1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,613 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:04,656 --> 00:00:08,008 - Ah! There you are. 3 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,751 You good, ancestors? 4 00:00:12,795 --> 00:00:14,449 I don't want to think about what Nate and Zari 5 00:00:14,492 --> 00:00:16,103 were doing in there to make you fall off my wrist 6 00:00:16,146 --> 00:00:17,756 in the middle of the night. 7 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,541 - Actually, after several rounds of me 8 00:00:19,584 --> 00:00:21,108 kicking your butt in "Mortal Kombat," 9 00:00:21,151 --> 00:00:22,500 you complained of your Totem being-- 10 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:24,546 - Being too tight on my gaming arm. 11 00:00:24,589 --> 00:00:27,070 So I loosened it up a little. 12 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:28,854 Oh, thank goodness! 13 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:30,856 That's why you spent the night underneath the couch. 14 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:32,206 Oh. 15 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:33,511 - Before you go, B, 16 00:00:33,555 --> 00:00:34,904 I have an important message. 17 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:36,253 - It's cool, G. 18 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:38,255 We can skip my morning horoscope. 19 00:00:38,299 --> 00:00:41,302 Running late for another team meeting and misplacing my Totem? 20 00:00:41,345 --> 00:00:44,740 Couldn't be more obvious that Mercury's in retrograde. 21 00:00:44,783 --> 00:00:46,350 - According to the Temporal Chronometer, 22 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:48,700 today is your birthday. 23 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:51,529 - Whoa. I'm a quarter century! 24 00:00:51,573 --> 00:00:54,054 - Happy birthday! 25 00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:55,403 - Okay! 26 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:57,100 Thanks to Kayla's pod tracker, 27 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:59,189 we have a new advantage in preventing 28 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:01,365 displaced aliens from screwing with the timeline. 29 00:01:01,409 --> 00:01:02,932 - Gideon, can you please run a scan? 30 00:01:02,975 --> 00:01:04,455 - Right away, Co-Captain Sharpe. 31 00:01:04,499 --> 00:01:06,153 [electronic clicking] 32 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:08,198 - All right, well, I'm all in, 'cause mind-melding 33 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:11,288 with that giant sandworm left me with a nasty migraine. 34 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:12,942 But... [weapon powers up] 35 00:01:12,985 --> 00:01:14,813 I suped-up my pequeña amiga 36 00:01:14,857 --> 00:01:17,555 with a special surprise for the next space vermin. 37 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:20,123 - No need for surprises, guys. 38 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,777 - Uh, called it! Shows up late, 39 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,126 wearing the clothes that he slept in, 40 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,997 but still had time for breakfast, 41 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:28,523 which means I am out of bathroom cleaning rotation for a month. 42 00:01:28,566 --> 00:01:29,698 - Ugh. - Hey. 43 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:31,352 Yeah, no surprises, 44 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:33,745 just slowly losing all of our free will to Astra. 45 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:35,791 - Oh, good. 'Cause who needs surprises 46 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:38,489 when smoking a few bowls, watching your favorite sitcom 47 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:40,709 on Bestflix with friends and fam will do? 48 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:43,146 - Mm, that sounds like a very romantic evening 49 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:45,105 for you and Nate, but, oh, yeah, that's right. 50 00:01:45,148 --> 00:01:46,671 We don't know which of our Totems he decided 51 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:48,282 to have his sleepover in. - Pardon me, 52 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:49,761 but the pod's projected path 53 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:52,547 is Vancouver, British Columbia, 2023. 54 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:54,157 - All right, everybody! 55 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:56,551 Put on your, uh, toques and Canada Goose, 56 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:59,119 because we are going to the third-largest 57 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:01,817 metropolitan area in Canada! [whispers] Ah! 58 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:03,949 - [clears throat] 59 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:06,561 - Oh, "Raincouver," babe, it was right there. 60 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:08,389 - But it made sense! It's, like... 61 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:09,955 - It's okay. - Accurate information. 62 00:02:09,999 --> 00:02:11,696 Oh, Zari! You might just wanna call Nate. 63 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:13,176 Because even in the preventing business, 64 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:14,743 we could still use all hands on deck. 65 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:15,831 - Got it, girl. 66 00:02:15,874 --> 00:02:17,920 [engine powers up] 67 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:22,490 [phone ringing] 68 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:24,231 - Dad? 69 00:02:24,274 --> 00:02:26,233 Dad, is that you? Are you okay? 70 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:29,540 - Yeah. Why wouldn't I be? 71 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:31,890 - I need to see you right now. Where are you? 72 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:34,632 - Uh, hold on! I keep losing track 73 00:02:34,676 --> 00:02:36,852 of my stupid portal thingy. 74 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:38,593 I'll grab one. 75 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,725 - [exhales] Not how I thought 76 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:42,553 my day would go, but it's all good. 77 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:44,294 The universe has bigger plans. 78 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:45,991 - What's so special about today? 79 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:48,037 - It's a day that only comes around once a year. 80 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,734 - Aw, cute affirmation. 81 00:02:49,778 --> 00:02:52,389 Anyway, if these "baecations" between Nate and 1.0 82 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:54,478 are gonna become the "ushe," we need to work out a schedule. 83 00:02:54,522 --> 00:02:56,219 I did not sleep a wink this weekend 84 00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:57,568 because I was afraid he was just gonna 85 00:02:57,612 --> 00:02:59,222 sneak attack and pop out of the Totem. 86 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:01,616 - Look, I want Nate back today of all days. 87 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:02,660 Hey, Mick. - Hey, Mick. 88 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:03,792 - But we don't know 89 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:04,836 what's going on in the Totem. 90 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,011 What if he's, you know, 91 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:07,274 in flagrante delicto? 92 00:03:07,317 --> 00:03:08,623 - Okay, this is what I'm saying. 93 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:09,972 Do you not care that he's doing 94 00:03:10,015 --> 00:03:12,104 God knows what on your wrist? 95 00:03:12,148 --> 00:03:13,845 - [sighs] 96 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:16,500 [Totems whirring] 97 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:19,851 - Really? Come on, guys. 98 00:03:19,895 --> 00:03:21,201 - Oh, see this is what-- - I di--no! 99 00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:22,724 - What? 100 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:24,943 Oh! Huh? - Yep. Yeah. 101 00:03:24,987 --> 00:03:26,641 - Did you--[suggestive noise] - Uh-huh. 102 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:28,033 - Yeah, you did. - Wow, hello, hi. 103 00:03:28,077 --> 00:03:29,121 - How's she doing? - Rory! 104 00:03:29,165 --> 00:03:30,732 - You should see her. 105 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:33,822 [electrical buzzing] 106 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:39,044 [dramatic music] 107 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:42,744 - How long was I in that Totem? 108 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:45,747 [exciting synth music] 109 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:52,841 ♪ 110 00:03:57,106 --> 00:03:58,499 - She's pregnant. 111 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:01,023 - Uh, yeah, Rory, we time-jumped to 2023. 112 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:02,372 You opened a portal to Lita's future. 113 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:04,592 Lita, honey! It's so good to see you. 114 00:04:04,635 --> 00:04:06,463 You look beautiful, congratulations! 115 00:04:06,507 --> 00:04:08,726 - Thanks, Aunt Ava. 116 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:10,162 - She's pregnant. 117 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:13,296 - It's family reunion time! 118 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:16,212 Yes, refereed by Auntie Ava. 119 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,736 - Mick! You're gonna be a grandpappy! 120 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:27,136 - I can't believe you went and got yourself knocked up! 121 00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:30,313 - Got myself knocked up? 122 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:31,880 What do you call what you did with mom 123 00:04:31,923 --> 00:04:33,708 in my high school gym supply closet? 124 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:35,797 - Conceiving. - Really? 