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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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[STAMMERING]
Come here, Fuzzball.
Come take your medicine.

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-[PORKY SCREAMING]
-[FUZZBALL SCREECHING]

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[GROANS]

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-[KNOCK ON DOOR]
-Huh!

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Coming.

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Beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep.

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-Beep, beep, beep, beep.
-[GASPING]

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False alarm. Just a pig
in a tiny sports coat.

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-Who are you?
-Daffy Duck.

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Martian Investigations.

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I'’ve been tracking a Martian
for several months

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and have reason to believe
he is in the vicinity.

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[STAMMERING] Martians?
Are you crazy?

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Of course I'’m not crazy.

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Would a crazy person
be wearing this tin-foil hat

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to block out electromagnetic
radio waves?

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Look, Mr. Duck,
there are no Martians here.

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It'’s just me and my cat.
Meet Fuzzball.

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Well, this is
a Martian detector.

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It beeps whenever there'’s
a Martian around.

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Your cat could be
a Martian in disguise.

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-Beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep.
-[SCREECHING]

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Stop it! He'’s just a cat.

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Just get out of here, would you?

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Fine! But if you see a Martian,
you know where to find me.

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I have no idea
where to find you.

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I live in that station wagon
stuffed with trash
across the street.

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The neighbor has been
trying to get that car
removed for weeks.

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Eminent domain, pal.

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He is a crazy duck.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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-I said--
-Hello there,
inferior life form.

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I just moved in next door
and was wondering

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if I could borrow
a cup of sugar.

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Oh, of course.

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-Here you go.
-Oh, thank you.

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Welcome to the neighborhood.

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What a nice fella.
He must be making a pie.

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-Or having a picnic or...
-[RUMBLING]

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[RUMBLING CONTINUES]

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[GASPS] Or using it to fuel

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[STAMMERING]
the giant Martian bomb.

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[SCREAMING] Mr. Duck!
You were right!

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Hush! My stories are on.

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Ronaldo was tricked into
dating his twin sister.

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There'’s a Martian
living next door

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and he is trying to
blow up the world.

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Ronaldo can wait.

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First off, you'’re gonna
need a tin-foil hat.

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Secondly, we'’re gonna need
the most hi-tech Martian weapon
known to man.

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-[PORKY GRUNTS]
-Feast your eyes on this.

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Hey! That'’s my satellite dish.

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"Satellite dish?"

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This is an Alien Communicator.

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If you have one of these,
you'’re in cahoots with aliens.

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But everyone around here
has one of these.

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Oh, no! The Martians
are taking over.

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We have to hurry.

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Okay, I'’ve set up a picnic
to lure up the Martian.

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Now, when I say the words,
"Potato salad,"

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you drop the alien communicator on his head.

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-Got it.
-That Martian will be
flatter than a pancake

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in a rolling pin factory.
Whoo-hoo!

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[CLANGING]

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Hello there, neighbor.

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I'’m chairman on the neighborhood
welcoming committee,

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here to welcome you
to the neighborhood.

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Sorry, but I am very busy
at this time.

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Oh, come on now.
We'’re having a picnic
in your honor.

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A picnic? Let'’s go.

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I'’ve got everything a Mart...
A man can eat.

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Hamburgers, hot dogs.

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-Potato salad!
-[CLANGS]

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Oh, goody goody.

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I could survive the rest
of my life on potato salad.

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-I could have potato salad
for breakfast,
-[CLANGS]

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-potato salad
for lunch,
-[CLANGS]

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-and potato salad for dinner.
-[CLANGS]

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Oh, look at me.

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-I'’m eating potato salad
-[CLANGS]

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-and saying potato salad.
-[CLANGS]

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Did I get him?

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[GROANING]
I feel like a potato salad.

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Greetings, Martian brother,
I am Quirk.

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And I am Quirk too.

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You'’re Quirk II or Quirk also?

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Yes.

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We are aliens from
the planet Jupiter

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and we were wondering
if you could help us
fix our flying saucer.

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Of course. Where is it?

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I thought you'’d never ask.

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So if you'’re from Jupiter,
you must know Menular.

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Oh. Yeah, we know Menular.
He is a great guy.

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Guy? Menular is a woman.

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Oh, that Menular,
what a sweet little lady.

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Little? She'’s 30-feet tall.

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Look, let'’s just talk
about the spacecraft.

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This isn'’t a spaceship.

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It'’s a station wagon
filled with trash.

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And now, it'’s filled
with aliens.

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What are you doing?

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Saving the world
from a Martian bomb.

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Bomb? What bomb

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The bomb you have
in your backyard.

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Let'’s go, Porky.

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Hmm. Diffusing this bomb
is going to require

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the skill and precision
of a surgeon.

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[GRUNTS]

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This is it!
The end of the world!

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We'’re finished, we'’re--

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Cream corn?

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It seems to be raining food.

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I was trying to tell you.

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I wasn'’t coming
to destroy the world,

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I was coming here
to end world hunger.

