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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going
no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

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-You need anything
while I'm out?
-(TALKS INDISTINCTLY)

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A lottery ticket?
Oh, sure thing!

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-What are your numbers?
-(DISTURBANCE)

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-(BEEPS)
-What the...

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Hello?

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My phone died!

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I just charged this thing.
I can't believe...

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Whoa!

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You nearly gave me
a heart attack!

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And on top of that
look what you did to my phone!

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I just got it, too.

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Hey! Hey!

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-(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
-RECORDED VOICE:
What would you like to do?

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(GRUNTING)

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RECORDED VOICE:
Send photo to Squeaks.

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You wouldn't dare!

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-(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
-RECORDED VOICE:
Photo sent to Squeaks.

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You are a bad person.

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Hey! What did you
do to my window?

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You goth freaks
really are something else!

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Wait! I promised my pal
Squeaks that I'd get him
a lottery ticket.

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One, please.

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(GRUNTS)

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(CHUCKLES)

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Feeling lethargic, apathetic,

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and having difficulties
smiting pesky rabbits?

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Well, we have
this new health drink

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Here, try some.

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(SLURPS)

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(GRUNTS)

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Wait! (STAMMERS)
Are you interested in getting
more value for your money

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for another special
of two for $9?

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I'm sorry,
did I forget to mention

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Or four for $15?

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Or five for $17, six for $20,

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12 for $35,
20 for $40,
50 for $100,

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167 for $324,
207 for $409,

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512 for $689, $718, 356?

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Let me get that for you, sir.

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Oh, there you go.

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Oh, and did I mention,
for a limited time,

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if you buy 999 bottles,
you get the 1,000th free.

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TV ANCHOR: Yes, folks,
it's time to announce

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the winning lottery numbers!

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And here they come.

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The winning numbers are...

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One, three, one,

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three and thirteen!

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(GASPS)

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(HOWLING)

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All right, all right.

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Here is he, folks!
The big winner!

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(CHEERING)

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Today's big jackpot
lottery winner!

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So tell us, what are you
going to do with the money?

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(GRUNTING)

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And will you be
giving any to charity?

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(GRUNTING)

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Okay, then!

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Well, I think it's time
for the check presentation.

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Melissa, would you
come on over here, please?

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-Now, big smiles now!
-(CAMERA CLICKING)

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(LAUGHS) Could we have
one more photo over here?

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BUGS: Yoo-hoo!

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-(GRUNTS)
-WOMAN: Say cheese!

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-(GRUNTING)
-WOMAN: Over here!

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(TRAIN HORN BLOWING)

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It's 5:15. Right on schedule.

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That should do it.

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Well, sayonara, bony britches.

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(TRAIN PASSING)

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(GROANING)

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(TRAIN PASSING)

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(GROANING)

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(PANTING)

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Phew! Well, I guess
that's the last time

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I'll be seeing Mr. Tall,
Dark and Gruesome.

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Now, now, let's not be
so high and smite-y.

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(GRUNTS)

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No excuses, sir.

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Even millionaires
have to pay their taxes.

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(GRUNTING)

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Well, I guess
there's two things in life
you just can't cheat.

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Bugs and taxes.

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(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)

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(GASPS)

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BUGS: "Astrophysicists
and scientists alike

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"are baffled at
the uncommon amount
of atomic anomalies

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"transpiring within
the past few days."

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Huh, what do you know,

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life is becoming more like
science fiction every day.

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"These anomalies..."

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ROBOT:Directive, destroy Bugs Bunny.

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Civilian from the present,
I come from the future.

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Are you Bugs Bunny?

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(BEEPING)

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No match.

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BUSH: Phew!

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(BARKS)

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Are you Bugs Bunny?

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(BEEPING)

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No match.

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Destroy Bugs Bunny.

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Hmm, according
to this article,

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nobody reads
newspapers anymore.

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(BEEPING)

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(DINGS)

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Match. Destroy Bugs Bunny.

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Eh, what's up, doc?

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Are you Bugs Bunny?

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-Who's asking?-I come from the future and...

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Let me guess,
you missed your left turn
to Albuquerque?

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No, I was sent here to...

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-Save me?
-No!

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-Employ me?
-No!

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-Interview me?
-No!

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-Friend me?
-No!

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-Mentor me?
-No.

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-Adopt?-No.

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-Nurture?
-No.

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Well, tin-man, what were you
sent here to do?

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Destroy Bugs Bunny.

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Gunning for Bugs Bunny negative.

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So now I have a robot who
wants to zap lightning at me?

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Well, how else am I going to
spend a Thursday afternoon?

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Hmm... Uh... Ah!

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Oh, I got this.

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BUGS: Yoo-hoo!
Well, hello, Chromeo.
(GIGGLES)

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Ain't you a tall drink
of quicksilver?

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Oh, the strong, silent type.

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Mother always warned me
about men like you.

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"Stay away from the bad boys,"
she'd always say.

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But that just made me
like them more. (GIGGLES)

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Destroy Bugs Bunny.

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Is something wrong, dear?

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You've become so cold
and distant, lately.

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Ow! Sheesh!

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Look like it's time
for plan B.

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(GROANING)

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You got me!
Are you there, doc?

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Everything's going dark.

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(GROANING)

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You can let go now.

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(BARKS)

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Oh, hello, giant robot.

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I know you got a hair trigger,

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but you should
really check your calendar
before you zap me.

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Because it's not
rabbit season,

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it's wombat season.

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Or it's... Wait for it.

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Robot season.

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I'm gonna have to go
deep into my playbook
for this guy.

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Huh, "Fast talk
and confusion"? No.

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"Dress like a lady"?
Nix that.

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"It's getting dark"?
Uh-huh.

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"End of rabbit season"?
Epic fail.

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Don't tell me
I've got nothing.

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This guy knows
every play in my playbook.

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Of course
he knows all my plays.

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He's a computer
from the future.

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He's probably got
all my plays
in his database.

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So how do I beat a computer
who knows my every move?

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Wait a minute!

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Looks like it's time
to crash his party.

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Hey, 3PO.

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Special delivery,
Mr. Robot.

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A Mr. Shiny Robot.

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There you go.

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Hey, shut the door, sonny!

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We're not heating
the neighborhood.

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(SPEAKING FAKE GERMAN)
Ta-ta!

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Oh, I got a bite, doc.

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Mind your booties,
you land lubber.

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Hey, don't open that!

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Eh, go on, it's your
package, ain't it?

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Yet you don't know
what be in that chest, matey.

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It could be a trap.

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Well, sonny, there's only
one way to find out.

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-Go for it!
-No!

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-Yes!
-Better not!

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-Better so!
-Yes!

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No!

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No means yes!

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(ALL TALKING AT ONCE)

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Hey, anybody home? Hello?

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but I will return.

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(CROAKS)