125 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,494 - I haven't see you in over a year, 126 00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:38,843 you don't answer any of my calls, 127 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:40,323 and that's all you have to say? 128 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,020 - What the hell are you talking about? 129 00:04:42,064 --> 00:04:43,370 - You know what, here I thought 130 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:44,501 the worst had happened, 131 00:04:44,545 --> 00:04:45,676 and that my baby would never 132 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,069 get to meet their grandfather, 133 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:48,505 but it turns out I was only half right, 134 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:51,073 because you're totally fine. 135 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:52,901 And you're still the same Mick Rory. 136 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:54,511 A deadbeat. 137 00:04:54,555 --> 00:04:55,860 - Ah-- [clears throat] 138 00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:57,645 I am not a-- I am not a deadbeat! 139 00:04:57,688 --> 00:04:59,211 Come back here, young lady! 140 00:04:59,255 --> 00:05:00,996 - Yeah, okay, okay, okay. Maybe let's just try 141 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:02,954 a little less shouting and a lot more listening 142 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:04,304 so that we can figure out why you disappeared 143 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:05,522 from your daughter's life, Mick. 144 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:07,481 - I'm not shouting! 145 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:09,700 - [sighs] 146 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:15,663 - Okay, the pod should make landfall soon. 147 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:18,143 [electronic bleeping] Ish. 148 00:05:18,187 --> 00:05:20,494 [flicking lighter repeatedly] 149 00:05:20,537 --> 00:05:23,497 [jazzy rock music] 150 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:30,591 ♪ 151 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:36,466 - Wait. 152 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:39,687 - You guys here for the "Bud Stuy" taping? 153 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:42,820 Here you go. - What the--what? 154 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:45,214 - I knew that was Imran Saeed in the back of that car! 155 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:46,911 - Wait, who is Imran Saeed, and 156 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:48,391 what is "Bud Stuy"? 157 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:49,566 - Like you didn't already know 158 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:50,915 it's my favorite sitcom 159 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:52,569 created by the Saeed brothers! 160 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:55,877 - Oh, right. - Gratitude overload. 161 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,748 Faking a mission and pretending like you forgot 162 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:59,576 today was my birthday so you could spring 163 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:01,404 "Bud Stuy" tickets on me? 164 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:02,884 Too good! 165 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:05,974 [quirky music] 166 00:06:07,236 --> 00:06:08,585 - Gang! 167 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:10,848 Thank you for keeping it under wraps. 168 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:12,981 It is so hard to pull this stuff off. 169 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:14,678 - [laughs] - Um, actually-- 170 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:17,072 - [giggles dismissively] 171 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,379 - Yeah, it was all Zari's idea. 172 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:22,077 - The pod tracker doesn't even work. 173 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:25,559 We love you so much. Happy birthday. 174 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:30,999 - Yeah, so you better get in there, birthday boy! 175 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:33,436 Before I change my mind. 176 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:36,700 - Come on! 177 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:38,006 - [under breath] What have we done? 178 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,181 - [scoffs] Wait, Spooner! 179 00:06:39,224 --> 00:06:40,922 Not you, come on. 180 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:43,359 Okay, the pod's further out this way. 181 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,361 [bright music playing] 182 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,884 - What is so special about this show? 183 00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:48,582 It doesn't look popular. 184 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,888 - Well, that's because it only lasted two seasons. 185 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:53,021 In high school, Behrad used to stay up all night, 186 00:06:53,064 --> 00:06:54,849 get high, and watch reruns on Bestflix. 187 00:06:54,892 --> 00:06:56,285 - [sighs] Within pop culture, 188 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:58,243 "Bud Stuy" had more of a cult following. 189 00:06:58,287 --> 00:06:59,767 - Oh. Sounds like a lame cult. 190 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:02,160 People with low ambition going nowhere in life. 191 00:07:02,204 --> 00:07:04,032 - Ooh. - Take it easy on B. 192 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:05,903 It wasn't like any of us were saving the world 193 00:07:05,947 --> 00:07:07,427 when we were in high school. 194 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:09,559 - I mean, technically, I was becoming 195 00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:11,605 a global brand and building a Fortune 500 company. 196 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:13,258 - [scoffs] 197 00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:14,825 - But it's your birthday, so who's keeping track? 198 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:16,610 - Figured it was stressful enough having 199 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:18,786 one global superstar in the fam-bam. 200 00:07:18,829 --> 00:07:20,701 "Bud Stuy's" charm was that it wasn't trying 201 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:22,224 to appeal to everyone. 202 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:23,878 But it meant a lot to me. 203 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:25,836 And wait till you see Imran Saeed. 204 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,360 My all-time favorite actor. 205 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:31,755 Oh. Show's startin'. Time to get hype! 206 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:34,192 Whoo! Yeah! 207 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:37,326 - Pod should be entering our atmosphere any minute now. 208 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:39,241 [electronic beeping accelerates] 209 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:40,808 - Speak of the devil. 210 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:43,854 [explosion and hissing] 211 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:47,945 - "Bud Stuy" was filmed in front of a live studio audience. 212 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:50,948 [cheers and applause] 213 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:53,734 [dynamic music] 214 00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:54,778 - Bro! 215 00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:56,519 - Whoo! [laughter] 216 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:58,913 - I got a DJ-ing gig. It's tonight! 217 00:07:58,956 --> 00:08:01,045 [audience cheers] 218 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:02,830 [cheers and laughter] 219 00:08:02,873 --> 00:08:05,006 - Wait, aren't you supposed to be working a shift 220 00:08:05,049 --> 00:08:06,529 at your parents' bakery tonight? 221 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:07,661 - No, no, no. My days 222 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:09,010 of pimping jalebito... 223 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:11,795 both: Hipsters in Bushwick are over. 224 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:13,362 - I'm not missing out on spinning 225 00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:16,147 at little Joshy Steinberg's bar mitzvah. 226 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:17,758 Tonight he enters adulthood. 227 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:21,022 As well as the 36 chambers of the Wu-Tang Clan. 228 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:23,154 - They're kids. Just play something young 229 00:08:23,198 --> 00:08:25,505 and poppy and dumb, like Dragon Girl. 230 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,550 - Rude. - Damn. 231 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:29,596 - How are you gonna tell your parents you're skipping work? 232 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:32,947 - Oh, I'm gonna honestly explain that I'm pursuing my passion. 233 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:35,689 I have a dream. It's up to me to follow it. 234 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,736 And then I'm gonna get smacked. 235 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:42,609 [thunderous rumbling] 236 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:43,871 - What do you think you're doing? 237 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:45,176 - Preventing. 238 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:48,179 [high-pitched whirring] 239 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:51,139 [whooshing] 240 00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:53,881 [sighs] Damn. 241 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:56,405 - Sleeping gummies, reading gummies, naughty gummies. 