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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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PORKY: This road trip is gonna
be fantas...fantas...

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[STAMMERING]
It's gonna be great.

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Time to get this show
on the road.

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[RV BEEPING]

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-[EXCLAIMS]
-[GASPS]

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[SHRIEKS]

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Oh, no.
[STAMMERING] Not again!

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Oh, woe is me.
My limbs are broken.

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My beak is strained!

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My credit score is terrible!

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I'm gonna sue the pants
off of you

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or whatever you've got
going on downstairs.

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Oh, no! [STAMMERING]
What should I do?

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I'd get me in the RV.

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-Right.
-Nurse me back to health.

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[STAMMERING] Now, don't worry.

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I'll have you feeling
better in no time.

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I'll make you
a comfy little bed
in this box.

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Huh?

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-Uh, wake up, Mr. Duck.
-[MUMBLES]

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Sleeping. Come back later.

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[STAMMERING]
Come on, Mr. Duck.
That's my bed!

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Your bed is over here.
This is where you belong.

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What? All right,
no more messing around.

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Stay put, Duck.

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Not again!

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This is my bed.

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This is yours.

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[PANTING] Oh, forget it.

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-[ENGINE STARTING]
-Hmm? [STAMMERING] What
are you doing up here?

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The only one who should be
driving this RV is...

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[STAMMERS] Me...

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-Porky Pig!
-Never heard of him, chum.

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Just sit back and relax,

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and enjoy the sounds
of this soothing mixtape.

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[STAMMERING] "Relax"?

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-[SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYING]
-I'm not gonna relax
until you... Oh!

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Is that smooth jazz?

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[STAMMERING]
Now, listen... Oh!

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Listen to that sweet,
sweet groove.

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[STAMMERING]
I should be drive... [SNORES]

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-[LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
-[GASPS]

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-Woo-hoo!
-[STAMMERING] Watch out
for that chicken coop!

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Watch out for
that hot dog stand!

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Watch out for that
water balloon factory!

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Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

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Ooh! Ooh!

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[STAMMERING] Gently put it
in reverse and back up...

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...very slowly.

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[SEAT WHIRRING]

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Not back up the seat!

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-[STAMMERING] Back up the RV.
-Back of the RV?

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Don't mind if I do! Woo-hoo!

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Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

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-Woo-hoo!
-[PINBALL MACHINE SOUNDS]

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Phew! [STAMMERING]
That was close. We had
too much weight up front.

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I mean, even a single
bowling ball might have
sent us...

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Hey, Piggy!
Watch me make a strike!

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No! Huh?

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Huh. [STAMMERING]
I guess I was wrong.

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Why do you got
so many bowling balls, anyhow?

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I like to have a spare?

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Whatever happens next,
we all deserve it.

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[BOTH SCREAMING]

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DAFFY: Yoink!

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Why'd you stop?
I was finally having fun.

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[STAMMERING] I've had enough
of your shenanigans.

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You're gonna get
what's coming to ya.

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OFFICER: Excuse me, gentlemen.

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You're parked
on a train trestle.

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Is everything okay?

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[STAMMERING]
Oh, yes, sir, Officer.

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Just pulled over so I could,
uh, give my baby here
some snuggles and cuddles.

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-"Baby"?
-Now, now, baby.

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-[CHUCKLES] Don't fuss.
-He is so cute!

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I'm still hungry, Daddy.

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[STAMMERING]
He's a growing boy.

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Certainly is nice to see
a father be so generous
with his son.

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He ate everything
except for the one donut!

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Don't mind if I do.

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Just be safe out there.
Next time, stay on the road?

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-Boy, she was nice!
-You! You ate all my food!

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Whoa, you seem pretty hot.
You need to cool off, pal.

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Why not take a cold shower?

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The joke is
I put him in the toilet.

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Woo-hoo!

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[PORKY SCREAMING]

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[PANTING]

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-All right, Mr. Duck.
You're gonna be so...
-[SPLASHING]

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-[SCREAMS]
-[THUDS]

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[PANTING]

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[SPLASHING]

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-[SCREAMS]
-[THUDS]

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I could do this all day.

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Huh? Whoa!

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You snuck up on me there.

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Hey, we're okay. We're okay.
No hard feelings, right?

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[DAFFY GRUNTING]

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DAFFY: Woo-hoo!

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-There. [STAMMERING]
That oughta hold ya.
-Oh, please.

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This is the lousiest job
of tying someone up
I've ever seen.

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You think you can do better?

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With one hand tied
behind my back,

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which it is. Just do as I say.

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Loop that end through there,
now pull that end taut.

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Tighten the loose end.
Okay, over there.
Put that around,

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and back through, again.
There. Over. Up. Down.

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Around. Back. Through. Again.
Back through again.

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Over. Under. In. Out. Up.
Down. Over. And voila!

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This pig's been hogtied!

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[STAMMERING] I can't wait
for this trip to be over.

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Over? It hasn't even started!

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[STAMMERING]
What do you mean
it hasn't even started?

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Thanks again, Rebecca.

