(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ Going down the rabbit hole
♪ Where we're going no one knows
♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
(FLUTTERING)
-(GUNSHOTS) -(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
SAM: Go on, get! you strong and silent types.
(GUNSHOTS)
Ha! That's the easiest heist I ever pulled!
They don't say nothing.
And no one standing in my way.
Whoo-hoo!
I'm rich!
I'm the one percent!
I'm in the... (COUGHS)
I'm in the fog, that's what.
Oh, well, I suppose you're looking for a hand out.
Well, hands off.
Get a job, you hippie.
Ah, but, brudder,
perhaps you have missed something.
For I possess the greatest treasure in the entire universe.
Wait, what?
You best hand over that treasure right now.
I cannot just give it to you.
Why the heck not?
One must make room for a treasure so vast.
Yeah, make room.
You're right. How much room?
Only when you give away everything,
shall you receive such epic treasures.
Boy, that must be a lot of treasure.
Yep.
(SNAPS FINGER) All right, I'm in.
You stay right here.
Stupid rabbit. Whoa!
SAM: That's a long way down.
A prosperous journey begins with the first step.
You're right. Well, let's get a-stepping.
Whoo-hoo!
Money, money, money! Rich, rich, rich!
Whoa!
(GRUNTING)
Expletive! Oh!
(GROANING IN PAIN)
(BELL TOLLS)
(GROANING)
(MUMBLING)
-Go on, Lucas. -(CLATTERING)
Fry, free, Froo-Froo.
Good luck, Sam Junior!
(GRUNTING)
(HORSE NEIGHING)
(MEOWS)
All right, everybody, you know the drill.
-But, Sam... -You robbed us last week.
I ain't a-taking, I'm a-givin'.
Now, you, sir, get my canteen,
coffee mug, a stuffed raccoon for you.
Mustache comb.
-But I don't have a... -(GUN COCKS)
Thank you.
My bowling shirts, my boxer shorts...
You might want to wash those.
Aunt Sadie's spoon collection...
A dead bird.
(PANTING)
All right, I did what you said.
I gave it all away.
Everything?
Why, as sure as my name's Yosemite Sam!
Ah, but Yosemite,
one must also give away one's identity.
Ugh, for Pete's sake!
(SAM PANTING)
Closed? "In observation of National Inconvenience Day.
"We will not open until 2:00 p.m."
Do I got to do everything myself?
Well... Sayonara.
Whoo-hoo!
I got rid of my identity.
Oh, hi, Sam.
Oh, of course,
it's the clothes that make the man.
(EXCLAIMS)
(GOAT BLEATING)
(PANTING)
All right, swami,
I gave away my identity!
Now tee up that treasure.
To receive such gifts,
one must cleanse one's body and soul.
-A bath? -And...
(SHAVER WHIRRING)
Oh, there ain't a snowball's chance in...
(GRUNTS)
I guess you do not desire such treasures.
-(WHIRRING) -(MUFFLED) Give me that.
(MUTTERING)
(MUTTERING CONTINUES)
(SHAVER WHIRRING)
(MEOWS)
(PANTING)
BUGS: Did you scrub behind the ears?
(MUTTERING)
(SAM PANTING)
All right, I'm back!
And what is your name?
I do not have one.
Then, you are now ready for the...
-Treasure? -No.
The final test.
Oh, for Pete's sake,
I can't give away anything else!
You must give away your anger.
Wha... Anger!
Why, you yellow-bellied, flea-bitten...
Treasure.
Cute, lovely, fluffy little guru, you.
-(GONGS) -You have passed.
What? I'm rich!
I'm wealthy! I'm jumpin' around!
Now, where's my treasure?
But, brudder, you've had it all along.
Wait... What?
Where?
For it is in the giving that you receive
and now there is room for love in your heart.
But I don't want any of that!
And now I've got nothing!
Yet, you are rich, with inner peace!
(GRUNTING)
(YELLING)
(GRUNTS)
A prosperous journey begins with the first step.
(LOUD THUD)
But it's a doozy.
Namaste.
(SQUEAKING)
(SLURPING)
(SQUEAKING)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
-(WHIMPERING) -(GRUNTS)
-(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) -(NINJAS GRUNTING)
Oh-oh. (SQUEALING)
(NINJAS GRUNTING)
(SQUEAKING)
(GRUNTING)
(SNORING)
Time to bring a little culture into this neck of the woods.
(INHALES SHARPLY)
-(MUFFLED TRUMPET) -What?
Hey, what gives, Squeaks?
Shouldn't you be out collecting nuts?
(SQUEAKING)
(MIMICS GRUNTING)
Hold on there, nuts for brains.
Everybody knows you're not supposed to disturb ninjas
while they're meditating.
It's common knowledge.
(BLOWS TRUMPET)
(SQUEAKING)
(ALL GRUNT)
(SQUEAKING)
(ALL GRUNT)
-(SQUEAKING) -(NINJAS GRUNTING)
Squeaks, I thought you was talking about real Ninjas!
You mean, you let these little pip squeaks give you the business?
Ah, you're so cute, you little fellas, ain't ya?
Run along now.
(GRUNTS)
(NINJAS GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(CRASHING)
(NINJAS GRUNTING)
Okay, Squeaks,
I now understand the nature of your problem.
How about we go with this?
(KNOB CLANKING)
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
(NINJAS GRUNT)
(EXCLAIMING)
-BUGS: Hi-yah! -(GROANING)
(NINJAS GRUNTING)
(BUGS BUNNY EXCLAIMS)
(NINJA YELPING)
Ah!
(WHIMPERING)
BUGS: Psst. Hey, doc, over here.
Huh?
(YELLS)
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(NINJAS GRUNTING)
Huh?
(ALL YELLING)
You know, I'm not sure how long it's gonna take
to fall to the center of the Earth.
But I think they're close though.
(CRASHING)
NINJAS: Hot! Hot! Hot!
(GROANING)
Ninjas?
I think these guys are more like "singes."
Get it? Singes?
Not buying that one, huh?
Well, they can't all be winners. (WHIMPERS)
(NINJAS GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS LOUDLY)
You have picked the wrong samurai to mess with!
-Whoa! -(CLATTERING)
-(WHINNYING) -(CLATTERING)
-A little help? -(SQUEAKING)
(GRUNTS)
-(YELPING) -(NINJA GRUNTS)
Ah!
(WHIMPERING)
(GUNFIRE)
It's like those acorns don't even faze him.
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTING)
(HUMMING)
Whoa!
(MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING)
(SQUEAKS)
(GRUNTING)
(MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY)
(MUFFLED MUSIC)
(GRUNTING)
(NINJA YELPING)
(SQUEAKS)
(GASPS)
(NINJAS GRUNTING)
(ROARS)
(NINJAS YELPING)
(PLAYING TRUMPET)
Hey, uh, shouldn't you be out collecting nuts?
(SQUEAKS)
(NINJAS GRUNTING)
(SCATTING)