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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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Is it time to play yet, Lady?

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No.

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(GROANING HESITANTLY)

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(EXCLAIMING)
Lady, save me! I'm drowning.

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Help me, Lady!
Now my belly is drowning.

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Come on, buddy. Just stand up.

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The water's only
five inches deep.

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Huh?

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(EXCLAIMS) I'm still drowning.

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I don't want to go out
like this!

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Okay, okay, just take my hand.

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(SIGHS) Lady, you saved me!

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-Do you not know
how to swim?
-No.

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I'm afraid of water.
Actually, I'm afraid of
what's in the water.

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Fish give me
the heebie-jeebies.

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Uh, so how do you stay
so clean?

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Easy!

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♪ Fingers, elbows knees and toes

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♪ Lick your arms and lick your nose

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♪ Make sure all your front is done

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♪ Turn around and lick your... ♪

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Stop! Please, stop!

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Bigfoot, I'm gonna help you
get over your fear of water
and teach you how to swim.

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And please, never do that
in front of me again.

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Okay, so the first step
is to get you in the water.

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(WHINING)

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Come on, buddy.
Water can be fun.

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Water can be great!
See, it's not scary.

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It actually feels pretty good,
don't you think?

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Yeah, you're right!

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Told ya! Now, you splash me.

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That wasn't anything.
Come on, splash me.

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You can do better than that.
Come on, really splash me.

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(BUGS SCREAMING)

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Hey, actually,
this ain't half bad.

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(GRUNTS)

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Would it be possible to get
my dressing on the side?

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(THUD)

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Okay, now that we got you
in the water,

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you need to learn
to put your head under.

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Like this.

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(INHALES DEEPLY)

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Okay.

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(INHALES DEEPLY)

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(GIGGLING)

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(GASPS)

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(SCREAMING)

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(BUGS SCREAMING)

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Get it off, get it off,
get it off!
Bad fish, bad!

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(BUGS GROANING)

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(BUGS SIGHS)

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Now, it's time
to master the simple art
of floating on your back.

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It's all about relaxation.

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-So, just lean back.
-(GASPING)

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I got you, Bigfoot.

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Hey, this is easy!

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(GASPS)

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Okay, so just relax.

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Let go of your tensions.
Just allow yourself
to be carried away

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by the soothing motion
of the water.

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Focus on the gentle flutter
of the dragonfly wings.

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Listen to the songs of the birds,

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and the shimmer of the wind through the Chachagua trees.

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Feel the fish gently swim by.

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You're completely relaxed.

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(GROWLING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(BABBLING) Gross fish!

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(BUGS STRAING)

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Now that we've covered
the fundamentals,

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let's put 'em together
and swim!

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Let's start with
the dog paddle, like this.

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See? Now you try.

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Bark, bark, bark, bark!

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Bigfoot, what are you doing?

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Oh, I'm barking
because it's a doggie paddle.

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You don't have to bark
when you do it.

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It's just called
the dog paddle.

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But I can bark like a doggie!

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I like doing it.

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Just stay focused.

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Whee!

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Bark, bark, bark!

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(HOWLING)

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(GROWLING)

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-(PANTING)
-(CHUCKLES)

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Ah, who am I kidding?

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He's pretty cute
when he's having fun.

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-(GASPS)
-(DOGS BARKING)

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Bigfoot, you were barking
the mating call of
the Alsatian Wolfhound.

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(GASPS) No!

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Huh. Must be an all-swim.

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Those doggies
sure do like to paddle.

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(PANTING)

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Bigfoot, I think
we ought to call it a day.

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We can pick this up tomorrow,
if you like.

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Actually, I don't think
the water is for me.

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I'm gonna sit up
on that mountain up there,

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and get as far away
from water as I can.

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Oh, man! I didn't mean
to discourage him,

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but he's gotta want to swim,
if he's gonna learn
how to do it.

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A-ha! Yes.

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BUGS: (YELLING) Help, help!
I'm drowning!

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(GASPS) It's Lady!

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BUGS: Someone big and hairy,
save me!

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I'm coming, Lady!

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(BARKING)

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Help, help!

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Hmm. I thought
Bigfoot would be here by now.

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Wait a second, here he is!

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Uh-oh!

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(GASPS)

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Fish!

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Help me!

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Lady!

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(GROANING)

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You think you can hurt Lady?
No way. Not on my watch!

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(CHOKING) Help me!

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Hey, Lady!

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Aw, you did it, Bigfoot.

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You used your newly-discovered
water skills to save me.

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Hey, you're right!
I'm not afraid
of the fish anymore, either.

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Now I no longer need
to take baths like this.

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Yeah, exactly.

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You don't have to
do that anymore.

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-(BIGFOOT SLURPING)-Ugh! Stop!

