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Oh, I got grape juice
on my silky jacket.

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Oh, hello,
I didn'’t see you there.

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Welcome to another episode
of Elmer Fudd'’s
Literwawy Cwassics.

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I'’m your host, Elmer Fudd.

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[LAUGHING]

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Today'’s folk tale was
considered by many to be

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the greatest love story
of all time.

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It'’s actually
the second greatest.

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The greatest love story is
between me and my wava lamp.

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Oh, I love you wava lamp.

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Look at your colorful bubbles
floating up and down.

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No, the love story
I'’m talking about

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starts here in the jungle.

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and it concerns two boys
who fell for the same girl.

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The first boy was the greedy
king of the jungle, King Thes.

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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

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♪ What a great party
What a great feast

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♪ Everybody worshiping
And loving this beast

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♪ I got all these great gifts
Just for being King

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♪ If I want it, its mine
I'’ve got every single thing ♪

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ELMER: The other boy was
King Thes'’ pwo wowey servant

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the good-natured Porky Pig.

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♪ What a great party
So many great friends

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♪ But, now it'’s time
To work now that the fun
Has reached its end

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♪ This place
Won'’t clean itself

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♪ it'’s not right
To leave a mess ♪

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♪ I'’m sorry I don'’t clean

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♪ have you forgotten
I'’m King Thes ♪

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♪ '’Cause if we ever
Have this place to be clean

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♪ We gotta pick up what'’s left

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♪ So, let'’s clean up

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♪ I really cleaned up

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♪ We gotta clean up this trash

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♪ Pick up everything

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♪ I clean up with this loot

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♪ Because I am the King

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[BOTH SINGING]
♪ We both clean up

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♪ Tonight

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[DRUM ROLL]

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ELMER: The King
and his servant

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couldn'’t agree on anything.
[LIGHT TURNS ON]

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That is, until she walked in.

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ELMER: [LAUGHING]

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[GASPS]

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Ooh!

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[GULPS] Ah!

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♪ I'’m just cleaning up

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♪ Just cleaning up

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♪ And in walks the most
beautiful[STAMMERS] girl

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♪ The most beautiful girl

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♪ In this part
Of the[STAMMERS] world

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♪ I just cleaned up
Got all the stuff I want

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♪ When who walks up

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♪ But the most beautiful girl

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♪ The most beautiful girl

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♪ In my

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♪ Part of the world ♪

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ELMER: Dazzled by her
delectable demeanor

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the two immediately

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began competing
for her affection.

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-♪ I think you--
-♪ Dropped this

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♪ It dropped
On this guy'’s face

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♪ And I picked it up
And gave it to you

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[BOTH SINGING]
♪ Would you like
To go out with me?

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BOTH: You?

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♪ You'’re just
A pig who'’s broke

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♪ Your possessions are a joke

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♪ You don'’t have
Anything to offer

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♪ There'’s only air
Inside your coffer

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♪ You'’re just
A king who'’s mean

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♪ Your gold'’s not worth

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♪ If you'’re selfish,
Cold and rude

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♪ Never in a happy mood

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[BOTH SINGING]
♪ You'’ll treat her poorly

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♪ And that'’s for sure

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♪ She deserves more

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♪ More than the poor life

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♪ You'’re ensuring she adores

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♪ It seems to me

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♪ We both agree To what this lovely lady needs

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♪ Me, me

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♪ Me!

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♪ Yes, I will go out with you

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♪ Both of you

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♪ I'’ll give
Both of you a chance

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♪ Forest, you'’ll find romance

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♪ One date in the morning

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♪ Another in the afternoon

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♪ And then I'’ll make my choice

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♪ By the warm light
Of the moon

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♪ Sorry to say this
And ruin your life

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♪ But, by the end of the day
That girl will be my wife

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♪ It'’s I who must apologize
To you, my King

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♪ But, by the end of the day
She will be wearing my ring

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♪ Tess will be mine

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♪ Tess will be mine
Wait I thought
Her name was Beth

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- ♪ It is Beth
-[STAMMERS] Beth?

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- ♪ Beth
-♪ Are we both saying
The same thing here, Beth?

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♪ Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth!

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♪ My name is Petunia

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♪ Oh so I was kinda right

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♪ See you tomorrow

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♪ And I'’ll see you
later tomorrow

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♪ I hope you like losing

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♪ '’Cause that'’s what
You'’re gonna do

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♪ You'’re gonna lose her
Like you losing, losing loser

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[GRUNTING]

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♪ Um, can you help me
With this? ♪

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[FLUSHING]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

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And so it was set.

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Petunia would go on a date

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with both, King Thes and Porky
so each would have a chance

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to show her why they were
deserving of her wove.

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It'’s not unlike the day
I saw my wava lamp

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at the store for only $14.95.

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You were on sale, weren'’t you,
you wovely wava lamp.

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Anyway, Petunia would go out
with King Thes in the morning

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Porky in the afternoon

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and give her answer at night,

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which is when my wava lamp
shines brightest.

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♪ It'’s a lovely day

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♪ Made even more beautiful
Because of you

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♪ And the beauty you cast

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♪ Upon me

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It is a lovely day.

