

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- No offense.
- [Laughter]

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I thought you did all right.

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Cheers.

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[Ep whistles]

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I'd watch that one.

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Kenny's performing
at the tamworth country music festival.

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You should come.

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- Oh, no.
- Bring Dolly.

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You know, only if you like being
an unfortunate mistake.

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Good night.

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[Laughing]

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Welcome to my own little Tennessee cabin.

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Oh, come on, baby. Come on.

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[Door closes]

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- Come on.
- [Heavy breathing]

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Okay.

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- Darling Dolly...
- Yeah?

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- You're a straight-up fantasy.
- Oh... okay.

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[Giggling]

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I gotta be honest with ya, Dolly.

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- I hate these orange pants.
- Oh.

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Take them off,
you'd be close to perfection.

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- Yeah, okay.
- Uh, shh, shh!

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As Dolly.

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Oh, howdy doody.

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- Well, my pants are comin' off.
- [Unzipping]

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[Red] Bathroom. Back in a sec.

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[Quirky music playing]

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[Doorknob rattling]

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[Exhales]

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- Raylene! Not on my beautiful grass!
- [Gasps]

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- [Continues urinating]
- [Mom groans]

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[Door opens, closes]

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[Viv] Who is that?

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Elvis Presley.

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[Viv] Oh, it was that good, was it?

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Mom, please stop looking me out.

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It's one o'clock in the morning.

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You chose to live in the garage.

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Bloody ridiculous.

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[Soft music playing]

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[As Dolly] There are two kinds of people.

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Those who know how to have a good time...

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And those who are just trying.
[Voice breaks]

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- [Mooing]
- [Soft music continues]

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[Birds chirping]

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Put your gown on.

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[Scoffs]

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Nothing wrong with being comfortable
in your skin, darling.

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Au nature/le.

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Just wish I looked
a little bit more professional.

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You are a beautiful sunburnt mushroom.

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Um, thanks, mom.

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It's not what I'm going for,
but... thanks.

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[Viv] Hurry up!

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[Yehoing]

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You're late. Hopeless.

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[Engine starts]

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[Red] I mean, look at her.

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All that nylon,
it'll make your snatch sick.

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Oh, come on.

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Well, they say natural perfection
isn't everything.

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Perfection is a bitch,
and do we have to be beautiful?

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Because it's not easy
and it's not my preference.

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[Francis grunts]

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Could I get a word, Raylene?

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Yes, you may.

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Just get my cup of ambition.

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- So?
- Who do you remind me of?

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- Scarlett Johansson.
- [Chuckles]

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- No.
- Hmm.

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Raylene, I...

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I have grounds to fire you
for sexual harassment.

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Sorry?

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Sexual harassment.

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["100% pure love"
by crystal waters playing]

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- 'Cause I was touching crotches?
- Many.

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[Song continues]

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#metoo. Too many crotches.

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["100% pure love" continues]

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I'm sorry. I've got
this impulse-control problem.

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No, it's not
just about last night, Raylene.

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Your behavior has been inappropriate
prior to last night, also.

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Listen, you're not bad at putting a value
on a property.

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It's just the whole rest of the job
that... you're a mess.

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You know, in business,
you need to need to be a shiny,

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00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:06,234
professional house-and-land package,
and you're like a...

252
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,444
- Converted garage?
- Yes.

253
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,697
Honestly, you don't really fit in
in any office, red.

254
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:15,076
I mean, you're late every single day.

255
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,204
You lost your driver's license
when half the job is driving,

256
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:21,165
and you had whiskey
with that little old lady at the auction.

257
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,834
But she was so lonely! She hadn't spoken
to anyone in two weeks!

258
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,837
If you wanna stay here,
you need to shut down.

259
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,465
- Shut myself down?
- Mm-hmm. Yep.

260
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,967
Tuck yourself in.

261
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,723
Okay, it's too much copper,
which is why we're red,

262
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,101
and why we're highly charged
and why we bleed lots.

263
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,871
It's like bed them, or Bury them alive
is what the ancient Egyptians used to do.

264
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,438
I don't care about your hair, red.

265
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:45,940
Please, Forbes.

266
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,694
I can fit in.

267
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,321
And I can tuck in. I can tuck right in

268
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,074
- and I'd never bring up the size of...
- You're fired.

269
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,868
You're like the love child
of Mick hucknall and Ronald McDonald,

270
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,120
if they banged.

271
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,622
- I quit.
- Excuse me?

272
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,125
This is a circus and you're the freak.

273
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,918
You can't fire me, because I quit!

274
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,128
Shit.

275
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:10,464
- Ooh! Ooh, shit! Oh!
- {Gasps}

276
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,552
tuck that shit in!

277
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,517
["The great pretender"
by Dolly Parton playing]

278
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,398
[Man grunts]

279
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,405
[Song continues]

280
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,347
[Train bell ringing]

281
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,397
[Brakes squealing]

282
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,484
["Blue smoke" by Dolly Parton playing]

283
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,913
[Lively chatter]

284
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,171
[Song continues]

285
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,342
- [Crowd cheering]
- ["Tulsa turnaround" intro playing]

286
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:47,853
J“ Omaha honey
had a hold on a hell of a thing j“

287
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:54,276
j“ down in a hollo, every evening
you can hear her sing j“

288
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:59,073
j“ she said funky, but showed me
the Tulsa turnaround j“

289
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:02,159
j“ stepped on my toes,
turned me on and turned me down j“

290
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,286
j“ fit me like a hand in a glove j“

291
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:09,542
- j“ taught me how to love, y'all j“
- I love you!

292
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,294
Come back over! I love you!

293
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,380
[Instrumental break]

294
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,222
This one. This one's for Trudy.

295
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,849
[Woman 2] And this one too!

296
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,018
[Cheenng]

297
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,314
[Red] Dolly, where do I start?

298
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,234
I mean, she's old school,
but she's new school relevant.

299
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:38,946
She's funny and successful
and smart and talented,

300
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:41,949
but she's heartbreaking and she's a poet.

301
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:45,578
But she knows who she is, you know?
She's just like that...

302
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,580
Little bit of hope holding up humanity.

303
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,040
- Well, at least, my humanity.
- Mm-hmm.

304
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,460
Why are you teeth?

305
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,003
- Real name's Annie.
- Huh.

306
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,548
But I got my nickname 'cause I had
a set of teeth growing in my ovaries.

307
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,051
[Laughing]

308
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,429
- Every time.
- What?!

309
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,222
[Teeth continues laughing]

310
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:09,268
Hey, we're casting for a new Dolly
at the moment for Kenny's show,

311
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,688
to boost his image and ticket sales.

312
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:16,442
And I'm submitting you as my number one.

313
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,987
- What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- There's a Dolly stand-up gig on tonight.

314
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,447
Yeah. Come on.

315
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,533
It's gonna be a tough crowd.
Let's see what you're made of.

316
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,662
[Soft music playing]

317
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:34,542
Oh, wow!

318
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,087
All right. [Chuckles]

319
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:40,466
Makeup's a little extra.
Thanks, tay—tay, you squeaky mouse.

320
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,468
You said do my best. Best.

321
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:45,387
Oh, no. Oh, no, is it too much?

322
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,682
- Is it too much?
- No, it's-it's-it's fine.

323
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,810
It's fine. We don't have time.

324
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,937
Plus, Kenny's here.

325
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:56,524
Don't worry. You don't have
to sing, just banter.

326
00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:59,276
I don't think this is such a good idea.
I feel car sick.

327
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,028
No, no, listen. Come on, remember.

328
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,697
It's about the audience
and their nostalgia, right?

329
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:06,242
It is more about them and less about you.

330
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,410
- Okay.
- Yeah? Like you did at that office party.

331
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,329
Unless you want to go back
to a boring 9-to-5?

332
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,766
- I really don't. I really don't.
- No, 'cause you'd neck yourself,

333
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,708
- and I'd probably help you. Now...
- Thank you.

334
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,253
- Thanks.
- Let me look at you.

335
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,131
Well, mate, you're a beautiful hot mess.

336
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,384
But the time is now.

337
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,593
Pony up.

338
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,847
- You can do it.
- Attagirl!

339
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:31,016
["Dumb blonde" by Dolly Parton playing]

340
00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,785
[Taylor] Welcome, Dolly!

341
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,662
[Audience cheering]

342
00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:52,997
Best of luck.

343
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:56,458
- Howdy.
- [Indistinct cheers]

344
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:01,005
I've gotta be honest,
this is my first time properly.

345
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:03,215
- [Heckler] We'll be gentle!
- [Whooping]

346
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,718
- [Man] Howdy, Dolly!
- [Indistinct chatter]

347
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,219
Well, look at you all.

348
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:10,222
[Heckler] Thanks, doll. We'd rather
be looked at than overlooked.

349
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:11,932
[Audience cheering and whooping]

350
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,606
[Indistinct chatter]

351
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,610
Well, I really...

352
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:25,946
I really patterned my look
from a serious place.

353
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:30,284
From a country girl's idea of glamour
after what they call the town tramp.

354
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:31,785
[Cheering and whistling]

355
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:36,248
In a country town, a mountain town,
there's always a few loose women.

356
00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:38,459
- That's me!
- [Crowd agreeing]

357
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:42,838
And she had this beautiful peroxide hair
piled on her head,

358
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,423
red nails, high heeled shoes

359
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:47,146
and I just thought she was the prettiest
thing that I've ever seen.

360
00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:48,761
[Wolf whistles]

361
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:51,764
But my mama, she said
that she ain't nothin' but trash.

362
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:55,726
And I thought, "that's what I wanna be,
mama. I wanna be trash!"

363
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:58,479
[Loud cheering]

364
00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:01,565
Opinionated mamas, we've all got 'em,
burning in our ears.

365
00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:05,235
But thank you so much for listening, boys.

366
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:09,615
One piece of advice: Always act
like it's raining and wear your rubbers.

367
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,617
[Loud cheering]

368
00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:16,372
Thank you and good night!

369
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,376
- Doll.
- Hey!

370
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,712
I may look like a man,
but inside I'm a lady.

371
00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:26,382
[Red whooping]

372
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,343
Hey, you did pretty good.

373
00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:31,178
Hey, who's that guy with Kenny?

374
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:32,930
He looks like Neil diamond.

