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Ew, Mom, I'm trying
to eat breakfast.

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Almost done.

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Aw, your mustache
is really coming in.

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Mom!

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- Phoebe!
- Ow!

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I'm bleeding!
You made me bleed!

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You'll live. Phoebe!

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Oh! What are you doing?

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Neighbor's electricity
is running out of phase.

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- I tied in, bumped us up to 220.
- Take that off.

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Now I can run my lathe.

13
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And you didn't think
to ask me?

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I mean, you just demonstrate
zero aptitude for science.

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- Uh-huh, got it.
- You're better at other things.

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- Like quesadillas.
- My hair dryer.

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- Your quesadillas are excellent.
- Thank you.

18
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Now what?

19
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Mom!

20
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- Really? You don't have legs?
- I'm not an adult.

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I'm literally driving
to pick up a check right now.

22
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You win lottery?

23
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Kind of. My father died.

24
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Relax.
I didn't even know him.

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I'm surprised
he left me anything.

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- Sounds like my father.
- Yeah?

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Did your dad
abandon your family

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and move to a farm
in the middle of nowhere?

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No.

30
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Look, I...

31
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I know I have not been
a reliable or consistent tenant.

32
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But if you give me a week
to settle loose ends,

33
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I'll be back
with everything I owe.

34
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I can fix that!

35
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Listen,

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I wait for you to leave,

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then I change locks.

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There it is.
This is Summerville.

39
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This is where
your grandfather lived.

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And died.

41
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Ah, come on.
Not a single bar?

42
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There'd better be a bar.

43
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That's funny.

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"Behold,

45
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"there was a great earthquake.

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"The sun became
as black as cloth,

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"the seas boiled,

48
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"the moon became as blood,

49
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"the skies fell.

50
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Revelation 6:12."

51
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That was normal.

52
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Hey, maybe it's a good thing
you never met your dad.

53
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Great. You didn't tell us
we inherited a murder house.

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And just think.

55
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Now all of this is ours.

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Pheebs, be a dear and break
into your grandfather's house.

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Nice.

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Oh, boy.

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Not a single photo.

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Rats.

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You gotta see the gold mine
of junk I found out back.

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Great.

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Oh, my God,
this is so much worse

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than I thought it was gonna be.

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Under the dining table now!

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Phoebe.

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Remember that summer
we died under a table?

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Of course this place is built
on a fault line.

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Probably just fracking.

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It's fracking annoying,
is what it is.

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It's okay,
we're only here for a week.

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Um, give or take.

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What does that mean?

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It means we're staying.

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You said we'd
only be here for a week!

76
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Yeah, well, that was
before we got evicted.

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You said
you had money saved up.

78
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- That was before I had children.
- Oh!

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To be fair, you've never
been good with money.

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Thanks, Pheebs.

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What's that?

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How am I supposed to know?

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Can I help you?

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Um, hi. We're...
We're the, um... The...

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This was my father's place.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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I'm, uh, Janine Melnitz.
We spoke on the phone.

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I was your father's...

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You know, we were friends.

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- Very sorry for your loss.
- It's okay.

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You knew him better than me.
I should be sorry for your loss.

93
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I just tried to keep
the bills paid on time,

94
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- that kind of thing.
- Like a money manager?

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Oh, there was
no money to manage.

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He could barely keep
the power on.

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So he left us nothing?

98
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Well, I wouldn't say that.

99
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There is quite a bit of debt.

100
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Ms. Melnitz,
I'm here to sign forms,

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pack the silverware
and leave with a rent check.

102
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Are you telling me
this place is worthless?

103
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You mean, aside from
the sentimental value?

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Are you going
to that thing later?

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- Yeah, probably.
- Where's my order?

106
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I can't believe
a place like this still exists.

107
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I can't believe we have
to spend a summer in this heap.

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- We have lives.
- You don't think I have a life?

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No. You're a mom.
You live for us.

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I'll be right back.

111
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Oh.

112
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Hey. Maybe you will make
a friend out here.

113
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- Make them out of what?
- I'm serious.

114
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A new home could be
an opportunity to start fresh.

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Just keep an open mind.

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Two taters, three Spinners,
grilled onions, one no cheese.

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Lucky, there's... There's
something wrong with the meat.

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- I don't feel so good, Lucky. Oh!
- There's something wrong.

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- He's throwing up the meat!
- Heh-heh-heh!

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Cool place.

121
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Yeah, I'll use that.

122
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I don't own it.

123
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I know you don't own it.

124
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You look pretty young
to own a business.

125
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I saw the sign out front.
"Help wanted"?

126
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I... I can be helpful.

127
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Under experience, you put
"friendly" with a smiley face?

128
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I didn't really know
what to put.

129
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I don't think "friendly"
qualifies as an experience.

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It's a quality, I guess.

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- How old are you?
- Seventeen.

132
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Think you can put in
a good word for me?

133
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I can tell them
you have a pulse.

134
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My name's Trevor.

135
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My name's Trevor.

136
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- Dude, that was great.
- Dude, that was really cute.

137
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You have a chance with her.
You really do.

138
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Mmm.

139
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So where you heading?

140
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We're staying, actually.

141
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You know that farmhouse
off the highway with the barn?

142
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Dirt? It was my father's.

143
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Dirt Farmer had a family?

144
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You knew my father?

145
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No one knew your father.

146
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Well, I'm sure he'll be missed.

147
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Nope.

148
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Whoa!

149
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What's up, Casanova?

150
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Ow.

151
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Damn it.

152
00:17:05,409 --> 00:17:06,575
What?

153
00:17:08,042 --> 00:17:10,209
Come on! Bus leaves in 15!

154
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,409
Hey, Pheebs, at school today,

155
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don't be afraid
to just start a conversation.

156
00:17:27,775 --> 00:17:29,575
Are you kidding?
That's horrible advice.

157
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You're literally setting her up
for failure.

158
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Hey, how are the jokes
coming along?

159
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Why should you
never trust atoms?

160
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Because they
make up everything.

161
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- That's funny.
- No, it's not.

162
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- You can drop me off here.
- Are you embarrassed?

163
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Yeah. Bye.

164
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Love you!

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- That almost killed you.
- Yeah, with your face.

166
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- What's wrong? You love school.
- I love learning.

167
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This is a state-sponsored
work camp for delinquents.

168
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Fine. You can help me scrape
asbestos out of the attic.

169
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I'll take my chances
with public education.

170
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Hey, don't be yourself.

171
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- You okay?
- Ah, yeah. First day.

172
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Can you imagine who they've got
teaching summer school?

173
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I can. I teach here.

174
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Oh, I'm so sorry.

175
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,108
No, it's okay. It's...

176
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Most of the kids that go here,
they're not very bright.

177
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Hey, Colin.

178
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He's...

179
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I can kind of do
whatever I want.

180
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Score.

181
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- Right?
- Mm.

182
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- Dream job.
- Mm-hm.

183
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:53,709
Good morning, class.
How's everybody doing today?

184
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My name's Mr. Grooberson.

185
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Um...

186
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I know.

187
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You don't wanna be here.

188
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I don't wanna be here either.

189
00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:03,776
Now, apparently,

190
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your, uh, school is
still operating on VHS,

191
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but, um, I found this gem
in the teachers' lounge.

192
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<i>It's great. It's called Cujo.</i>

193
00:19:12,242 --> 00:19:14,876
It's about
a rabid Saint Bernard that...

194
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You know what? I don't
wanna give too much away.

195
00:19:17,409 --> 00:19:20,043
But imagine Beethoven
if he contracted rabies

196
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and just started
mauling children.

197
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You'll get an idea.

198
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Enjoy.

199
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Speeding. Three, two, one.

200
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She sits alone.

201
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An outcast,
rejected by her peers.

202
00:19:41,509 --> 00:19:42,976
But what is her secret?

203
00:19:43,108 --> 00:19:45,542
Perhaps she's on the run.

204
00:19:46,876 --> 00:19:48,742
On the run...

205
00:19:48,876 --> 00:19:50,709
from herself.

206
00:19:50,842 --> 00:19:52,475
And go.

207
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,909
Actually,
my grandfather died.

208
00:19:56,043 --> 00:19:58,742
My mom says we're here to pick
through the rubble of his life.

209
00:19:58,876 --> 00:20:02,909
So you're here to uncover
the mystery of his death?

210
00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:04,208
No.

211
00:20:04,342 --> 00:20:05,842
It was natural causes.

212
00:20:05,976 --> 00:20:10,043
Are you sure
it wasn't unnatural causes?

213
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:11,609
Yes.

214
00:20:11,742 --> 00:20:13,943
Pretty sure
it was just a heart attack.

215
00:20:14,075 --> 00:20:16,842
Oh, the silent killer.

216
00:20:19,175 --> 00:20:20,609
I'm Phoebe.

217
00:20:20,742 --> 00:20:22,242
Oh, cool. Uh, I'm Podcast.

218
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,242
Why do people call you Podcast?

219
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:27,375
Oh, I call myself Podcast.
Because of my podcast.

220
00:20:30,676 --> 00:20:34,375
- Doing some painting?
- Mm, yeah.

221
00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:35,776
Whereabouts you staying?

222
00:20:35,909 --> 00:20:38,943
Um, that old apocalyptic ranch
off of 99.

223
00:20:39,075 --> 00:20:40,709
It was my father's place.

224
00:20:40,842 --> 00:20:42,943
Dirt Farmer had a family?

225
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,742
You all called him
the Dirt Farmer?

226
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:46,709
Meant nothing by it.

227
00:20:46,842 --> 00:20:50,642
Man spends every week
working a piece of land...

228
00:20:50,776 --> 00:20:53,043
but never seeding,
never watering,

229
00:20:53,175 --> 00:20:55,208
never growing
a ding-dang thing.

230
00:20:55,342 --> 00:20:56,809
It's curious behavior.

231
00:20:56,943 --> 00:20:59,442
Great customer though.

232
00:20:59,576 --> 00:21:01,943
He... He bought
some bizarre shit.

233
00:21:02,075 --> 00:21:04,576
Yeah, that sounds like him.

234
00:21:28,609 --> 00:21:29,542
What is this?

