(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
BUGS: Ah, good morning.
(CLANGS) Ow!
Hey, hey, hey.
What's the big idea?
(TWINKLING)
What kind of insensitive slime ball
would build a house right on top of my... (GROANS)
(GROANS)
What's going on here?
This is my brand spanking new mega mansion.
You can't build your mega mansion here.
This is my home.
(LAUGHS)
Not anymore.
This is my house,
which makes this my front yard and you're a trespasser.
My house, my yard, my rules. So get lost!
Ahhh! Oof.
Ow! Oh.
Seems to me that someone ought to give that old sea slug
a proper welcome to the neighborhood.
♪ Beautiful shower spreads water on me
♪ Stinkies and dry skin are rinsed off of me
♪ Huge slabs of pancakes stuck in my bones...
(SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
-♪ Big chunks of BO... -(WATER DRAINING)
♪ Lathered in soap suds, then... ♪
(GURGLING)
What the...
(SCREAMS)
Ahhh!
(LAUGHS)
-Huh? -(GROWLING)
Oh, my!
Somehow my carrot got stuck in your pipe.
Pipe.
(SCREAMING)
(GROANS)
My house, my hallway.
My...
(BUGS MICKING GHOST)
(GHOSTLY MURMURING) Watch out. Watch out, doc.
(GASPS)
This house was built on an ancient carrot burial ground.
Leave this place or be haunted for all eternity.
A ghost?
In my house?
Then that makes you my ghost.
Gee. I never had a ghost before.
Welcome, welcome. Can I get you anything?
Are you thirsty, a snack maybe?
Wait, stop, stop, stop, stop. Hang on a second.
This didn't work out at all like I expected.
So, uh, you're not a ghost?
No, doc, I'm a...
Oh, never mind.
I'll just throw myself out.
Over the wall, right?
(SCREAMS AND CRASHES)
(GRUMBLES) I kind of wanted my own ghost.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(GRUMBLING) What is it now?
Good afternoon, sir. I'm Guy Goodbody.
Have you ever had a serious conversation about homeowners' insurance?
-No. -Well, you ought to.
Your home is a breeding ground for all kinds of accidents.
You got to make sure you are protected.
-I do? -Sure, you do.
Now take this overpriced modern art for instance.
What if somebody were to spill permanent ink all over it, like this?
That would be terrible.
Uh, will that come out?
Probably not.
And what about this curio display filled with miniature glass figurines of dolphins?
What if someone were to... (GROANING)
Push it...
(GRUNTING)
Say, can you give me a hand here?
Oh, of course. (CHUCKLING) Yeah.
-(GRUNTS) -(GLASS BREAKING)
(LOUD THUD)
And that's just the beginning.
All right, all right.
I'll take it. I'll take all the homeowners' insurance you've got.
(CRYING)
Oh, I'm not a salesman, doc.
(CRYING) What?
I just travel door to door having serious conversations about homeowners' insurance.
You're not a salesman?
-Nope. -Ow!
Got to go.
Why you... Get back here.
(GRUNTING)
(GROANING)
You might want to get that insured, too.
Seriously.
(GROANING)
So, he likes to play dress up, huh?
Well, two can play at that game.
(HUMMING)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Uh, can I help you?
Good afternoon, sir. I'm Ted Sweatkanen.
Could I have a minute of your time to extol the virtues
of the indispensable Scumsucker 930?
Oh, sure, by all means.
Why, thank you, sir. May I demonstrate on your front lawn?
Sure. Knock yourself out.
Why, thank you. (CHUCKLES)
As you can see, it's a very quiet, easy...
On second thought, I'm not interested.
Okay, well, uh...
Thank you for your time.
The first sale's always the hardest.
I'm determined to... (GASPS)
-Oh, for crying out loud. -(VACUUM CRASHING)
Hey, you! Let me in.
I ain't leaving, doc.
It's such a nice place. I think I'll stay here forever. Bye.
Nobody stays inside my house unless it's my choice.
Wait a minute.
He can't stay inside if I bring the outside inside,
when I am on the outside trying to get inside.
That made sense.
On the inside.
(CHOMPING)
That wallowing waterbed should be back in...
-Three, two, one. -(ENGINE REVVING)
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Hey, thanks, doc. I always wanted a breeze way through here.