242 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:58,233 - You're really gonna get high? 243 00:08:58,276 --> 00:09:00,670 To tell your parents you're quitting the family business 244 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,672 to pursue DJ-ing? 245 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:05,196 Bismillah! [laughter] 246 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,764 - Well, how else would I get through 247 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:11,986 such a deep, meaningful conversation? 248 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:13,422 [laughs] 249 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,424 Life's a trip! 250 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,818 If you got the right accoutrement for the ride. 251 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:19,646 - [laughs] 252 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,865 - This sounds like a terrible... 253 00:09:21,909 --> 00:09:23,301 - This show is too niche. 254 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:24,912 We need something to make it a mass hit. 255 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:27,610 [loud crash] 256 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,744 - Finally, something interesting happens on this show. 257 00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:32,180 - This is not supposed to happen. 258 00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:36,358 [electricity buzzing] 259 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,578 [clattering] 260 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:42,886 [alien squeaking] [audience awws] 261 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,453 [alien warbling] 262 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:47,456 [laughter and awws] 263 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:49,240 [together] Uhh... 264 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,678 - Okay, am I tripping, or did my personal stash 265 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,897 get mixed up with the prop stash again? 266 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:55,943 [alien warbles] 267 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:57,684 - Go, go! 268 00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:59,163 [alien squeaks] 269 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:01,252 [suspenseful music] 270 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:03,341 [alien growls and cries] 271 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:04,516 - That was a classic! 272 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:07,824 [laughter] 273 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,000 - And cut! 274 00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:12,089 [production bell rings] 275 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,830 [cheers and applause] 276 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:16,920 - So this "surprise" is really starting to give off 277 00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:19,923 an "improvised lie that backfired" vibe. 278 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,664 - Listen-- - It's cool! 279 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,492 Little tropey, but, 280 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:25,886 guess we're doing a sitcom mission. 281 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:28,540 [audience cheering] 282 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:31,631 [suspenseful theremin music] 283 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,114 - Hey, little guy. 284 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:40,422 Yeah, yeah, you. Yeah, the camera loves you. 285 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,076 Just come on over. 286 00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:43,555 [alien squeaks] 287 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,122 - Come here, little guy. 288 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,037 You're ruining one of my favorite episodes. 289 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:49,431 [alien warbling] - Look, Kam. 290 00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,563 I know we've had our creative disagreements, 291 00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:54,523 but crashing the taping with an animatronic alien? 292 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:56,699 - Right. 293 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:59,571 Hey, buddy. Come here. 294 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:01,835 Wow. Lookit, it's so cute. 295 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:04,664 [high-pitched screeching] 296 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,491 - It's okay, buddy. It's okay. 297 00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:10,713 - [chirps and whirs] - There you go. 298 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:13,150 Well, this animatronic alien is adorable. 299 00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:14,717 And the audience ate it up. 300 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,284 So if we're ever gonna be more than a cult show 301 00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:17,851 we need a gag that's a little less foreign. 302 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:20,636 - Less foreign? It's a freakin' alien, man. 303 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,856 - I want broader appeal. - You want less Muslim. 304 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,640 - You don't know what religion the alien is. 305 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,469 - Okay. This thing is freaking me out. 306 00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:29,514 The puppeteer is going really method, 307 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:32,213 because this thing is way too lifelike. 308 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:33,693 - Remember how we got here. 309 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,564 I was your first audience. 310 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,000 The one who encouraged you 311 00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,046 and drove you to all your stand-up gigs. 312 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:42,179 Have I ever steered you wrong before? 313 00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,098 - Can we at least reshoot the ending? 314 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,839 Hell, get some VFX money, make that crash 315 00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:50,971 look a little more convincing? 316 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,668 - We'll fix it in post. 317 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,279 [alien cooing] 318 00:11:57,934 --> 00:12:00,589 [alien warbling] - Aw. 319 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:03,331 That things adorable. See, Spooner? 320 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,202 - Uh, I think I'm gonna need a smaller gun. 321 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,248 - Hey! What are you still doing here? 322 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:08,815 Come on. 323 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,817 - Oh! We're just-- 324 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:14,037 - Hi, buddy. How's it going? 325 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,169 Ow! 326 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,607 You're no animatronic. 327 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:21,392 [alien warbling] 328 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:22,785 - Okay, Mickey, I get that 329 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,569 Lita's pregnancy's unexpected, you know? 330 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,310 It feels like only yesterday that we were watching her 331 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:28,095 grow up, but if I have learned anything 332 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,618 co-captaining the team on this ship, 333 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,751 it's that being a parent is really just about 334 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,883 being cool when things aren't really that cool, yeah? 335 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,406 Okay, where are we at with listening, Mick? 336 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:36,973 - [grunts loudly] - Captain Sharpe. 337 00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,888 You want another try at a sassy send-off attempt 338 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,107 for the record? - No! 339 00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,761 - Ooh, why are we power walking? 340 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,896 - Oh, look, she's studying. 341 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,072 It's excellent, right? 342 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,380 Hmm. Hi, Lita, honey. 343 00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,599 See, she's still in school. That's great, right, Mick? 344 00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,471 - Yeah, I have a big test coming up 345 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:59,387 in my intersectionality and feminist activism class. 346 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:02,259 It's where I met Niko. - [gasps] 347 00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:06,394 - You got knocked up by some creep taking a class for women? 348 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:08,091 - Let's see what else you've missed. 349 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,877 I'm vegan. I'm over my Sabbath phase. 350 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,704 I'm more into Fiona Apple. 351 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,750 And I'm donating all the money you left me in the shed 352 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,665 to AOC's future presidential run. 353 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,275 - Wow. 354 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,538 - Is there anything else you wanna judge me for? 355 00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,584 - You know what? Why don't you tell us 356 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,978 how you and Niko plan to raise the baby? 357 00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:27,850 - We're cohabitating. 358 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:32,246 The institution of marriage is too inherently patriarchal. 359 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,908 Oh, stupid swollen fingers. 