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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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-(SNORING)
-(GASPS)

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(CONTINUES SNORING)

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(ROOSTER CROWING)

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(YAWNS)

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-What the...?
-Hmm?

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-Bigfoot?
-Yup?

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-You climbed into my bed
because you're scared?
-Yep.

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-And you're not gonna
leave me alone all day?
-Uh-huh.

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I'll get the kettle on.

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(WHISTLES)

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-You hungry?
-Not right now,
maybe when I'm older.

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(SIGHS) I'll just
put these away, then.

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(CLANGING)

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(CRASHING)

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Okay, I'm older now.

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(GROANS)

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-Breakfast is up.
-Huh?

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No, buddy, on the table.

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Mm. Huh?

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Hmm.

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Ooh, what's that?

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What? This? This is salt.

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No, no, no, Bigfoot,
you shake it.

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-Hmm?
-Wait, you don't know
what salt is?

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-Mm-mmm.
-Wow, you have
so much to learn.

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Well, then teach me.

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(SIGHS) Okay, Bigfoot,
now this is how
you grab a fork.

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Hmm.

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(SCREAMS) Droopy-face man,
what did you do with lady?

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(GROWLS)

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Lady! You're back.
You just missed the
droopy-face man.

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-He was just here.
-(GAGS)

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(COUGHS) It's time
to teach you about hygiene.

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Now, dental health
is the first step
in personal hygiene.

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And the first thing you need
is a toothbrush.

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Then you grab
a tube of toothpaste,

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and put a pea-sized
amount on your brush.

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You wanna make sure you get
your top and your bottom.

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Huh?

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Bigfoot, give me that.

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Okay, now you got to rinse
your mouth.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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(GURGLING)

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(GURGLING)

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Nice work, now we both
need a shower.

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Showers are private,
you'll get your turn.

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♪ She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes...

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♪ She'll be coming round the mountain...

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BIGFOOT: (SINGING)♪ When she's coming around the mountain

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♪ She'll be grabbing all the oranges... ♪

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Is that my toothbrush?

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(CRASHING)

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What's this?

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These are my clothes.
This is where I get dressed.

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But you don't wear clothes.

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Touche, Bigfoot, touche.

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But sometimes I wear a tie.

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Ooh, can I try?

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Sure, okay.

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So the rabbit goes around the
tree two times.

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Then he ducks under the bush,
then pops down his hole
and voila.

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-Okay, now you try.
-(CHUCKLES)

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So the rabbit
uproots the tree,
and shoves it under a bush.

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And the rabbit runs up
the mountain,

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but there's a giant duck
on the mountain,

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and that duck is angry.

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Oh, he's chasing the rabbit.

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The rabbit is
running from the ducky.

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He's running
as fast as he can.

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-Uh, Bigfoot.
-Oh, no.

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Oh, no,
the rabbit might not
make it to his hole.

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Wait, wait, wait, slow down.

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Oh, no, run, rabbit, run!

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Run as fast
as you can.

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-No! (SCREAMS)
-Stop!

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-I did it.
-(MUFFLED) Way to go.

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Now, this is how we use
a computer.

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-Bigfoot.
-Yeah.

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-Where's my keyboard?
-I don't know.

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-Come on Bigfoot,
give it back.
-(GAGS)

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-All of it.
-(GAGS)

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This one tastes like...

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Hmm.

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What? Where's my computer?

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Hmm, taste like apples.

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Could use a little salt.

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That tears it!
Big...

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(GROANS) Look, Bigfoot,
I tried to be
patient with you.

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But, but, but you just won't
listen to me.

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-Hey, what time is it?
-It's 4:46 p.m.

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Scary time is over.

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Bye, lady!

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(CRASHING)

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(SIGHS)
What a day.

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(CRASHING)

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BIGFOOT: Good night, lady.

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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Hey, Squeaks. Uh-huh.
Well, if you want my help
making almond milk,

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have the ingredients prepped
when I get there.
Get out your blender,

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(SAWING)

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Whoa.

