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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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This week,
I'm gonna show you

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how to turn this old cabin
into the home of your dreams.

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All I need
is a cooler full of food
and a shed full of tools

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and I'm good to go!

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Now I'm over here!

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As you can see,

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I've rigged
this whole house
with cameras,

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so you viewers at home
can watch me fix every room
in the house.

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The first thing you wanna do
is to flush out all the vermin
that are squatting inside.

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You'll wanna get 'em out
in the most humane way
possible.

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So, I like to use an air horn.

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-[AIR HORN BLARING]
-[GRUNTS]

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Fellas!
Where are you going?

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I thought
we were gonna
play Scrabbit?

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Those were some
strong rabbits.

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Shame they escaped.

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Had I caught one,

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I would've shown you
how to make a meal out of
an entire family of rabbits.

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I love eating rabbits.

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Now, let's start
renovating this house.

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[CRASHING]

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[STAMMERING]
Wait, hold up.

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Maybe
I'll be eating
rabbit yet.

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Hello!
Bugs Bunny here.

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This week,
I'm gonna be
showing you

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how to renovate
Tad Tucker's bloated ego.

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[SIGHS]
No luck, but no biggie.

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I came prepared
with plenty of my own food.

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[YELLS] My food!

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My koala chips!
My dingo jerky!

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My spicy emu meat! Ow!

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-[CREAKING]
-Morning!

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Now, before we do anything,
let's do a quick walk-through
of the house.

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First thing we have to do
is test out the floorboards.

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Ahhh!
[GROANING]

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That's a bite in the knickers.

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Ahhh!

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Ha!
That Taekwondo class
sure paid off.

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I guess the floors
are a tad spongy.

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Ah, well. No matter.
Let's check the stairs.

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Well, there's a bit
of good news.

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These stairs
are as solid as...

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Ahhh!

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[EXCLAIMING]

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[GROANS]

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Okay.

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Let's get this over with
and inspect the attic.

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This guy's got a screw loose.

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[EXCLAIMING]

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[EXCLAIMING CONTINUES]

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[GROANING]

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Ahhh!

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The next thing
we need to do

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is patch up some
of these holes in the wall,

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using some drywall.

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Before we install the drywall,
we need to measure the hole.

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Remember the old saying,
"Measure twice, cut once."

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There!
That ought to...

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Huh?

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I could've swore I, uh...

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Now that I think of it...
[CHUCKLES]

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The saying was,
"Measure thrice, cut once."

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Ah! Come on!

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"Measure four times,
saves more time."

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There! Perfect!

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Ahhh!

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Since the first
and second floors
are in rough shape,

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I'm gonna...
[YAWNS]

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...sleep up here
in the attic.

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See you in the morning!

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[SNORING]

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[THUDDING]

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I'm never gonna get any rest,
if I keep tumbling about.

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This bungee cord
attached to my leg

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will prevent me
from falling.

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[TAD SNORING]

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BUGS:
He wanted to eat
your entire family.

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[EXCLAIMING]

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[STRAINING]

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[EXCLAIMING]

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Mommy, Daddy, Mommy,
Mommy, Daddy, Mommy!

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[STRAINING]
Gotcha! Crikeys, I've had it!

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Since this house
is in a bit rougher shape
than I anticipated,

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I'm gonna spend
the night outside,
under the stars.

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Just listen to
the soothing sounds

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of those crickets
out there.

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[CHIRPING]

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Their chirping
is nature's sweet,
gentle lullaby.

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I'm gonna get closer,
so I can hear
every single one.

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-[AIR HORN BLARING]
-[TAD YELLS]

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-The attic!
-[THUDDING]

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-Not the stairs!
-[THUDDING]

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-Floorboard!
-[THUDDING]

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Okay, I've fallen
out of the window,

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been covered in molasses
for some reason,

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and now,
I'm standing
in poison ivy.

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They say that
bad things happen
in threes,

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so by that reasoning,
the worst is over.

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Fire ants!
That's four things!

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Ahhh!

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[GASPING]
Here's a tip for you.

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If you're ever covered
in horrible fire ants

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find the closest water source
and submerge yourself.

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Hmm. That's funny.

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I've got some sort
of tingling sensation
going on down under.

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Leeches!
Now that's five things.

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Feeling sleepy.

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Maybe I should
just go back to...

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My tent!

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That's six.

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Morning.
[CHUCKLES]

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Today,
we'll be installing
a new floor.

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Nailed it!

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What?

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I could've sworn
I just hammered
that nail in there.

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[GRUNTING]
There!

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Huh? Now I know
I nailed that one in.

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What?

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Ahhh!

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[STRAINING]

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[LAUGHING]

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I don't think this house
is worth saving!

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I'm gonna tear this thing down
to the foundations!

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[GRUNTING]

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[EXCLAIMING]

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[LAUGHING]

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Tad Tucker knows
when to quit!

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Oh, yeah!
Tad Tucker's a quitter!

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[PANTING]

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Uh-oh.

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Here's your new home.
The keys are on the armoire.

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[GRUNTING]

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[THUNDER RUMBLING]

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Rain?

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Well, at least I still have
my tool shed for shelter.

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[STRAINING]

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Oi! Let me in!

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When someone messes
with your house,

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the first thing you do
is change the locks.

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Welcome to
the Porklight Theater.

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Today's film is Hamlet.

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The film version of
William Shakespeare's
classic play...

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DAFFY: Boring!

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I'm sorry,
did someone say
something?

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Lost my train of thought.

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Anyway,
the exits are on the other...
[STAMMERING]

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DAFFY:
Put your arms down,
I can smell your B.O.

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-All right, who said that?
-[CELL PHONE RINGING]

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Hello?

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Sure, I've got time
to take a survey.

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[CLEARS THROAT]
The use of cell phones
is strictly prohibited...

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-[STAMMERING]
-[CELL PHONE RINGING]

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Sorry, folks,
this is embarrassing.

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-Hello?
-I thought you said,
"No cell phones?"

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Okay, wise guy.

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If we can't use cell phones,
how about cymbals?

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[CYMBALS CRASHING]

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No cymbals.

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How about a didgeridoo?

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[DIDGERIDOO PLAYING]

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No...
[STAMMERING]

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-How about a tuba?
-[TUBA PLAYING]

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-Or a blender?
-[WHIRRING]

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-Or a chainsaw?
-[WHIRRING]

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-Or one of these things?
-[RATTLING]

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No... [STAMMERING]
Whatever that thing is.

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[POPPING]

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No, no, no, no, no!

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Excuse me, pardon me,
pardon me, excuse me,
pardon me.

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-Where'd he go?
-[WHIRRING]

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Yoo-hoo!
Hey there, big boy.

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Excuse me, pardon me,
excuse me, pardon me.

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Excuse me.

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[WHIRRING]

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-Excuse me, sir?
-Fine! You take over.

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I have a movie to watch.

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All righty, that's enough!

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Hey, bub!

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You can't march in here
without a ticket.

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But I work here.

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You do?
When does your shift start?

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-Two hours ago.
-Coming in late, huh?

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You're fired!

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Fired?
You can't fire me.

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Say, I like
your gumption, kid.

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-You're hired!
-Phew.

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Thanks.

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Here are your duties
for today.

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First, clean the toilet.

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Now, churn the butter.
Pop the corn.

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Get my dry cleaning!

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Paint my fence!

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Clean the bridge
of the Queen Mary.

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♪ I am the very model
of a modern Major-General ♪

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Am I done?
[GRUNTS]

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What do I care?
I don't even work here!

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-[WHOOPING]
-[GROWLS]

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-Mr. Duck?
-What'll it be, pal?

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-Huh?
-Hey, buddy, no outside
food or drink allowed.

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But I don't have
any outside...

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Good!
Then have a soda.

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For 25 cents more,
you can upgrade to a medium.

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For 35 cents,
you can upgrade to a large.

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And it also comes
with a tub of popcorn.

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-Butter?
-I really shouldn't.

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Oh, come on.
Indulge.

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Don't forget about dessert!

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That'll be $911.12.

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Whoo-hoo!

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HAMLET: [ON SCREEN
Alas, I've been slain.

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[LAUGHING]

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-Now, that's it.
-Shh!

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HAMLET:
Heaven make thee
free of it.

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I follow thee.

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Wretched queen, adieu.

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Now listen, Mr. Duck.

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Shh! Hey!
Eyes on the screen, pal.

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Oh, sorry.

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But listen, Mr. Duck,
I need you to be quiet
and watch the movie

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if you're going
to be in here,
understand?

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Huh? Uh-oh.

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Listen, Mr. Duck,
I need you to be quiet
and watch...

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Oh.

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I need you to be quiet
and watch the...

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Oh.

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I need you to be quiet
and watch the...

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I need you to be quiet...

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To be quiet
and watch the...

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To be quiet
and watch the...

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Do you mind?

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I need you to be quiet
and watch the movie
if you're gonna be in here.

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[WHISPERING]
Oh, sorry.

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I'm just kidding ya, pal.

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-[WHOOPING]
-[EXCLAIMING]

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You need to leave, Mr. Duck.

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Eat spicy meat stick, Mr. Pig!

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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Whoo-hoo!
Gonna fly...

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[EXCLAIMS]

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[EXCLAIMS]

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DAFFY:
Cha-cha-cha,
cha-cha-cha!

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-A-goochy-goochy-goo-ga!
-Stop it! Let me go!

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-If you insist.
-Ahhh!

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-[GROWLS]
-Ahhh!

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[GULPS]

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[CHOKES]

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[PORKY SCREAMING]

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[ROARING]

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[SCREAMING]

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00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,425
[GRUNTS]

252
00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:02,166
Oh.
This is actually
quite nice.

253
00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:03,646
[BLOWING]

254
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,301
[GRUNTING]

255
00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:08,085
[SCREAMING]

256
00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,305
[STAMMERING]

257
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:13,047
[SCREAMS]

258
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:15,049
Hey, chum.
You're not enjoying
the full effect.

259
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,181
You need to see this in 3D.

260
00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:20,271
Then you get
to experience the movie
up close and personal.

261
00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:22,970
It's almost like
you're in the movie.

262
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,536
[SCREAMING]

263
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,409
Pretty cool, right?
But it gets better. Watch!

264
00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:28,453
Whoo-hoo!

265
00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:30,020
Whoo-hoo!

266
00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:32,109
This is incredibly realistic.
[SPLUTTERING]

267
00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:33,284
It's like I'm there.

268
00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,460
Mmm. Banana cream.

269
00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,027
You think that's impressive.

270
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,681
Wait till you see this.

271
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,291
I don't know
what can top a pie,

272
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,728
but show me
what you got!

273
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:44,600
Sock it to me, Daddio!

274
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:45,993
-[WHISTLE BLOWING]
-[GRUNTS]

275
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:53,740
This 3D is spectacular.
[STAMMERING] I love it!

276
00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:56,090
Boy, this movie
sure got derailed.

277
00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:59,267
-[WHOOPING]
-[WHISTLE BLOWING]