375
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:36,350
That's my boss, Wilson stone.
He runs genuine copy management.

376
00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,995
- I didn't wanna freak you out.
- I freaked anyway. I mean, I freaked!

377
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,104
No, but you were fine.

378
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,374
I gotta get Kenny back to the hotel,
but make sure you call me.

379
00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:43,875
- I'll call you. Thanks.
- You did well.

380
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:45,067
[Sighs]

381
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,151
I need a drink.

382
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:49,154
Hey, franny, I'm staying at this motel

383
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,365
with this huge golden guitar...

384
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,449
- Hey!
- Evening, Dolly.

385
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:54,201
This huge golden guitar at the front

386
00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,763
and I just performed as Dolly,
but I didn't touch any crotches.

387
00:24:56,787 --> 00:25:00,582
And I've got this new friend
who grew teeth in her ovaries.

388
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,876
Okay. See ya, bye!

389
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,173
[Giggles, laughs]

390
00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:09,591
[Burps, giggles]

391
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,475
[Knocking on door]

392
00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:20,644
[Knocking louder]

393
00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:22,021
Come in.

394
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:29,069
Buddy! You get fired from work,

395
00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:32,239
you're five hours out of town with a woman
with teeth in her vagina.

396
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:35,284
Call me crazy,
but terror ran through my brain.

397
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,661
You're a silly Billy Willy villy.

398
00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:41,248
- Get up.
- Help me.

399
00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:43,333
Oh, yeah, that's good. That's good.

400
00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:47,087
- Come on, red, get in the shower.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my feet!

401
00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:51,633
This drag queen
had the prettiest boob job.

402
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,528
- [Francis] Do not get bolt-onsl
- I'm just saying!

403
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,387
I'm just saying. What a professional!

404
00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:57,473
- [Birds chirping]
- [Music playing]

405
00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:04,146
- [Francis] I smell Sunday roast chicken!
- It's hormone-free!

406
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,231
Can't have my men growing breasts.

407
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:08,108
- Red.
- Hey, gramps.

408
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,027
Ooh, bathroom!

409
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:13,155
Where have you been?

410
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,282
Francis' couch.

411
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,452
Just 'cause you're old enough,
doesn't mean...

412
00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:20,370
[All] That I stop being your mom!

413
00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:25,167
Oh, franny, did you win that award,
darling? I forgot to ask.

414
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,252
- Nope.
- Maybe next year.

415
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:30,672
- Or red might even get the award.
- I will!

416
00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:32,216
- You got fired.
- [Mom gasps]

417
00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:35,094
You got fired? Again?

418
00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,179
I didn't. Mom, calm down.

419
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,432
Well, it's not exactly
soothing information.

420
00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:42,726
It's nothing. It's just a career glitch.

421
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:44,436
Oh, sorry, red quit.

422
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,147
- She quit.
- You got fired and quit?

423
00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:50,025
But in the same day? Well, that's new.

424
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:53,529
You know, in all my career,
I have never lost a job.

425
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,156
I've always been a high achiever.

426
00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:00,410
I've had rounds of ivf
and then being a single mom.

427
00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:02,121
Very creative.

428
00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,957
I've managed to have my cake,

429
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,626
decorate it and eat it, so to speak.

430
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:10,212
I just boggle at you.

431
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,506
I know!

432
00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:16,135
You can work with me
at the royal blind society.

433
00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:19,513
You could move back in here,
we can rent out the garage...

434
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,515
Mom, I'm not moving back in here.

435
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:24,059
- I'm perfectly capable myself.
- Are you?

436
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:27,354
'Cause I'd say
it's been quite the journey so far.

437
00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:29,731
What are you going to do?

438
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:34,653
Well, I'll tell ya, she is...

439
00:27:37,239 --> 00:27:40,033
She's gonna tell you
that franny and I are dating.

440
00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:44,663
- See? Partner, mom. Ticked that box.
- Oh! Oh...

441
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:45,914
That's the news to focus on.

442
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:51,128
Oh, my darlings!

443
00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:52,880
[Nervous laughter]

444
00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:01,555
- Where are you going?
- Obviously, to yours.

445
00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:03,724
I just need a frickin' minute.

446
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:08,770
Just a minute to work out me and my career
thing without everyone's 50 cents.

447
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:14,651
So Dolly... is moving in with you.

448
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:17,529
[Sighs]

449
00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:19,448
- [Lively music playing]
- [Francis exclaims]

450
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:20,866
She's bright.

451
00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:22,159
She's bubbly.

452
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,619
Real fonnard.

453
00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:26,288
Nipples to the sky.

454
00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:29,041
And be confident.

455
00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:31,168
[Laughing]

456
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,676
Three bras does the trick.

457
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,345
Hello, Kenny, my name is Dolly.

458
00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:45,265
Kenny, you're so hot.

459
00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,850
I will always love you.

460
00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:49,645
Oh, man, she's so hard! Dolly's so hard!

461
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:53,065
I'll love you too,
if you keep your ass so tight.

462
00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:55,150
Should've gone with Britney Spears
or something.

463
00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:58,695
Cool bowie!

464
00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:05,327
So teeth is taking me to this secret club,

465
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,663
and, hopefully I'll win over
her boss somehow,

466
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,915
and he'll take me on as Kenny's Dolly.

467
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:14,753
Okay, so just a reminder that your track
record with bosses or any authority ever

468
00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:19,675
is not great, so try and be a bit more
Dolly and less red, when negotiating.

469
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,885
Or even charming him.

470
00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:25,180
'Cause you're gonna need cash to pay off
the credit debt you just cranked up.

471
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:28,350
Yeah, well, big stars
of the copy world make good coin.

472
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,811
This isn't a game to me. This is business.

473
00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:36,191
Franny, can you help me?
I can't do anything with these nails.

474
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:37,276
Well, just...

475
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:42,781
Hang on.

476
00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:45,826
My name is Dolly. Ain't you cute?
Ain't you sweet?

477
00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,745
- Is this right?
- Ain't you it? Okay, do it up.

478
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:51,915
Hurry, franny! Come on, I'm running late!

479
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:54,418
- [Zips up]
- [Francis grunts]

480
00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:57,546
- And I got it.
- Okay. How do I look?

481
00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:00,632
Ain't you a squeezy bag of peaches?

482
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:08,807
[Sighs]

483
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,892
[Soft music playing]

484
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,063
[Scoffs]

485
00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,588
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I'm late.

486
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,190
You have to knock that out of you, mate,

487
00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,318
'cause my time is no less
valuable than yours, all right?

488
00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:44,885
And ease up on the "sorries."

489
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,012
Dolly would do one tough "sorry"
and that's it.

490
00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:48,095
Sorry.

491
00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:54,269
- Ready to be Dolly?
- Yeah.

492
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:55,687
- [Teeth knocking]
- {Giggles}

493
00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:57,898
- that wig is so much better.
- Thank you.

494
00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:59,941
You get one shot with Wilson
so don't mess it up.

495
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:01,193
Okay.

496
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,905
[Barb] It's cocktail hour
with the one and only,

497
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:07,240
Ms. Ton veese!

498
00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:09,034
[Cheenng]

499
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,745
[Jazzy music playing]

500
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:36,728
[Wilson] I told you, I've got a Streisand
back in the states.

501
00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:38,230
I don't need another, darling.

502
00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:40,690
Sorry to interrupt. Dolly, this is Wilson.

503
00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:45,028
Wilson, Dolly performed in tamworth,
remember, in drag?

504
00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:50,534
Take me back to Vegas
with you, Neil diamond.

505
00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:51,743
[Scattered applause]

506
00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:56,706
Always with a kiss.

507
00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:07,759
[Audience cheering]

508
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,276
"I will always love you."

509
00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:25,819
[Giggles]

510
00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:27,112
Really?

511
00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:32,951
Good move not selling that song to Elvis,
making a packet with Whitney Houston.

512
00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,746
[Jazzy music continues]

513
00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:43,670
[Applause and cheering]

514
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:48,592
[Barb] Ladies and gentlemen,
keep that applause going

515
00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:51,428
for your favorite master of ceremonies,

516
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:54,055
the one, the only, Elvis!

517
00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,187
Come on, baby.

518
00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:01,646
Come on.

519
00:33:04,441 --> 00:33:08,195
[Ep] Isn't she a sweetie? Ms. Ton veese!

520
00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:11,239
Can I have another round
of applause for her, please?

521
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:13,742
[Cheers and applause]

522
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,368
[Ep] Oh, hello!

523
00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:17,579
Norma Jean.

524
00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:19,498
Later.

525
00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:21,666
We got a fabulous show
for you here tonight.

526
00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:23,585
We're gonna be following up
with lady gaga.

527
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,170
[Cheers, whistling]

528
00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:30,091
And miss Amy winehouse, so please
hang on to your drinks, your wigs.

529
00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:32,511
- One time.
- We're gonna have a great time tonight.

530
00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:33,678
Going to the ladies.

531
00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:42,646
[Soft music playing]

532
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,902
[Copy] Hey, Wilson! How's it going?

533
00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:56,701
[Door closes]

534
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:01,039
[Heartbeats]

535
00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:13,885
J“ touch a man who can't walk upright j“

536
00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:18,765
j“ and that lame man he gonna fly j“

537
00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:23,228
j“andlflyj“

538
00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:24,813
j“ yeah j“

539
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:30,151
j“andlflyj“

540
00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:31,611
j“ Holly holy... j“

541
00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:32,988
shit!

542
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,406
You sound amazing.

543
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,592
- I was trying...
- I'm a woman.

544
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:39,119
- Not a drag act.
- Good for you.

545
00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:42,163
I'll tell Kenny. He was wondering.

546
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:44,874
I want to make a living doing this.

547
00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:48,587
You and every other tribute performer.
Doesn't mean it's a good idea.

548
00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:53,425
Give me a chance!

549
00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:56,761
Whatever happened
to a good old-fashioned chance?

550
00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:59,264
They got phased out in the '80s.

551
00:35:01,391 --> 00:35:06,021
I have genuine copies,
not copies of copies.

552
00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:10,817
Do you breathe, sleep and eat Dolly?

553
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,235
It's hard work, okay?

554
00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:16,239
From every small, demeaning gig
to the biggest venues.

