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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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Still got it.

3
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Well, Squeaks, we better
get this piano ready
to ship off to Albuquerque.

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My nephew there can't wait
to start his music lessons.

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-Did you hear me?
-[MUSIC PLAYING
OVER HEADPHONES]

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Start packing, Squeaks.

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[TALKING GIBBERISH]

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Of course, I thought of that.
That's why I rented that.

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Our very own 18-wheeler.

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This baby's got a 16-liter,
400 horsepower engine.

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A wide, spacious cabin
and, of course, my favorite...

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[HORN BLARING]

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Well, just don't stand there.
Load her up.

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[GROWLING]

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[TALKING GIBBERISH]

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Engine's ready.

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-[HORN BLARES]
-[GASPS AND PANTS]

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Time to put the pedal
to the metal.

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And we're off.

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MAN OVER RADIO:
Breaker one niner,
breaker one niner.

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Anybody got their ears on
out there?

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This is Bugs Bunny.
My ears are always on.
You can't miss 'em.

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MAN: You might wanna
watch your speed there,
good bunny.

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There's a Smokey in the bushes
up ahead.

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What? A Smokey?
So, there's a fire ahead?

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MAN: No, a Smokey, a Kojak,
The Fuzz, Five-0, Padfoot,

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Gum Shoe, Booze and Twos
County Mounty,
the Donut Patrol.

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[TALKING GIBBERISH
IMITATING SIREN WAILING]

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Oh, a policeman.

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MAN: That's what I said.
There's a policeman
in the bushes up ahead.

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Hmm, that truck is doing
the legal speed limit
of 55 miles per hour.

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Well, just 'cause
someone's following
all the posted speed limits,

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don't mean I can't
give him a ticket.

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Yee-haw!

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I don't see any policeman.

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Ah, must have been
a false alarm.

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Let's play some tunes.

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♪ We're gonna
ride it at the law

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♪ We're gonna ride
until we're free ♪

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-[SIREN WAILING]
-Hey, you. Pull over.

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Ya got till the count of three
to pull...

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[CLANGS]

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[SIREN BEEPING]

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I'm all right.
Just a few bumps.

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[GRUNTS, YELLS]

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I'm all right.
Just a few cactus needles.

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-[SNAKE HISSING]
-Oh!

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I'm all right.
Just a snake bite.

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[GROWLING, SNARLING]

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Nice doggies.
[WHISTLING SOFTLY]

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[GROWLING]

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I'm all right.

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Just a few dog bites.

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Oh, man.

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[SCREAMS]

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[GRUNTS]

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I'm not all right.

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We'll see how that rabbit
gets away from me after
these spikes pop his tires.

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[SNICKERING]

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Here he comes now.

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[TALKING GIBBERISH]

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This is my exit?

63
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Well, how about a little
more warning next time?

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Huh? [EXCLAIMS]

65
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I'm gonna get that rabbit.
[GRUNTS]

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[AIR WHOOSING]

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Fric and fracken,
good-for-nothing,
no good spikes.

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Oh, that rabbit is
on my last... [GRUNTS]

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Yep, that was the wrong exit.
Whoops, hang on.

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I had the map upside down.

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Gonna take more
than one little truck
to keep me... [GRUNTS]

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Two trucks might do it.

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-[TALKING GIBBERISH]
-Exit 1A?

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-Well that's
in the other direction.
-[TIRES SCREECHING]

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I've gotta make
a four-point turn.

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[GROANS, GRUNTS]

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Three trucks. [GRUNTS]

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-[TIRES SCREECHING]
-[GRUNTING]

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[GROANS]

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Let's see that rabbit outrun
this giant super magnet.

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[GRUNTING]

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[SNICKERING]

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Come to Papa.

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-[HORN BLARES]
-[GASPS]

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[GULPS]

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Whoa!

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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

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[EXHALES]
I think the worst is over.

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No, it isn't! [GRUNTING]

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[GASPS] Huh?

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Plane. Satellite.

92
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Ow! Beam me up, Scotty.

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Since I can't stop
that rabbit in the road,

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I'll stop him in the air,

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with this here helicopter.

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Excuse me.
Do you know which road
leads to Albuquerque?

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It's the second exit
on your right.

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-Thanks.
-Anytime, rabbit.
That's my job.

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Rabbit? Gosh darn it.

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You're mine, rabbit.

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[BLADES WHIRRING]

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I got ya now.

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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Hey!

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[HELICOPTER BLADES SQUEAKING]

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[BLOWING]

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Spin, spin, spin.
Hey, it's working.

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-It's working. It's work...
-[CRASHING]

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SAM: Now I'm out
of my jurisdiction.

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Thank goodness.

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[STRAINING]
Squeaks, a little help here.

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[TALKING GIBBERISH]

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[GRUNTING]

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[STRAINING] Made it.

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Nephew, I lugged this piano
all the way across the country
so you could play it.

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Eh, thanks anyway, Uncle Bugs,
but I play the violin now.

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[VIOLIN MUSIC]

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Sheesh, that kid plays
any faster, he's gonna get
a ticket.

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[GUNSHOT]

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ANNOUNCER: And they're off.

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And so begins the Whole Buncha
Countries Games,

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where a whole bunch
of countries come together

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to compete in a whole bunch
of games.

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[GRUNTING]

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I made it.
Hollywood, California.

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The land of suntan,
swimming pools... [GRUNTS]

126
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[GRUNTS] Huh?

