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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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[STAMMERS] Here you go, Peter.

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[STUTTERS] Penelope.

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Nice catch, Persimmon.

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-[STUTTERING]
-[SHOUTS] Hey!

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-Yes, boss.
-I want to give you
fair warning.

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The owner of the aquarium
is stopping by later today,

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and I need everything
to be perfect.

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You got it, boss.
I'm on the job.

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That's what I'm worried about.

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[GULPS] Mmm... Fresh.

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[STUTTERS] Uh,
come on down, Petunia.

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Nice work there, Princess.

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[STUTTERS] Preston.

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Here you go,
[STUTTERS] Paprika.

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Hey, garcon,could you put
that next one on
a spring roll with wasabi?

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Hey! This isn't
a sushi restaurant,
this is an aquarium.

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And you're not a penguin.
[STUTTERS] You're a duck!

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Of course, I'm a
[MIMICS STUTTERING]
penguin.

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I can waddle around.
I'm black.

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I have webbed feet.
I have an orange bill.

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I quack. And I can fly.

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Half of those
are penguin things,

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and the other half
are duck things.

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Which half lets me stay here?

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For one thing penguins
can't fly.

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[STUTTERS]
Just get out of here!

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[SCOFFS AND STAMMERS]
Crazy duck.

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-[GASPS] Huh?
-You, uh, didn't
answer my question.

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Hey! You ate all the fish.

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The worst part is
I'm still hungry.

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[STUTTERS] Mr. Duck,
you don't understand.

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If everything isn't perfect
I'm gonna get fired.

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Tell you what, chum,
I'll make you a deal.

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You give me
all the fish I can eat,

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and I'll make sure
this aquarium is perfect!

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[STAMMERING] It's a...

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Okay! Let's see what
we have to work with here.

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-What do these fish do?
-[STAMMERS] Not much.
They just float around.

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They just float around?
That's not perfect,
that's boring!

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We got to get them
moving around.

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Well, we're gonna
feed 'em in an hour.

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An hour? That's too long.

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-We got to go feed 'em
right now!
-[SCREAMS]

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[IN FRENCH ACCENT]
Gather around. Gather around.

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It is I, Duck Cousteau!

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This is the ocean.

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The life blood of all the fish
that live here,

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deep, uncharteddangereux.

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Here is the Grouper,

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the fascinating Clownfish,

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and, of course, the Hogfish!

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[BLUBBERING AND STAMMERING]
Get me out of here!

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The Hogfish seems
to be disturbed!

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It is because
the Hammerhead shark is
stalking him for his prey.

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[SCREAMS AND BLUBBERS]

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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

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[SCREAMS]

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[YELPS]

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-[SPLUTTERS AND EXCLAIMS]
-[CHILDREN CRYING]

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[IN SCOTTISH ACCENT]
Do not worry, kids.
I'll save ya.

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-Keep back, you dangerous
sea creature.
-[GROANS]

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[STUTTERS]
I'm not a sea creature.

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-I'm a... [STAMMERING]
-[WHISPERING] I know,
but look at them.

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They're eating this up!

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Don't you want the aquarium
to be perfect?

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[IN SCOTTISH ACCENT]
Back from whence you came!

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[WHISPERS] You're doing great.

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-You salty pork
of the swiney deep!
-[SCREAMING]

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[APPLAUDING]

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[STUTTERS]
Stop that right now.

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Hold your seahorses.
What's this?

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It's a touch tank.
It's where people come to
touch the sea creatures.

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Well, that doesn't seem fair.

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Maybe it's time
for the sea creatures
to touch back!

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[GRUNTS]

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-[LAUGHING]
-[LAUGHING]

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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[PANTING] Keep away from me!

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DAFFY: Not so fast!

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♪ Stomp your feet up and down,
make a smile from that frown

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♪ Grab a fish and sing along,
slap, slap, slap, slap

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♪ 'Cause it feels mighty fine
when you're slap it on a swine

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♪ Grab a fish and sing along,
slap, slap, slap, slap ♪

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[GRUNTS AND STUTTERS]
You're not making
this place better,

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you're ruining it!

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[IN SING-SONG]
But I'm not finished yet!

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Oh, yeah.
You're finished all right.

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If you're not going to leave
then I'll throw you out!

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-[GRUNTS]
-Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo!

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[STUTTERS] Get back here!

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[EXCLAIMS]

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[SHOUTS] Ow!

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[EXCLAIMING] Ow!

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[TEETH CHATTERING]

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A gift shop?

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The perfect aquarium
gives out souvenirs for free!

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You get a shirt
and you get a shirt,
and you get a shirt!

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[STAMMERS]
Stop giving everything away!

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You get a shirt too!

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Huh. I thought
this was one size fits all.

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Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo!

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I'm having a whale of a time!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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[SIGHS] Maybe it's time
to start getting the ranch
dressing on the side.

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And to start ordering salads.

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[FREE FALLING]

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Porky! What in the Sam Hill
is going on out here?

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[GASPS] Mrs. Allen?

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You're not supposed
to be here till 3:00.

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[STUTTERS] Mrs. Allen?

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Who's Mrs. Allen?

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She's the owner of
the aquarium, you numbcrut!

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Who is responsible
for this duck being
in the aquarium?

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It wasn't me, Mrs. Allen.
It was Porky!

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I told him everything had
to be perfect, but...

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It was perfect!

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The action, the adventure!

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The free merchandise
giveaways!

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You see this is the integrated
marketing, I'm talking about.

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We can cross-pollinate
this across
multiple media platforms.

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I see billboards, posters,
a duck in the aquarium.

