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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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Mrs. Rosencrantz.

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One kiwi-banana-kale-spinach-
aardvark protein smoothie,

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as you requested. [CHUCKLES]

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Oh, thank you, Leslie.
Just set it over there.

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Would you like
anything else, madam?

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No, no, thank you.

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[CLEARS THROAT] Are you sure?

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Yes. Thank you, Leslie.

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-[WHOOSH]
-Madam, but...
But, I must tell you.

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For years now,
well, I've been hiding
my true... I mean...

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BUGS: Huh?

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Oh, this ought to be good.

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I have a proposal for you.

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Is that an engagement ring?
[LAUGHS]

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You are too funny.
Imagine me, a rich widow,

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marrying a pool boy like you.

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But, madam, it's not a joke.

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I do love you.
I love everything about you.

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I love your cars,
your jewelry and your
60 foot yacht. Everything.

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Stop fooling about
and go scrub
the pool deck, would you?

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[SIGHS] Yes, ma'am.
Right away, ma'am.

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He's trying to steal
that old lady's money.

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I guess, I gotta teach
this guy a lesson.

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[CRYING]

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Hey, Doc. What's with
all the blubbering?

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I asked Mrs. Rosencrantz to
marry me and she said, "No."

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I wanted to marry her
so I could be rich.

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Oh, I love her money so much.

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Wow, Doc.
That's really romantic.
I'm so moved.

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-I'm gonna help you woo her.
-You are?

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Sure. But, you gotta do
everything I say, comprende?

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Yes. I comprende,
I comprende.

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I also understand.

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To get a lady to love you,
you gotta sing
her a love song.

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I don't know how to write
a love song.

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Don't worry,
I got you covered.

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First, we get sleeping
beauty's attention.

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[WINDOW GLASS BREAKS]

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Oh, dear. A bird must
have hit the window again.

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Now's your chance.
Just sing the songs
I wrote on this.

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Hey, down there.

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Uh...

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Did you throw
a bird at my window?

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Uh, yes. I mean, no.
Well, I wrote this
love song for you.

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Please listen. [INHALES]

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♪ Mrs. Rosencrantz,
I love you

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♪ From your head,
down to your toes

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♪ And your multitude
of wrinkles

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♪ And the rash
upon your nose

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♪ I love the hair
above your lips

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♪ The varicose veins
on your legs

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♪ Now, give me a kiss.
No, stop

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♪ Your breath smells like
rotten eggs

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♪ Smells like rotten eggs

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Ow.

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Man that one must have
been too rock and roll.

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Here's a classic.

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♪ Oh, you gotta
a lot of boogers

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♪ And a bushy mono-brow

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♪ 'Cause you're always
chewing cud

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♪ You look just like
a... Cow? ♪

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Ow!

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-Okay, this one should do it.
-All right.

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"That dress makes
you look fat..."

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[GRUNTS]

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Maybe, music ain't your angle.
Let's focus on your looks.

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-What do you mean?
-Women like
a thick head of hair

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and you're a little light
in that department.

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-Hey!
-What you need is a toupee.

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I am not wearing a toupee...
Oh! That looks really nice.

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You've gone from
pool boy to pool man.

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Now, climb up this trellis
and give her this gift.

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Go, get her, sport.

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[BREATHING HEAVY]
Mrs. Rosencrantz.

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Your true love has arrived.

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Look at your long locks.

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I didn't realize
how handsome you were.

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I came up to give you this.

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Oh, a mink stole.
How thoughtful.

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Allow me.

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-[HISSES]
-[SCREAMS]

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-Oh, is there anything
finer than a mink coat?
-[SCREAMS]

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My heart's aflutter.
You do spoil me.

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Leslie?

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[GROANING]
Oh, it hurts.

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Come on, kid. Don't give up.

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But she doesn't
seem interested.

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She will be,
after you've taken her
into the Tunnel of Love.

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The Tunnel of Love?

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It's the most romantic
ride ever invented.

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Yes.

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Oh, there you are.

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I was wondering
where my mink coat went.

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Oh, forget about
the mink coat, my dear.

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Let's ride The Tunnel of Love.

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Oh, Leslie.

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I haven't been on one of these
since the 1903 World's Fair.

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As youngsters, we used to
joke about the eels

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and the crocodiles that
lived down here in the dark.

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-[CROCODILE GROWLS]
-[LESLIE YELPS]

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MRS. ROSENCRANTZ:
If my friend Gertrude knew
that I was riding

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in the Tunnel of Love
with a boy,

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-she would positively turn
four shades of red.
-[GASPS]

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Turn off the light, Leslie.
You're ruining the mood.

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-[CROCODILE GROWLING]
-[SNAPS]

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Oh, thank you, young man.

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LESLIE: Let me out!

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[SPITS]

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Leslie, listen.
I need to talk to you.

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Between the singing
and the mink coat
and The Tunnel of Love,

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I guess, I'll marry you.

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Yes! It's all mine.

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The money, the diamonds,

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the yachts, the mansion.
It's mine.

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Actually, none
of that is yours.

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Once I get married,
Daddy cuts me off in the will.

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[EXCLAIMS] Wait, what?

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Congratulations, young man.

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I'm sure, you two
will make a lovely couple.

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Here, a little something
to start you on your way.

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A quarter? 25 measly cents?

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Well, that's what happens,
when you marry for money.

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I doesn't make much cents.

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-[GRUNTING]
-[SQUAWKS]

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-PAMPREEN: Porky.
-Yes?

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Stop hugging that swan
and listen.

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Oh, I'm not hugging her.

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She got out of her
pond and I'm... I'm...
[STAMMERING]

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I don't care.

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Today is important
and everything
has to be perfect.

