(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
(GULPS)
Squeaks!
Huh?
Would you mind cracking those someplace else? I'm trying to read.
(CRUNCHING LOUDLY)
-(SIGHS) -(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Just what I need. More noise.
(TRUMPET BLARING)
I am Sir Littlechin, dragon slayer!
I'm here to slay a dragon.
No dragons here, doc. Just a rabbit and a very noisy squirrel.
(SQUEAKS SQUEAKING)
Oh, drat! I haven't slain a dragon in weeks, and the other knights are beginning to talk.
What do you wanna slay a dragon for?
Because they are dangerous, they have sharp teeth, and breathe fire!
Now, if you'll excuse me.
(HORSE NEIGHING)
(HORSE GALLOPING)
Sheesh, what a dark and stormy knight.
(CRACKING)
Squeaks! The cracking.
-Uh-uh. -(CRACKING)
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey.
Hand over the carrot before somebody gets hurt.
(CHATTERING)
Yes, Squeaks. I know it's a dragon, but it's a baby dragon.
Aw, look at how cute he is.
He ain't ferocious. He's probably just a bit hungry, that's all.
Here, little guy, have a cookie.
(SNIFFING)
(CHOMPING)
You see. Just hungry.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(GASPS) He's back! If he finds our little friend, he'll slay him for sure.
Quick! In here.
-Well... -(TRUMPET BLARING)
The dragon is here!
What? How did you know he...
(STAMMERING) I mean, whatever are you talking about?
I found this.
It's a dragon's nest. And where there's a dragon's nest, there's a dragon nearby.
Out of my way.
Eh, it's not in here, that's for sure.
I say, what is the meaning of this?
-Eh... -(DRAGON BELCHES)
I had beans for breakfast.
Hmm! Distasteful.
I'm going to check upstairs.
BOTH: Phew!
Well, that was a close one, right, little guy?
-What? -(GASPS AND MURMURS)
Huh?
BOTH: Ahh!
Quick, Squeaks. Grab him.
(SQUEAKS GRUNTING)
Squeaks, quit fooling around.
(BUGS GRUNTS)
-(GROANS) -(SLURPS)
Ugh.
LITTLECHIN: No dragon in here, better check outside.
(GROANS) Oh, we gotta get you out of here before Sir Horns-a-lot finds you.
Here. Now, stay down. (WHISTLING)
Ah, the dragon. Quick!
-(YELLING) -Before he gets away. He went into that cave.
(TRUMPET BLARES)
Prepare to be slain, dragon!
-(GROWLING) -(LITTLECHIN SCREAMING)
(TRUMPET PLAYS WEAKLY)
(GROANING)
That was not a dragon.
That was a bobcat. Many, many bobcat.
Me go night-night soon.
(SNORES)
This couch seems to be moving.
Uh, it's a massage couch?
Sounds like it might be broken.
-(STEAM HISSES) -(SQUEAKING)
Let me guess, beans for breakfast?
Ooh, you need something for those bumps and bruises, doc.
There.
I can't see a blasted thing!
(SOFTLY) Come on, let's go.
Oh, no.
LITTLECHIN: (GRUNTS) Now, where's my...
Hello! My sword.
-Okay, here's the plan. -(DRAGON GROANING)
This feels like a dragon.
(GASPS) Dragon!
(LITTLECHIN YELLING)
Huh? Well, clearly, the dragon is not here.
Back to the hunt, I suppose.
Good-bye, rabbit. Good-bye, squirrel. Good-bye, dragon.
(WHISTLING)
Wait.
(WHISTLES)
Giddy-up, horsey! Yee-ha-ha!
Yeah!
Now just stay as still as possible.
(BOTH GRUNT)
(GASPS)
(LITTLECHIN SCREAMING)
(LITTLECHIN GASPING)
A dragon saved my life!
From this day forth, I will be a dragon saver,
and I shall make sure no one ever harms a dragon again.
Dragon, would you do the honors?
My apologies. I, too, had beans for breakfast.
(ALL LAUGHING)
(HUMMING)
(SIGHS) Whew.
This is taking forever.
Sure wish I had an extra pair of hands.
I said I wish I had an extra pair of hands here.
Hey!
(CHATTERS ANGRILY)
(STRAINING)
(PANTING)
Phew!
You gotta be kidding.
WILE: Trouble, neighbor?
Oh, hey. No, no. No trouble, just a little yard work.
So that's what you are calling it.
(GASPS) How prehistoric.
You realize how far we've come since the Stone Age, hmm?
It works for me.
Does it?
(WHIRRING)
-Hey! -Oh, great.
No wonder your yard's such an eyesore. Put your eyes on this!
My Leafocalypse.
It has 18 manatee power and three kinds of Wi-Fi.
Eighteen sea cows, huh?
Let me show you the future of lawn maintenance.
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
(PANICKED CHATTERING)
Turn it off!
What?
(SQUEAKS SCREAMING)
(PANICKED CHATTERING)
Squeaks!
(MACHINE SAWING)
(MACHINE STOPS)
BOTH: Phew!
(BOTH SCREAM)
(CHATTERING ANGRILY)
-(SOBBING) -I know, buddy. I know.
Perfection.
Yep. Pretty good, all right. Except, uh, I think you missed one, doc.
Huh?
(GROANS)
(SINGSONGY) Good-bye.
(TEETH CHATTERING)
Argh.
Huh?
(GRUNTS)
(WHIRRING)
(GASPS)
(BUZZING)
-(BEEPS) -(WHIRRING STOPS)
WILE: (WEAKLY) Quite the clean yard, hmm?
Certainly clean of coyotes.
But the leaf's still here.
Such a complex predator. Such a worthy opponent.
What's your weakness?
Everybody's got a weakness.
Of course.
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(INDISTINCT)
(MUSIC STOPS)
You messed with the wrong suburban home owner, buddy.
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(YELLS)
(BIRDS TWITTERING)
(YELPS)
-Hey, doc? -I know, I know.
Let's get toasty.
(GASPS)
Uh-oh.
(SCREAMING)
No! Stay away from me!
(GASPING)
(MACHINE POWERING DOWN)
Perfection.
(GROANS)
(CHUCKLES) That'll do, Squeaks. That'll do.
(SQUEAKS LAUGHING)
Now that's how it's done.
(SQUEAKS)