(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
Ah! Off to beautiful Carrotoga Valley.
The secret to air travel is to give yourself plenty of time to negotiate the airport.
(STAMMERING) Welcome to Northworst Airlines.
(STUTTERING) How can I help...
(STAMMERING) What do you need?
Just checking in.
You know why everyone's so stressed?
Poor time management.
But not me. I gave myself plenty of time to get here.
-(PRINTER WHIRS) -Here's your ticket, Mr. Bunny.
Your plane leaves (STUTTERING) in 10 minutes.
You mean an hour and 10 minutes, Doc. It's only 8:20.
Last night was (STAMMERING) Daylight Savings Time.
(STAMMERING) Spring forward... Uh-oh, you are late.
-(DINGS) -What? I got to get to the plane.
Yeah! Oh!
You work here too?
I work all the jobs.
That's why your ticket is so inexpensive... (STUTTERING) It's dirt cheap.
Now, if you will follow me.
I got this, Doc. I have traveled before.
So I think I can pick the fastest line.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Huh? Oh, for crying out loud.
(EXCLAIMING)
(STAMMERING) I tried to tell him which line is the fastest.
(PANTING)
(ALL GASPING)
Oh, hello!
You thought I wouldn't catch you looking up me pretty trousers!
Off you be, bunny!
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS) Jumpin' Jehosaphat!
I am sorry, Mr. Bunny. (STUTTERING)
But you can't go through the baggage scanner.
You need to go through the people's... (STUTTERING) This one.
-Fine. -But first, you wanna...
-(BEEPING) -(GRUNTING)
(STUTTERING) I tried to warn you.
You need to remove your watch.
And your shirt. I, uh... Don't forget your shoes.
Just put everything in the bin.
-(BUGS SCREAMING) -You are good to go.
Go ahead and step in.
Please raise your arms, Mr. Bunny.
-(MACHINE POWERING UP) -No, a little higher.
Aw, come on!
I don't have time for this.
Mr. Bunny, sorry, but I am going to have to take you to another room
(STAMMERING) to give you a more thorough pat-down.
-Let's just head to the room at the end of the hall. -But I have a flight to catch.
Let's just go into this room here.
Sheesh, it smells like a stable in here.
(SNORTING)
That explains it. I know we just met,
but I'd open up a few windows and, uh,
you know, maybe hit the wall with a fresh coat of paint.
I will drop by later to...
I am going to give you a real quick pat-down, okay?
This just went from stable to critical.
(EXCLAIMING)
Pockets are clear. I am just going to check
you are not concealing anything on your personage, okay?
Head's clear. Shoulders are clear.
Knees are clear. Toes are clear.
-(BUGS SPUTTERING) -Head, shoulders, knees, and toes, they are clear.
-(BUGS GASPING) -Head, shoulders, knees, and toes, they are clear.
-Ah! -Eyes and ears and mouth.
(SING-SONG VOICE) We don't know.
-Ah! -Head, shoulders, knees, and toes, they are clear.
Just going to give you a quick cavity search, okay?
Ah! (GAGGING)
Hmm. Okay, you are cavity-free.
Ah!
Huh?
(STAMMERING) Mr. Bunny, you are going in the wrong... It's going backwards.
Then switch it.
-All righty. But the button's at the other end! -(BUGS PANTING)
(SHOUTING)
Hey, Carrotoga! That's my flight.
-(DINGING) -It's departing now! Not without me, you're not.
(STAMMERING) Mr. Bunny, hop in.
Not a chance, Porky. I got to get to Gate J11.
(STAMMERING) Mr. Bunny, you are going in the...
Ha-ha!
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
Ah!
-Argh! -(CRASHING)
I am here. I made it. Gate J11.
Yes, Mr. Bunny. (STUTTERING) You made it to Gate J11.
I know. I got my ticket right here.
Yes. But I tried to tell you (STAMMERING) they changed the gate.
-Where's the new gate? -(STUTTERING) It's over there.
I could still make it.
(SHOUTING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(YELLING)
There it is. Almost! Wait! No, no, no, no, no!
Hey, (STUTTERING) Mr. Bunny, hop in.
I got a plan to get you on your flight.
(STAMMERING) No time to waste!
Hold on to this rope.
Uh, how are you going to... Whoa!
(SCREAMING)
(EXCLAIMING) Ow.