360 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,824 - Here. - No, I got it. 361 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:49,089 - You know, uh, Gideon could have made you something. 362 00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,047 - Yeah, well, I don't have Gideon at school 363 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,789 just to make my life easier. 364 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,749 And usually Niko helps me with this stuff. 365 00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:00,448 [sighs] 366 00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:04,539 Okay. I am rational enough 367 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:09,152 to accept defeat, hangry enough to accept your help. 368 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:15,158 - You know, uh, some jars are like old, stubborn bastards. 369 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,813 They, uh, eventually open up. 370 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,859 [grunting] 371 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:24,211 [exhales] 372 00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:27,518 Tell me about Niko. 373 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:30,608 [sentimental music] 374 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,612 - Ugh. Would it have killed Kamran 375 00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:37,833 to lock his office door so the baby alien didn't escape? 376 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:41,576 - I can't believe you cut my sexy Totem time short for this. 377 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:44,144 Oh, by the way. She'd kill me if I forgot, 378 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,275 she said, "Hey." 379 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,408 - Hm. That's sweet. 380 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,410 Hey, girl. 381 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:53,240 What does she do in the Totem, for, like, you know, self-care? 382 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,937 - Mostly be at peace. 383 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,460 School the ancestors in poker, 384 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,506 but mainly she wanted to talk about B. 385 00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:01,074 - Really? - Yeah. 386 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,510 She wanted to know his current hair length, is he dating, 387 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,512 did he beat any of her high scores? 388 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,253 And for whatever reason, she asked me 389 00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:07,907 to keep an eye on him tonight to make sure he didn't 390 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,822 party too hard-- Oh! 391 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:12,650 I just got it. - Of course, 392 00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:14,739 even though she's stuck in mystical limbo, 393 00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:16,828 she didn't forget his birthday. 394 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,052 - There. You happy? 395 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:25,228 - Yeah. Maybe one with the both of us? 396 00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,404 I could snap it. Long arms. 397 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,885 - Behrad. Let's go. 398 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:32,496 - You know, by catching this alien, 399 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,107 we're actually preventing capitalism 400 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,978 from creating another monster. 401 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,849 - Yeah. A monster hit. 402 00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,547 - You sound like Zari. 403 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,418 Don't tell me you think the baby alien's cute too. 404 00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:42,898 - [scoffs] No, I don't think it's cute, 405 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,205 but there is no accounting mass taste. 406 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,989 - Look, no disrespect to the past six years, 407 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,035 but this is the biggest mission ever. 408 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:51,124 I'm not gonna let this alien ruin my favorite show. 409 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,734 - Don't be so dramatic. 410 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,301 All I'm saying is, your sister's got a point. 411 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,172 If it doesn't make money, it doesn't make sense. 412 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:59,175 [thumping] 413 00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:02,178 [mischievous music] 414 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:08,097 ♪ 415 00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:10,404 - You the new PA? 416 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,973 - Yeah. - Good. 417 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,323 'Cause all we have around here are those little coffee pods. 418 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,716 And we can't do that to Mother Earth. 419 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,240 - Totally. 420 00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:23,678 - Appareat coffeum. [magic warbling] 421 00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,203 Well, don't be shy. Get in there. 422 00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,771 Maybe your hero knows where his brother hid that thing. 423 00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:32,861 [plucky string music] 424 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,255 Astra Logue, Labor Relations. 425 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:39,737 Don't mind me. I am just here to observe your...labor. 426 00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:43,350 - What if the baby alien is in, like, alien WITSEC. 427 00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:45,700 Hiding out on Earth from the Big Bad 428 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:48,007 that destroyed his home planet. 429 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,922 - Sounds like a season of backstory and mythology. 430 00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,054 - Just to pitch it, 431 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,013 the baby alien was sent to Earth 432 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,884 on a rumspringa, 433 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:59,366 and is just trying to find the perfect party pad. 434 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:03,065 - That's just what we need. More aliens on the show. 435 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:06,155 - I don't know if, uh, caffeine is so good for the process. 436 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,940 But I could get you something groovier 437 00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,812 to help get the creative juices flowing. 438 00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:13,119 - This guy knows what's up! - [clears throat] 439 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,034 - Oh, uh, bro. Labor Relations. 440 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,471 - Mr. Saeed, where did your brother stash the baby alien? 441 00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,473 - You mean that stupid puppet? I don't know. 442 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,518 - Then we're done here. [snaps] 443 00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:25,261 ♪ 444 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,394 - Any luck? - Negative. 445 00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:29,831 But I did get a peek behind the curtain in the writer's room. 446 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,747 Trust me, you donot wanna know how the sausage gets made. 447 00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:34,096 [alien chirping] 448 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,620 - Oh, good. I think we found it. 449 00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,883 Meet us by the stages. 450 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,495 - Aw, hey, little guy. 451 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:44,802 Hey, I can promise you, alien hybrid to alien, 452 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,066 bananas, they're overrated. 453 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:50,243 Everything bagels, this is where it's at. 454 00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,984 [alien warbling] 455 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,596 Mm. Yeah, you wanna try it? 456 00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:59,426 Come on. Here you go. 457 00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:01,776 Hey, I know. - [grunts] 458 00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:03,212 [sighs] Let's get outta here. 459 00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,780 [alien whimpering] [energy blasting] 460 00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:09,175 - Hey, Astra. I don't think he likes that. 461 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:12,352 [alien warbling] 462 00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:15,442 [alien screeching] 463 00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:21,796 [screeching intensifies] - Uh! 464 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,450 - [groans] 465 00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:26,409 [high-pitched ringing] 466 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:27,976 - Ah! 467 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:31,806 - [sighs] There you are. 468 00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:36,158 [clears throat] I'm going to talk to props 469 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,507 about leaving things lying around. 470 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,162 Somebody could get hurt. [alien warbling] 471 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,903 all: What? 472 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:46,777 - All right, rise and shine, everyone. 