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(LAUGHING) I told them
that cell couldn't hold me.

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And 40 years later,
I'm right.

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Whoo-hoo, I'm free, I'm free,

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I'm... I'm broke.

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Yee-haw!

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Oh, shoot.

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I don't got no fire power.

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Hold the phone.

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I got these puppies
right here.

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All right everyone,
this here's a stick-up.

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Get your hands in the air,
where I can... See them?

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So soak your legumes
for at least 30 minutes,
and don't forget to...

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-Hey.
-Uh, Squeaks,

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I'm gonna have to
call you back in about
four and a half minutes.

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-This here's a stick up.
-Eh, what's up, pointy?

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Where's all the tellers?
Where's the safe
so I can blast it?

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They don't keep money in safes
anymore, bub,

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it's all digital now,
you know,
ones and zeros.

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Yeah, that's what I want.
Give me some ones
with lots of zeros.

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There's nothing here to give.
It's all on the Internet.

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Uh-huh. Well then,
hand over the Internet!

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Oh, boy. Look, doc,

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the Internet ain't something
you just hand over.

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Well, what is it then?

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Well, it's sort of
hard to describe.

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-Now imagine a big
delivery tube...
-Big tube, got it.

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-Hey.
-Wrong size.

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(GROANS)

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(GASPS)

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-Wrong shape.
-(GASPS)

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Eh, no.

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(GROWLS)

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Yee-haw, that's the biggest
tube I ever saw.

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-Whoo-hoo.
-(CRASHING)

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(GROANING)

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The tubes were
just a metaphor, doc.

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The Internet's all around us.

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-It's in the cloud.
-Cloud?

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Okay, but this time
you're a-coming with me.

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Yeah, that'll do the trick.

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What a lovely day to take
bowling balls
on a hot air balloon.

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-Out of my way.
-(EXCLAIMS)

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We're a-commandeering
this vessel.

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There! A cloud,
just like you said.

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Yee-haw.

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Hey, you forgot your hat.

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Oh, brother, what a Luddite.

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Less savvy than a caveman's
grandpa. (CHUCKLES)

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(SCREAMS)

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Just need to pick up
that spare.

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-(GROANS)
-Guy belongs
in a museum. (LAUGHING)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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You're gonna take me
to the Internet right now.

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And if you try any
tricks this time,

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I'll blow you into the sky.

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Okay, okay, take it easy.

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-And no more games, rabbit.
-All right, bub.

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The Internet's in there.

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-Oh really? Yow!
-(GUNSHOT)

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Whoo!

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Forgot the safety was off.

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Now, where was I?

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-Oh, you were going to get me
a corn dog.
-Yeah, that's right.

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Now, wait a minute.
No more tricks, rabbit.

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You go first and stay
where I can see you.

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All right (GRUNTS)

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-Oh, well, we tried.
-(GUNSHOT)

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-(BLOWS)
-Or we could do that.

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BUGS: Watch your step now.
A little drop.

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-A bit of a squeeze here.
-(SQUEAKING)

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Try sucking in that gut, doc.

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SAM: Okay, that's it.
I'll warn you.

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You just bought yourself
a ticket to the stratosphere.

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Ah, ho, the tables
have turned.

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Oh, I'm a little chilly.

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-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-Whoo! Whoo!

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(SNARLING)

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(SCREAMING)

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Go back, go back.

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-(GROWLING)
-Go forward!

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Knit one, pearl two.

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-(TRAIN HORN BLOWING)
-(YELLS)

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No more shenanigans.
Take me to the Internet
or else...

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The Internet is right
up there, doc.

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Whoo-hoo!

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I'm rich, I'm rich.

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(LAUGHING)

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I'm on the Internet,
I'm on the Internet.

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I'm on... Huh?

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-(BLOWS LANDING)
-(SAM GROANING)

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You sure are
on the Internet, doc.

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SAM: I'm up to a million hits.

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(SCATTING)