235
00:21:31,175 --> 00:21:32,909
Hello.

236
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:35,776
Um, you know, there's
a highly entertaining movie

237
00:21:35,909 --> 00:21:38,075
about a killer dog
happening right over there.

238
00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:41,542
- Is this a seismic map?
- Yes.

239
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:44,242
- How did you know that?
- It's a map of seismic activity.

240
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:46,442
- Right. But...
- You're a seismologist?

241
00:21:47,742 --> 00:21:50,375
Does that seem
so hard to believe?

242
00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:52,642
Figured you
for a football coach.

243
00:21:53,709 --> 00:21:55,609
Oh.

244
00:21:55,742 --> 00:21:57,709
Um, thank you.

245
00:21:57,842 --> 00:22:00,509
These don't look
tectonic or volcanic.

246
00:22:02,075 --> 00:22:03,776
Okay, smarty.

247
00:22:03,909 --> 00:22:05,542
Here, check this out.

248
00:22:05,676 --> 00:22:08,242
This is a volcano, all right?

249
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:12,108
It builds and crests.

250
00:22:12,242 --> 00:22:15,043
But this is
a tectonic earthquake.

251
00:22:15,175 --> 00:22:18,709
Notice a little P-wave
followed by a large S wave.

252
00:22:21,242 --> 00:22:23,943
Yeah, I'm not an idiot.

253
00:22:24,565 --> 00:22:28,732
Clearly. Well, this is
the pattern in Summerville.

254
00:22:28,865 --> 00:22:33,366
Large P-wave, small S wave.
Like an explosion.

255
00:22:33,499 --> 00:22:36,099
- Where is it coming from?
- I don't know. I don't know.

256
00:22:36,232 --> 00:22:38,799
I set up geophones,
but I can't triangulate.

257
00:22:38,932 --> 00:22:41,132
- Are you using three?
- Yeah.

258
00:22:41,266 --> 00:22:43,433
I know how many sides
there are in a triangle.

259
00:22:43,565 --> 00:22:46,132
I just thought
you were being obtuse.

260
00:22:50,099 --> 00:22:51,366
Was that a geometry joke?

261
00:22:51,499 --> 00:22:54,299
- Yes, that's why I winked.
- Ah.

262
00:22:54,433 --> 00:22:56,299
Uh, that's terrible.

263
00:22:56,433 --> 00:22:57,799
No, I loved it.

264
00:22:57,932 --> 00:23:00,299
Look at this.
I mean, somehow,

265
00:23:00,433 --> 00:23:02,799
a town that isn't anywhere
near a tectonic plate,

266
00:23:02,932 --> 00:23:06,232
that has no underground volcanic
activity, no fault lines,

267
00:23:06,366 --> 00:23:08,433
no fracking,
no loud music even,

268
00:23:08,565 --> 00:23:10,266
is shaking
on a daily basis.

269
00:23:12,499 --> 00:23:14,366
Maybe it's the apocalypse.

270
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:23,865
Twenty-three, 24, 25.

271
00:23:23,999 --> 00:23:27,232
Hey, no-skills. How's inventory?

272
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:29,366
Oh, hey, how's it going?
No, it's not good.

273
00:23:29,499 --> 00:23:30,765
It's not good at all. Um...

274
00:23:30,899 --> 00:23:33,232
- Does everyone do this?
- Yeah, it's important.

275
00:23:33,366 --> 00:23:34,799
You okay?

276
00:23:34,932 --> 00:23:36,598
Your lips are literally blue.

277
00:23:36,732 --> 00:23:37,965
Yeah, I'm fine.

278
00:23:38,099 --> 00:23:39,399
You should borrow my hoodie.

279
00:23:39,533 --> 00:23:41,099
No, it's fine. Seriously.

280
00:23:41,232 --> 00:23:42,533
It's really masculine.

281
00:23:42,665 --> 00:23:44,932
It's got a wolf on it.
Trust me.

282
00:23:45,066 --> 00:23:46,299
Okay.

283
00:23:50,899 --> 00:23:52,732
I'm kind of surprised
it fits me.

284
00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:54,598
Yeah, it's my boyfriend's,
actually.

285
00:23:54,732 --> 00:23:56,865
- Oh.
- Back to inventory.

286
00:23:59,332 --> 00:24:02,299
Okay, we're speeding.
Three, two, one.

287
00:24:02,433 --> 00:24:03,932
Uh, yeah,
just introduce yourself

288
00:24:04,066 --> 00:24:06,099
and tell me
what you ate for breakfast.

289
00:24:06,232 --> 00:24:08,199
Um, Phoebe.

290
00:24:08,332 --> 00:24:10,132
Toast.

291
00:24:10,266 --> 00:24:14,366
Okay, um, maybe a little more.
Tell me a joke or something.

292
00:24:14,499 --> 00:24:16,732
- A joke?
- Mm-hm.

293
00:24:18,799 --> 00:24:21,099
What do you call
a dead polar bear?

294
00:24:22,499 --> 00:24:24,999
Anything you want.

295
00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:26,732
It can't hear you now.

296
00:24:32,132 --> 00:24:34,433
Wow. That was funny.

297
00:24:34,565 --> 00:24:37,066
- You're funny.
- It's a pretty hilarious joke.

298
00:24:37,199 --> 00:24:39,032
Fun fact:
Did you know Summerville

299
00:24:39,166 --> 00:24:41,099
has more dead residents
than living ones?

300
00:24:41,232 --> 00:24:43,632
Yeah, that's
how cemeteries work.

301
00:24:43,765 --> 00:24:46,299
Wertheimers Hardware,
run by the Illuminati.

302
00:24:46,433 --> 00:24:48,199
- Lizard people.
- Lizard people?

303
00:24:48,332 --> 00:24:50,132
Jefferson, Einstein, Beyoncé?

304
00:24:50,266 --> 00:24:52,232
How do you think
we got the pyramids?

305
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:54,132
- Slaves?
- Movie theater.

306
00:24:54,266 --> 00:24:55,533
That one's haunted.

307
00:24:55,665 --> 00:24:57,433
I don't believe in ghosts.

308
00:24:59,066 --> 00:25:01,466
What? How can you...?

309
00:25:01,598 --> 00:25:04,799
I mean, all the evidence!
You don't believe in spirits?

310
00:25:04,932 --> 00:25:06,632
No.

311
00:25:06,765 --> 00:25:09,899
I think we're all
just kind of meat puppets.

312
00:25:11,499 --> 00:25:13,066
There's something
you need to see.

313
00:25:13,199 --> 00:25:14,399
I'll grab my wheels.

314
00:25:22,799 --> 00:25:24,598
Are we even allowed to be here?

315
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:26,499
Oh, yeah. Totally.

316
00:25:26,632 --> 00:25:28,366
The mine's been closed
since the '40s.

317
00:25:28,499 --> 00:25:30,032
They just put
all these signs up

318
00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:32,199
'cause of
hazardous chemical leaks

319
00:25:32,332 --> 00:25:34,199
and on account of dynamite.

320
00:25:34,332 --> 00:25:37,499
I do this. Hmm.

321
00:25:43,665 --> 00:25:46,366
The whole town was basically
a mining operation.

322
00:25:46,499 --> 00:25:48,565
They bore out this mountain
like a grapefruit

323
00:25:48,698 --> 00:25:52,232
and smelted everything into
cold-riveted selenium girders.

324
00:25:52,366 --> 00:25:53,899
Why would you
make a steel beam

325
00:25:54,032 --> 00:25:56,466
out of an electro conductor
like selenium?

326
00:25:57,899 --> 00:25:58,965
Right?

327
00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:00,466
Weird.

328
00:26:00,598 --> 00:26:02,865
Until one day,

329
00:26:02,999 --> 00:26:05,366
they were forced to close down
the whole enchilada.

330
00:26:05,499 --> 00:26:06,598
Why?

331
00:26:08,199 --> 00:26:11,499
One by one,
miners who had worked for years

332
00:26:11,632 --> 00:26:15,433
began leaping down
the mine shaft to their death.

333
00:26:15,565 --> 00:26:17,232
They called it...

334
00:26:17,366 --> 00:26:20,032
the Shandorian curse.

335
00:26:42,399 --> 00:26:43,732
Who built these?

336
00:26:43,865 --> 00:26:45,366
Depends who you believe.

337
00:26:45,499 --> 00:26:48,099
One day, they just showed up
without explanation.

338
00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:52,533
Cool.

339
00:27:20,399 --> 00:27:22,499
What a shitbox.

340
00:27:24,999 --> 00:27:26,865
So, what's
your podcast about?

341
00:27:26,999 --> 00:27:29,698
Oh, um, mostly mysteries
and the unknown,

342
00:27:29,832 --> 00:27:31,266
uh, conspiracy theories,

343
00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:33,399
the occasional
restaurant review.

344
00:27:33,533 --> 00:27:36,266
Well, maybe I could
check it out sometime.

345
00:27:36,399 --> 00:27:38,565
- Really?
- Yeah.

346
00:27:44,565 --> 00:27:47,366
The show really finds
its voice on Episode 46.

347
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,032
Okay.

348
00:27:49,166 --> 00:27:50,565
Uh, hey.

349
00:27:50,698 --> 00:27:53,066
Look, this is totally cool
if this is a no.

350
00:27:53,199 --> 00:27:54,632
Uh, zero "presh."

351
00:27:54,765 --> 00:27:57,466
Uh, but, um...

352
00:27:57,598 --> 00:27:59,533
do you wanna
be my lab partner?

353
00:28:01,266 --> 00:28:04,466
Well, I don't think
we're gonna be doing any labs,

354
00:28:04,598 --> 00:28:06,132
but yeah.

355
00:28:06,266 --> 00:28:07,865
Yeah, sure, I'd love to.

356
00:28:07,999 --> 00:28:10,099
Cool, cool. All right.

357
00:28:11,332 --> 00:28:12,598
Yeah.

358
00:28:14,066 --> 00:28:16,332
Well, this is me.

359
00:28:16,466 --> 00:28:18,066
The Dirt Farmer's house?