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COMMENTATOR 1: Welcome to the Grande Internacional Soccer Bowl!

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Well, here I am.

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Hey, just a minute.

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This don't look like the
Juarez River Festival to me.

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Okay, GPS. Where am I?

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GPS: You have reached your destination.

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Ah, doggone GPS!

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(BEEPS)

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Yikes!

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-(WHIMPERS)
-COMMENTATOR 2: Gol!

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(GASPING)

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Gol!

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COMMENTATOR 1: The red team continues their attack with yet another goal,

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making the score 15-0!

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Crush 'em, smash 'em,
eviscerate 'em, destroy 'em!

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-(MAN CLAPPING)
-Hmm?

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Good try, fellas.
Keep up the hustle!

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Eh, pardon me, Doc,
but could you...

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(YELPS)

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Hey, I was talking over here!

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(LAUGHING)

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(IMITATING DOG)

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(IMITATING CAT)

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Clearly, I'm not
where I'm supposed to be.

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Just keep walking.
Don't get in the middle
of what ain't your business.

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(WHISTLE BLOWING)

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You can't touch the ball
with your hands.

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So you can't touch it
with your hands, huh?

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Well, how about
your feet or ears?

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How about your tail?

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Or your nose?

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(CHUCKLES) Hello, gentlemen.

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(YELPING)

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The field is for players only.

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Now, get out of here!

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Hmm. But it seems the red team
could use a lesson

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in sportsmanship.

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(ALL SHUDDERING)

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(GROANS)

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What do I gotta do
to join the blue team, huh?

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You actually wanna play
for us?

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Yeah.

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-(THUD)
-(GROANING)

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Here!

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Welcome aboard!

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It seems as though
there's a new player
for the blue team.

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A Bugs Bunny!

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(YELLING) Bugs!

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(GASPS)

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Hey, guys,
the ball's over here.

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COMMENTATOR 1:Oh, the red team seems to be scuffling with itself.

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The dust clears, and...

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Huh?

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Bugs Bunny scores!

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(YELLING) Gol! Coffee!
Microphone!

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You won't get by me,
rabbit!

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-(GRUNTS)
-Bring it on!

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(GASPS)

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(YELLING) Gol!

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All right, new game plan.
Stop that rabbit!

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Do you hear me?
Stop that rabbit!

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(GRUNTS)

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(BLOWS WHISTLE)

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No good!
Illegal use of bicycle!

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What are you talking about?
That was legit.

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Yellow card!

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Sorry. Two aces. I win!

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-What?
-I'll tell you what, Doc.

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I'll flip you for it!

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COMMENTATOR 1: The ref clearly didn't like that!

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And now the red team with a direct kick!

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Hey, guys, excuse me.
I can't see here.

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Just get out of the way!

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COMMENTATOR 1: The keeper is tidying up his wall a bit.

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Move it!

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Hey, fellas,
how come you're all
covering up...

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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Oh, that's why!

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Oh, right in the bread basket.

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Bugs' defense has fired the ball back toward the red team,

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ricocheting off several players before...

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Oh, my goodness!

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Gol!

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Unbelievable! Bugs Bunny
has tied the game.

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(YELLING)
I'm going to the bathroom!

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You don't have to announce
everything you say,
Bartolome.

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BARTOLOME: (YELLING)
Good to know!

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(TOILET FLUSHING)

219
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Okay, Coach, tell us what we
gotta do to win this thing.

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I dunno. We've never scored
a goal before.

221
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Okay, gang, I got this.

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These guys won't be able to
stop us if we play as a team.

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Now, I'll pass the ball and
make sure we all get a chance

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to show 'em what we can do.

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Sound good?

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(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

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All right. Now,
let's win this thing.

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(INDISTINCT MUTTERING)

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COMMENTATOR 1: Bugs Bunny begins with the ball and he's swarmed by defenders!

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An accidental header keeps the ball in play.

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The blue team is actually moving the ball.

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What a move!

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Time for the old
turning side-winder!

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COMMENTATOR 1: The keeper looks baffled!

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(GRUNTING)

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-(BLOWS)
-COMMENTATOR 2: Gol!

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(HORN BLOWS)

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COMMENTATOR 1: The blue team has done it!

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Hey, fellas,
don't look so sad.

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You played your best.
You played a real good match!

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Hmm?

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-Better luck next time.
-Thanks.

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Here.

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Well, would you look at that!
We're both skins underneath!

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This is a real honor!

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-It looks great on me.
-(FABRIC RIPPING)

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Yours looks pretty good, too.

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What are you doing?

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This rabbit is your enemy!

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You're never going to be
a winner,

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unless you get rid of
every obstacle in your way.

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(SCREAMING)

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(GRUNTING)

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We got rid of that obstacle,
but that was the...

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(IMITATING BARTOLOME) Gol!

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