1 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:10,936 Mom, I'm trying to eat breakfast. 2 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:11,937 Almost done. 3 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:16,692 -Your mustache is really coming in. -Mom! 4 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:20,696 Phoebe! 5 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:24,449 I'm bleeding! 6 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:25,742 You made me bleed! 7 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,160 You'll live. Phoebe! 8 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:29,580 What are you doing? 9 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:33,834 Neighbor's electricity is running out of phase. I tied in, bumped us up to 220. 10 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,085 Now I can run my lathe. 11 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:37,421 And you didn't think to ask me? 12 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,923 I mean, you just demonstrate zero aptitude for science. 13 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,009 -Got it. -You're better at other things. 14 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,553 -Like quesadillas. -My hair dryer. 15 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,555 -Your quesadillas are excellent. -Thank you. 16 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:48,640 -Now what? -Mom! 17 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:52,102 -Really? You don't have legs? -I'm not an adult. 18 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:57,774 I'm literally driving to pick up a check now. 19 00:05:58,859 --> 00:05:59,902 You win lottery? 20 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,653 Kind of. My father died. 21 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:04,823 Relax. I didn't even know him. I'm surprised he left me anything. 22 00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:06,325 -Sounds like my father. -Yeah? 23 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:09,536 Did your dad abandon your family and move to the middle of nowhere? 24 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:11,205 No. 25 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:17,211 Look, I... I know I have not been a reliable or consistent tenant. 26 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:19,463 But if you give me a week to settle loose ends, 27 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,632 I'll be back with everything I owe. 28 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:25,260 I can fix that! 29 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:26,762 Listen, 30 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:29,264 I wait for you to leave, 31 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:31,099 then I change locks. 32 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:17,062 There it is. 33 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,605 This is Summerville. 34 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:21,692 -This is where your grandfather lived. -And died. 35 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:23,986 Come on. Not a single bar? 36 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,779 There'd better be a bar. 37 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:26,864 That's funny. 38 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:43,172 "Behold, 39 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:45,716 there was a great earthquake. 40 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,677 The sun became as black as cloth, 41 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,470 the seas boiled, 42 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:52,764 the moon became as blood, 43 00:07:52,848 --> 00:07:54,433 the skies fell. 44 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:55,976 Revelation 6:12." 45 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:58,353 That was normal. 46 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,857 Maybe it's a good thing you never met your dad. 47 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:16,121 Great. You didn't tell us we inherited a murder house. 48 00:08:18,207 --> 00:08:19,791 And just think. 49 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:22,252 Now all of this is ours. 50 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:36,683 Pheebs, be a dear and break into your grandfather's house. 51 00:08:58,914 --> 00:08:59,915 Nice. 52 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:06,004 Oh, boy. 53 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,678 Not a single photo. 54 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,237 Rats. 55 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,577 You gotta see the gold mine of junk I found out back. 56 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:37,536 Great. 57 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:42,457 Oh, my God, this is so much worse than I thought it was gonna be. 58 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:56,972 Under the dining table now! 59 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:00,309 Phoebe. 60 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,855 Remember that summer we died under a table? 61 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,940 Of course this place is built on a fault line. 62 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:08,275 Probably just fracking. 63 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,152 It's fracking annoying, is what it is. 64 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,864 It's okay, we're only here for a week. 65 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,201 Give or take. 66 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,163 What does that mean? 67 00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:24,958 It means we're staying. 68 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,503 You said we'd only be here for a week! 69 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:30,255 Yeah, well, that was before we got evicted. 70 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:31,715 You said you had money saved up. 71 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,759 That was before I had children. 72 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,262 To be fair, you've never been good with money. 73 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:38,388 Thanks, Pheebs. 74 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:44,478 What's that? 75 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,396 How am I supposed to know? 76 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,027 Can I help you? 77 00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:01,119 Hi. We're the-- The-- 78 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,747 This was my father's place. 79 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,377 Hi. 80 00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:10,337 -Hi. -Hi. 81 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:15,008 I'm Janine Melnitz. We spoke on the phone. 82 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:16,426 I was your father's-- 83 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,762 You know, we were friends. 84 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,597 -Very sorry for your loss. -It's okay. 85 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,308 You knew him better than me. I should be sorry for your loss. 86 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:26,728 I just tried to keep the bills paid on time, that kind of thing. 87 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:29,898 -Like a money manager? -There was no money to manage. 88 00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:32,276 He could barely keep the power on. 89 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:35,112 So he left us nothing? 90 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,906 Well, I wouldn't say that. 91 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:41,159 There is quite a bit of debt. 92 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,580 Ms. Melnitz, 93 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,290 I'm here to sign forms, 94 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,042 pack the silverware and leave with a rent check. 95 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,545 Are you telling me this place is worthless? 96 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,798 You mean, aside from the sentimental value? 97 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,314 Are you going to that thing later? 98 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,566 -Yeah, probably. -Where's my order? 99 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,486 I can't believe a place like this still exists. 100 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:20,407 Can't believe we have to spend summer in this heap. We have lives. 101 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:23,827 -You don't think I have a life? -No. You're a mom. You live for us. 102 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,091 I'll be right back. 103 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,644 Hey. Maybe you will make a friend out here. 104 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,854 Make them out of what? 105 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,397 I'm serious. 106 00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:55,317 A new home could be an opportunity to start fresh. 107 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,527 Keep an open mind. 108 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:13,627 Two taters, three Spinners, grilled onions, one no cheese. 109 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,670 Lucky, there's-- 110 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,673 -There's something wrong with the meat. -I don't feel so good, Lucky. 111 00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:20,217 There's something wrong. He's throwing up the meat! 112 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:21,927 Cool place. 113 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,263 Yeah, I'll use that. 114 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:26,932 I don't own it. 115 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,433 I know you don't own it. 116 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,769 You look pretty young to own a business. 117 00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:35,649 I saw the sign out front. 