360
00:28:18,199 --> 00:28:21,732
- Yeah, he was my grandfather.
- No way, dude!

361
00:28:21,865 --> 00:28:24,366
So you're just gonna walk in?

362
00:28:26,466 --> 00:28:28,932
- Are you recording me?
- Yeah, just in case

363
00:28:29,066 --> 00:28:30,932
your body's pulled apart
into tiny pieces

364
00:28:31,066 --> 00:28:33,166
by an unseen dark force.

365
00:28:35,499 --> 00:28:37,832
All right. Bye.

366
00:29:11,598 --> 00:29:13,965
Okay, so this is happening.

367
00:29:38,665 --> 00:29:39,932
Hello?

368
00:31:54,032 --> 00:31:55,932
<i>No!</i>

369
00:31:58,598 --> 00:32:00,799
<i>Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?</i>

370
00:32:06,565 --> 00:32:09,132
I need to know
what's lurking inside.

371
00:32:09,266 --> 00:32:12,598
- No way. Killer replica.
- Totally.

372
00:32:12,732 --> 00:32:15,266
- A replica of what?
- A trap.

373
00:32:17,556 --> 00:32:18,522
A ghost trap.

374
00:32:21,656 --> 00:32:24,422
Seriously? How do you of
all people not know about this?

375
00:32:24,556 --> 00:32:27,489
- I'm ashamed.
- Oh, I was obsessed.

376
00:32:27,622 --> 00:32:30,989
<i>New York in the '80s,
it was like The Walking Dead.</i>

377
00:32:31,122 --> 00:32:32,756
- Then it just stopped?
- Mm-hm.

378
00:32:32,889 --> 00:32:35,656
I mean, there hasn't been
a ghost sighting in 30 years.

379
00:32:47,322 --> 00:32:48,522
Wait a minute.

380
00:32:50,155 --> 00:32:51,589
This thing is real?

381
00:32:51,722 --> 00:32:53,155
- Absolutely.
- Maybe.

382
00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:55,956
I found it
in my living room.

383
00:32:56,088 --> 00:32:57,789
She lives on the Dirt Farm.

384
00:32:57,923 --> 00:32:59,522
Oh, the really spooky one?

385
00:32:59,656 --> 00:33:01,222
Yeah, the one
that says "dirt" on it.

386
00:33:02,822 --> 00:33:04,923
What happened in New York?

387
00:33:05,055 --> 00:33:07,422
The whole city was freaking out.

388
00:33:07,556 --> 00:33:09,055
Then these physicists showed up

389
00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:10,889
with these portable
proton accelerators

390
00:33:11,023 --> 00:33:12,923
and blew the roof off
of a Manhattan high-rise.

391
00:33:17,889 --> 00:33:19,689
None of this rings a bell?

392
00:33:19,822 --> 00:33:21,689
It happened 20 years
before we were born.

393
00:33:21,822 --> 00:33:23,222
I believe it.

394
00:33:23,355 --> 00:33:24,789
Ghostbusters!

395
00:33:24,923 --> 00:33:26,722
Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!

396
00:33:28,656 --> 00:33:32,822
I mean, your, uh, dad
never mentioned this?

397
00:33:32,956 --> 00:33:34,222
It's just my mom.

398
00:33:34,355 --> 00:33:36,489
Oh, just your mom. Oh.

399
00:33:36,622 --> 00:33:39,255
Um, cool.

400
00:33:39,389 --> 00:33:41,088
"Cool"?

401
00:33:41,222 --> 00:33:43,255
I wonder if this still works.

402
00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:46,322
Should we open it?

403
00:33:56,522 --> 00:33:57,756
Glasses.

404
00:33:57,889 --> 00:34:00,389
Two millimeters
of plastic eye protection?

405
00:34:00,522 --> 00:34:01,756
Are you sure this is safe?

406
00:34:01,889 --> 00:34:02,923
Safe?

407
00:34:03,055 --> 00:34:04,956
Heh, no.

408
00:34:05,088 --> 00:34:06,122
No.

409
00:34:06,255 --> 00:34:07,756
History is safe.

410
00:34:07,889 --> 00:34:09,756
Geometry, that's safe.

411
00:34:11,023 --> 00:34:13,088
Science is all

412
00:34:13,222 --> 00:34:15,889
particle accelerators
and hydrogen bombs.

413
00:34:16,023 --> 00:34:17,789
Science is giving yourself
the plague

414
00:34:17,923 --> 00:34:19,722
and gambling on the cure.

415
00:34:19,856 --> 00:34:21,188
Science is reckless.

416
00:34:21,322 --> 00:34:23,722
Totally! Yes!
It's punk rock.

417
00:34:23,856 --> 00:34:26,122
It's a safety pin
through the nipple of academia.

418
00:34:26,255 --> 00:34:29,489
- Ouch.
- Fire it up.

419
00:34:37,322 --> 00:34:39,155
I've always wanted
to do this.

420
00:35:33,155 --> 00:35:35,088
Yes!

421
00:35:35,222 --> 00:35:37,088
Uh...

422
00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:39,188
we should probably
get out of here.

423
00:35:39,322 --> 00:35:40,856
You're an adult.

424
00:35:40,989 --> 00:35:41,923
Yeah.

425
00:35:42,989 --> 00:35:44,255
And liable.

426
00:35:45,556 --> 00:35:48,188
You know what this means,
right?

427
00:35:48,322 --> 00:35:51,088
Your grandfather
was a Ghostbuster.

428
00:35:51,222 --> 00:35:52,923
Yes, I'm aware.

429
00:36:16,222 --> 00:36:18,956
It has a door and windows,

430
00:36:19,088 --> 00:36:21,055
like any ordinary house.

431
00:36:21,188 --> 00:36:22,856
But the distinct smell
of evil...

432
00:36:24,856 --> 00:36:26,622
...is prominent.

433
00:36:26,756 --> 00:36:27,956
What are you doing?

434
00:36:28,088 --> 00:36:30,522
Oh, um,
giving a little color.

435
00:36:30,656 --> 00:36:32,023
Setting the mood.

436
00:36:32,155 --> 00:36:34,055
It's creepy.
I dig it.

437
00:36:38,023 --> 00:36:39,889
Wow.

438
00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:41,355
Cool.

439
00:36:42,889 --> 00:36:46,188
Whoa. Aztec death whistle.

440
00:36:46,322 --> 00:36:48,322
It's designed
to ward off evil spirits.

441
00:36:48,455 --> 00:36:50,188
It's got
a really horrifying sound...

442
00:36:54,023 --> 00:36:55,088
What...?

443
00:36:57,155 --> 00:36:59,055
Um, what the hell is that?

444
00:36:59,188 --> 00:37:01,088
Aztec death whistle.
Can I keep it?

445
00:37:01,222 --> 00:37:03,489
Yes, please.
Just don't do that again.

446
00:37:05,923 --> 00:37:07,355
Hi.

447
00:37:07,489 --> 00:37:08,622
Hello again.

448
00:37:10,255 --> 00:37:12,222
You brought them home.

449
00:37:13,489 --> 00:37:15,789
- It's a service I provide.
- Are...?

450
00:37:15,923 --> 00:37:18,522
- Well, I'm also an escort.
- Mmm...?

451
00:37:18,656 --> 00:37:20,722
- That came out wrong.
- Kind of... Yep.

452
00:37:20,856 --> 00:37:22,522
The truth is,
I've always wondered

453
00:37:22,656 --> 00:37:25,422
what lurked
inside this haunt box.

454
00:37:25,556 --> 00:37:27,923
Right. Well, the only thing
lurking inside here

455
00:37:28,055 --> 00:37:29,756
is my slowly dying soul.

456
00:37:29,889 --> 00:37:31,422
Is that what that smell is?

457
00:37:31,556 --> 00:37:34,122
Well, it's not dinner, so...

458
00:37:34,255 --> 00:37:35,656
Well, all right.

459
00:37:37,322 --> 00:37:40,923
- Um, would you...
- Sure.

460
00:37:41,055 --> 00:37:42,889
- ...like...?
- Yeah.

461
00:37:43,023 --> 00:37:44,556
I don't have any food.

462
00:37:44,689 --> 00:37:45,822
- It's fine.
- Okay, tour.

463
00:37:45,956 --> 00:37:47,188
- Great.
- Great.

464
00:37:48,656 --> 00:37:50,422
Here's the dining room.

465
00:37:54,622 --> 00:37:57,155
I think Grooberson's trying
to bone your mom.

466
00:38:00,023 --> 00:38:01,155
Oh.

467
00:38:02,355 --> 00:38:04,023
That doesn't bother you?

468
00:38:04,188 --> 00:38:05,889
No, of course it bothers me.

469
00:38:06,023 --> 00:38:09,422
I just don't exhibit emotions
the same way everyone else does.

470
00:38:09,556 --> 00:38:11,689
Inside, I'm vomiting.

471
00:38:16,322 --> 00:38:17,222
Wait.

472
00:38:18,656 --> 00:38:20,255
Isn't this
what we saw earlier?

473
00:38:26,322 --> 00:38:29,689
"The Sumerians believed
in a land of the dead,

474
00:38:29,822 --> 00:38:34,589
"a dark and shadowy realm
within the bowels of the earth.

475
00:38:34,722 --> 00:38:39,756
<i>"The souls of the dead are
ruled by a mighty god, Gozer,</i>

476
00:38:39,889 --> 00:38:43,255
"and protected
by a powerful Gatekeeper

477
00:38:43,389 --> 00:38:46,722
"and Keymaster, in order
that Gozer might rise up

478
00:38:46,856 --> 00:38:49,055
"and walk the human plane again.

479
00:38:49,188 --> 00:38:53,489
The Gatekeeper and Keymaster
must assume the form of beasts."

480
00:38:56,222 --> 00:38:57,589
What did we let out?

481
00:39:01,355 --> 00:39:03,088
Yum.

482
00:39:03,222 --> 00:39:04,923
Has this ever
been cleaned before?

483
00:39:05,055 --> 00:39:06,389
Not by me.

484
00:39:06,522 --> 00:39:08,622
We're heading up the mountain.

485
00:39:10,455 --> 00:39:11,389
You coming?

