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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down that rabbit hole

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♪ Where we going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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-(THUDS)
-(GRUNTS)

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Oh, this wasn't here
the last
time I popped through.

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How nice!

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Someone put a swimming pool
for us weary travelers

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to relax and cool off.

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(SPLASH)

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Welcome to the grand opening
of the Briarwood Resort,

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my finest hotel yet.

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(CROWD APPLAUDS)

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Now it's time to break it in.

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-Welcome... (GRUNTS)
-(CROWD CHATTERS)

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Leslie, I need you
to stay here and keep an eye
on the grounds,

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especially the new
multimillion-dollar fountain.

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But I'm the vice president
of the hotel.

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Shouldn't I come
to the opening party?

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Leslie, you're not
on the Board of Trustees.

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Yes, right as always, Bernie.

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-But I...
-Please, call me
Mr. Briarwood.

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Yes, Mr. Briarwood...
(GRUMBLES)

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-Oh, and Leslie...
-Yes?

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Remember the inaugural
fountain display
at 4:00 p.m. today.

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Yes, of course, I wouldn't...

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Miss it.

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Ten years in business school

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to guard a fountain!

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(IN A SING-SONG VOICE)
Singing in the bathtub,
eating lots of cheese...

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Excuse me, might I have
a word with you?

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-Sure, what's up, Doc?
-(EXCLAIMS) Ha! Got you!

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-Fountain vermin!
-Vermin?

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Fountain? What are you
talking about?

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It's my job
to protect this fountain

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from scum like you.

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-Scum?
-And as soon as Mr. Briarwood
witnesses my dedication,

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the key to
the executive washroom
will be mine.

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Look, I didn't realize
this was a fountain.

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So, I'll just be on my way.
Fountains are full
of bacteria, you know.

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(EXCLAIMS) Oh, you're not
getting off that easily.

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You're coming with me.
Now, get in the net, big ears.

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Sure thing, Doc.
Since you asked so politely.

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(SCREAMS)

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(GROANS)

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Come on. Contact.

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-Are you ready?
-But I...

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It's your time
to swim the butterfly.

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(SCREAMS)

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-(EXCLAIMS)
-Uh, no time
for messing around now.

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-We have a race to finish.
Here, put this on.
-Oh!

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And this, and this.

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Now get out of here.
You're our clutch,
the team is counting on you.

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(BUBBLING)

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(GRUMBLES)

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Where did that rabbit go?

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-He had me call him a cab.
-Then call me a cab!

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Okay. You're a cab.

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No! I meant, call me a taxi.

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Okay. You're a taxi.

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Tell me we're not gonna
do this right now.

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-We're not gonna do this
right now.
-Great.

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Then just call me
a cab, please.

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-You're a cab, please.
-Oh! Come on!

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Just get me a taxi!

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Sorry, I'm on break.
Call yourself a taxi.

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Fine, I'm a taxi.

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With the whistle, genius.

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Yeah, of course!
How foolish of me. (BLOWS)

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This thing is busted. (BLOWS)

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(DOGS BARK IN DISTANCE)

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(DOGS BARK)

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Huh?

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Back off! (SHOUTING)

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(DOGS BARKING)

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Wow, that's really gonna
hound him.

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He should have let
sleeping dogs lie.

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He's really going to the dogs.

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His bark was always worse
than his...

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(SCREAMS) Hey!

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You're not gonna believe this,

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but I was just talking
about you.

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(GROWLS)

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(CRASHING)

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(GRUNTS)

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Can't catch me.

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Hey!

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(BOTH SHOUTING)

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(BUGS LAUGHING)

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Gotcha!

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(BLOWS WHISTLE)

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Over here, fellas.

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Got you! And I'm not falling
for this whistle bit again.

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(DOGS BARKING)

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(GROWLS)

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Clearly, that guy
has a lot of baggage.

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-(GRUNTS)
-Get lost, Charlie.

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Enough is enough!

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The Board of Trustees!
No, no! It's 4:00 p.m.

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I've got to get that rabbit,
or I'll never get the key
to the executive washroom.

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A-ha! No more funny bunny.

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BRIARWOOD: Ladies
and gentlemen, I present
the Briarwood Fountain.

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BOTH: Whoa!

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Leslie!

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That look like it hurt.

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Why you...

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(BOTH SHOUT)

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(SCREAMS)

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Hey, B. Up here!

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Take that, rabbit.

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Oh!

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(SCREAMS)

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(GRUNTS)

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(SHOUTS)

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(MUMBLING INDISCERNIBLY)

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CROWD: Ooh.

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CROWD: Ah!

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(GROANS LOUDLY)

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Congratulations, Mr. Bunny.

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A fountain display like that
is going to put Briarwood
Resort on the map.

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Welcome to
the Board of Trustees.

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Here's your key
to the executive washroom.

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Aww! thanks, Doc.

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But, what about me,
Mr. Briarwood?

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A token for my value
to this great resort, perhaps?

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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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Of course, Leslie!

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You'll need access
to the executive washroom
as well.

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LESLIE: I hate that rabbit.