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-Can I put this on my resume?
-You know, I wouldn't.

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[STAMMERING] Huh? You mean
we haven't even left yet?

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Well, we had to take
a test drive, silly.

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Now sit back and enjoy
the sounds of
this soothing mixtape.

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-[STAMMERING]
Now, listen here. I...
-[SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYING]

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Oh! Is that smooth jazz?

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Mmm. That is one sweet groove.

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[RUMBLING, BUZZING]

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BUGS: What the...

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[SHRIEKS]

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[INHALES DEEPLY]
[QUIETLY] Timber.

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-[CHAINSAW RATTLING]
-[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

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Hey, you hipster, what gives?

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You nearly flattened me
with all those trees.

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[IN THICK FRENCH ACCENT]
Of course I did!
I'm Blacque Jacque Shellacque,

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the lumberjack!

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And I'm cutting down
all the trees in the forest!

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You can't
cut down these trees!

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There are squirrels
with really high voices
that live up there.

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[SQUEAKING ANGRILY]

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-[SQUEAKS YELLS]
-Your high-pitched friend

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is squeaking up
the wrong tree.

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These trees are mine.

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I'm going to turn them
into toothpicks to get
the food out of my teeth!

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Look, shark, I'm not gonna
let you get away with this.

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Nobody speaks like that
to Blacque Jacque Shellacque!

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I'm not nobody!
I'm Bugs Bunny, doc.

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Well, Mr. Bugs Bunny Doc,

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now you must face me
in a lumberjack challenge!

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Yes, now I must!

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What's a lumberjack challenge?

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It is a competition
between lumberjacks.

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You win, I leave the forest.

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But if I win, I will
cut down every single tree

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so there will not be
a forest to live!

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The first challenge
is the wood chop!

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Whoever splits the wood
in the fewest chops wins!

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Un, deux, trois.
Troischops! Beat that.

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Troischops. No prob.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoops!

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Ah, well, whaddaya know?
One chop.

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Was luck of beginner.

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Any little dweeb can cut wood.

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But I can cut anything!

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Really? Anything?

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-Can you cut this bed?
-Oui!

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-How about this refrigerator
-Oui.

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How about these rare
commemorative plates

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featuring the
Stanley Cup-winning
Montreal Canadiens?

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Oui! Oui! Oui!
Wait a minute.

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I have rare,
commemorative plates
of the Montreal Canadiens.

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Yeah, all of this is yours.

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I got it from your cabin.

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[SOBBING] Oh, no, no, no!

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Oh, no, no, no!

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Aw. I sure do hate
to see a grown lumberjack cry.

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What's next,
pressing wild flowers?

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Double Dutch? Jumping Jacques?

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The poutine
and maple syrup guzzle.

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Only a true lumberjack
can eat a lumberjack
breakfast like moi!

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[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

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Oh, yeah?

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Ooh, viscous!

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[COUGHS]

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Your turn.

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Oh, no, I'm not eating that.
I forfeit.

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Yep, looks like we both lost.

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I lost the challenge,
and you lost your pants.

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All right, rabbit.

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We are tied, one to one.

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Let's see you beat me
in log rolling!

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-Gee, doc, that sounds hard.
-Oh, it is.

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-Whoever stays on the log
the longest is the winner.
-All right.

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Don't start spinning
until you heard the word "go".

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-Got it?
-Got it.

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-Ready, set...
-Go!

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Hey, no fair!

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You went too early!

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But I heard the word "go".

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That is because you said it!

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I'm supposed to say it!

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Don't start spinning
until I say "go".

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-You did it again!
-You said the word "go".

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I was explaining the rules!

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What's the difference?

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You need the rule
so you know when to go.

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Okay! New rule!
I will say
"Un, deux, trois,"

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and then we begin.

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-Okay.
-Un, deux, trois...

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What are you doing?

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I heard "Un, deux, trois..."

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But I didn't say "go..."

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[EXCLAIMS]

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Un, deux, trois,go!

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[ROARING]

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[YELLS]

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Boy, Squeaks, that cave
really amplifies your voice.

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[GROWLS SQUEAKILY]

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Log rolling was a draw.

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We're still tied, one to one.

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That makes tree climbing
the final challenge.

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Whoever wins this
wins the forest.

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And I will win!

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I will be the,
how do you say, "The victor"?

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Actually, in this country,
it's pronounced "loser."

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Fine! Then I will
be the loser!

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Ha-ha! Climb, Jacque.

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Climb like the loser you are!

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Hee-hee! What a Luddite.

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[SPEAKING FRENCH]

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[AIR HORN BLARING]

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Celine Dion! Ow! Ow! Ow!

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[GRUNTS] Oh! I surrender!

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I have just one more challenge
for you before you go.

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Hey, Jacque, did you finish
putting the forest back?

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I'm tired of this! I quit!

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You hear that, Squeaks?

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[ROARS SQUEAKILY]

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[WHIMPERING]

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He really is
a Blacque Jacque
of all trades,

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but a master of none.

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]