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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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What an amazing day,
the sun is shining,
the birds are chirping,

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that adorable rabbit
is getting sawed in...

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[GASPS] Huh?

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You can't hurt my friend here.

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And you three, you're filming?
What is this?

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Why, this is a magic show.

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And I am the greatest
magician in the world.

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Viktor Mageek.

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Ah, presto! Change-o.
Your minds have been blown.
You're welcome.

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ALL: Oh, Viktor.
You're amazing!

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Well, I don't care
what kind of a magician
you are.

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We're getting out of here.

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-Chicken vindaloo.
-What the...

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Keep your magic
to yourself, buddy.

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San Fernando Valley!

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How about this? If I volunteer
to be your assistant,

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-will you let the bunny go?
-Hmm. All right.

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Tell you what.
If you can survive
one show with me,

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-I'll let the little bunny go.
-It's a deal.

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VIKTOR: Deal.

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Mr. Bunny, pick a card,
any card.

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Okay, now take a look-see.

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Now, you put your card
back in the deck.

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Now, I shouffles the deck.

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-Say, I think you have
something in your teeth.
-What?

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Viktor Mageek!

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ALL: Oh, Viktor.
You're the greatest.

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Please, Viktor isn't done.

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What's up that rabbit's nose?
One soggy queen of hearts.

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And is that
a king in your ear?

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And a jack in your tail?

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[LAUGHS] Oh, and look,
an ace in your pants.

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Rabbits don't even
wear pants, genius.

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Or do they? Look down.

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-What the...
-Viktor Mageek!

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-[PANTS POP]
-So magical. Ohhh!

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Wow, doc.
That's great. My turn.
Pick a card. Any card.

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Now, put it back in the deck.
Then I "shouffles" the deck.

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All right, is it
this one here?
The ace of spades?

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-No.
-How about the two of clubs?

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Not even close.

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-Five of hockey stick?
-Nope.

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I'm embarrassed for you.
Try again.

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-BUGS: How about the
king of pile drivers?
-[VIKTOR EXCLAIMS]

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That was it.

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Go to a commercial.

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For my next trick,
my assistant will
get into this box.

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But Viktor,
you're the star here.

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Shouldn't you
get in the box first?

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I mean, all the magic happens
on the inside of the box.

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I never
thought of it that way.

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And now, my assistant
will close the lid.

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-Okay, what do I do now?
-Stick the sword
through the box.

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Are you sure
you don't want to tell me
how the trick works first?

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VIKTOR: A magician never
reveals his secrets.

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Okay.

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[VIKTOR EXCLAIMING IN PAIN]

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Viktor, are you okay in there?

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VIKTOR: Call an ambulance!

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Okay, I changed my mind.
I'm going to reveal my secret.

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For this next trick,
take this food
and hide it in the box.

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-Got it?
-Got it.

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For my next
death-defying feat,

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I will be sealed
in this glass box,

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while my assistant
buries me alive

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without food or water
for 10 days!

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My only contact
with the outside world

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will be through this
primitive breathing tube.

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Now I must go
to the cold, deadly earth.

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But first, I must
instruct my assistant to
never release me,

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no matter how scared I am
or how loud I beg.

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Lower [TAKES DEEP BREATH]
the box!

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Viktor Mageek.

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-Are you okay?
-VIKTOR: I am fine
but I can't find the food.

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Oh right, I have the food.
It's right up here. Whoops.

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Whoops? I'm buried
under 10 feet of dirt

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and all you can say
is, "Whoops"?

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Relax, boss.
I'll just pass the food down
through this breathing tube.

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[GRUNTS] I think I clogged
the breathing tube.

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What?
I didn't get that last bit.

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I'm starting to feel faint.

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I'm sending down
some rats to eat
through the clog.

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-What? Where's the food?
-[RATS CHITTERING]

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[ELECTRICITY FIZZLES]

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-VIKTOR: Pickled herring!
-Doesn't seem like the rats
are coming up this end.

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I'm sending some snakes in
to clear out the rats.

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-[VIKTOR SCREAMS]
-Probably not safe

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to have so many
poisonous snakes down there.

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Hang tight. I'm sending down
a honey badger.

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The... What? [SHRIEKS]

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Okay, I'm gonna send down
a lion to flush out
the honey badger.

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No, no, no. Ouch.
Please don't send down...
A lion!

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-[LION ROARING]
-[VIKTOR SCREAMING]

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[GRUMBLES] Rabbit!

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-Do you mind?
-Sorry.

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Oh! Huh?

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Hmm. Ooh!

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The bunny gave me
the pinchies.

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-Oof! [YELLING]
-Ta-da!

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ALL: Yay, Bugs!
You're so magical!

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[VIKTOR GROANING]

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Put me back together!

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Not until
you let my little friend go.

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Deal. Walla Walla.

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Okay, kid.
Let's put Humpty Dumpty
back together again.

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Magic words
and finger twiddles,

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fix fancy boy
before he piddles.

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Abracawabbit!

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It took you long enough.
Now, step aside.
I have a show to do.

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VIKTOR: Hey!
My kit is over my caboodle!

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I said I'd put him
back together
but I didn't say how.

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[IMITATING VIKTOR]
Bugso Mageek!