473 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:49,476 We need a new strategy. Where is Behrad? 474 00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,391 - Late. Again. 475 00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,523 Let's sweeten the pot on the earlier bet. 476 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,221 If he doesn't show in the next five minutes, 477 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:58,267 loser becomes my personal fluff and fold. 478 00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:01,096 - Relax, relax. 479 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,054 I'm right here. 480 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,274 - Is that my brother? 481 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:09,452 - That's my pomade. I know the sheen anywhere. 482 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,367 - Communal bathroom, thought it was up for grabs. 483 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,413 And I just felt like shaking things up. 484 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:16,067 - I knew you had "leading man" hair in you. 485 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,504 All Tarazis have the gene. 486 00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,767 - Okay, let's just show Gary the-- 487 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:22,857 Wow, it really is mesmerizing. 488 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,554 - Thank you. 489 00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,730 - Ohh. 490 00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,341 A Gusarax! 491 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:31,039 - Baby Gus-Gus! It's got a nice ring to it. 492 00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:34,129 - You're coining merchandisable nicknames now? 493 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,479 - Why was Imran's brother able to grab Gus 494 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:39,308 without causing a Category 5 tantrum? 495 00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,919 - Well, Gusaraxes are bonded to their parents 496 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,617 during the, uh, developmental phase. 497 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:47,795 So if, uh, Gus-Gus is bonded to Imran's brother, 498 00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:49,318 you'll have to get him to bond with one of you, 499 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:52,103 but, heh, good luck with that! 500 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:53,844 They're attached to their parents at the hip 501 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:56,717 because that is where the teat is. 502 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,284 - Ugh. Don't say "teat." 503 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,155 - Captain Lance, I've detected that a new 504 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,418 "Bud Stuy" draft has been submitted to the studio. 505 00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:05,247 Episode titled, "First Contact High." 506 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,336 - New cup? 507 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,425 - Hm, weird. Wharton is the business school 508 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,384 my maman and baba think I attend. 509 00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,734 - Hm. - [chokes] 510 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:14,952 "Wharton is the business school 511 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:16,345 my maman and baba think I attend"? 512 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:17,912 What's happening to me? 513 00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:19,783 - I think the change in your favorite show 514 00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:21,307 is having an effect on you. 515 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:24,135 - He's better groomed, better caffeinated. 516 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:25,920 I'd say Behrad got a free upgrade. 517 00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:28,444 - No, no, no, no. This is not good. 518 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:31,099 The butterfly effect from one small change in the timeline 519 00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:32,361 is too unpredictable. 520 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:35,582 That's how we lost Zari 1.0. 521 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:39,238 Okay, they're looking for the role of "nosy landlord." 522 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,761 - [inhales] - [inhales] He-- 523 00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:43,590 It's obviously me, I'm the trained actor. 524 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:45,896 I mean, it's gonna be a nosy, glamorous landlord, but 525 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,637 Nate, come with, run lines? 526 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,465 - All right, let's get you ready for that closeup. 527 00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:51,598 - Okay, great. Zari, once you book the part, 528 00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:53,643 you'll be in position to separate Gus-Gus 529 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,689 from Imran's brother and bond with him. 530 00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:57,430 Astra and B, make sure that 531 00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:59,214 this new script doesn't make it to air. 532 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,260 We have to ensure that Imran stays the star 533 00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,740 so that Behrad can stay himself. 534 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,742 [unintelligible chattering] 535 00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:09,485 [actor growling] 536 00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:12,836 - What do you mean I'm not a right fit for the r-- 537 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,099 You don't seem super great at your job. 538 00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:17,232 - The writers had a very specific vision in mind. 539 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,365 Someone who fits the new direction of the show. 540 00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:21,149 - Oh, did they? - Hey, Z. 541 00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:23,630 The sign by the complimentary mints said only take one, 542 00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:25,806 so, uh, keep this on the DL. 543 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,767 Nathaniel Heywood. No need to lie about my height, 544 00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:32,987 I am 6 foot... 545 00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,423 2. 546 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:37,426 Uh, currently living? Here and there. 547 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,472 I travel a lot for work. 548 00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:41,125 Is this for the CW? 549 00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:43,258 - Well, so much for plan Z. 550 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,173 But Nate's getting his big break. 551 00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:48,263 Finally, a win for straight, white men. 552 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,483 - Well, if I was rebooting a show with a flop first season, 553 00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:52,963 you'd be my pick. 554 00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:55,270 [exhales sharply] Who says stuff like that? 555 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,185 I don't wanna become some materialistic jerk 556 00:21:57,228 --> 00:21:59,840 with a Roth IRA, driving a car that burns gas, 557 00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:01,842 and pounding Red Eyes! 558 00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:03,670 - If this show is going off the rails, 559 00:22:03,713 --> 00:22:05,062 you need to talk to the person 560 00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:07,413 at the top of the food chain. 561 00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:08,762 [sighs, groans] 562 00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:12,766 [soft dramatic music] 563 00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:14,550 - "Faiz, it's the nosy landlord. 564 00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,378 "Hide all the bongs. 565 00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:19,076 Andthe baby alien." 566 00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:22,341 [scoffs] 567 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:23,951 As your boss, I gotta tell you, 568 00:22:23,994 --> 00:22:25,866 I'm good on the pharmaceuticals, bro. 569 00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:27,215 At least until this makeup sets. 570 00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:29,652 - You can't sell out, man! 571 00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,787 Growing up, my mom and dad looked at me 572 00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:36,311 and saw a future business school graduate. 573 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,008 The world saw a weird, Muslim kid 574 00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:40,446 they couldn't bother to figure out. 575 00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:42,970 But seeing you on TV, Imran, 576 00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:46,190 was the first time Isaw me. 577 00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:50,934 - That's great. 578 00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:53,241 But I gotta do what my brother tells me. 579 00:22:53,284 --> 00:22:55,112 - No, you don't. 580 00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:58,942 Dude, I flipped burgers, spun signs, 581 00:22:58,986 --> 00:23:00,988 but the gig I have now, 582 00:23:01,031 --> 00:23:03,904 it's the sweetest gig ever. 583 00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:08,299 Just had to let you know, I wouldn't have ended up here 584 00:23:08,343 --> 00:23:11,477 if I hadn't seen you on "Bud Stuy" so carefree. 