555
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:21,620
And you strike me as someone
who doesn't stick to things, right?

556
00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:25,457
Yeah, I thought so.

557
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,919
This is where I belong.

558
00:35:30,003 --> 00:35:34,549
I feel at home here.
This is what I'm supposed to be doing.

559
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:37,636
I mean, I've idolized Dolly
since I was a kid.

560
00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:40,972
Please, Wilson.

561
00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:42,515
- Man, please!
- Hey!

562
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,226
Dolly don't beg.

563
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:48,313
No begging. I'm sorry. No sorries.

564
00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:51,858
No sorries, no beggin'.

565
00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,998
[As Dolly] I would've been tall
if I didn't get bunched up at the top.

566
00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:05,705
J“ baby, I'm burnin', outta control j“

567
00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:08,416
j“ baby, I'm burnin', body and soul j“

568
00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:22,555
[Chuckles]

569
00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:26,226
You're weird enough, I'll give you that.

570
00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:28,937
We need more dollies in the world.

571
00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:36,486
["Modern love" by David bowie playing]

572
00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:37,654
Listen to me.

573
00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:41,574
I've got someone else in mind
for Kenny's tour, but...

574
00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:46,204
I like the '80s,
so I'm gonna throw you a bone.

575
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,958
Show me what you're made of.

576
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,043
["Modern love" continues playing]

577
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:58,464
[Francis] Hey, I grabbed
your favorite power juice.

578
00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:02,804
Did I tell you I saw Katy Perry
making out with Katy Perry?

579
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,597
Well, I wanna see the katies.

580
00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:06,641
Not until I'm a pro, and not at the club,

581
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:10,228
'cause you're not a copy,
or a manager, or a celebrity.

582
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,188
Yeah. You wouldn't fit in.

583
00:37:12,272 --> 00:37:15,692
These people are so wonderfully unique.

584
00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:21,156
Can you try and keep Dolly
tucked into just one corner of the house?

585
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,700
- Don't wait up!
- You're welcome.

586
00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:26,411
[Music playing]

587
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,414
[Teeth] So if you just stick
to the script, yeah?

588
00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:31,624
Honoring the incredible work of iconic
Australian actor Jack Thompson,

589
00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:32,810
then you sing your Jack song

590
00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:33,994
- and then you're off.
- Yeah.

591
00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:36,504
[Teeth] George, the Minogue sisters
are stuck together.

592
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:39,174
[Kylie] Hang on, dannii.

593
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:42,260
If I pull down and you pull sideways,
it might work.

594
00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:46,097
Kylie and dannii were supposed to do
a spot with Elvis and introduce Dolly.

595
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:49,726
Dolly, you buffer with Elvis.
Remember, banter is your forte.

596
00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:51,853
[Dolly] No, no, I can't do that.
I can't improvise.

597
00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:53,748
- [Teeth] Yes. Yes, you can.
- I have to prepare.

598
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:56,065
- Let's go.
- What do I say?

599
00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:58,568
Now you two, I'm gonna push you out.

600
00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:00,713
There's gonna be a lot of people
coming through here.

601
00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:03,531
[Cheers and applause]

602
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:06,910
Thank you very much. Thank you very much,
everybody. Thank you very much.

603
00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:09,454
Who's wearing a wig tonight?
Who's wearing a wig?

604
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:14,417
Oh, Madonna darlin',
you look so pretty there.

605
00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:17,003
I'm just not so sure about your hair.

606
00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:19,798
You take it down,
you'd be close to perfect.

607
00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:21,883
May I come down there
and give you a kiss, ma'am?

608
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,843
Thank you, ma'am. Thank you.

609
00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:25,845
You've got to improvise Dolly.
You've got this.

610
00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:27,514
Damn straight I do.

611
00:38:28,515 --> 00:38:30,517
[Audience cheering]

612
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:35,271
[As Dolly] Why, howdy, Elvis?

613
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:39,818
Ladies and gents. Dollars and cents.

614
00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,736
- [Ep] Hello, Dolly, look at you.
- Please do.

615
00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:45,073
- I'd rather be looked at than overlooked.
- Ooh!

616
00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:48,284
Madonna, don't listen to Elvis.

617
00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:50,578
I don't like to be like everybody else.

618
00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:52,789
That's the easiest thing
in the world to do.

619
00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:54,082
Love you, Dolly!

620
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,460
But you ain't
the real deal now, are you, Dolly?

621
00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:59,879
Nothin' real about me, but my heart.

622
00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,840
- [Man whoops]
- [Ep] I've seen you perform.

623
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:03,216
I ain't so sure.

624
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:06,052
I've seen you perform, too, Elvis.

625
00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:08,179
- [Audience laughing]
- That's right.

626
00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:12,183
All men come back for an encore
and a standing ovation,

627
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,060
but you weren't even standing.

628
00:39:14,143 --> 00:39:16,396
Thank you very much, Dolly.
Thank you very much.

629
00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:17,856
Thank you. Miss Dolly Parton here.

630
00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:20,059
- Thank you very much.
- Has he left the building yet?

631
00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:23,236
I'm just kiddin'. Isn't he a sweetie,
ladies and gentlemen?

632
00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:25,780
Now, we've got a very special guest
here tonight,

633
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:28,908
and I've got a little song
for my friend, Jack.

634
00:39:28,992 --> 00:39:32,203
- [Cheering]
- ["Applejack" intro playing]

635
00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:36,165
J“ play a song for me,
apple Jack, apple Jack j“

636
00:39:36,249 --> 00:39:40,378
j“ play a song for me and I'll sing j“

637
00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:44,424
j“ play a song for me,
apple Jack, apple Jack j“

638
00:39:44,507 --> 00:39:49,220
j“play a song, let your banjo ring j“

639
00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:51,639
all right, the guest spot in Kenny's show,

640
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:55,226
starting with five appearances
at the orchard oriental.

641
00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:57,270
My cut is 35%.

642
00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:58,229
- Twenty.
- Thirty.

643
00:39:58,313 --> 00:39:59,898
Done, with a cut of the merch.

644
00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:03,401
We don't have merch but, you know what?
Actually, that's a very good idea.

645
00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:04,986
Okay, what do you think?

646
00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:07,071
Dolly says,

647
00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:10,366
[as Dolly] You'll never do a whole lot
unless you're brave enough to try.

648
00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:13,369
All right, Dolly, pack your bags.

649
00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:15,580
Sunday, you're going to Hong Kong, baby.

650
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:16,873
Yeah!

651
00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:18,958
[Uplifting music playing]

652
00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:21,210
[Squealing]

653
00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:24,213
[Wilson] Watch the bar. Watch the bar!

654
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:28,509
Are you gonna come out of the closet
to viv before you fly?

655
00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:31,888
Franny, don't take the piss.
I'm nervous enough as it is.

656
00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:33,932
Come on, this is one bed, one bath.

657
00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:35,683
I'm busting my ass right now.

658
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,143
Old self has gone.

659
00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:39,520
I've torn down the fibro,
chucked out the asbestos

660
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,314
and the new brick has gone up.

661
00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:45,151
I'm a better house.
Not ready to be appraised just yet.

662
00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:48,863
Hong Kong is a big deal.
They're going to start paying me well.

663
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:51,115
Yeah, that's what I'm saying!
It's a professional job.

664
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:53,451
You can stop covering up.
Viv will be proud.

665
00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:57,914
Do you think she might be mildly proud?

666
00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:00,959
It's a great mother's day gift.

667
00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:02,085
Hmm...

668
00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:05,838
She does love her garden
more than she loves me.

669
00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:07,715
That could be true.

670
00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:10,677
[Grunting playfully]

671
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,303
Oh, franny, don't.

672
00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,900
Well, I've got some news.

673
00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:28,194
Oh, here we go. Brace for it.

674
00:41:28,277 --> 00:41:31,322
- I've got some news, too.
- [Red] Hmm?

675
00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:32,991
But you go first. Go on.

676
00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:37,203
I sold one of my macramé thingies
to a lady at work! [Gasps]

677
00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:40,331
Congrats, mom. Is she blind?

678
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,167
Well, yes.

679
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,086
And...

680
00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:46,838
I've started online dating.

681
00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:48,840
- Whoa.

682
00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:50,383
Must be two decades since you...

683
00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:52,051
Okay, dad. Thanks.

684
00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:54,721
Yes, I'm pretty proud of myself.

685
00:41:54,804 --> 00:41:56,431
Very modern of me.

686
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,434
Well, my news, also modern...

687
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:02,395
- Job.
- [Viv gasps] Oh, fabulous!

688
00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:05,481
Oh, I couldn't bear another embarrassing
career song and dance.

689
00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:12,488
I'm a Dolly Parton impersonator.

690
00:42:14,157 --> 00:42:16,159
[Laughing]

691
00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:26,961
Okay, I mean, we all know
how much you love her,

692
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,756
but people are gonna pay to see you
do that, are they?

693
00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:30,882
- Yes!
- [Viv laughing]

694
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:33,301
As much as people pay
for your cock'n'ball thingoes.

695
00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:38,097
I manage to be normal, thank you, darling,

696
00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:42,143
while you're off on some wild,
sequined goose chase

697
00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:43,936
that isn't going to end well.

698
00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:46,939
They're flying me to Hong Kong
tonight for a gig

699
00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:49,692
with the world's best Kenny Rogers
impersonator.

700
00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:54,113
And we're performing at this really
posh hotel for a whole week!

701
00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:56,991
Much to your surprise, mom,
I'm not an idiot

702
00:42:57,075 --> 00:43:00,161
and it will end well if it kills me.
Dolly or dead!

703
00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:05,750
So... end of discussion.

704
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,005
["Jolene" by Dolly Parton begins]

705
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,401
[Song fades]

706
00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:36,614
You're enough.

707
00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:40,868
This'll probably be your last job.
You'll never work again.

708
00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,746
You're enough. You're gonna be fine.

709
00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:47,416
- [Teeth] Starting!
- I'm farting too, constantly.

710
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:48,584
Must be the plane food.

711
00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:50,461
What? I said starting!

712
00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:54,173
Oh golly, golly, golly!
I wish we had more time to prepare.

