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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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-(CHAINSAW BUZZING)
-(WOMAN SCREAMING)

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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Figures.

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Hi, Squeaks. What's up?

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(SQUEAKING)

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You want to have your
poker night here?

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Well, I was plannin' on having
a quiet night in and, uh...

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(WHISTLING)

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(SQUEAKING)

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Uh, well, I guess you have
everything you need.

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I'll just be over here
watching TV all alone.

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(SQUEAKING)

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What?

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I've always wanted to play
poker with you guys!

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I've heard so much about you.

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Uh, Squeaks,
you want to introduce me
to your friends here?

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(SQUEAKING)

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(SQUEAKING)

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Nice to meet you all.
My name's Bugs.

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Okay, so what are we playin'?

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(SQUEAKING)

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Squeaks, why are we playin'
at my place?

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Well, well, well.

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Thought you could move
the card game?

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Sorry I'm late.

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-But it looks like you nutjobs
are just getting started.
-(SQUEALING)

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What, a rabbit?

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(STRAINING) This game is for
squirrels only.

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-(GRUNTS)
-Oh, would you look at that.

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A seat's opened up.

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Hey, that's my hand.

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Ooh, not anymore, bunny boy.

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-Hmm.
-(SQUEAKS GRUNTING)

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SHIFTY: All right, ladies,
let's show 'em.

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Who can beat three birdhouses?

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(LAUGHS) Winner, winner,
nuts for dinner.

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-And a carrot.
-(GRUMBLING)

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(SQUEAKING)

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I ain't a cheater!

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So what if I've won
every hand I ever played?

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What are you gonna
do about it?

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(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING QUICKLY)

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Smart squirrel.

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(SHIFTY CACKLING)

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Well, would you look at that.
A seat opened up.

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Hey, I already told you...

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No rabb...

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And this is just
the beginning.

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All right, rabbit,
you can play.

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(CARDS SHUFFLING)

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Hmph. Come on,
everyone ante up.

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(CLATTERING)

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(LAUGHING)

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Hmm? What are you lookin' at?

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Oh, look,
someone dropped a king!

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What? Where?

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Never mind. It was just
my curtains.

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Enough messin' around.

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Read 'em and... Huh?

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Well, what do you know?
Five acorns.

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Looks like the tables
have turned.

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This is impossible!
I never lose.

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Squeaks must not have
shuffled the cards right.

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Then I'll shuffle
and make sure they're
really mixed up this time.

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One deck of finely chopped
playing cards.

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A pinch of salt and a generous
helping of prune juice.

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(WHIRRING)

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Open wide.

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(GULPING)

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(GRUNTS)

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Nope, you still lost.

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(EXCLAIMING) All right!

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I'm gonna shuffle.

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(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)

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-You don't know
how to shuffle, do you?
-Yes, I can. See?

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(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)

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Nope... Oh, that's a good one.

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And that one. And this one.

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Oh, oh, and these two.

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And there!

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Now, rabbit,
see if you can top this.

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Oh, wow, a royal flush.

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You know what that means.

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(TOILET FLUSHING)

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Enough! We'll play
one more hand.

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And this time,
we're goin' all in.

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Oh, no, rabbit,
your carrots aren't enough.

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If you're gonna play this
hand, you gotta play with
something valuable.

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-Something like this.
-(CLATTERING)

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(BEEPING)

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-Is that a...
-What of it?

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It's solid gold.
What do you got?

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All right, I see your bracelet
and raise you my TV.

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Well, I see your TV
and raise you this toaster.

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-Hey, that's my toaster.
-It'll be mine soon enough.

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Well, I raise you
my microwave.

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And I raise you your computer.

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(CACKLING)

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All right,
who's ready to lose?

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(SQUEAKING)

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-(SQUEAKING)
-(SHIFTY LAUGHING)

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Looks like this one's mine,
rabbit.

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Two pair and a lucky diamond.

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Come to daddy.

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Sorry, doc,
but I got a full nest,
walnut's high.

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-Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'll be taking back my, uh...
-(GRUNTING)

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-(BOTH GASPING)
-(CHEERING)

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(SQUEAKING HYSTERICALLY)

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Hmm...

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(STOMACH GROWLING)

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What did you
put in that blender?

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Hey, watch where
you're a-goin'!

