1 00:00:00,913 --> 00:00:02,089 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:19,628 --> 00:00:22,544 Wow, we spend all this time getting out of cages, 3 00:00:22,631 --> 00:00:24,546 and these gals want to get into them. 4 00:00:24,633 --> 00:00:26,678 Oh! I'm done for! 5 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,419 Right in the kidneys! 6 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:31,944 Is this the end of Rhoda Roundhouse's career? 7 00:00:33,207 --> 00:00:34,382 Psych! 8 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:35,513 [WHIMPERS] 9 00:00:37,863 --> 00:00:38,995 [GRUNTS] 10 00:00:39,952 --> 00:00:41,041 [GRUNTS] 11 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:42,433 Oh, yeah! 12 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,175 Another victory for Rhoda Roundhouse! 13 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:47,090 Hey! Wait a minute! 14 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:49,136 That little pistol's cheating! 15 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:51,964 Who's the undisputed champion, going on four years? 16 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:55,533 [EXCLAIMS] Rhoda Roundhouse, that's who! 17 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:57,144 Anyone else here have the guts to step into the ring 18 00:00:57,231 --> 00:00:58,667 and challenge me? 19 00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:00,799 Boo! Boo! 20 00:01:00,886 --> 00:01:03,324 Roundhouse is a dirty cheat! 21 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:06,109 Boo! This match stinks... [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 22 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:07,676 [SIGHS] Hello. 23 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:11,549 Oh! So you think you can handle the Roundhouse? 24 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:13,073 Normally, yes, 25 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,813 but, you see, my back has been bothering me, 26 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:16,728 and I've been meaning to go to the chiropractor... 27 00:01:16,815 --> 00:01:18,252 [JOINTS CRACKING] 28 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:19,688 [SCREAMS] That's better. 29 00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:22,125 [GRUNTS] 30 00:01:22,212 --> 00:01:23,431 Okay, that's enough. 31 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:24,693 Huh? 32 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:26,956 You wouldn't hit a girl, would you? 33 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:28,827 What? I'd never hit a girl! 34 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:30,742 My momma would be ashamed of me! [GRUNTS] 35 00:01:30,829 --> 00:01:33,745 Bam, baby! Rhoda rage! 36 00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:37,053 Okay. What Momma don't know won't hurt her. 37 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,402 WOMAN: Go kick her butt, son! 38 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:40,100 Thanks, Ma! 39 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:41,927 Thank you! Thank you! 40 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:43,973 Rhoda rage, baby! [LAUGHS] 41 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,496 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 42 00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:47,063 All right, Roundhouse, you've been cheating. 43 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:48,630 Rhoda's gotta rage. 44 00:01:48,717 --> 00:01:50,675 Well, not this next fight. Here are the rules. 45 00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:51,981 -No eye-poking. -Argh! 46 00:01:52,068 --> 00:01:53,461 -No elbow-spikes. -Ow! 47 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:54,636 No biting. 48 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:55,724 [SCREAMING] 49 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:56,986 Okay, that seems fair. 50 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:58,335 And I assume there's no tickling. 51 00:01:58,422 --> 00:01:59,423 [LAUGHING] 52 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:00,642 -No wet-willies. -Ugh! 53 00:02:00,729 --> 00:02:02,339 -And no noogies. -[GROANING] 54 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:04,167 Nope. No cheek-pulling. No nose-tweaking. 55 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:05,473 No undie-grundies. 56 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,214 Huh? I can't see, 57 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:09,738 but I can smell something awful! 58 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:11,087 No shin-kicking! 59 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:12,741 Ow! Oh, oh, oh! 60 00:02:12,828 --> 00:02:14,612 That's correct. All that, and no wristie-twisties. 61 00:02:14,699 --> 00:02:16,701 [SCREAMING] 62 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:19,269 And this! None of those! Or those! Or this! 63 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:20,662 Only on Tuesdays! Not that! 64 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:22,098 -[YELPING] -That's a nope! This! That! 65 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:23,491 [EXCLAIMING] 66 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:24,535 -What, where, when and why! -[SCREAMS] 67 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:25,797 Good to know. 68 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:27,190 You're out! 69 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:28,887 Wait! The bell didn't ring! 70 00:02:28,974 --> 00:02:30,106 One bell, coming up! 71 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:31,194 [CLANGING] 72 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:34,545 [ROARING] 73 00:02:34,632 --> 00:02:36,460 Hey, what's the Wi-Fi password here? 74 00:02:36,547 --> 00:02:38,462 Uh, firedup218. 75 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:39,855 Oh, all one word. 76 00:02:39,942 --> 00:02:41,770 -[GROANS] -What are you... 77 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:43,424 Just checking up on a package I ordered. 