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Because the neighborhood
association is going
to come by

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-and judge the estate
for a beautification award.
-[GASPS]

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And if I don't win the award,

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-you're fired!
-[GASPS]

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Eh, fired?
That seems a little extreme.

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I have to make sure
you do your best.

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It's called added incentive.

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Right, Paul?

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Don't.

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[SIGHS] That's my brother.

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As the groundskeeper,
it's your job
to keep the grounds.

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So, keep them perfect.

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Oh! No.

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So, I'm driving down
Ninth Street
in my Lambirdghini.

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Did I mention
I drive a Lambirdghini?

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And who do I see,

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but my good friend,
Matthew McConaujay.

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He was like,
"Wanna be in my next movie?"

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And I was like,

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"All right, all right,
all right."

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Hey, you're not supposed to be
in this pond, Mr. Duck.

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Oh! These swans say otherwise.

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You're gonna have to leave.

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Uh, today,
the judging committee
is coming

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and the grounds have to be
perfectly... [STAMMERING]

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Perfectly immaculate.

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Uh-huh. Cool story bro.

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Which means, no ducks
in the swan pond.

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I said, cool story bro.

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Now, get me an ice tea.

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You want one? How about you?

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Make it three ice teas.

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-That guy, am I right?
-[SWANS HONKING]

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If you don't leave
on your own accord,

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then I'll have to
throw you out.

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You understand, Mr. Duck?

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If the grounds aren't perfect,
I'm going to get fired.

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Of course I understand.

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[MOTOR RUNNING]

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[EXCLAIMS]

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Gee, this duck is
heavier than he looks.

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[STRUGGLING]

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-That's it, buddy.
Put your weight into it.
-[GROANING]

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Don't worry, chum.
Rule of threes.

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-You'll get it this time.
-Thanks, Mr. Duck.

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[STRUGGLING] Eh, Mr. Duck?

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Whoo!

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[PORKY CRASHES]

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Ladies and gentleman,
welcome to the 48th Annual
Groundskeeper Parade.

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And here come the floats.

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Leading the way,
the Truman Valley School
District presents,

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Salute to Fried Foods.

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The Brickton Community College
and its tribute
to the Broadway smash hit,

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Ham Hilton.

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And for the grand finale,
Rancho Taco Humongo presents,

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"The Humongo Rancho Taco."

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-Ole!
-Enough.

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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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[EXCLAIMS]

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Don't.

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[PANTING]

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-[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
-Eh, where are you, Duck?

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Whoo-hoo!

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[PANTING]

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Huh, where'd you go?

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-Whoo-hoo!
-[PANTING]

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-Whoo-hoo!
-[PANTING]

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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

200
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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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-[CHAINSAW RUNNING]
-[EXCLAIMS]

202
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Here's [STAMMERS] Piggy.

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[CHAINSAW REVVING]

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And here's Daffy.

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[SCREAMS]

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[EXCLAIMS]

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[CHOKING]

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[GRUNTING]

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[GROANS]

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Whoo-hoo!

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Ha! Missed? Ow.

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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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[STAMMERING]

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Time to fight fire with
[STAMMERING] fire...

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Time to fight chemicals
with chemicals.

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Hmm. So small.

217
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That's more like it.

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-[EXCLAIMS].
-Whoo-hoo.

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-Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
-[SPRINGING SOUND]

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[CHUCKLES] Now I got you.

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Well, don't get
a big head about it.

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-[EXCLAIMING]
-[LAUGHS]

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Whoo-hoo! [EXCLAIMS]

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[RUBBER STRETCHING]

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-[RUBBER SHRINKING]
-Hello.

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[SCREAMS]

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[HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]

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-[SCREAMING]
-[ROARING]

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[EXCLAIMS]

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Time to put my foot down.

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[WHIMPERING]

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[RUBBER SHRINKING]

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Huh?

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You're it. Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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[MOTOR RUNNING]

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Whoo-hoo.

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[MOTOR RUNNING]

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-Whoo-hoo!
-[GROANING]

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Oh, yeah!

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[EXCLAIMING]

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-Whoo-hoo!
-Oh! [GROANING]

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Ooh!

243
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Hello, again ladies.

244
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Did those ice teas
arrive yet?

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[SCREAMS]

246
00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:00,774
[GROANING]

247
00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:02,514
Porky, what did you do?

248
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,038
The grounds are ruined!

249
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,344
-Don't!
-[HONKING]

250
00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,129
Ruined!

251
00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:09,957
WOMAN: Hello.

252
00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:11,219
[GASPS] Oh, no!

253
00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,829
The neighborhood association.

254
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,004
Uh. [LAUGHS]

255
00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:16,746
My apologies for the grounds.

256
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,140
That gardener is so fired!

257
00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:21,403
WOMAN:
[CHUCKLES] Au contraire.

258
00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:25,842
These are the most interesting
avant-garde grounds
we've seen all day.

259
00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,278
What?

260
00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:29,367
Congratulations.

261
00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:32,719
-The Party Mansion has won
a first prize. [CHUCKLES]
-[GASPS]

262
00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:35,809
Oh, is this your
groundskeeper?

263
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:38,681
Sir, I'd like to hire you.

264
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,640
Eh, sorry but,
I already have a job.

265
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,424
I'll double your salary.

266
00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:45,079
Oh! In that case,
I accept your offer.

267
00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,429
-What?
-Eh, sorry.

268
00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,039
She gave me added incentive.

269
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,390
Then who will be my gardener?

270
00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:56,220
-[HONKING]
-No worries.
Me and the girls got this.

271
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:59,354
[SCREAMS] I can't believe,
you cut my hair.

272
00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:02,226
Cool story, bro.
Now, get me an ice tea.