118 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:36,567 "Help wanted"? 119 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,361 I can be helpful. 120 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:45,033 Under experience, you put "friendly" with a smiley face? 121 00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:46,660 I didn't really know what to put. 122 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,454 I don't think "friendly" qualifies as an experience. 123 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,248 It's a quality, I guess. 124 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:55,419 How old are you? 125 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,546 Seventeen. 126 00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,007 Think you can put in a good word for me? 127 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,800 I can tell them you have a pulse. 128 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,051 My name's Trevor. 129 00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:05,596 -My name's Trevor. -My name's Trevor. 130 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,015 -Dude, that was great. -Dude, that was really cute. 131 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,766 You have a chance with her. You really do. 132 00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:15,856 So where you heading? 133 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,482 We're staying, actually. 134 00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,319 You know that farmhouse off the highway with the barn? 135 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,321 Dirt? It was my father's. 136 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,281 Dirt Farmer had a family? 137 00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:26,450 You knew my father? 138 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:28,911 No one knew your father. 139 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,331 Well, I'm sure he'll be missed. 140 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:33,332 Nope. 141 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:44,927 What's up, Casanova? 142 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:27,654 Damn it. 143 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:37,664 What? 144 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,335 Come on! Bus leaves in 15! 145 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,225 Hey, Pheebs, 146 00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:58,977 at school today, don't be afraid to just start a conversation. 147 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,854 Are you kidding me? That's horrible advice. 148 00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:02,773 You're setting her up for failure. 149 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,442 Hey, how are the jokes coming along? 150 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,487 Why should you never trust atoms? 151 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,949 Because they make up everything. 152 00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:15,702 -That's funny. -No, it's not. 153 00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:18,079 -You can drop me off here. -Are you embarrassed? 154 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,205 Yeah. Bye. 155 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,128 Love you! 156 00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:30,759 That almost killed you. 157 00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:32,094 Yeah, with your face. 158 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,971 What's wrong? You love school. 159 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,222 I love learning. 160 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:38,016 This is a state-sponsored work camp for delinquents. 161 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:41,353 Fine. You can help me scrape asbestos out of the attic. 162 00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:45,190 I'll take my chances with public education. 163 00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:48,235 Hey, don't be yourself. 164 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:53,782 You okay? 165 00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:57,870 Yeah. First day. Can you imagine who they've got teaching summer school? 166 00:17:57,953 --> 00:17:59,621 I can. I teach here. 167 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,874 Oh, I'm so sorry. 168 00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:03,500 No, it's okay. It's-- 169 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:07,087 Most of the kids that go here, they're not very bright. 170 00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:08,005 Hey, Colin. 171 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:10,883 He's-- 172 00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,760 I can kind of do whatever I want. 173 00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:15,053 Score. 174 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,054 Right? 175 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,139 Dream job. 176 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,771 Good morning, class. How's everybody doing today? 177 00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,940 My name's Mr. Grooberson. 178 00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:29,860 I know. 179 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,571 You don't wanna be here. I don't wanna be here either. 180 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:37,951 Now, apparently, your school is still operating on VHS, 181 00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:41,663 but I found this gem in the teachers' lounge. 182 00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:43,207 It's great. It's called Cujo. 183 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,959 It's about a rabid Saint Bernard that-- 184 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,378 You know what? I don't wanna give too much away. 185 00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:51,131 But imagine Beethoven if he contracted rabies 186 00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:53,425 and just started mauling children. 187 00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:54,676 You'll get an idea. 188 00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:56,512 Enjoy. 189 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:05,812 Speeding. Three, two, one. 190 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,482 She sits alone. 191 00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:11,777 An outcast, rejected by her peers. 192 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,112 But what is her secret? 193 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,406 Perhaps she's on the run. 194 00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:18,951 On the run... 195 00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:21,828 from herself. 196 00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:23,080 And go. 197 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,125 Actually, my grandfather died. 198 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,878 My mom says we're here to pick through the rubble of his life. 199 00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:33,465 So you're here to uncover the mystery of his death? 200 00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:35,342 No. 201 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,969 It was natural causes. 202 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:41,181 Are you sure it wasn't unnatural causes? 203 00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:42,266 Yes. 204 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:45,102 Pretty sure it was a heart attack. 205 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,980 The silent killer. 206 00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:51,775 I'm Phoebe. 207 00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:53,402 Cool. I'm Podcast. 208 00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,404 Why do people call you Podcast? 209 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:58,532 I call myself Podcast. Because of my podcast. 210 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:03,370 Doing some painting? 211 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:04,288 Yeah. 212 00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:07,165 Whereabouts you staying? 213 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,127 That old apocalyptic ranch off of 99. 214 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,879 It was my father's place. 215 00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:13,463 Dirt Farmer had a family? 216 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,924 You all called him the Dirt Farmer? 217 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:17,217 Meant nothing by it. 218 00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:20,804 Man spends every week working a piece of land... 219 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:26,393 but never seeding, never watering, never growing a ding-dang thing. 220 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,020 It's curious behavior. 221 00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:30,063 Great customer though. 222 00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:33,150 He-- He bought some bizarre shit. 223 00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:35,777 Yeah, that sounds like him. 224 00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:00,761 What is this? 225 00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:03,180 Hello. 226 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,809 There's a highly entertaining movie about a killer dog 227 00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:09,061 happening right over there. 228 00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:10,479 Is this a seismic map? 229 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:15,484 -Yes. How did you know that? -Because it's a map of seismic activity. 230 00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,694 -Right. But-- -You're a seismologist? 231 00:21:18,946 --> 00:21:21,615 Does that seem so hard to believe? 232 00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:23,909 Figured you for a football coach. 233 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:28,956 Thank you. 234 00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,750 These don't look tectonic or volcanic. 