1 00:00:01,289 --> 00:00:03,623 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 2 00:00:03,625 --> 00:00:06,626 ♪♪ 3 00:00:06,628 --> 00:00:08,728 [SIGHS] Nothing. 4 00:00:08,730 --> 00:00:11,507 There's gotta be some spell, some potion, 5 00:00:11,509 --> 00:00:12,827 something to give us the power 6 00:00:12,829 --> 00:00:15,134 so we can touch the Loom without turning extra crispy. 7 00:00:15,136 --> 00:00:17,103 There's also the question of who's gonna use it with me. 8 00:00:17,105 --> 00:00:20,406 The Loom requires three weavers who are as powerful as gods. 9 00:00:20,408 --> 00:00:22,266 Well, I'm not leaving my mom's life 10 00:00:22,268 --> 00:00:24,468 in the hands of you idiots. 11 00:00:24,470 --> 00:00:26,212 Wow, okay, well, that's one person. 12 00:00:26,214 --> 00:00:27,271 What do you think, Sara? 13 00:00:27,273 --> 00:00:30,207 I mean, I'm already a blind, time-traveling paragon 14 00:00:30,209 --> 00:00:33,210 who can see the future, so might as well just add 15 00:00:33,212 --> 00:00:34,845 wannabe god to the list. 16 00:00:34,847 --> 00:00:37,615 Speaking of which, can you use your Sara-vision 17 00:00:37,617 --> 00:00:40,017 to tell me if what I need is in this book? 18 00:00:40,019 --> 00:00:41,285 [ETHEREAL WHOOSH] 19 00:00:41,287 --> 00:00:42,343 Nothing there. 20 00:00:42,345 --> 00:00:44,155 You know, you could just read the book. 21 00:00:44,157 --> 00:00:46,123 You know, I would do anything to save Behrad, 22 00:00:46,125 --> 00:00:47,458 but this is faster. 23 00:00:47,460 --> 00:00:48,483 [STRAINED GROAN] 24 00:00:48,485 --> 00:00:51,340 These are all the spell books in the manor you asked for. 25 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:53,685 Yes, you're a good man, Gary. 26 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,386 [GRUNTS] 27 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:58,690 And these are for you. 28 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:02,260 Mm... can you just give them to me? 29 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:03,635 Thank you. 30 00:01:03,637 --> 00:01:05,026 Shouldn't you be resting? 31 00:01:05,028 --> 00:01:06,516 Shouldn't you get out of my face? 32 00:01:06,518 --> 00:01:07,984 - Yep. - You know, he's right, love. 33 00:01:07,986 --> 00:01:09,842 Getting some rest wouldn't be a bad thing. 34 00:01:09,844 --> 00:01:11,030 Not gonna happen. 35 00:01:11,032 --> 00:01:13,823 Look, the sooner we find this magical cure-all, 36 00:01:13,825 --> 00:01:16,295 then the sooner we can use the Loom and get my sight back. 37 00:01:16,297 --> 00:01:17,986 Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 38 00:01:17,988 --> 00:01:21,097 This book says that Merlin used the Philosopher's Stone. 39 00:01:21,099 --> 00:01:22,732 Pshh, that thing's as real as Santa. 40 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:24,524 Shh, Gary's in the room. 41 00:01:24,526 --> 00:01:26,972 - What? - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 42 00:01:26,974 --> 00:01:28,905 The Chalice of Dionysus. 43 00:01:28,907 --> 00:01:31,541 It says here that the chalice was gifted to an Olympian, 44 00:01:31,543 --> 00:01:33,443 Dionysus, by his father, Zeus. 45 00:01:33,445 --> 00:01:35,868 Whoever drinks from it becomes a god. 46 00:01:35,870 --> 00:01:38,014 But only for a day. 47 00:01:38,016 --> 00:01:39,716 Well, don't get your hopes up, all right? 48 00:01:39,718 --> 00:01:41,216 The Olympians fed off devotions. 49 00:01:41,218 --> 00:01:43,319 Once they lost their followers, they just died off. 50 00:01:43,321 --> 00:01:46,656 And their enchanted objects... lost to time. 51 00:01:46,658 --> 00:01:48,925 I've seen that. 52 00:01:48,927 --> 00:01:50,993 I've seen that. I've seen that in college. 53 00:01:50,995 --> 00:01:53,429 Okay, your degree is finally paying off. 54 00:01:53,431 --> 00:01:54,897 What class did you see it in? 55 00:01:54,899 --> 00:01:57,366 Oh, that was not in a class. 56 00:01:57,368 --> 00:01:59,469 [TOGETHER] Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 57 00:01:59,471 --> 00:02:00,726 Chug, chug, chug, chug! 58 00:02:00,728 --> 00:02:03,552 It's called the Chug Cup, all right? 59 00:02:03,554 --> 00:02:06,209 Campus legend said that whoever drank from it 60 00:02:06,211 --> 00:02:08,344 became invincible for a day. 61 00:02:08,346 --> 00:02:12,181 [ALL CHEERING] 62 00:02:12,183 --> 00:02:13,716 [OVERLAPPING SHOUTING] 63 00:02:13,718 --> 00:02:15,659 And I went to a rival school, so the only way 64 00:02:15,661 --> 00:02:18,387 I could get a taste of it is if we, you know... 65 00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:21,491 Hey! Who's that? 66 00:02:21,493 --> 00:02:23,526 ♪♪ 67 00:02:23,528 --> 00:02:24,761 [GRUNTS] 68 00:02:24,763 --> 00:02:27,296 Hudson sucks! Brixton rules! 69 00:02:27,298 --> 00:02:28,364 Whoa! 70 00:02:28,366 --> 00:02:30,266 ALL: Yeah! 71 00:02:30,268 --> 00:02:32,101 Stole it. [CHUCKLES] 72 00:02:32,103 --> 00:02:34,904 Do we really think that Dionysus's Chalice 73 00:02:34,906 --> 00:02:36,572 is with a bunch of frat boys? 74 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:38,695 - Yes. - A scan of social media confirms 75 00:02:38,697 --> 00:02:40,713 that a chalice matching that of Dionysus 76 00:02:40,715 --> 00:02:43,445 is currently in possession of the Sigma Psi Phi fraternity 77 00:02:43,447 --> 00:02:44,694 at Hudson University. 78 00:02:44,696 --> 00:02:46,618 So we get that, I become immortal, 79 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:50,123 use the Loom, and I can forget I ever knew you people. 80 00:02:51,389 --> 00:02:52,922 Well then, Legends, 81 00:02:52,924 --> 00:02:55,247 you better get your togas dry-cleaned 82 00:02:55,249 --> 00:02:58,561 because we are going Greek. 83 00:02:58,563 --> 00:03:01,497 [EXCITING MUSIC] 84 00:03:01,499 --> 00:03:05,761 ♪♪ 85 00:03:05,763 --> 00:03:09,263 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 86 00:03:11,242 --> 00:03:13,075 - So, babe, all right, every year, - _ 87 00:03:13,077 --> 00:03:15,344 the Chug Cup is presented at the student fair, 88 00:03:15,346 --> 00:03:17,304 and then, apparently, fraternities and sororities 89 00:03:17,306 --> 00:03:18,381 compete for the right to drink in it 90 00:03:18,383 --> 00:03:20,216 in something called the Chug Challenge. 91 00:03:20,218 --> 00:03:22,485 Definitely our best place to try to steal the chalice. 92 00:03:22,487 --> 00:03:23,609 Truth. 93 00:03:23,611 --> 00:03:25,137 Okay, I can get around the ship, 94 00:03:25,139 --> 00:03:26,962 but I'm not so sure about navigating my way 95 00:03:26,964 --> 00:03:28,664 through a bunch of drunk college kids... 96 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:30,863 - Mm-hmm. - So you got this. 97 00:03:30,865 --> 00:03:32,097 - Yeah. - Team loves you. 98 00:03:32,099 --> 00:03:34,346 - Don't worry. - Okay, I know... I'm not really worried 99 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:35,530 about them accepting me. 100 00:03:35,532 --> 00:03:36,855 The college kids on the other hand... 101 00:03:36,857 --> 00:03:38,555 Hi, Aunt Ava, Sara. 102 00:03:38,557 --> 00:03:39,946 [SIGHS] 103 00:03:39,948 --> 00:03:42,741 Lita, honey, I am so, so glad that you're still here. 104 00:03:42,743 --> 00:03:44,243 I need you to help me with something. 105 00:03:44,245 --> 00:03:46,825 Um, what are the, like, kids into these days? 106 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,027 Like, I need 'em to think I'm cool. 107 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,919 - Mission's at Hudson U. - Yeah. 108 00:03:50,921 --> 00:03:53,178 Oh, my guidance counselor told me to apply there. 109 00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:55,083 - Oh. - Sweetie, that's amazing. 110 00:03:55,085 --> 00:03:56,985 Oh, I can't afford it. 111 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:58,987 You should do it. 112 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,922 If you wanna do it, I can make it happen. 113 00:04:00,924 --> 00:04:02,357 Yeah, I mean, it could be cool 114 00:04:02,359 --> 00:04:04,059 to take a tour. We're here, right? 115 00:04:04,061 --> 00:04:07,125 Yeah, yeah, the mission's all good, Rory. 116 00:04:07,127 --> 00:04:09,731 - You should definitely do that. - Okay, thanks. 117 00:04:09,733 --> 00:04:12,324 Um, if you want kids to think you're cool, I wouldn't wear that. 118 00:04:12,326 --> 00:04:13,935 They're gonna think you look like a narc. 119 00:04:13,937 --> 00:04:15,570 I'm... what... I... 120 00:04:15,572 --> 00:04:18,573 - [MARCHING BAND MUSIC] - _ 121 00:04:18,575 --> 00:04:22,575 ♪♪ 122 00:04:27,718 --> 00:04:30,585 Welcome to Hudson University. 123 00:04:30,587 --> 00:04:31,787 [INHALES] 124 00:04:31,789 --> 00:04:33,722 [SIGHS] You smell that? 125 00:04:33,724 --> 00:04:35,824 Mmm, that smells like the good, old days. 126 00:04:35,826 --> 00:04:38,326 [COUGHS] I've had it. I can't breathe in here. 127 00:04:38,328 --> 00:04:40,862 Ooh, maybe it was for the better. What is that smell? 128 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,731 Okay, so the Sigmas hosted the games. 