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[GRUNTS]
I am Ponce de Calzone.

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The greatest explorer
of all time.

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I will find
the Fountain of Youth

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and be young forever!

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I know it is
around here somewhere.

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Perhaps, behind these reeds.

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-A-ha!
-[MONKEY SHRIEKING]

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[EXCLAIMS]

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That is the problem
with being an explorer,

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I have no idea
where I'm going. I give up.

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[GASPS] Could it be?

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[WHISTLING SLOWLY]

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[WHISTLING RAPIDLY]

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The Fountain of Youth!

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Hello, duck.
A moment ago, you were old.

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-Now, you are medium-aged.
-Medium-aged?

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I just saw you go
into that fountain old
and come out young.

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Thanks to you,
I have just discovered
the Fountain of Youth.

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Fountain of Youth?
[LAUGHS] Oh, you must've
seen Lucius.

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Hey, Lucius.
Come over here.

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This old pith helmet thought
you and I were
the same person.

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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[GRUMBLES]
Stop laughing at me, you...

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[YELLS]

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-See you later, Lucius.
-[GROWLING]

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Sheesh, pal. Take it easy.

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If it's that
big of a deal to you,

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I can take you
to the Fountain of Youth.

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-You can?
-Sure, chum. Follow me.

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Now, remember,
the forest is fraught
with danger.

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Danger? I laugh at danger.
Ha-ha! I eat danger
for breakfast.

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In fact, this morning
I had two scrambled dangers,

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a side of crispy danger
and a bottomless cup
of danger.

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The waitress tried
to bring me decaf

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but I told her, "No, no, no.
I only drink regular danger."

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The fountain is that-a-way.

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-Oh, youth. Here I come!
-[SQUELCHING]

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Quicksand?

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Duck, what do I do?

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Oh, man. You're, like,
way in there, buddy.

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I think when
you're stuck in quicksand,

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you're supposed to struggle
and move as much as you can.

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-So, run real fast.
-[PANTING]

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Stop, stop, stop.
What was I thinking?

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You're not
supposed to struggle.

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You're supposed to
not move at all.

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-But I'm still sinking.
-Huh.

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-Did you try struggling?
-Yes, just a second ago.

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-Did it work?
-No.

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Well, I'm out of ideas.

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Get me out of here!

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-Wait, I've got something.
-Okay, but hurry.

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-Here, grab this rope.
-Salvation! [GRUNTS]

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Huh?
That isn't a rope, you fool.
That was a snake!

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Sorry, everyone's human.

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-Well, I'm not. I'm a duck.
-Get me out of here!

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All right, this should
do the trick.

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This is just a bigger snake.

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[EXCLAIMING]

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No more snakes, okay?

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Come on, pal.
I'm doing my best. Try this.

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[SHUDDERS]

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Well, at least this one
does not have
a face or scales.

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[GRUNTS]

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-[LION ROARS]
-[PONCE SCREAMING]

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Nina! Pinta! Santa Maria!

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Huh? Who would've guessed?
You use a mountain lion
to get out of quicksand.

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Now, how do you
get out of a mountain lion?

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I hate you.

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Now, I think it's
around here somewhere.

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Maybe over there
by that shiny puddle?

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Puddle? Out of the way, duck.

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Look at the shimmering water!
So shiny, so chrome.

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This must be
the Fountain of Youth.

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[SLURPING]
I feel so much stronger.

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Uh, you know you're drinking
garbage water, right?

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[GAGS]

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Don't worry, pal.
I'll give you something to get
that taste out of your mouth.

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-Try this peach.
-[CHOMPING]

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-[GAGS] It is rotten!
-Take a swig of this milk.

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[GAGS]

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It is sour and chunky.

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Try the chow mein.

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-It is moving in my mouth.
-Woopsie.

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Those are mealworms
for my pet iguana.

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[GAGGING]

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Are you okay, buddy?

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[PONCE VOMITING]

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All right, buddy.
I'm pretty sure
this is the Fountain of Youth.

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Just get in the water.

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Now, just relax
and let the water
wash over you.

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Ah, yes, this feels nice.

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I can feel myself
slowly becoming... [GRUNTS]

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Whoa! Argh! [EXCLAIMS]

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[COUGHING]

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-Ahhh!
-Don't worry,
I'll throw you a rope.

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Oh, no. I am not
falling for that again.
It will be a snake.

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Do not throw me a rope.

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-How about I
throw you a snake then?
-Fine, anything but a rope.

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Wait, what?

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No! [STRAINING]

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[METAL CLANGS]

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Yeah, so, my bad.
That was definitely not
the Fountain of Youth.

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You win, duck. I give up.

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Gee, pal.
Don't be so dramatic.

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The fountain's
right over there.

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[WHISTLING]

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[SLURPS] Whoo!
That's some good youth water.

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[EXCLAIMS]

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The Fountain of Youth!

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Yes, I have found it!
[GULPING]

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Not too much now,
that's powerful stuff.

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Cal?

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I have done it!
I will be young forever.

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Ooh!

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I got a... Boo-boo.

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Oh, you're okay, buddy.
Uh, shake it off.

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Who's a big boy, huh?

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[WAILING]

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For a world class explorer,
he sure is a baby.

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]