486
00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:56,188
Rivers are like
the moms of canyons.

487
00:39:56,322 --> 00:39:58,422
Basically,
when you think about it.

488
00:40:18,856 --> 00:40:20,756
Why'd you bring me up here?

489
00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:24,455
Entertainment value.

490
00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:26,455
Can you juggle?

491
00:40:30,589 --> 00:40:33,023
- It's not funny.
- What are you doing here

492
00:40:33,155 --> 00:40:34,589
in Summerville anyway?

493
00:40:37,222 --> 00:40:40,355
Honestly, my mom won't say it,
but we're broke.

494
00:40:40,489 --> 00:40:43,222
We got evicted, and the only
thing that's left in our name

495
00:40:43,355 --> 00:40:45,255
is this creepy, old farmhouse
our grandfather left us

496
00:40:45,389 --> 00:40:47,556
in the middle of nowhere.

497
00:40:47,689 --> 00:40:49,589
No offense.

498
00:40:49,722 --> 00:40:51,722
I'm not offended.

499
00:40:51,856 --> 00:40:53,689
This place is a dump.

500
00:40:56,055 --> 00:40:57,355
Then why do you live here?

501
00:40:57,489 --> 00:41:00,222
I'm fourth-generation dump,
so...

502
00:41:00,355 --> 00:41:01,389
Oh.

503
00:41:04,708 --> 00:41:06,409
You think you'll ever leave?

504
00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:12,409
I mean, if I don't,
what does that say about me?

505
00:41:12,543 --> 00:41:15,076
You don't have a car.

506
00:41:16,109 --> 00:41:18,142
What the hell? Get out.

507
00:41:23,543 --> 00:41:25,476
What is that?

508
00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:26,476
I don't know.

509
00:41:26,608 --> 00:41:31,109
<i>Gozer.</i>

510
00:41:40,342 --> 00:41:41,742
What was that?

511
00:41:48,809 --> 00:41:50,209
It's not funny.

512
00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:54,276
What is this?

513
00:41:54,409 --> 00:41:57,543
- That's a map.
- Yeah, I know it's a...

514
00:41:57,708 --> 00:42:00,176
A map. But this...

515
00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:03,242
This thing's ancient. It's
written in a kind of cuneiform.

516
00:42:03,376 --> 00:42:05,543
Oh, yeah?

517
00:42:05,675 --> 00:42:07,443
This is Summerville.

518
00:42:07,575 --> 00:42:09,608
- That doesn't make sense.
- No, not at all.

519
00:42:09,742 --> 00:42:12,443
Summerville's not even 100
years old, but this is written

520
00:42:12,575 --> 00:42:14,209
in a language
from thousands of years ago.

521
00:42:14,342 --> 00:42:16,775
For all I know,
that's the language he spoke.

522
00:42:17,875 --> 00:42:19,708
That's it?

523
00:42:19,842 --> 00:42:21,443
You don't think
this is incredible

524
00:42:21,575 --> 00:42:23,608
and bizarre and fascinating?

525
00:42:25,909 --> 00:42:26,875
Can I have this?

526
00:42:27,009 --> 00:42:28,575
Yeah, sure. Weirdo.

527
00:42:28,708 --> 00:42:31,042
That's how it starts.
First there's a map.

528
00:42:31,176 --> 00:42:32,742
Then you move
into a haunted house.

529
00:42:32,875 --> 00:42:35,875
Then everyone's calling you
the Dirt Farmer.

530
00:42:36,009 --> 00:42:38,242
What about Phoebe?
Think she'd want any of this?

531
00:42:38,376 --> 00:42:41,608
Oh, I'm sure
Phoebe will find something.

532
00:43:31,176 --> 00:43:32,309
Hello?

533
00:45:28,543 --> 00:45:31,042
Two of the CRT emitters
are missing.

534
00:45:38,176 --> 00:45:39,376
Thanks.

535
00:45:55,409 --> 00:45:58,575
How on earth did you build
such a small cyclotron?

536
00:46:00,742 --> 00:46:03,341
Got it. You're a genius.

537
00:46:07,376 --> 00:46:08,942
Needle-nose pliers?

538
00:46:18,009 --> 00:46:20,942
<i>Are you troubled by
strange noises in the night?</i>

539
00:46:21,076 --> 00:46:22,708
<i>Do you experience
feelings of dread</i>

540
00:46:22,842 --> 00:46:24,109
<i>in your basement or attic?</i>

541
00:46:24,242 --> 00:46:25,742
<i>Have you or any of your family</i>

542
00:46:25,875 --> 00:46:27,476
<i>ever seen a spook, specter
or ghost?</i>

543
00:46:27,608 --> 00:46:28,742
<i>If the answer is yes,</i>

544
00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:30,376
<i>don't wait another minute.</i>

545
00:46:30,509 --> 00:46:32,742
<i>- Call the professionals.
- Ghostbusters.</i>

546
00:46:32,875 --> 00:46:35,642
<i>Our courteous and efficient
staff is on call 24 hours a day</i>

547
00:46:35,775 --> 00:46:38,076
<i>to serve all your
supernatural elimination needs.</i>

548
00:46:38,209 --> 00:46:39,775
<i>We're ready to believe you.</i>

549
00:46:39,909 --> 00:46:41,809
Hey, you're awake.

550
00:46:41,942 --> 00:46:44,042
What are you up to?

551
00:46:44,176 --> 00:46:45,376
Experiments.

552
00:46:45,509 --> 00:46:47,476
Ugh, lame.

553
00:46:47,608 --> 00:46:49,809
Oh, you found popcorn.

554
00:46:51,543 --> 00:46:53,276
What kind of scientist
was Grandpa?

555
00:46:53,409 --> 00:46:55,476
The kind
that repels loved ones.

556
00:46:56,909 --> 00:46:59,642
- Maybe a physicist?
- Sure.

557
00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:03,409
So tomorrow I was thinking
of grabbing dinner with Gary.

558
00:47:05,076 --> 00:47:05,942
Who's Gary?

559
00:47:06,076 --> 00:47:07,708
Mr. Grooberson.

560
00:47:08,809 --> 00:47:11,443
His name is Gary Grooberson?

561
00:47:11,575 --> 00:47:13,575
You have a date
with Gary Grooberson.

562
00:47:13,708 --> 00:47:15,009
It's just dinner.

563
00:47:15,142 --> 00:47:16,675
Good night, Phoebe.

564
00:47:18,342 --> 00:47:19,543
Don't be yourself.

565
00:47:47,742 --> 00:47:49,575
Welcome to Rust City.

566
00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:52,376
This is where they processed
all the raw selenium?

567
00:47:52,509 --> 00:47:53,608
Yeah, I guess.

568
00:48:00,042 --> 00:48:01,109
Cool.

569
00:48:02,509 --> 00:48:03,875
How'd you
know how to fix it?

570
00:48:04,009 --> 00:48:06,042
I mean, no offense,
but you are 12.

571
00:48:06,176 --> 00:48:09,242
I kind of met
my grandfather last night.

572
00:48:09,376 --> 00:48:11,443
He showed me what to do.

573
00:48:11,575 --> 00:48:14,842
No way. Was he, like,
howling and clanking chains?

574
00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:17,875
- No. That would've been weird.
- Oh.

575
00:48:18,009 --> 00:48:19,176
Switch me on.

576
00:49:08,376 --> 00:49:10,342
Safety's off.

577
00:49:11,708 --> 00:49:13,109
Her feet are planted.

578
00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:14,842
Her face is poised.

579
00:49:14,975 --> 00:49:16,842
Will this be
the moment of her death?

580
00:49:16,975 --> 00:49:18,775
Nobody knows.

581
00:49:26,409 --> 00:49:27,842
Yeah!

582
00:49:29,009 --> 00:49:30,209
Whoo!

583
00:49:35,109 --> 00:49:38,209
Oh, my gosh.

584
00:49:38,342 --> 00:49:40,409
That is the best thing
I've ever seen.

585
00:49:46,409 --> 00:49:47,543
Did I hit it?

586
00:49:49,443 --> 00:49:51,809
You didn't hit it.
You destroyed it!

587
00:49:51,942 --> 00:49:54,942
It doesn't even exist anymore!

588
00:49:55,076 --> 00:49:56,309
My turn.

589
00:50:01,608 --> 00:50:03,376
What was that?

590
00:50:03,509 --> 00:50:06,076
Probably a pigeon or something.
Give me the gun.

591
00:50:09,809 --> 00:50:11,543
What is that?

592
00:50:13,409 --> 00:50:14,543
Come on.

593
00:50:16,642 --> 00:50:18,042
Hold on.

594
00:50:19,875 --> 00:50:22,209
- You coming?
- I'm coming.

595
00:50:46,442 --> 00:50:48,976
I gotta come back here
for my Halloween episode.

596
00:51:44,375 --> 00:51:45,709
It's a ghost.

597
00:51:47,342 --> 00:51:50,409
A-aren't you just a little bit
freaked out right now?

598
00:51:50,542 --> 00:51:52,876
Overstimulation calms me.

599
00:52:18,909 --> 00:52:21,976
- Okay, okay, okay.
- What's that for?

600
00:52:22,109 --> 00:52:23,109
I have a plan.

601
00:52:23,242 --> 00:52:24,876
Wait!

602
00:52:50,009 --> 00:52:51,475
- Get the trap!
- Okay.

603
00:53:05,143 --> 00:53:06,909
I got him!

604
00:53:07,043 --> 00:53:08,208
Quick!

605
00:53:09,676 --> 00:53:12,143
- Nuggets! Aah!
- Catch him!

606
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:39,834
Okay.

607
00:53:43,333 --> 00:53:45,268
Ugh, come on!

608
00:53:48,667 --> 00:53:50,700
Come on, you can do this.

609
00:53:54,467 --> 00:53:55,700
Come on, darling.

610
00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:03,433
Yes!

611
00:54:16,767 --> 00:54:18,467
Yes!

612
00:54:37,367 --> 00:54:38,834
Shit!

613
00:54:55,134 --> 00:54:56,034
Hey.

614
00:54:58,268 --> 00:54:59,268
Hey.

