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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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-[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
-And welcome back to

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The Available Guy
with Tad Tucker.

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The show where me, Tad Tucker,

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tries to find love
among a group
of insanely jealous women.

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I've already given koala roses
to Kendra and Brittany.

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BOTH: Ooh!

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And now, I must decide

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who gets tonight's
last koala rose,

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Theresa or Jennifer.

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[BOTH GIGGLING]

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-Theresa...
-[GASPS]

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...will you accept
this koala rose?

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Oh, yes, I do. I do!

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-Our trip to the Great Wall
of China was amazing.
-Mmm!

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-[GASPS]
-It truly is one of
the Wonders of the World.

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-[KISSING]
-[MOANING]

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And so am I!

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Sorry, Jenn, babe,

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our hot air balloon date
was hotter than hot

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but I was disappointed

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that you refused
to eat the rabbit entree

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that I cooked you for dinner.

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I just can't see myself
ever being with a girl

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who can't eat
an entire family of rabbits.

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Sweet... [SUCKS FINGER]

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Delicious... [SUCKS FINGER]

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Defenseless... [SUCKS FINGER]

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...rabbits.

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-Let's go, Theresa.
-[GIGGLING]

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Fortunately, you girls
love eating rabbits,
don't you?

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All right, now,
who's ready for Hawaii?

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[ALL CHEERING]

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Hawaii, huh?

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Let's make sure it's a date
they'll never forget.

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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

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-[TROPICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
-It's my first night
here in Hawaii

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and I feel I need to know
Kendra a little better.

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I've decided to set up a fire

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and have a lobster boil
here on the beach.

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-Kendra, welcome
to my beachfront paradise.
-[LAUGHING]

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[GROWLS]

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-Oh, Tad, you are so...
-Handsome?

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Ha! It's not the first time
someone's told me that.

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Let me get you
a sparkling cider.

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Here we go...

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Ah! [CHOKING]

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It burns!

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Get me a towel, quick!

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Oh, thanks, Kendra.

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Ouch! What the...

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[SCREAMING] Ow! Ahh! Ahh!

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-Kendra!
-[SCREAMS]

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Get them off me!

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-[THUDDING]
-You're not...

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...hitting the lobsters!

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You're hitting...
[SCREAMS IN PAIN]

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[WHIMPERS]...my face!

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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

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Morning! My date with Kendra
didn't end up like I'd hoped.

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I feel like we didn't connect

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as often as that oar
connected to my face.

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So let's see how I do
with Theresa zip-lining.

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Theresa,

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I admire your courage

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to join me on this
exciting leap of faith.

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-You first.
-Gee, we're awfully high up.

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-Kendra did it.
-[NERVOUSLY] Okay.

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Whee!

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[ZIP-LINE SLIDING]

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And now it's my turn.

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[WHOOPING]

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[GROANS]

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I appear to be stuck
smack dab in the middle.

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[SCREAMS]

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Oh, no! Oh!

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[ALLIGATORS HISSING]

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-[SAWING]
-[BLOWS]

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TAD: Ah! Not the face!

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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

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Good evening.
After watching me
get attacked by alligators,

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Theresa has decided
to leave the show,

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which only makes
my choice that much easier.

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So today I've got
a snorkeling date
with Brittany.

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It's been great exploring
this coral reef with you,
Brittany.

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I'm really starting
to feel a connection.

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[KISSING]

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Shark!

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Eat her first!

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She's got more meat
on her bones!

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Excuse me?

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[GASPS] What's this?

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A remote-controlled shark fin.

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[CHUCKLES] Well, I...

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How dare you try
to feed me to a shark.

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And I do not have
more meat on my bones!

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-[GRUNTS]
-[GROANS]

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Okay, I deserve that.

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Oh, no.

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You're not gonna
fool me this time.

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-[ROARS]
-[SCREAMS]

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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

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Today's the big day.
I've decided that...

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[FRIGHTENED] Lobsters?

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...ask one of the girls...

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[FRIGHTENED] Gators?

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...to marry me.

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[FRIGHTENED] Sharks?

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I wanted to make the proposal
to Kendra perfect.

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That's why I've got
rose petals, cologne,

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and scented candles.

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You see, if you want romance,

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you need to create ambience.

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-[SPRAYS]
-[SNIFFS]

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[SCREAMS] My whole suit
smells like skunk!

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While that washes

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I'll just freshen up
with a quick shower.
[GRUNTS]

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♪ I'm so hungry

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♪ I could eat
a family of rabbits

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♪ Not one, not two rabbits

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♪ But five

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♪ Five makes
a family of rabbits ♪

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Oh, my suit's shrunk!

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Oh! [GRUNTING]

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Remember, folks,

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he ate
an entire family of rabbits.

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Not one, not two, but five.

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Five makes a family.

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-[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
-Coming, my love.

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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

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Hello, Kendra.
Come on in.

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My goodness, you're...

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Ew. You've got something
on your face!

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Uh, you've got
something on your face!

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Well, it looks worse
on your face.

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[GASPS]

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[EXHALES] Oh, no!
It's the roses!

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They're poison ivy!

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[BOTH SCREAMING]

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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

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-Kendra?
-KENDRA: You're on fire!

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Dirty dingoes!

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[SCREAMING]

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-[GASPS]
-Don't worry, folks,

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there's still love
waiting for Tad.

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[SCREAMS]

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Unfortunately, she's
a real man-eater.

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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

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[FRENCH CAFE MUSIC PLAYING]

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[EXPLODING]

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[SNAPS FINGERS]

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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

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[GLASS SHATTERS]

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[SPRAYS]

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[SLAPS]

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[SPRAYS]

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[DISHES CLATTERING]

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[DISHES SHATTERING]

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[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]

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[METAL CLANGING]

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[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

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[CAMERA CLICKS]

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[ALL CHEERING]

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[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]

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[SLAPS]

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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]