127
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ANNOUNCER: A new world record.

128
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You're taking home the gold.

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[GRUNTS] It's my gold, rabbit.
Give it to me.

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-Who are you?
-I am Cal,

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the greatest track and field
athlete of all time.

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And this is my zone,

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my Cal zone.

134
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Well, you win some,
you lose some, doc.

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Not me, I never lose.

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That medal is mine
because I am a winner.

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I'm such a big winner,
my face is everywhere.

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Cereal boxes, doggy treats,
even chewable laxatives.

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[CHUCKLING] What?
Everybody poops.

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Hmm, so are you saying this
isn't Hollywood, California?

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But I wanted to see stars.

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You want to see stars?

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I'll show you stars.

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[CLANGS]

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Those are not the stars
I was talking about.

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-[GUNSHOT]
-ANNOUNCER: And they're off.

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[PANTING, GRUNTING]

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Bet you can't win
the race backwards.

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[GRUNTS] I can win in any
direction you choose. See?

150
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How about on your tippy toes?

151
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Not a problem.

152
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Like a Russian folk dancer?

153
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Da.Just watch, darling.

154
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Well, I bet you can't win
smashing through
all the hurdles.

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Just try and stop me.

156
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[HURDLES CRASHING]

157
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Eh, not bad.

158
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[LAUGHING]
I told you I would win.

159
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ANNOUNCER: And the winner i
Bugs Bunny.

160
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Huh?

161
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[CROWD CHEERING]

162
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What? The rabbit won?

163
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But how?

164
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Those are the rules, champ.

165
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You get disqualified
if you break all the hurdles.

166
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You may have beaten me
at all the hurdles,

167
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but let us see if you can
beat me at the discus.

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[GRUNTING]

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Gnarly throw, bro. Back at ya.

170
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I'm ready for my med... Oh!
[GRUNTS]

171
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[GROANS, GRUNTS]

172
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Why, you!

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[GRUNTS]

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Bodacious arm, Brosius.

175
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You throw a mean disk.

176
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Try this on for size.

177
00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:05,833
I am waiting for my medal. Oh!

178
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[GRUNTING]

179
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Hey, Throw Springsteen.

180
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That throw was boss. Go deep.

181
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[GASPS, PANTING] Oh!

182
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[CAL ON JUMBOTRON]:
Cal's chewable laxatives.

183
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Get your runners
to the finish line.

184
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ANNOUNCER: After throwing
the discus out of the stadium,

185
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the winner is Bugs Bunny.

186
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Whoa, sweet necklace.

187
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How does the rabbit
keep winning?

188
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Two words.

189
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Fried chicken.

190
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Eats buckets and buckets
of fried chicken
before every event.

191
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I should know. I trained him.

192
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And I can train you, too.

193
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Yes, yes, train me.

194
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Okay, but you're gonna
have to work harder than
you ever have before.

195
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[GULPS]

196
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BUGS: That's it, kid.

197
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[MUNCHING]

198
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Eat, eat.
Stuff it down your throat.

199
00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:01,584
Chew, chew, chew.
Swallow, swallow, swallow.

200
00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,020
-What are you, tired?
-[GAGS]

201
00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:04,805
You can't be tired.

202
00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:07,895
If you wanna win you gotta eat
like there is no tomorrow.

203
00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:10,245
If he keeps eating like this,
there won't be.

204
00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:12,900
One and two, one and two.
Up, down, up, down.

205
00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:15,946
These chickens
ain't gonna eat themselves,
pretty boy.

206
00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:18,775
[GULPING, GAGGING]

207
00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:21,648
You got it.

208
00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:24,172
You got the eye
of the chicken.

209
00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:26,174
Now, go throw this javelin.

210
00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:28,089
[GROANING]

211
00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:31,396
You call that a throw?

212
00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:33,964
All right, watch this, kid.
[GRUNTS]

213
00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:36,010
ANNOUNCER:
Bugs Bunny wins the javelin.

214
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-Yay!
-[CROWD CHEERING]

215
00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,884
Huh? [GRUNTING]

216
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,974
You are mine, rabbit.

217
00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:46,368
[GRUNTING]

218
00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:48,152
[PANTING]

219
00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:49,893
[YELLING]

220
00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:52,026
[GROWLING, GRUNTING]

221
00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:58,119
Ah! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

222
00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:02,602
[GRUNTING]

223
00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,304
[EXCLAIMING]

224
00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,960
[CLANGS]

225
00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,744
Can I borrow this
for just a second?

226
00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,398
Give me that, rabbit.

227
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:19,227
Get out of my zone.

228
00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:21,142
[BOTH GRUNTING]

229
00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:22,752
There it is, finally.

230
00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:24,493
I can banish this rabbit.

231
00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:28,410
No!

232
00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:33,502
ANNOUNCER:
And it's Bugs Bunny by a hair.

233
00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:34,895
[CROWD CHEERING]

234
00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:36,940
Bugs Bunny has won every event

235
00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:40,465
in the Whole Buncha
Countries Games.

236
00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,206
[CROWD CHEERING]

237
00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:47,342
No! [CRYING]

238
00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,300
Those are my medals.

239
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,563
They should be in my zone.

240
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,652
Mine!

241
00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:55,437
[BLOWS NOSE]

242
00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:59,136
Obviously, he doesn't
realize that nobody
meddles with a rabbit.