615
00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:02,433
This is Podcast.

616
00:55:02,567 --> 00:55:04,001
He... He's my friend.

617
00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:06,300
- You have a friend?
- You have a car?

618
00:55:07,333 --> 00:55:08,367
Yeah, it's a Cadillac.

619
00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:10,367
Hey, dude. We need a ride.

620
00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,667
- Do you know how to drive?
- He doesn't.

621
00:55:12,801 --> 00:55:15,268
He failed his driver's test
three times.

622
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:16,600
Get in the back.

623
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,734
- Thank you.
- It sounds crazy,

624
00:55:23,867 --> 00:55:26,333
but Oklahoma never had
earthquakes. For centuries.

625
00:55:26,467 --> 00:55:29,901
But then, between 2010 and 2016,
they had like a thousand.

626
00:55:30,034 --> 00:55:31,168
Oh, jeez, what happened?

627
00:55:31,300 --> 00:55:33,734
Oil and gas,
that's what happened.

628
00:55:33,867 --> 00:55:36,101
Yeah, they started pumping
millions of gallons

629
00:55:36,234 --> 00:55:39,300
of salinated water deep
into the Arbuckle Formation.

630
00:55:39,433 --> 00:55:41,134
And then
the porous limestone...

631
00:55:43,967 --> 00:55:46,001
Are you drunk?
Or are you just really bored?

632
00:55:46,134 --> 00:55:48,268
Because I think
I can see you falling asleep.

633
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,300
Uh, I just have, uh,
an allergy to science.

634
00:55:51,433 --> 00:55:53,634
Uh-huh.
Have you tried Benadryl?

635
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:56,134
- I've tried, um, whiskey.
- It's better than Benadryl.

636
00:55:56,268 --> 00:55:59,367
But science is amazing.
Science is pure.

637
00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:01,467
It's an absolute.

638
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,667
I mean, it's an answer
to all the madness.

639
00:56:04,901 --> 00:56:06,300
Why don't you like science?

640
00:56:06,433 --> 00:56:09,600
Was, uh... Was Phoebe's dad
a scientist, or...?

641
00:56:09,734 --> 00:56:11,801
- Oh, gross. No.
- No?

642
00:56:11,934 --> 00:56:13,767
I'm making an assumption.

643
00:56:15,567 --> 00:56:17,467
What's his deal?

644
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:19,433
Honestly, I don't...
It doesn't matter.

645
00:56:19,567 --> 00:56:23,067
He was fine with Trevor, but
with Phoebe, he just really...

646
00:56:23,201 --> 00:56:25,234
He couldn't connect
with her, so...

647
00:56:25,367 --> 00:56:28,567
Right. Well, he sounds
like a royal dirtbag.

648
00:56:28,700 --> 00:56:30,901
Oh, no, he was actually
just a very ordinary dirtbag.

649
00:56:31,034 --> 00:56:35,333
Well, hey, at least, uh,
Phoebe turned out okay, right?

650
00:56:35,467 --> 00:56:37,067
I hope so.

651
00:56:37,201 --> 00:56:38,467
I don't know.

652
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,667
She really keeps me
on the outside.

653
00:56:40,801 --> 00:56:44,934
She's just an awkward,
nerdy kid, but she's awesome.

654
00:56:45,067 --> 00:56:46,967
I think she's great.

655
00:56:47,101 --> 00:56:49,300
I think you're great.
You're a great mom.

656
00:56:49,433 --> 00:56:51,101
Yeah. You showed up. You win.

657
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:53,934
I just wish she'd relax,
you know?

658
00:56:54,067 --> 00:56:57,201
- Just get into some trouble.
- There's plenty of time for that.

659
00:56:57,333 --> 00:56:58,967
Maybe she'll take up
pole dancing.

660
00:56:59,101 --> 00:57:02,867
- She's not very coordinated.
- Oh, I don't think that matters.

661
00:57:38,900 --> 00:57:40,666
Ok, so what the hell is going on?

662
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,100
In the 1980s,
New York City was attacked.

663
00:57:43,233 --> 00:57:45,332
I know
the Manhattan ghost stories.

664
00:57:45,466 --> 00:57:47,800
- The stories are real.
- Yeah, and so were the guys

665
00:57:47,933 --> 00:57:49,900
who climbed a building
and saved the world

666
00:57:50,033 --> 00:57:52,267
and fought back
an invading army of the undead.

667
00:57:52,399 --> 00:57:54,933
Not to mention
a 100-foot marshmallow man.

668
00:57:58,033 --> 00:58:00,399
Our grandfather
was Egon Spengler.

669
00:58:00,533 --> 00:58:01,800
He was a Ghostbuster.

670
00:58:01,933 --> 00:58:03,666
<i>All units,</i>

671
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,233
<i>we're getting reports of,
well, some kind of animal</i>

672
00:58:06,366 --> 00:58:08,800
<i>taking a bite
out of Steve Fletcher's truck.</i>

673
00:58:08,933 --> 00:58:11,299
<i>Apparently, he almost took
the whole tailgate off?</i>

674
00:58:11,432 --> 00:58:13,499
- Muncher.
- Muncher.

675
00:58:35,399 --> 00:58:38,100
- What should I be looking for?
- Evidence.

676
00:58:53,766 --> 00:58:55,432
Can you stop breathing
in my ear?

677
00:58:55,566 --> 00:58:57,000
No.

678
00:58:57,133 --> 00:58:58,633
You guys,
this is kind of stupid.

679
00:58:58,766 --> 00:59:01,299
Are you sure you didn't see,
like, a raccoon

680
00:59:01,432 --> 00:59:03,900
or, like, a possum?

681
00:59:04,033 --> 00:59:04,933
There!

682
00:59:09,499 --> 00:59:10,766
Is that a...?

683
00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:12,599
Free-floating metal muncher.

684
00:59:12,733 --> 00:59:13,733
Definitely Class Five.

685
00:59:13,866 --> 00:59:15,900
Okay, uh, what do we do?

686
00:59:16,033 --> 00:59:17,766
Let's get him.

687
00:59:17,900 --> 00:59:19,233
What?

688
00:59:19,366 --> 00:59:20,599
Let me get a photo first.

689
00:59:23,966 --> 00:59:25,100
Guys?

690
00:59:25,233 --> 00:59:26,599
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

691
00:59:28,100 --> 00:59:30,133
Whoa. It has a gunner seat?

692
00:59:41,766 --> 00:59:43,133
Go, go, go!

693
00:59:43,267 --> 00:59:45,299
Whoa!

694
01:00:00,399 --> 01:00:01,733
Whoa!

695
01:00:21,566 --> 01:00:22,466
What the...?

696
01:00:28,267 --> 01:00:29,533
Uh...

697
01:00:38,466 --> 01:00:40,933
- Yes!
- Trap him!

698
01:00:56,432 --> 01:00:58,900
Okay. Okay. Here we go.

699
01:01:07,733 --> 01:01:08,933
Come on, keep it straight.

700
01:01:09,066 --> 01:01:10,599
You try driving this thing.

701
01:01:14,267 --> 01:01:15,800
Left, left, left!

702
01:01:33,233 --> 01:01:35,267
- Ready!
- Trap him already!

703
01:01:35,399 --> 01:01:37,366
- Three, two...
- Three, two, one...

704
01:02:00,432 --> 01:02:02,133
Oh, my God,
what just happened?

705
01:02:04,299 --> 01:02:06,066
He's heading for
the mountain.

706
01:02:19,133 --> 01:02:21,000
- Closer.
- Okay.

707
01:02:21,133 --> 01:02:22,633
I'm in range.

708
01:02:53,267 --> 01:02:54,699
She got him!

709
01:03:06,066 --> 01:03:08,100
Whatever we're doing,
we have to do it now.

710
01:03:09,466 --> 01:03:10,966
Come on!

711
01:03:23,733 --> 01:03:24,599
- Yes!
- Yeah!

712
01:03:24,733 --> 01:03:26,000
Bridge!

713
01:03:51,633 --> 01:03:52,766
What was that?

714
01:03:52,900 --> 01:03:54,699
I think we just caught
a ghost.

715
01:03:59,833 --> 01:04:00,833
Ugh!

716
01:04:00,966 --> 01:04:01,866
Sorry.

717
01:04:04,199 --> 01:04:06,099
I was here last night.

718
01:04:18,066 --> 01:04:19,733
Does any of this bother you?

719
01:04:20,633 --> 01:04:21,733
What do you mean?

720
01:04:21,866 --> 01:04:23,999
Dude, your grandfather
was a legend.

721
01:04:24,133 --> 01:04:26,566
You can literally be
anything you want.

722
01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:29,466
Like a influencer or a DJ.

723
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:31,667
It was easier when I thought
he went nuts.

724
01:04:31,799 --> 01:04:33,133
- He didn't go nuts.
- Exactly.

725
01:04:33,266 --> 01:04:34,433
So why did he leave Mom?

726
01:04:38,966 --> 01:04:41,366
Oh, no, no, no.

727
01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:43,166
We're screwed.
We're so screwed.

728
01:04:43,300 --> 01:04:45,533
- What do we do?
- I say we fight.

729
01:04:45,667 --> 01:04:48,099
What? No.
Just check the glove box.

730
01:04:51,932 --> 01:04:53,300
License and registration.

731
01:04:54,667 --> 01:04:56,366
We were on that big mountain,

732
01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:59,600
and I went to go hang out with
this girl in this mining cage.

733
01:04:59,733 --> 01:05:02,366
All of a sudden, it started
shaking, like an earthquake.

734
01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:03,832
And there were lights,

735
01:05:03,966 --> 01:05:06,300
and then I looked down
in this giant hole.

736
01:05:06,433 --> 01:05:08,500
Inside of it,
right in the middle of it,

737
01:05:08,633 --> 01:05:11,799
was either a person
or a reptile...

738
01:05:11,932 --> 01:05:13,667
Are you even
paying attention?

739
01:05:13,799 --> 01:05:15,999
Yeah. I'm just excited
we're in jail.

740
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:21,767
I thought I heard something
say, "Gozer."

741
01:05:21,899 --> 01:05:25,433
He speaks the truth.
I was there.