129 00:04:42,733 --> 00:04:44,032 We find them, we find the cup. 130 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,004 Great, let's fan out. Zari, thank you. 131 00:04:46,006 --> 00:04:47,502 - Nate, take up the north end. - Mm-hmm. 132 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:48,537 Thank you. 133 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:49,995 Astra, Charlie, you guys are... 134 00:04:49,997 --> 00:04:52,574 Let's just find this chalice so we can get this over with. 135 00:04:52,576 --> 00:04:53,875 I wasn't finished, but... 136 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,610 - I'll go after her. - Thank you. 137 00:04:55,612 --> 00:04:56,845 [PUNCHY POP MUSIC] 138 00:04:56,847 --> 00:04:58,180 ♪ You only wish you could be me ♪ 139 00:04:58,182 --> 00:05:00,959 - Pledge Theta. Find your girl gang. - _ 140 00:05:00,961 --> 00:05:02,417 Maybe you can tell me where I can find 141 00:05:02,419 --> 00:05:03,485 the Chalice of Dionysus. 142 00:05:03,487 --> 00:05:04,897 Sorry, we're just really excited 143 00:05:04,899 --> 00:05:06,021 about the Chug Challenge. 144 00:05:06,023 --> 00:05:07,389 Why are we even doing this? 145 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:09,353 - We should just take it by force. - Listen to me. 146 00:05:09,355 --> 00:05:11,923 In order to use the Loom, the weavers have to be in sync. 147 00:05:11,925 --> 00:05:13,174 Now, I'm not gonna let you use it 148 00:05:13,176 --> 00:05:14,896 unless you can prove that you can work as a team. 149 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,264 Let me? 150 00:05:16,266 --> 00:05:20,068 I left Hell 'cause I was done working for a Fate. 151 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,970 ♪♪ 152 00:05:21,972 --> 00:05:24,172 [SIGHS] 153 00:05:24,174 --> 00:05:27,609 And that was Quincy Hall, our economics building. 154 00:05:27,611 --> 00:05:29,645 Hudson has the top program in the country. 155 00:05:29,647 --> 00:05:31,617 - Oh, did you hear that, Henry? - Yeah. 156 00:05:31,619 --> 00:05:32,741 He's majoring in finance. 157 00:05:32,743 --> 00:05:34,966 I told him you have to go to Hudson. 158 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:37,726 Well, you know that's not the only reason, Gene. 159 00:05:37,728 --> 00:05:39,550 Guilty. [CHUCKLES] 160 00:05:39,552 --> 00:05:41,642 I want him to follow in Dad's footsteps. 161 00:05:41,644 --> 00:05:44,902 I'm an alumnus. You probably noticed the scarf. 162 00:05:44,904 --> 00:05:46,360 Yeah. 163 00:05:46,362 --> 00:05:47,692 I'd like to wring your neck with it. 164 00:05:47,694 --> 00:05:49,438 - What was that? - I said... 165 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:50,562 [COUGHS] 166 00:05:50,564 --> 00:05:52,687 I said it's a great building, 167 00:05:52,689 --> 00:05:54,912 good brick structure, fire resistant. 168 00:05:54,914 --> 00:05:56,737 Oh, you really know your architecture. 169 00:05:56,739 --> 00:05:58,395 - Where did you study? - Iron Heights. 170 00:05:58,397 --> 00:05:59,486 Haven't heard of it. 171 00:05:59,488 --> 00:06:01,477 It's a super prestigious art school. 172 00:06:01,479 --> 00:06:02,969 Oh. 173 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:05,651 [CHUCKLES] Just go with it. 174 00:06:05,653 --> 00:06:08,720 ♪♪ 175 00:06:08,722 --> 00:06:10,645 I can't believe I'm back here. 176 00:06:10,647 --> 00:06:12,037 They used to call me Shotgun Nate. 177 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,661 I think I know why, but why? 178 00:06:13,663 --> 00:06:14,952 Is that true, Pops? 179 00:06:14,954 --> 00:06:16,844 Show us what you got. 180 00:06:16,846 --> 00:06:18,335 Pops? 181 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:19,726 Pop... 182 00:06:19,728 --> 00:06:21,284 Pops. [CHUCKLES] 183 00:06:21,286 --> 00:06:23,009 Pops. 184 00:06:23,011 --> 00:06:27,011 ♪♪ 185 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:31,892 - And I also turn to steel. - Whoa! 186 00:06:31,894 --> 00:06:34,485 Okay, come on, Grandpa. We gotta keep looking. 187 00:06:34,487 --> 00:06:36,510 [AIR HORN BLARES] 188 00:06:36,512 --> 00:06:38,217 [TOGETHER] Sigma Psi Phi. 189 00:06:38,219 --> 00:06:40,219 Sigma Psi Phi! Sigma Psi Phi! 190 00:06:40,221 --> 00:06:41,720 Ava, I think we found the Sigmas. 191 00:06:41,722 --> 00:06:43,492 Ava, hello? 192 00:06:43,494 --> 00:06:44,983 Ugh. 193 00:06:44,985 --> 00:06:47,065 Ugh. 194 00:06:47,067 --> 00:06:49,190 I'm on my way. 195 00:06:49,192 --> 00:06:50,348 [HIP-HOP MUSIC] 196 00:06:50,350 --> 00:06:51,472 [TOGETHER] Sigma Psi Phi! 197 00:06:51,474 --> 00:06:53,768 Sigma Psi Phi! Sigma Psi Phi! 198 00:06:53,770 --> 00:06:55,536 Sigma Psi Phi! 199 00:06:55,538 --> 00:06:58,339 Sigma Psi Phi! Sigma Psi Phi! 200 00:06:58,341 --> 00:07:00,341 - Sigma Psi Phi! - Huh! 201 00:07:00,343 --> 00:07:01,876 Oh, wow. 202 00:07:01,878 --> 00:07:04,779 That was just like my entrance to the 2044 VMAs. 203 00:07:04,781 --> 00:07:08,017 [CROWD CHEERING] 204 00:07:10,153 --> 00:07:12,654 [WHISTLE TRILLS] 205 00:07:12,656 --> 00:07:15,456 What's up, Hudson Hedonists? 206 00:07:15,458 --> 00:07:17,025 [CROWD CHEERS] 207 00:07:17,027 --> 00:07:21,195 Welcome to the Chug Challenges pregame! 208 00:07:21,197 --> 00:07:23,831 - That's the chalice... - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 209 00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:25,688 - That's Dion. - Hm? 210 00:07:25,690 --> 00:07:27,780 He was the head of the Sigmas when I was in school. 211 00:07:27,782 --> 00:07:29,570 The guy hasn't aged a day. 212 00:07:29,572 --> 00:07:31,372 We have so much in common, like... 213 00:07:31,374 --> 00:07:33,641 Dude, that's because your Dion is Dionysus. 214 00:07:33,643 --> 00:07:35,843 This is the Greek god of wine and revelry. 215 00:07:35,845 --> 00:07:37,645 God, the guy's a riot, honestly. 216 00:07:37,647 --> 00:07:42,250 Now, as Chug Keeper, I get the honor 217 00:07:42,252 --> 00:07:44,967 of announcing our 2020 challenges! 218 00:07:44,969 --> 00:07:47,355 [CROWD CHEERS] 219 00:07:47,357 --> 00:07:52,527 I will reveal the first round tonight at the Sigma rager! 220 00:07:52,529 --> 00:07:56,297 Now let the challenge begin! 221 00:07:56,299 --> 00:07:59,334 [CROWD CHEERS] 222 00:07:59,336 --> 00:08:02,003 Look, just leave this to me, all right? 223 00:08:02,005 --> 00:08:03,272 Oy, Dion. 224 00:08:04,207 --> 00:08:07,709 Should I say, Dionysus? It's me, Clotho. 225 00:08:07,711 --> 00:08:09,377 - Clotho? - Yes. 226 00:08:09,379 --> 00:08:11,546 Damn, it's really you! 227 00:08:11,548 --> 00:08:13,548 My God. 228 00:08:13,550 --> 00:08:18,086 The Loombreaker is in the house! 229 00:08:18,088 --> 00:08:20,945 Dude, back before people had free will, 230 00:08:20,947 --> 00:08:24,534 the gods were always reigning in the party. 231 00:08:24,536 --> 00:08:26,227 But look at me now! 232 00:08:26,229 --> 00:08:28,088 You're in college. 233 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:30,098 Yeah, I know. I'm a lifer. 234 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:32,055 Found a place where the party doesn't stop, 235 00:08:32,057 --> 00:08:33,701 and I haven't left since. 236 00:08:33,703 --> 00:08:35,654 Honestly, they worship me here, 237 00:08:35,656 --> 00:08:38,573 and they don't even know that I'm the party god. 238 00:08:38,575 --> 00:08:39,831 - Hey, listen, man. - Yeah. 239 00:08:39,833 --> 00:08:41,631 I kind of wanted to ask a little favor of you. 240 00:08:41,633 --> 00:08:44,712 Yeah, anything for the Loombreaker, and... 241 00:08:44,714 --> 00:08:47,081 - sick, is this your squad? - Yeah. 242 00:08:47,083 --> 00:08:48,883 Yeah, they call me Shotgun Nate. 243 00:08:48,885 --> 00:08:50,551 - I went to Brixton, but... - All right, enough of this. 244 00:08:50,553 --> 00:08:51,619 Whoa, whoa, what... 245 00:08:51,621 --> 00:08:53,654 Hey, whoa. 246 00:08:53,656 --> 00:08:57,107 So that's why you're really here. 247 00:08:57,109 --> 00:08:59,694 Wanted to give your gang a little taste of immortality? 248 00:08:59,696 --> 00:09:00,962 Hmm? Is that what it is? 249 00:09:00,964 --> 00:09:02,086 But here's the thing. 250 00:09:02,088 --> 00:09:04,278 To pick this up, you gotta be Greek, 251 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:05,933 and I gotta deem you worthy. 252 00:09:05,935 --> 00:09:07,592 Okay, how are we supposed to do that? 253 00:09:07,594 --> 00:09:09,403 Ah, good question... you gotta either join 254 00:09:09,405 --> 00:09:11,873 a sorority, a fraternity, or a frorority, 255 00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:13,541 and you gotta win the Chug Challenge. 256 00:09:13,543 --> 00:09:14,776 This is ridiculous. 257 00:09:14,778 --> 00:09:16,377 Ah, and that's what makes it fun. 258 00:09:16,379 --> 00:09:18,236 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 259 00:09:18,238 --> 00:09:20,248 See you, Clotho. 260 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:22,462 - He's still so... ow. - Just stop. 261 00:09:22,464 --> 00:09:24,252 I need to focus. I need to think of something. 262 00:09:24,254 --> 00:09:25,610 - I have an idea... - No. 263 00:09:25,612 --> 00:09:28,302 Something that does not involve maiming. 264 00:09:28,304 --> 00:09:29,693 [GIRLS CHATTERING BRIGHTLY] 265 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:32,827 [WHIMSICAL MUSIC] 266 00:09:32,829 --> 00:09:35,430 ♪♪ 267 00:09:35,432 --> 00:09:37,665 Since the chalice belongs to Dion, 268 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:39,367 we gotta follow his rules. 269 00:09:39,369 --> 00:09:42,471 You guys, we're gonna win that cup. 270 00:09:45,806 --> 00:09:47,205 So what you're saying is 271 00:09:47,207 --> 00:09:49,207 in order to use the Loom of Fate, 272 00:09:49,209 --> 00:09:51,676 we have to join a sorority? 273 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:54,279 [SIGHS] Finally, a mission I can get behind. 