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♪ Autumn time

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♪ Such good, crisp weather

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-♪ Don'’t need a jacket
-♪ And so we got a sweater ♪

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♪ The moon is high

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♪ And the pumpkins
are ripening ♪

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♪ Sometimes I find scarecrows

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♪ Frightening ♪

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♪ I must say
I'’m very surprised

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♪ Of how sweet
You'’re being to me

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♪ Telling me I look lovely ♪

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♪ Oh that
I was talking
To the gold coins

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♪ But, if you marry me
You too will have

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♪ All the lovely gold coins
You could imagine

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♪ We could travel the world

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♪ Have adventures
You'’ve only dreamed of

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♪ I am King
And you could be my Queen

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♪ Can Porky offer you
Anything this alluring? ♪

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KING THES: [GRUNTS]
I'’m [STAMMERS] so sorry.

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♪ Isn'’t it time
For our date? ♪

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♪ I guess Porky can
Give you something ♪

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A mud bath.

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♪You should clean yourself up
You look terrible ♪

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Can you help me with this?

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ELMER: Petunia was entwanced
by the king.

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Can you blame her? He'’s rich for crying out loud.

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Poor Porky had his work
cut out for him.

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♪ It'’s a lovely day

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♪ With a lovely lady ♪

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♪ It'’s lovely
To be treated so lovely

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♪ By such a lovely guy

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♪ Thes can be so mean

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- ♪ Selfish and petty ♪
-♪ So, not lovely

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♪ Then why do you choose
To date him? ♪

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♪ He is the King after all

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♪ His life has
So much opportunity

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♪ I could grow
Accustomed to that life ♪

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♪ I could make a good life
For you too

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♪ It wouldn'’t be a rich life

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[BOTH SINGING]
♪ But, it would be
A lovely life

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♪ Lovely ♪

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♪ Lovely ♪

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♪ It would be lovely ♪

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ELMER: The two were
getting along swimmingly.

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But, before Porky had
a chance to tell Petunia
how he felt

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The jealous king appeared
and ruined their wove fest.

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♪ The date is coming to an end

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♪ Day is turning into night

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♪ And I'’m not giving up
My lady without a fight

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♪ I challenge you

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♪ Why would you
Want him anyway?

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♪ I'’ve got everything
And this guy'’s got nothing

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♪ I'’ve got money
I'’ve got riches

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♪ Which is weight
On my bridges

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♪ I'’ve got silver
I'’ve got gold

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♪ I store silver
In my gold boats

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♪ I'’ve cars could take you far

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♪ And arms to hold you near

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♪ But, this guy
Ain'’t got nothing

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♪ And that is oh so clear ♪

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I also actually have crystals.

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♪ It'’s true I don'’t have money

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♪ I'’m not handsome, smart
Or funny

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♪ I don'’t have cars
Or planes or, boats
Or a castle with a moat

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♪ There'’s not
A single thing I own
That I could recite

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♪ And yet I have amassed
All the finer things in life

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♪ I have moonlight
I have kindness

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♪ I have sunshine get the gist?

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-♪And I also have a mouth
-♪And you also have a mouth

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BOTH: ♪ That'’s filled with King Thes'’ fist ♪

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♪ Then I guess it looks like
This row boat is

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- ♪ For me
-♪ Hey, that'’s my boat ♪

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♪ I need some time to think

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♪ I'’ll see you later tonight

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♪ With my decision ♪

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ELMER: The two had no idea
who she would choose

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They swan ashore
to await their fate.

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♪ I'’ve made my choice
It'’s time you know

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♪ The one with which my heart

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♪ Will go ♪

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♪ Petunia'’s my gal, not yours

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♪ I own her dress, her back Her shoes her pearls

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♪ She will be my wife

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♪ Legally bound

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♪ You knew it from the start ♪

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♪ You may own all those things Around her

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♪ But, it'’s
I who own her heart

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♪ Petunia'’s my gal, it'’s true

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♪ She likes that I am
Kind of sweet
And most of all not you

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♪ In me she'’s found
A mate for life

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♪ Despite your riches
That are so big

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♪ You may be
King of the Jungle

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♪ But, she left you
For a[STAMMERS] pig ♪

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♪ So, it'’s me, right?

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-♪ No, I'’m sure it'’s me
-♪ Me ♪

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-♪ Me ♪
-PETUNIA: Me!

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I choose me!

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BOTH: Huh?

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♪ I mean, look at you two

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♪ This isn'’t about me anymore

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♪ It'’s just about you
And your silly competition

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♪ I don'’t need either of you

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♪ And neither of you
Are worthy of me

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♪ I'’m better off on my own

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-♪ I will take this though ♪
-[COINS CHINKING]

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[SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

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♪ I guess we lost sight
Of what mattered the most

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♪ We were wrapped up
In all of our strife

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♪ So, now we have lost

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♪ The most important thing
In life ♪

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Gold?
No.

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Hmm.
[STAMMERS] ♪ Love ♪

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Love of gold?

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I'’m just joking.

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♪ '’Cause if we ever
Wanna find true love

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♪ We must clean up our act

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[BOTH SINGING]
♪Let'’s clean up

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♪ Let'’s get cleaned up

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♪ We need to clean up
Our fronts

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♪ And clean up our backs

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♪ And also clean up
Both of our acts

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♪ Let'’s clean up

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♪ Our acts ♪

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You first.
[STAMMERS] No, you.

249
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:47,777
Yeah, no, you.

250
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,956
Well, it looks like no one
got the girl at the end.

251
00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:54,088
Or, did they?

252
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,525
Ready to go cutie?

253
00:10:56,612 --> 00:11:00,268
Listen, you can only date
a wava lamp for so long.

254
00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:01,661
[LAUGHS]