742
01:05:26,932 --> 01:05:30,333
Hey. Hi. How...?
What brings you here?

743
01:05:30,466 --> 01:05:33,066
Actually, you could help me
with hiding something.

744
01:05:33,199 --> 01:05:34,633
- Yeah, yeah.
- Do you have priors?

745
01:05:34,767 --> 01:05:36,133
'Cause they'll charge you
as a minor.

746
01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:37,600
You'll get two years. Max.

747
01:05:37,733 --> 01:05:39,333
- Two?
- I'll visit you, okay?

748
01:05:39,466 --> 01:05:40,767
Lucky.

749
01:05:40,899 --> 01:05:42,999
Quit messing with my inmates.

750
01:05:43,133 --> 01:05:44,667
Sorry, Dad.

751
01:05:45,899 --> 01:05:47,366
"Dad." So you're just...

752
01:05:48,767 --> 01:05:51,966
Waiting for my ride. Yeah.

753
01:05:52,099 --> 01:05:54,199
But you look good behind bars.

754
01:05:55,466 --> 01:05:58,600
Hey. Don't we get a phone call?

755
01:05:58,733 --> 01:05:59,832
Sure you do.

756
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:03,633
Who you gonna call?

757
01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:07,433
Make it quick.

758
01:06:15,233 --> 01:06:16,832
<i>Do you experience
feelings of dread</i>

759
01:06:16,966 --> 01:06:18,433
<i>in your basement
or attic?</i>

760
01:06:21,799 --> 01:06:23,133
<i>Have you
or any of your family</i>

761
01:06:23,266 --> 01:06:25,233
<i>ever seen a spook, specter,
or ghost?</i>

762
01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:30,166
<i>If the answer is yes,
then don't wait another minute.</i>

763
01:06:30,300 --> 01:06:32,500
<i>Pick up your phone
and call the professionals.</i>

764
01:06:51,233 --> 01:06:52,667
Ray's Occult, and we're closed.

765
01:06:53,019 --> 01:06:55,419
<i>Wait!
I only get one phone call.</i>

766
01:06:55,553 --> 01:06:56,820
I'm...

767
01:06:58,286 --> 01:06:59,987
<i>- in prison.
- Hmm.</i>

768
01:07:00,119 --> 01:07:02,800
The slammer, huh?
I've been there myself.

769
01:07:03,643 --> 01:07:05,809
<i>I'm not a lawyer,
but I'm listening.</i>

770
01:07:06,826 --> 01:07:08,927
<i>Are you Ray Stantz,
the Ghostbuster?</i>

771
01:07:09,059 --> 01:07:11,826
<i>- And now I'm hanging up.
- Hang on. Please.</i>

772
01:07:13,326 --> 01:07:16,092
I... I'm calling
about Egon Spengler.

773
01:07:20,893 --> 01:07:23,159
Egon Spengler can rot in hell.

774
01:07:28,159 --> 01:07:30,359
He died last week.

775
01:07:35,192 --> 01:07:36,426
Oh, man.

776
01:07:38,860 --> 01:07:40,159
No kidding.

777
01:07:42,893 --> 01:07:44,560
Weren't you two friends?

778
01:07:44,693 --> 01:07:46,393
<i>That was a long time ago.</i>

779
01:07:47,526 --> 01:07:49,192
What happened to you guys?

780
01:07:51,326 --> 01:07:55,192
Oh, well, look, when we started,
busting ghosts was a gas.

781
01:07:55,326 --> 01:07:58,726
The economy was good.
Reagan years.

782
01:07:58,860 --> 01:08:00,426
People believed in us.

783
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:03,459
Then things got slow,
hauntings got thin.

784
01:08:03,593 --> 01:08:06,393
Venkman thought
we did our job too well.

785
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:10,560
We could barely keep up
our mortgage.

786
01:08:10,693 --> 01:08:12,526
Some actor bought up
most of Tribeca,

787
01:08:12,660 --> 01:08:14,092
and we lost the firehouse.

788
01:08:14,226 --> 01:08:15,693
It's a Starbucks now.

789
01:08:16,993 --> 01:08:19,092
So then you all
just walked away?

790
01:08:19,226 --> 01:08:21,027
Peter went back to academia.

791
01:08:21,159 --> 01:08:23,660
He's at SUNY Cortland now.
He's a professor emeritus.

792
01:08:23,793 --> 01:08:25,990
He teaches advertising
and promotion.

793
01:08:26,726 --> 01:08:28,060
Winston went into finance.

794
01:08:28,193 --> 01:08:30,093
He worked hard,
coined a fortune and...

795
01:08:30,227 --> 01:08:31,259
And I'm here.

796
01:08:32,926 --> 01:08:36,093
<i>- Well, what about Egon?
- Well, he wasn't helping.</i>

797
01:08:36,227 --> 01:08:39,593
We went from ten calls a week
to one if we were lucky.

798
01:08:39,726 --> 01:08:41,060
Egon started to tell people

799
01:08:41,193 --> 01:08:42,960
that their ghost problems
didn't matter

800
01:08:43,093 --> 01:08:44,392
because the world
was coming to an end.

801
01:08:44,526 --> 01:08:46,426
<i>He got spooky. Freaked me out.</i>

802
01:08:46,559 --> 01:08:47,793
One morning, I go to work

803
01:08:47,926 --> 01:08:49,826
and Ecto-1, our old Cadillac,
is gone,

804
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:52,826
his neutrona thrower,
collider pack, all the traps,

805
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,392
16 ounces of fuel isotope,
all gone!

806
01:08:55,526 --> 01:08:56,626
He cleaned us out.

807
01:08:57,693 --> 01:08:59,227
Now we were the dead ones.

808
01:08:59,359 --> 01:09:01,127
Don't you think
he had a reason?

809
01:09:01,259 --> 01:09:03,493
He phoned me
about ten years later,

810
01:09:03,626 --> 01:09:05,593
some small town in Oklahoma.

811
01:09:05,726 --> 01:09:07,960
He kept rambling
about "the rising storm"

812
01:09:08,093 --> 01:09:09,659
and "the huge psychic tornado"

813
01:09:09,793 --> 01:09:13,593
that was gonna "consume
humanity in darkness forever."

814
01:09:13,726 --> 01:09:15,760
And, kid, I wanted to believe.

815
01:09:15,893 --> 01:09:17,926
You don't understand.
There is this mountain

816
01:09:18,060 --> 01:09:19,760
and it has these
ancient carvings...

817
01:09:19,893 --> 01:09:21,593
<i>Kid, there are
a lot of mountains</i>

818
01:09:21,726 --> 01:09:23,093
<i>with ancient carvings.</i>

819
01:09:24,326 --> 01:09:26,127
Take a little advice.

820
01:09:26,259 --> 01:09:27,960
Don't go chasing ghosts.

821
01:09:30,259 --> 01:09:32,626
Egon Spengler
was my grandfather.

822
01:09:34,093 --> 01:09:35,026
Time's up.

823
01:09:36,426 --> 01:09:37,292
Hey, hello?

824
01:09:44,093 --> 01:09:45,960
- Where are my kids?
- They're in the lockup.

825
01:09:46,093 --> 01:09:47,960
My children are not criminals.

826
01:09:48,093 --> 01:09:50,793
- Sure they're not.
- Driving without a license.

827
01:09:50,926 --> 01:09:54,227
Expired registration.
Speeding.

828
01:09:54,359 --> 01:09:56,459
They can't be the first
to go joyriding.

829
01:09:56,593 --> 01:09:59,127
No, they are not.
But they are the first

830
01:09:59,259 --> 01:10:02,392
to destroy half of Main Street
with whatever that thing is.

831
01:10:02,526 --> 01:10:03,659
Whoa!

832
01:10:07,426 --> 01:10:09,493
- Sorry.
- What were you thinking?

833
01:10:09,626 --> 01:10:13,459
You know, you two could have
really hurt yourselves.

834
01:10:15,227 --> 01:10:16,726
Hey. I'm Gary.

835
01:10:16,860 --> 01:10:18,426
You process them out yet?

836
01:10:23,060 --> 01:10:24,726
Did you catch anything?

837
01:10:24,860 --> 01:10:25,893
It's inside the trap.

838
01:10:26,026 --> 01:10:27,693
- Right now?
- Yes.

839
01:10:27,826 --> 01:10:29,793
Let's go. You were supposed
to look after her this summer.

840
01:10:29,926 --> 01:10:31,593
- I was?
- Not you. Him.

841
01:10:31,726 --> 01:10:32,960
This was her idea.

842
01:10:33,093 --> 01:10:35,227
But what about our stuff?
The Ecto-1?

843
01:10:35,359 --> 01:10:38,392
Everything will remain nice
and safe in our impound locker.

844
01:10:38,526 --> 01:10:41,292
- No! We need it.
- Phoebe, let's go.

845
01:10:41,426 --> 01:10:43,392
We caught a ghost tonight.

846
01:10:43,526 --> 01:10:46,193
- Dirt Farmer's family.
- It's true.

847
01:10:47,693 --> 01:10:49,093
And there will be more.

848
01:10:49,227 --> 01:10:51,826
You're starting to sound
like your lunatic grandfather.

849
01:10:53,559 --> 01:10:56,826
Phoebe! She didn't mean it.

850
01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:59,093
You wanna spend the night
in my jail?

851
01:11:04,026 --> 01:11:05,726
You can... You can keep it.

852
01:11:10,359 --> 01:11:11,893
Go. Now.

853
01:11:15,093 --> 01:11:18,127
- Trevor.
- I'll see you at work.

854
01:11:18,259 --> 01:11:19,559
Yeah. See you.

855
01:11:21,359 --> 01:11:22,259
Hey.

856
01:11:40,826 --> 01:11:41,960
All right, you guys.

857
01:11:42,093 --> 01:11:43,459
Remember that...

858
01:11:43,593 --> 01:11:44,760
Yeah, you got it.

859
01:11:51,593 --> 01:11:53,292
I'm sorry the night
went sideways.

860
01:11:53,426 --> 01:11:55,793
No. I-I had a blast.

