[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
PORKY: ♪ I will sing you a song A good song of the sea
♪ Way, hey, blow the man...
[STAMMERS] You know how it goes.
Uh, what do we have here?
A couple of hungry stowaways?
[WHISPERS] Don't tell the captain, but here's some cheese.
CAPTAIN: Porky, what are you doing?
You need to stop feeding those mice, all right?
They're stowaways.
[STAMMERS] But they're cute.
Oh, they're more than cute, they're adorable.
[KISSING]
You know, I wanna give them kisses on their cute, little, mouse noses and everything.
[KISSING]
Yeah, and they're hungry.
You can't feed stowaways!
You and your compassion are gonna get you fired.
And I don't wanna fire you, Porky.
Because if I fire you, I gotta throw you off the ship.
And if I throw you off the ship, I'd be heartbroken.
And you don't want me to be heartbroken, do you, Porky?
[STAMMERING] No, sir. I hear you. [GULPS]
[STAMMERING] Loud and clear, boss.
Sounds like you're in trouble.
I hope there aren't any more stowaways around here.
[STAMMERING] Me too.
Wait a minute, where did you come from?
Oh, this suitcase. I'm a stowaway.
[STAMMERING] You mean you didn't pay for a ticket?
It's pronounced "stowaway".
[STAMMERING] You can't be seen, or I'll be fired.
Hey everybody, don't tell this pig's boss I'm a stowaway,
-or he'll get... -Shh!
[WHISPERING] Listen to me. You've got to be quiet.
[WHISPERING] Right, I'll be quiet.
Hey everybody, I'm a stowaway! Don't tell anyone!
Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo!
I'm a stow...
If I let go of your bill,
do you promise to stop telling people you're a stowaway?
Mmm-hmm.
[OVER SPEAKER] Hey, what's the difference between buying a first-class ticket
and being a stowaway?
About $2,000.[EXCLAIMS]
[LAUGHING]
You know the worst part about being a stowaway?
[GROANS]
Oh wait, there is no worst part.
Everything's free!
-DAFFY: Whoo-hoo! -[LAUGHING]
Some people go away for the weekend.
I stow away for the weekend.
It's cheaper, it really is.
[PASSENGERS LAUGHING]
-[DAFFY GRUNTS] -Be quiet!
Well, folks, you've been a swell audience.
If you like what you heard, remember, I'm a stowaway.
-[GRUNTS] -Whoo-hoo!
"All you can eat"? Sounds like a challenge.
Don't mind if I do.
-Little bit of this. -[GRUNTS]
You know what? I'm gonna take some of this back to my room.
Oh, wait a minute. I don't have a room.
-Huh? -Because I'm a stowaway!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
I've done it!
The first stowaway to reach the peak of Mount Kilima Calorie Count.
[RUMBLING]
[SCREAMING]
[STAMMERING] Where did he go?
[MUFFLED YELLING]
[GASPS] What are you trying to do?
Drown me in the cocktail sauce?
I'm saucy enough as it is.
Maine lobster. Secondary lobster?
Oh! [STAMMERS] Why thank you!
Can someone pass the... [STAMMERS] Garlic salt?
Hey!
-A-ha! -How dare you grab a defenseless woman like that?
You coward. You masher. You brute!
Oh, I... [STAMMERS] Sorry, miss. I'm sorry.
But I thought you were someone else because you have... [STAMMERING] Duck lips.
I do? I need to get a selfie of this!
-Get in here with me, big boy. -[CAMERA CLICKS]
DAFFY: Here I am, stowing away on a cruise ship,
with my portly porter.
[GASPS] You... [STAMMERING] Can't post that picture!
-[CAMERA CLICKS] -[STAMMERING]
Stop! You can't post pictures of you stowing away!
Oh, it's too late. I already posted them on my account
on stowaways.com.
[PORKY GASPS]
[SHRIEKING]
[STAMMERS] Oh my.
Whoo-hoo!
-One side, junior. -Hey!
Stowaway coming through.
Whoo-hoo!
Uh, excuse me... [STAMMERING]
-Oh! One side, junior. -Hey!
[EXCLAIMS]
[CREAKING]
Uh-oh.
Ugh, can we get maintenance up here?
[CREAKING]
Trouble in paradise? One side, junior.
[CRANKING]
[CREAKING]
[PORKY SCREAMING]
I'm a stowaway.
[PORKY SCREAMING]
[DINGING]
[SCREAMING]
[GRUNTS]
♪ How low can you go? How low can you go? ♪
[CHEERING]
Porky, you're the limbo champion. I'm so proud of you.
You know, I taught him everything he knows.
I'm sorry, I don't recognize you.
Are you a passenger on the ship,
or are you a stowaway?
Why, haven't you been listening?
I, sir am a stow...
'Cause we throw stowaways over the side of the ship.
[SLOWLY] ...away...
In that case, I'm a passenger.
A passenger, huh? Let me see your ticket.
-[WIND BLOWS] -Um, excuse me.
Hold on, I'm just fabricating a fake ticket.
Here is your ticket, sir.
Oh, jeezum-o-pete!
You really are a passenger. In fact, you're a VIP.
I certainly am a VIP,
and I expect to be treated as such.
Oh, for sure.
I hope that my room has a spectacular view.
Oh yeah. The spectacularest.
