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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

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Welcome back.

4
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Huh? Clovenhoof. Let me guess.
Another crazy experiment?

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[SQUEAKING]

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Who is this?
This is Clovenhoof.
He's a real screwball.

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He's always inventing stuff
that never really works.

8
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So what are you up to
this time, huh?

9
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Today I need your help testing
out my new age machine.

10
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Age machine? What's that?

11
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Well, with this device I can
convert us to any age I want,

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past, present or future.

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You can re-experience
the greatest moments
of your life. [LAUGHS]

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-Here, allow me
to demonstrate.
-Clovenhoof, don't, no, no.

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-[BUGS EXCLAIMING]
-[ZAPPING]

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Oh, looks like my age machine
brought us back
to when we were babies.

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[BABBLING]

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Is that smell you or me?

19
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Well, being a baby
ain't so bad.

20
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Just look at these
cute little hooves.
[GURGLING]

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Oh, that is just disgusting.

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Well, if it isn't
my first robot.

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Nothing beats my auto baby
bottle buddy.

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Ugh, yuck!
Get that baby bottle
out of my mouth.

25
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Well, actually... [SUCKING]
That's not half bad.

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With the age machine,
you'll still be you,

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but you might find yourself
with some urges from that age.

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[CRYING]

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Excuse me, a little help.

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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How did you get your head
stuck in there?

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Oh, it was an accident.

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Well, let's get you out
of here before
I have an accident.

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In my pants.

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Now give me that remote.

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-Mine! Mine!
-Give me, give me!

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[ZAPPING]

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[LAUGHS]
The awkward teen years.

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-And we're at
the middle school dance.
-[RADIO STATIC BUZZING]

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RADIO ANNOUNCER: It's 4:15,
a quarter after the hour,
45 minutes before 5:00.

41
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Did you say something?

42
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No, I didn't say anything.

43
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I think I'm getting
some radio stations
through my headgear.

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RADIO ANNOUNCER: And no
for the weather on the ones.

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It's cold out there.
You may want a jacket
if you're headed out for...

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[SQUEAKING]

47
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No, I'm not gonna go
over there and ask that girl
if she likes you.

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[SQUEAKING]

49
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Ah, looks like someone's
becoming a man.

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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER RADIO]

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Oh, come on.

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[GRUNTING]

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Oh, no.
It appears that the young lady

54
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Squeaks is interested in
is coming over this way.

55
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-[SQUEAKS WHIMPERING]
-Oh, and she's bringing
her girlfriends.

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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER RADIO]

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I don't know how to talk
to a girl. What do I do?

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Press the button and
get us out of here before
we die of embarrassment.

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[ZAPPING]

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Hey, we're high school aged
but why are we
dressed like this?

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[GRUNTING]

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[CRASHING]

63
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Oh, no, the remote is
all the way down the field.

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-[GASPS]
-[GROWLING]

65
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It appears we'll have to play
the game to get the remote.

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Great idea, Doc.
I'll call the play.

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Twenty-five, 47.
Red Omaha. Red Omaha.

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I'm Red Omaha. Yee-haw!

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Get out of here.
I'm calling a play here. Hike!

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[CLOVENHOOF SCREAMING]

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I did it. I got the remote
and I made a home run.

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No, it's a touchdown, Doc.

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Now push the button
so we can get back
to our actual age.

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[GRUNTING]

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[SQUEAKING]

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BUGS: Squeaks, now's not
the time to celebrate.

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We gotta get out of here.

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[GRUNTING]

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[PLAYERS GRUNTING]

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[ZAPPING]

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Oh, no, we're so old.
You zapped us into old age.

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-[SHOUTS] What?
-I said, I think you took us
to the wrong age.

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You took us too far in time.

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Mime? Why would I wanna
see a mime? I hate mimes.

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All the white faces
and the pretending
to be in a box

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and the fake wind blowing.

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Time, time. We went too far,
and we're too old.

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Oh, no, you don't.
My programs are on.

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It's my time to watch the TV.

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Doc, that's not a remote
for the TV.

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Squeaks, come on,
help me get the remote back.

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Hey, why are you
eating dinner?

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It's 3:30 in the afternoon.

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[CLOVENHOOF GRUNTING]

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Hey, Doc, get back here.

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I hadn't gotten my chocolate
pudding yet.

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-[GRUNTS]
-Pudding.

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I'm not ready
to be this old yet.

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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Must get pudding.

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[SQUEAKS]

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Pudding.

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Almost gotcha.

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Hey, you.
Don't hog the pudding.

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[GROANING] Pudding.

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[GRUNTING]

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En garde!

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Get your own pudding!

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Give me that remote. Bingo!

110
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It's time for bingo?

111
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No, it's time
to get us out of here.
[BEEPS]

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[ZAPPING]

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-We did it.
We're back to normal.
-Aw.

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Let's make sure
this doesn't happen again.

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[GLASS BREAKING]

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But what about me?
I'm still a baby.

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Well, two out of three
ain't bad.

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But I don't wanna be a baby.
[WAILING]

119
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Well, that's one way
to get in touch
with your inner child.

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PORKY: Boy, this is a very
important mission to Mars.