713
00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:58,219
[Kenny, distantly]
J“ you gotta know when to hold em j“

714
00:43:58,302 --> 00:44:01,389
j“ know when to fold em j“

715
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,975
j“ know when to walk away j“

716
00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:05,309
j“ know when to run j“

717
00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:08,813
j“ you never count your money j“

718
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,232
j“ when you're sittin' at the table j“

719
00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:14,443
j“ they'll be time enough for countin' j“

720
00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:16,362
j“ when the dealin's done. J“

721
00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:17,947
[cheering and applause]

722
00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:19,949
- [Ufinafing]
- [Sighs]

723
00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:22,869
[Gasps, screams]

724
00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:24,537
[Continues screaming]

725
00:44:27,456 --> 00:44:33,462
I gotta tell you, folks, this next song
is one of my all-time favorites.

726
00:44:33,546 --> 00:44:35,386
- Might be singing it by himself.
- God, Kenny.

727
00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:36,799
[Kenny] I promised you a surprise.

728
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:42,263
[Gasps] Oh, no, no!

729
00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:44,891
Oh, I'm such an idiot.

730
00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:48,954
- ["Islands in the stream" intro playing]
- [Scattered applause]

731
00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:53,065
Faroufl

732
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:57,403
j“ baby, when I met you
there was peace unknown j“

733
00:44:57,486 --> 00:44:59,197
- there she is.
- Hey. Okay.

734
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,032
- What happened?
- It's fine.

735
00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:03,177
- It's not fine.
- It's not fine. Where are you other wigs?

736
00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:05,220
- In my dressing room.
- Jeez, well, we don't have time...

737
00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:06,746
- Go. Go!
- It's fine. It's fine.

738
00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:08,140
- I know.
- It's not fine. You look crazy.

739
00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:09,600
- Okay.
- Look, just get it together, okay?

740
00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:11,018
- Okay. Okay.
- Remember to hold his hand.

741
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,251
- Hold his hand.
- Be Dolly.

742
00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:16,255
J“ you do somethin' to me
that I can't explain j“

743
00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:20,593
j“ hold me closer and I feel no pain j“

744
00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:26,933
j“ now there's do, do, do, do,
do, do, do, dup, do, do... j“

745
00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:32,021
j“ tender love is blind j“

746
00:45:32,104 --> 00:45:35,066
j“ it requires a dedication j“

747
00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:38,527
- smile and get it together now.
- This sexy man makes a girl speechless.

748
00:45:38,611 --> 00:45:39,654
[Audience cheering]

749
00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:42,990
J“ we can ride it together, ah-ha j“

750
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:47,245
- j“ making love with each other, ah-ha j“
- [audience clapping along]

751
00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,498
J“ islands in the stream j“

752
00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:52,500
j“ that is what we are j“

753
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,877
j“ no one in between j“

754
00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:56,295
j“ how can we be wrong j“

755
00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:58,881
- a stream is a small body of water.
- I know.

756
00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:00,716
There's no way an island fits in a stream.

757
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:01,801
I know.

758
00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:06,514
J“ and we rely on each other, ah-ha j“

759
00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:10,601
j“ from one lover to another, ah-ha. J“

760
00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:18,693
- [Song ends]
- [Light applause]

761
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:21,612
Thank you very much.
You have been a wonderful audience!

762
00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:23,531
- Thank you very much!
- [Cheering]

763
00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:29,495
And thank you too the divine Dolly Parton.

764
00:46:29,578 --> 00:46:32,123
Well, thank you for havin' me, Kenny.

765
00:46:38,004 --> 00:46:39,714
Shall we sing it one more time?

766
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,300
What do you say, folks?
Let-let-let's sing it one more time.

767
00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:45,136
Hey, Dolly, my little star,
get back up here!

768
00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,220
- Come on!
- Okay.

769
00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,306
Enunciate. Okay.

770
00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:50,599
J“ islands in the stream j“

771
00:46:50,683 --> 00:46:52,351
j“ that is what we are j“

772
00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:55,146
j“ no one in between j“

773
00:46:55,229 --> 00:46:57,356
j“ how can we be wrong? J“

774
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,692
j“ sail away with me j“

775
00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:02,028
j“ to another world j“

776
00:47:02,111 --> 00:47:06,699
j“ and we rely on each other, ah-ha j“

777
00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:11,829
j“ from one lover to another, ah-ha. J“

778
00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:14,498
[Kenny] I'm laying there,
covered in makeup.

779
00:47:14,582 --> 00:47:16,751
- Glitter on my face...
- Glitter?

780
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:17,877
And I hear...

781
00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:20,129
[Knocking on table]

782
00:47:21,922 --> 00:47:24,175
In walks Wilson,

783
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:28,346
Mr. Kenny Rogers himself, and he says:

784
00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:33,017
[As Kenny] "Well, you do me
better than I do me."

785
00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:35,811
I'd love that. I'd love that.

786
00:47:35,895 --> 00:47:38,022
And then he goes...

787
00:47:38,105 --> 00:47:40,024
"'World's best'.

788
00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:43,027
- You keep the dream alive, boy."
- [Squeals]

789
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:47,031
[Kenny breathes deeply]

790
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,493
Well, his...

791
00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:55,414
His music touched me deeply
when I was growing up.

792
00:47:55,498 --> 00:47:56,498
Mm-hmm.

793
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:58,584
And I looked like him.

794
00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:01,253
- And he chose me.
- Mm-hmm.

795
00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:04,340
It's been my clear callin' all of my life.

796
00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:10,554
Well, now he's gone,
it's just me and, uh...

797
00:48:12,932 --> 00:48:13,808
Dolly.

798
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,893
[Percussive music playing]

799
00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:23,526
- Oh, Dolly.
- Oh, Kenny.

800
00:48:27,863 --> 00:48:29,990
Get em off. Get em off.

801
00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:36,956
- Oh, Kenny!
- [Exhales sharply]

802
00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:38,541
[Surprised] Oh, Kenny!

803
00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:41,001
- Oh, Dolly.
- Oh, Kenny!

804
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:45,464
- Oh, Dolly! Oh, Dolly!
- [Panting]

805
00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:46,924
[With effort] Oh, Dolly!

806
00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:49,552
- Oh, Dolly!
- Oh, Kenny!

807
00:48:49,635 --> 00:48:50,886
[Dolly gasps]

808
00:48:50,970 --> 00:48:52,388
[Squealing]

809
00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:59,061
[Soft music playing]

810
00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:27,673
I've got presents!

811
00:49:27,756 --> 00:49:29,300
I'm so sorry I didn't call, franwa.

812
00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:32,636
It's just Hong Kong was just full on,
but it was amazing.

813
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,722
[Singing silly melody]

814
00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:47,443
This Kenny Rogers impersonator
is such a professional.

815
00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:48,526
What's his name?

816
00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:52,364
Um, coincidentally, it's Kenny.

817
00:49:53,449 --> 00:49:54,909
His name is Kenny?

818
00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:00,247
Did you two get it on?

819
00:50:03,209 --> 00:50:06,253
- Mm...
- Good for you, mate.

820
00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:08,964
At least one of us is getting laid.

821
00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:11,048
Bring him to Sunday roast,
so we can all judge him.

822
00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:12,968
- Mm... [chuckles]
- I'm kidding.

823
00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:16,680
Let's not jump ahead, franny.
But he does bring out the best in me.

824
00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:20,559
If I were an impersonator,

825
00:50:20,643 --> 00:50:22,436
- I'd wanna be...
- Yeah, who would you be?

826
00:50:25,606 --> 00:50:26,941
I'd be you.

827
00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:28,734
As if you could be me?

828
00:50:28,817 --> 00:50:30,045
[As red] "Because I blink a lot.

829
00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:31,789
Because it's really intense,
living my life.

830
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:34,782
Because I've got really full-on hair
and it's really full-on and hard,

831
00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:36,367
but some people just fly to Hong Kong

832
00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:38,536
and then you just become
the most perfect Dolly.

833
00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:39,828
Perfect Dolly."

834
00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:44,416
I'm actually making a career out of this.

835
00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,168
Yeah, I know.

836
00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:49,922
But you can't just be a cardboard cutout
of an impersonator.

837
00:50:50,005 --> 00:50:51,549
- I'm not.
- I'm just saying,

838
00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:53,551
you've gotta bring more to it
than a blonde wig

839
00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:55,511
and a bra full of socks, right?

840
00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:58,847
Creatively. Emotionally, socially.

841
00:50:58,931 --> 00:51:01,475
I am bringing more.

842
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:03,978
[Distant moaning]

843
00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:16,365
It's fibro walls.
You should start looking at rentals.

844
00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:22,705
Also, have you spoken to your mom yet?

845
00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:27,626
I'm wondering if I should
break up with you or what?

846
00:51:27,710 --> 00:51:30,421
Um, yeah, urn...

847
00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:32,715
Tell her that I broke up with you

848
00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:35,634
- because... I couldn't commit.
- Open up?

849
00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:37,720
Yeah, great. Perfect.

850
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:57,114
[Pensive music playing]

851
00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:01,410
[Red] It's an investment for my career,

852
00:52:01,493 --> 00:52:03,454
so as I was saying, I just, uh...

853
00:52:03,537 --> 00:52:06,665
I don't wanna be so flat.
You know, I wanna have shape.

854
00:52:06,749 --> 00:52:09,084
- You know, big 'uns.
- Take a seat.

855
00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:11,629
Doreen, is it?

856
00:52:11,712 --> 00:52:14,256
Oh, it's actually Raylene.

857
00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:17,217
This is the size
I'm willing to do for you.

858
00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:20,554
They will be beautiful.

859
00:52:20,638 --> 00:52:24,099
The size you're asking for,
you'd have to work up to

860
00:52:24,183 --> 00:52:27,728
with multiple surgeries
over an extensive lifetime career.

861
00:52:27,811 --> 00:52:30,522
- Oh.
- And if you decide to go under the knife,

862
00:52:30,606 --> 00:52:33,192
do you want them
under the breast muscle or over?

863
00:52:33,275 --> 00:52:35,986
Let me think. What'd Dolly do?

864
00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:40,824
- "Jolene"?
- Um, yeah? Oh, sorry, yes.

865
00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:42,993
Um, under the breast muscle.