235 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,045 Okay, smarty. 236 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,797 Here, check this out. 237 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,841 This is a volcano, all right? 238 00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:43,387 It builds and crests. 239 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:46,139 But this is a tectonic earthquake. 240 00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:50,018 Notice a little P-wave followed by a large S wave. 241 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,064 Yeah, I'm not an idiot. 242 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:56,149 Clearly. 243 00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:59,486 Well, this is the pattern in Summerville. 244 00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:04,157 Large P-wave, small S wave. Like an explosion. 245 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:06,910 -Where is it coming from? -I don't know. I don't know. 246 00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,663 I set up geophones, but I can't triangulate. 247 00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:10,956 Are you using three? 248 00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:14,251 Yeah. I know how many sides there are in a triangle. 249 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,545 I just thought you were being obtuse. 250 00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:22,217 Was that a geometry joke? 251 00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:24,303 Yes, that's why I winked. 252 00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:26,680 That's terrible. 253 00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:28,640 No, I loved it. 254 00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:33,604 I mean, somehow, a town that isn't anywhere near a tectonic plate, 255 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:37,065 that has no underground volcanic activity, no fault lines, 256 00:22:37,149 --> 00:22:39,276 no fracking, no loud music even, 257 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,111 is shaking on a daily basis. 258 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,199 Maybe it's the apocalypse. 259 00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:54,708 Twenty-three, 24, 25. 260 00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:58,086 Hey, no-skills. How's inventory? 261 00:22:58,170 --> 00:23:01,006 How's it going? No, it's not good. It's not good at all. 262 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:04,092 -Does everyone do this? -Yeah, it's important. 263 00:23:04,176 --> 00:23:05,677 You okay? 264 00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:07,471 Your lips are literally blue. 265 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:08,847 Yeah, I'm fine. 266 00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:11,975 -You should borrow my hoodie. -No, it's fine. Seriously. 267 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:13,393 It's really masculine. 268 00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:15,395 It's got a wolf on it. Trust me. 269 00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:16,897 Okay. 270 00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:23,612 I'm surprised it fits me. 271 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,489 Yeah, it's my boyfriend's, actually. 272 00:23:26,907 --> 00:23:28,033 Back to inventory. 273 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,413 Okay, we're speeding. Three, two, one. 274 00:23:33,497 --> 00:23:36,792 Yeah, just introduce yourself and tell me what you ate for breakfast. 275 00:23:37,835 --> 00:23:38,669 Phoebe. 276 00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:40,003 Toast. 277 00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:44,550 Okay, maybe a little more. Tell me a joke or something. 278 00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:46,301 A joke? 279 00:23:49,638 --> 00:23:52,015 What do you call a dead polar bear? 280 00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:54,977 Anything you want. 281 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,646 It can't hear you now. 282 00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:04,736 That was funny. 283 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,196 You're funny. 284 00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:07,990 Pretty hilarious joke. 285 00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:12,035 Fun fact: Did you know Summerville has more dead residents than living ones? 286 00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,580 Yeah, that's how cemeteries work. 287 00:24:14,663 --> 00:24:17,249 Wertheimers Hardware, run by the Illuminati. 288 00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:19,126 -Lizard people. -Lizard people? 289 00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:23,172 Jefferson, Einstein, Beyoncé? How do you think we got the pyramids? 290 00:24:23,255 --> 00:24:25,090 -Slaves? -Movie theater. 291 00:24:25,174 --> 00:24:26,466 That one's haunted. 292 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,385 I don't believe in ghosts. 293 00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:30,804 What? 294 00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:32,431 How can you--? 295 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:35,100 I mean, all the evidence! You don't believe in spirits? 296 00:24:35,851 --> 00:24:36,768 No. 297 00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:40,856 I think we're all just kind of meat puppets. 298 00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:45,277 There's something you need to see. I'll grab my wheels. 299 00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:56,288 -Are we even allowed to be here? -Oh, yeah. 300 00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:57,456 Totally. 301 00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:59,291 The mine's been closed since the '40s. 302 00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:03,295 They just put all these signs up 'cause of hazardous chemical leaks 303 00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:04,755 and on account of dynamite. 304 00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:06,590 I do this. 305 00:25:14,598 --> 00:25:17,476 The whole town was basically a mining operation. 306 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:19,436 They bore out this mountain like a grapefruit 307 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,606 and smelted everything into cold-riveted selenium girders. 308 00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:26,652 Why would you make a steel beam out of an electro conductor like selenium? 309 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:29,988 Right? 310 00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:30,989 Weird. 311 00:25:32,074 --> 00:25:33,325 Until one day, 312 00:25:33,951 --> 00:25:36,370 they were forced to close down the whole enchilada. 313 00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:37,496 Why? 314 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:42,501 One by one, miners who had worked for years 315 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:46,463 began leaping down the mine shaft to their death. 316 00:25:46,547 --> 00:25:51,051 They called it the Shandorian curse. 317 00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:14,783 Who built these? 318 00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:16,243 Depends who you believe. 319 00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:19,162 One day, they just showed up without explanation. 320 00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:23,000 Cool. 321 00:26:51,445 --> 00:26:53,363 What a shitbox. 322 00:26:56,033 --> 00:26:57,910 So, what's your podcast about? 323 00:26:58,702 --> 00:27:02,372 Mostly mysteries and the unknown, conspiracy theories, 324 00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:03,874 the occasional restaurant review. 325 00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:06,710 Maybe I could check it out sometime. 326 00:27:07,461 --> 00:27:09,671 -Really? -Yeah. 327 00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:18,472 The show really finds its voice on Episode 46. 328 00:27:18,555 --> 00:27:19,556 Okay. 329 00:27:20,849 --> 00:27:21,683 Hey. 330 00:27:21,767 --> 00:27:25,395 Look, this is totally cool if this is a no. Zero "presh." 331 00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:27,105 But... 332 00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:30,651 do you wanna be my lab partner? 333 00:27:32,361 --> 00:27:36,573 Well, I don't think we're gonna be doing any labs, but yeah. 334 00:27:37,366 --> 00:27:38,992 Yeah, sure, I'd love to. 335 00:27:39,076 --> 00:27:41,245 Cool, cool. All right. 336 00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:43,247 Yeah. 337 00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:46,416 Well, this is me. 338 00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:49,211 The Dirt Farmer's house? 339 00:27:49,294 --> 00:27:51,839 -Yeah, he was my grandfather. -No way, dude! 340 00:27:52,881 --> 00:27:54,633 So you're just gonna walk in? 341 00:27:57,553 --> 00:27:58,971 Are you recording me? 342 00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:01,765 Yeah, just in case your body's pulled apart into tiny pieces 343 00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:03,559 by an unseen dark force. 344 00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:08,689 All right. Bye! 345 00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:44,892 Okay, so this is happening. 346 00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:10,709 Hello? 347 00:31:25,594 --> 00:31:26,428 No! 348 00:31:29,932 --> 00:31:32,184 Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play? 349 00:31:37,773 --> 00:31:39,983 I need to know what's lurking inside. 350 00:31:40,609 --> 00:31:41,527 No way. 351 00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:43,987 -Killer replica. -Totally. 352 00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:45,280 A replica of what? 353 00:31:45,822 --> 00:31:46,698 A trap. 354 00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:49,409 A ghost trap. 355 00:31:52,496 --> 00:31:55,332 How do you of all people not know about this? 356 00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:56,458 I'm ashamed. 357 00:31:57,084 --> 00:32:01,296 I was obsessed. New York in the '80s, it was like The Walking Dead. 358 00:32:01,964 --> 00:32:03,674 Then it just stopped? 359 00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:06,093 There hasn't been a ghost sighting in 30 years. 360 00:32:18,188 --> 00:32:19,189 Wait a minute. 361 00:32:21,024 --> 00:32:22,526 This thing is real? 362 00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:23,902 -Absolutely. -Maybe. 363 00:32:25,153 --> 00:32:26,905 I found it in my living room. 364 00:32:26,989 --> 00:32:28,365 She lives on the Dirt Farm. 365 00:32:28,824 --> 00:32:30,450 Oh, the really spooky one? 366 00:32:30,534 --> 00:32:32,160 Yeah, the one that says "dirt" on it. 367 00:32:33,704 --> 00:32:35,289 What happened in New York? 368 00:32:36,415 --> 00:32:38,375 The whole city was freaking out. 369 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:41,837 Then these physicists showed up with these portable proton accelerators 370 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,631 and blew the roof off of a Manhattan high-rise. 371 00:32:48,802 --> 00:32:50,095 None of this rings a bell? 372 00:32:50,721 --> 00:32:52,931 It happened 20 years before we were born. 373 00:32:53,015 --> 00:32:54,183 I believe it. 374 00:32:54,266 --> 00:32:57,728 Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters! 375 00:32:59,563 --> 00:33:00,689 I mean, 376 00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:03,775 your dad never mentioned this? 377 00:33:03,859 --> 00:33:05,194 It's just my mom. 378 00:33:05,819 --> 00:33:06,945 Just your mom. 379 00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:09,698 Cool. 380 00:33:10,324 --> 00:33:11,241 "Cool"? 381 00:33:12,242 --> 00:33:13,994 I wonder if this still works. 382 00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:16,872 Should we open it? 383 00:33:27,549 --> 00:33:28,383 Glasses. 384 00:33:28,842 --> 00:33:31,386 Two millimeters of plastic eye protection? 385 00:33:31,470 --> 00:33:32,763 Are you sure this is safe? 386 00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:33,722 Safe? 387 00:33:34,431 --> 00:33:35,265 No. 388 00:33:36,058 --> 00:33:37,142 No. 389 00:33:37,226 --> 00:33:38,769 History is safe. 390 00:33:38,852 --> 00:33:40,771 Geometry, that's safe. 391 00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:46,902 Science is all particle accelerators and hydrogen bombs. 392 00:33:46,985 --> 00:33:50,197 Science is giving yourself the plague and gambling on the cure. 393 00:33:50,822 --> 00:33:52,199 Science is reckless. 394 00:33:52,282 --> 00:33:54,910 Totally! Yes! It's punk rock. 395 00:33:54,993 --> 00:33:57,162 It's a safety pin through the nipple of academia. 396 00:33:57,246 --> 00:33:59,581 -Ouch. -Fire it up. 397 00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:09,800 I've always wanted to do this. 398 00:35:04,188 --> 00:35:05,439 Yes! 399 00:35:08,275 --> 00:35:09,776 We should probably get out of here. 400 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,945 You're an adult. 401 00:35:12,029 --> 00:35:12,863 Yeah. 402 00:35:13,989 --> 00:35:15,032 And liable. 403 00:35:16,617 --> 00:35:18,160 You know what this means? 404 00:35:19,369 --> 00:35:21,622 Your grandfather was a Ghostbuster. 405 00:35:22,289 --> 00:35:23,457 Yes, I'm aware. 406 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,610 It has a door and windows, like any ordinary house. 407 00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:54,029 But the distinct smell of evil... 408 00:35:55,906 --> 00:35:56,949 is prominent. 409 00:35:57,866 --> 00:35:58,992 What are you doing? 410 00:35:59,076 --> 00:36:02,538 Oh, giving a little color. Setting the mood. 411 00:36:03,247 --> 00:36:04,873 It's creepy. I dig it. 412 00:36:11,129 --> 00:36:12,130 Cool. 413 00:36:15,467 --> 00:36:16,677 Aztec death whistle. 414 00:36:17,427 --> 00:36:19,471 It's designed to ward off evil spirits. 415 00:36:19,555 --> 00:36:22,057 It's got a really horrifying sound-- 416 00:36:25,143 --> 00:36:26,019 What--? 417 00:36:28,856 --> 00:36:30,232 What the hell is that? 418 00:36:30,315 --> 00:36:33,819 -Aztec death whistle. Can I keep it? -Yes. Just don't do that again. 419 00:36:37,072 --> 00:36:37,906 Hi. 420 00:36:38,615 --> 00:36:39,825 Hello again. 421 00:36:41,410 --> 00:36:43,412 You brought them home. 422 00:36:44,621 --> 00:36:46,206 It's a service I provide. 423 00:36:47,082 --> 00:36:48,834 Well, I'm also an escort. 424 00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:51,211 -That came out wrong. -Yep. 425 00:36:52,004 --> 00:36:56,216 The truth is, I've always wondered what lurked inside this haunt box. 426 00:36:56,717 --> 00:37:00,971 Right. Well, the only thing lurking inside here is my slowly dying soul. 427 00:37:01,054 --> 00:37:02,639 Is that what that smell is? 428 00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:04,892 Well, it's not dinner, so... 429 00:37:06,018 --> 00:37:06,852 All right. 430 00:37:09,688 --> 00:37:11,064 -Would you... -Sure. 431 00:37:12,316 --> 00:37:13,609 -...like...? -Yeah. 432 00:37:14,193 --> 00:37:15,777 I don't have any food. 433 00:37:15,861 --> 00:37:17,029 -It's fine. -Tour. 434 00:37:17,112 --> 00:37:17,988 -Great. -Great. 435 00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:20,991 Here's the dining room. 436 00:37:25,787 --> 00:37:27,915 I think Grooberson's trying to bone your mom. 437 00:37:33,378 --> 00:37:34,838 That doesn't bother you? 438 00:37:35,339 --> 00:37:37,132 No, of course it bothers me. 439 00:37:37,216 --> 00:37:40,177 I just don't exhibit emotions the same way everyone else does. 440 00:37:40,761 --> 00:37:42,554 Inside, I'm vomiting. 441 00:37:47,643 --> 00:37:48,477 Wait. 442 00:37:49,895 --> 00:37:51,522 Isn't this what we saw earlier? 443 00:37:57,528 --> 00:38:00,948 "The Sumerians believed in a land of the dead, 444 00:38:01,031 --> 00:38:04,701 a dark and shadowy realm within the bowels of the earth. 445 00:38:06,411 --> 00:38:11,041 The souls of the dead are ruled by a mighty god, Gozer, 446 00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:13,794 and protected by a powerful Gatekeeper 447 00:38:14,628 --> 00:38:15,921 and Keymaster, 448 00:38:16,004 --> 00:38:19,800 in order that Gozer might rise up and walk the human plane again. 449 00:38:20,425 --> 00:38:24,346 The Gatekeeper and Keymaster must assume the form of beasts." 450 00:38:27,516 --> 00:38:28,725 What did we let out? 451 00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:37,192 -Has this ever been cleaned before? -Not by me. 452 00:38:37,776 --> 00:38:39,069 We're heading up the mountain. 453 00:38:41,697 --> 00:38:42,698 You coming? 454 00:39:23,864 --> 00:39:25,991 Rivers are like the moms of canyons. 455 00:39:27,659 --> 00:39:29,203 When you think about it. 456 00:39:50,182 --> 00:39:51,725 Why'd you bring me here? 457 00:39:54,102 --> 00:39:55,312 Entertainment value. 458 00:39:55,938 --> 00:39:57,064 Can you juggle? 459 00:40:01,944 --> 00:40:03,028 It's not funny. 460 00:40:03,111 --> 00:40:05,989 What are you doing here in Summerville anyway? 461 00:40:08,575 --> 00:40:11,828 Honestly, my mom won't say it, but we're broke. 462 00:40:11,912 --> 00:40:14,373 We got evicted, and the only thing that's left in our name 463 00:40:14,456 --> 00:40:16,667 is this creepy, old farmhouse our grandfather left us 464 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:17,918 in the middle of nowhere. 465 00:40:19,044 --> 00:40:19,878 No offense. 466 00:40:21,129 --> 00:40:22,256 I'm not offended. 467 00:40:23,215 --> 00:40:24,842 This place is a dump. 468 00:40:27,427 --> 00:40:28,762 Why do you live here? 469 00:40:28,846 --> 00:40:31,348 I'm fourth-generation dump, so... 470 00:40:35,561 --> 00:40:36,979 Think you'll ever leave? 471 00:40:39,523 --> 00:40:42,526 I mean, if I don't, what does that say about me? 472 00:40:43,402 --> 00:40:44,653 You don't have a car. 473 00:40:46,989 --> 00:40:48,657 What the hell? Get out. 474 00:40:54,413 --> 00:40:55,455 What is that? 475 00:40:56,498 --> 00:40:57,416 I don't know. 476 00:40:57,499 --> 00:41:02,045 Gozer. 477 00:41:11,221 --> 00:41:12,222 What was that? 478 00:41:19,688 --> 00:41:20,814 It's not funny. 479 00:41:23,192 --> 00:41:24,193 What is this? 480 00:41:25,319 --> 00:41:26,445 That's a map. 481 00:41:26,528 --> 00:41:29,281 Yeah, I know it's a map. 482 00:41:29,364 --> 00:41:34,203 But this thing's ancient. It's written in some kind of cuneiform. 483 00:41:34,286 --> 00:41:35,537 Oh, yeah? 484 00:41:36,580 --> 00:41:37,789 This is Summerville. 485 00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:40,709 -That doesn't make sense. -No, not at all. 486 00:41:40,792 --> 00:41:42,586 Summerville's not even 100 years old, 487 00:41:42,669 --> 00:41:45,172 but this thing's written in a language from thousands of years ago. 488 00:41:45,255 --> 00:41:47,758 For all I know, that's the language he spoke. 489 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:49,635 That's it? 490 00:41:50,802 --> 00:41:54,473 You don't think this is incredible and bizarre and fascinating? 491 00:41:56,850 --> 00:41:57,851 Can I have this? 492 00:41:57,935 --> 00:41:59,561 Yeah, sure. Weirdo. 493 00:41:59,645 --> 00:42:03,649 That's how it starts. First there's a map. Then you move into a haunted house. 494 00:42:03,732 --> 00:42:05,651 Then everyone's calling you the Dirt Farmer. 495 00:42:07,236 --> 00:42:09,238 What about Phoebe? Think she'd want any of this? 496 00:42:09,321 --> 00:42:11,740 Oh, I'm sure Phoebe will find something. 497 00:43:02,165 --> 00:43:03,083 Hello? 498 00:44:59,658 --> 00:45:01,827 Two of the CRT emitters are missing. 499 00:45:09,293 --> 00:45:10,127 Thanks. 500 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,605 How on earth did you build such a small cyclotron? 501 00:45:31,899 --> 00:45:33,984 Got it. You're a genius. 502 00:45:38,530 --> 00:45:39,948 Needle-nose pliers? 503 00:45:49,166 --> 00:45:52,044 Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night? 504 00:45:52,127 --> 00:45:54,922 Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? 505 00:45:55,547 --> 00:45:58,509 Have you or any of your family ever seen a spook, specter, or ghost? 506 00:45:58,592 --> 00:46:00,844 If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. 507 00:46:00,928 --> 00:46:02,930 Pick up your phone and call the professionals. 508 00:46:03,013 --> 00:46:04,139 Ghostbusters. 509 00:46:04,223 --> 00:46:06,934 Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day 510 00:46:07,017 --> 00:46:09,186 to serve all your supernatural elimination needs. 511 00:46:09,269 --> 00:46:11,021 We're ready to believe you. 512 00:46:11,104 --> 00:46:12,523 Hey, you're awake. 513 00:46:13,148 --> 00:46:14,149 What are you up to? 514 00:46:15,317 --> 00:46:16,610 Experiments. 515 00:46:16,693 --> 00:46:17,569 Lame. 516 00:46:18,862 --> 00:46:21,073 Oh, you found popcorn. 517 00:46:22,741 --> 00:46:24,535 What kind of scientist was Grandpa? 518 00:46:24,618 --> 00:46:26,578 The kind that repels loved ones. 519 00:46:28,121 --> 00:46:29,331 Maybe a physicist? 520 00:46:29,414 --> 00:46:30,290 Sure. 521 00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:34,670 So tomorrow I was thinking of grabbing dinner with Gary. 522 00:46:36,338 --> 00:46:37,214 Who's Gary? 523 00:46:37,297 --> 00:46:38,966 Mr. Grooberson. 524 00:46:39,925 --> 00:46:41,927 His name is Gary Grooberson? 525 00:46:42,886 --> 00:46:46,265 -You have a date with Gary Grooberson. -It's just dinner. 526 00:46:46,348 --> 00:46:47,808 Good night, Phoebe. 527 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:50,811 Don't be yourself. 528 00:47:19,006 --> 00:47:20,257 Welcome to Rust City. 529 00:47:20,966 --> 00:47:23,302 This is where they processed all the raw selenium? 530 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,928 Yeah, I guess. 531 00:47:31,310 --> 00:47:32,311 Cool. 532 00:47:33,770 --> 00:47:37,357 How'd you know how to fix it? I mean, no offense, but you are 12. 533 00:47:37,441 --> 00:47:39,818 I kind of met my grandfather last night. 534 00:47:40,652 --> 00:47:41,862 He showed me what to do. 535 00:47:42,863 --> 00:47:46,158 No way. Was he, like, howling and clanking chains? 536 00:47:46,241 --> 00:47:48,202 No. That would've been weird. 537 00:47:49,286 --> 00:47:50,495 Switch me on. 538 00:48:39,711 --> 00:48:40,838 Safety's off. 539 00:48:43,006 --> 00:48:46,218 Her feet are planted. Her face is poised. 540 00:48:46,301 --> 00:48:48,220 Will this be the moment of her death? 541 00:48:48,303 --> 00:48:50,222 Nobody knows. 542 00:48:57,771 --> 00:48:58,981 Yeah! 543 00:49:06,488 --> 00:49:08,907 Oh, my gosh. 544 00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:11,326 That is the best thing I've ever seen. 545 00:49:17,791 --> 00:49:18,792 Did I hit it? 546 00:49:20,836 --> 00:49:23,255 You didn't hit it. You destroyed it! 547 00:49:23,797 --> 00:49:25,632 It doesn't even exist anymore! 548 00:49:26,466 --> 00:49:27,509 My turn. 549 00:49:33,015 --> 00:49:33,849 What was that? 550 00:49:34,892 --> 00:49:37,352 Probably a pigeon or something. Give me the gun. 551 00:49:41,190 --> 00:49:42,691 What is that? 552 00:49:44,818 --> 00:49:45,652 Come on. 553 00:49:48,030 --> 00:49:48,906 Hold on. 554 00:49:51,283 --> 00:49:52,367 You coming? 555 00:49:52,451 --> 00:49:53,410 I'm coming. 556 00:50:17,267 --> 00:50:19,561 I gotta come back here for my Halloween episode. 557 00:51:15,284 --> 00:51:16,535 It's a ghost. 558 00:51:18,245 --> 00:51:20,664 Aren't you just a little bit freaked out? 559 00:51:21,456 --> 00:51:23,834 Overstimulation calms me. 560 00:51:49,818 --> 00:51:52,946 -Okay, okay, okay. -What's that for? 561 00:51:53,030 --> 00:51:54,072 I have a plan. 562 00:51:54,531 --> 00:51:55,365 Wait! 563 00:52:20,974 --> 00:52:22,518 -Get the trap! -Okay. 564 00:52:36,114 --> 00:52:37,074 I got him! 565 00:52:38,033 --> 00:52:39,284 Quick! 566 00:52:40,661 --> 00:52:43,163 -Nuggets! -Catch him! 567 00:53:09,273 --> 00:53:10,274 Okay. 568 00:53:14,486 --> 00:53:15,529 Come on! 569 00:53:19,575 --> 00:53:20,868 Come on, you can do this. 570 00:53:25,455 --> 00:53:26,665 Come on, darling. 571 00:53:33,463 --> 00:53:34,381 Yes! 572 00:53:47,686 --> 00:53:48,729 Yes! 573 00:54:08,290 --> 00:54:09,124 Shit! 574 00:54:26,225 --> 00:54:27,059 Hey. 575 00:54:29,228 --> 00:54:30,062 Hey. 576 00:54:31,313 --> 00:54:32,606 This is Podcast. 577 00:54:33,524 --> 00:54:35,025 He's my friend. 578 00:54:35,108 --> 00:54:36,109 You have a friend? 579 00:54:36,193 --> 00:54:37,319 You have a car? 580 00:54:38,070 --> 00:54:39,404 Yeah, it's a Cadillac. 581 00:54:39,488 --> 00:54:42,574 Hey, dude. We need a ride. Do you know how to drive? 582 00:54:42,658 --> 00:54:45,244 He doesn't. He failed his driver's test three times. 583 00:54:46,370 --> 00:54:47,204 Get in the back. 584 00:54:52,584 --> 00:54:53,544 Thank you. 585 00:54:53,627 --> 00:54:57,381 It sounds crazy, but Oklahoma never had earthquakes. For centuries. 586 00:54:57,464 --> 00:55:00,926 But then, between 2010 and 2016, they had like a thousand. 587 00:55:01,009 --> 00:55:02,219 Oh, jeez, what happened? 588 00:55:02,302 --> 00:55:04,763 Oil and gas, that's what happened. 589 00:55:04,847 --> 00:55:08,392 Yeah, they started pumping millions of gallons of salinated water 590 00:55:08,475 --> 00:55:10,352 deep into the Arbuckle Formation. 591 00:55:10,435 --> 00:55:12,187 And then the porous limestone... 592 00:55:15,065 --> 00:55:17,150 Are you drunk? Or are you just really bored? 593 00:55:17,234 --> 00:55:19,319 Because I think I can see you falling asleep. 594 00:55:19,945 --> 00:55:22,447 I just have an allergy to science. 595 00:55:22,990 --> 00:55:24,157 Have you tried Benadryl? 596 00:55:24,783 --> 00:55:25,993 I've tried whiskey. 597 00:55:26,076 --> 00:55:27,369 It's better than Benadryl. 598 00:55:27,452 --> 00:55:30,455 But science is amazing. Science is pure. 599 00:55:30,539 --> 00:55:32,541 It's an absolute. 600 00:55:32,624 --> 00:55:34,751 I mean, it's an answer to all the madness. 601 00:55:35,919 --> 00:55:40,674 Why don't you like science? Was Phoebe's dad a scientist, or...? 602 00:55:40,757 --> 00:55:42,885 -Oh, gross. No. -No? 603 00:55:42,968 --> 00:55:44,636 I'm making an assumption. 604 00:55:46,597 --> 00:55:47,890 What's his deal? 605 00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:50,517 Honestly, it doesn't matter. 606 00:55:50,601 --> 00:55:54,146 He was fine with Trevor, but with Phoebe, he just really-- 607 00:55:54,229 --> 00:55:56,315 He couldn't connect with her, so... 608 00:55:56,398 --> 00:55:59,651 Right. Well, he sounds like a royal dirtbag. 609 00:55:59,735 --> 00:56:01,904 Oh, no, he was actually just a very ordinary dirtbag. 610 00:56:01,987 --> 00:56:05,866 Well, hey, at least, Phoebe turned out okay, right? 611 00:56:06,533 --> 00:56:07,534 I hope so. 612 00:56:08,243 --> 00:56:09,077 I don't know. 613 00:56:09,661 --> 00:56:11,788 She really keeps me on the outside. 614 00:56:12,414 --> 00:56:15,334 She's just an awkward, nerdy kid, but she's awesome. 615 00:56:16,126 --> 00:56:17,336 I think she's great. 616 00:56:18,170 --> 00:56:20,422 I think you're great. You're a great mom. 617 00:56:20,506 --> 00:56:22,216 Yeah. You showed up. You win. 618 00:56:23,425 --> 00:56:26,094 I just wish she'd relax, you know? Just get into some trouble. 619 00:56:26,178 --> 00:56:27,763 There's plenty of time for that. 620 00:56:28,472 --> 00:56:30,098 Maybe she'll take up pole dancing. 621 00:56:30,182 --> 00:56:33,185 -She's not very coordinated. -Oh, I don't think that matters. 622 00:56:39,983 --> 00:56:41,818 So, what the hell is going on? 623 00:56:41,902 --> 00:56:43,695 In the 1980's, New York City was attacked. 624 00:56:43,779 --> 00:56:47,616 -I know the Manhattan ghost stories. -The stories are real. 625 00:56:47,699 --> 00:56:50,410 And so were the guys who climbed a building and saved the world 626 00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:52,913 and fought back an invading army of the undead. 627 00:56:52,996 --> 00:56:55,374 Not to mention a 100-foot marshmallow man. 628 00:56:59,127 --> 00:57:01,129 Our grandfather was Egon Spengler. 629 00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:02,965 He was a Ghostbuster. 630 00:57:03,048 --> 00:57:06,176 All units, we're getting reports of, well, 631 00:57:06,260 --> 00:57:09,972 some kind of animal taking a bite out of Steve Fletcher's truck. 632 00:57:10,055 --> 00:57:12,474 Apparently, he almost took the whole tailgate off? 633 00:57:12,558 --> 00:57:14,142 -Muncher. -Muncher. 634 00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:39,293 -So, what should I be looking for? -Evidence. 635 00:57:54,933 --> 00:57:56,643 Can you stop breathing in my ear? 636 00:57:56,727 --> 00:57:57,603 No. 637 00:57:58,312 --> 00:57:59,855 You guys, this is kind of stupid. 638 00:57:59,938 --> 00:58:02,524 Are you sure you didn't see, like, a raccoon 639 00:58:02,608 --> 00:58:05,110 or, like, a possum? 640 00:58:05,194 --> 00:58:06,153 There! 641 00:58:10,657 --> 00:58:11,491 Is that a--? 642 00:58:12,159 --> 00:58:14,953 Free-floating metal muncher. Definitely Class Five. 643 00:58:15,037 --> 00:58:17,122 Okay, what do we do? 644 00:58:17,206 --> 00:58:18,332 Let's get him. 645 00:58:19,082 --> 00:58:19,917 What? 646 00:58:20,542 --> 00:58:21,835 Let me get a photo first. 647 00:58:25,297 --> 00:58:26,340 Guys? 648 00:58:29,885 --> 00:58:31,386 It has a gunner seat? 649 00:58:42,981 --> 00:58:44,399 Go, go, go! 650 00:59:22,938 --> 00:59:23,772 What the--? 651 00:59:39,746 --> 00:59:42,249 -Yes! -Trap him! 652 00:59:57,723 --> 00:59:59,975 Okay. Okay. Here we go. 653 01:00:09,026 --> 01:00:10,194 Come on, keep it straight. 654 01:00:10,277 --> 01:00:11,945 You try driving this thing. 655 01:00:15,574 --> 01:00:16,533 Left, left, left! 656 01:00:34,551 --> 01:00:35,385 Ready! 657 01:00:35,469 --> 01:00:36,637 Trap him already! 658 01:00:37,262 --> 01:00:38,764 -Three, two-- -Three, two-- 659 01:00:38,847 --> 01:00:39,890 One. 660 01:01:01,620 --> 01:01:03,121 Oh, my God, what just happened? 661 01:01:05,666 --> 01:01:06,959 He's heading for the mountain. 662 01:01:20,514 --> 01:01:22,432 -Closer. -Okay. 663 01:01:22,516 --> 01:01:23,600 I'm in range. 664 01:01:54,673 --> 01:01:55,591 She got him! 665 01:02:07,477 --> 01:02:09,438 Whatever we're doing, we have to do it now. 666 01:02:10,898 --> 01:02:12,482 Come on! 667 01:02:24,828 --> 01:02:26,038 -Yes! -Yeah! 668 01:02:26,121 --> 01:02:27,497 Bridge! 669 01:02:53,106 --> 01:02:55,901 -What was that? -I think we just caught a ghost. 670 01:03:02,449 --> 01:03:03,283 Sorry. 671 01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:06,495 I was here last night. 672 01:03:19,091 --> 01:03:20,759 Does any of this bother you? 673 01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:25,055 -What do you mean? -Dude, your grandfather was a legend. 674 01:03:25,138 --> 01:03:27,599 You can literally be anything you want. 675 01:03:27,683 --> 01:03:30,519 Like a influencer or a DJ. 676 01:03:30,602 --> 01:03:32,729 It was easier when I thought he went nuts. 677 01:03:32,813 --> 01:03:35,482 -He didn't go nuts. -Exactly. So why did he leave Mom? 678 01:03:39,987 --> 01:03:42,447 Oh, no, no, no. 679 01:03:42,531 --> 01:03:45,325 -We're screwed. We're so screwed. -What do we do? 680 01:03:45,409 --> 01:03:49,162 -I say we fight. -What? No. Just check the glove box. 681 01:03:52,958 --> 01:03:54,459 License and registration. 682 01:03:55,711 --> 01:03:57,212 We were on that big mountain, 683 01:03:57,296 --> 01:04:00,674 and then I went to go hang out with this girl in this mining cage. 684 01:04:00,757 --> 01:04:03,468 All of a sudden, it started shaking, like an earthquake. 685 01:04:03,552 --> 01:04:07,389 And there were lights, and then I looked down in this giant hole. 686 01:04:07,472 --> 01:04:12,895 Inside of it, right in the middle of it, was either a person or a reptile-- 687 01:04:12,978 --> 01:04:14,771 Are you even paying attention? 688 01:04:14,855 --> 01:04:17,149 Yeah. I'm just excited we're in jail. 689 01:04:18,609 --> 01:04:22,863 I thought I heard something say, "Gozer." 690 01:04:22,946 --> 01:04:24,448 He speaks the truth. 691 01:04:25,616 --> 01:04:26,533 I was there. 692 01:04:27,993 --> 01:04:31,455 Hey. Hi. How--? What brings you here? 693 01:04:31,538 --> 01:04:34,625 Actually, you could help me with hiding something. 694 01:04:34,708 --> 01:04:37,252 Do you have priors? 'Cause they'll charge you as a minor. 695 01:04:37,336 --> 01:04:38,712 You'll get two years. Max. 696 01:04:38,795 --> 01:04:40,464 -Two? -I'll visit you, okay? 697 01:04:40,547 --> 01:04:41,381 Lucky. 698 01:04:41,965 --> 01:04:43,675 Quit messing with my inmates. 699 01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:45,802 Sorry, Dad. 700 01:04:46,970 --> 01:04:48,514 "Dad." So you're just... 701 01:04:49,848 --> 01:04:52,392 Waiting for my ride. Yeah. 702 01:04:53,185 --> 01:04:55,354 But you look good behind bars. 703 01:04:56,563 --> 01:04:59,149 Hey. Don't we get a phone call? 704 01:04:59,816 --> 01:05:00,817 Sure you do. 705 01:05:03,570 --> 01:05:04,696 Who you gonna call? 706 01:05:07,449 --> 01:05:08,492 Make it quick. 707 01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:19,211 Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? 708 01:05:22,923 --> 01:05:26,009 Have you or any of your family ever seen a spook, specter, or ghost? 709 01:05:29,096 --> 01:05:31,306 If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. 710 01:05:31,390 --> 01:05:33,308 Pick up your phone and call the professionals. 711 01:05:52,411 --> 01:05:56,415 -Ray's Occult, and we're closed. -Wait! I only get one phone call. 712 01:05:56,999 --> 01:05:57,833 I'm... 713 01:05:59,209 --> 01:06:00,210 in prison. 714 01:06:01,044 --> 01:06:03,714 The slammer, huh? I've been there myself. 715 01:06:04,464 --> 01:06:06,049 I'm not a lawyer, but I'm listening. 716 01:06:07,718 --> 01:06:09,887 Are you Ray Stantz, the Ghostbuster? 717 01:06:09,970 --> 01:06:12,764 -And now I'm hanging up. -Hang on. Please. 718 01:06:14,224 --> 01:06:17,060 I'm calling about Egon Spengler. 719 01:06:21,899 --> 01:06:23,984 Egon Spengler can rot in hell. 720 01:06:29,072 --> 01:06:30,908 He died last week. 721 01:06:36,246 --> 01:06:37,289 Oh, man. 722 01:06:39,791 --> 01:06:40,667 No kidding. 723 01:06:43,837 --> 01:06:47,424 -Weren't you two friends? -That was a long time ago. 724 01:06:48,467 --> 01:06:50,177 What happened to you guys? 725 01:06:52,262 --> 01:06:55,641 Oh, well, look, when we started, busting ghosts was a gas. 726 01:06:56,266 --> 01:06:59,019 The economy was good. Reagan years. 727 01:06:59,811 --> 01:07:04,483 People believed in us. Then things got slow, hauntings got thin. 728 01:07:04,566 --> 01:07:07,444 Venkman thought we did our job too well. 729 01:07:08,695 --> 01:07:10,989 We could barely keep up our mortgage. 730 01:07:11,657 --> 01:07:15,118 Some actor bought up most of Tribeca, and we lost the firehouse. 731 01:07:15,202 --> 01:07:16,703 It's a Starbucks now. 732 01:07:17,913 --> 01:07:22,042 -So then you all just walked away? -Peter went back to academia. 733 01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:24,670 He's at SUNY Cortland now. He's a professor emeritus. 734 01:07:24,753 --> 01:07:27,422 He teaches advertising and promotion. 735 01:07:27,506 --> 01:07:30,926 Winston went into finance. He worked hard, coined a fortune and-- 736 01:07:31,009 --> 01:07:32,094 And I'm here. 737 01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:36,932 -Well, what about Egon? -Well, he wasn't helping. 738 01:07:37,015 --> 01:07:40,143 We went from ten calls a week to one if we were lucky. 739 01:07:40,686 --> 01:07:43,480 Egon started to tell people that their ghost problems didn't matter 740 01:07:43,564 --> 01:07:45,232 because the world was coming to an end. 741 01:07:45,315 --> 01:07:47,276 He got spooky. Freaked me out. 742 01:07:47,359 --> 01:07:50,612 One morning, I go to work and Ecto-1, our old Cadillac, is gone, 743 01:07:50,696 --> 01:07:53,699 his neutrona thrower, collider pack, all the traps, 744 01:07:53,782 --> 01:07:56,243 16 ounces of fuel isotope, all gone! 745 01:07:56,326 --> 01:07:57,536 He cleaned us out. 746 01:07:58,495 --> 01:08:00,080 Now we were the dead ones. 747 01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:04,376 -Don't you think he had a reason? -He phoned me about ten years later, 748 01:08:04,459 --> 01:08:06,461 some small town in Oklahoma. 749 01:08:06,545 --> 01:08:10,549 He kept rambling about "the rising storm" and "the huge psychic tornado" 750 01:08:10,632 --> 01:08:13,760 that was gonna "consume humanity in darkness forever." 751 01:08:14,845 --> 01:08:16,638 And, kid, I wanted to believe. 752 01:08:16,721 --> 01:08:17,805 You don't understand. 753 01:08:17,890 --> 01:08:20,642 There is this mountain and it has these ancient carvings-- 754 01:08:20,725 --> 01:08:23,979 Kid, there are a lot of mountains with ancient carvings. 755 01:08:25,147 --> 01:08:26,481 Take a little advice. 756 01:08:27,107 --> 01:08:28,859 Don't go chasing ghosts. 757 01:08:31,111 --> 01:08:33,572 Egon Spengler was my grandfather. 758 01:08:34,948 --> 01:08:35,866 Time's up. 759 01:08:37,492 --> 01:08:38,493 Hey, hello? 760 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,877 -Where are my kids? -They're in the lockup. 761 01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:48,879 My children are not criminals. 762 01:08:48,962 --> 01:08:51,715 -Sure they're not. -Driving without a license. 763 01:08:51,798 --> 01:08:53,425 Expired registration. 764 01:08:54,301 --> 01:08:55,135 Speeding. 765 01:08:55,219 --> 01:08:58,639 -They can't be the first to go joyriding. -No, they are not. 766 01:08:58,721 --> 01:09:01,517 But they are the first to destroy half of Main Street 767 01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,310 with whatever that thing is. 768 01:09:08,314 --> 01:09:09,858 -Sorry. -What were you thinking? 769 01:09:10,526 --> 01:09:14,404 You know, you two could have really hurt yourselves. 770 01:09:16,113 --> 01:09:17,115 Hey. I'm Gary. 771 01:09:17,823 --> 01:09:19,368 You process them out yet? 772 01:09:23,956 --> 01:09:25,165 Did you catch anything? 773 01:09:25,749 --> 01:09:26,834 It's inside the trap. 774 01:09:26,917 --> 01:09:28,252 -Right now? -Yes. 775 01:09:28,335 --> 01:09:30,754 Let's go. You were supposed to look after her this summer. 776 01:09:30,837 --> 01:09:32,631 -I was? -Not you. Him. 777 01:09:32,714 --> 01:09:36,176 -This was her idea. -But what about our stuff? The Ecto-1? 778 01:09:36,260 --> 01:09:39,345 Everything will remain nice and safe in our impound locker. 779 01:09:39,429 --> 01:09:42,265 -No! We need it. -Phoebe, let's go. 780 01:09:42,349 --> 01:09:44,350 We caught a ghost tonight. 781 01:09:44,434 --> 01:09:47,187 -Dirt Farmer's family. -It's true. 782 01:09:48,689 --> 01:09:50,064 And there will be more. 783 01:09:50,148 --> 01:09:52,818 You're starting to sound like your lunatic grandfather. 784 01:09:54,486 --> 01:09:56,947 Phoebe! She didn't mean it. 785 01:09:57,906 --> 01:09:59,491 You wanna spend the night in my jail? 786 01:10:04,955 --> 01:10:06,164 You can keep it. 787 01:10:11,295 --> 01:10:12,921 Go. Now. 788 01:10:16,049 --> 01:10:18,302 -Trevor. -I'll see you at work. 789 01:10:19,219 --> 01:10:20,554 Yeah. See you. 790 01:10:22,306 --> 01:10:23,140 Hey. 791 01:10:41,783 --> 01:10:42,993 All right, you guys. 792 01:10:43,076 --> 01:10:44,453 Remember that-- 793 01:10:44,536 --> 01:10:45,704 Yeah, you got it. 794 01:10:52,586 --> 01:10:54,421 I'm sorry the night went sideways. 795 01:10:54,505 --> 01:10:56,924 No. I had a blast. 796 01:10:57,007 --> 01:10:59,301 Why don't we just pick it up tomorrow night, same time. 797 01:10:59,384 --> 01:11:02,012 -You really want more of this? -Are you kidding me? 798 01:11:02,095 --> 01:11:05,224 We had kung pao shrimp. We went to jail. 799 01:11:05,307 --> 01:11:08,685 I don't know how we're gonna top this. This is a home run. 800 01:11:13,398 --> 01:11:15,317 My life is a dumpster fire. 801 01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:17,653 I love dumpster fires. You should see my apartment. 802 01:11:18,862 --> 01:11:21,823 I don't mean now. Or anytime soon. 803 01:11:21,907 --> 01:11:24,451 You don't want to-- I'd need to clean-- 804 01:11:25,327 --> 01:11:28,455 This is moving way too fast. You gotta just relax. 805 01:11:30,082 --> 01:11:33,752 The kids hungry? They want some of this unrefrigerated shrimp? 806 01:11:47,182 --> 01:11:49,726 -We're barely hanging on here. -You don't understand. 807 01:11:49,810 --> 01:11:53,188 I understand you drove around town, destroying expensive property. 808 01:11:55,023 --> 01:11:57,317 Don't you think your father came out here for a reason? 809 01:11:57,401 --> 01:11:58,318 No. 810 01:11:58,986 --> 01:12:04,116 I think he was a sad old man who turned his back on his family, his partners. 811 01:12:04,199 --> 01:12:07,744 And for what? For a stupid farm in a town nobody cares about. 812 01:12:07,828 --> 01:12:10,205 Where, by the way, everybody thought he was nuts. 813 01:12:10,289 --> 01:12:12,416 Yeah, great decision, Dad. 814 01:12:13,792 --> 01:12:16,628 He was special. He loved science, like me. 815 01:12:16,712 --> 01:12:19,339 Why didn't you tell me my grandfather was Egon Spengler? 816 01:12:22,426 --> 01:12:26,555 Hey, I'm glad you found yourself here. I really am. 817 01:12:28,849 --> 01:12:31,768 But all I see are reminders that I didn't mean a thing to him. 818 01:12:32,936 --> 01:12:34,396 He never cared about me. 819 01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:43,113 He's not nuts. 820 01:12:43,197 --> 01:12:45,824 Well, then he's an asshole. 821 01:12:47,117 --> 01:12:48,452 Welcome to the family. 822 01:13:29,159 --> 01:13:30,160 Yeah. 823 01:13:45,801 --> 01:13:47,094 Jamoca. 824 01:13:48,220 --> 01:13:49,179 There we go. 825 01:13:49,930 --> 01:13:52,057 Strawberry, red velvet... 826 01:13:53,559 --> 01:13:54,601 Blue velvet? 827 01:15:16,099 --> 01:15:17,184 Oh, God. 828 01:16:35,220 --> 01:16:36,180 Hey-- 829 01:17:20,724 --> 01:17:23,685 Okay, so, what exactly is happening with the map? 830 01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:26,522 See the concentric circles around the mountain? 831 01:17:26,605 --> 01:17:27,731 No. 832 01:17:29,024 --> 01:17:31,735 -Do you see the circles? -Yes. 833 01:17:32,694 --> 01:17:34,821 Something's happening inside that old mine. 834 01:17:34,905 --> 01:17:37,366 Yeah. I know that. It's pretty obvious. 835 01:17:37,449 --> 01:17:40,410 So I did some digging on the word you heard in the mountain. "Gozer." 836 01:17:40,494 --> 01:17:41,537 You did some digging? 837 01:17:41,620 --> 01:17:44,790 Gozer was a Sumerian god who once walked amongst the living. 838 01:17:44,873 --> 01:17:47,042 A soul-eating, flame-dripping deity of evil. 839 01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:48,669 And I think it wants back. 840 01:17:48,752 --> 01:17:49,586 Here? 841 01:17:50,212 --> 01:17:52,422 I know. I would've picked Orlando. 842 01:17:52,506 --> 01:17:54,591 What does the name Ivo Shandor mean to you guys? 843 01:17:54,675 --> 01:17:57,678 Ivo Shandor? He built this whole town. 844 01:17:57,761 --> 01:18:01,181 He built the mine, foundry, the school, library. 845 01:18:01,265 --> 01:18:03,600 -His name is on everything. -That's tacky. 846 01:18:03,684 --> 01:18:07,062 In New York, he created an apartment building made out of selenium girders, 847 01:18:07,145 --> 01:18:08,522 mined from right here. 848 01:18:08,605 --> 01:18:10,941 On that same rooftop is where our grandfather fought 849 01:18:11,024 --> 01:18:13,485 to keep a horde of ghosts from entering our dimension. 850 01:18:13,569 --> 01:18:16,864 Phoebe, what exactly is happening here? 851 01:18:16,947 --> 01:18:19,741 I can only think of one way for us to find out. 852 01:18:32,462 --> 01:18:35,799 So, what do a cigarette and hamster have in common? 853 01:18:37,926 --> 01:18:38,760 What? 854 01:18:39,344 --> 01:18:42,931 They're both harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire. 855 01:18:45,976 --> 01:18:47,102 The worst time. 856 01:19:11,585 --> 01:19:12,544 Hey, guys, look. 857 01:19:38,862 --> 01:19:39,696 Is that her? 858 01:19:41,365 --> 01:19:42,366 Is that Gozer? 859 01:19:43,033 --> 01:19:44,743 Gozer isn't he or she. 860 01:19:45,410 --> 01:19:47,287 Pretty woke for 3000 BC. 861 01:19:48,205 --> 01:19:49,915 Everyone watch their steps. 862 01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:52,668 Another hole? 863 01:19:56,004 --> 01:19:57,631 I wonder where this one leads to. 864 01:19:57,714 --> 01:19:59,216 A sacrificial death pit. 865 01:20:00,384 --> 01:20:03,262 -What were they sacrificing? -Virgins, probably. 866 01:20:03,846 --> 01:20:06,306 Tough luck for you, dude. Sorry. 867 01:20:06,390 --> 01:20:09,810 Well, statistically, most 15-year-olds are virgins. 868 01:20:11,103 --> 01:20:13,647 Fifteen? You're 15? 869 01:20:15,065 --> 01:20:16,567 I'll be 16 in February. 870 01:20:16,650 --> 01:20:18,277 It's June. 871 01:20:19,820 --> 01:20:21,488 What are those holes in the wall? 872 01:20:25,534 --> 01:20:26,827 They're vacancies. 873 01:20:28,412 --> 01:20:30,998 If this is a tomb, where are all the bodies? 874 01:20:32,291 --> 01:20:33,292 Found one. 875 01:20:43,594 --> 01:20:45,762 -What? -Oh, my God. 876 01:20:46,305 --> 01:20:47,598 Is he sleeping? 877 01:20:48,390 --> 01:20:49,808 Dude, he's in a coffin. 878 01:20:50,392 --> 01:20:54,479 It's Ivo Shandor. He's been in here for 75 years? 879 01:20:55,272 --> 01:20:56,481 He looks fantastic. 880 01:20:56,565 --> 01:20:59,401 You know when you die, your fingernails keep growing. 881 01:20:59,484 --> 01:21:01,528 Not true. Your skin just shrinks. 882 01:21:01,612 --> 01:21:03,739 Something was coming and he knew it. 883 01:21:06,783 --> 01:21:08,243 I think these are years. 884 01:21:10,204 --> 01:21:11,496 1883. 885 01:21:13,332 --> 01:21:14,708 The Krakatoa eruption. 886 01:21:14,791 --> 01:21:17,503 The most violent volcanic activity in human history. 887 01:21:17,586 --> 01:21:19,338 What happened in 1908? 888 01:21:19,963 --> 01:21:22,424 Probably the Tunguska blast over Siberia. 889 01:21:22,925 --> 01:21:24,092 1945. 890 01:21:25,385 --> 01:21:26,637 What didn't happen? 891 01:21:27,930 --> 01:21:29,139 1984. 892 01:21:29,973 --> 01:21:31,767 Ghosts attack New York City. 893 01:21:31,850 --> 01:21:33,435 The Manhattan Crossrip. 894 01:21:41,401 --> 01:21:44,530 -It's a countdown. -Like a prophecy? 895 01:21:44,613 --> 01:21:45,948 Do you guys hear that? 896 01:21:57,501 --> 01:21:58,710 Yeah, I do. 897 01:22:05,926 --> 01:22:07,803 I think it's coming from the death pit. 898 01:22:28,115 --> 01:22:29,116 Phoebe. 899 01:22:44,673 --> 01:22:45,674 Phoebe! 900 01:22:51,138 --> 01:22:52,264 The earthquakes. 901 01:22:55,976 --> 01:22:58,729 -Oh, my gosh! -Phoebe! 902 01:22:58,812 --> 01:23:00,981 Phoebe. 903 01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:08,530 Phoebe. 904 01:23:29,927 --> 01:23:31,637 I think he's alive. 905 01:23:32,262 --> 01:23:34,681 -Are you okay? -Yeah. Yeah. 906 01:23:34,765 --> 01:23:36,141 -Are you? -Yeah. 907 01:23:40,896 --> 01:23:42,147 Pheebs, what's wrong? 908 01:23:42,773 --> 01:23:44,233 He was right all along. 909 01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:47,945 -What do you mean? -Our grandfather. 910 01:23:48,529 --> 01:23:50,531 He was right here. He built this. 911 01:23:51,240 --> 01:23:53,825 He was standing guard, even when no one believed him. 912 01:23:55,994 --> 01:23:57,663 He sacrificed everything. 913 01:23:58,872 --> 01:23:59,873 His life. 914 01:24:00,999 --> 01:24:02,209 His friends. 915 01:24:05,546 --> 01:24:06,547 Us. 916 01:24:11,510 --> 01:24:12,386 Bummer. 917 01:24:15,055 --> 01:24:15,889 Dude. 918 01:24:18,559 --> 01:24:19,768 We need to tell Mom. 919 01:24:20,352 --> 01:24:21,395 Phoebe? 920 01:24:23,438 --> 01:24:24,314 Pheebs? 921 01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:00,554 Mom? 922 01:27:05,934 --> 01:27:06,768 Mom? 923 01:27:09,396 --> 01:27:12,900 There is no Mom. There is only Zuul. 924 01:27:18,238 --> 01:27:20,240 Mom, are you okay? 925 01:27:24,536 --> 01:27:29,374 There is no Mom. There is only Zuul. 926 01:27:32,711 --> 01:27:33,921 What's happening? 927 01:27:35,756 --> 01:27:36,673 Mom? 928 01:27:37,549 --> 01:27:38,759 Is she okay? 929 01:27:38,842 --> 01:27:39,801 Mom? 930 01:27:52,356 --> 01:27:54,483 Are you the Keymaster? 931 01:27:55,359 --> 01:27:57,069 -I don't know. -Mom! 932 01:27:57,152 --> 01:27:58,445 -What do I do? -Mom, stop! 933 01:29:00,132 --> 01:29:01,175 Mom! 934 01:29:05,262 --> 01:29:07,222 What the hell is going on? 935 01:29:34,416 --> 01:29:35,501 What is all this? 936 01:29:37,085 --> 01:29:38,378 This isn't a farm. 937 01:29:40,881 --> 01:29:42,341 It's a trap. 938 01:30:12,079 --> 01:30:12,913 What? 939 01:30:14,039 --> 01:30:14,873 Nothing. 940 01:30:17,459 --> 01:30:19,586 This is what he's been working on all those years. 941 01:30:19,670 --> 01:30:21,588 -Building this model? -The detail is amazing. 942 01:30:21,672 --> 01:30:24,883 No, he came here to finish what the original Ghostbusters started. 943 01:30:24,967 --> 01:30:26,844 -To trap Gozer... -Out in that dirt field. 944 01:30:26,927 --> 01:30:29,638 Exactly. These big silos act as a capacitor. 945 01:30:31,390 --> 01:30:33,517 -What's a capacitor? -Would it kill you to read? 946 01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:35,143 Would it kill you to just tell me? 947 01:30:35,227 --> 01:30:38,063 Once activated, these towers can hold a charge for one moment. 948 01:30:38,146 --> 01:30:40,691 But in that one moment, they can power hundreds of traps. 949 01:30:40,774 --> 01:30:43,068 So how do we get Gozer into the field? 950 01:30:43,151 --> 01:30:46,488 -Gozer's protected by two evil spirits. -The Keymaster and the Gatekeeper. 951 01:30:46,572 --> 01:30:49,741 She needs both of them. No Gatekeeper, no Gozer. 952 01:30:49,825 --> 01:30:52,661 First these spirits must possess two human souls. 953 01:30:52,744 --> 01:30:55,163 -Like Mom. -So they can unite... 954 01:30:56,164 --> 01:30:57,082 formally. 955 01:30:59,710 --> 01:31:02,504 -What are we talking about? -We're thinking at least third base. 956 01:31:03,088 --> 01:31:04,047 Go, Mom. 957 01:31:27,112 --> 01:31:28,614 I like your eyes. 958 01:31:31,325 --> 01:31:32,451 Thanks. 959 01:31:54,056 --> 01:31:55,265 They were just here. 960 01:31:57,935 --> 01:31:58,936 There she is. 961 01:32:03,649 --> 01:32:07,027 -Got anything? -No, just more stupid guns. 962 01:32:09,363 --> 01:32:11,865 A jail inside a jail. 963 01:32:12,741 --> 01:32:14,368 What are you talking about? 964 01:32:15,369 --> 01:32:16,912 No, no, no! 965 01:32:19,206 --> 01:32:22,334 It's an ANSI Class One electromagnetic deadbolt. 966 01:32:23,418 --> 01:32:24,628 I believe in you. 967 01:32:26,213 --> 01:32:27,256 It's unpickable. 968 01:32:39,810 --> 01:32:42,855 -What are you doing? -I have a plan. 969 01:32:44,982 --> 01:32:45,816 Wait! 970 01:33:09,756 --> 01:33:10,841 Come on. Let's go. 971 01:33:11,758 --> 01:33:12,801 Okay. 972 01:33:17,931 --> 01:33:19,349 -Ready? -I'll be waiting. 973 01:34:05,854 --> 01:34:06,939 That's my mom. 974 01:34:26,124 --> 01:34:27,209 What? 975 01:35:00,617 --> 01:35:01,827 Your Eminence. 976 01:35:03,078 --> 01:35:05,247 Goddess of Gods. 977 01:35:05,330 --> 01:35:08,166 I have built this temple for you, 978 01:35:08,876 --> 01:35:10,711 so that you might return to Earth... 979 01:35:12,754 --> 01:35:13,839 and together... 980 01:35:16,175 --> 01:35:17,259 we... 981 01:35:18,802 --> 01:35:20,262 We can rule the world. 982 01:35:50,209 --> 01:35:51,376 Excuse me. 983 01:35:53,962 --> 01:35:55,255 Pardon me. 984 01:35:56,381 --> 01:35:57,424 Yeah, hi. 985 01:36:06,475 --> 01:36:09,186 What do you call a fish with no eyes? 986 01:36:13,065 --> 01:36:13,899 A... 987 01:36:21,365 --> 01:36:22,407 A whale-- 988 01:36:23,033 --> 01:36:25,077 There's two whales in a bar. One of them goes: 989 01:36:29,998 --> 01:36:32,000 And then the other one goes: 990 01:36:32,084 --> 01:36:33,752 "Go home. You're drunk." 991 01:36:41,051 --> 01:36:41,969 Okay. 992 01:36:42,928 --> 01:36:45,764 So a grasshopper walks into a bar... 993 01:36:46,849 --> 01:36:50,644 and the bartender's like, "We have a drink named after you." 994 01:36:51,270 --> 01:36:52,521 Then the grasshopper's like: 995 01:36:53,522 --> 01:36:56,775 "You have a drink named Steve?" 996 01:37:00,445 --> 01:37:04,950 Have you come to offer yourself in sacrifice? 997 01:37:05,576 --> 01:37:06,410 What? 998 01:37:07,828 --> 01:37:11,373 Are you prepared to die? 999 01:37:12,291 --> 01:37:14,042 No, I'm 12. 1000 01:37:17,379 --> 01:37:18,589 Are you? 1001 01:37:29,641 --> 01:37:30,851 Mom! 1002 01:37:52,039 --> 01:37:54,499 -Wait, wait. What's going on? -Hey! 1003 01:37:54,583 --> 01:37:56,376 -What's happening? Where am I? -It's okay. 1004 01:37:56,460 --> 01:37:57,836 -You were possessed. -Possessed? 1005 01:37:57,920 --> 01:38:00,672 -Then you turned into a dog. -Then you got humpy. 1006 01:38:00,756 --> 01:38:01,715 -Humpy? -Hold on! 1007 01:38:15,646 --> 01:38:19,358 Oh, Phoebe. Phoebe. There's this secret basement... 1008 01:38:19,441 --> 01:38:21,818 -We know. -...with computers and equipment. 1009 01:38:21,902 --> 01:38:23,362 -Isn't that place insane? -Yes! 1010 01:38:23,445 --> 01:38:26,949 -And it seemed like he had a plan. -We're aware. 