585 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,436 It's like you gave me permission to leave home 586 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:18,614 and go on the craziest adventure of my life. 587 00:23:18,658 --> 00:23:21,356 Please, don't change your show. 588 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,403 It's perfect the way it is. 589 00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:28,450 - You must really love being a PA. 590 00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:30,583 Like a lot. 591 00:23:40,897 --> 00:23:43,030 - [under breath] Oh, come on. 592 00:23:44,118 --> 00:23:47,121 [alien quietly grunting] 593 00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:51,081 - Imran, the studio loves the baby alien in the new draft. 594 00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:53,040 And you're gonna love the casting for the nosy landlord. 595 00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:54,302 - Kam, this isn't working out. 596 00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:56,870 - I promise, the new guy pops. 597 00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:59,829 - This show was supposed to be about the things 598 00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:01,309 that make uslaugh. 599 00:24:01,352 --> 00:24:05,095 My life. I know, it's not for everyone. 600 00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:08,055 But to the people who get it, 601 00:24:08,098 --> 00:24:10,318 it's life-changing. 602 00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:14,235 You really not believe in that anymore? 603 00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:16,498 - What about the people who pay us to make a hit? 604 00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:18,631 The studio's threatening to cancel us. 605 00:24:18,674 --> 00:24:20,284 [alien sneezes] 606 00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:23,592 [laughter and awwing] 607 00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:26,900 [alien warbling] 608 00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:29,598 - Yeah, well, I'd rather have one person laughing 609 00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,992 in the audience than be a complete sellout. 610 00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:33,254 - Don't do this. 611 00:24:33,297 --> 00:24:34,908 - I quit. 612 00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:39,869 [dramatic music] 613 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:41,610 ♪ 614 00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,181 - [groaning] 615 00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:49,705 [sighs] 616 00:24:49,749 --> 00:24:51,751 - You okay? 617 00:24:51,794 --> 00:24:53,579 - Oh, yeah. I'm just trying to wrap 618 00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:55,145 Behrad's birthday gifts. 619 00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:56,799 You know, the edges have to be perfect, 620 00:24:56,843 --> 00:24:58,540 or the whole presentation is thrown off, that's all. 621 00:24:58,584 --> 00:25:01,630 [light, anxious music] 622 00:25:01,674 --> 00:25:02,849 I'm so sorry, honey. 623 00:25:02,892 --> 00:25:04,285 [chuckling] Are you okay? 624 00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:05,982 - Yeah. I'm just looking for my dad. 625 00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:07,549 I should head out soon. 626 00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,290 - So I take it you two buried the hatchet, then? 627 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,118 - Well, you know Mick. He runs a little hot, 628 00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:13,773 but he cools down eventually. 629 00:25:13,816 --> 00:25:16,036 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 630 00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:18,081 He was even asking all these questions about Niko, 631 00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:20,780 like, where he grew up, and his class schedule, 632 00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:23,347 and he's really interested in his cross-country training. 633 00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:25,524 Even down to the hours and the routes. 634 00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:28,178 Niko wants to compete in the Olympics. 635 00:25:28,222 --> 00:25:30,833 - Aw. See, I knew he'd come around. 636 00:25:30,877 --> 00:25:34,533 So, should we start planning a baby shower, then? 637 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,143 - Or a funeral! 638 00:25:36,186 --> 00:25:38,014 Look, take it from a trained assassin, 639 00:25:38,058 --> 00:25:40,277 you wanna murder somebody without a trace, 640 00:25:40,321 --> 00:25:43,237 you gather as much intel as possible. 641 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:47,023 Lita, your dad is gonna kill your boyfriend. 642 00:25:47,067 --> 00:25:50,026 [dramatic music] 643 00:25:50,070 --> 00:25:55,684 ♪ 644 00:25:55,728 --> 00:25:58,731 [Heatgun powering up] 645 00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:02,125 - What do you mean, Mr. Saeed's "booked for the day"? 646 00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:03,823 Un-book him. - And make it quick 647 00:26:03,866 --> 00:26:05,694 because she's the nice one. 648 00:26:05,738 --> 00:26:08,784 You don't want to upset me. - It's true. 649 00:26:08,828 --> 00:26:10,351 Good girl. 650 00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:13,136 [sighs] Where's Behrad? 651 00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:14,834 - Relax, he's just pulling himself together 652 00:26:14,877 --> 00:26:16,313 after Imran quit. 653 00:26:16,357 --> 00:26:17,793 The timeline hasn't changed that fast. 654 00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:19,316 - Hm. 655 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:20,622 [whooshing] 656 00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:22,319 [hip-hop music] 657 00:26:22,363 --> 00:26:24,670 - ♪ For real, King's beat! ♪ 658 00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:27,934 ♪ I just let that money talk 659 00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:29,675 ♪ Take it to the end 660 00:26:29,718 --> 00:26:32,286 - My parking needs validating. 661 00:26:33,766 --> 00:26:36,420 - I didn't know you had it in you. 662 00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:39,032 - Try to keep up. 663 00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:40,642 - ♪ I just let that money talk ♪ 664 00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:42,339 ♪ Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk ♪ 665 00:26:42,383 --> 00:26:44,080 - Wow. Who is-- 666 00:26:45,255 --> 00:26:47,127 Are you kidding me? 667 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:49,303 - The possibilities are endless-- 668 00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:51,348 Let me call you back. 669 00:26:51,392 --> 00:26:52,611 'Scuse me, can I help you? 670 00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:54,134 - You're gonna wanna try-com. 671 00:26:54,177 --> 00:26:56,919 We're members of the puppeteers union. 672 00:26:56,963 --> 00:26:58,747 - Yeah. We're gonna need to see proof 673 00:26:58,791 --> 00:27:01,184 that you're using union-certified puppeteers 674 00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:03,317 to operate the baby alien. 675 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:06,668 - I mean, unless you have something to hide. 676 00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:10,629 - Okay, it's not a puppet. 677 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,326 I swear, I was just waiting to get publicity 678 00:27:12,369 --> 00:27:14,023 all lined up before I broke the news. 679 00:27:14,067 --> 00:27:17,897 The world's first alien TV star is a gold mine. 680 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:19,812 - And you're just willing to stab your brother in the back 681 00:27:19,855 --> 00:27:20,943 for success? 682 00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:22,945 - Well, he does have a point. 683 00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:26,514 Gus-Gus is a vertical integration vehicle. 684 00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:29,212 I'm talking dolls, branding deals, 685 00:27:29,256 --> 00:27:32,651 you can build an entire universe out of this little guy. 686 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:33,913 The synergy's all there. 687 00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:34,914 - I like the way you think. 688 00:27:34,957 --> 00:27:36,393 - And we are leaving. 689 00:27:36,437 --> 00:27:39,440 Thank you so much for your time. 690 00:27:39,483 --> 00:27:41,747 [cellphone ringing] Hey, what the hell was that? 691 00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:43,313 - You wanna make something of your life? 692 00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:44,924 It takes a little ambition. 693 00:27:44,967 --> 00:27:47,013 Speak. 694 00:27:47,056 --> 00:27:49,363 - [stammering] 695 00:27:50,451 --> 00:27:53,149 [energy blasting] 696 00:27:53,193 --> 00:27:55,935 - Come on, Niko, pick up. 697 00:27:57,632 --> 00:27:59,721 - Oh, my God. Lita, look. 698 00:27:59,765 --> 00:28:02,071 Rory's strangling him! 699 00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:03,420 - Wait, are they... 700 00:28:03,464 --> 00:28:05,466 hugging? 701 00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:08,295 Huh! 702 00:28:08,948 --> 00:28:11,254 - I really wanna thank you for looking after my daughter 703 00:28:11,298 --> 00:28:13,604 while I was... 704 00:28:13,648 --> 00:28:15,476 Away. 705 00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:17,304 - Dad! 706 00:28:17,347 --> 00:28:19,088 I thought you were gonna kill him! 707 00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:20,568 - I was. - Dad! 708 00:28:20,611 --> 00:28:21,569 - No, no! It's okay. 709 00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:23,310 We talked it out. 710 00:28:23,353 --> 00:28:25,486 Mr. Rory came around to seeing how bad it would look 711 00:28:25,529 --> 00:28:28,402 if the author of post-feminist empowerment lit 712 00:28:28,445 --> 00:28:30,621 killed his daughter's boyfriend. 713 00:28:30,665 --> 00:28:32,580 - Oh, really? 714 00:28:34,016 --> 00:28:37,367 - I want my grandchild to have something I didn't. 715 00:28:37,411 --> 00:28:40,719 Two loving parents. 