274 00:09:54,281 --> 00:09:55,985 Luckily for us, the Thetas are hosting 275 00:09:55,987 --> 00:09:57,883 a pledge social today. 276 00:09:57,885 --> 00:09:59,651 This cannot be your plan. 277 00:09:59,653 --> 00:10:01,099 Look, as long as Dion's got the cup, 278 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,312 we gotta play by his rules. 279 00:10:02,314 --> 00:10:04,906 Counterpoint, you don't get anywhere playing by the rules. 280 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:07,159 Oh, really? Because I think I was about to win him over 281 00:10:07,161 --> 00:10:08,989 before you tried to nab the cup. 282 00:10:08,991 --> 00:10:11,106 Hey, okay, so, 283 00:10:11,108 --> 00:10:13,927 who wants to rush Theta Lambda Ro? 284 00:10:13,929 --> 00:10:15,729 No, no, no, no, no. Just stop. 285 00:10:15,731 --> 00:10:17,526 Charlie, Astra, you'll pledge Theta. 286 00:10:17,528 --> 00:10:19,399 Just try to remember you're on the same side, yeah? 287 00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:20,433 Yeah. 288 00:10:20,435 --> 00:10:22,235 Yeah, sure we are. 289 00:10:22,237 --> 00:10:25,238 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 290 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,874 [WHISPERS] She's exhausting. 291 00:10:27,876 --> 00:10:29,383 So I'm doing track and debate, 292 00:10:29,385 --> 00:10:31,344 plus my dad got me this internship. 293 00:10:31,346 --> 00:10:34,047 What are your extracurriculars? 294 00:10:34,049 --> 00:10:35,792 I was in band for a while, but I quit 295 00:10:35,794 --> 00:10:38,685 'cause no one else wanted to play the Replacements. 296 00:10:38,687 --> 00:10:41,554 And I have a part-time job. I heard that helps. 297 00:10:41,556 --> 00:10:43,739 Actually, to get into a place like this, 298 00:10:43,741 --> 00:10:47,460 you'll really wanna build out your application. 299 00:10:47,462 --> 00:10:49,429 ♪♪ 300 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:51,631 And here we are at Neuman hall. 301 00:10:51,633 --> 00:10:54,868 The name might sound familiar to some families on this tour. 302 00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:56,302 Oh, Henry Neuman. 303 00:10:56,304 --> 00:10:58,071 This is actually my grandfather's building, 304 00:10:58,073 --> 00:11:00,340 which should help my chances of getting in here. 305 00:11:00,342 --> 00:11:02,509 Hey, hope I didn't miss too much of the tour. 306 00:11:02,511 --> 00:11:05,793 Just to be super clear, I'm not a prospective student, okay? 307 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:09,516 My name's Dr. Nate Heywood. I got my PhD from Brixton. 308 00:11:09,518 --> 00:11:10,650 Go big red! 309 00:11:10,652 --> 00:11:12,352 Oh, a doctor. 310 00:11:12,354 --> 00:11:14,587 - Yeah. - And Lita's dad. 311 00:11:14,589 --> 00:11:16,157 - What? - What? 312 00:11:17,059 --> 00:11:18,591 Just go with it. 313 00:11:18,593 --> 00:11:21,728 ♪♪ 314 00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:23,596 Thank you for your inquiry. I think it's really... 315 00:11:23,598 --> 00:11:26,733 Hi, how's it going? 316 00:11:26,735 --> 00:11:29,269 Hi. [GIGGLES] 317 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:32,972 I can't believe we are this close to becoming Thetas. 318 00:11:32,974 --> 00:11:36,543 I don't even know you, but we could be sisters. 319 00:11:36,545 --> 00:11:38,269 I'm only here as a performance. 320 00:11:38,271 --> 00:11:40,113 Notice my empty teacup... 321 00:11:40,115 --> 00:11:42,423 a commentary on the emptiness of this charade. 322 00:11:42,425 --> 00:11:44,851 Oh, my God, we should start a group text. 323 00:11:44,853 --> 00:11:46,586 What are your numbers? 324 00:11:46,588 --> 00:11:48,221 [APPLAUSE] 325 00:11:48,223 --> 00:11:51,091 Welcome to the Theta luncheon. 326 00:11:51,093 --> 00:11:52,692 Everybody, look around you. 327 00:11:52,694 --> 00:11:55,128 This could be your new family. 328 00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:57,664 The ones you turn to for support, 329 00:11:57,666 --> 00:12:00,400 sisterhood, guidance... 330 00:12:00,402 --> 00:12:02,235 that is, as long as you make the cut. 331 00:12:02,237 --> 00:12:03,470 So... [CHUCKLES] 332 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:05,638 Bid Theta, all right? [CLAPS] 333 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,741 ♪♪ 334 00:12:08,743 --> 00:12:10,210 [WHISPERS] What are you doing? 335 00:12:10,212 --> 00:12:11,816 Come on, we've got to try and convince these people 336 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:15,381 no matter what. Now just try and fit in please. 337 00:12:15,383 --> 00:12:18,118 Fine. Want me to fit in? 338 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,019 [CLEARS THROAT] 339 00:12:20,021 --> 00:12:22,122 [EXASPERATED SIGH] Waiter, replace this drink. 340 00:12:22,124 --> 00:12:25,024 If I wanted weak tea, I'd rush Omega. 341 00:12:25,026 --> 00:12:28,728 Oh, this girl's fire. 342 00:12:28,730 --> 00:12:30,330 I like that. 343 00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:32,432 We're gonna start with your table. 344 00:12:32,434 --> 00:12:34,667 ♪♪ 345 00:12:34,669 --> 00:12:37,905 This here is the house paddle, 346 00:12:37,907 --> 00:12:39,873 our most sacred object. 347 00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:41,374 I'm going to ask a question, 348 00:12:41,376 --> 00:12:42,809 and when you're holding the paddle, 349 00:12:42,811 --> 00:12:45,545 it's your turn to answer, okay? 350 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:46,946 Mm. 351 00:12:46,948 --> 00:12:49,683 [LAUGHS] What did you do before college? 352 00:12:51,286 --> 00:12:54,777 So I grew up in Hell, had minions do my bidding, 353 00:12:54,779 --> 00:12:57,624 and rose to power till I practically ran the place. 354 00:12:57,626 --> 00:13:00,593 Oh, and she's ambitious. 355 00:13:00,595 --> 00:13:02,095 Now you go. 356 00:13:02,097 --> 00:13:06,611 Oh, okay, well, I traveled around the world 357 00:13:06,613 --> 00:13:09,669 - with a bunch of friends... - Oh, more like rejects. 358 00:13:09,671 --> 00:13:11,004 [LAUGHTER] 359 00:13:11,006 --> 00:13:12,505 But before that, 360 00:13:12,507 --> 00:13:15,074 I was actually in this really cool punk band. 361 00:13:15,076 --> 00:13:18,077 Yeah, Thetas don't really do punk. 362 00:13:18,079 --> 00:13:19,712 Yeah, I know her type. 363 00:13:19,714 --> 00:13:22,682 You pretend like you're all about bucking the system, 364 00:13:22,684 --> 00:13:23,773 and then you get pissed 365 00:13:23,775 --> 00:13:26,052 when people don't fall in line behind you. 366 00:13:26,054 --> 00:13:27,377 [GIRLS OOH-ING] 367 00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:30,878 You think you're better than the sisters you ran away from, 368 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:34,994 but the truth is, you're all the same. 369 00:13:34,996 --> 00:13:36,529 ♪♪ 370 00:13:36,531 --> 00:13:39,499 That's a little bit rich, isn't it? 371 00:13:39,501 --> 00:13:41,167 Coming from my sister's lapdog. 372 00:13:41,169 --> 00:13:42,302 [GIRLS GASPS] 373 00:13:42,304 --> 00:13:44,070 - [GRUNTS] - [GIRLS SHRIEK] 374 00:13:44,072 --> 00:13:46,506 - [BOTH GRUNTING] - No, just... 375 00:13:46,508 --> 00:13:47,941 No! 376 00:13:47,943 --> 00:13:49,742 [WOOD CRACKS] 377 00:13:49,744 --> 00:13:54,514 ♪♪ 378 00:13:54,516 --> 00:13:58,252 Oh, Theta... no. 379 00:14:00,021 --> 00:14:01,354 You know what? 380 00:14:01,356 --> 00:14:03,558 This whole table is exiled. 381 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:06,259 None of you are Theta material. 382 00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:09,095 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 383 00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:12,700 ♪♪ 384 00:14:14,579 --> 00:14:15,868 How'd the mission go? 385 00:14:15,870 --> 00:14:17,503 You immortal sorority girls yet? 386 00:14:17,504 --> 00:14:19,237 [SIGHS] I need a drink. 387 00:14:19,239 --> 00:14:22,307 Mm, the refreshing sound of failure. 388 00:14:22,309 --> 00:14:25,243 We would be well on our way to using the Loom right now 389 00:14:25,245 --> 00:14:27,178 if someone hadn't blown it. 390 00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:28,330 Our cover was blown 391 00:14:28,332 --> 00:14:29,955 because you decided to go Hell mode on us. 392 00:14:29,957 --> 00:14:31,146 Oh, you think that was Hell mode? 393 00:14:31,148 --> 00:14:32,650 - Honey. - Call me "honey" again. 394 00:14:32,652 --> 00:14:33,718 Go on, I dare you. 395 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,353 Try me and you'll wish you were immortal. 396 00:14:35,355 --> 00:14:36,711 - Oh, okay. - Oh, okay, whoa, whoa, stop. 397 00:14:36,713 --> 00:14:38,389 - No one's killing anyone. - [ETHEREAL WHOOSH] 398 00:14:38,391 --> 00:14:40,732 Ooh, Astra was definitely gonna go for it. 399 00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:42,067 Zari, hide that fork. 400 00:14:42,069 --> 00:14:43,934 Charlie, just chill. Please sit down. 401 00:14:43,936 --> 00:14:45,392 Just take a breath, yeah? 402 00:14:45,394 --> 00:14:47,951 All right, you good? Okay. 403 00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:50,031 All right, we need to find another way to get the chalice. 404 00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:51,666 You can't defy a god. 405 00:14:51,668 --> 00:14:55,202 We have to win as a sorority, and with no sorority... 