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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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[PANTING]

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Uh, sir,
I [STUTTERING] don't think
I can go any further.

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[SLURPING]

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We can't stop now.

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The tomb of
King Nutnamkhamen is close.
I can feel it.

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Whoa! [CRASHES]

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[GRUNTS]

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The only thing
I'm feeling is thirsty.

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-I need a break.
-A break?

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Did Lance Armstrong
take a break before
he walked on the moon?

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[PORKY STAMMERS]

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Did Aretha Franklin
take a break before
she discovered electricity?

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[STUTTERING]

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And the greatest
archeologist of all time
doesn't take a break either.

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-Who is that?
-Me, you nitwit!

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Now, come on.
We're burning daylight here.

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[SQUELCHING]

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Daffy, you're l-leading us
into quicksand.

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L-let go!

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[BOTH SCREAMING]

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PORKY: [STAMMERING]
What happened? Where are we?

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DAFFY: Hold on,
I'll fire up a torch.

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Hmm, someone wrote
a bunch of emojis
on this wall.

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Uh, those aren't emojis,
they're hierogly... [STAMMERS]
They're hierogly... [STAMMERS]

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They're ancient
Egyptian writing.

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I know what they are.
Let's see here.

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Owl, eagle, loaf, loaf.

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Oval with a
squiggly line over it.

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Eh, what... What does it mean?

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It means someone
stepped in bird poop.

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Ac-according to this,
it means "Cursed be
all you who enter here."

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Give me a shave
and call me Shirley.

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Look at all this treasure!
We're gonna be rich
and famous!

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-PORKY: B-but the curse...
-Curses-shmurshes.
There's no such thing.

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[GASPS]
[BLOWS OUT THE TORCH]

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Hey! Turn the lights back on.

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-[PORKY EXCLAIMS]
-DAFFY: What is it with you?

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[STUTTERS] Mummy!

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Look, I want my Mommy, too
but you've got to
cut the cord!

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Not Mommy. [STUTTERS] Mummy.

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[ROARS]

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Oh, mummy.

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[GROWLS] Huh?

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[ROARS]

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[BOTH SCREAMING]

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[RETRO ARCADE MUSIC PLAYING]

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[SCREAMS]

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[EXCLAIMS DELIGHTEDLY]

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We're getting out of here
and taking this treasure
with us.

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I-I don't think the mummy
wants us to do that.

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Finders keepers. Losers...

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Weepers.

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[ROARS]

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-[BOTH GULP]
-Quick, you distract him
while I fly to safety.

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Oh...
D-did you know this old tune?

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♪ Oh, you're my
b-beautiful bird

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Flame broiled. Crispy.
Extra crispy.

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♪ My beautiful...

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[ROARS]

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How about a m-magic trick?

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[CHUCKLES] Uh, what's that
behind your... Oh... Ear?

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Or [STAMMERS] at least
where your ear used to be?
[CHUCKLES]

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Maybe I could take it from...

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-[ROARS]
-Oh, Porky,
this isn't going very well.

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-[ROARS]
-[GASPS]

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Hey, how'd you
get across so easily?

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[STUTTERS] Magic.

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Ooh, I hate magic tricks.

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Exotic, you said.
Luxurious, you said.

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This trip is n-not
what I signed up for.

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-Do you have mummy issues?
-No.

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Good.

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-[ROARS]
-[EXCLAIMS]

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DAFFY: He's released
the boulder-holder.

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[LAUGHING]

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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Huh?

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[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Where is it?

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[ALL SCREAM]

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Yes, we lost him.

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Ha! Never seen a
pig move that fast.

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And you, nice work, fella.

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Hey, I hate to be
the guy to tell you this.

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But someone TP'd
your entire body...

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[MUMMY GROANS]

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Let's just tuck this in here.

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[GRUNTS]

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[ROARS]

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[BOTH SCREAMING]

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G-get behind me, Mr. Duck.
I'll protect you.

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I've got the prescription
to beat this Egyptian.

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Stop hitting me
with the scepter.

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[DAZED] My name is Dorothy.

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Oh, g-gosh, Mr. Duck, I...

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[MUMMY ROARS]

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-[EXCLAIMS]
-[LAUGHS]

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Have you seen my little dog?

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[EXCLAIMS]

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[EXCLAIMS]

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Huh?

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That's it, I've had it.

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You come to my home,
you burn all my things,

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you run me over
with a giant stone,

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and now, you've ruined
my only good set of bandages!

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Look, chum.
It's nothing personal,

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it's our job,
we're archeologists.

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Yeah, we're... [STAMMERS]
What he said.

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Archeologists is just
a fancy term
for grave robbers.

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-BOTH: Eh.
-I just want you two to leave!
So, what's it gonna take, huh?

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You want jewels, artifacts?
Here, take 'em.
Take 'em and get out of here.

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Just let me rest in peace!

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Oh, and by the way,
you're cursed!
[EXCLAIMS]

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Hey, we got away
with the treasure after all.

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Well, that's a
fine barrel of scarabs.

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We go through all that work
and we get nothing.
It's not fair-oh.

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-[MUFFLED TALKING]
-Oh no, the curse. It's true.

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[MUFFLED TALKING]

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Well, for you it's a curse,
for me, it's a blessing.
[LAUGHS]

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'cause there's not
a better cause than Earth.

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It's time to educate
these troglodytes.

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-You enjoying
that coffee, sir?
-Yes, I am.

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Did you know it takes
50 gallons of water

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to grow enough beans
to make one cup of coffee?

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-That's it?
-Shut your mouth!

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Hey, you, blowing your nose.
I hope you
recycle that tissue.

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Bundle it around some lavender
and use it as a teabag,
that's what I do.

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-MAN: You're a jerk.
-Oh, really?

