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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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♪ Going down the rabbit hole

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♪ Where we're going no one knows

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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪

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(FLUTTERING)

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-(GUNSHOTS)
-(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

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SAM: Go on, get!
you strong and silent types.

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(GUNSHOTS)

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Ha! That's the easiest heist
I ever pulled!

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They don't say nothing.

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And no one standing in my way.

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Whoo-hoo!

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I'm rich!

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I'm the one percent!

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I'm in the... (COUGHS)

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I'm in the fog, that's what.

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Oh, well,
I suppose you're
looking for a hand out.

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Well, hands off.

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Get a job, you hippie.

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Ah, but, brudder,

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perhaps you have
missed something.

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For I possess
the greatest treasure
in the entire universe.

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Wait, what?

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You best hand over
that treasure right now.

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I cannot just
give it to you.

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Why the heck not?

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One must make room
for a treasure so vast.

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Yeah, make room.

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You're right.
How much room?

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Only when you give away
everything,

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shall you receive
such epic treasures.

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Boy, that must be
a lot of treasure.

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Yep.

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(SNAPS FINGER)
All right, I'm in.

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You stay right here.

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Stupid rabbit. Whoa!

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SAM:
That's a long way down.

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A prosperous journey begins
with the first step.

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You're right.
Well, let's get a-stepping.

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Whoo-hoo!

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Money, money, money!
Rich, rich, rich!

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Whoa!

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(GRUNTING)

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Expletive! Oh!

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(GROANING IN PAIN)

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(BELL TOLLS)

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(GROANING)

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(MUMBLING)

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-Go on, Lucas.
-(CLATTERING)

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Fry, free, Froo-Froo.

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Good luck, Sam Junior!

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(GRUNTING)

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(HORSE NEIGHING)

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(MEOWS)

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All right, everybody,
you know the drill.

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-But, Sam...
-You robbed us last week.

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I ain't a-taking,
I'm a-givin'.

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Now, you, sir, get my canteen,

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coffee mug,
a stuffed raccoon for you.

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Mustache comb.

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-But I don't have a...
-(GUN COCKS)

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Thank you.

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My bowling shirts,
my boxer shorts...

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You might want to wash those.

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Aunt Sadie's
spoon collection...

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A dead bird.

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(PANTING)

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All right,
I did what you said.

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I gave it all away.

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Everything?

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Why, as sure as my name's
Yosemite Sam!

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Ah, but Yosemite,

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one must also give away
one's identity.

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Ugh, for Pete's sake!

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(SAM PANTING)

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Closed? "In observation of
National Inconvenience Day.

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"We will not open
until 2:00 p.m."

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Do I got to do
everything myself?

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Well... Sayonara.

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Whoo-hoo!

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I got rid of my identity.

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Oh, hi, Sam.

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Oh, of course,

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it's the clothes
that make the man.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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(GOAT BLEATING)

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(PANTING)

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All right, swami,

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I gave away my identity!

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Now tee up that treasure.

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To receive such gifts,

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one must cleanse
one's body and soul.

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-A bath?
-And...

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(SHAVER WHIRRING)

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Oh, there ain't a snowball's
chance in...

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(GRUNTS)

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I guess you do not desire
such treasures.

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-(WHIRRING)
-(MUFFLED) Give me that.

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(MUTTERING)

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(MUTTERING CONTINUES)

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(SHAVER WHIRRING)

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(MEOWS)

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(PANTING)

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BUGS:
Did you scrub behind the ears?

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(MUTTERING)

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(SAM PANTING)

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All right, I'm back!

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And what is your name?

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I do not have one.

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Then, you are now
ready for the...

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-Treasure?
-No.

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The final test.

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Oh, for Pete's sake,

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I can't give away
anything else!

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You must give away your anger.

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Wha...
Anger!

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Why, you yellow-bellied,
flea-bitten...

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Treasure.

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Cute, lovely,
fluffy little guru, you.