406 00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:57,738 - We're screwed. - Yeah. 407 00:14:57,740 --> 00:14:59,206 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 408 00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:02,276 Ladies, we're gonna start our own. 409 00:15:02,278 --> 00:15:04,178 I can't tell. Is she serious? 410 00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:05,713 ♪♪ 411 00:15:05,715 --> 00:15:06,771 I think so. 412 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,822 Becoming an official sorority by tonight? 413 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,519 I mean, the paperwork alone would... 414 00:15:11,788 --> 00:15:13,821 - Let's do it. - Yes. 415 00:15:13,823 --> 00:15:15,083 Why not? 416 00:15:15,085 --> 00:15:17,525 I really should have killed you all when I had the chance. 417 00:15:17,527 --> 00:15:19,760 Go sisters! 418 00:15:19,762 --> 00:15:20,861 Whoo. 419 00:15:20,863 --> 00:15:23,030 ♪♪ 420 00:15:23,032 --> 00:15:24,131 We'll get there. 421 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:25,499 Oh! [LAUGHS] 422 00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:26,763 Do you think my dad's okay? 423 00:15:26,765 --> 00:15:28,803 Oh, yeah, he comes and goes as he pleases. 424 00:15:28,805 --> 00:15:30,438 It's really part of his charm. 425 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,307 Bright side is I get to show you what college is all about. 426 00:15:33,309 --> 00:15:34,975 This is Greek row. 427 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,795 This is where the fraternities and the sororities live. 428 00:15:37,797 --> 00:15:40,314 They're the most influential people on campus... 429 00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:42,483 - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - [BOYS SHOUTING] 430 00:15:42,485 --> 00:15:44,193 These are the guys that have the chalice? 431 00:15:44,195 --> 00:15:46,896 - Mm-hmm. - I wish I could be more impressed. 432 00:15:48,491 --> 00:15:50,524 Call the bro patrol. 433 00:15:50,526 --> 00:15:53,484 Looks like somebody wants to party! 434 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,708 Is he talking to us? 435 00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:56,032 - Act cool, be cool. - I know... 436 00:15:56,034 --> 00:15:58,091 - Shut up. - [CLEARS THROAT, CLICKS] 437 00:15:58,093 --> 00:16:00,984 This is Agent Heywood to bro patrol. 438 00:16:00,986 --> 00:16:03,137 Desire to party confirmed. 439 00:16:03,139 --> 00:16:04,371 Whoo! 440 00:16:04,373 --> 00:16:05,940 [CHUCKLES] How cool was that? 441 00:16:05,942 --> 00:16:08,609 - Do you have a man crush? - No, it's unrequited. 442 00:16:08,611 --> 00:16:10,578 - You should tell him. - Shut up. 443 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,847 Super stoked that you're here. 444 00:16:12,849 --> 00:16:14,982 Anyone who's a friend of the Loombreaker 445 00:16:14,984 --> 00:16:16,283 is chill with me, 446 00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:18,619 so snag some bags and some brews. 447 00:16:18,621 --> 00:16:19,854 Oh, and fear not. 448 00:16:19,856 --> 00:16:22,256 We have energy drinks for the little ones. 449 00:16:22,258 --> 00:16:24,943 It's all peers no pressures at Casa de Sigma. 450 00:16:24,945 --> 00:16:27,561 Uh, I wanna say that's tight, 451 00:16:27,563 --> 00:16:30,825 but I got responsibilities. 452 00:16:30,827 --> 00:16:32,750 Well, hey, come by anytime, 453 00:16:32,752 --> 00:16:37,111 and we'll party like it's 1999. 454 00:16:37,113 --> 00:16:39,240 Wait, hold on, you said these are the guys 455 00:16:39,242 --> 00:16:41,175 - that have the chalice, right? - Uh-huh. 456 00:16:41,177 --> 00:16:42,543 So why don't you go inside and get requited, 457 00:16:42,545 --> 00:16:43,867 and I can do some scouting 458 00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,346 and find out where they keep it? 459 00:16:45,348 --> 00:16:46,838 Only if your dad doesn't try 460 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,281 to set me on fire while I'm asleep. 461 00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:50,317 - Deal? - Yeah, deal. 462 00:16:51,554 --> 00:16:53,053 All right, so what are we doing? 463 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,823 League rules or two points for those overhangs? 464 00:16:55,825 --> 00:16:56,991 [CROWD CHEERS] 465 00:16:56,993 --> 00:16:58,459 [WHISTLE TRILLS] 466 00:16:58,461 --> 00:17:00,934 Okay, I call to order the charter meeting 467 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,430 of Delta Chi Sigma, Sisterhood of Legends. 468 00:17:03,432 --> 00:17:05,065 Let's make a sorority. 469 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,700 First step, we need a house. 470 00:17:06,702 --> 00:17:09,107 I say we steal the Theta's place. 471 00:17:09,109 --> 00:17:10,764 You disable the carbon monoxide detector, 472 00:17:10,766 --> 00:17:11,967 I'll go in, cut the power... 473 00:17:11,969 --> 00:17:13,707 Or, I have a more non-fatal idea. 474 00:17:13,709 --> 00:17:15,065 There's a place that's been empty 475 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,777 since Pi Epsilon's last rager. 476 00:17:16,779 --> 00:17:19,346 It was something about de-Jello-ing. 477 00:17:19,348 --> 00:17:21,048 Oh, that is really foul. 478 00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:23,184 Yeah, but with a little trickery... 479 00:17:23,186 --> 00:17:25,986 I'll just open up a portal. Instant remodel. 480 00:17:25,988 --> 00:17:27,855 They'll never know the difference. 481 00:17:27,857 --> 00:17:30,090 You know, I can't believe I let you talk me into this. 482 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,859 It's not my fault you can't resist 483 00:17:31,861 --> 00:17:34,528 my effortless charms. 484 00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:36,597 Obviously we're gonna have to redecorate. 485 00:17:36,599 --> 00:17:37,655 Well, you lot have fun. 486 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,470 I can't bear to watch you desecrate this place. 487 00:17:39,472 --> 00:17:43,470 Oh, and watch out for these bad boys. 488 00:17:43,472 --> 00:17:46,073 - They bite. - Mm. 489 00:17:46,075 --> 00:17:47,572 So do I. 490 00:17:47,574 --> 00:17:52,646 Okay, so in order to be a official sorority, 491 00:17:52,648 --> 00:17:54,381 we need three more sisters, 492 00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:55,916 and if we wanna win that chalice, 493 00:17:55,918 --> 00:17:58,274 they gotta be good, so, Gideon, what do you got? 494 00:17:58,276 --> 00:18:00,663 Inez Martin was voted out of pep squad 495 00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:02,423 for being too enthusiastic. 496 00:18:02,425 --> 00:18:04,391 Hey, how's it going? 497 00:18:04,393 --> 00:18:05,793 What's up? Hi. 498 00:18:05,795 --> 00:18:07,027 Hey there! 499 00:18:07,029 --> 00:18:09,647 - Oh, uh, Inez, right? - Yes. 500 00:18:09,649 --> 00:18:11,439 This is weird, but I was just wondering 501 00:18:11,441 --> 00:18:12,840 - if you wanted to join... - Definitely. 502 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,475 But you didn't even know what I was... 503 00:18:14,477 --> 00:18:16,377 Oh, it doesn't matter. Where can I meet you? 504 00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:18,412 Lisa Lindhome, aspiring influencer, 505 00:18:18,414 --> 00:18:20,715 shunned after becoming the subject of a viral video 506 00:18:20,717 --> 00:18:23,684 entitled, "Girl Snarts at Party". 507 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:26,277 Wait, what is a snart? 508 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,001 Oh, it's when you sneeze and... 509 00:18:28,003 --> 00:18:29,093 Eh, let's not. 510 00:18:29,095 --> 00:18:31,512 Let's just ease Astra back onto Earth, all right? 511 00:18:31,514 --> 00:18:32,670 Fair. 512 00:18:32,672 --> 00:18:34,929 ♪ I hope you work well under pressure ♪ 513 00:18:34,931 --> 00:18:36,831 - ♪ A is for apple, B for bae ♪ - _ 514 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,833 - ♪ See all these people going cray ♪ - _ 515 00:18:38,835 --> 00:18:40,701 - ♪ Don't be ashamed, the teacher's pet ♪ - _ 516 00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,803 ♪ Knows all of the secrets, don't forget ♪ 517 00:18:42,805 --> 00:18:44,839 ♪ A is for apple, B for bae ♪ 518 00:18:44,841 --> 00:18:46,841 - ♪ See all these people going cray ♪ - _ 519 00:18:46,843 --> 00:18:48,709 ♪ Don't be ashamed, the teacher's pet ♪ 520 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,778 ♪ Knows all of the secrets, don't forget ♪ 521 00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:52,446 ♪ You better work ♪ 522 00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:53,583 Silvia Hines. 523 00:18:53,585 --> 00:18:56,250 Created her own major in performance art. 524 00:18:56,252 --> 00:18:57,518 You're the ones who tried 525 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,153 to kill each other at the tea party. 526 00:18:59,155 --> 00:19:00,229 Yeah, about that... 527 00:19:00,231 --> 00:19:01,821 we've actually started our own sorority... 528 00:19:01,823 --> 00:19:03,566 What is the point of partying 529 00:19:03,568 --> 00:19:06,926 with a bunch of brain-dead wastoids? 530 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,350 I get it. 531 00:19:08,352 --> 00:19:10,862 Seems impossible to feel any kind of power 532 00:19:10,864 --> 00:19:12,900 in a cruel, dying world, right? 