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If you want, I could recommend
a website that will help you
realize that you're the jerk.

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Excuse me, sir.
Do you have a minute
to talk about the environment?

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Boy, I say, boy,
I thought you'd never ask.

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FOGHORN:
The environment is our most
precious resource, son.

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I say, I say, we all need to
educate each other
about the "Three R's."

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-Oh, yeah. Reduce...
-Quit interrupting me, boy!

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It's disrespectful
is what it is.
Now, where was I?

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Oh, yeah. The three R's.
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.

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Well, I've even
made up a little ditty
that helps remind me of that.

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Hey! Come back here, boy.
I'm talkin' to you.

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See, that's the problem
with your generation, son.
No attention span.

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How are you ever gonna
be able to commit to
saving the environment,

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when you can't even
commit to listenin'
to a fella.

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It's not polite to walk away
when your elders
are talkin' to you, son.

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Now, here's a list
of my top 100
environmental concerns.

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-One...
-Sorry, I've gotta go.

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I forgot to marinate
my compost with kombucha.

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I guess the algae
in New Zealand can wait.

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Oh, man. That rooster
was something else.

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No! No! No!

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FOGHORN: Take it! Take it!

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-[SCREAMS]
-FOGHORN: Take it.

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Take it, son.
It's a low flow shower head.

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I say, I say,
you're wastin' an awful lot
of water there, son.

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Waste not, want not.
That's what I always say.

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Are you listenin' to me, son?

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You say you're tryin'
to save the environment
but you're wastin' water

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and we're in the middle
of a drought.

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You ever heard the phrase,
"Think globally, act locally?"

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Well,
speakin' of acting locally,
I went through your garbage.

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Oof!

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You gotta do a better job
of recyclin' these, boy.

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The news ain't good
when you don't recycle
that paper. Get it, son?

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News and paper? Newspaper.
It's a joke, son.

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[EXCLAIMS]

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Boy's slipperier
than a buttered seal
in a mud wrestlin' contest.

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-[PANTING]
-[TIRES SCREECHING]

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Surprised to see
the car you drive
isn't more eco-friendly.

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Ahh!

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What's wrong, boy?
You look like
you've seen a ghost.

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The only thing scary
about this ride

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is the high carbon emissions
your car produces.

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-[TIRES SCREECHING]
-[GROANING]

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Son, you are destroyin'
the Earth's fragile ozone

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with every push
of that there gas pedal.

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[GROANS] Speaking of,
your foot is as lead-filled

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as those toxic fumes
emanating from your tail pipe.

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[GROANS] Slow down, son.

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-[TIRES SCREECHING]
-Ah! [GROANS]

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[MAN PANTING ANXIOUSLY]

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[GRUNTS]

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FOGHORN: Bottled water?

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You never heard of a BPA-free
reusable water bottle, son?

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You know, these plastic ones
do so much, I say,
do so much damage.

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-[EXCLAIMS]
-Stand up straight, son.

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How do expect others
to respect you
if you don't respect yourself.

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You ever heard of
the Great Pacific
Garbage Patch, son?

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It's a patch of trash,
mostly plastic bottles
in the Pacific Ocean.

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That is about two times,
I say, two times
the size of Texas.

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You ever been to Texas?
Fun state. Lot of bull.

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Boy, I say, boy.
People just throw
these away willy-nilly.

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They wind up everywhere.
All this bottle build-up
is killin' the dolphins.

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Can't you hear their cries?

192
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"Help me, I'm a dolphin.
Help me."

193
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This here is a blowhole, son.
They breathe out of it,
talk out of it, too.

194
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Try and keep up
with me here, boy.

195
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The only thing that
this water's good for
is puttin' out a fire.

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Huh? Where'd he go?

197
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The boy's like my in-laws
when the check comes,
always disappearin'.

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[PANTING]

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Aw, there you are, son!

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Did you know
that deforestation

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is the biggest challenge
for environmentalists?

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-Pay attention, son.
I'm still talking.
-Huh?

203
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Every day forests
are destroyed.
Which is a sad shame, really.

204
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I mean, son, did you know
oxygen comes from trees?

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No trees, no oxygen.
It's simple math.

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-Oh, no!
-Oh, yeah!

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We'd use all this oxygen
with our jibber-jabberin',
talkin' and squawkin'

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and breathin' and yakkin'.

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Stop it, you're the one
stealing all of our planet's
precious gases.

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You'll kill us all
if you don't shut your beak!

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[LAUGHS] Boy, I say, boy,
that is rich coming from you.

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00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,778
You are hilarious.

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00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:07,955
Hilarious! [INHALES]

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-[FOGHORN LAUGHING]
-Oh, no! It's too late!
The ecosystem is collapsing!

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00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:15,223
[FOGHORN LAUGHING]

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Reduce! Reuse! Recycle!

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I can't breathe.
There's not much time.

218
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If I could just start
one more online petition
there might be hope.

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00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:32,544
Hey, boy. Are you,
I say, are you okay?

220
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What? Where am I?

221
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You passed out, son.
You fainted.

222
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You asked me to chitchat
and I was talking to you
and you just fell backwards.

223
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Oh, no! No, no, no! Not you.
You destroyed the Earth!

224
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You took all the oxygen.

225
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Oh, settle down, son.
You're gonna hurt yourself.

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Don't you wanna
talk about the environment?

227
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No! No, no, no.
I don't ever wanna talk about
the environment ever again.

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I quit. Here,
take my shirt. Take it all.

229
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,742
I just never wanna
see you again!

230
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[SCREAMS]

231
00:10:57,787 --> 00:11:00,964
Oh, hello there.
Do you have a moment
to talk about the...

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[SHUTTERS SLAM SHUT]