DAFFY: Whoo-hoo! VIP, baby.
I'm the king of the world!
Whoo-hoo!
-[DAFFY IMITATING FOGHORN] -[FOGHORN BLOWING]
This is Claudette.
I am approaching the drop site.
I have stolen the flash drive.
-[LASER FIRES] - Zut alors!The Hazmats.
GARY: Darn, I missed her.
BARRY: Come on, Gary. Don't get down on yourself.
Remember what we learned in that team-building seminar?
Keep it positive!
GARY: Ah, that was a fun weekend.
[GASPS]
Your plan to capture me is about to go up in smoke.
[WHIRRING]
GARY: Sure is hard to see in all this smog.
BARRY: That's the idea, Gary.
[BRAKES SCREECHING]
BARRY: Phew, we made it. Everything is going to be...
...okay.
They may get me, but they'll never get the flash drive.
Now, to hide it in the seat compartment.
-[CAR APPROACHING] -Oh, non!
BARRY: Anybody see where she went?
GARY: Keep moving. She can't have gone far.
JERRY: Hey, do we have time to stop for a cappuccino?
GARY: Good call, Jerry. Yay!
[CHUCKLES] Worked like a charm.
What the...
Chocolate mousse! Where is my scooter? [GASPS]
Good call on renting this scooter, Squeaks.
What a great way to see the Italian countryside.
Uh-huh.
I must get that flash drive!
Time to resolve this hairy situation
and run that rabbit off the road!
-Uh-oh. One of them crazy Italian drivers... -[SCOOTER HONKING]
...is coming up the rear. We'll pull over for a minute.
I'll just signal and let them pass.
[WHIRRING]
Chaise qui colle!
It's a shame folks can't take time to enjoy the scenery.
[SCREAMING]
[DOORS CRASH]
Oh! That was a close one.
-[HORSE GALLOPING] -Huh? Oh, non!
[DOORS CRASH]
Enough of this horsing around!
BARRY: I have a visual.
Wait a minute. There's a rabbit on the scooter.
Get that scooter!
HAZMAT: [OVER RADIO] Copy that, Barry. We're on it.
We were supposed to turn left at the Mostachon factory.
At least, I think that's what it says.
Maybe this scooter has a GPS somewhere.
-Is this a GPS? -[BEEPS]
Jean-Luc Picard!
-You've got to be kidding me -[HELICOPTER APPROACHING]
[CLAUDETTE GRUNTS]
HAZMAT: Did you feel that?
LARRY: I think it's an earthquake.
We're in a helicopter, Larry.
Right.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[GRUNTS]
LARRY: Is it nap time?
HAZMAT: Not now, Larry.
You can't get rid of me that easily, monsieurbunny.
-I just don't get this bike. -[BEEPING]
I mean, how many buttons does one scooter need?
[WHIRRING]
I hate Mondays.
[WHIRRING]
[SINGING]
Listen Squeaks, we may be in Italy, but you ain't no opera singer.
-Maybe there's something on the radio. -[BEEPS]
HAZMAT 1: Come on, let's get this barricade set up.
[BEEPS]
HAZMAT 1: So, how are Barbara and the kids?
[GRUNTS]
HAZMAT 2: Kids are great. Barbara is going back to work, so that'll be a transition.
[WHOOSHING]
[SINGING]
Tell you what, Squeaks. If I get you something to eat, will you stop singing?
- Si. -Great, let's get some gelato.
Whoo-hoo!
[SQUEAKS CHITTERING]
No, gelato and ice cream are different things.
HAZMAT: Claudette is moving in on the scooter. Let's get her!
[GRUNTS]
[HAZMATS EXCLAIM]
Well, if you want to get technical, then yes,
gelato is the Italian word for ice cream.
But there are subtle differences.
-[HAZMATS GRUNTING] -[SQUEAKS CHITTERING]
Well, gelato starts out with a similar custard base as ice cream
but has more milk, and less cream and eggs.
-[CHITTERING] -Right. Or no eggs at all.
[CHITTERING]
Well then, get ice cream if you want a fluffier frozen dessert.
But you are in Italy.
I mean, if you were gonna try gelato, now is the time and place to do it.
[EXHALES] Excuse me, sir.
Your rental time is over.
I'm here to pick up the scooter.
Oh gee, time sure flies.
-Now where did I park it? -[BEEPS]
Wow. Glad I got the insurance.
French onion soup! The flash drive was in there!
-[GROANS] -You mean this flash drive?
-[GASPS] -I put it in my backpack so it wouldn't get lost.
-Here you go. -[LAUGHING]
Does this mean we don't get our deposit back?
Mastermind, I have the flash drive.
MASTERMIND: Show me what you've got.
[BEEPING]
Feast your eyes, sir.
Here you will see the secret plans that I have secured.
What is this?
I don't understand.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] It's... I...
MASTERMIND: Then who has the plans?
-BOTH: Huh? -What is this?
Oh, man!
We must have swapped flash drives with that lady back at the gelato stand.
Let me see if I have the number of that scooter shop.
-[BEEPING] -[CHITTERING]
PEPE: [OVER EARPIECE] Excellent work acquiring the flash drive,
Agent Squeaks.
We have won the battle.
But I have a feeling the war, she has just begun.
Agent Double Le Pew, reporting for duty.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]