78 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:44,555 Should be arriving... 79 00:02:44,642 --> 00:02:46,122 -[BOX THUDS] -Now! 80 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:47,515 Do you mind? 81 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:49,647 Oh, man, this is perfect! 82 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:51,040 What is it? 83 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:52,694 Nah, it's really not that interesting. 84 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:55,044 Oh, come on. Let me see. 85 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:56,524 Please? 86 00:02:56,611 --> 00:02:58,090 Nah, you're building it up too much. 87 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,222 You're going to think it's silly. 88 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:01,616 No, no. I won't. I promise. 89 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:03,139 Well, I suppose... 90 00:03:05,402 --> 00:03:06,490 [GRUNTS] 91 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:08,231 [STRUGGLING] 92 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:09,928 I don't know where the octopus came from, 93 00:03:10,015 --> 00:03:11,713 but I think he's in the wrong section. 94 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,062 Roundhouse attacks a right to the octopus, 95 00:03:13,149 --> 00:03:14,455 but it's too quick for her. 96 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,283 She gives herself a right! And a left! 97 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:18,285 She keeps hitting herself! Now, she's kicking herself! 98 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:20,417 Stop hitting yourself left! Stop hitting yourself right! 99 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:22,202 Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! 100 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:23,594 Say uncle! Say uncle! 101 00:03:23,681 --> 00:03:26,249 -[BELL RINGS] -And the octopus wins! 102 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:29,861 That's it! It's time for Rhoda to rally! 103 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:32,299 [MACHINERY WHIRRING] 104 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:38,740 This Rhoda's under destruction! 105 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:42,874 [ROBOT STOMPING] 106 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:53,537 Oh, yeah! Rhoda rage, baby! 107 00:03:53,624 --> 00:03:56,540 I better do something, or Rhoda's gonna wreck me! 108 00:03:56,627 --> 00:04:01,589 Hmm. In case of emergency, use encased meats. 109 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:03,982 Uh-huh! Rhoda's gotta rage! 110 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:07,159 Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! 111 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,596 BUGS: Hey, Rhod-hog! 112 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:10,424 Huh? 113 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:11,947 I'm taking a stand! 114 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:13,818 A concession stand! 115 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:15,255 -[ARM POPS] -Huh? 116 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,432 Let's do this! 117 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,172 [BELLOWING] 118 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,523 Okay. [BELLOWS WEAKLY] 119 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,569 [METAL CLANGING] 120 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:27,005 [HEAD BOINGS] 121 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:28,398 Think you can ketchup? 122 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:32,359 Or is that all you can mustard? 123 00:04:32,446 --> 00:04:34,012 [SHRIEKS] 124 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:35,318 Enough with the puns! 125 00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:37,364 Just one more? 126 00:04:37,451 --> 00:04:39,279 You're really gonna relish it! 127 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:47,243 I'm gonna turn this bunny into Rhoda-kill! 128 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:54,642 [STRAINING] 129 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:57,949 Time to meet your biggest fan! 130 00:04:58,036 --> 00:05:00,474 Ahhh! I thought you said no more puns! 131 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:02,389 [CACKLING MANIACALLY] 132 00:05:08,177 --> 00:05:09,787 Ow. [GROANS] 133 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:13,356 Rhoda's got to... 134 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:17,012 One... 135 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:18,840 Two... Three... 136 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:20,755 Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, you win! 137 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:22,974 Just get me out of here! 138 00:05:23,061 --> 00:05:24,585 [BELL RINGS] 139 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:27,892 I will. Just a soon as I celebrate my big win. 140 00:05:29,241 --> 00:05:31,766 [BELLOWING] Yeah! 141 00:05:31,853 --> 00:05:33,768 -[CROWD CHEERING] -The thrill of victory... 142 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:36,074 [RHODA CRYING] 143 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:38,729 And the agony of the cheat. 144 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:42,864 VIKTOR: Ladies and gentlemen, 145 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:44,735 welcome to Circus Lame', 146 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:47,477 the most pretentious circus in the world! 147 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:49,087 Please turn on your cell phones 148 00:05:49,174 --> 00:05:51,133 and video-tape every second of... 149 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:54,658 Me, the spectacular 150 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:56,617 and handsome Viktor the Humble, 151 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:59,707 the greatest circus performer in the world! 152 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:01,404 Drumroll, please. 