533 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:16,303 But have you considered that winning the masses over 534 00:19:16,305 --> 00:19:18,072 with the illusion of fun 535 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,808 might be the perfect way to ply them to do your bidding? 536 00:19:20,810 --> 00:19:23,010 ♪ 'Cause I hope you work well under pressure ♪ 537 00:19:23,012 --> 00:19:25,713 - I'm in. - Unfortunately, Captain, 538 00:19:25,715 --> 00:19:28,215 the pool of Theta rejects is slim. 539 00:19:28,217 --> 00:19:29,892 Beggars can't be choosers. 540 00:19:29,894 --> 00:19:31,416 I like 'em. 541 00:19:31,418 --> 00:19:32,941 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 542 00:19:32,943 --> 00:19:36,690 We chose you because we know what it's like 543 00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:39,493 looking for a place to belong 544 00:19:39,495 --> 00:19:42,630 because we, too, were there at your age. 545 00:19:42,632 --> 00:19:46,434 That's why we've created that place. 546 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,669 And as of today, 547 00:19:48,671 --> 00:19:52,740 you are Deltas. 548 00:19:52,742 --> 00:19:56,144 Welcome to the sisterhood. 549 00:19:59,066 --> 00:20:01,790 Wait, are you blind? 550 00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:03,681 - Yes. - I love it. 551 00:20:03,683 --> 00:20:06,040 Deltas are so inclusive. 552 00:20:06,042 --> 00:20:07,698 But don't we need a motto? 553 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,790 We can't do anything without a motto. 554 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:14,195 Yeah, the sisters... 555 00:20:14,197 --> 00:20:17,698 Are the glue... 556 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:23,204 Glue that greases the wheels of time. 557 00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:25,496 But that doesn't make any sense. 558 00:20:25,498 --> 00:20:26,987 It's called avant-garde. 559 00:20:26,989 --> 00:20:28,345 What about, 560 00:20:28,347 --> 00:20:30,837 "We might not have it all together, 561 00:20:30,839 --> 00:20:34,731 but together, we have it all"? 562 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:38,124 Okay, I need that on a T-shirt, like, now. 563 00:20:38,126 --> 00:20:40,554 Okay, go... 564 00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:42,556 ALL: Sisters! 565 00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:44,758 - Sisters! - [LAUGHTER] 566 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,940 - [POP MUSIC PLAYING] - I'm telling you, I can take it. 567 00:20:46,942 --> 00:20:48,796 Dude, it's 2020. We don't do that any... 568 00:20:48,798 --> 00:20:51,232 Da, da, da, da, just do it. 569 00:20:51,234 --> 00:20:53,334 Yeah. 570 00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:54,535 [METAL CLANGS] 571 00:20:54,537 --> 00:20:56,270 - Whoa! - [LAUGHTER] 572 00:20:56,272 --> 00:20:58,672 It's like his ass is made of steel! 573 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,341 'Cause it is. 574 00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:04,513 ♪♪ 575 00:21:06,749 --> 00:21:09,750 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 576 00:21:09,752 --> 00:21:13,752 ♪♪ 577 00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:16,757 Whoa. 578 00:21:16,759 --> 00:21:18,315 ♪♪ 579 00:21:18,317 --> 00:21:21,219 [PHONE VIBRATES] 580 00:21:25,873 --> 00:21:27,329 Keg's here, D. 581 00:21:27,331 --> 00:21:28,675 - Whoa, hey, man. - Hey. 582 00:21:28,677 --> 00:21:30,237 So glad that you found us. 583 00:21:30,239 --> 00:21:33,107 I knew that you had brotential the second I saw you. 584 00:21:33,109 --> 00:21:34,175 That's nice of you. 585 00:21:34,177 --> 00:21:36,010 I wanted to mark the occasion. 586 00:21:36,012 --> 00:21:38,245 - [TAPS ON KEG] - It's my special stash. 587 00:21:38,247 --> 00:21:40,439 I brew it out back. I hope you like IPAs. 588 00:21:40,441 --> 00:21:43,472 Bro, I am all about the IPAs. 589 00:21:43,474 --> 00:21:44,863 - Yeah? - You mind? 590 00:21:44,865 --> 00:21:46,554 Heyo, hit it! 591 00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:49,791 [PEOPLE SHOUTING SIMULTANEOUSLY] 592 00:21:51,038 --> 00:21:52,694 - My man. - Mmm, so good. 593 00:21:52,696 --> 00:21:54,495 It's good, yeah, that brew right there, 594 00:21:54,497 --> 00:21:57,398 honestly, will just take you back to the glory days 595 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,699 and make you forget all about 596 00:21:58,701 --> 00:22:01,402 that stupid and stressful world out there. 597 00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:02,870 Honestly, it's magic, bro. 598 00:22:02,872 --> 00:22:04,294 Yeah, I, um... [CLEARS THROAT] 599 00:22:04,296 --> 00:22:06,653 I just need to check up... 600 00:22:06,655 --> 00:22:09,543 [ETHEREAL RUMBLE] 601 00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:11,312 ♪♪ 602 00:22:11,314 --> 00:22:12,528 I feel awesome! 603 00:22:12,530 --> 00:22:14,205 - Ah, I knew you would. - Thank you! 604 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,598 Hey, I wanted to ask you something. 605 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,655 What? 606 00:22:16,657 --> 00:22:17,946 Why did you and your friends 607 00:22:17,948 --> 00:22:19,359 really end up here of all places? 608 00:22:19,361 --> 00:22:20,906 Aww, man, they're cool. 609 00:22:20,908 --> 00:22:22,856 We just wanted to take your chalice 610 00:22:22,858 --> 00:22:24,209 so we can use the Loom of Fate. 611 00:22:24,211 --> 00:22:25,633 [SIGHS] 612 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:28,526 Are you saying that the Loombreaker 613 00:22:28,528 --> 00:22:30,484 is a Loom faker? 614 00:22:30,486 --> 00:22:32,442 ♪♪ 615 00:22:32,444 --> 00:22:34,167 Bro, 616 00:22:34,169 --> 00:22:37,638 you're a looker and a cooker. 617 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,039 ♪♪ 618 00:22:39,041 --> 00:22:43,577 Right, but she puts that Loom together... 619 00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:45,813 mm. 620 00:22:45,815 --> 00:22:48,415 I mean, there goes free will. 621 00:22:48,417 --> 00:22:50,285 ♪♪ 622 00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:52,877 There goes the party... 623 00:22:52,879 --> 00:22:54,211 [SIGHS] 624 00:22:54,213 --> 00:22:57,916 And that is very not tight. 625 00:22:59,747 --> 00:23:02,606 Our name is Delta Chi Sigma. 626 00:23:02,608 --> 00:23:05,809 We've assembled an elite team of women... 627 00:23:05,811 --> 00:23:09,044 To save this campus from the cliques and cruelty 628 00:23:09,046 --> 00:23:11,374 - of the common Greek house. - ♪ Craving bad attention ♪ 629 00:23:11,376 --> 00:23:14,494 And together, we will display true sisterhood. 630 00:23:14,496 --> 00:23:16,196 And win the Chug Challenge. 631 00:23:16,198 --> 00:23:18,665 Ready and throw. 632 00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:20,634 ♪ Got nothing to prove ♪ 633 00:23:20,636 --> 00:23:23,136 ♪ Be my friends, we go savage ♪ 634 00:23:23,138 --> 00:23:26,139 And then party! 635 00:23:26,141 --> 00:23:28,342 ♪ No telling what could happen ♪ 636 00:23:28,344 --> 00:23:29,776 ♪♪ 637 00:23:29,778 --> 00:23:31,812 ♪ Me and my friends ♪ 638 00:23:31,814 --> 00:23:33,944 ♪ Everybody wants to know our names ♪ 639 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:35,436 ♪ Everybody trying to DM 640 00:23:35,438 --> 00:23:37,451 But please, don't call us heroes. 641 00:23:37,453 --> 00:23:40,154 [TOGETHER] Call us Deltas! 642 00:23:42,658 --> 00:23:45,492 - And post. - [COMPUTER WHOOSHES] 643 00:23:45,494 --> 00:23:50,185 All right, we are officially a part of the Chug Challenge. 644 00:23:50,187 --> 00:23:52,511 Yeah, this should scare the competition, 645 00:23:52,513 --> 00:23:54,868 Yeah, and put us well on track to using the Loom. 646 00:23:54,870 --> 00:23:58,171 Okay, I think this calls for a snack party. 647 00:23:58,173 --> 00:23:59,506 Who wants nachos? 648 00:23:59,508 --> 00:24:01,341 It's my brother's special recipe. 649 00:24:01,343 --> 00:24:03,844 [GIRLS GIGGLING] 650 00:24:03,846 --> 00:24:07,276 Hey, I just wanted to say thank you. 651 00:24:07,278 --> 00:24:09,883 I've just always been so focused on 652 00:24:09,885 --> 00:24:12,719 changing the world at all costs that 653 00:24:12,721 --> 00:24:15,322 I just push people away. 654 00:24:15,324 --> 00:24:17,824 So thanks. 655 00:24:17,826 --> 00:24:20,227 Oh, I mean, they're really the ones who... 656 00:24:20,229 --> 00:24:22,696 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 657 00:24:22,698 --> 00:24:24,164 Thank you. 658 00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:28,166 ♪♪ 659 00:24:30,022 --> 00:24:32,779 Loom or no Loom, at least some things are changing. 660 00:24:32,781 --> 00:24:35,108 I can still put a stiletto through your head, 661 00:24:35,110 --> 00:24:37,978 but your plan does seem to be working. 662 00:24:37,980 --> 00:24:39,713 I still think it's the stupidest way 663 00:24:39,715 --> 00:24:41,081 to get what we want, but... 664 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:43,117 [DOORBELL RINGS] 665 00:24:46,388 --> 00:24:47,454 [TENSE MUSIC] 666 00:24:47,456 --> 00:24:48,922 'Sup, ladies. 667 00:24:48,924 --> 00:24:51,091 Heard there was a new sorority on the block, 668 00:24:51,093 --> 00:24:53,727 had to come and hit y'all with that Big-D welcome. 669 00:24:53,729 --> 00:24:55,095 What? 670 00:24:55,097 --> 00:24:57,297 You guys tricked out this place. 671 00:24:57,299 --> 00:25:00,267 Ho! Gargoyles in sunglasses? 