866
00:52:44,953 --> 00:52:46,205
[Keyboard clacking]

867
00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:49,416
[Barb] Ladies and gentlemen,

868
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,419
put your hands together
for the copy club's hottest duo,

869
00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:54,380
Kenny and Dolly!

870
00:52:54,463 --> 00:52:56,215
J“ you've painted up your lips j“

871
00:52:56,298 --> 00:52:58,884
j“ and rolled and
curled your tinted hair j“

872
00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:00,344
[audience cheering]

873
00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:03,597
J“ whoo j“

874
00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:09,353
j“ Ruby, are you contemplating
going out somewhere j“

875
00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:16,318
j“ the shadows on the wall
tell me the sun is goin' down j“

876
00:53:20,114 --> 00:53:25,661
j“ oh, Ruby j“

877
00:53:26,954 --> 00:53:30,249
- j“ don't take your love to town j“
- [cheers and applause]

878
00:53:30,332 --> 00:53:31,332
[Shutter clicks]

879
00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:36,880
J“ wasn't me
that started that old crazy Asian war j“

880
00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:43,554
j“ but I was proud to go
and do my patriotic chore j“

881
00:53:46,598 --> 00:53:50,269
j“ and, yes, it's true that
I'm not the man I used to be j“

882
00:53:55,232 --> 00:54:00,362
j“ oh, Ruby j“

883
00:54:01,530 --> 00:54:03,782
j“ for god's sakes, turn around. J“

884
00:54:03,866 --> 00:54:05,492
[instrumental break]

885
00:54:07,870 --> 00:54:10,205
All right, baby, over to you.

886
00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:16,086
J“ oh, Ruby j“

887
00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:18,839
j“ for god's sakes, turn around. J“

888
00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:20,257
[Kenny] Get over here!

889
00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:23,302
[Squeals] Kenny,
I cannot believe this house.

890
00:54:23,385 --> 00:54:27,514
We smash the rest of this tour, baby,
Nashville will be calling.

891
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:34,605
Your real name?

892
00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:36,482
Oh, you're comin' undone here.

893
00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:37,900
- Oh. Golly.
- Here.

894
00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:39,359
You're right, you're right.

895
00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:44,782
Kenny, Dolly.

896
00:54:44,865 --> 00:54:49,286
I'm... I'm Kenny Rogers,
officially deed polled and all.

897
00:54:49,369 --> 00:54:51,705
You prefer Dolly, I assume?

898
00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:54,458
Like you have no idea.

899
00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:55,542
[Giggles]

900
00:54:56,835 --> 00:54:58,921
People think that I'm weird,

901
00:54:59,004 --> 00:55:01,381
that my behavior
is inappropriate or whatever.

902
00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:05,552
But being a mimic is not enough.

903
00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:08,388
It doesn't matter who you are
or what industry you're in,

904
00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:10,933
you cannot be halfway in.

905
00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:13,268
Yeah, you gotta bring everything.

906
00:55:13,352 --> 00:55:16,522
Emotionally. Creatively, socially.

907
00:55:16,605 --> 00:55:17,689
I get it.

908
00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:21,902
You're just blossomin'.

909
00:55:23,904 --> 00:55:27,241
Dolly would be really proud of you, Dolly.

910
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:31,286
We just fit, you and I.

911
00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:37,918
J“ still, here we are j“

912
00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:39,920
j“ both of us lonely j“

913
00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:44,925
j“ longing for shelter j“

914
00:55:46,051 --> 00:55:49,721
j“ from all that we see j“

915
00:55:49,805 --> 00:55:53,475
j“ why should we worry j“

916
00:55:53,559 --> 00:55:57,229
j“ no one will care, girl j“

917
00:55:57,312 --> 00:56:00,399
j“ look at the stars now j“

918
00:56:00,482 --> 00:56:03,610
j“ so far away j“

919
00:56:04,987 --> 00:56:07,948
j“ we've got tonight j“

920
00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:11,451
j“ who needs tomorrow? J“

921
00:56:11,535 --> 00:56:15,247
[together] J“ we've got tonight, babe j“

922
00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:19,001
j“ why don't you stay? J“

923
00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:27,217
[Soft piano playing]

924
00:56:45,193 --> 00:56:46,445
Okey dokey.

925
00:56:46,528 --> 00:56:49,656
Five, six, seven, eight. Okay.

926
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,491
Well...

927
00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:55,162
You got your own room
for your private gal time.

928
00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:58,624
You know, where I'm not too far away.
Just over there.

929
00:56:58,707 --> 00:57:03,712
Spare key set out for front and back door,
just in case you get locked out.

930
00:57:05,964 --> 00:57:07,257
[Sighs]

931
00:57:07,341 --> 00:57:09,301
I guess we're doin' this.

932
00:57:09,384 --> 00:57:10,636
Home, sweet home!

933
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:12,137
[Squeals]

934
00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:16,850
- [Kenny] Oh, baby.
- Mm...

935
00:57:17,851 --> 00:57:18,727
[Both laughing]

936
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:20,771
[Piano intro to "don't rain
on my parade" playing]

937
00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:22,814
J“ get ready for me, love,
'cause I'm a comer j“

938
00:57:22,898 --> 00:57:25,484
j“ I simply gotta march,
my heart's a drummer j“

939
00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:29,071
j“ nobody, no, nobody j“

940
00:57:30,072 --> 00:57:33,325
j“ is gonna j“

941
00:57:33,408 --> 00:57:36,912
j“ rain on my j“

942
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:43,710
j“ parade! J“

943
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:50,217
[holding note]

944
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,094
- Yeah!
- [Audience cheering]

945
00:57:54,721 --> 00:57:57,140
[Barb] I know. I know.

946
00:57:57,224 --> 00:57:58,475
Ladies and gentlemen,

947
00:57:58,558 --> 00:58:03,105
would you please welcome
our newest master of ceremonies?

948
00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:06,608
The empress of country,

949
00:58:06,692 --> 00:58:08,527
miss Dolly Parton!

950
00:58:08,610 --> 00:58:10,612
[Audience cheering]

951
00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:14,700
Thank you.

952
00:58:14,783 --> 00:58:17,285
Welcome, my new friends.

953
00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:19,287
Oh, my golly, welcome.

954
00:58:19,371 --> 00:58:22,791
It is important to keep our homes
open to everybody.

955
00:58:22,874 --> 00:58:26,420
It doesn't matter what size,
color, shape you are,

956
00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:29,589
you find out who you are
and you do it on purpose.

957
00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:36,430
Ain't that right, Elvis?

958
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:37,556
Truth is like the sun.

959
00:58:37,639 --> 00:58:40,600
You can shut it out for a time,
but it ain't goin' away.

960
00:58:40,684 --> 00:58:43,103
[Cheers and applause]

961
00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:46,690
[All chanting] Dolly! Dolly! Dolly! Dolly!

962
00:58:46,773 --> 00:58:48,775
Dolly! Dolly! Dolly! Dolly!

963
00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:51,862
["Can't get you out of my head"
by Kylie Minogue playing]

964
00:59:02,831 --> 00:59:05,000
[Song continues]

965
00:59:12,841 --> 00:59:14,426
[Song fades]

966
00:59:15,427 --> 00:59:16,428
[Insects chirping]

967
00:59:32,194 --> 00:59:33,361
[Door opens]

968
00:59:34,362 --> 00:59:36,364
[Viv] That's zhiang, my new boarder.

969
00:59:40,285 --> 00:59:41,995
I'm assuming you're worried about me

970
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:46,708
and you've come to apologize
for falling off the face of the earth.

971
00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:49,211
I'm fine. Lost weight. Hmm, see?

972
00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:51,174
I've come to give you some cash
for the mortgage

973
00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:55,801
and invite you to my gig,
which is at your favorite theatre.

974
00:59:56,718 --> 00:59:57,928
Twin palms.

975
00:59:58,929 --> 00:59:59,846
[Viv] Hmm...

976
00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:02,557
Step up from the school talent contest.

977
01:00:02,641 --> 01:00:04,017
I'll come for a laugh.

978
01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:07,437
No, mom, don't come for a laugh.

979
01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:10,107
It's serious!

980
01:00:10,190 --> 01:00:13,193
I mean, they're talking Nashville
and a us tour!

981
01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:16,530
I can't win with you.

982
01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:29,543
I was devastated to hear
that you and franny were a joke.

983
01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:32,003
How cruel.

984
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:36,633
[Pensive music playing]

985
01:00:37,801 --> 01:00:39,219
[Sniffling]

986
01:00:41,054 --> 01:00:42,305
[Sobs]

987
01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:52,482
[Sighs]

988
01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:18,133
All right. All right.

989
01:01:19,092 --> 01:01:20,510
It's not a problem.

990
01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:23,597
[Birds chirping]

991
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,932
[Kenny] "Kenny in the kimberley."
Got a great ring to it.

992
01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:27,726
[Dolly] How long till you're back?

993
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,019
It's only two weeks, baby,

994
01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:32,063
- but... I'll miss you.
- Mm-hmm.

995
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:37,527
At home, on stage, backstage, everywhere.

996
01:01:40,947 --> 01:01:43,116
- I'll give you a call once I land.
- Okay.

997
01:01:53,585 --> 01:01:56,588
My weapons of mass distraction.

998
01:01:56,671 --> 01:01:59,674
[Whimsical music playing]

999
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:01,927
Hmm

1000
01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:03,428
let's do this.

1001
01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:05,138
[Humming]

1002
01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:07,557
[Clicking tongue]

1003
01:02:18,693 --> 01:02:19,694
[Nurse] Here you go.

1004
01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:31,081
Everything's gonna be all right.

1005
01:02:35,794 --> 01:02:37,212
[Light whirring]

1006
01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:40,382
[Machine beeping]

1007
01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:50,225
["Touch your woman" by Dolly Parton
playing throughout]

1008
01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:16,334
[Song continues]

1009
01:03:24,509 --> 01:03:26,970
[Mouthing along] J“ let me know j“

1010
01:03:27,053 --> 01:03:30,056
j“ everything's all right j“

1011
01:03:33,977 --> 01:03:35,979
["touch your woman" continues]

1012
01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:08,553
[Mouthing] J“ everything's all right j“

1013
01:04:11,014 --> 01:04:12,349
[lights whirring]

1014
01:04:16,061 --> 01:04:17,812
[Machine beeping]

1015
01:04:17,896 --> 01:04:19,022
Oh!