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Ah! Maybe even a reality show!

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Porky and the Duck!

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We'll film them 24/7,
watching the pig cater
to the duck's every need.

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Uh... [STUTTERS] 24/7?

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His every need?

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Oh, I'm not a pig.
I'm a penguin!

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See! [LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
Look at me! I'm a penguin!

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I'm a penguin!

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Porky! You've lost your mind!

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[SHOUTING] I'm a penguin!

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Well, that's just silly.

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Penguins can't fly.

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Finally, after a long winter
the perfect day to fly a kite!

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Last summer I perfected
all the expert kite moves.

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But this summer
I'm going to master
the most dangerous,

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most death-defying stunt
of them all,

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the Breezehammer!

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-[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
-[LIGHTNING CRACKLING]

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Huh?

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You mean you never heard of
the most legendary move
in all of kite flying?

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Only a select few have ever
seen and lived to tell
the tale of the Breezehammer!

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-[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
-[LIGHTNING CRACKLING]

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Ooh!

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[SQUEAKS] Breezehammer!

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[WHINES]

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BUGS: Let's warm up
with a few basic moves.

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Watch this, Squeaks.
Four eyes!

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The Stairs!

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The Escalator!

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[YAWNING] Caw!

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[GASPS] Hello, beautiful!

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That's the most gorgeous
creature I've ever seen!

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I must be dreaming! [GRUNTS]

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Nope. Not dreaming.

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[CAWING]

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So, uh, you got the time?

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'Cause you got me
going cuckoo!

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Oh! Aggressive! I like that.

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Oh, baby! I'm in love.

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-What the...
-[BOYD PURRING]

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[CAWING]

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That canoodling canary's
getting cozy with my kite!

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Playing hard to get, huh?

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[EXCLAIMING] Whoa!

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[GROANING] Ow!

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Oh no, Squeaks! It's stuck!

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Can you go see
what's going on?

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[SQUEAKS] Hey!

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Can I offer you something,
my lady?

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A snack? Some worms?
A delousing?

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[CHIRPING]

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I'm trying, Squeaks.
I'm pulling as hard as I can!

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-[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
-Is that a no?

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You don't want anything?

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Oh, you do. Wait, yes or no?

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You're giving me mixed
signals here!

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I'm so confused!

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Wait! I know!

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How about
a relaxing massage? Ow!

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Boy, you really are playing
hard to get.

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-[GRUNTS]
-Jeepers!

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Uh-oh!

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That bird is not gonna
stop me from executing
the Breezehammer!

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-[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
-[LIGHTNING CRACKLING]

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♪ Oh, you're
my beautiful bird!

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♪ My beautiful blue bird!

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♪ My beautiful big, bald,
blue-y, blueish, blue bird!

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-♪ Oh, blue, blue...
-Oh no, you don't!

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♪ Blue, blue, blue, blue
bird, bird, bird, bird

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♪ Gimme a B, gimme a...
[GRUNTS]

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[CAWS] You come at me, bro?

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You want a piece of me?

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Stay behind me, babe,
I'll protect ya.

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[CAWING] Is that all you got?

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[CAWS]

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Flying back to
your momma, huh?

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[GROWLS]

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Sorry, you had
to see that, babe.

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Just doing what any bird
would do for his lady.

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Sometimes I get so mad
I just gotta hit something.

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[CAWING]

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Babe? Babe?

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Hey! Where'd you go?

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All right, that's it! I'm not
taking any more chances.

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Squeaks, I'm sending you up
to run interference.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no! [GAGS]

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Nothing's gonna keep me
from the Breezehammer!

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-[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
-[LIGHTNING CRACKLING]

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Not now! I'm in
the middle of something!

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Off you go.

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[EXCLAIMING] Whoa!

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00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:11,115
So what can I tell you
about myself?

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Oh, let's see! I moved out
of my parents' nest
two weeks ago and, uh...

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[SCREAMING]

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I'm in between jobs right now,
but I'm hunting in a...

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[SCREAMING CONTINUES]

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You know,
the early bird gets the worm,

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but the late bird
gets the trash can pizza!

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-[GROANS]
-Hey, what's your problem?

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Can't you see I'm trying
to woo the lady here?

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-[BOTH GRUNTING]
-Quit squirreling in
on my business!

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-Oh, boy. [GRUNTS]
-[EXCLAIMS]

224
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Squeaks, that birdbrain's
got us all tied up!

225
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Hey! Let go of my kite!

226
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Hey! Some bunny's trying
to capture you!

227
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Don't worry,
my little birdy doll.
I'll save you!

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Time to show you
the power of love!

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[CAWS]

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-Whoa! [GROANING] Ow!
-[MUSIC PLAYING]

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-[GRUNTING]
-[EXCLAIMING]

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WOMAN: Hey, look! A rabbit!
Pet him as hard as you can!

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[CONTINUES GRUNTING]

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[EXCLAIMS]

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[GROANS]

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-[GRUNTS]
-[SITAR MUSIC PLAYING]

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[WHISPERS] The Breezehammer!

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Did you see that, Squeaks?

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I did it. I executed
the most difficult maneuver
in all of kite flying!

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Ah... [CHIRPING]

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Well, I guess that crazy bird
helped a little bit too.

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But I did most of it.

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Hey! You let my love go.

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Untie her this instant!

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Okay, pal. You can have her.

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[GASPS AND CAWS]

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Oh, my darling! You're free!

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Free! [KISSES]

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And now we're free to love
each other forever!

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Uh, you know, doc?

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That's not a bird
you're kissing. It's a kite.

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Nobody's perfect.
[CONTINUES KISSING]