672 00:25:00,269 --> 00:25:02,336 Sick! So sick! 673 00:25:02,338 --> 00:25:04,404 - Nate, what the hell are you... - No. 674 00:25:04,406 --> 00:25:06,206 It's Shotgun Nate! 675 00:25:06,208 --> 00:25:08,208 You guys have got to come to Dion's. 676 00:25:08,210 --> 00:25:10,844 I mean, it makes me wonder why I ever left college. 677 00:25:10,846 --> 00:25:12,799 Dionysus has the power to put people 678 00:25:12,801 --> 00:25:14,481 in a constant state of ecstasy. 679 00:25:14,483 --> 00:25:16,016 Nate's under his spell. 680 00:25:16,018 --> 00:25:19,219 You mean Shotgun Nate. [LAUGHS] 681 00:25:19,221 --> 00:25:22,055 Yeah, we're gonna go train for your dumb challenge, 682 00:25:22,057 --> 00:25:23,690 so go bother some other house. 683 00:25:23,692 --> 00:25:26,159 Oh, right, ugh. 684 00:25:26,161 --> 00:25:29,196 I'm not here just to meet the new neighbors. 685 00:25:29,198 --> 00:25:31,865 I also wanted to tell you 686 00:25:31,867 --> 00:25:34,601 that you're disqualified from the Chug Challenges. 687 00:25:34,603 --> 00:25:36,737 ♪♪ 688 00:25:36,739 --> 00:25:39,329 There's no way you're getting that chalice. 689 00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:40,512 The hell are you on about? 690 00:25:40,514 --> 00:25:43,276 Well, Shotgun told me why you're really here. 691 00:25:43,278 --> 00:25:46,380 And the thing is, I just can't have you using that Loom. 692 00:25:46,382 --> 00:25:48,115 Thing's a total buzzkill. 693 00:25:48,117 --> 00:25:51,085 We did everything you said, played by every stupid rule. 694 00:25:51,087 --> 00:25:53,320 You can't just change them on us now. 695 00:25:53,322 --> 00:25:55,789 Well, yeah, I can. 696 00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:59,292 I mean, who says that you have to play fair? 697 00:25:59,294 --> 00:26:00,761 I'm a god! 698 00:26:00,763 --> 00:26:02,662 I just gotta keep it whimsical, bro! 699 00:26:02,664 --> 00:26:04,131 Let's roll! 700 00:26:04,133 --> 00:26:07,668 ALL: [CHANTING] Whimsy, whimsy! 701 00:26:11,674 --> 00:26:13,491 - Who was at the door? - Ugh! 702 00:26:13,493 --> 00:26:14,560 Oh, what's wrong? 703 00:26:14,562 --> 00:26:16,276 We're not getting the chalice, that's what. 704 00:26:16,278 --> 00:26:18,423 Dion's refusing to let us participate in the challenges. 705 00:26:18,425 --> 00:26:20,701 He somehow got to Nate, figured out what we're doing. 706 00:26:20,703 --> 00:26:22,849 Of course he did. 707 00:26:22,851 --> 00:26:24,918 It's okay. We will figure this out. 708 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,988 I am done trying to figure this out with you people. 709 00:26:27,990 --> 00:26:29,923 I should've done this my way from the start, 710 00:26:29,925 --> 00:26:31,858 so I'm taking that chalice by force. 711 00:26:31,860 --> 00:26:33,326 Look, even if you tried, that won't work. 712 00:26:33,328 --> 00:26:34,551 You can't defy a god. 713 00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:36,963 And there is no way you're using the Loom on your own. 714 00:26:36,965 --> 00:26:39,933 Being a grown up sounds weird. 715 00:26:39,935 --> 00:26:41,134 If I can't get Dion's cup, 716 00:26:41,136 --> 00:26:42,736 I can at least make him suffer... 717 00:26:42,738 --> 00:26:44,104 him and all his bros, 718 00:26:44,106 --> 00:26:46,206 including your hyp-bro-tized friend, Nate. 719 00:26:46,208 --> 00:26:48,315 Hold on a minute. You can't do that. 720 00:26:48,317 --> 00:26:49,709 We're a sisterhood, remember? 721 00:26:49,711 --> 00:26:51,912 You can stop feeding me that line right now. 722 00:26:51,914 --> 00:26:53,146 You pretend we're sisters, 723 00:26:53,148 --> 00:26:55,167 but all you do is expect me to change. 724 00:26:55,169 --> 00:26:57,784 I'm only your sister if I become more like you. 725 00:26:57,786 --> 00:26:58,852 Astra, calm down. It's not... 726 00:26:58,854 --> 00:27:00,587 You never listen to my ideas, 727 00:27:00,589 --> 00:27:02,422 and I see how you all look at me. 728 00:27:02,424 --> 00:27:05,352 I might be new to this, but that is not sisterhood, 729 00:27:05,354 --> 00:27:07,527 and I am done trying to fit in. 730 00:27:07,529 --> 00:27:10,564 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 731 00:27:10,566 --> 00:27:13,667 ♪♪ 732 00:27:13,669 --> 00:27:15,569 Hey, got your text. 733 00:27:15,571 --> 00:27:17,504 Hey. 734 00:27:17,506 --> 00:27:18,939 Where were you? 735 00:27:18,941 --> 00:27:20,607 Trying to get you into this place. 736 00:27:20,609 --> 00:27:22,476 - What do you think? - _ 737 00:27:22,478 --> 00:27:24,578 What? Dad, how'd you do this? 738 00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:26,379 Went back in time, donated. 739 00:27:26,381 --> 00:27:28,171 You're as good as in. 740 00:27:28,173 --> 00:27:29,244 Thank you, 741 00:27:29,246 --> 00:27:31,485 but I didn't really need a building. 742 00:27:31,487 --> 00:27:34,054 Just needed you here. 743 00:27:34,056 --> 00:27:37,157 Well, I thought you were embarrassed to be with me. 744 00:27:37,159 --> 00:27:39,392 I don't belong with these people. 745 00:27:39,394 --> 00:27:40,994 I didn't wanna ruin your chances. 746 00:27:40,996 --> 00:27:42,229 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 747 00:27:42,231 --> 00:27:43,630 I'm sorry. It wasn't about you. 748 00:27:43,632 --> 00:27:45,966 I was just ashamed of me. 749 00:27:45,968 --> 00:27:47,934 What are you talking about? 750 00:27:47,936 --> 00:27:49,593 Don't be stupid. You're great. 751 00:27:49,595 --> 00:27:51,084 Yeah, but I don't belong with them either. 752 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,173 I mean, the only reason that I survived high school 753 00:27:53,175 --> 00:27:55,375 was because I was imagining that one day I would get out 754 00:27:55,377 --> 00:27:57,077 and find my people. 755 00:27:57,079 --> 00:27:58,834 They're never gonna take me as one of them. 756 00:27:58,836 --> 00:28:00,036 I don't really wanna be. 757 00:28:00,038 --> 00:28:02,729 You don't have to impress these idiots, these leeches. 758 00:28:02,731 --> 00:28:04,454 You're twice the person they'll ever be. 759 00:28:04,456 --> 00:28:06,276 Yeah, but so are you. 760 00:28:06,278 --> 00:28:08,455 I mean, you fought a demon dog. 761 00:28:08,457 --> 00:28:10,203 And these people think that they're better than us 762 00:28:10,205 --> 00:28:11,705 because they have whales on their shorts? 763 00:28:11,707 --> 00:28:13,273 [SCOFFS] 764 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:16,343 What do you say we find a way to piss off some rich kids? 765 00:28:16,345 --> 00:28:18,445 I like the sound of that. 766 00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:21,114 - [HIP-HOP MUSIC] - ♪ Ready, set, go, move ♪ 767 00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:23,516 ♪ Ready, set, go, move ♪ 768 00:28:23,518 --> 00:28:24,851 - ♪ Ready, set ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 769 00:28:24,853 --> 00:28:26,319 ♪ Go, move ♪ 770 00:28:26,321 --> 00:28:27,954 - ♪ Ready, set ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 771 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,522 - Give me that. - ♪ Pull up with the drip ♪ 772 00:28:29,524 --> 00:28:31,291 ♪ But let's see y'all can fit ♪ 773 00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:32,726 ♪ Captain of the ship, lil mama... ♪ 774 00:28:32,728 --> 00:28:34,194 ♪♪ 775 00:28:34,196 --> 00:28:36,419 Wait, Astra, no, no, no, you don't have to do this. 776 00:28:36,421 --> 00:28:37,997 I am done listening to you. 777 00:28:37,999 --> 00:28:39,265 Fine, then don't listen to me. 778 00:28:39,267 --> 00:28:40,856 Listen to yourself. 779 00:28:40,858 --> 00:28:42,381 Come on, you know this isn't right. 780 00:28:42,383 --> 00:28:44,118 Yeah, that's the thing. I don't know that. 781 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,773 Where I'm from, I had to fight to survive. 782 00:28:46,775 --> 00:28:48,908 This is all I know. This is what life has made me. 783 00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:50,200 I am not gonna change. 784 00:28:50,202 --> 00:28:51,624 Hey, no, we don't want you 785 00:28:51,626 --> 00:28:52,848 to give up who you are. 786 00:28:52,850 --> 00:28:54,806 Look, when I joined the Legends, 787 00:28:54,808 --> 00:28:56,164 I was a punk, all right? 788 00:28:56,166 --> 00:28:57,989 And there wasn't a rule that I couldn't break. 789 00:28:57,991 --> 00:29:00,481 And guess what? I still am. 790 00:29:00,483 --> 00:29:01,806 I just don't need to hurt people 791 00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:04,824 to survive anymore because I have them. 792 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:08,128 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 793 00:29:08,130 --> 00:29:11,464 Fine, so I don't burn down a house, 794 00:29:11,466 --> 00:29:13,566 but what if I never wanna dress as a moose 795 00:29:13,568 --> 00:29:16,936 or sit through one of your interminable team meetings? 796 00:29:16,938 --> 00:29:19,239 Then we still got a place for you. 797 00:29:19,241 --> 00:29:21,641 Did you come to party down? 798 00:29:21,643 --> 00:29:24,043 No, we've come to get the chalice and you. 799 00:29:24,045 --> 00:29:25,912 Come on, Nate, you can't stay here. 800 00:29:25,914 --> 00:29:27,059 Sure I can. 801 00:29:27,061 --> 00:29:28,804 Dion says as long as he has followers, 802 00:29:28,806 --> 00:29:30,028 he has the power to run this place 803 00:29:30,030 --> 00:29:32,120 and grant people that cup. 804 00:29:32,122 --> 00:29:34,645 Thought that'd be useful information for you. 805 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:36,043 Can't really remember why. 806 00:29:36,045 --> 00:29:38,635 Either way, I'm very important here, so excuse me. 807 00:29:38,637 --> 00:29:40,026 Shotgun Nate! 808 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:43,419 ALL: [CHANTING] Shotgun Nate! 809 00:29:43,421 --> 00:29:45,155 Wait... 810 00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:50,319 The Olympians feed off devotion, right? 