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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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(CRYING)

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What's the matter, Squeaks?

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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You buried you acorns in
a field last fall?

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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And they built a baseball
stadium over it?

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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And now you can't get
them back?

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Oh, man, that's a lot
of exposition.

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(BAT CRACKING)

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Okay, let's just get
your nuts.

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Oof!

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Hmm?

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You made me miss the ball!

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In game seven of
the World Series!

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Well, there's a first
time for everything, Mac.

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And you are?

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I am Vladimir Angelo Seafang
Reginald McMurtry.

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But you can call me Cal.

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Speaking of nuts.

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Okay, Cal.

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(CRUNCH)

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I am the richest, bestest,
most celebrated player

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of baseball in the history
of the game.

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(SPITS)

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What do you two losers want?

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My friend buried his
acorns here and we're
hoping to dig them up.

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It'll only take a minute.

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You see this? This means
only I get to play here.

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(GRUNTS)

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But baseball is a team sport.

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Sometimes my teammates play
one or two innings
if I let them,

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for I am a winner and
only winners get to use
this field!

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You got that right Cal,
we are not the
(IMITATING CAL) winners.

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No, you are losers.

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And losers need to get
out of my zone.

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My Cal zone!

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Come on, help us out.

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I said,

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"Get out!"

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(SCREAMING)

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(GROANING)

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Hope you're hungry, Squeaks.

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Because calzone is on
the menu.

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Cal is on the mound.

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Bases are loaded, two outs.

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PLAYER: I'm supposed to
be pitching.

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Cal unleashes a devastating
99 mph fast ball!

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OPPOSING PLAYER: Hey!
You're not on our team!

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He connects.

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It could go all the way.

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He makes an incredible dive
catch, and the crowd erupts.

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Cal, Cal, Cal, Cal, Cal.

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BUGS: Cal, Cal, Cal, Cal.

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(CHANTING) C-Cal!

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Cal!

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Cal! Cal!

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Can I help you?

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Cal! Cal!

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Cal, Cal.

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Cal, Cal.
C-Cal!

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Cal!

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-Cu-cu...
-SQUEAKS: Cal, Cal, Cal!

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What are you looking at?

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Squeaks, you were
supposed to dig.

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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

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If you were supposed to dance,
why would you have the shovel?

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-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-Ahem!

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(SCREAMING)

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Get in the zone.

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Find the zone.

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The Calzone.

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No, no, no! Not the ball!

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He's losing his stitching.

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We gotta act now
if we're gonna save him.

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What are you doing?

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I, I, I do not know.

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How could you not know?

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What do we do?

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-CPR, dummy!
-(GASPS)

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(BLOWING)

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Not in front of his family?

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You gotta save him!

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I'm not gonna lose
another one!

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You're gonna make it!
Hear me?

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You're a fighter! You've
never given up on anything
in your life!

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Come on, fight!

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Come on, fight!

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Fight, you loser!

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Think about being in
the zone with me!

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Think about the Calzone!

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(SOBBING)

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Hmm?

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(GROWLS)

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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(GRUNTS)

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Hey! Look! There he is.

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It's Vladimir Angelo Chafong
Reginald McMurtry.

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Yes, I am the greatest player
of the baseball ever.

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Hey, would you sign
this card for me?

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Well, sure.

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Oh, and this program.

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And this.

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And my toaster.

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And my mail key.

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And this trade contract.

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This playing card.

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Now slip it back in the deck.

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Is this your card?

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Enough!

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My hand is cramping.

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You're not welcome in my zone.

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All of you, get out!

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Actually, doc, it's you
who is leaving,

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according to this trade
contract you just signed.

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Huh?

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You've just been traded
to the Alaskan Halibuts.

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I am Cal! I cannot be traded.

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Do you not know of Cal?
I am a superstar.

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You'll have plenty of time
to play alone in
the Great White North.

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See you later, Cal-igator.

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No, no, no!

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I am out of my zone!

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(CRYING)

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(PANTING)

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What do you mean,
they're not here?

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Where are they?

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(GASPS)

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No way.

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Get your own acorns.

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(RACECARS SPEEDING)

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LEPRECHAUN:
(LAUGHING) Coming through!

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(LAUGHS)

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Tired of these shenanigans.

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If I get home late one
more time, I'll be getting
more than an earful

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from the missus.

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And when she bellows, it
really shakes me slightly.

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Ahhh!

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-(ENGINE STALLING)
-Uh-oh.