1016
01:04:20,023 --> 01:04:21,566
[Nurse] Hey, it's okay.

1017
01:04:21,649 --> 01:04:23,860
You're in recovery and this is normal.

1018
01:04:23,943 --> 01:04:27,238
Your body is naturally going
into protective mode

1019
01:04:27,322 --> 01:04:29,342
and is rejecting the implants,
which is absolutely...

1020
01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:32,118
Normal. Oh.

1021
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:35,872
- I'll go and get you some morphine.
- Okay.

1022
01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:39,501
Oh, and your next of kin
is waiting for you outside.

1023
01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:41,086
Oh, shit.

1024
01:04:44,506 --> 01:04:46,674
[Red] Whoo-hoo! Whoo! Yes, yes!

1025
01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:51,054
Franwa, hello! Hey!

1026
01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:55,266
Do I look "boobiful"?
[Laughs] I can't say it!

1027
01:04:57,644 --> 01:04:59,104
Why are you so angry?

1028
01:05:00,105 --> 01:05:02,232
Everything's gonna be all right.

1029
01:05:03,316 --> 01:05:04,609
[Sighs]

1030
01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:14,744
[Birds chirping]

1031
01:05:17,122 --> 01:05:21,126
Cutting yourself to be beautiful
is unbelievable to me.

1032
01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:22,544
It's fucking stupid.

1033
01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:26,423
Oh, why are you so jacked up
about what I do with my body anyway?

1034
01:05:26,506 --> 01:05:29,217
Because I'm your mate, trying to stop you
from making dumb choices.

1035
01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:31,219
Well, I don't need saving.

1036
01:05:31,302 --> 01:05:33,555
I'm not trying to save you.

1037
01:05:33,638 --> 01:05:35,348
I'm trying to love you, you asshole!

1038
01:05:43,398 --> 01:05:44,566
[Groans]

1039
01:05:45,567 --> 01:05:47,407
If you hadn't had your head
so far up your ass,

1040
01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:49,529
you'd know I've actually met someone.

1041
01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:51,447
[Scoffs]

1042
01:05:52,323 --> 01:05:53,323
[Groans dismissively]

1043
01:05:56,828 --> 01:05:58,455
- [Grunts]
- [Closes car door]

1044
01:05:58,538 --> 01:06:01,541
["I will always love you"
by Dolly Parton playing]

1045
01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:09,048
[Cheers and applause]

1046
01:06:09,132 --> 01:06:13,636
That's right, ladies and gentlemen,
I am back and I am better than ever!

1047
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:14,971
[Audience cheering]

1048
01:06:18,016 --> 01:06:20,560
I've always had big 'uns,
just not this big.

1049
01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:21,811
[Laughter]

1050
01:06:21,895 --> 01:06:24,814
I used to be a little champagne glass
and now I'm a watermelon.

1051
01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:26,316
[Whooping]

1052
01:06:26,399 --> 01:06:29,402
["I will always love you" continues]

1053
01:06:54,093 --> 01:06:55,094
[Song fades]

1054
01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:56,596
[Clattering]

1055
01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:05,271
Who is the real Kenny?

1056
01:07:13,321 --> 01:07:14,321
[Grunts]

1057
01:07:16,658 --> 01:07:18,243
Oh, where is this guy?

1058
01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:24,374
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny!

1059
01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:28,461
- [TV reporter] You're part synthetic.
- [Giggling]

1060
01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:30,505
[Dolly Parton] Well, [think
that's probably true.

1061
01:07:30,588 --> 01:07:35,093
I think a part of what magic I may have,
as far as my personality,

1062
01:07:35,176 --> 01:07:37,637
is the fact
that I look totally artificial,

1063
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:39,907
- and I like to think I'm totally real.
- [Horn honking]

1064
01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:42,100
[Reporter] Do you see yourself
as a sex symbol?

1065
01:07:42,183 --> 01:07:44,227
[Dolly] I feel sexy.

1066
01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:47,480
I try to be sexy, I guess, and pretty.

1067
01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:49,023
Is that my star man?

1068
01:07:49,107 --> 01:07:52,151
I got an early flight,
'cause I missed my girl!

1069
01:07:53,278 --> 01:07:54,696
I got presents!

1070
01:07:55,488 --> 01:07:57,073
[Exhales sharply] Whoo-hoo-hoo!

1071
01:07:57,156 --> 01:07:58,408
Girl!

1072
01:07:58,491 --> 01:07:59,492
[Forced chuckle]

1073
01:08:00,868 --> 01:08:02,745
I'm one hundred percent committed.

1074
01:08:03,746 --> 01:08:05,415
- Hmm.
- You wanna feel 'em?

1075
01:08:10,670 --> 01:08:11,671
Right?

1076
01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:12,755
[Kenny chuckles]

1077
01:08:14,173 --> 01:08:15,466
Why'd you do that?

1078
01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:17,969
Because the other one's weren't workin'.

1079
01:08:20,221 --> 01:08:23,224
I hadn't noticed,
but I'm a butt man, so...

1080
01:08:24,225 --> 01:08:25,476
[Red] Huh.

1081
01:08:26,561 --> 01:08:28,771
Well, these are real.

1082
01:08:28,855 --> 01:08:31,858
Sure thing, doll.
I hope they make you happy.

1083
01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:35,069
[Soft piano playing]

1084
01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:36,237
So, ah...

1085
01:08:37,238 --> 01:08:39,657
Yeah, it's a little messy,
but I'm gettin' to it.

1086
01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:48,082
Have you been...

1087
01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:50,918
You been goin' through my things?

1088
01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:56,215
Lookin' for what?

1089
01:08:57,216 --> 01:08:58,635
Your mama.

1090
01:08:58,718 --> 01:09:00,386
Your friends.

1091
01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:02,013
More about the real you.

1092
01:09:02,096 --> 01:09:04,182
I am real.

1093
01:09:06,934 --> 01:09:08,561
So how'd you get here?

1094
01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:12,440
Do you miss your old self?

1095
01:09:16,069 --> 01:09:17,403
Come on, now.

1096
01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:20,990
You can't just be a cardboard cutout.

1097
01:09:21,074 --> 01:09:22,075
[Sad chuckle]

1098
01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:27,914
Kenny Rogers, baby.

1099
01:09:37,632 --> 01:09:39,634
[Soft piano playing]

1100
01:09:45,556 --> 01:09:46,641
You okay?

1101
01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:51,826
Red, the twin palms theatre has sold out.

1102
01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:54,565
- Congratulations!
- Oh!

1103
01:09:56,275 --> 01:09:58,486
Dolly's finally taken over, hey?

1104
01:09:58,569 --> 01:10:00,446
What does Kenny think
of your new equipment?

1105
01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:04,200
He's a butt man.

1106
01:10:05,243 --> 01:10:07,662
But I didn't do it for him,
I did it for myself.

1107
01:10:07,745 --> 01:10:10,206
- [Gasps]
- [Teeth laughing]

1108
01:10:11,290 --> 01:10:13,292
[Laughing] You all right?

1109
01:10:16,254 --> 01:10:17,255
Night.

1110
01:10:23,261 --> 01:10:24,470
[Ep] Hey, Dolly.

1111
01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:30,268
So how's it been filling my shoes,
taking my job, hmm?

1112
01:10:30,351 --> 01:10:33,020
You think you're so fucking special.

1113
01:10:33,104 --> 01:10:35,690
- Nothin' real about me...
- [Together] Except my heart.

1114
01:10:35,773 --> 01:10:37,608
Mm. [Spits]

1115
01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:43,322
Those look real fake.

1116
01:10:43,406 --> 01:10:45,158
Your opinion means nothin' to me.

1117
01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:49,704
Well, then you won't mind me reminding you
who you really are.

1118
01:10:49,787 --> 01:10:52,498
I know what's under that wig.

1119
01:10:54,834 --> 01:10:56,002
Raylene.

1120
01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:57,754
- Get off!
- [Grunts]

1121
01:10:57,837 --> 01:10:58,921
- Oh!
- {Gasps}

1122
01:11:03,426 --> 01:11:05,094
it's so easy for you.

1123
01:11:08,389 --> 01:11:09,807
You have no idea!

1124
01:11:15,772 --> 01:11:17,523
It's not easy for any of us.

1125
01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:25,823
[Pensive music playing]

1126
01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:36,417
[Red giggling]

1127
01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:39,462
[Panting]

1128
01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:48,054
[Ep] You are seriously red
and you have no titties.

1129
01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:51,307
It's nothin' personal, darlin',
but, uh, truth is like the sun.

1130
01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:55,895
You can shut it out for a time,
but it ain't goin' away.

1131
01:11:55,978 --> 01:11:57,688
[Gasps]

1132
01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:20,753
Dolly. Honey.

1133
01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:22,839
- Quit. Quit. Quit.
- [Shushing] Stop.

1134
01:12:23,881 --> 01:12:25,132
Baby, stop!

1135
01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:29,428
Dolly, this is serious business.
I wanna show you somethin', all right?

1136
01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:46,571
My daddy, he was in the army.
He made me shave it all off.

1137
01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:48,781
He was violent.

1138
01:12:51,576 --> 01:12:53,411
He was a real piece of work.

1139
01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:57,790
One of the saddest days of my childhood.

1140
01:13:03,588 --> 01:13:08,009
Just because you lost your fuzz
don't mean you ain't a peach.

1141
01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:14,974
You're a good man, Kenny.

1142
01:13:17,351 --> 01:13:18,351
Hey.

1143
01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:20,646
You're a good man.

1144
01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:27,236
I wanna meet your mom.

1145
01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:30,697
Uh—huh.

1146
01:13:31,574 --> 01:13:33,576
[Cutlery clinking]

1147
01:13:34,827 --> 01:13:36,107
- [Birds chirping]
- [Kenny] Hmm.

1148
01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:43,419
- And, darling?
- Hmm?

1149
01:13:43,502 --> 01:13:44,921
Breasts?

1150
01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:51,594
Well, I get to choose what I do
with my body, because it's mine.

1151
01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:54,889
People have gotta look at you, at least
give 'em somethin' decent to look at.