811 00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:52,635 So that means that Dion only has his followers 812 00:29:52,637 --> 00:29:56,175 for as long as they worship him as the party god, 813 00:29:56,177 --> 00:29:59,935 so if we take away all these followers from him, that's it. 814 00:29:59,937 --> 00:30:01,514 The chalice is released from his grasp. 815 00:30:01,516 --> 00:30:04,384 Okay, but the party isn't slowing down. 816 00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:07,353 No, but there is one way to get college kids 817 00:30:07,355 --> 00:30:08,945 to leave a party. 818 00:30:08,947 --> 00:30:10,824 Oh, wait, no, no, no, please don't say... 819 00:30:10,826 --> 00:30:13,293 And that is to throw an even bigger party, 820 00:30:13,295 --> 00:30:15,195 which means... 821 00:30:15,197 --> 00:30:16,830 What is wrong with you people? 822 00:30:16,832 --> 00:30:19,532 Come on. 823 00:30:19,534 --> 00:30:21,901 The Deltas have got to out-party Dionysus. 824 00:30:21,903 --> 00:30:24,037 I am still in Hell, aren't I? 825 00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:25,840 [CHUCKLES] Come on. 826 00:30:29,311 --> 00:30:33,069 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 827 00:30:33,071 --> 00:30:36,722 I can't believe it! Delta's very first house party. 828 00:30:36,724 --> 00:30:38,490 You know, I'm actually excited. 829 00:30:38,492 --> 00:30:39,515 I get it now. 830 00:30:39,517 --> 00:30:41,106 Parties aren't just about getting drunk. 831 00:30:41,108 --> 00:30:42,895 They're about building community. 832 00:30:42,897 --> 00:30:45,788 This is so much better than just some frat party. 833 00:30:45,790 --> 00:30:48,947 Yeah, it would be if anyone were here to see it. 834 00:30:48,949 --> 00:30:50,569 So where is everybody? 835 00:30:50,571 --> 00:30:52,604 You know what? I think I know. 836 00:30:52,606 --> 00:30:55,541 - [POP MUSIC PLAYING] - _ 837 00:30:55,543 --> 00:30:59,543 ♪♪ 838 00:31:00,651 --> 00:31:03,585 I don't know why we thought we could out-party Dion. 839 00:31:03,587 --> 00:31:05,469 You know what? Let's not give up yet. 840 00:31:05,471 --> 00:31:09,773 - Why not? - We have drinks, games, music. 841 00:31:09,775 --> 00:31:11,975 We did everything we were supposed to, 842 00:31:11,977 --> 00:31:13,667 and no one came. 843 00:31:13,669 --> 00:31:14,724 That's right. 844 00:31:14,726 --> 00:31:17,481 We did everything that we were supposed to. 845 00:31:17,483 --> 00:31:19,383 But maybe we should ask ourselves... 846 00:31:19,385 --> 00:31:21,184 what would Astra do? 847 00:31:21,186 --> 00:31:24,154 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 848 00:31:24,156 --> 00:31:25,656 If you really wanna win, 849 00:31:25,658 --> 00:31:27,658 it is not enough to be good at your own game. 850 00:31:27,660 --> 00:31:30,527 You also have to take out the competition, 851 00:31:30,529 --> 00:31:34,631 so I am talking sabotage. 852 00:31:34,633 --> 00:31:36,333 Yeah. 853 00:31:36,335 --> 00:31:37,934 All right, what's the plan? 854 00:31:37,936 --> 00:31:40,203 First, we take Dion out of play. 855 00:31:40,205 --> 00:31:42,906 Now, I scoped out his place when I was gonna burn it down, 856 00:31:42,908 --> 00:31:44,675 and I have an idea. 857 00:31:44,677 --> 00:31:46,410 - [BEATNET'S "HUSTLE A LOT"] - ♪ Hustle a lot ♪ 858 00:31:46,412 --> 00:31:47,878 ♪ I'm all I got, I'm all I got ♪ 859 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,347 ♪ Busted the ops, busted the ops ♪ 860 00:31:50,349 --> 00:31:52,182 Ooh, 'sup, Charlie. 861 00:31:52,184 --> 00:31:53,350 ♪ Snitches get stitches ♪ 862 00:31:53,352 --> 00:31:55,018 ♪ Money get... ♪ 863 00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:56,286 ♪ I'm getting millions ♪ 864 00:31:56,288 --> 00:32:00,424 ♪♪ 865 00:32:00,426 --> 00:32:02,492 - Big-D! - Yeah. 866 00:32:02,494 --> 00:32:04,394 Now that I got my team out of your hair, 867 00:32:04,396 --> 00:32:07,030 how 'bout we get a fresh keg and celebrate? 868 00:32:07,032 --> 00:32:08,932 I like how you think, Shotgun. 869 00:32:08,934 --> 00:32:11,412 Once he's out, we mess with his party. 870 00:32:11,414 --> 00:32:13,004 Anything we can do to kill the vibe. 871 00:32:13,006 --> 00:32:18,076 Hacking into Dion's accounts, and... 872 00:32:19,211 --> 00:32:20,544 Bye-bye, party playlist. 873 00:32:20,546 --> 00:32:22,546 - [MUSIC STOPS] - Hey, who cut the music? 874 00:32:22,548 --> 00:32:24,147 [YODELING MUSIC PLAYS] 875 00:32:24,149 --> 00:32:26,083 What the hell is this? 876 00:32:26,085 --> 00:32:28,426 Then we take out his booze. 877 00:32:28,428 --> 00:32:29,519 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 878 00:32:29,521 --> 00:32:33,023 And this is where all the magic happens. 879 00:32:33,025 --> 00:32:34,524 Wow. 880 00:32:34,526 --> 00:32:38,195 So, uh, are these all lagers? 881 00:32:38,197 --> 00:32:39,463 ♪♪ 882 00:32:39,465 --> 00:32:41,064 - Whoa. - I'm sorry, bro. 883 00:32:41,066 --> 00:32:42,793 No hard feelings, yeah? 884 00:32:42,795 --> 00:32:44,367 Dad, now! 885 00:32:44,369 --> 00:32:46,970 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 886 00:32:46,972 --> 00:32:49,863 ♪♪ 887 00:32:49,865 --> 00:32:51,566 [YELPS] 888 00:32:54,046 --> 00:32:56,012 [YODELING MUSIC PLAYING] 889 00:32:56,014 --> 00:32:58,281 Now the keg is tapped. 890 00:32:58,283 --> 00:33:01,788 So final phase... hijack the party. 891 00:33:01,790 --> 00:33:02,986 ♪♪ 892 00:33:02,988 --> 00:33:06,256 Hey, guys, I heard there's a rager at Delta Chi Sigma. 893 00:33:06,258 --> 00:33:09,259 [ALL CHEERING] 894 00:33:09,261 --> 00:33:11,995 ♪♪ 895 00:33:11,997 --> 00:33:13,786 So what we waiting for? 896 00:33:13,788 --> 00:33:15,699 Let's go party. 897 00:33:15,701 --> 00:33:17,901 - [PUNCHY POP MUSIC] - ♪ Hands in the air ♪ 898 00:33:17,903 --> 00:33:19,803 ♪ Move it all around, shake your derriere ♪ 899 00:33:19,805 --> 00:33:22,606 Gotta say it, you Legends do know how to party. 900 00:33:22,608 --> 00:33:25,742 Rory, are you able to lift the chalice yet? 901 00:33:25,744 --> 00:33:28,211 [STRAINED GRUNT] It's still not giving. 902 00:33:28,213 --> 00:33:31,916 That doesn't make sense. All of his followers are here. 903 00:33:33,619 --> 00:33:35,585 Cool little trick you pulled back there. 904 00:33:35,587 --> 00:33:37,778 Gotta appreciate a good stunt. 905 00:33:37,780 --> 00:33:39,589 Still, I heard there was a party 906 00:33:39,591 --> 00:33:42,959 that I wasn't invited to, and that hurts. 907 00:33:42,961 --> 00:33:44,761 We're getting that chalice, Dion. 908 00:33:44,763 --> 00:33:46,980 Well, as long as I have my followers, 909 00:33:46,982 --> 00:33:49,533 my Chug Cup isn't going anywhere, 910 00:33:49,535 --> 00:33:51,635 and bros are bros for life. 911 00:33:51,637 --> 00:33:53,270 [TOGETHER] Bros are bros for life! 912 00:33:53,272 --> 00:33:56,406 Bros are bros for life! Bros are bros for life! 913 00:33:56,408 --> 00:33:58,408 - Bros are bros for life! - Hey! 914 00:33:58,410 --> 00:34:00,010 [RECORD SCRATCH] 915 00:34:00,012 --> 00:34:02,646 Your reign on this campus is over. 916 00:34:02,648 --> 00:34:06,316 I challenge you to beer pong. 917 00:34:06,318 --> 00:34:07,417 [WHIP CRACKS] 918 00:34:07,419 --> 00:34:09,853 [BOYS OOH, CHUCKLE] 919 00:34:09,855 --> 00:34:11,288 Ooh. 920 00:34:11,290 --> 00:34:13,818 You do know I'm undefeated 921 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:16,293 in all my years on campus, right? 922 00:34:16,295 --> 00:34:19,749 Yeah, but it might be pretty hard 923 00:34:19,751 --> 00:34:22,332 to hold on to all your followers 924 00:34:22,334 --> 00:34:25,802 once they watch me demolish you. 925 00:34:25,804 --> 00:34:27,170 - [CHUCKLING] - Ooh. 926 00:34:27,172 --> 00:34:30,173 So come on, D-Bag. 927 00:34:30,175 --> 00:34:32,075 [LAUGHTER] 928 00:34:32,077 --> 00:34:33,476 What do you say? 929 00:34:33,478 --> 00:34:38,048 Winner takes all, Dartmouth rules. 930 00:34:38,050 --> 00:34:40,784 [SIGHS] Well, 931 00:34:40,786 --> 00:34:42,953 you know I can't say no to a challenge. 932 00:34:42,955 --> 00:34:44,387 ♪♪ 933 00:34:44,389 --> 00:34:47,958 Hmm, stupid whimsy. You're on. 934 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,228 But if I win, 935 00:34:51,230 --> 00:34:53,463 Delta house gets shut down. 936 00:34:53,465 --> 00:34:55,765 [CROWD MURMURS NERVOUSLY] 937 00:34:55,767 --> 00:34:59,469 No sorority and no Chug Cup. 938 00:34:59,471 --> 00:35:02,706 [CROWD CHEERS] 939 00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:03,974 You sure about this, babe? 940 00:35:03,976 --> 00:35:05,542 'Cause, you know, you can't see. 941 00:35:05,544 --> 00:35:08,245 Oh, I've played some beer pong in my life, 942 00:35:08,247 --> 00:35:10,548 and plus superpowers, remember? 943 00:35:12,351 --> 00:35:14,618 The game is beer pong. 944 00:35:14,620 --> 00:35:16,353 [CROWD WHOOPS] 945 00:35:16,355 --> 00:35:19,055 Now, sink a ball into a cup and the other player drinks it, 946 00:35:19,057 --> 00:35:22,862 and to make it even more fun, body saves are fair game. 947 00:35:22,864 --> 00:35:23,893 [CROWD OOHS] 948 00:35:23,895 --> 00:35:25,829 So remember, everybody, the first player 949 00:35:25,831 --> 00:35:28,765 to clear the other's cups takes it all. 950 00:35:28,767 --> 00:35:31,702 Now, opponents, please shake hands. 