861
01:11:55,926 --> 01:11:58,292
Why don't we just pick it up
tomorrow night, same time.

862
01:11:58,426 --> 01:12:00,960
- You really want more of this?
- Are you kidding me?

863
01:12:01,093 --> 01:12:04,160
We had kung pao shrimp.
We went to jail.

864
01:12:04,292 --> 01:12:07,626
I don't know how we're gonna
top this. This is a home run.

865
01:12:11,193 --> 01:12:14,259
Um, my life is a dumpster fire.

866
01:12:14,392 --> 01:12:17,726
I love dumpster fires.
You should see my apartment.

867
01:12:17,860 --> 01:12:20,760
I don't mean now.
Or a-anytime soon.

868
01:12:20,893 --> 01:12:24,193
You don't want to...
I'd need to clean...

869
01:12:24,326 --> 01:12:27,359
This is moving way too fast.
You gotta just relax.

870
01:12:29,060 --> 01:12:31,326
The kids hungry?
They want some of this, uh,

871
01:12:31,459 --> 01:12:33,559
unrefrigerated shrimp?

872
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:48,526
- We're barely hanging on here.
- You don't understand.

873
01:12:48,659 --> 01:12:50,227
I understand
you drove around town,

874
01:12:50,359 --> 01:12:52,060
destroying
expensive property.

875
01:12:53,726 --> 01:12:56,292
Don't you think your father
came out here for a reason?

876
01:12:56,426 --> 01:12:57,793
No.

877
01:12:57,926 --> 01:13:00,626
No. I think
he was a sad old man

878
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:02,993
who turned his back
on his family, his partners.

879
01:13:03,127 --> 01:13:06,626
And for what? For a stupid farm
in a town nobody cares about.

880
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:09,093
Where, by the way,
everybody thought he was nuts.

881
01:13:09,227 --> 01:13:11,292
Yeah, great decision, Dad.

882
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:15,493
He was special.
He loved science, like me.

883
01:13:15,626 --> 01:13:18,259
Why didn't you tell me my
grandfather was Egon Spengler?

884
01:13:21,392 --> 01:13:25,426
Hey, I'm glad you found yourself
here. I really am.

885
01:13:27,726 --> 01:13:29,026
But all I see are reminders

886
01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:31,526
that I didn't mean a thing
to him.

887
01:13:31,659 --> 01:13:33,359
He never cared about me.

888
01:13:40,259 --> 01:13:41,960
He's not nuts.

889
01:13:42,093 --> 01:13:44,626
Well, then he's an asshole.

890
01:13:46,026 --> 01:13:47,926
Welcome to the family.

891
01:14:28,026 --> 01:14:29,026
Yeah.

892
01:14:44,659 --> 01:14:45,860
Jamoca.

893
01:14:47,060 --> 01:14:48,626
There we go.

894
01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:50,793
Strawberry, red velvet...

895
01:14:52,392 --> 01:14:53,426
Blue velvet?

896
01:15:49,693 --> 01:15:51,626
Aah! Ah.

897
01:16:14,860 --> 01:16:15,826
Oh, God.

898
01:17:33,860 --> 01:17:34,726
Hey...

899
01:18:19,879 --> 01:18:23,280
Okay, so,
what exactly is happening with the map?

900
01:18:23,413 --> 01:18:25,613
See the concentric circles
around the mountain?

901
01:18:25,747 --> 01:18:26,812
No.

902
01:18:28,146 --> 01:18:30,812
- Do you see the circles?
- Yes.

903
01:18:30,946 --> 01:18:33,446
Something's happening
inside that old mine.

904
01:18:33,580 --> 01:18:36,280
Yeah. I know that.
It's pretty obvious.

905
01:18:36,413 --> 01:18:38,413
So I did some digging
on the word you heard

906
01:18:38,546 --> 01:18:39,480
in the mountain. "Gozer."

907
01:18:39,613 --> 01:18:40,613
You did some digging?

908
01:18:40,747 --> 01:18:42,146
Gozer was a Sumerian god

909
01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:43,846
who once walked
amongst the living.

910
01:18:43,979 --> 01:18:46,113
A soul-eating,
flame-dripping deity of evil.

911
01:18:46,246 --> 01:18:47,747
And I think it wants back.

912
01:18:47,879 --> 01:18:49,179
Here?

913
01:18:49,313 --> 01:18:51,346
I know.
I would've picked Orlando.

914
01:18:51,480 --> 01:18:53,747
What does the name Ivo Shandor
mean to you guys?

915
01:18:53,879 --> 01:18:56,747
Ivo Shandor?
He built this whole town.

916
01:18:56,879 --> 01:19:00,246
He built the mine, foundry,
the school, library.

917
01:19:00,380 --> 01:19:02,413
- His name is on everything.
- That's tacky.

918
01:19:02,546 --> 01:19:04,613
In New York, he created
an apartment building

919
01:19:04,747 --> 01:19:07,313
made out of selenium girders,
mined from right here.

920
01:19:07,446 --> 01:19:09,912
On that same rooftop is
where our grandfather fought

921
01:19:10,046 --> 01:19:12,580
to keep a horde of ghosts
from entering our dimension.

922
01:19:12,713 --> 01:19:15,912
Phoebe, what exactly
is happening here?

923
01:19:16,046 --> 01:19:18,747
I can only think of one way
for us to find out.

924
01:19:31,546 --> 01:19:34,812
So, what do a cigarette
and hamster have in common?

925
01:19:37,013 --> 01:19:39,580
- What?
- They're both harmless

926
01:19:39,713 --> 01:19:42,313
until you stick one in your
mouth and light it on fire.

927
01:19:45,046 --> 01:19:46,647
The worst time.

928
01:20:10,613 --> 01:20:11,747
Hey, guys, look.

929
01:20:37,779 --> 01:20:38,680
Is that her?

930
01:20:40,380 --> 01:20:41,912
Is that Gozer?

931
01:20:42,046 --> 01:20:44,280
Gozer isn't he or she.

932
01:20:44,413 --> 01:20:47,079
Pretty woke for 3000 BC.

933
01:20:47,213 --> 01:20:48,812
Everyone watch their steps.

934
01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:51,613
Another hole?

935
01:20:54,246 --> 01:20:56,580
I wonder where
this one leads to.

936
01:20:56,713 --> 01:20:58,113
A sacrificial death pit.

937
01:20:59,380 --> 01:21:00,812
What were they sacrificing?

938
01:21:00,946 --> 01:21:02,680
Virgins, probably.

939
01:21:02,812 --> 01:21:05,246
Tough luck for you, dude.
Sorry.

940
01:21:05,380 --> 01:21:08,179
Well, statistically,
most 15-year-olds are virgins.

941
01:21:08,313 --> 01:21:09,946
Shh! Oh...

942
01:21:10,079 --> 01:21:12,546
Fifteen? You're 15?

943
01:21:14,046 --> 01:21:15,480
I'll be 16 in February.

944
01:21:15,613 --> 01:21:17,213
It's June.

945
01:21:18,779 --> 01:21:20,413
What are those holes
in the wall?

946
01:21:24,513 --> 01:21:25,747
They're vacancies.

947
01:21:27,380 --> 01:21:29,879
If this is a tomb,
where are all the bodies?

948
01:21:31,246 --> 01:21:32,380
Found one.

949
01:21:33,713 --> 01:21:34,912
Oh.

950
01:21:42,546 --> 01:21:45,113
- What?
- Oh, my God.

951
01:21:45,246 --> 01:21:47,213
Is he sleeping?

952
01:21:47,346 --> 01:21:49,213
Dude, he's in a coffin.

953
01:21:49,346 --> 01:21:53,979
It's Ivo Shandor.
He's been in here for 75 years?

954
01:21:54,113 --> 01:21:55,480
He looks fantastic.

955
01:21:55,613 --> 01:21:58,280
You know when you die,
your fingernails keep growing.

956
01:21:58,413 --> 01:22:00,413
Not true.
Your skin just shrinks.

957
01:22:00,546 --> 01:22:02,580
Something was
coming and he knew it.

958
01:22:05,713 --> 01:22:07,079
I think these are years.

959
01:22:09,113 --> 01:22:10,313
1883.

960
01:22:12,179 --> 01:22:13,713
The Krakatoa eruption.

961
01:22:13,846 --> 01:22:16,346
The most violent volcanic
activity in human history.

962
01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:18,747
What happened in 1908?

963
01:22:18,879 --> 01:22:21,680
Probably the
Tunguska blast over Siberia.

964
01:22:21,812 --> 01:22:22,946
1945.

965
01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:25,480
What didn't happen?

966
01:22:26,812 --> 01:22:28,747
1984.

967
01:22:28,879 --> 01:22:30,613
Ghosts attack New York City.

968
01:22:30,747 --> 01:22:32,346
The Manhattan Crossrip.

969
01:22:40,280 --> 01:22:43,346
- It's a countdown.
- Like a prophecy?

970
01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:44,779
Do you guys hear that?

971
01:22:56,380 --> 01:22:57,480
Yeah, I do.

972
01:23:04,779 --> 01:23:07,079
I think it's coming
from the death pit.

973
01:23:26,946 --> 01:23:27,879
Phoebe.

974
01:23:43,513 --> 01:23:44,413
Phoebe!

975
01:23:49,946 --> 01:23:51,046
The earthquakes.

976
01:23:54,779 --> 01:23:57,480
- Oh, my gosh!
- Phoebe!

977
01:23:57,613 --> 01:23:59,713
Phoebe.

978
01:24:04,179 --> 01:24:07,280
Phoebe.

979
01:24:28,713 --> 01:24:30,346
I think he's alive.

980
01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:33,413
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.

981
01:24:33,546 --> 01:24:34,812
- Are you?
- Yeah.

982
01:24:39,647 --> 01:24:41,413
Pheebs, what's wrong?

983
01:24:41,546 --> 01:24:42,946
He was right all along.

984
01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:47,146
- What do you mean?
- Our grandfather.

985
01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:49,846
He was right here.
He built this.

986
01:24:49,979 --> 01:24:52,513
He was standing guard,
even when no one believed him.

987
01:24:54,747 --> 01:24:56,912
He sacrificed everything.

