(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
(INSTRUMENTAL FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
(FLY BUZZING)
(ELECTRONIC FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
(INSTRUMENTAL ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(TOILET FLUSHING)
I wasn't so sure after the spinning lily pad ride
but these deep-fried carrots really hit the spot.
(CHITTERING EXCITEDLY)
What is it, Squeaks?
Milk bottle toss,
three balls for $5.
Everyone knows these games are rigged.
(CHITTERING)
You want that giant stuffed acorn?
Buddy, you're gonna end up spending more than that thing's worth.
(CHITTERING)
Oh, all right. It's your money.
-(CHITTERING) -All right, a couple of suck... I mean customers.
I'll take this.
Okay, Squeaks, go for it!
(CHITTERING)
SHIFTY: Ooh, strike one.
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
Oh, so close.
Strike two!
Hmm, that was a little bit too close.
Put a little pepper on this one, Squeaks.
(CHITTERING)
Hey, what's the big idea?
He hit it dead on, and it didn't even budge.
What are you talking about?
I run a clean operation here.
Clean operation, huh?
You heard me. It's not my fault your friend throws like a squirrel.
And I doubt you could do much better.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
Ah!
(WHIMPERING)
All right, you chiseler. What's it gonna take for me to win that acorn?
Oh, it's easy.
All you have to do is win just one of my games and it's yours.
Anyone can do it, except maybe puny squirrels and, uh, rabbits.
You game?
All right, buster. You're on. Hold this, Squeaks.
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
Go ahead, knock yourself out.
(LAUGHS)
-(GRUNTS) -BUGS: Sorry, I naturally aim to the left.
Hold on. Okay, go.
(GROANS)
-Sorry, overcompensated. -(GIGGLING)
Ah, come on, you're supposed to hit the bottles.
Last try.
Okay, go!
You missed!
(GRUNTS)
Strike three, I'm out!
You see? Look how easy this is.
Anyone can do it, even a rabbit.
Care to try?
Okay, I'll bite. How much is this one?
One dollar gets you one dart.
Three dollars gets you two darts.
Or, for the best deal, five dollars gets you three darts.
-Hmm... How about I do it with no darts? -Huh?
No darts?
-What do you think, Squeaks? -Huh?
I said, "No darts."
Oh!
(CHITTERING)
The customer is always right. No darts it is.
That'll still be a dollar.
(LAUGHS)
Go right ahead.
One, two...
Squeaks!
Huh? What the...
One, two... Squeaks!
Huh? How the...
That's impossible!
-One... -I know you're up to something.
-Two... -I'm warning you!
-Squeaks! -Whoa!
(SCREAMING)
This game is called, "Hammer Time".
You've just got to hit this platform hard enough to ring that bell.
This'll be easy.
Oh, no, rabbit. You need to be shorter than me to play this game.
Only this little guy can take a swing at this one.
(STRAINING)
Oh, is that too heavy for youse?
Why don't you try this one for size?
Don't let him rattle you, Squeaks.
It's not the size of the hammer, it's how you swing it.
It's mind-over-matter, buddy. You can do it.
(STRAINING)
(CHITTERING)
Feeling blue 'cause you're a weakling?
Allow me to lift your spirits.
(SCREAMS)
(GROANS)
(LAUGHING)
BUGS: Step right up, step right up!
Who among you has the bravery, the panache,
to take on the dump tank?
You there, wouldn't you like to win something for your special someone?
-Well, I, uh... -It's easy, friend.
All you have to do to win is sit on this dump tank and let my assistant here
try to hit the target.
He only gets one try!
I'll do it. That squirrel will never dump me.
Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, this prize is as good as mine.
Isn't he brave, folks?
Sitting on the dump tank full of angry piranhas.
(STAMMERING) Piranhas!
(PIRANHAS GROWLING)
Oh, my! It's time for a shift change.
Squeaks, take a break.
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
(STRAINING)
(THUMPING)
Thanks, little guy. Cal will take over from here.
Now, please, step out of my zone.
My Cal-zone!
(GASPS)
(SCREAMS)
Oh, no, no, no!
This one was made just for you.
All you got to do is knock over those milk bottles and you win.
-Upsy-daisy. -Whoa!
Fire when ready, Squeaks.
Okay!
(SHIFTY GROANING)
(SHIFTY SCREAMS)
(GROANING)
Hey, those milk bottles are glued down.
No, they ain't. They're just really, really heavy.
I'll prove it to you.
I guess they weren't glued down.
Congratulations, for...
-(MURMURING) -(GROANS)
It's all fun and games until you don't play fair.
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