1011 01:38:27,783 --> 01:38:32,663 And there were all these photos of me. Like he was tracking my entire life. 1012 01:38:32,746 --> 01:38:35,249 -How rewarding. -Super news. We wanna hear about it. 1013 01:38:35,332 --> 01:38:37,709 Yeah, but we're trying to save the world right now. 1014 01:38:37,793 --> 01:38:39,503 Cool. I'm in. How can I help? 1015 01:38:40,295 --> 01:38:42,422 -No! -What the hell was that? 1016 01:38:42,506 --> 01:38:45,050 -That was your boyfriend Gary. -Boyfriend? 1017 01:38:53,141 --> 01:38:55,352 -Inside that trap is the Gatekeeper. -Gatekeeper? 1018 01:38:55,435 --> 01:38:57,187 If the Gatekeeper and the Keymaster reunite-- 1019 01:38:57,271 --> 01:38:59,439 -Keymaster? -One second. 1020 01:39:09,157 --> 01:39:10,242 Phoebe. 1021 01:39:10,325 --> 01:39:12,452 You're-- You're-- 1022 01:39:14,329 --> 01:39:15,539 I'm a scientist. 1023 01:39:19,668 --> 01:39:21,170 -We got her! -Yes! 1024 01:39:21,253 --> 01:39:22,629 This was Grandpa's plan. 1025 01:39:24,339 --> 01:39:25,591 Coming in hot! 1026 01:39:46,862 --> 01:39:48,447 Mom, come on! 1027 01:39:48,530 --> 01:39:49,656 Oh, my God. 1028 01:40:02,711 --> 01:40:04,338 -Get back. Get back. -Mom. 1029 01:40:07,674 --> 01:40:09,134 -What's up? -Hey. 1030 01:40:13,805 --> 01:40:14,848 No, no, no. 1031 01:40:50,968 --> 01:40:51,885 Pull the lever. 1032 01:40:51,969 --> 01:40:52,803 Pull--? 1033 01:41:06,275 --> 01:41:07,276 Hey! 1034 01:41:18,704 --> 01:41:20,706 Come on, what are you waiting for? 1035 01:41:20,789 --> 01:41:23,041 I'm waiting for this thing to work! It's not working! 1036 01:41:39,433 --> 01:41:41,310 -Mom, hit the pedal! -Pedal? 1037 01:41:58,243 --> 01:41:59,661 Lucky! 1038 01:41:59,745 --> 01:42:01,038 Podcast, what are you doing? 1039 01:42:01,121 --> 01:42:02,664 I've got my own problems! 1040 01:42:52,506 --> 01:42:53,632 Oh, no. 1041 01:42:55,259 --> 01:42:56,260 No. 1042 01:43:01,139 --> 01:43:02,516 Hey, flattop. 1043 01:43:05,769 --> 01:43:07,020 Have you missed us? 1044 01:43:11,441 --> 01:43:12,818 Gozer the Gozerian, 1045 01:43:13,694 --> 01:43:16,446 in the name of the county of Summerville, state of Oklahoma, 1046 01:43:16,530 --> 01:43:20,325 the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, all the members of Ducks Unlimited, 1047 01:43:20,409 --> 01:43:23,036 the Association for the Advancement of Retired Persons, 1048 01:43:23,120 --> 01:43:26,456 I command you under the National Invasive Species Act 1049 01:43:26,540 --> 01:43:29,126 to depart this world immediately. 1050 01:43:30,002 --> 01:43:30,836 Bravo. 1051 01:43:34,590 --> 01:43:36,383 I think she remembers us. 1052 01:43:39,636 --> 01:43:40,721 Are you... 1053 01:43:41,555 --> 01:43:43,140 a god? 1054 01:43:46,310 --> 01:43:48,187 -Ray? -Oh, come on, Ray. 1055 01:43:49,688 --> 01:43:50,856 Yes. 1056 01:43:50,939 --> 01:43:52,482 Yeah, we're all gods. 1057 01:43:53,108 --> 01:43:55,652 Yeah, I mean, we're all pretty dang special down here. 1058 01:43:55,736 --> 01:43:56,904 On a personal note: 1059 01:43:56,987 --> 01:43:59,615 I thought that we had busted up for good. 1060 01:43:59,698 --> 01:44:01,074 It wasn't working for me. 1061 01:44:01,158 --> 01:44:03,744 My friends didn't think so. I know yours didn't. 1062 01:44:04,578 --> 01:44:06,788 Okay, playtime's over. Let's toast this muffin. 1063 01:44:09,875 --> 01:44:11,293 Light them up. 1064 01:44:13,587 --> 01:44:14,963 Man, I love that sound. 1065 01:44:17,257 --> 01:44:18,300 On the count of three. 1066 01:44:18,383 --> 01:44:20,928 Go on "two." One. Two. 1067 01:44:23,764 --> 01:44:26,475 Yeah, nothing stings like a billion electron volts! 1068 01:44:36,360 --> 01:44:37,611 Yes! 1069 01:44:39,238 --> 01:44:40,781 -Do you feel that? -Yeah. 1070 01:44:45,452 --> 01:44:47,329 She's uncrossing the streams! 1071 01:44:52,709 --> 01:44:53,877 No! 1072 01:44:55,963 --> 01:44:56,964 Are they dead? 1073 01:45:00,634 --> 01:45:03,136 I don't remember this job being so painful. 1074 01:45:04,179 --> 01:45:06,932 -I do. -You got a lot of nerve. 1075 01:45:08,892 --> 01:45:11,645 Coming back here, crawling back to me. 1076 01:45:12,771 --> 01:45:15,899 We could've been the most spectacular power couple. 1077 01:45:15,983 --> 01:45:19,486 You know, my sense of fun and your personality. 1078 01:45:20,404 --> 01:45:23,407 But, no, you always had to vanquish and conquer. 1079 01:45:23,490 --> 01:45:25,075 Always had to maim somebody. 1080 01:45:25,158 --> 01:45:28,704 And that's probably the number one reason why-- 1081 01:45:28,787 --> 01:45:30,289 Good try, anyway. 1082 01:45:30,914 --> 01:45:32,541 Now we're finished, babe. 1083 01:45:32,624 --> 01:45:33,709 We're finished. 1084 01:45:42,551 --> 01:45:43,385 No. 1085 01:45:55,856 --> 01:45:57,316 Come on, Phoebe. 1086 01:46:24,051 --> 01:46:24,927 Holy shit. 1087 01:47:08,595 --> 01:47:09,638 We're on! 1088 01:48:11,992 --> 01:48:13,327 I thought you might turn up. 1089 01:48:19,082 --> 01:48:20,083 I'm sorry... 1090 01:48:21,126 --> 01:48:22,711 I didn't believe you. 1091 01:48:24,922 --> 01:48:26,089 I should've called. 1092 01:48:27,257 --> 01:48:28,592 I miss you, my friend. 1093 01:48:34,765 --> 01:48:36,183 Are you okay? 1094 01:48:36,266 --> 01:48:38,185 -You scared the shit out of me. -Mom. 1095 01:48:38,268 --> 01:48:39,603 I can't breathe. 1096 01:48:39,686 --> 01:48:40,771 Okay. 1097 01:48:42,314 --> 01:48:43,148 Hi there. 1098 01:48:43,982 --> 01:48:45,734 Pete Venkman from the home office. 1099 01:48:45,817 --> 01:48:48,195 -Thanks for pitching in. -You're welcome. 1100 01:48:48,278 --> 01:48:49,655 I like your style. 1101 01:48:49,738 --> 01:48:50,739 Who's that one? 1102 01:48:51,365 --> 01:48:52,324 Callie. 1103 01:48:54,535 --> 01:48:55,953 Callie Spengler. 1104 01:48:56,036 --> 01:48:56,912 Spengler? 1105 01:48:57,663 --> 01:49:00,123 Weird name. Try to make the best of that. 1106 01:49:00,707 --> 01:49:03,126 All right. We're gonna have cocoa inside. 1107 01:49:03,210 --> 01:49:05,462 And some of us will have rum with it. 1108 01:49:06,713 --> 01:49:07,798 Lucky! 1109 01:49:13,887 --> 01:49:16,223 God. Hey. Hey, man. 1110 01:49:16,306 --> 01:49:19,184 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I-- Yeah. 1111 01:49:19,810 --> 01:49:21,520 My hands hurt from galloping. 1112 01:49:29,278 --> 01:49:30,153 Oh, my God. 1113 01:49:31,196 --> 01:49:32,573 I totally thought I lost you. 1114 01:49:32,656 --> 01:49:34,199 Sorry about that. 1115 01:49:35,200 --> 01:49:36,243 That was weird. 1116 01:49:36,827 --> 01:49:37,661 Yeah. 1117 01:49:38,745 --> 01:49:41,456 -I'm bleeding. Why am I bleeding? -You headbutted a park bench. 1118 01:49:41,540 --> 01:49:43,292 -Oh, right. Yeah. -Yeah. 1119 01:49:45,836 --> 01:49:47,504 -Hi. -Hi. 1120 01:49:49,047 --> 01:49:51,341 -Back there, yeah. -Yeah. 1121 01:49:51,425 --> 01:49:53,135 I mean, before we became dogs 1122 01:49:53,218 --> 01:49:57,055 and opened the gates of hell, I think that maybe we-- 1123 01:49:57,139 --> 01:49:59,308 Yeah. Yeah, I think so too. 1124 01:50:00,684 --> 01:50:03,353 -But then we saved the world, so... -That's true. 1125 01:50:07,983 --> 01:50:09,443 Are you all right, son? 1126 01:50:10,694 --> 01:50:14,114 You just singlehandedly defeated a manifestation of Gozer. 1127 01:50:14,198 --> 01:50:15,824 You gotta be on my podcast. 1128 01:50:16,366 --> 01:50:17,743 Sure. What's it called? 1129 01:50:17,826 --> 01:50:19,494 Mystical Tales of the Unknown Universe. 1130 01:50:19,578 --> 01:50:21,538 M.T.U.U., that's you? 1131 01:50:21,622 --> 01:50:22,539 Wait. 1132 01:50:22,623 --> 01:50:23,999 You're my subscriber?! 1133 01:50:24,082 --> 01:50:27,419 Really found its voice in the 46th episode. 1134 01:50:29,087 --> 01:50:30,506 What did they do to you? 1135 01:50:33,467 --> 01:50:34,468 Don't worry. 1136 01:50:35,802 --> 01:50:38,305 I'll take you home, get you all cleaned up. 1137 01:50:44,061 --> 01:50:44,895 Go. 1138 01:50:49,566 --> 01:50:50,400 Hey. 1139 01:54:37,211 --> 01:54:38,462 Tell me what this is. 1140 01:54:43,467 --> 01:54:44,510 Lines. 1141 01:54:46,470 --> 01:54:47,304 Two-- 1142 01:54:47,888 --> 01:54:49,431 No, three... 1143 01:54:51,141 --> 01:54:52,392 wavy lines. 1144 01:54:56,355 --> 01:54:57,898 -It's amazing. -You're amazing. 1145 01:54:57,981 --> 01:54:59,608 With your ability to... 1146 01:55:00,692 --> 01:55:02,194 flood my psychic powers. 1147 01:55:02,277 --> 01:55:04,571 I can't believe you used to shock your students. 1148 01:55:04,655 --> 01:55:07,241 Between us, I only zapped the guys. 1149 01:55:09,284 --> 01:55:12,079 It was flawed science. I know that now. I admit that. 1150 01:55:12,162 --> 01:55:12,996 Ready? 1151 01:55:13,580 --> 01:55:14,915 Try this one. 1152 01:55:17,835 --> 01:55:18,836 Take a moment. 1153 01:55:23,841 --> 01:55:25,425 It's a five-pointed star. 1154 01:55:26,426 --> 01:55:28,637 -Yes? -How are you doing that? 1155 01:55:28,720 --> 01:55:33,100 Some believe that true love imbues a subject with the ability-- 1156 01:55:34,518 --> 01:55:36,645 -Did you mark the cards? -No. 1157 01:55:36,728 --> 01:55:37,813 You did, didn't you? 1158 01:55:39,439 --> 01:55:40,274 Yeah. 1159 01:55:44,069 --> 01:55:45,612 It works well. 1160 02:01:52,563 --> 02:01:55,315 -I want you to take this. -What is it? 1161 02:01:55,941 --> 02:02:01,405 It's a souvenir from the World's Fair at Flushing Meadow in 1964. 1162 02:02:01,488 --> 02:02:03,198 It's my lucky coin. 1163 02:02:03,282 --> 02:02:05,701 I shouldn't take it. We might not be coming back. 1164 02:02:06,618 --> 02:02:09,788 Take it anyway. I got another one at home. 1165 02:02:16,503 --> 02:02:17,963 Egon was the brains. 1166 02:02:18,630 --> 02:02:19,923 Ray was the heart. 1167 02:02:21,216 --> 02:02:22,718 Peter just kept it cool. 1168 02:02:24,136 --> 02:02:24,970 Who were you? 1169 02:02:25,888 --> 02:02:26,972 The sex appeal. 1170 02:02:30,893 --> 02:02:33,353 You've done very well for yourself. 1171 02:02:33,437 --> 02:02:35,022 A lot of shelf space. 1172 02:02:35,898 --> 02:02:37,524 See, that's the thing. 1173 02:02:38,317 --> 02:02:40,110 I don't do it for me. 1174 02:02:41,111 --> 02:02:42,362 I do it for my kids, 1175 02:02:42,446 --> 02:02:45,866 and I wanna be an example of what's possible. 1176 02:02:45,949 --> 02:02:49,036 You still covering the rent at Ray's bookshop? 1177 02:02:50,412 --> 02:02:52,706 Ray's gonna turn a profit one of these days. 1178 02:02:53,457 --> 02:02:55,417 I remember the day you came in. 1179 02:02:56,418 --> 02:02:58,629 I came in looking for a steady paycheck. 1180 02:02:59,254 --> 02:03:01,006 But busting ghosts with the guys... 1181 02:03:01,715 --> 02:03:03,217 taught me not to be afraid. 1182 02:03:03,800 --> 02:03:06,512 That I had the tools and I had the talent. 1183 02:03:07,137 --> 02:03:09,515 I started this business with one employee. 1184 02:03:10,307 --> 02:03:13,519 And I've grown it into a thriving global enterprise. 1185 02:03:14,478 --> 02:03:16,104 I may be a businessman, 1186 02:03:16,813 --> 02:03:19,942 but I will always be a Ghostbuster.