I'm just glad you didn't knock down that wall over there.
That's my favorite wall.
Oh, yeah?
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
When I said that wall, I meant that wall.
(WALL BREAKING)
(CRASHING)
You win, doc.
I should have known better than to mess with you in your own home.
Thanks.
Oh, by the way, I love what you've done with the place.
That rabbit thought he could outsmart me, huh?
I'm too smart for him.
Nobody messes with me and my house.
Hmph!
(CRASHES)
(GROANING)
Well, there goes the neighborhood.
(BUGS GIGGLES)
(GASPS)
(SQUEAKING)
What? A monster ate your walnut tree?
Oh, that's the most ridiculous thing I have ever...
-(RUMBLING) -What the?
(MECHANICAL RUMBLING)
Yes!
(LAUGHS) The extraction is complete.
All that fuel from only 15 300-year-old walnut trees.
(GRINDING)
Even gets rid of all that useless wood.
What's up, doc?
Come to congratulate me, rodent?
I've designed a vehicle that runs entirely on clean-burning walnut oil.
I call this my eco-grindo- seeko-findo-walnutanator.
Patent pending.
Yeah, that's great, but you're grinding down Squeaks' food supply.
You're welcome.
WILE: Nut extraction.
(GRINDING)
I know a nut that needs to be extracted.
Oh, I've really outdone myself this time.
Sweet ride, doc.
Now, where's the killer sound system?
Sound system? Uh, face palm.
While caught up in the delirium of creation, I forgot to install a radio.
You can't drive without music.
But I'll fix you up.
We'll just install this receiver,
tuner, tweeters and speakers.
Now just give it a few minutes to boot up, all right?
Will do.
(BOTH PANTING)
As if my invention couldn't get any better. (LAUGHS)
It's time to rock.
(LOUD INSTRUMENTAL ROCK MUSIC)
(MACHINE EXPLODES)
-(WHISTLING) -(WILE GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
Oh, yes.
I love head-banging music.
(VOMITS)
Perfect. Just in time for a fill up.
(BELL RINGING)
(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Nice ride.
So infantile.
-(RECORD SCRATCHING) -Check this out.
(MECHANICAL CREAKING)
Yes, yes, you're very clever.
That ain't all.
(MECHANICAL CREAKING)
Your turn.
I think not.
(MIMICKING CHICKEN)
Oh, we're doing this, are we? Very well.
(HIP HOP MUSIC CONTINUES)
(VIBRATING)
(CRASHING)
(TIRES SCREECH)
That was too easy.
(TIRES SCREECH)
No more messing around.
-I've got trees to grind. -(POLICE SIREN BLARING)
Oh, what is it now?
I assure you, Officer,
I was going the speed limit at exactly 25 miles per hour.
Ah, smart guy, eh?
(SQUEAKING)
Why, yes. I hold degrees from several prestigious online colleges.
Can it, Sonny Jim.
Is this thing even road worthy?
What about a horn?
(HORN BLARES)
How about an emergency brake?
It's right here.
That actually releases the, um...
Enough with the distraction.
I'm looking at you, pal. We have a test for smart guys like you.
Oh, a test. Excellent. I love tests. Is it multiple choice?
-Is it? -It's not that kind of test, genius.
Let's see you walk that line.
(LAUGHS)
Child's play.
Hmm, I've come to the end of the line.
That was hardly a test at all.
I mean it was basically a simplified game of follow the leader.
-(ENGINE RUMBLING) -Do you mind? I'm trying to... (SCREAMS)
That's always been Wile E.'s problem.
-He can't see the forest for the trees. -(GIGGLES)
You're not stopping me this time, rodents.
Wile E., not this tree! It's my favorite one!
I need fuel.
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
What the?
Let's see if your bark is as strong as my bite.
-(GROANING) -(ENGINE STRAINING)
-(WILE SCREAMING) -(TRACTOR PARTS CLATTERING)
(WILE GROANING)
(GROANING) It's all gone. My machine, my invention,
my extractor, my walnuts. (GROANS)
I knew that would rock his world. (GRUNTS)
-Squeaks, I wouldn't eat that if I were you. -(CRUNCH)
(SQUEAKS SCREAMS)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