(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
BUGS: There it is!
The spectacularly humungous, amazingly petrifying,
earth-shatteringly horrifying incursion
for the extreme rider.
Or, the shape shifter for short.
I can't believe that I'm gonna be the first to ride it
on its opening day.
Five non-stop minutes of high velocity entertainment,
where every turning corporates a brand new section
of untested track.
I'm so excited.
Shape shifter.
Actually, it's called the...
(STAMMERS) The shape shifter two.
Uh, yeah.
The original shape shifter was made entirely of wood.
(STAMMERING) Most people don't know,
that the shape shifter two was built
using the some of the salvage material,
from the original shape shifter.
What are you, some kind of shape-shifter expert?
(STAMMERING) You mean, the shape shifter two?
It's starting. It's starting!
You might not know this, but there are cameras.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know all about the cameras.
They take your picture all over the ride.
Hey, that's a good idea.
(GASPS) What are you doing?
I just want a fun souvenir photo.
You should sit down. We're almost... (STAMMERING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
That was close.
You need to stay in the car, and tighten the lock bar.
Like this. Safety first.
Maybe that will keep you safe. But, what about me?
(SCREAMING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Hey! What gives?
(STAMMERING) The car, it's transforming, shape shifting.
Hey, I love these spinning rides.
But I can't eat beforehand, otherwise I'll lose my lunch.
Not me. I ate an enormous breakfast this morning.
I had oatmeal, juice,
cereal, bread crumbs,
yoghurt, carrot juice,
carrot casserole...
(GAGGING)
Grits, biscuits, and gravy, eggs...
-(GRUNTING) -(SCREAMING)
(STAMMERING) Wow, if I ate all that...
-I'd... Exactly. -(VOMITS)
I think they forgot the wheels.
(CHEERING)
PORKY PIG: Oh! I love this kind of ride.
I could listen to this all day!
(BOTH GRUNT)
Hey, the ride's busted.
I can't take another minute of this.
I got to get out of here.
Wait, don't get out of the boat.
The water is less than a foot deep...
Someone new has come.
-He should join us. -Join us, new friend.
-Our new friend, join us. -(SCREAMING)
-Become a part of our world. -Join us.
Come stay with us.
(YELPING)
ALL: Join us, join us, join us.
-(SCREAMING) -(WATER SPLASHING)
You are right about not getting out of the boat.
(BOAT WHIRRING)
Look, the ride's moving again.
Good, because this part of the ride was lame.
When is it gonna get exciting again?
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BOTH WHOOPING)
That was exciting.
You know, you really shouldn't put your arms up on this part of the ride.
Who are you, the fun police?
(STRAINING)
(WHOOPING)
Hmm.
I already did this part of the ride.
I can fix that for you.
Look!
-(LAUGHING) -Oh, no!
We're on the original shape shifter track,
and it's scheduled for the demolition today.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Let's lay this track down as we go.
Okay, don't move a muscle.
(STAMMERING) I think we'll be safe.
I think if we jump, we can make it to the water.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
(WHOOPING)
(GROANING)
I'm okay.
(TREMORS)
(WHOOPING CONTINUES)
Woo-hoo!
What a ride.
(STUTTERING) Wow, these pictures are great,
these pictures are... They are evil. Look.
Hey, these are actually pretty nice.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
BUGS: Uh...
I don't remember this one.
Oh. Oh.
Uh, let's see what we got today.
-Bills, bills... -(LASER ZAPPING)
Huh! What the...
Hey, where's my tree? Ah!
This can only mean one thing,
Cloven.
Hoof, why are you always doing this to me?
I'm not gonna test any more of your screwy inventions.
Beam me back home.
No! Why don't you appreciate the wonders of science?
Wonders of science? You mean like that shrink ray?
(LASER ZAPPING)
(ECHOING) Oh.
I fixed that.
Or those rocket boots?
-(THUD) -(SCREAMING)
-(CRASH) -Ow.
I pretty much reworked that one.
Uh-huh. Mmm-hmm. What about your refrigerator?
You mean my super cubic coolant container?
(SCREAMING)
Phew. I can't believe it. I made it without...
I'll just be running along.
Trust me. You're not gonna wanna leave once you've seen this.
-(SING SONG) Invisibility ray. -Ah!
Wow. Amazing.
I mean, that is amazing.
Okay, doc. Where are you?
(LAUGHING) Poke.
Poke, poke, poke.
Something is poking you, and you don't know what it is.
Because I'm invisible.
This is incredible. I can't see you at all.
This is a real breakthrough.
Wait. Have you really fixed all your inventions?
(BUTTON BEEPING)
-Absolutely! -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Oh, then we got to do something with this.
How about you're a superhero.
A superhero?
Good grace! Look at you!
You're ripped! I mean look at the definition.
-Crossfit. -All right, all right.
-Now, do you have all your gadgets? -Sure do.
Invisibility ray, rocket boots,
shrink ray, grappling hook, granola bar, panic button.
Okay, okay. Now just know what they are, and be ready to use them.
Now, time to do heroic deeds all over town!
And finally, get the recognition
I deserve as the greatest scientist that ever lived.
-Hold up, buddy. -(GROANING)
Don't you think you should train first?
Where should we start?
Ah, glad you asked. Follow me.
I've spent the last few seconds
constructing a state-of-the-art
superhero training facility.
It allows me to simulate the three areas of super-dom for dumb superheroes.
BUGS: Sneaking, recovery and rescue.
CLOVENHOOF: Oh, which is this?
BUGS: This is training zone one. Sneaking.
All you have to do is sneak over to the other side of the room,
and retrieve the carrot without disrupting the dogs.
(LAUGHING) Oh, this will be a a C-I-N-C-H.
Step light, and don't let the bed dogs bite!
(GROWLING)
Easy as 3.14159.
(DOGS GROWLING)
(SHUDDERING)
Uh, are you sure they can't see me?
I don't know, but they certainly seem to know where you are.
Use your shrink ray.
(GROANING)
CLOVENHOOF: (SCREAMING) Ah, good doggie!
I meant, shrink the dogs.
(LASER ZAPPING)
This is training zone two, recovery.
Now, let's pretend my carrot is a priceless diamond.
Just recover the diamond, and bring it back to me
while avoiding the motion detecting lasers.
Got it?
Uh, your carrot is in a million pieces.
Yeah, it's a million carrot diamond.
Now, go get it.
(CLOVENHOOF GRUNTING)
The laser spotted you! Use the rocket boots.
Oh, that's a good idea.
(SCREAMING)
(LASER ZAPPING)
(CLOVENHOOF GROANING)
Just one final, superhero challenge, rescue.
Here's traing zone three.
All you have to do, is go in, and rescue the damsel in distress.
Just rescue the damsel? That seems easy.
(MUMBLING)
Help, help, help.
It is. Just watch out for the alligators.
Alligators!
(BURPS)
I don't see any alligators. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
They're ninjas.
Ninjas?
Uh, they can definitely see me.
-(CLOVENHOOF GROANING) -(ALLIGATORS GROWLING)
All right, listen up!
Duck and roll!
Now reach the two in your right!
Look out! Behind you! Okay, use.
That's it. Protect your head. Now use your grappling hook!
CLOVENHOOF: I'm just gonna hit the panic button.
No, wait!
(SCREAMING)
Huh, what?
I did it. I retrieved the carrot.
There was no carrot in this challenge, doc.
I feel safer already.
(BUGS CHUCKLING)
(MEN VOCALIZING)