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(SINGING) ♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows ♪

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Hey, a penny!
Must be my lucky day...
Ow! (BONES CRACK)

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My back! Oh, man!

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Is that the sound
of bones misaligning?

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How wonderful.
(GRINDS TEETH)

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-Oh, dear. Let me help.
-Uh, that's okay, lady.

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I just need to call a doctor.

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-Ow!
-Nonsense.

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Step inside and we'll have you
feeling better in no time.

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All I need is a phone,
so I can call a doctor.

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All the healing you need,
is right here at Ivona's
Healing Arts and Yoga Center.

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I am
Ivona Twist-your-head-off.

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In this place of peace,
we concentrate on yoga

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and meditation
to mend the mind and body.

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Yeah...

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I can have you fixed
in a jiffy,

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for a nominal fee.
(GRINDS TEETH)

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A nominal fee, huh?
(GRINDS TEETH)

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sure I'm gonna be fine.

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Excellent. Chakra alignment
is the first step.

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That's just a small fee.

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-Hey, wait!
-We breathe deep and...

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-No, really, I...
-Exhale!

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Hey, that's not too bad.

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I am you...

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You are me...

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Maybe, we can be
a little more you now?

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Nope, that's worse.

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Oh, well, the realignment fee
is much more costly.

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But it's well worth it.

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-Yoga is all about balance.
-Yikes!

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-And finding your center.
-(EXCLAIMS) Ow.

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You know,
my back feels pretty good.

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Hey! That's a lot of money.

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I know! And such
a generous tip.

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-Feel free to stay
for the rest of the class...
-Oh, I'm staying.

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'Cause it's not just my back
that needs a good
straightening out.

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We'll begin by finding
our center using salutations.

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So, let's begin
in a Giant Baby

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and transition into
a Drop My Pencil.

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-Really engage the back half
of the body.
-(PASSING WIND)

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(CLASS LAUGHS)

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Turtle did it.

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And now, we're moving slowly
into a Hummus Platter.

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Really working the gluttonous.

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(PASSING WIND)

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-BUGS: Turtle did it.
-(CLASS LAUGHS)

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-Focus, please.
-(PASSING WIND)

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-(CLASS LAUGHS)
-Turtle.

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-Now, let's quietly transition
into the Praying Mantis...
-(PASSING WIND)

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That one was me,
totally normal.

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-(PASSING WIND LOUDLY)
-(ANGRILY) Silence!

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(CLASS LAUGHS)

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Transition into the
How Am I Going To Do This?
position.

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(PASSING WIND)

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Who is doing that?

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(MIMICS PASSING WIND)

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(CLASS LAUGHS)

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(GRINDS TEETH)

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-(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
The turtle did it?
-(PASSING WIND)

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Uh, the Turtle really
did do it that time.

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(IN SLOW MOTION) I'm

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still doing it...

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(TEETH CLATTER)

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(INHALES DEEPLY)

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Yes, that's it.
Breathe and relax.

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Okay, class.
Time to clear the air
and move on.

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You ain't kidding, lady.

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To regain our focus,
we will use a mantra,

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the phrase of affirmation
to repeat.

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Let's give it a try.

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Am I doing this right?

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Am I doing this right?

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Well, you can't really
do it wrong. You just
need to pick a mantra.

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This is my mantra.

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You said I can pick anything.

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Am I doing this right?

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Am I doing this right?

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Am I doing this right?

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Am I doing this right?

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No! That's wrong!

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(GRUNTS)

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Row...

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Row...

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One, two, three, four...

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(SINGING) ♪ Uh, row, row, row your boat

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♪ Uh, row, row, row your boat...

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ALL: ♪ Gently down the stream

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ALL: ♪ Row, row, row your boat...

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ALL: ♪ Row, row, row your boat...

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ALL:♪ Gently down the stream...

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ALL: ♪ Merrily, merrily...♪

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(GRUNTS) We are clearly
getting off course here.

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BUGS: Conga line.

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ALL:♪ Hey, cha, cha, cha, cha! ♪

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We need to center

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-and focus!
-Freestyle!

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(SCREAMS) I said, focus!

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Is anyone listening to me?

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I think someone
needs to relax.

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(GRUNTS) I can't take it!

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(BREATHS HEAVILY)

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(TEETH CLATTER)

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(EXHALES DEEPLY)

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Well, that's all the time
we have for today.

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Class over, time to leave.

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Oh, I can't leave now.
I just found my center.

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I believe your center
is outside the door.

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Nope, it's right here,
with the rest of my life.

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Oh, nonsense. Here,
let me help you.

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The leaning lotus
blows with the wind.

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(SCREAMS) Get out!

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You've really opened my eyes
to the serenity.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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-Ah! Such a nice stretch!
-(STRUGGLING)

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(CRASH)

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Okay, fine. You win.
Here, here's a full refund.

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Take it, just never come back.

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With pleasure.

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You know, it's hard
to learn peace from someone
who is going to pieces.

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(GRINDS TEETH)

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(GROANS)

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Oh! Would you look at that?
A penny!

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-(BONES CRACKING)
-(GROANS)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