(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
Oh boy, I'm rather late for the party.
Maybe I should try a Guber ride
(BEEPING)
Hey, your timing is...
Sporktacular.
(STUTTERING) You're welcome. Hoof bump.
(STAMMERING) My... I'm Porky Pig.
I'll be your Guber driver today.
Feel free to... (STAMMERING)
I got it.
Look, I'm just headed to the other side of the forest.
(STAMMERING) Not a problem.
Here we, uh g-g...
Go!
-Please don't stop. -Huh?
Why are we at the desert, Porky?
How did we get so lost?
Well, I stopped paying... (STAMMERING)
Just drive faster so I can get to the party before it's over.
But the car... (STAMMERING)
Okay, if you say so.
-(EXPLOSION) -(BOTH SCREAMING)
Look, Porky, maybe this rideshare thing isn't for me.
I mean, you're a real great guy.
But I think we've reached the end of our adventure together.
Man, what a maroon... What the...
This is just great!
How am I going to get to the party now?
PORKY: (STAMMERS) Welcome aboard. Use the ladder.
What other choice do I have?
We gotta pick up the pace, Porky.
Hold on.
Uh, Porky, can't this thing go any faster?
We're going at the recommended speed limit.
Why don't you let me take over for a while?
(STAMMERS) If you insist. But it's important to pull the cord...
Yeah, yeah. I got it.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
-(BOTH PANTING) -That was close.
(BOTH GRUNT)
PORKY: You have to pull the cord gently.
Fool me twice! Shame on pig!
-(BRAKES SCREECHES) -(EXCLAIMS)
-Hop in. -Less talking, more moving. Step on it.
Huh?
Take the shortcut.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Porky, are you all right?
(STAMMERS) No, I'm fine.
You could have killed us!
(STAMMERS) You should never grab the handle bars
when someone's driving.
(STAMMERING) But don't worry, I have a p-p...
I have a plan. Follow me.
Okay, Porky, just how are you gonna... Ah?
Just great! The pig gave me the slip.
Hey, Bugs!
Just get me to the party. And this time, I will listen to everything you say.
Sounds good. First, sta-sta... (STAMMERS)
Okay.
Stand. Now what...
(BOTH SCREAM)
-(GASPS) -(STAMMERS) You didn't let me finish.
Standing up in a canoe is a bad idea.
This is ridiculous!
That pig is one runt shy of a littler.
What the...
(STAMMERS) Your chariot awaits.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Yeah.
What could possibly go wrong?
-Are you ready? -Safety first.
All set, Doc!
Okay, I just need to hook you...
Mush!
(STUTTERING)
You didn't hook the dogs up to the sled?
That's what I was trying to tell you.
(SHOUTING) All right! That is it!
What is wrong with you?
But I-I...
Are you purposely trying to sabotage
every second of every day?
Every time I trust you, you make it worse.
-(STAMMERS) But I... -No offense, but I'd rather walk.
But...
Because I'll get there before you finish that sentence.
(STAMMERING)
You're not a very nice bunny, are you?
(SOBBING)
But we made it.
Man, that Porky is something else.
(GASPS)
Maybe I was too hard on the little guy.
But what kind of Guber guy gets lost driving across a forest?
I'm here for the party.
Party? (SCOFFS) You're early, son.
Party's not till next week.
Ah, Porky, my friend, right on swine.
So, you wanna drive me home?
Oh, I was hoping you'd ask.
-Not a... -Problem, right?
(SCREAMS) Not a chance!
(STAMMERING)
That rabbit can go get himself another ride.
Oh, this is gonna be great, Squeaks.
I haven't seen a movie in ages.
One adult, please!
See you in there.
(SQUEAKS)
(SQUEAKING)
(YAWNS)
(PANTING)
Squeaks, get a move on. I already got our seats.
(SQUEAKING)
She can't see you because you're short? That's no big deal.
There's just been a tiny misunderstanding, ma'am. One child, please.
(SIGHS)
(CHOMPING)
I say, nothing gives me greater satisfaction
at the movies than pickin' my seat.
(CHUCKLES) Mmm...
(SQUEAKS SQUEAKING)
Oh, this will never do.
I say, I say, I wanted to go to a movie, not be in one.
I say, you know what?
-I like this seat better. -(SCREAMING)
(SQUEAKS GROANING)
Sheesh, I take you to the movies
and all you do is complain, complain, complain.
(SQUEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
What do you mean, I have no idea how hard it is to be short?
Sounds to me like you're making a big deal out of a small problem.
Well, lookie there! A shooting star.
I hear if you wish on a shooting star,
your dream will come true.
(EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY)
(STRAINING)
Well, looks like you came up short.
-See you tomorrow. -(SIGHS)
(ROOSTER CROWING)
(BUGS SNORING)
(YAWNS)
(EXCLAIMS)
Ah.
(GRUNTS)
Shower. This ought to wake me up.
(SCREAMS) Okay, okay, I'm up.
(GASPS)
(EXCLAIMS IN SHOCK)
(SCREAMS) Squeaks!
Oh, when I get my hands on that squirrel... (GRUNTS)
Boy, is he gonna be sorry!
I gotta get to him first.
Okay, okay. Hi-ya!
(GROANS)
I gotta get to that door knob.
Looks like I'm in a bit of a pickle here.
Mmm...
Line it up, Bugsy boy.
Sir, you are a genius!
Uh-oh! (GRUNTS)
Oh, at least I'm outside.
Are you kidding me?
Okay, Squeaks, I'm headed your way.
All the way over there.
Nothing to it, but to do it.
(MEOWS)
Uh, meow?
Mmm-mmm! (MEOWS LOUDLY)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMS)
Uh-oh.
(SCREAMING)
I almost made it.
But how am I going to get way up there?
A-ha! There's my ride.
Hi-ya!
To Squeaks, you birdbrain.
Faster, birdbrain, faster.
(SCREAMS)
I gotta swim. It's too deep.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Oh, that's some high-rise Squeaks lives in.
Oh, well, you never do appreciate the top
unless you start out at the bottom.
That's what people who start out at the bottom always say.
(STRAINING) Almost there.
(PANTING)
Squeaks, open up in there.
Huh?
-(CACKLING) -Laugh it up, furball.
Are you done?
Are you outta your cotton-picking mind wishing me... Oh...
I've never been in your place before.
It's really nice.
Is that 7.1 surround sound?
Uh-huh.
Wait a minute!
Just where do you get off wishing me smaller than you?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to be short?
No.
Oh, I guess I haven't been very understanding
about the difficulties of being vertically challenged.
Really, I am sorry.
Squeaks, I'm growing,
both literally and figuratively.
(SHOUTS) I'm growing!
(GRUNTS)
Well, I guess it's true.
The bigger you are, the harder you fall.
Come on, little buddy, let's go get ourselves a short stack.
(SQUEAKING)
A pancake, Squeaks!
It's just an expression.
Sometimes you're so sensitive!
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