1152
01:13:54,972 --> 01:13:55,890
[Giggies]

1153
01:13:55,973 --> 01:13:59,393
[Red] Ain't that right, zhiang?
And what about you two?

1154
01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:01,187
Francis introduced us.

1155
01:14:04,857 --> 01:14:06,067
[Viv sighs]

1156
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:17,954
Viv, this chicken is delicious.

1157
01:14:18,037 --> 01:14:20,873
Oh, thank you, Kenny.

1158
01:14:20,957 --> 01:14:22,291
[Laughs nervously]

1159
01:14:22,375 --> 01:14:23,793
It's not too dry?

1160
01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:26,420
Oh! So tender.

1161
01:14:29,173 --> 01:14:30,299
I'll get it.

1162
01:14:34,971 --> 01:14:36,263
[Betty] Hey, zhiang.

1163
01:14:36,347 --> 01:14:38,015
- Oh, darling!
- Hi!

1164
01:14:38,099 --> 01:14:40,685
- [Viv] Hello.
- [Betty] How are you? Good to see you.

1165
01:14:40,768 --> 01:14:43,104
[Francis] Red, this is Betty.

1166
01:14:43,187 --> 01:14:45,439
Uh, Dolly, Betty.

1167
01:14:45,523 --> 01:14:48,442
[Betty chuckles] It's so great
you're finally here and I get to meet you.

1168
01:14:48,526 --> 01:14:51,779
It's funny, I get 'Ruby' all the time.

1169
01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:54,323
- [Francis] I'm so sorry we're late, viv.
- [Viv] Oh!

1170
01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:56,200
I'm Kenny, man. Nice to meet you.

1171
01:14:56,283 --> 01:14:57,326
- Hi.
- Pleasure.

1172
01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:00,413
[Betty] Thank you.

1173
01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:10,506
You can trump last time.

1174
01:15:10,589 --> 01:15:12,049
[Francis chuckling]

1175
01:15:12,133 --> 01:15:13,759
So, what do you do?

1176
01:15:13,843 --> 01:15:16,220
- Um... I'm a lawyer.
- [Red] Oh!

1177
01:15:16,303 --> 01:15:18,681
Very serious job, not like yours.

1178
01:15:18,764 --> 01:15:20,641
[Francis chuckling]

1179
01:15:20,725 --> 01:15:23,644
[Kenny] Oh, I'm very proud of my girl.

1180
01:15:23,728 --> 01:15:25,479
She has worked hard.

1181
01:15:25,563 --> 01:15:27,982
This little Dolly, she's dynamite.

1182
01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:30,818
The kid always had the spirit in her.

1183
01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:34,864
[Kenny] Nice one, gramps. He's a wise guy.

1184
01:15:34,947 --> 01:15:38,409
Well, blessings
don't come without difficulties.

1185
01:15:38,492 --> 01:15:39,493
Amen.

1186
01:15:41,996 --> 01:15:44,415
[Kenny] I'd love to see your garden, viv.

1187
01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:47,126
Darling, of course!

1188
01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:48,419
I had let it go,

1189
01:15:48,502 --> 01:15:53,716
but Lionel and zhiang and I have been
working very hard in the garden.

1190
01:15:54,925 --> 01:15:57,261
Let's go. Let's go! Come on!

1191
01:15:57,344 --> 01:15:59,555
- Right. Okay, right now? Okay.
- Oh.

1192
01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:01,974
- Thank you.
- Oh, no, it's my pleasure.

1193
01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:03,059
[Lionel] Excuse me.

1194
01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:05,144
[Viv] Come on, love.

1195
01:16:05,227 --> 01:16:07,688
- [Laughing]
- Yours is a mashed potato.

1196
01:16:07,772 --> 01:16:08,647
[Groans]

1197
01:16:08,731 --> 01:16:11,567
[Gramps] It's good to see you, red.

1198
01:16:12,610 --> 01:16:13,611
Dwinks!

1199
01:16:20,993 --> 01:16:23,204
[Breathing heavily]

1200
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:26,832
Makes it much better. No, it's fine.

1201
01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:28,334
[Betty and Francis laughing]

1202
01:16:30,669 --> 01:16:32,379
[Red squealing]

1203
01:16:35,216 --> 01:16:37,301
[Grams] So, what's the hardest case
you've had?

1204
01:16:37,384 --> 01:16:41,555
Ooh, yeah, I had, um, this one absolute...

1205
01:16:45,226 --> 01:16:47,228
[Breathing heavily]

1206
01:16:50,106 --> 01:16:52,024
You are out of your mind!

1207
01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:54,735
- Franny. Franny.
- What are you doing?

1208
01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:56,904
[Breathing hard]

1209
01:16:56,987 --> 01:17:00,950
Dolly Parton is about being
the best version of yourself,

1210
01:17:01,033 --> 01:17:04,161
but to never take yourself too seriously.

1211
01:17:04,245 --> 01:17:06,705
But you're living as someone else

1212
01:17:06,789 --> 01:17:10,709
with someone else
who is also living as someone else!

1213
01:17:10,793 --> 01:17:13,087
[Laughing] Yeah, so?

1214
01:17:13,170 --> 01:17:15,297
That's the gig!

1215
01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:19,552
And life is working
unbelievably better this way.

1216
01:17:19,635 --> 01:17:22,888
And he is who he is,
which is a version of someone else.

1217
01:17:22,972 --> 01:17:25,733
And you're you, which is you,
which I'm sure is a version of yourself,

1218
01:17:25,808 --> 01:17:29,019
- and, I'm sure, probably someone else!
- You're lost.

1219
01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:31,105
If you're busy being someone else...

1220
01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:35,526
Who's busy being you?

1221
01:17:40,489 --> 01:17:42,491
[Pensive music playing]

1222
01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:11,437
What am I gonna do, Dolly?

1223
01:18:14,315 --> 01:18:17,067
[Wilson] It's okay to be nervous.
Tomorrow's show's a big deal.

1224
01:18:17,151 --> 01:18:18,751
[Red] I don't know what's wrong with me.

1225
01:18:18,777 --> 01:18:20,070
[Grunts]

1226
01:18:20,154 --> 01:18:24,325
The more unique you are as a person,
the harder it is to be someone else.

1227
01:18:24,408 --> 01:18:26,577
That's why Kenny does it so well.

1228
01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:31,999
He was just a blank canvas before.
He was a starter kit.

1229
01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:38,380
Being Kenny Rogers gave him more
than he ever would have had without it.

1230
01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:42,134
Why did you stop being Neil diamond
when you were so successful?

1231
01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:46,138
I was tired of ripping myself off.

1232
01:18:47,306 --> 01:18:50,476
Ripping my wife off... being someone else.

1233
01:18:52,770 --> 01:18:55,606
The only applause I ever really needed
was from her.

1234
01:18:56,815 --> 01:18:58,400
I realized that too late.

1235
01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:00,861
But who are you?

1236
01:19:00,945 --> 01:19:01,987
[Chuckles]

1237
01:19:03,239 --> 01:19:07,743
I mean, are you a copy?
Are you a copy-copy?

1238
01:19:07,826 --> 01:19:10,329
You're still walking around
like you're Neil diamond.

1239
01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:14,333
Ever read about a frog who dreamed
of being a king and then became one?

1240
01:19:18,545 --> 01:19:22,841
Except for the names and a few
other places, when you talk about me,

1241
01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:24,760
the story's the same one.

1242
01:19:26,387 --> 01:19:29,848
J“ but I got an emptiness deep inside j“

1243
01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:33,686
j“ and I've tried, but
it won't let me go j“

1244
01:19:36,105 --> 01:19:38,565
j“ and I'm not a man who likes to swear j“

1245
01:19:38,649 --> 01:19:41,986
j“ but I never cared for the sound of being

1246
01:19:42,069 --> 01:19:45,072
j“ alone j“

1247
01:19:45,155 --> 01:19:47,866
j“ "I am", isaid j“

1248
01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:53,080
j“ to no-one there j“

1249
01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:59,003
j“ and no one heard at all j“

1250
01:19:59,086 --> 01:20:02,047
j“ not even the chairj“

1251
01:20:03,590 --> 01:20:05,009
you got this, kid.

1252
01:20:05,092 --> 01:20:07,886
J“ "I am", I cried j“

1253
01:20:10,597 --> 01:20:13,392
j“ "I am", said I j“

1254
01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:19,648
j“ and I am lost and I can't j“

1255
01:20:19,732 --> 01:20:22,693
j“ even say why j“

1256
01:20:24,903 --> 01:20:27,698
j“ "I am", isaid j“

1257
01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:33,245
j“ "I am", I cried j“

1258
01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:40,461
j“I am. J“

1259
01:20:40,544 --> 01:20:43,547
- [song ends]
- [Applause and cheers]

1260
01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:49,511
It's all a bit ridiculous.

1261
01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:54,808
You get your looks from me,
though, obviously.

1262
01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:00,981
[Distant din of theatergoers]

1263
01:21:10,282 --> 01:21:11,492
[Indistinct chatter]

1264
01:21:27,591 --> 01:21:29,676
[Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,
take your seats.

1265
01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:32,346
The show you've all been waiting for.