716 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,199 - You see? 717 00:28:43,243 --> 00:28:45,158 You never told me your dad was this cool. 718 00:28:45,201 --> 00:28:48,161 He totally understands how we got caught up in the moment. 719 00:28:48,204 --> 00:28:51,512 He said the same thing happened to him and Kayla. 720 00:28:51,555 --> 00:28:53,427 - You mean you and mom? 721 00:28:53,470 --> 00:28:55,168 - Wait. 722 00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:57,823 You and Kayla? 723 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,175 - [crying softly] 724 00:29:02,218 --> 00:29:04,307 - Are you okay? 725 00:29:04,351 --> 00:29:05,918 - [sniffles] 726 00:29:05,961 --> 00:29:07,310 - Are you crying? 727 00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:09,008 - No! - It's-- 728 00:29:09,051 --> 00:29:10,487 It's okay, Mr. Rory. 729 00:29:10,531 --> 00:29:13,273 Let those toxic man-tears flow. 730 00:29:15,231 --> 00:29:17,843 Rest in peace, Kayla. 731 00:29:21,934 --> 00:29:24,284 - Um, okay. I'll see you later. 732 00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:25,807 I'm just gonna make sure he gets home okay. 733 00:29:25,851 --> 00:29:28,767 He's been acting really strange lately. 734 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:31,552 - [sighs] Yeah. 735 00:29:31,595 --> 00:29:33,293 Real strange. 736 00:29:33,336 --> 00:29:36,296 [engine decelerating] 737 00:29:36,339 --> 00:29:38,254 [ominous music] 738 00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:40,213 - Your keys, sir. 739 00:29:40,256 --> 00:29:42,737 [magic zapping] 740 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,087 - Behrad, wait. 741 00:29:45,131 --> 00:29:46,088 - We're trying to get the timeline 742 00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:48,047 back on track, remember? 743 00:29:48,090 --> 00:29:49,091 - Who's this tool? 744 00:29:49,135 --> 00:29:50,658 - What? 745 00:29:50,701 --> 00:29:52,355 - Hand over the keys. 746 00:29:52,399 --> 00:29:53,704 Unless you wanna take a ride, babe. 747 00:29:53,748 --> 00:29:55,445 - If you call me babe 748 00:29:55,489 --> 00:29:57,012 one more time. 749 00:29:57,056 --> 00:29:58,840 - Okay, that's enough. You need to come with us. 750 00:29:58,884 --> 00:30:00,146 - Come on. 751 00:30:00,189 --> 00:30:01,625 - That's a lawsuit, brah. 752 00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:03,497 [scoffs] - Sure you can afford that? 753 00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:05,151 - Where is your Totem? 754 00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:06,500 - Totem? 755 00:30:06,543 --> 00:30:07,806 It's a Rollie. 756 00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:10,417 [suspenseful music] 757 00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:11,853 [magic whooshing] 758 00:30:11,897 --> 00:30:13,855 - [sighs] Nate. 759 00:30:13,899 --> 00:30:15,726 - What happened? Where'd it go. 760 00:30:15,770 --> 00:30:18,599 - When he joined the team, he stole the Totem from home. 761 00:30:18,642 --> 00:30:22,037 If he never did that, th-- 762 00:30:22,081 --> 00:30:23,691 - You're coming with us! 763 00:30:23,734 --> 00:30:26,085 My girlfriend's in that Totem, you tool. 764 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:29,044 - Who lives in this dump? 765 00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:31,133 - It's kind of hard to explain, but... 766 00:30:31,177 --> 00:30:33,440 I need you to chill while I go take care of something. 767 00:30:33,483 --> 00:30:36,225 - Chill? I don't chill. 768 00:30:36,269 --> 00:30:38,097 I got money moves to make. 769 00:30:38,140 --> 00:30:40,316 - Money moves? 770 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,537 Is that why you sabotaged the meeting with Kamran? 771 00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:46,409 - You're not the only one who understands mass appeal. 772 00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:49,630 Gus-Gus is going to be a global superstar. 773 00:30:49,673 --> 00:30:52,372 I'm bringing "Bud Stuy" to a whole new audience. 774 00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:53,895 Jealous? 775 00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:56,332 - No. Because the Behrad I know 776 00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:59,509 isn't some calculating business bro. 777 00:30:59,553 --> 00:31:02,034 - Yeah, well, maybe you don't know me at all. 778 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,601 [magic whooshing] 779 00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:06,865 Zari, what's going on? 780 00:31:10,433 --> 00:31:11,826 - [sighing] I'm sorry, Behrad. 781 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,219 - You can't leave me in here, Zari! 782 00:31:13,262 --> 00:31:15,264 - I'm not leaving you. I'm fixing this. 783 00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:16,526 [electronic bleeping] 784 00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:19,138 [door whooshing] 785 00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:22,358 - It's gonna be all right. 786 00:31:22,402 --> 00:31:23,794 - Is it? 787 00:31:23,838 --> 00:31:24,970 At least when your Zari lost Behrad, 788 00:31:25,013 --> 00:31:26,406 it wasn't her fault. 789 00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:28,408 - Enough with the "your Zari" stuff. 790 00:31:28,451 --> 00:31:29,931 You're my Zari too. - No, Nate. 791 00:31:29,975 --> 00:31:31,541 Your Zari is gone, and without the Totem, 792 00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:33,282 so is everything she sacrificed her life for. 793 00:31:33,326 --> 00:31:34,893 A decision I doubt she would have made if she knew 794 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:36,851 she was being replaced by a version of her who-- 795 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,548 [sighs] Who didn't realize how 796 00:31:38,592 --> 00:31:41,290 a sitcom literally changed her brother's life. 797 00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:43,771 - Z, we all messed up, but we gotta get moving. 798 00:31:43,814 --> 00:31:45,555 When this timeline catches up to Behrad, 799 00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:49,081 there's no telling who we're gonna be without him. 800 00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:55,000 - So, when were you gonna tell me about Kayla? 801 00:31:55,043 --> 00:31:56,697 Sounds like you really cared about her. 802 00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:59,047 - And do not leave out any details. 803 00:31:59,091 --> 00:32:01,963 Like, uh, when you got caught up in the moment-- 804 00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:02,964 cover your ears, Lita-- 805 00:32:03,008 --> 00:32:05,358 were there any, uh... 806 00:32:05,401 --> 00:32:07,838 tentacles involved? 807 00:32:07,882 --> 00:32:09,449 - Whoa! 808 00:32:09,492 --> 00:32:11,842 You dated an alien? 809 00:32:11,886 --> 00:32:12,974 - We didn't date. 810 00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:15,020 We, uh, we almost died. 811 00:32:15,063 --> 00:32:18,414 But then we, uh, then I-- 812 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:19,850 - Gross, dad. 813 00:32:19,894 --> 00:32:21,635 - So there were tentacles involved? 814 00:32:21,678 --> 00:32:23,593 - Yeah. Lots. It was mind-blowing. 815 00:32:23,637 --> 00:32:25,682 You jealous? Now, get out of here! 816 00:32:25,726 --> 00:32:28,772 I wanna spend some more time with my daughter. 817 00:32:30,644 --> 00:32:32,167 - Kamran. 818 00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:34,256 - Ugh. Now what? 819 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:36,824 - Listen, I know you worked your ass off for this moment. 820 00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:40,219 And our hard work is rarely celebrated. 821 00:32:40,262 --> 00:32:43,744 So I get how badly you wanna be seen, but... 822 00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:45,311 you know this isn't right. 823 00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:47,139 - Have you ever seen the show? 824 00:32:47,182 --> 00:32:48,836 My brother wasn't exactly making television 825 00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:51,012 that we could be proud of. 826 00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:52,753 - Well, you know what, 827 00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:54,581 he doesn't have to be a torch-bearer for all of us. 828 00:32:54,624 --> 00:32:56,191 That expectation is, honestly, 829 00:32:56,235 --> 00:32:58,672 unrealistic and, frankly, annoying. 830 00:32:58,715 --> 00:33:00,369 Your brother inspired people, 831 00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:03,329 not by trying to inspire people, but... 832 00:33:03,372 --> 00:33:05,374 just by being himself. 833 00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:08,551 - Well then too bad that he quit. 834 00:33:08,595 --> 00:33:11,815 - And-and that's how you wanna leave things? 835 00:33:11,859 --> 00:33:13,861 Don't let this be the fight that changes things between you, 836 00:33:13,904 --> 00:33:16,472 because once that happens, 837 00:33:16,516 --> 00:33:18,561 you could lose him forever. [production bell rings] 838 00:33:18,605 --> 00:33:20,999 - Which diaper do you wanna go with for the baby alien? 839 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:22,304 - Picture's up! 840 00:33:22,348 --> 00:33:23,871 - Two, I like the extra cushion. 841 00:33:23,914 --> 00:33:25,960 Look, picture's up. Like, right now. 842 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,180 There's nothing I can do. 843 00:33:28,223 --> 00:33:31,183 [dramatic music] 844 00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:35,491 ♪ 845 00:33:35,535 --> 00:33:37,841 - Instead of lighting up in the dark, all alone, 846 00:33:37,885 --> 00:33:40,888 you need to get your ass in there and take back your show. 847 00:33:40,931 --> 00:33:43,586 - You know, you're really pushy for Labor Relations. 848 00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:46,067 You can't make me go back! 849 00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:49,549 [suspenseful music] 850 00:33:49,592 --> 00:33:51,507 - [grunts] 851 00:33:51,551 --> 00:33:56,425 ♪ 852 00:33:56,469 --> 00:33:59,820 - "Bud Stuy" was filmed in front of a live studio audience. 853 00:33:59,863 --> 00:34:02,910 [cheers and applause] 854 00:34:04,651 --> 00:34:06,261 [knocking] - Oh, no! 855 00:34:06,305 --> 00:34:07,393 It's the nosy landlord! 856 00:34:07,436 --> 00:34:08,481 I have to hide the bong 857 00:34:08,524 --> 00:34:09,525 andthe baby alien! 858 00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:12,311 [laughter] 859 00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:14,922 [alien warbling] Sorry, buddy. 