153 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,754 [DRUMROLL PLAYS] 154 00:06:05,277 --> 00:06:06,844 [CROWD CHEERS] 155 00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:08,498 MEN: [TOGETHER] Oh, Viktor! 156 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:11,414 You are the greatest circus performer in the world! 157 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:13,764 MAN 1: Look! He's trapped behind a glass window, 158 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:17,855 and he wants to pet a puppy, but he can't reach it! 159 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:19,596 I can't believe I snuck in here, 160 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:21,206 and this is the only seat I could find. 161 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:23,121 I can't see a thing! 162 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:26,298 Much better. Now, let's see what all the fuss is about. 163 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,171 MAN 1: Now, it's like he's drinking herbal tea! 164 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:31,739 I can smell the chamomile. 165 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:33,131 This is the show? 166 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:35,133 I should have stayed behind the pole. 167 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:37,397 Oh, you're trapped. That's how I feel 168 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:39,703 watching your lame show! 169 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:43,098 Is that invisible rope going to pull something entertaining onstage? 170 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:45,013 Oh, no. A windstorm. 171 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:47,058 Maybe it'll blow you back to the box office, 172 00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:48,320 so you can give us our money back! 173 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,540 Hey! What is your problem? 174 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,455 Listen, buster. 175 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:54,283 I like mime as much as the next mopey theater student, 176 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:57,155 but this is not my idea of a circus. 177 00:06:57,242 --> 00:06:59,288 No wonder you call it "Circus So-Lame." 178 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:02,900 This is the circus! The pretentious circus! 179 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:05,163 And it's pronounced "lam-ay." 180 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:07,731 Where are the death-defying stunts? 181 00:07:07,818 --> 00:07:09,298 The human cannonball! 182 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:11,039 Where are the clowns? 183 00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:12,127 I am the clown! 184 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:13,563 You? 185 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:15,913 Clowns don't run around making pretend boxes. 186 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,828 They spray seltzer in your face! 187 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:19,526 -They slip on banana peels. -[GRUNTS] 188 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:21,571 -They get hit a lot. -[GRUNTS] 189 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:23,399 [GRUMBLES] Enough! 190 00:07:23,486 --> 00:07:25,227 No one clowns around but me! 191 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:27,011 -[DAFFY SCREAMS] -[GLASS SMASHING] 192 00:07:27,098 --> 00:07:28,883 Sorry about the interruption, folks. 193 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:31,189 Soon, it will be a distant memory, 194 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:33,583 as I am about to glide through the air 195 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:35,237 like you've never seen before. 196 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:39,023 Hey, what are you doing? 197 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:41,199 I'm going to show you what a real circus looks like. 198 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:43,071 You're throwing me too high! 199 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:45,465 Real circuses have thrills and chills. 200 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:46,683 Ingrid Bergman! 201 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:49,991 [YELLS] 202 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:51,253 [GRUNTS] 203 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:53,168 -Put me down! -Will do. 204 00:07:53,255 --> 00:07:55,257 [EXCLAIMING] 205 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:57,302 [GASPS] 206 00:07:57,389 --> 00:07:59,043 To make it more riveting, 207 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:01,306 I've replaced the net with a tank of man-eating sharks. 208 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:03,221 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 209 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:05,006 [SHRIEKING] 210 00:08:05,093 --> 00:08:06,703 [CROWD CHEERING] 211 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:09,706 Get out of here, you crazy duck. 212 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:11,229 Whoo-hoo! 213 00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:14,406 Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on me! 214 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,408 It's okay if my beauty makes you cry, 215 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,324 because I brought handkerchiefs! 216 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:22,893 [EXCLAIMING] 217 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:26,288 Nice simple stunt, Viktor, but let's kick it up a notch. 218 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:28,769 Ow! Warn me first! 219 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:30,422 -DAFFY: Okay. Heads up! -[GRUNTS] 220 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,902 -DAFFY: And the spare! -[GRUNTS] 221 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:33,948 I'm a sad clown. 