[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
-[STUTTERING] The forceps. -[BEEPING]
Scalpel.
[STUTTERING] The sponge.
Uh-oh. Oh, boy.
[STUTTERING] This sandwich is gonna be delicious.
ELLIOT: Pig!
I thought I told you to stop usin' surgical tools to make your lunch.
You're an orderly.
[DAFFY IMITATING AMBULANCE SIREN]
Go unload the patients from that ambulance outside.
Actually, it's not an ambulance.
It's that crazy duck.
He's been hangin' around this hospital
and mimicking a bunch of different sounds.
That's a duck?
Yeah, he's a real pain in the... [STUTTERING]
A real nuisance.
Then your new job is to get that duck outta here.
Sure, boss. [STUTTERING] Right after I finish up my lunch.
Now!
[GRUNTING]
Try the door.
[CHUCKLING]
[IMITATING SIREN]
Hey, duck!
[STUTTERING] Stop that. It's bothering everyone.
Oh, my. That's a lot of people to bother. Pardon me.
Leave the parking lot.
Of course.
I'll get out of here right this instant.
Well, [STUTTERING] that takes care of that.
He won't bother anyone [STUTTERING] now that he's left the parking lot
and gone into the hospital.
[GASPING] Gone into the hospital!
[GRUNTS]
[STUTTERING] What the...
[STUTTERING] This is ridiculous.
Go ahead and try.
What? You opened up for that old [STUTTERING] biddy.
Oh, come on.
[GROANING]
You're not gonna close again, are you, doors?
DAFFY: No, of course not.
I just... [STUTTERING] I just need to get in.
No more closing, Porky. You can trust me.
Finally. Thanks.
[GROANING]
Oh, my goodness. You are smashed.
You need immediate medical attention.
[GRUNTING]
Just a few quick tests.
Now, this is gonna be a bit more invasive than you're used to.
-But I'm not a patient. -That's okay. I'm not a doctor.
First, let's check your blood pressure.
How is it?
Explosive.
-Now, let's test your reflexes. -[GROANS]
Oh, no. The patient's flatlining! Get the paddles!
That was fun. Get the defibrillator!
This won't hurt a bit. Clear!
[GRUNTING]
See? I didn't feel a thing.
Now, let's get you comfortable.
Sheesh! How's this thing work?
Gotta be a doctor to understand it.
[GROANS]
[PORKY SCREAMING]
[CRASHING]
Gotta go. Late for my tea time.
[SLURPING]
Ah.
Whoo-hoo!
[SCREAMS]
-Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! -[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
-[BABIES CRYING] -Whoo-hoo!
Hey...
-Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! -[PORKY SCREAMING]
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
Makes you think.
Certainly gives you perspective.
-[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] -DAFFY: I'm over it!
-[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] -Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
[GASPS] Oh, boy.
[STUTTERING] Now what do we do?
Well, I don't know about you, but I can fly.
-[SCREAMING] -[FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[GRUNTS]
[GASPS] An open window. [STUTTERING]
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
[STRAINING]
Open this window and open it now!
[MUFFLED] What? I can't understand you.
[STUTTERING] I need you to open this window now.
I'm sorry. All I hear is, "Blah, blah, blah."
I think it's this window between us.
Open this window now!
-I'm waiting. -I've got an idea.
If I open this window, then I'll be able to hear you.
[STUTTERING] That's what I was trying to tell you.
I know. I heard every word you said.
[PORKY SCREAMING]
Gotcha, chum.
[STUTTERING] Put me... Put me...
-Let go! -Suit yourself.
[CRASHING]
-[SIZZLING] -[GRUNTING]
Hot dogs!
Whoops. Looked like we burned your buns.
Let's cool 'em off.
[SCREAMING]
-[SIZZLING] -[SCREAMING]
Wow! You really struck while the iron was hot.
At least you don't waffle on the issues.
[GRUNTS]
[STUTTERING] [IMITATING SIREN]
Porky! Is that you making that noise?
[IMITATING SIREN CONTINUES]
Heavens to Betsy! This pig needs help.
We gotta get you to the hospital. Stat.
Whoo-hoo!
-Hang on, bub. -[TIRES SCREECHING]
[SCREAMS AND GRUNTS]
[AMBULANCE CRASHING]
-[MONITORS BEEPING] -[GROANING]
[GASPS]
[STUTTERING] Just one more cast and you'll be on the road to recovery.
