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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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[FOGHORN HUMMING]

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[GASPS]

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Yo, I say the only tough
part about being
a party planner,

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is having
a sharp beak.

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There you are.
Everything has
to be perfect

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for tonight'’s
presentation.

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Full spread
of food, check.

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Ice sculpture,
check, check.

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My esteemed guests
are going to be in awe

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when I reveal my
brand new invention.

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Well, looks like
I say,

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looks like you have
everything covered

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with your snooze fist.

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So I am going
to head out.

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The guests will arrive
in about an hour.

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Until then, I need you
to keep the sculptures

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cold with this freeze-ray.

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This was not
in my contract.

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The doctor said I should
not fly after getting my
eyes dilated.

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But what do doctors know!

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[WHOOPING]

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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

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[WHISTLING]

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Hey, darlin'’.

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Why don'’t you and I
find a nice pond

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and gobble up some
pieces of old
stale bread together.

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Ooh, the silent type, huh.

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Oh, say boy,

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you trying to start
a conversation
with that thing?

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Trying to. But she
doesn'’t want
any part of it.

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Oh yeah, it looks like
she'’s giving you
the cold shoulder.

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Get it, cold shoulder.

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[BOTH LAUGH]

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No.

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Come over here, son.

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You know that swan
is made of ice, right?

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Yeah, she gives
me the shivers.

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Stop that, boy.

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Can'’t you see that
she is not real?

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You said it.
She is out of this world.

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The boy is more mixed
up than a can of nuts
in a blender.

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Boy, I say, boy,

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how many fingers am I
holding up?

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Three.

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How many now?

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A tornado.

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They say love is blind,
but this is ridiculous.

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May as well have
little fun in the mean time.

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You know what, my boy.

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She is out
of this world.

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Let me give you a few
pointers, so you can
woo the lady.

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You'’d really
do that for me?

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Why, sure, son.

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First all, you ought to have
a romantic dinner together.

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Here. Now take this plate
of spaghetti and meatballs.

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Jeez, thanks.
Looks delicious.

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Hey, there,
I was wondering
if you'’d like

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to share a meal with me.

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You eat the food first.

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Show her how delicious it is.

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Lively.

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[COUGHS]

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[LAUGHS]

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Thanks a lot, Bub.

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That was a disaster.

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Maybe its your smell.

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Don'’t forget to wear cologne.

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Not too much now though.

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Whoa!

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[LAUGHS]

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No luck.

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Here, why not try
a romantic candle.

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It looks like it says "TNT".

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TNT is Latin for love, boy.
Now get going.

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[EXPLOSION]

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Boy'’s like a pickle
at the state fair.

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Fried.

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Nuts to this.

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I tried it your way.

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I am just gonna be myself
and show her what I'’m
all about.

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Hi, we haven'’t been
properly introduced.

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I am Daffy Duck.

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Boy, you'’re really flooding.

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Hey, I am nervous too.

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[SHIVERS]
You'’re freezing.

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Let me grab something
to warm you up.

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There. This is nice.

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Oh, no!
Now you'’re crying.

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Why does every women
I meet end up crying?

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Don'’t cry.
Maybe you need
some fresh air.

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Should we get
out of here?

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[FOGHORN IMITATING SWAN]
Yes, take me away.

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Great. Let'’s fly
away together.

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Oops! Sorry
about that.

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I'’ve got butter wings.

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You'’ve got little
schmutz on you.

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Don'’t worry. Nothing
a little warm dip

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in a bird bath
can'’t fix.

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I'’ve heard of dim sum,

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but that boy
is dim a lot.

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[IMITATING SWAN]
Kiss me. I say
kiss me, Mr. Duck.

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Really? You wanna
kiss now.

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[IMITATING SWAN]
Why, I feel so faint.

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Please kiss me, duck.

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One kiss coming up.

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[GROANS]

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[GASPS] Oh my God!

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[CRYING]

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[FOGHORN LAUGHING]

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How naive can one
silly duck be.

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Oh, yeah, you
sure got

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that nutty
duck, all right.

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It'’s like taking
candy from--

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Oh, no. What happened
out here?

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My party is ruined.

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Not so fast, pal.

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I have got the solution

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to all of your problems.

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Thank you all,

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for coming to the unveiling
of my latest

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and greatest invention.

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I give you, the Wile E.
Animatronic Robotic

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Trends Creator 5000.

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This is ingenious device

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creates a fully functional,

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fully real life robot,
in mere minutes.

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While we wait, how
about a hand for our
party planner.

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Daffy Duck!

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Oh, thank you.
Thank you.

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If I were you, folks,

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I'’d stay away
from the spaghetti
and meatball.

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I say... I say these ducks
are flimflam mad...

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A bamboozler.

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Looks like
the ice sculpture needs
little re-freeze.

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[LAUGHS]

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Oh, baby!

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Are you a sight
for sore eyes.

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Don'’t knock it
if you ain'’t tried it.

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[WITH AN ITALLIAN ACCENT]
Being a Roman guard,

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is like the easiest job.

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Yeah, no one would
attack a Roman empire,

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'’cause its so strong.

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[SCREAMS]

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I am Genghis Cal.

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This is now my zone.

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My Genghis Cal zone.

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And I have conquered
everything in my zone.

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I have conquered this mule.

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This chariot!

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I have conquered
this slice of pizza.

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Yuck! Anchovies.

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Hey, Doc, what
is the big idea.

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That piece of pizza
wasn'’t for you.

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If it is in my zone,
it is mine.

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So I will eat all
the slices of pizza.

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"All the slices"?

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Say good bye
to that girlish figure.

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I have almost conquered
the entire known universe.

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One more continent and I
get to drink from this,

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World'’s Best Conqueror mug.

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BUGS: Oh, yeah,
that'’s a nice mug.

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And I claim these
pizza oven as my own.

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And I will make pizzas
with pineapple and ham on it.

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"Pineapple and ham"?

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No, I won'’t let you do it!

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And you cannot
be in my zone.

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My Cal zone.

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Of course you know,

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this means war.

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What is that, grapes?

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You want to be captured
by Genghis Cal?

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No problem.

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What is that you say,
loaf of bread?

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You want
to be conquered too?

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Hey, Cal.

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Sure you can conquer
those carbs,

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but can you conquer
these break dance moves?

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What is this
break dancing?

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Ah, you know
the moonwalk,

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the flare, of course
the classic head spin.

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Cal can easily conquer
those moves.

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Hold up. Now first
you need tights

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leg warmers and
an off the shoulder
sweatshirt.

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I feel so free.

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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

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I just gotta dance.

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[LAUGHS]

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[SCREAMS]

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Boy, I am a real stinker.

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And so is Cal.

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That is it, rabbit.

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You are going to feel
the wrath of Cal.

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Okay, Doc, but I know
something you haven'’t
conquered yet.

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You haven'’t
conquered
trigonometry.

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Of course, I have.

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What is trigonometry?

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It'’s math.

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Here, take a seat.
You'’re gonna need
a protractor for this.

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"A protractor"?

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I do not need no
stinking protractor.

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My brain is like
my shirt size.

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Extra extra large.

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Suit yourself.

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In this figure,
AB and BC
are perpendicular

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to CB. Now that
makes this 31 degree.

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If I draw
a right triangle here

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congruent
with the hypotenuse of B,

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which is greater than
or equal to square root
of 6.25.

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It makes a second
isosceles triangle...

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[GRUNTING]

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...circumference
of this cycle.

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So, my question
to you is,

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what is the value of A?

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[GROANS]

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Are you sure you don'’t
need a protractor?

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This is ridiculous!

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I can do trigonometry
as well as anyone.

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Oh, yeah, bet you
can'’t use it

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to figure out how to shoot
yourself over that wall.

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Of course I can.

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I weigh 250 pounds.

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And I need to shoot
myself over a wall
that is 30 feet high.

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That means I have
to set this catapult,

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to an angle
of 45 degrees,

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and cut the rope.

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Jeez, I don'’t know.

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I will prove
it to you, rabbit.

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[SCREAMS] I was right!

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[CRASHES]

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Yep, he showed me.

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I have had
enough, rabbit.

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Okay, boss,
tell you what.

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You conquer my to-do list,

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then you'’ve
conquered everything.

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Deal. I will have your
to-do list,

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screaming
for its mommy.

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For starters,
scrub the dishes.

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Now sort the dirty laundry.

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Ew! So dirty!

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Change the oil.

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Nurse the baby, floss my
teeth, give Fluffy her
heart worm medicine.

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[SCREAMS]
I am allergic.[MEOWS]

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[GASPS]

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Are we done yet?

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Just take out the trash
and we'’re good.

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It'’s enough?

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All the trash.

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And don'’t forget to sort
the recyclables.

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I could do this all day.

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00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:02,776
Now, for my next chore,

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I am going to split
you in two.

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Yikes!

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[SCREAMS]

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00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,783
[GASPS]

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00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:12,394
Oh, Cal! Yoo-hoo!

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Get out of my zone!

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00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:16,659
[SCREAMS]

259
00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:21,838
[GRUNTS] Oh, no!

260
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,231
My zone walls!

261
00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:32,327
Oh, no!

262
00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:34,198
I am not going
to do that again.

263
00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:36,461
I am going to build
another wall, to keep
you out!

264
00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,335
There, that should
keep you--

265
00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,423
How are you, doc?

266
00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:42,511
What!

267
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,166
[TRIUMPHANT LAUGH]

268
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,129
I have kept you
out of my zone.

269
00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:54,088
You will never get in.

270
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,264
BUGS: You'’re right,
and you'’ll never get out.

271
00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:57,352
[GASPS]

272
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,790
At least I am
in my zone.

273
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,012
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]