222 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:35,558 -DAFFY: Electric eels coming! -[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 223 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:36,907 [GRUNTING IN PAIN] Thank... You... 224 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:39,954 For... The... Warning! 225 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:42,826 Just look at him, folks! Juggling everything at once! 226 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:45,089 He's even off-balance! 227 00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:47,048 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 228 00:08:47,135 --> 00:08:49,180 And now, for the big finish! 229 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:51,487 Actually, I think he's Swedish. Whoo-hoo! 230 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:54,969 Abe Vigoda! 231 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:56,623 Gotcha, big fella! 232 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,494 -Ta-da! -[GRUNTS] 233 00:08:58,581 --> 00:08:59,713 Wait, where's the electric eel? 234 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,323 -[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] -Peter Forsberg! 235 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:04,108 He was right. It did bring a tear to my eye. 236 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:06,850 MEN: [TOGETHER] Viktor and Daffy are the greatest combination 237 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,374 since meatballs and anything. 238 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:10,811 They're eating this up! 239 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:13,291 I told you my old-school circus would be a hit! 240 00:09:13,378 --> 00:09:15,337 I want to put a foot in your caboodle! 241 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,121 -[GROWLS] -Whoo-hoo! 242 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,775 You gotta catch me first! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 243 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:20,821 -Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! -[GRUNTING] 244 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:23,127 Let's show them some real aerial ballet! 245 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:26,217 The hunter! The distressed mermaid! 246 00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:28,132 The bouncing ball! 247 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:30,221 The dueling banjo! 248 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:32,267 And finally, the snip! 249 00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:33,703 Ahhh! 250 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:36,140 [GRUNTING] 251 00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:38,926 [VIKTOR WHIMPERING] 252 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:40,449 [WHIMPERING] 253 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:41,972 [GROWLS] 254 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:44,496 [GRUNTS] 255 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,802 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 256 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,021 And now... 257 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,980 The ball of terror, 258 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:52,766 where Viktor the Humble will stand in the middle of this ball 259 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:54,768 while I repeatedly run him over 260 00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:56,334 with this motorcycle! 261 00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:57,640 What? 262 00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:59,163 On your right! On your right! 263 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,949 On your right! On your right! On your right! 264 00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:03,733 I'm always on your right. It's a circle. 265 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:06,301 And now, the Swedish missile! 266 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:08,303 Leslie Nielsen! 267 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:10,218 [GRUNTS AND GROANS] 268 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,089 [TENT CRASHING] 269 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:16,920 You crazy duck! You destroyed my circus! 270 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,922 Are you kidding? I made it better! 271 00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,532 -[CROWD CHEERING] -Just listen to that crowd! 272 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,404 MEN: [TOGETHER] We love you, Daffy! 273 00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,928 But, they are cheering for you! 274 00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:29,063 If you want to win them back, you need a more exciting act! 275 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:31,369 -[CROWD CHEERING] -DAFFY: Ladies and gentlemen, 276 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,284 step right up and watch, 277 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:36,418 as Viktor the Humble jumps from that high-dive 278 00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:38,899 into this bucket of sauerkraut! 279 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:42,250 But first, he must make it through three rings of fire, 280 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:46,515 all the while, wearing a suit made of sausages! 281 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:47,690 -[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] -[SHRIEKS] 282 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,605 [SCREAMING] Swedish meatballs! 283 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:56,177 I did it! I made it into the sauerkraut. 284 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:59,746 Wow, this circus really took a turn for the wurst. 285 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,225 [CHEWING]