One more? What kind of sick treatment is this?
[STUTTERING] It's the silent treatment.
[GRUNTING]
I knew I should have made that left turn at Albuquerque.
Because this is definitely not the beach.
-[SCREAMS] -Ow!
-[CROWD CHEERING] -ALL: Oh, Viktor, we love you.
Splendid competition.
-Ball boy, present the trophy. -[BELL RINGING]
Yes, I won Simbledon!
Now, it's time to give myself a congratulatory kiss.
-ALL: Oh... -[SMOOCHING]
Hey, bub. What's the big idea?
Hmph. Big idea? This is Simbledon,
the world's greatest tennis championship.
And you just ruined my moment!
Ahhh!
-Simbledon? -That's right. Simbledon.
And I am Viktor,
the greatest tennis player of all time.
-I lob, -[GRUNTS]
-I volley, -[GRUNTS]
and everyone looks at me.
Well, you haven't beaten me yet.
It's too late. I've already won the championship.
My trophy!
QUEEN: Well, I'd like to see more.
You can't win the trophy until you beat the rabbit.
What, what? A rabbit competing at Simbledon?
Quiet, Reginald!
I'm the Queen and you're the Prince.
But he's never even played tennis before.
I played a little badminton.
But he's not even wearing the regulation white uniform.
Ah. Not a problem.
Excuse me, may I borrow this? Thank you.
-[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] -Oh, I like it.
It really shows off my legs. What the...
-[CROWD CHEERING] -Thank you, thank you.
You're welcome for my presence.
Hey, I wasn't ready.
I don't even have my racket yet.
Well, it counted.
Now, you're playing with the big boys.
-VIKTOR: Are you ready? -Now I am.
-[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] -This is going to be too easy.
[GRUNTS] Thank you.
I am jealous of you being able to watch...
[GROANS] Huh?
Thank you, thank you. It was nothing.
No one humiliates Viktor. Grunt!
Did I capture your likeness?
[GROANING]
[DINGS]
ALL: Oh, no. Viktor lost a set!
I won! Wow, that was easy.
No, you only won the first set.
First out of five.
And now it's my turn to serve.
-Oh, you're serving. Great. -[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
Uh, let's see. I'll have eggs over easy
with a side of hash browns and wheat toast. And make it snappy.
-[WHEELS SQUEAKING] -Yes, sir.
Order up!
Can I get a little more coffee?
A little ketchup for the eggs?
More butter, more salt.
The new fork, an old fork. Some creamer.
A steak knife, a Swiss Army Knife.
Lobster bib, crab fork. Fresh ground pepper.
[PANTING] I'm tired of serving.
[PANTING] You serve me now.
Order up.
Lingonberries... [GRUNTS]
Gross. Oh, actually...
Tastes pretty good.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
Grunt!
Halt! Ball boy, let's go.
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
[GRUNTING]
Another ball!
[GRUNTING]
Ahhh! Winter solstice! This is not a tennis ball.
Throw me a real ball.
[GRUNTS]
No, I mean a... [GRUNTS]
Tennis ball.
[DINGS]
BOTH: Oh, no! He's down two sets!
Way to go, Bugs!
All right, Mr. Bunny.
Time to end this little love fest.
Good luck returning these, rabbit.
-[LAUGHING EVILLY] -[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
Huh? What?
[DINGS]
Match point?
BOTH: Go, Bugs!
I can't lose this,
or else the rabbit wins the whole kit and caboodle.
-Dig down deep, Viktor. -[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
Tap into your inner rage.
Remember when Daddy ate all your birthday cake?
[SCREAMS] Grunt!
Uh-oh.
That ball looks like it's headed all the way to China.
-Is that legal? -I'll allow it.
-[WHISTLING] -[TIRES SCREECHING]
Follow that ball.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[THANKING IN MANDARIN]
-[CAR ENGINE REVVING] -[IN ENGLISH] Three... Two... One...
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
No!
[PANTING]
[GRUNTING]
[DINGS]
ALL: [CHANTING] Bugs wins! Bugs wins! Bugs...
ALL: We love Bugs!
-[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] -No, my trophy!
A trophy? I thought it was a toilet.
No, it's a trophy. And it's mine.
Here, take it. Tennis is more of a hobby for me anyway.
Ow! My trophy!