951 00:35:33,572 --> 00:35:35,405 May the best player win. 952 00:35:35,407 --> 00:35:38,409 [ETHEREAL WHOOSH] 953 00:35:39,511 --> 00:35:41,112 Whatever. 954 00:35:43,181 --> 00:35:46,583 [PULSATING HEARTBEAT] 955 00:35:46,585 --> 00:35:49,486 [HIP-HOP MUSIC] 956 00:35:49,488 --> 00:35:51,221 ♪ What y'all drinking on? ♪ 957 00:35:51,223 --> 00:35:52,589 ♪♪ 958 00:35:52,591 --> 00:35:54,357 ♪ And can you give me some? ♪ 959 00:35:54,359 --> 00:35:56,993 ♪ Sip it so quickly you can hardly blink ♪ 960 00:35:56,995 --> 00:35:58,782 And pong! 961 00:35:58,784 --> 00:36:00,931 [PEOPLE CHEERING SIMULTANEOUSLY] 962 00:36:00,933 --> 00:36:03,233 ♪ Got a disease, and they don't know what to call it ♪ 963 00:36:03,235 --> 00:36:04,334 ♪ What is? 964 00:36:04,336 --> 00:36:06,036 ♪ I'm an alcoholic, drink until I... ♪ 965 00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:08,371 [CROWD CHEERS] 966 00:36:08,373 --> 00:36:10,273 ♪♪ 967 00:36:10,275 --> 00:36:11,808 Chug! 968 00:36:11,810 --> 00:36:13,476 ♪ Something to get 'em through ♪ 969 00:36:13,478 --> 00:36:16,313 ♪ I ain't standing up, I'm laying down under ♪ 970 00:36:16,315 --> 00:36:17,581 [SHOUTS] 971 00:36:17,583 --> 00:36:19,849 ♪ 'Cause driving, I ain't late, and I'm done ♪ 972 00:36:19,851 --> 00:36:21,184 ♪ See a stop sign... ♪ 973 00:36:21,186 --> 00:36:23,653 [CROWD CHEERS] 974 00:36:23,655 --> 00:36:26,189 [GROANS] Kay. 975 00:36:26,191 --> 00:36:28,658 ♪ The ladies want a couple cups of pink pear ♪ 976 00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:29,726 ♪♪ 977 00:36:29,728 --> 00:36:31,261 Chug, chug, chug! 978 00:36:31,263 --> 00:36:32,829 ♪ Can't stand it ♪ 979 00:36:32,831 --> 00:36:35,131 ♪ KCT, caribou, and some foo-foo drinks ♪ 980 00:36:35,133 --> 00:36:38,101 ♪ And you won't care what dudes think ♪ 981 00:36:38,103 --> 00:36:39,235 [TOGETHER] Oh! 982 00:36:39,237 --> 00:36:41,104 - Yes! - Whoo! 983 00:36:41,106 --> 00:36:42,272 [CROWD CHATTERING] 984 00:36:42,274 --> 00:36:43,841 This point wins it. 985 00:36:47,813 --> 00:36:50,547 All right, let's do this. 986 00:36:50,549 --> 00:36:51,983 Whoo! 987 00:37:12,337 --> 00:37:14,404 - Whoa. - Oh! 988 00:37:14,406 --> 00:37:17,240 [CROWD CHEERING] 989 00:37:17,242 --> 00:37:20,477 [VICTORIOUS MUSIC] 990 00:37:20,479 --> 00:37:22,479 I'm sorry, dude. 991 00:37:22,481 --> 00:37:24,214 [CROWD CHEERING] 992 00:37:24,216 --> 00:37:25,582 Our winner! 993 00:37:25,584 --> 00:37:27,283 ♪♪ 994 00:37:27,285 --> 00:37:28,885 We gotta give it to her. 995 00:37:28,887 --> 00:37:31,354 Wait, wait, wait, what happened to bros for life? 996 00:37:31,356 --> 00:37:32,455 I... [LAUGHS] 997 00:37:32,457 --> 00:37:33,656 [SIGHS] 998 00:37:33,658 --> 00:37:35,525 Come on, I know you wanna say it. 999 00:37:35,527 --> 00:37:37,560 - Aw. - I will not. 1000 00:37:37,562 --> 00:37:39,362 - Aw. - Then I will. 1001 00:37:39,364 --> 00:37:40,563 Go... 1002 00:37:40,565 --> 00:37:42,465 [TOGETHER] Sisters! 1003 00:37:42,467 --> 00:37:43,566 Whoo! 1004 00:37:43,568 --> 00:37:45,201 [METAL CLANKS] 1005 00:37:45,203 --> 00:37:46,771 Huh? 1006 00:37:47,706 --> 00:37:48,772 Got your cup. 1007 00:37:48,774 --> 00:37:51,408 - Yay! - Yeah! 1008 00:37:51,410 --> 00:37:53,643 ♪♪ 1009 00:37:53,645 --> 00:37:55,445 Best father-daughter weekend ever. 1010 00:37:55,447 --> 00:37:59,447 ♪♪ 1011 00:38:03,798 --> 00:38:06,379 I can't believe that actually worked. 1012 00:38:06,381 --> 00:38:07,980 Yeah, you'll get used to it. 1013 00:38:07,982 --> 00:38:10,116 We couldn't have done it without the three of you. 1014 00:38:10,118 --> 00:38:11,551 Yeah, thanks for sticking with us 1015 00:38:11,553 --> 00:38:12,852 even when we were right gits. 1016 00:38:12,854 --> 00:38:14,987 - [LAUGHTER] - It's been real, ladies. 1017 00:38:14,989 --> 00:38:17,085 I'm sorry this chapter of Delta Chi Sigma 1018 00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:18,543 has to come to an end. 1019 00:38:18,545 --> 00:38:19,733 Oh, it's not over. 1020 00:38:19,735 --> 00:38:21,225 We're gonna keep Delta house going. 1021 00:38:21,227 --> 00:38:22,316 What? 1022 00:38:22,318 --> 00:38:24,923 After the party, I applied for a house on Greek row. 1023 00:38:24,925 --> 00:38:26,514 Fitting in is hard enough... 1024 00:38:26,516 --> 00:38:29,610 so many people telling you what to do and what to wear. 1025 00:38:29,612 --> 00:38:31,003 Now there's a space for people 1026 00:38:31,005 --> 00:38:32,705 to figure it out for themselves 1027 00:38:32,707 --> 00:38:33,940 thanks to you guys. 1028 00:38:33,942 --> 00:38:36,899 I get it. You're welcome. 1029 00:38:36,901 --> 00:38:38,057 All right, ladies... 1030 00:38:38,059 --> 00:38:39,148 - Oy. - What? 1031 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:41,481 - One for the road? - [LAUGHS] 1032 00:38:41,483 --> 00:38:42,615 [TOGETHER] Deltas! 1033 00:38:42,617 --> 00:38:44,684 [LAUGHTER] 1034 00:38:44,686 --> 00:38:45,985 - Bye, sisters. - Aww. 1035 00:38:45,987 --> 00:38:47,487 - Bye! - Gonna miss you! 1036 00:38:47,489 --> 00:38:49,689 - Just say no to drugs, kids. - Don't do it. 1037 00:38:49,691 --> 00:38:51,467 - [SIGHS] Youth. - It's not worth it. 1038 00:38:51,469 --> 00:38:53,236 - I need a nap. - [LAUGHS] 1039 00:38:53,238 --> 00:38:56,239 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1040 00:38:56,241 --> 00:38:57,673 ♪♪ 1041 00:38:57,675 --> 00:38:59,475 You guys earned the good stuff. 1042 00:38:59,477 --> 00:39:02,011 You won the chalice, and with it, 1043 00:39:02,013 --> 00:39:04,213 immortality for a day. 1044 00:39:04,215 --> 00:39:07,050 All right, guess it's time to chug. 1045 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:10,319 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 1046 00:39:10,321 --> 00:39:12,321 To Behrad, 1047 00:39:12,323 --> 00:39:14,691 and to your mum. 1048 00:39:16,461 --> 00:39:17,994 [SIGHS] Well, 1049 00:39:17,996 --> 00:39:21,430 it's actually quite a lot of responsibility, really. 1050 00:39:21,432 --> 00:39:23,065 And that is a lot of wine. 1051 00:39:23,067 --> 00:39:25,801 Why don't we all just drink from it? 1052 00:39:25,803 --> 00:39:27,670 I mean, who said there only has to be three fates, right? 1053 00:39:27,672 --> 00:39:29,205 Yeah, we could all use the Loom together. 1054 00:39:29,207 --> 00:39:30,951 Yeah, you're not alone in this, love. 1055 00:39:30,953 --> 00:39:32,708 Yeah, immortality sounds pretty epic. 1056 00:39:32,710 --> 00:39:34,043 - [CHUCKLES] - Let's drink. 1057 00:39:34,045 --> 00:39:35,189 ♪♪ 1058 00:39:35,191 --> 00:39:37,580 - Let's all do it then. - Yeah. 1059 00:39:37,582 --> 00:39:41,618 ♪♪ 1060 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:43,987 [CHUCKLES] 1061 00:39:47,325 --> 00:39:48,591 [GRUNTS] Wow. 1062 00:39:48,593 --> 00:39:50,026 [CLEARS THROAT] 1063 00:39:50,028 --> 00:39:52,194 Yeah, I'm not gonna drink... super haram... 1064 00:39:52,196 --> 00:39:55,531 but I trust all of you to bring my baby brother back. 1065 00:39:55,533 --> 00:40:00,303 ♪♪ 1066 00:40:00,305 --> 00:40:02,005 Here goes nothing. 1067 00:40:04,108 --> 00:40:06,108 - [CHUCKLES] - Oy. 1068 00:40:06,110 --> 00:40:10,615 ♪♪ 1069 00:40:12,617 --> 00:40:14,851 Mm. [CLEARS THROAT] 1070 00:40:16,588 --> 00:40:19,188 That's it. 1071 00:40:19,190 --> 00:40:21,725 Well, not exactly, bro. 1072 00:40:23,194 --> 00:40:26,630 [ETHEREAL HUM] 1073 00:40:27,518 --> 00:40:30,787 Oh, wow, you are all glowing. 1074 00:40:32,136 --> 00:40:34,470 Oh, must be the moisturizer you recommended. 1075 00:40:34,472 --> 00:40:35,938 Like, my skin feels tighter. 1076 00:40:35,940 --> 00:40:37,707 Mm-mm, literally... you're literally glowing. 1077 00:40:37,709 --> 00:40:39,875 Guys, we did it. 1078 00:40:39,877 --> 00:40:41,777 - Whoo, whoo! - [LAUGHS] 1079 00:40:41,779 --> 00:40:44,036 Come on, let's go and use that Loom! 1080 00:40:44,038 --> 00:40:45,638 And remember, 1081 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,797 no looming anything that'll ruin my party. 1082 00:40:48,799 --> 00:40:51,957 Not that you would, Clotho. I can tell you're still chill. 1083 00:40:51,959 --> 00:40:53,022 That's right. 1084 00:40:53,024 --> 00:40:54,757 Later days, Shotgun. 1085 00:40:54,759 --> 00:40:56,025 [VOICE CRACKS] Later days, Dion! 1086 00:40:56,027 --> 00:40:58,828 You guys got some trippy art here. 1087 00:40:58,830 --> 00:41:00,596 This cane was yelling at me. 1088 00:41:00,598 --> 00:41:03,366 Yeah, I'll take that nice one, love. 1089 00:41:03,368 --> 00:41:05,735 Sounds like someone's had too much to drink. 1090 00:41:05,737 --> 00:41:07,870 Let's get you outta here. 1091 00:41:07,872 --> 00:41:10,140 ALL: Bye. 1092 00:41:17,248 --> 00:41:18,314 Hello, traitor. 1093 00:41:18,316 --> 00:41:21,317 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 1094 00:41:21,319 --> 00:41:23,319 ♪♪ 1095 00:41:23,321 --> 00:41:25,421 Just the woman I wanted to see. 1096 00:41:25,423 --> 00:41:26,722 Don't bother trying to win me back. 1097 00:41:26,724 --> 00:41:28,290 I don't need you anymore. 1098 00:41:28,292 --> 00:41:31,116 When you asked for my help killing John Constantine, 1099 00:41:31,118 --> 00:41:34,230 I warned you you would be in my debt. 1100 00:41:34,232 --> 00:41:36,699 Well, honey, I'm calling in the favor. 1101 00:41:36,701 --> 00:41:40,723 ♪♪ 1102 00:41:40,725 --> 00:41:43,725 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -