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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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Top of the mornin'... [GRUNTS]

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Oh, no.
Me lucky horseshoe.

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That's not a good sign.

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[GASPS] Me four-leaf
clover patch!

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-[SNARLING]
-Yikes!

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-A black cat!
-[YOWLS]

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-[GRUNTING]
-[YOWLS]

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[PANTING]

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Shameless O'Scanty
is out of luck.

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How could this day
get any worse?

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[GRUNTS]

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St. Louis of the Chapped Lips!

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Me cousin Mary
is comin' to town.

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I gotta find me some luck,
or my cousin will never
let me live it down.

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♪ Magpies and shamrocks

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♪ Toobley-doo-re-lu-re-lu

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♪ Sweaters, tin whistles

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Quiet down,
you nonsensical noise-maker!

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Can't you see I'm trying
to think here?

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♪ Sheep almost everywhere

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[GRUNTS]

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♪ That's Ireland

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Hey, there, little shaver.

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[GROANING]

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My clover field.
It's sprouting!

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-[SNARLING]
-Run for your life!

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-That cat's a killer!
-[YOWLS]

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[PURRING]

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[CHOKING]

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[GASPS] A $100 bill.

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-Here. You look like
you need this more than I do.
-[GRUNTS]

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Don't spend it all
in one face!

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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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[GULPING]

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St. Phoebe of the Stinky Feet!

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The legend of the lucky duck
is true.

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Once a generation,
a rare duck comes along

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that is brimming
with enough luck

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to fuel a family
of leprechauns.

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All right, Shameless.

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You need to capture
that lucky duck,

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chain him up
inside a tiny box,
inside an even tinier house

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so he can be
me lucky charm forever!

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[HUMMING]

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Hmm?

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Hey! Are you sneaking
up on me?

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No, I'm head of this here
forest's welcoming committee,

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and we're throwing you a party
inside this apartment.

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Party for me? All right!

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You bring the people.
I'll bring the fun. Whoo-hoo!

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[CHUCKLES] That was easy.

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-[MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING]
-[MUFFLED CHATTER]

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-Great party, pal.
-[MUSIC PLAYING]

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You mind sprucin' up my juice
with a couple of ice cubes?

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Not a problem.

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Wait a minute.
I want to go to a party!

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-[GROANS]
-[KNOCKING]

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Might there be room
for one more in there?

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Sure! The more the merrier.

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[MUSIC STOPS]

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St. Edward of the Earwax!
I've been tricked!

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-Let me out!
-DAFFY: Oh, no.

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You won't be seein'
the outside of this cell
any time soon.

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You were sentenced
to life in prison.

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Life in prison?

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But I'm innocent.
Innocent, I tell ya.
[STRAINING]

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That's what they all say.

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Only a call from the governor
can save you now.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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Hello? Yes, governor.

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Release him?
Give him his freedom?

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Uh-huh. Okay.

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Wrong number.

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Just kidding!

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You've been pardoned.

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-You're free to go.
-[JIG PLAYING]

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Freedom!

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Oh, cabbage.

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[SPLASHING]

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[COUGHING]

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Bottom of the evenin' to ya.

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-Wait right there.
-[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

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Oh, St. John's wort.

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-Where did he go?
-DAFFY: Yoo-hoo!

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I'm down here.

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No! I wanted you to wait
right here!

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-Where are you now?
-DAFFY: I'm up here.

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Well, what are you doin'
up there?

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Because you told me to wait
right here.

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Oh, that's not what I meant.

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Look, they're both
the same thing,
here and there.

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So, when you hear, "Here,"
I might mean there.

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And when I hear, "There,"
I hear, "Here."

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Because here is there
and there is here. Understood?

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Hear, hear.

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Excellent. Then stay
right there.

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[PANTING]

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Oh, Faith and Begorrah!

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What are you doin' down there?

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I've gotta be honest,

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I didn't understand
a thing you said.

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Okay, now listen.
Don't move a muscle.

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I will come down there.

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[SCREAMING]

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-[SCREAMING]
-[PLANE ENGINE WHIRRING]

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[SCREAMING]

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St. Paul's bunions!
Huh?

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-[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
-Let's get our
routine together, guys.

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Do the Superman.

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That's the stuff.
The soaring eagle!

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DAFFY: Now,
do the rotisserie chicken.

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The twisted phone cord.

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Bigfoot in a diaper!

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Hey, where did everybody go?

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Oh, they pulled
their parachutes ages ago.

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We're about to hit the ground.

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[GASPS] Quick, laddie.
Open your chute!

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No need, my friend.
I have wings.

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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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Oh, malarkey.
[SCREAMING]

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[GRUNTING]

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Yike!

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-[GRUNTING]
-[BEES BUZZING]

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Don't worry, pal.
I'll catch ya!

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[GROANING]

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Get these feathers off me
or I'll...

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Why you little... [MUMBLING]
[QUACKING]

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Excuse me, I'm Mary O'Scanty.

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I'm lookin' for me cousin
Shameless.

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[GASPS] What is that?

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[QUACKING CONTINUES]

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It's a duck.

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And I hear it's lucky.

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The Legend of the Lucky Duck
is true!

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I'm going to chain him up
inside a tiny box,

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inside an even tinier house
so he can be me lucky charm.

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-[QUACKING]
-Forever!

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Looks like she's got the duck
of the Irish.

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DAFFY: Whoo-hoo!

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[WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING]

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I say... I say,
cock-a-doodle-doo, y'all.

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Time to rise
and shine, ladies.

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It's roll call
on another glorious day

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at Foghorn's free-range
chicken farm.

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FOGHORN: Yes, sir.
200 acres of luxurious
Kentucky bluegrass

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that caters
to your every whim.

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He say,
"Caters to your every whim"?

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I'd like to have a few
of my whims catered to.

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Whoo-hoo!

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-Mornin', Tina.
-[CLUCKING]

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-Louise.
-[CLUCKING]

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-Sally.
-Whoo-hoo!

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I mean, uh... [CLUCKING]

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Now, hold up.
You're not Sally.

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Who are you?
Some kind of freeloader?

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Freeloader? I'm Daff...

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...fodil. I'm a new recruit.

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New recruit, huh?

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I wasn't told anything
about a new recruit.

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Oh, this isn't the first time
this has happened.

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Well, let me just, uh,
check my rooster roster here.

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Ah, there you are. Daffodil.

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Um, there are two F's
in Daffodil.

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Right, right.

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Uh, well, make yourself
at home, Daffodil.

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I will.

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Because I belong here.

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Sheesh.

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Sometimes, the healthier
these organic chickens are,

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the weirder they look.

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Hello, my peeps.

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How's y'all cluckin'?

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All right, ladies.
It's feedin' time.

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Come and get it.

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Huh? You're just gonna
eat off the ground like that?

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Eww.

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What's the matter, Daffodil?
Ain't you hungry?

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Can't I get a plate
or a napkin?

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Daffodil, chickens eat
off the ground.

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But what about all that dirt?

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I know! Look at all them
extra minerals.

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Delicious!

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Yeah, I don't see you
eating it.

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This isn't about me, Daffodil.
This is about you.

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And you're a chicken,
ain't ya?

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Of course I'm a chicken.

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Here I go.

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Just a-huntin' and a-peckin'.

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A-huntin' and a-peckin',
I say. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, I really taste the dirt.

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Huh?

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[SCREAMING]

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-[CLUCKING]
-[GROANING]

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-Are you full?
-I didn't get any.

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-You don't like seeds, gal?
Seeds, gal.
-[CARNIVALESQUE MUSIC PLAYING]

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You're not a sea gal.
You're a chicken.

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That's a joke, girl.
Why ain't you laughin'?

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[CHUCKLING] Oh,
I'm sorry, Daffodil.

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You probably hungry.

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I got somethin' for you.
There.

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That'll keep your strength up.

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Go on, now.
Chew and swallow it up.

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I say, don't tell
the other gals
I gave ya special treatment.

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All right. Time to put
your eggs in one basket.

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[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

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Good job, Gertrude.

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Nice work, Tina.

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Hey, I say... I say, hey.
I done come up empty-handed.

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Where are your eggs, Daffodil?

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-I'm still working on it.
-That's all right. I'll wait.

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Uh, I'm having trouble
performing

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when other people
are watching.

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Just pretend I'm not here.

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That's the great thing
about livin' in the country.
Peace and quiet.

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I can't stand the city.
So loud and noisy,

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and everybody's
walkin' and talkin'

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and jibber-jabberin'
in your ear.

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But you're jibber jabbering
in my ear.

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You're overthinkin' it.

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Just close your eyes
and imagine you're on a beach.

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-The sun is shining.
-[HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING]

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The gentle sea air
is blowin' your feathers.

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[BLOWS]

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Bleh! The sea air needs
a breath mint.

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How 'bout I sing ya a song?

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-[HAPPY BIRTHDAYPLAYING]
-♪ You look lovely, it's true

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♪ Just relax,
don't feel blue

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♪ Feel your tension go meltin'

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♪ You got layin' to do

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Well, that... I say, that'll
loosen up your egg muscles.
[CHUCKLING]

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-Not really.
-Oh, well.

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Then I'll just sit back
and, uh, let you
do your thing.

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-[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
-But I'm not leavin'
till I get that egg.

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[STRAINING]

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I can't! I...

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I'm unable to produce.

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Oh, Daffodil.

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It takes a lot
to admit your shortcomings.

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Also, I'm a duck.

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A duck!

243
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Oh, there's no ducks
on this chicken farm.

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-You, I say,
you confessed deceiver.
-Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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Want eggs?

246
00:09:57,205 --> 00:09:59,250
-Have some, ya dope.
-[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

247
00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:03,646
Phew. Almost lost
my commodities.

248
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:04,691
Whoa!

249
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:09,913
That's the one time
you could have used a duck
on the chicken farm.

250
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,220
[IMITATING FOGHORN]
That's a joke, son.
Whoo-hoo!

251
00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:14,135
Actually, it's more
of a play on words.

252
00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:16,920
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

253
00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:19,880
-Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-Get back here, duck. [GRUNTS]

254
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:22,404
-Whoa...
-I'm havin' a wheel good time.

255
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,145
-[GRUNTING]
-Whoo-hoo!

256
00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:26,451
Wash, rinse, spin cycle.

257
00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,410
Now I know what
the laundry feels like.

258
00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:31,239
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

259
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:32,893
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whee!

260
00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:33,981
[GRUNTING]

261
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,069
[SCREAMS]

262
00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:37,419
Easy there, big fella.

263
00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:40,161
It's all fun and games
until the funny little duck
gets his head kicked in.

264
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,510
[CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY]

265
00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:42,859
You wouldn't hit
a guy with glasses.

266
00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:43,991
Yow!

267
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:46,863
Ooh! Whoa... [SCREAMING]

268
00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,386
Ooh! [SCREAMING]

269
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:53,174
-[WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING]
-Cock-a-doodle-whoo-hoo!

270
00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:55,002
Whoo-hoo! [GRUNTS]

271
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:59,833
Free-ranged or not,
this is one bird
that needs to be caged.

272
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:00,877
Yeesh.