(TOILET FLUSHING)
(GROANING)
Ah! Finally.
PORKY: (STAMMERING)This is your Captain speaking.
What?
We are looking at clear skies for our flight to sunny Carrotoga Valley.
No, no, no, no, no! It can't be. It can't be.
He was just on the ground.
Hello, Mr. Bunny. I hope your seat is comfortable.
Would you like a pillow?
(GIBBERING)
-(HORSE NEIGHING) -Huh?
Sir, I am just going to calm you down, okay?
(HORSE SNORTING)
(GIGGLING)
(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS)
(CHITTERING)
Oh. I really need to find someone else to play this game with.
What the... (EXCLAIMS)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS) What the... How did I... Who the...
Congratulations. You have been randomly selected to be my guinea pig
and test out my new cloning device.
Your new cloning...
Why not just choose an actual guinea pig?
Yes. Well, um, that didn't work out.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
(GROWLING)
I have improved the machine since then.
Well, I could use a second player for that video game.
Yeah, whatever.
Okay. How does it work?
(GIBBERING)
(STAMMERS) Hey, what was that?
I have just initiated the cloning sequence,
which should be done in about five minutes. (LAUGHS)
What's up, dorks?
Wow, you rabbits clone faster than I thought.
I like hot ketchup.
Eureka! A perfect clone.
What?
(MUMBLING)
This guy's nothin' like me.
Are you kidding me? He's the spitting image.
Anyone want to boogie?
Okay, which is which. I can't tell.
Smell my buttons.
I do not sound like that.
This is totally you.
Yeah, he's got to go.
You can't put him back.
Once a clone has been created,
you can't just get rid of them.
Wanna bet?
Hey, Einstein. Come here.
(BANGING)
Seriously.
Uh...
Okay, pal. Here's two bucks.
Go get yourself an ice cream.
Now, where were we?
I was saying that clone was identical to you in every way.
-Identical in every way? -(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Ice cream.
(SQUAWKS)
Okay, so maybe my cloning needs some work.
(BLEATS)
(SQUAWKS)
(GROANS)
Ice cream is a frozen treat made from milk, okay?
Goodbye. Sheesh, that guy.
(SHOUTING) No! Don't make any more!
Too late.
(GROWLING)
(PANTING)
Uh, is that normal?
Oh. I feel so silly, I had it set for rabid.
Not rabbit.
Eh. What's up, doc?
(SIGHS)
And how do you explain this one?
Too dark. I must have left it in too long.
(MACHINE BEEPING)
You may want to step aside.
Yeah. Sure. I'll be over here if anyone cares.
What?
Are you kidding me with this?
Clearly, there's a small problem with the machine.
That's enough!
Now let's see what you got going on here?
Oh, sheesh, you got this calibrated all wrong.
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
Voila!
Oh, hello.
That's how it's done.
This is perfect. Now we can play video games together.
I get first player.
No, no, no, no, no. I get first player.
I'm the first Bugs.
-No, I'm first player. -I'm first!
You are first.
Nice try. I know that tired, played-out bit.
Speaking of tired and played-out.
It seems a mistake has been made.
Hey, what gives?
I'm putting you back in.
Can't you read?
(BOTH GROANING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
BOTH: This is getting me nowhere.
(MUMBLES) It's raining chocolate milk.
Here you go, buddy. Go buy yourself a pretzel.
(HIGH-SPEED BANJO MUSIC)
BOTH: Pop, pop, pop, pop. Hey!
Pop, pop, pop, pop. Hey!
Hey.
-Pop, pop, pop. -(RUSSIAN FOLK DANCE MUSIC)
Hey.
(GLASS SHATTERING)
Why are we fighting? I like myself.
Yeah. We're pretty great.
Let's go home and play. You can be player one.
(SOBBING) Wait! Please don't leave me.
-I'm so very lonely. -(SAD PIANO MUSIC)
Don't worry. We wouldn't leave you without good company.
(SINISTER ORGAN MUSIC)
(GROWLING)
(MACHINE BEEPING)
(GROWLING)
BOTH: Just kidding. I'll take good care of him.
(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS)
This is way more fun with the two of me.
Oh, Squeaks. We're low on carrots here.
I told you it was a good idea
bringing that cloning machine home.
(SQUEAKS)
Squeaks!
(SQUEAKING)
Do you smell nuts?
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