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Nice try.

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But this cream corn'’s
too much cream
and not enough corn.

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Oh, you'’ve ruined everything!

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I thought you Earthlings
were worth saving

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but you have shown me that
you'’re all just a bunch
of paranoid loonies!

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Come on, Fuzzball, lets go.

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[PORKY GRUNTS]

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[COUGHS]

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I knew there was something
weird about that cat.

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[STAMMERING]
Well, that would explain
why his litter box

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was filled with asteroids.

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[TAZ GROWLING]

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Why is this thing chasing me?

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"Tasmanian Devil"?

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Well, what do you know.

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[GROWLING CONTINUES]

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[SNIFFLING]

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[SNEEZING]

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Who knew Tasmanian Devils
were allergic to mint?

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[EXCLAIMS] '’Tis I,
Sir Littlechin,

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and I have finally caught
the wood fairy of the forest.

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The rest of the knights
at the Square Table
will be tots jealous.

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Hey, doc, I'’m not a wood fairy,
I'’m just a rabbit.

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Drat, I was hoping
to catch a wood fairy,

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they'’re extremely rare.

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Though I must admit
I'’ve never seen one.

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Sorry, doc, I'’m just
a common everyday rabbit.

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Oh, that'’s all right.
I'’m getting hungry for lunch

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and, oh, I suppose
I'’ll eat you instead.

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Well, this took quite a turn.

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I do apologize

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but if I have to find
the wood fairy,
I have to keep my strength up.

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Well, wait. If you eat me
I can'’t tell you
how to find the wood fairy.

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You know where
to find a wood fairy?

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Of course, I do.
It'’s right over there.

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[BURPS]

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[GRUNTING]

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Mmm, that wood fairy
is positively grotesque.

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The wood fairies aren'’t
known for their table manners.

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I shall capture this wood fairy
and teach it some etiquette.

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[GRUNTING]

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Aha, got you.

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-[GROWLING]
-[LITTLECHIN GROANING]

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Littlechin has the little spins.

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Ooh, enough!

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If you won'’t come easily,
then taste my steel.

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[GROWLS]

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Egad, I didn'’t mean literally.

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-Why you--
-[GROWLS]

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[TAZ GROWLS]

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[BURPS]

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It would appear
that I'’m out of weapons.

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I bid you good day.

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-[GROWLING]
-[LITTLECHIN YELPING]

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[GROANING]

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Turns out wood fairies
are very aggressive.

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Look, doc, if you want to get
a wood fairy, you can'’t just
attack it directly.

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You got to be sneaky.
Come with me.

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[LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC PLAYING]

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So that'’s how you
do the mating dance
of the wood fairy.

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I get the dance

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but how is wearing
this dress supposed
to help me catch it?

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I told you, doc, you can'’t
perform a mating dance
without a dress.

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But it makes me look fat.

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Wood fairies don'’t judge.

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Now, once the wood fairy
is distracted,

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you knock it over the head
with this club.

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I got it.

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Here he comes now. Good luck.

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[GROWLING]

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-LITTLECHIN: Yoo-hoo.
-Who was that?

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Prepare to be entranced.

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[CONTINUES GROWLING]

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[LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC PLAYING]

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[GROWLS EXCITEDLY]

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[GRUNTS]

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[GRUNTS]

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[GRUNTS]

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[GRUNTS]

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Look at that.
He tore right through
your armor.

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We need to get you
a wood fairyproof suit.

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Where would I get such a thing?

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I just happen
to have one right here.

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[GRUNTS]

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It fits perfectly.

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Now all we have to do
is run a couple of tests
to make sure it works.

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What kind-- [SCREAMS]

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First, the log test,

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then the flame test.

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[SCREAMING]

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And, finally,
the cheese fondue test.

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[GRUNTING]

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Wood fairies love
communal eating.

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Now let'’s see
how it does in the field.

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I'’m coming for you, wood fairy.

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[GROWLS]

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Ready, ho!

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-[GROWLING]
-[LITTLECHIN YELPING]

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Leave me alone, wood fairy.

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I want nothing more
to do with you.

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[GROWLS] Wood fairy?

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"Tasmanian Devil"?

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But that rabbit told me
you were a wood fairy.

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[GROWLING]

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[NERVOUSLY] Hello.

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[TAZ GROWLING]

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Nighty night, rabbit.

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[GASPS]

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Could it be?

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Yes, the mystical wood fairy.

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At last, she'’s mine.

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A man!

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Um, actually, I think there'’s
been a slight mistake.

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Ooh, love don'’t make
mistake, sugar.

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No, pucker up,
you big hunky man!

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[LITTTLECHIN WHIMPERS]

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Ooh, I love '’em when they run.
[CHUCKLING]

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[LITTLECHIN SCREAMING]

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[GROWLS]

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[LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC PLAYING]

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[GROWLS EXCITEDLY]

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If you wanna catch
a Tasmanian Devil,

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remember to, "castanet."

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]