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Looks like I've just
run out of luck.

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Potatoes!

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(BANG)

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Well, shameless o' scanty.

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You've got yourself
in a real pile of peat.

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Fresh out of luck
and no way to get home!

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How am I gonna get enough
luck to fill me tank now?

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(BANJO PLAYING)

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A lucky charm like that would
be more than enough to
fill me tank!

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I think it's time for me
to get lucky.

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Ah, come on!

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So, what's the rumpus, Mac?

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Look, rabbit,
I'm in a bit of a pickle here.

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You see, I have three
changelings at home

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and my wife is a banshee!

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So, I'll be taking this foot
and be on me way.

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You do realize that foot
is attached to me, right?

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If you wanted my foot,
all you had to do was ask.

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I'll even put it
in your pocket for ya.

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Oh, really?

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You'll let me have it,
just like that?

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Yep, I'm gonna let you
have it.

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(SCREAMS)

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(THUD)

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(GRUNTS)

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So, he wants to
play footsie, eh?

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Well, two can play
at that game.

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(BANJO PLAYING)

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Where ye be, little bunny?

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I need that lucky
rabbit's foot.

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BUGS: What is this?
A four-leaf clover?

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You don't see these every day.

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Gimme that! It's mine.

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Oh, beautiful clover.

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Me sweet luck be
returned to me!

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Oh, rub it on me face!
Rub it on me face!

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Rub it... Oh, wait a minute.

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This only has three leaves.

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Three pointy, waxy leaves.

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Uh, this be poison ivy.

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Ew.

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Tough luck, doc.

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Not so fast, rabbit.

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I got me calamine lotion.

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It combats itchy and
inflammation from poison ivy.

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I always carry me
trusty calamine lotion.

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Oh, you mean
this calamine lotion?

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What?

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Well, then what's this?

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Oh, no.

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So, do you want my foot now?

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(SCREAMING)

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♪ Da-da-da-da ♪

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I need that foot!

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Look, bub, you don't want
this foot. I've got
athlete's foot,

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ingrown toenails,
fallen arches and gout! See?

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Faith and Begorrah!

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But you've got two feet.

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So, give me that foot.

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-You want this foot?
-Yes, that foot.

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-Oh, that foot?
-No, not this foot, your foot.

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Oh, you want your foot.

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No, not my foot, your foot!

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So, you want my foot?

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Yes, that foot.

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But if I give you that foot
it'll be your foot, right?

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Yes, of course it would be my
foot, I want my foot.

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-Your foot?
-Yes, give me my foot!

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It's right here, Doc.

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So it is.

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Thought you could outsmart me
from getting my own foot, eh?

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I got my foot! (LAUGHS)

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Hi-deedle-dee!
I got my foot!

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Wait. My foot.

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Well, call me Eileen.

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(BANJO PLAYING)

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Don't move, rabbit.

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No more tricks.
I'm taking your foot.

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All right, Mac, you're the
boss. You can take my foot.

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Just keep away from my
precious malarkey stone.

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(GASPS) Malarkey stone?

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This ain't another one
of your tricks, now is it?

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No, no, no, no, no.
It's the real deal, bub.

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Whoever dances a jig on
top of the malarkey stone

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is granted good luck for life.

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Good luck for life?

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Woo-hoo! Step aside rabbit,
I've got a malarkey stone
waiting for me.

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Yippee!

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Eh, suit yourself, doc.

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♪ Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tee ♪

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Malarkey!

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Uh-oh!

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Oh, that was close.

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-(CRACKING)
-Ahhh!

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Aw, fritters.

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(SCREAMING)

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(BANG)

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At least I landed
in this nice soft...

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Field of poison ivy.

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(GRUNTS) Well, mash me taters.

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Enough is enough, rabbit.

246
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No more banjo, no more
clovers, no more kicking,
and no more malarkey!

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You will give me both feet,
and you'll do it now!

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-Say "please."
-Please!

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You got it, doc!
Both feet, coming right up.

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One, two.

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LEPRECHAUN: Waffle braids!

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(GROANS)

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Oh, I'm in the soup now.

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I can't show me face at
home, that banshee will never
let me hear the end of it...

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Hello, dear.

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-No, no, no, no.
I wasn't talking about you.
-(GROWLING)

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There's no need to open
your mouth, sweety, I was...

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-(BANSHEE SCREECHING)
-Ahhh! No!

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Some guys have all the luck.

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(BANJO PLAYING)