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-(BELL RINGING)
-(CHAIR SCRAPING)

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This here is a stick-up.

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So give me all the money
in that drawer.

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Uh, and a belt, too.

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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-(YELLING)
-(GUNSHOTS)

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-(GUN COCKING)
-Huh?

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What are those, flintlocks?

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(CHUCKLING)

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I'll give you
a sock in the eye.

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(GRUNTS)

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(GRUNTING)

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-(BELL RINGING)
-Huh?

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-Oh, hello, sir.
-(GRUNTING)

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I'm Randall, sales associate.

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Can I help you
pick out a new belt
before you rob the place?

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(GRUNTING)

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(EXCLAIMING)

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Yeah, you can help me.
I need a belt.

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So you need a belt.
Follow me, sir.

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I'll be right back.

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-(LAUGHING)
-(GROWLING)

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And with pants on.

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Now, let's see what would
look good on you.

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"Dress for success,"
I always say.

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My pants fell down.

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Watch it! Oh, my pants.

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(GRUNTS) Watch it... My pants!

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(EXCLAIMING) Give me that.

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(LAUGHING)

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Show me the belts.

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Well, we have this new model.

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It's quite popular
with the working man.

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Fine, let me have it.

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Uh, belt sander, it is.

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-(WHIRRING)
-(GRUNTING)

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A real belt!

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All right.

156
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How about this
beautiful seatbelt?

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Everyone is wearing it.

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(EXCLAIMING)

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-(GRUNTS)
-How'd that work out for you?

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A little snug.

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-As I was saying.
-(GRUNTS)

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We have big belts,

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-small belts, steel belts...
-(GRUNTING)

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Rope belts, black belts.

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-(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
-Timing belts.

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Pecos Bill's belts...

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And... I really wish you would
stop doing that.

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I wish you'd give me a belt.

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All right, no more tricks.

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Show me the way.

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The belt is just through
this door.

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Out of my way! I'll go get it.

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It's powerful dark in here.

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SAM: (YELLING)
Hey, where's my belt!

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(BELL RINGS)

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You mean a belt like this one?

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Ah, now you're talkin'.

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-Where'd it go?
-All you have to do
is defeat the champ.

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-Defeat the champion. (GRUNTS)
-(CAGE DOOR RATTLING)

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Wait! The what?
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

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Wait! The who? (GRUNTS)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GROANS)

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-Who was that?
-Macho del Supreme.

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He's rough, he's tough,
and he wants that belt, too.

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Just watch out for his move,
The Sledgehammer.

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-(BELL RINGS)
-(GRUNTS)

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How will I know
The Sledgehammer move?

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Ah... Guess the sledgehammer's
the giveaway.

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(GRUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)

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-(BELL RINGS)
-(CROWD CHEERING)

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(YELLING)
Are you listenin' to me?

193
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Now, this time,
he's probably gonna
try his move...

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The Flamethrower.

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(GRUNTS)

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(CHUCKLING)

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(COUGHING)

198
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Technically, I did tell you
about The Flamethrower.

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I heard you.

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What's his next move called?

201
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His next move? The Tsunami!

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(CHUCKLES) Real cute.

203
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I know where this is a-goin'.

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(MUFFLED) Bring on
the Tsunami.

205
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(GROANING)

206
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(GRUNTING)

207
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(BOTH GRUNTING)

208
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(GROANING)

209
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,507
(YELPING)

210
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I don't think I got much left.

211
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,545
Come on!

212
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:15,615
At least go down fightin'
with your fists up.

213
00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,585
All right, then.

214
00:10:17,652 --> 00:10:20,321
I'm about to let you have it.

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(ROARING)

216
00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:26,793
Huh?

217
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(GRUNTING)

218
00:10:28,329 --> 00:10:30,264
(GRUNTING)

219
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-One, two, three.
-(BELL RINGING)

220
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a new champion.

221
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Way to go, champ.
What do you have to say?

222
00:10:38,940 --> 00:10:42,075
What a fabulous
shopping experience.

223
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,577
Thank you, Randall.

224
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:47,314
You can't leave now,
you have to defend your title.

225
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(CHUCKLING)

226
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-(CHAINSAW REVVING)
-(LAUGHING)

227
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,460
(BELL RINGING)