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ROBOT: You can say that again.

122
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We've got to deliver
this transmitter to
Martian soil.

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I gotta admit,
I'm a bit ner... [STAMMERS]
I'm anxious.

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Don't worry, sir. We have
clear skies for lift-off.

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[PANTS] Whew!
This small budget flight
to Hawaii is taking forever.

126
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Hey, that little puppy
ought to get me there faster.

127
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Well, here we go.

128
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Aloha!

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[CLANGING]

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-Thanks for taking my bags,
bellboy. Mahalo!
-Huh?

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So long, Earth.

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Hello... Ma... Ma...
[STAMMERS]
Outer space.

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-Aloha!
-Huh

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Yeah, no peanuts,
just a pillow and a blanket,
please.

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Yeah, but this isn't
an airplane.

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It's a... [STAMMERS] A rocket!

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[EXCLAIMING]

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[SNORING]

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[YAWNS]

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Slept through
the entire flight.

141
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Now, let's take a look
at those Hawaiian beaches.

142
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Did I miss
my connecting flight?

143
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Eeh, [STAMMERS] that's what
I was trying to tell you.

144
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This isn't an airplane,
it's a rocket ship.

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Now quit messing around
and activate
your gravity boots.

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Like this?

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[CRASHES]

148
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Hey, I'm floating. [WHOOPING]

149
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I'm flying. I'm a bird!

150
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Hey, get down from there
this minute.

151
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There's a protocol
we have to... [STAMMERS]

152
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Just get down!

153
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Boy, all this
aimless floating
is making me peckish.

154
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Order up.

155
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Stop,
you're ruining everything!

156
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Well, I know
when I'm not welcome.

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I'll just show myself out.

158
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Wait! Open that and we might
get sucked into space.

159
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[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]

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[GASPING]

161
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You know, you're right.
We opened that and we did
get sucked into space.

162
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Well, at least the mess
is cleaned up.

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[GASPS] The transmitter flew
out of the airlock.

164
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Well, I think it looks better
out there.

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But it's supposed to be
on Ma... [STAMMERS]

166
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On that little red planet.

167
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Oh, you're never gonna get it
all the way over there.

168
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Well, I've got to.

169
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[VOCALIZING THEME FROM
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY]

170
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Got the transmitter, Mr. Duck.

171
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Now, give it to me so I can
take it back to the ship.

172
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Hey, let's play
piggy in the middle.

173
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Mr. Duck, stop it.
This is no time for games.

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[GASPS] Be careful with that.

175
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This is a multi-million dollar
piece of equipment.

176
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Really? This piece of junk
costs a million bucks?

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[SPUTTERING]

178
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[GRUNTS] I got it, I got it.

179
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Now, to float back
to the ship.

180
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[GASPS] My power cord.
[SCREAMS] Help!

181
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Don't worry, buddy.
I'll save ya.

182
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Just float right there.

183
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[DOOR SLAMS]

184
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Oh, no! [SCREAMING]

185
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Okay, Daffy, you can do this.

186
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No, probably not. Easy now.

187
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Careful, careful.

188
00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:03,194
Careful.

189
00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,154
Careful.

190
00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:08,896
[GRUNTING]

191
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Where'd I go?

192
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We're way off course.
Earth is all the way
over there,

193
00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:23,563
and Mars is
all the way over there!

194
00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:27,262
Captain's log, stardate
189.2, carry the one.

195
00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:31,745
The pig has pointed out
that we're further from
our goal than anticipated.

196
00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:35,313
Fortunately,
I'm an experienced
star captain.

197
00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,707
And I know exactly what to do.

198
00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:39,970
Panic!

199
00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:41,624
[SCREAMING]

200
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Quick. Which
one of these buttons
that takes us back to Earth?

201
00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:48,283
Never mind.
I'll just press them all.

202
00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:54,419
We're going too fast.
We gotta... [STAMMERS]
Slow down!

203
00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,465
Hands off, mister.

204
00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:59,076
We're going back to Earth.

205
00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:01,165
No, we're not.
We're going to Mars.

206
00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,732
-Earth.
-Mars.

207
00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:04,560
DAFFY: Earth.
PORKY: Mars.

208
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,388
[BOTH REPEATING]

209
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,132
[EMERGENCY ALARM BLARING]

210
00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:12,481
[BOTH SCREAMING]

211
00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:27,365
Mission accom... [STAMMERS]
I did it.

212
00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:29,803
So this is Mars, huh?

213
00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:32,632
Meh, I'm bored.
Well, back to Earth.

214
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,416
Thanks for nothing, Mars.

215
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,202
Hey! You can't leave me here.

216
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:40,596
Uh... Huh.

217
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,903
You know what? I'd rather be
all alone on Mars

218
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:45,296
than back on the ship
with that crazy duck.

219
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,646
You can say that again.

220
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,343
I guess I can handle
one alien.

221
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,301
-You can say that again.
-[YELPS]

222
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:51,433
You can say that again.

223
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,782
[YELLS]

224
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,958
ALL: You can say that again.

225
00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:56,743
[SCREAMING]

226
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,701
PORKY: Boy, it looks like
I'm in a real jam.

227
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,007
A space jam.