1266
01:21:32,429 --> 01:21:34,264
- [Applause]
- ["Jolene" intro playing]

1267
01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:54,576
J“ Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene j“

1268
01:21:54,660 --> 01:22:01,041
j“ I'm begging of you,
please don't take my man j“

1269
01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:06,588
- j“ Jolene, Jolene j“
- [together] J“ Jolene, Jolene j“

1270
01:22:06,672 --> 01:22:11,927
[red as Dolly] J“ please don't take him
just because you can j“

1271
01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:15,180
j“ your beauty is beyond compare j“

1272
01:22:15,264 --> 01:22:17,224
j“ with flaming locks of auburn hairj“

1273
01:22:17,307 --> 01:22:22,521
j“ with ivory skin
and eyes of emerald green j“

1274
01:22:23,522 --> 01:22:25,649
j“ your smile is like a breath of spring j“

1275
01:22:25,732 --> 01:22:28,068
j“ your voice is soft like summer rain j“

1276
01:22:28,152 --> 01:22:32,281
j“ and I cannot compete with you, Jolene j“

1277
01:22:34,199 --> 01:22:35,468
[together] J“ in love forever j“

1278
01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:39,746
j“ we can ride it together, ah-ha j“

1279
01:22:39,830 --> 01:22:44,001
j“ making love with each other, ah-ha j“

1280
01:22:44,084 --> 01:22:49,006
j“ islands in the stream,
that is what we are j“

1281
01:22:49,089 --> 01:22:51,341
j“ no one in between j“

1282
01:22:51,425 --> 01:22:53,302
j“ how can we be wrong? J“

1283
01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:58,640
j“ sail away with me to another world j“

1284
01:22:58,724 --> 01:23:02,853
j“ and we'll rely on each other, ah-ha j“

1285
01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:07,774
j“ from one lover to another, ah-ha j“

1286
01:23:07,858 --> 01:23:10,694
[red as Dolly] J“ baby, I'm burnin',
baby, I'm burnin' j“

1287
01:23:10,777 --> 01:23:14,364
j“ baby, I'm burnin', baby, I'm burnin' j“

1288
01:23:14,448 --> 01:23:17,868
j“ baby, I'm burnin' out of control j“

1289
01:23:17,951 --> 01:23:21,538
j“ baby, I'm burnin', body and soul j“

1290
01:23:21,622 --> 01:23:25,042
j“ hot as a pistol of flaming desire j“

1291
01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:28,629
j“ baby, I'm burnin',
you've got me on fire j“

1292
01:23:28,712 --> 01:23:32,299
j“ baby, I'm burnin' out of control j“

1293
01:23:32,382 --> 01:23:35,427
j“ baby, I'm burnin', body and soul... j“

1294
01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:38,013
[song distorts]

1295
01:23:38,096 --> 01:23:40,098
[Soft piano playing]

1296
01:23:47,189 --> 01:23:49,441
[Kenny] Thank you, folks.
Thank you very much.

1297
01:23:50,484 --> 01:23:53,946
- [Red as Dolly] Yee-haw!
- Whoa. Wow. Wow!

1298
01:23:56,323 --> 01:23:57,741
I, uh...

1299
01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:03,956
All right, I usually keep my cards
pretty close to my chest.

1300
01:24:04,957 --> 01:24:07,501
But tonight, I got somethin' to say.

1301
01:24:08,418 --> 01:24:12,005
- I love you, baby!
- [Cheers and applause]

1302
01:24:12,089 --> 01:24:14,967
I love you, I love you, I love you!

1303
01:24:16,176 --> 01:24:17,594
Heaven and earth.

1304
01:24:19,638 --> 01:24:20,847
Oh, no.

1305
01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:25,561
[Audience reacting]

1306
01:24:26,562 --> 01:24:27,563
Marry me.

1307
01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:30,190
Kenny.

1308
01:24:30,274 --> 01:24:32,651
He's just foolin' around. Come on, baby.

1309
01:24:32,734 --> 01:24:36,947
Marry me, baby. This is...
This is the way it's meant to be.

1310
01:24:37,030 --> 01:24:38,282
What do you say, folks?

1311
01:24:38,365 --> 01:24:40,993
[Audience whooping and clapping]

1312
01:24:41,076 --> 01:24:42,578
It's definitely not a joke.

1313
01:24:42,661 --> 01:24:44,580
Well, he's never really been that funny.

1314
01:24:45,581 --> 01:24:48,083
I want all of you to share in this moment.

1315
01:24:49,293 --> 01:24:50,919
Baby, I love you.

1316
01:24:54,131 --> 01:24:56,675
Kenny, you're not in love with me.

1317
01:24:56,758 --> 01:25:00,220
I am. Baby, I sure am.

1318
01:25:00,304 --> 01:25:02,014
Kenny, don't do this.

1319
01:25:03,765 --> 01:25:05,767
I thought that this was what you wanted?

1320
01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:22,909
- I can't do this.
- [Drops mic]

1321
01:25:22,993 --> 01:25:25,537
- [Microphone feedbacks]
- [Audience murmuring]

1322
01:25:25,621 --> 01:25:27,456
I'm not the girl you want, Kenny.

1323
01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:30,834
I'm not her. [Chuckles]

1324
01:25:34,338 --> 01:25:35,964
[Soft piano playing]

1325
01:25:37,674 --> 01:25:40,969
But that silly Billy Dolly...

1326
01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:43,430
[Drops garment]

1327
01:25:43,513 --> 01:25:46,850
Taught me all the things that you loved,
that I pretended.

1328
01:25:56,068 --> 01:25:59,237
To have confidence in yourself...

1329
01:26:01,615 --> 01:26:04,326
And that bravery is vulnerability...

1330
01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:08,205
And to not put a value on yourself,

1331
01:26:08,288 --> 01:26:10,707
- but value the things you love.
- [Murmuring increases]

1332
01:26:10,791 --> 01:26:12,793
Oh, what are you...
Baby, what are you doin'?

1333
01:26:15,754 --> 01:26:19,216
Dolly's got some wisdom.
Dolly's got so much wisdom.

1334
01:26:20,217 --> 01:26:23,053
I haven't got any wisdom, but I do know

1335
01:26:23,136 --> 01:26:26,390
that I've got to learn to be
all those things, but as me.

1336
01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:29,434
This is not an impulse reaction.

1337
01:26:29,518 --> 01:26:32,979
I'm strip-teasing
in a somewhat untidy fashion,

1338
01:26:33,063 --> 01:26:36,274
all in the name of saving myself...

1339
01:26:43,615 --> 01:26:45,617
And the skin that I'm in.

1340
01:26:48,829 --> 01:26:49,830
[Light chuckle]

1341
01:26:59,047 --> 01:27:01,758
J“ it's enough to drive you j“

1342
01:27:01,842 --> 01:27:04,177
j“ crazy if you let it! J“ [chuckles]

1343
01:27:07,431 --> 01:27:08,640
[Squeals]

1344
01:27:14,479 --> 01:27:15,689
[Red sobs]

1345
01:27:18,108 --> 01:27:19,359
I love you, mom.

1346
01:27:22,070 --> 01:27:24,072
[Sobbing] I love you too, darling.

1347
01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:29,453
- She's mine!
- [All cheering]

1348
01:27:35,167 --> 01:27:37,836
I propose, then women drop their knickers.

1349
01:27:44,050 --> 01:27:46,011
You go back out there. That's for you.

1350
01:27:46,094 --> 01:27:48,513
It's okay. I don't need it.

1351
01:27:55,437 --> 01:27:56,772
[Applause and cheers continue]

1352
01:27:56,855 --> 01:27:58,857
[Soft music playing]

1353
01:28:04,654 --> 01:28:06,198
Have a good night, folks.

1354
01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:18,293
[Soft music continues]

1355
01:28:23,215 --> 01:28:25,217
[Both sigh]

1356
01:28:43,777 --> 01:28:45,779
[Applause and cheers]

1357
01:28:49,991 --> 01:28:51,201
Good to see you.

1358
01:28:51,284 --> 01:28:54,120
Aren't you all glad that the king is back!

1359
01:28:55,497 --> 01:28:57,749
[Mad cheers and applause]

1360
01:29:01,002 --> 01:29:02,963
Later on today,
and I'm going to say it again,

1361
01:29:03,046 --> 01:29:04,631
I want you to have a great day.

1362
01:29:05,632 --> 01:29:09,427
Later on today, and I'm going to say it
again, I want you to have a great day.

1363
01:29:09,511 --> 01:29:11,012
[Woman] Kenny! Show time!

1364
01:29:12,013 --> 01:29:13,265
[Veronica] Thanks, Tom.

1365
01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:17,185
Now to the most outstanding valuer
of the year.

1366
01:29:17,269 --> 01:29:19,938
I'm excited to announce the winner is...

1367
01:29:20,021 --> 01:29:21,189
Francis!

1368
01:29:21,273 --> 01:29:22,858
[All cheering]

1369
01:29:26,820 --> 01:29:28,697
[Man] Go, Francis!

1370
01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:30,198
[Whispering] Oh, my god!

1371
01:29:32,659 --> 01:29:35,662
I'm... I'm terrified of public speaking,

1372
01:29:35,745 --> 01:29:37,664
so I hoped wearing this

1373
01:29:37,747 --> 01:29:41,209
would give me David bowie guts

1374
01:29:41,293 --> 01:29:43,628
to get up here and say thank you.

1375
01:29:44,504 --> 01:29:46,172
So, um...

1376
01:29:48,592 --> 01:29:49,843
Thank you.

1377
01:29:49,926 --> 01:29:52,095
[All cheering and clapping]

1378
01:29:52,178 --> 01:29:53,471
[Man] Yeah, Francis!

1379
01:29:56,892 --> 01:29:57,892
Whoo!

1380
01:29:59,144 --> 01:30:00,145
[Distant dog barking]

1381
01:30:10,071 --> 01:30:11,406
I wasn't gonna miss it.

1382
01:30:13,992 --> 01:30:15,660
Awards are kinda stupid.

1383
01:30:17,454 --> 01:30:19,205
I'm really sorry, franny.

1384
01:30:21,541 --> 01:30:23,168
You really pushed it.

1385
01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:27,255
- You pushed me.
- [Voice cracking] I know.

1386
01:30:28,381 --> 01:30:32,260
I just wanted that feeling that everyone
else looks like they're having.

1387
01:30:32,344 --> 01:30:34,179
You know, that they're respected and...

1388
01:30:35,388 --> 01:30:36,556
You know.

1389
01:30:51,321 --> 01:30:53,949
What would the world do
with two Dolly partons?

1390
01:31:06,628 --> 01:31:08,254
Celebrate?

1391
01:31:15,261 --> 01:31:17,597
- You know I'm doing a new thing?
- Oh, yeah?

1392
01:31:17,681 --> 01:31:19,766
Yeah, I think I've kinda found
my audience.

1393
01:31:19,849 --> 01:31:22,811
- As yourself?
- Yeah. Everyone else is taken.

1394
01:31:23,812 --> 01:31:26,815
["The real thing"
by Kylie Minogue playing]

1395
01:31:37,450 --> 01:31:40,286
My name is red and I'm your teacher.

1396
01:31:44,457 --> 01:31:46,459
["The real thing" continues]

1397
01:33:48,039 --> 01:33:51,042
[Instrumental music playing]

1398
01:38:33,741 --> 01:38:34,742
[Music ends]