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-(GONGS)
-You have passed.

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What? I'm rich!

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I'm wealthy!
I'm jumpin' around!

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Now, where's my treasure?

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But, brudder,
you've had it all along.

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Wait... What?

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Where?

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For it is in the giving
that you receive

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and now there is room
for love in your heart.

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But I don't want any of that!

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And now I've got nothing!

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Yet, you are rich,
with inner peace!

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(GRUNTING)

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(YELLING)

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(GRUNTS)

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A prosperous journey
begins with the first step.

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(LOUD THUD)

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But it's a doozy.

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Namaste.

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(SQUEAKING)

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(SLURPING)

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(SQUEAKING)

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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-(WHIMPERING)
-(GRUNTS)

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-(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
-(NINJAS GRUNTING)

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Oh-oh. (SQUEALING)

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(NINJAS GRUNTING)

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(SQUEAKING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(SNORING)

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Time to bring a little culture
into this neck of the woods.

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(INHALES SHARPLY)

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-(MUFFLED TRUMPET)
-What?

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Hey, what gives, Squeaks?

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Shouldn't you be out
collecting nuts?

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(SQUEAKING)

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(MIMICS GRUNTING)

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Hold on there,
nuts for brains.

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Everybody knows
you're not supposed
to disturb ninjas

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while they're meditating.

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It's common knowledge.

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(BLOWS TRUMPET)

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(SQUEAKING)

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(ALL GRUNT)

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(SQUEAKING)

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(ALL GRUNT)

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-(SQUEAKING)
-(NINJAS GRUNTING)

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Squeaks, I thought
you was talking about
real Ninjas!

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You mean, you let
these little pip squeaks
give you the business?

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Ah, you're so cute,
you little fellas, ain't ya?

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Run along now.

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(GRUNTS)

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(NINJAS GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(CRASHING)

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(NINJAS GRUNTING)

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Okay, Squeaks,

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I now understand
the nature of your problem.

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How about we go with this?

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(KNOB CLANKING)

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(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)

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(NINJAS GRUNT)

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(EXCLAIMING)

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-BUGS: Hi-yah!
-(GROANING)

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(NINJAS GRUNTING)

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(BUGS BUNNY EXCLAIMS)

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(NINJA YELPING)

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Ah!

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(WHIMPERING)

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BUGS:
Psst. Hey, doc, over here.

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Huh?

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(YELLS)

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(MUSIC CONTINUES)

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(NINJAS GRUNTING)

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Huh?

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(ALL YELLING)

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You know, I'm not sure
how long it's gonna take

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to fall to the center
of the Earth.

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But I think they're
close though.

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(CRASHING)

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NINJAS: Hot! Hot! Hot!

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(GROANING)

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Ninjas?

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I think these guys
are more like "singes."

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Get it? Singes?

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Not buying that one, huh?

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Well, they can't all
be winners. (WHIMPERS)

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(NINJAS GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTS LOUDLY)

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You have picked
the wrong samurai
to mess with!

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-Whoa!
-(CLATTERING)

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-(WHINNYING)
-(CLATTERING)

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-A little help?
-(SQUEAKING)

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(GRUNTS)

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-(YELPING)
-(NINJA GRUNTS)

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Ah!

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(WHIMPERING)

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(GUNFIRE)

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It's like those acorns
don't even faze him.

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(GRUNTS)

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(GRUNTING)

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(HUMMING)

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Whoa!

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(MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SQUEAKS)

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(GRUNTING)

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(MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY)

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(MUFFLED MUSIC)

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(GRUNTING)

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(NINJA YELPING)

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(SQUEAKS)

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(GASPS)

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(NINJAS GRUNTING)

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(ROARS)

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(NINJAS YELPING)

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(PLAYING TRUMPET)

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Hey, uh, shouldn't you be out
collecting nuts?

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(SQUEAKS)

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(NINJAS GRUNTING)

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(SCATTING)