(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
(YAWNS)
Time for a little breakfast.
BIGFOOT: Excuse me, miss?
Where are you, Bigfoot?
-Hi, lady! -I'm not a lady.
I was wondering if you would mind getting one of those apples for me.
Here, you can have this one.
Actually, I wanted that one up there.
Why don't you get it? Your arms are 10 times longer than mine.
The leaves kind of creep me out.
You know, they are so green and veiny.
(EXCLAIMS) That one almost touched me!
(SIGHS)
-Fine. -Here, I'll hold your purse for you.
It's not a purse, it's a satchel.
Whatever you say, lady.
Now, listen,
once I give you this apple,
you got to promise to leave me...
Alone.
Bigfoot!
I tried to help you out and you steal my satchel?
All you do is take, take...
Oh, thanks for the apple.
I was just keeping an eye on it.
There's a bunch of white guys that wanted to steal it.
They're right over there.
HASMAT: Locate the target. Capture the sasquatch.
Sweep the entire area.
Ah, no, no, no, no, no. They're not after me, they're after you.
-Your purse? -It's not a purse. It's a satchel.
Oh, forget it. I'm out of here.
Bye, lady.
(GUN FIRING)
HASMAT 1: That's what I'm gonna do to that bigfoot.
HASMAT 2: Oh, yeah? Well, check this out.
(GUN FIRING)
That's what I'm talking about.
(GROANS) I'm gonna regret this.
Bigfoot, where are you? We gotta get you out of here.
Lady, I knew you'd come back.
HASMAT: Hold it right there!
Well, looks like sasquatch got himself a girlfriend.
I'm not his girlfriend.
-Sounds complicated. Let's take 'em both in. -(GUN FIRING)
Mmm...
And another thing... (GRUNTS)
HASMAT: We finally caught him
and with quite the fancy purse, too.
(DOOR OPENING)
Hey, where's my lady friend?
Your girlfriend left you.
-Left me what?-No! She left you.
I doubt it.
(AIR HISSING)
Say goodnight, sasquatch.
(LAUGHING)
You know, I never noticed it before, but,
you're a dead ringer for Robert Downey, Jr.
HASMAT 2: (LAUGHING)Yeah, I get that and Harriet Tubman a lot.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
HASMAT: I like cats!
-Lady! -(WHISPERING) Keep it down.
We gotta get you out of here.
What we need is a set of keys to set you free.
Maybe in that cabinet over there.
Let's see.
-(CABINET DOOR CREAKING) -BUGS: No, don't see 'em.
You should check their lab coats.
-Good idea. A-ha! -(JANGLING)
Huh? Why didn't you say...
Oh, never mind.
Now, how do we get out of here?
I got this.
-(ALARMS GOING OFF) -(SCREAMS)
No, are you out of your mind?
Look at these. These are highly trained government officials.
We gotta bring our A-game.
Hmm...
Don't, don't touch it!
Here. Put these on.
HASMAT: Hey, Sheryl. Hey, Jermain.
BUGS: (IN A FEMALE VOICE)Hey. How's it going?
-HASMAT: Hey, Sheryl. -BUGS: Hey! Joey, Gerry, and Steve.
BUGS:Come on, come on, come on! Open! Open!
HASMAT: Hey, Sheryl, hey, Jermain.
I know, those things are always sticking.
Use my key card.
Ah, Sheryl, about what happened at bowling last week...
BUGS: Don't worry about it.
What happened at bowling last week?
BUGS: I said, don't worry about it.
HASMAT 2: Oh, nice work. You found bigfoot, huh?
HASMAT: I'm just hanging with Sheryl and Jermain.
HASMAT 2: That's not Jermain. Look at him!
Jermain has hazel eyes and top stitching on his uniform.
And this is his girlfriend!
You see? Now, get them!
-(ALARMS GOING OFF) -(SCREAMING)
(GUNS FIRING)
Now, what do we do? How are we supposed to get down?
(MEN APPROACHING)
What are you doing with my purse?
It's not a purse, it's a satchel.
It's not very comfortable.
Bigfoot, you're a genius.
(GUNS FIRING)
HASMAT: Did they just jump?
(BIGFOOT EXCLAIMS)
Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
That is one versatile purse.
Phil, you have an anniversary coming up, right?
(LAUGHS) Done!
(GUNS FIRING)
We did it.
(STOMACH GROWLING)
Man, after all that, I never did get my breakfast.
Here, have this.
Ew, Bigfoot,
where were you keeping this apple?
In my armpit.
(SPITTING)
-(BIRDS CAWING) -(SHUTTER CLICKING)
I have never seen you so relaxed and happy before.
Going on this vacation is just what the doctor ordered, huh?
Well, Mr. Happy, I'm gonna grab us some drinks
and get this week started off right.
Be right back, Grimmy.
Tahiti, at last!
GRIM'S WIFE: Carl!
What did I tell you about working on this vacation?
Give me that sickle, right now.
What is this?
I am shocked!
Just the other day you said,
(IN A MALE VOICE) "We need to get away.
"I've got to get away from this job."
And now, here you are, working behind my back!
You are not to harm a hair on that rabbit's head.
Not this week.
No, no, no, no, no. I don't want to hear it, Carl,
you've done enough talking.
I'm going back to put this in the hotel room,
and when I come back, no more smiting!
Not a good move, Carl.
(YELPING)
-GRIM'S WIFE: Carl! -(GRUNTS)
Oh, so you guys are gonna play some croquet?
What a lovely idea.
Ooh, okay. You boys play nice.
(BEEPING)
(GROWLS)
Oh, I forgot to mention,
I'm going to take a water aerobics class, dolphin training,
and a course on island etiquette.
Oh, oh, oh, oh! Don't forget,
we have a couple's massage later!
Uh-huh.
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
It looks like you could really use that massage.
Oh, boy! These activities are dangerous.
BUGS: Volcanoes, crocodile, parasailing.
Wow!
GRIM: I like carrots, they are orange. What's up, lava?
(LAUGHING)
Hi! Nice doggie.
(YELLING)
(HUMMING) I love parasailing.
Oops, line doesn't work.
(LAUGHING)
Oh, wow! A sacrificial altar.
So, I guess you stand here, pull that lever and...
(MIMICS BUBBLING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING LOUDLY)
Guess it was just for show.
(SCREAMING)
(LAVA BUBBLING)
(GRUNTING)
What's up, doc?
Oh, I love parasailing!
Are you joing me for this one, too?
(GRUNTING)
Aw, you don't like heights. That's okay.
I have an abnormal fear of beavers.
May I join you, Bugsy?
Sure thing, Sheryl.
(MOTOR RUNNING)
(CHUCKLES) I can see the whole island from here.
(GASPS)
(GRUNTING)
(YELPING)
(GRUNTING)
Grimmy! You saved us!
Oh, you are amazing!
He's more than that, he's a hero.
I am Buni Bugsi!
Buni Bugsi?
Buni Bugsi.
I am the protector of this island.
(VOCALIZING)
And what I saw here today,
not only reflects good character,
but also the type of patrons I want at my resort.
A free month on me,
with unlimited access to our shark tanks and other amenities!
The three of you can stay together
at the Crocodile penthouse on the house.
To relaxing with friends.
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
-Well, we'd love to stay another month! -(GRUNTS)
Yay!
Another month with friends!
(SHUDDERING)
Carl, you're trembling.
He's so happy. Are you crying, Carl?
-(SOBBING) -Oh, Carl.
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