860 00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:16,924 [laughter] 861 00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:19,535 I didn't know it was inspection day! 862 00:34:19,579 --> 00:34:23,061 [laughter] 863 00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:26,281 [whispering] That's why it's called 864 00:34:26,325 --> 00:34:28,544 a surprise inspection. 865 00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:31,025 - That's why it's called a surprise inspection! 866 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:34,072 [muted laughter] 867 00:34:36,378 --> 00:34:38,554 I'm Nick Hunter. 868 00:34:38,598 --> 00:34:42,080 Intergalactic alien law enforcer. 869 00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:44,169 - What the hell is the nosy landlord doing? 870 00:34:44,212 --> 00:34:46,954 - No. [laughing nervously] 871 00:34:46,997 --> 00:34:48,564 You're the nosy landlord. 872 00:34:48,608 --> 00:34:50,175 - It's called a plot twist, 873 00:34:50,218 --> 00:34:51,741 amateur. 874 00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:53,917 Now where's Gus-Gus? 875 00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:55,484 [suspenseful music] 876 00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:56,920 Ah-ha! [alien chirps] 877 00:34:56,964 --> 00:34:58,226 [engine revving] 878 00:34:59,793 --> 00:35:06,843 ♪ 879 00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:08,715 [bystander screams] 880 00:35:10,934 --> 00:35:12,153 [engine revving] 881 00:35:12,197 --> 00:35:13,415 [tires screeching] 882 00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:19,334 [alien warbling] - Oh. 883 00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:21,945 Set this bad boy to stun. 884 00:35:21,989 --> 00:35:23,686 [audience grumbling] 885 00:35:24,818 --> 00:35:25,993 [radio bleeps] 886 00:35:26,036 --> 00:35:28,126 - Hey, hey! Ugh! 887 00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:31,303 [dramatic music] 888 00:35:32,086 --> 00:35:35,655 - And this. Won't. Hurt. A. Bit. 889 00:35:35,698 --> 00:35:37,831 [alien chomps] Ah! 890 00:35:37,874 --> 00:35:39,441 [alien chirping] 891 00:35:40,573 --> 00:35:42,140 [tires squealing] 892 00:35:42,183 --> 00:35:49,059 ♪ 893 00:35:49,103 --> 00:35:50,104 [alien screeching] 894 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,150 [audience gasping] 895 00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:55,936 [warbling] 896 00:36:00,027 --> 00:36:01,724 [audience gasping] 897 00:36:01,768 --> 00:36:03,944 Caught you, you little finger-biter. 898 00:36:03,987 --> 00:36:06,120 [alien shrieking] No, no, no, no! 899 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,252 Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry! 900 00:36:07,295 --> 00:36:08,818 Just a little boo-boo. 901 00:36:08,862 --> 00:36:11,821 [shrieking intensifies] 902 00:36:15,521 --> 00:36:17,958 [shrieking diminishes] [shushing] 903 00:36:18,001 --> 00:36:20,090 There we go. 904 00:36:20,134 --> 00:36:22,528 You beautiful alien baby. 905 00:36:22,571 --> 00:36:24,138 [alien chirping] 906 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,835 [audience awwing] 907 00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:30,753 - Faiz, what did I tell you about having 908 00:36:30,797 --> 00:36:32,538 the right accoutrements? 909 00:36:32,581 --> 00:36:35,541 [audience laughing] 910 00:36:35,584 --> 00:36:38,239 Take a couple of these for the road, nosy landlord. 911 00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:40,763 [laughter] 912 00:36:40,807 --> 00:36:42,330 Have a nice trip, Gus-Gus. 913 00:36:42,374 --> 00:36:45,420 [laughter] 914 00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:50,295 - [mouthing words] 915 00:36:52,035 --> 00:36:55,169 - I'm just glad things are back to normal around here. 916 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:58,216 [cheers and applause] 917 00:37:00,609 --> 00:37:03,699 - [laughing] 918 00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:07,181 - It looks like the audience hated it. 919 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,878 - But that's why I believed in you in the first place. 920 00:37:08,922 --> 00:37:11,925 [both laugh] 921 00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:21,195 [plucky music] 922 00:37:23,066 --> 00:37:24,329 [electronic bleeping] 923 00:37:25,852 --> 00:37:27,114 - You guys! 924 00:37:27,157 --> 00:37:28,550 - [shushes] 925 00:37:28,594 --> 00:37:30,465 [alien snoring quietly] 926 00:37:30,509 --> 00:37:31,858 - Shh. 927 00:37:31,901 --> 00:37:35,078 ♪ 928 00:37:35,122 --> 00:37:37,080 - [whispering] Happy birthday. 929 00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:40,475 - [whispering] Thanks! 930 00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:43,696 [swelling sentimental music] 931 00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:45,654 - My first time using a cell phone 932 00:37:45,698 --> 00:37:48,222 was the day Behrad was born. 933 00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:52,052 I was trying to take a selfie, 934 00:37:52,095 --> 00:37:55,011 but my annoying baby brother photo-bombed. 935 00:37:56,448 --> 00:37:59,538 Every Eid, he wanted to be in the kitchen. 936 00:38:00,626 --> 00:38:04,107 And he wasn't just sneaking Maman'sfesenjoon. 937 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,154 He was learning. 938 00:38:09,374 --> 00:38:13,291 No wonder he cooks the best team dinners. 939 00:38:15,684 --> 00:38:20,428 He's on his own weird and special wavelength. 940 00:38:22,778 --> 00:38:26,739 I love him just the way he is. 941 00:38:26,782 --> 00:38:29,742 He is priceless. 942 00:38:32,658 --> 00:38:36,183 And somehow I forget that someone really amazing 943 00:38:36,226 --> 00:38:39,447 gave up everything for him to be here. 944 00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:44,452 - For me, Behrad's birthday became a reminder 945 00:38:44,496 --> 00:38:47,020 of everything he missed out on. 946 00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:51,503 It makes me happy to see he's had a chance to really live. 947 00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:56,072 - Well, you know, we're throwing a party for him right now 948 00:38:56,116 --> 00:38:58,814 and you should really get going before all the cake is gone. 949 00:38:58,858 --> 00:39:00,642 I know how you love cake. 950 00:39:02,383 --> 00:39:03,950 - What about the timeline? 951 00:39:03,993 --> 00:39:06,344 - Well, I heard that finding loopholes 952 00:39:06,387 --> 00:39:08,911 is kind of your thing, so I had a chat with the ancestors. 953 00:39:08,955 --> 00:39:11,349 Turns out, two air Totems have never 954 00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:12,915 existed at the same time before. 955 00:39:12,959 --> 00:39:14,874 They think if only one of us is out at a time, 956 00:39:14,917 --> 00:39:16,223 Behrad should be safe. 957 00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:19,008 I say we try it out for a few weeks. 958 00:39:23,186 --> 00:39:24,492 What are you waiting for? 959 00:39:24,536 --> 00:39:25,841 Behrad's probably looking for someone 960 00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:28,278 to take shrooms with as we speak. 961 00:39:28,322 --> 00:39:29,976 Oh, you know how to imitate 962 00:39:30,019 --> 00:39:33,240 Maman's disapproving death stare, right? 963 00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:35,416 - Yeah. Yeah. 964 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:37,244 - Good. 965 00:39:38,941 --> 00:39:40,726 - Thank you. 966 00:39:42,249 --> 00:39:44,686 - Look at this guy. - Aww. 967 00:39:44,730 --> 00:39:46,906 [upbeat music playing] 968 00:39:46,949 --> 00:39:49,299 - I heard you committed grand theft auto. 969 00:39:49,343 --> 00:39:50,605 - Yeah. 970 00:39:50,649 --> 00:39:52,041 - Did all that for little old me? 971 00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:53,521 - I did it for everyone. 972 00:39:53,565 --> 00:39:55,393 We couldn't breathe around the douchier you. 973 00:39:55,436 --> 00:39:57,612 Too much cologne. 974 00:39:58,961 --> 00:40:02,748 Is that sandalwood and frankincense? 975 00:40:02,791 --> 00:40:05,794 I like sandalwood and frankincense. 976 00:40:07,535 --> 00:40:08,928 - All right. 977 00:40:08,971 --> 00:40:11,539 - My little brother is all grown up. 978 00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:14,150 - [laughing] Oh! 979 00:40:14,194 --> 00:40:16,370 - Happy birthday. 980 00:40:18,590 --> 00:40:21,114 [alien snoring] 981 00:40:21,157 --> 00:40:23,072 - No. 982 00:40:24,378 --> 00:40:27,337 [uplifting music] 983 00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:34,301 ♪ 984 00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:37,957 - So Avalance is engaged, congrats. 985 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,308 Sara has a new set of healing powers, sweet. 986 00:40:41,351 --> 00:40:43,092 Gary's been an alien this whole time. 987 00:40:43,136 --> 00:40:45,399 Not at all surprising. 988 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,009 Lita's expecting. 989 00:40:47,053 --> 00:40:49,185 Oh, and a baby alien imprinted on my boyfriend. 990 00:40:49,229 --> 00:40:50,622 Cool, cool, cool. 991 00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:52,580 Hm, well, guess I can count on you 992 00:40:52,624 --> 00:40:53,929 to never change, Mick. 993 00:40:53,973 --> 00:40:55,365 - Cheers. 994 00:40:55,409 --> 00:40:56,454 [bottle crashing] 995 00:40:56,497 --> 00:40:57,672 - Whoa. 996 00:40:58,847 --> 00:41:00,936 - The hell are you doing? 997 00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:02,590 - When you and Kayla got caught up in the moment, 998 00:41:02,634 --> 00:41:04,200 her tentacle entered your ear canal, 999 00:41:04,244 --> 00:41:05,506 and she laid eggs in your head, 1000 00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:07,726 and now you're growing a brood... 1001 00:41:07,769 --> 00:41:09,467 Pouch. 1002 00:41:10,206 --> 00:41:11,512 [alien squealing] 1003 00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:14,080 - So you're saying my dad is... 1004 00:41:14,123 --> 00:41:15,385 pregnant? 1005 00:41:15,429 --> 00:41:16,865 - Yep. 1006 00:41:16,909 --> 00:41:19,868 [studio audience laughter] 1007 00:41:19,912 --> 00:41:21,217 all: Gideon? 1008 00:41:21,261 --> 00:41:22,871 - Sorry, I can't help it. 1009 00:41:22,915 --> 00:41:25,613 This is the laugh I was programmed with. 1010 00:41:25,657 --> 00:41:27,093 - Wow. 1011 00:41:27,136 --> 00:41:28,790 That I did not see coming. 1012 00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:31,880 [upbeat suspenseful music] 1013 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,035 - Greg, move your head.