988
01:24:57,046 --> 01:24:58,513
His life.

989
01:24:59,747 --> 01:25:00,946
His friends.

990
01:25:04,213 --> 01:25:05,179
Us.

991
01:25:10,146 --> 01:25:11,113
Bummer.

992
01:25:13,647 --> 01:25:14,580
Dude.

993
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:18,946
We need to tell Mom.

994
01:25:19,079 --> 01:25:20,179
Phoebe?

995
01:25:22,179 --> 01:25:23,079
Pheebs?

996
01:27:58,213 --> 01:27:59,113
Mom?

997
01:28:04,413 --> 01:28:05,313
Mom?

998
01:28:07,946 --> 01:28:11,380
There is no Mom.
There is only Zuul.

999
01:28:16,779 --> 01:28:18,747
Mom, are you okay?

1000
01:28:23,079 --> 01:28:27,846
There is no Mom.
There is only Zuul.

1001
01:28:31,113 --> 01:28:32,413
What's happening right now?

1002
01:28:34,280 --> 01:28:35,946
Mom?

1003
01:28:36,079 --> 01:28:37,246
Is she okay?

1004
01:28:37,380 --> 01:28:38,246
Mom?

1005
01:28:50,879 --> 01:28:52,946
Are you the Keymaster?

1006
01:28:53,079 --> 01:28:55,513
- Um, I don't know.
- Mom!

1007
01:28:55,647 --> 01:28:56,912
- What do I do?
- Mom, stop!

1008
01:28:57,046 --> 01:28:58,413
Whoa!

1009
01:29:58,580 --> 01:29:59,580
Mom!

1010
01:30:04,263 --> 01:30:06,696
What the hell is going on?

1011
01:30:33,263 --> 01:30:34,462
What is all this?

1012
01:30:36,030 --> 01:30:37,230
This isn't a farm.

1013
01:30:39,830 --> 01:30:41,230
It's a trap.

1014
01:31:10,863 --> 01:31:11,796
What?

1015
01:31:12,863 --> 01:31:13,796
Nothing.

1016
01:31:16,130 --> 01:31:18,462
This is what he's been working
on all those years.

1017
01:31:18,596 --> 01:31:20,462
- Building this model?
- The detail is amazing.

1018
01:31:20,596 --> 01:31:21,863
No, he came here to finish

1019
01:31:21,996 --> 01:31:23,796
what the original
Ghostbusters started.

1020
01:31:23,930 --> 01:31:25,729
- To trap Gozer...
- Out in that dirt field.

1021
01:31:25,863 --> 01:31:28,462
Exactly. These big silos act
as a capacitor.

1022
01:31:30,263 --> 01:31:32,362
- What's a capacitor?
- Would it kill you to read?

1023
01:31:32,496 --> 01:31:33,996
Would it kill you
to just tell me?

1024
01:31:34,130 --> 01:31:35,362
Once activated,
these towers

1025
01:31:35,496 --> 01:31:37,130
can hold a charge
for one moment.

1026
01:31:37,263 --> 01:31:39,529
But in that one moment, they
can power hundreds of traps.

1027
01:31:39,663 --> 01:31:41,930
So how do we get Gozer
into the field?

1028
01:31:42,063 --> 01:31:43,796
Gozer's protected
by two evil spirits.

1029
01:31:43,930 --> 01:31:45,329
The Keymaster
and the Gatekeeper.

1030
01:31:45,462 --> 01:31:48,596
She needs both of them.
No Gatekeeper, no Gozer.

1031
01:31:48,729 --> 01:31:51,496
First these spirits must
possess two human souls.

1032
01:31:51,629 --> 01:31:53,963
- Like Mom.
- So they can unite...

1033
01:31:55,063 --> 01:31:56,429
formally.

1034
01:31:58,429 --> 01:31:59,629
What are we talking about?

1035
01:31:59,763 --> 01:32:01,830
We're thinking
at least third base.

1036
01:32:01,963 --> 01:32:02,863
Go, Mom.

1037
01:32:25,896 --> 01:32:27,429
I like your eyes.

1038
01:32:30,163 --> 01:32:31,197
Thanks.

1039
01:32:52,863 --> 01:32:54,030
They were just here.

1040
01:32:56,763 --> 01:32:57,663
There she is.

1041
01:33:02,462 --> 01:33:05,796
- Got anything?
- No, just more stupid guns.

1042
01:33:08,163 --> 01:33:11,396
A jail inside a jail.

1043
01:33:11,529 --> 01:33:13,063
What are you talking about?

1044
01:33:14,163 --> 01:33:15,629
No, no, no!

1045
01:33:17,996 --> 01:33:21,063
It's an ANSI Class One
electromagnetic deadbolt.

1046
01:33:22,197 --> 01:33:23,362
I believe in you.

1047
01:33:24,996 --> 01:33:25,996
It's unpickable.

1048
01:33:38,596 --> 01:33:41,596
- What are you doing?
- I have a plan.

1049
01:33:43,763 --> 01:33:44,663
Wait!

1050
01:34:08,496 --> 01:34:10,362
Come on. Let's go.

1051
01:34:10,496 --> 01:34:11,496
Okay.

1052
01:34:16,663 --> 01:34:18,030
- Ready?
- I'll be waiting.

1053
01:35:04,529 --> 01:35:06,030
That's my mom.

1054
01:35:24,796 --> 01:35:25,830
What?

1055
01:35:59,263 --> 01:36:00,362
Your Eminence.

1056
01:36:01,729 --> 01:36:03,830
Goddess of Gods.

1057
01:36:03,963 --> 01:36:07,362
I have built this temple
for you,

1058
01:36:07,496 --> 01:36:09,297
so that you might return
to Earth...

1059
01:36:11,396 --> 01:36:12,362
<i>and together...</i>

1060
01:36:14,796 --> 01:36:15,796
<i>we...</i>

1061
01:36:17,429 --> 01:36:18,796
We can rule the world.

1062
01:36:48,796 --> 01:36:49,863
Excuse me.

1063
01:36:51,163 --> 01:36:52,396
Uh...

1064
01:36:52,529 --> 01:36:54,297
P-pardon me.

1065
01:36:54,429 --> 01:36:55,896
Yeah, hi.

1066
01:36:56,963 --> 01:36:58,329
Uh...

1067
01:37:01,796 --> 01:37:02,796
Uh...

1068
01:37:05,030 --> 01:37:07,696
What do you call a fish
with no eyes?

1069
01:37:11,629 --> 01:37:14,830
A fsh...

1070
01:37:17,429 --> 01:37:18,663
Uh...

1071
01:37:19,763 --> 01:37:21,329
A whale...

1072
01:37:21,462 --> 01:37:23,629
There's two whales in a bar.
One of them goes:

1073
01:37:28,529 --> 01:37:30,496
And then the other one goes:

1074
01:37:30,629 --> 01:37:32,197
"Go home. You're drunk."

1075
01:37:34,996 --> 01:37:36,563
Uh...

1076
01:37:39,596 --> 01:37:41,329
- Okay.
- Uh...

1077
01:37:42,162 --> 01:37:44,930
So a grasshopper
walks into a bar...

1078
01:37:46,062 --> 01:37:47,696
and the bartender's like:

1079
01:37:47,830 --> 01:37:50,229
"We have a drink
named after you."

1080
01:37:50,363 --> 01:37:51,696
Then the grasshopper's like:

1081
01:37:52,863 --> 01:37:55,897
"You have a drink named Steve?"

1082
01:37:59,663 --> 01:38:04,129
Have you come
to offer yourself in sacrifice?

1083
01:38:04,263 --> 01:38:05,563
What?

1084
01:38:07,029 --> 01:38:09,963
Are you prepared to die?

1085
01:38:11,496 --> 01:38:13,196
No, I'm 12.

1086
01:38:16,596 --> 01:38:17,730
Are you?

1087
01:38:28,830 --> 01:38:29,997
Mom!

1088
01:38:51,196 --> 01:38:53,596
- Wait, wait. What's going on?
- Hey!

1089
01:38:53,730 --> 01:38:55,496
- What's happening? Where am I?
- It's okay.

1090
01:38:55,630 --> 01:38:56,930
- You were possessed.
- Possessed?

1091
01:38:57,062 --> 01:38:59,763
- Then you turned into a dog.
- Then you got humpy.

1092
01:38:59,897 --> 01:39:00,930
- Humpy?
- Hold on!

1093
01:39:14,796 --> 01:39:18,429
Oh, Phoebe. Phoebe.
There's this secret basement...

1094
01:39:18,563 --> 01:39:20,897
- We know.
- ...with computers and equipment.

1095
01:39:21,029 --> 01:39:22,429
- Isn't that place insane?
- Yes!

1096
01:39:22,563 --> 01:39:25,396
And it seemed
like he had a plan.

1097
01:39:25,530 --> 01:39:26,897
- We're aware.
- Oh. Oh.

1098
01:39:27,029 --> 01:39:29,396
And there were
all these photos of me.

1099
01:39:29,530 --> 01:39:31,730
Like he was tracking
my entire life.

1100
01:39:31,863 --> 01:39:33,196
- How rewarding.
- Super news.

1101
01:39:33,329 --> 01:39:34,530
We wanna hear about it.

1102
01:39:34,663 --> 01:39:36,763
Yeah, but we're trying
to save the world.

1103
01:39:36,897 --> 01:39:39,263
Okay. Cool. I'm in.
Uh, how can I help?

1104
01:39:39,396 --> 01:39:41,496
- No!
- What the hell was that?

1105
01:39:41,630 --> 01:39:44,096
- That was your boyfriend Gary.
- Boyfriend?

1106
01:39:52,196 --> 01:39:53,763
Inside that trap
is the Gatekeeper.

1107
01:39:53,897 --> 01:39:55,196
- Gatekeeper?
- If the Gatekeeper

1108
01:39:55,329 --> 01:39:56,229
and the Keymaster reunite...

1109
01:39:56,363 --> 01:39:58,496
- Keymaster?
- One second.

1110
01:40:08,263 --> 01:40:09,296
Phoebe.

1111
01:40:09,429 --> 01:40:11,463
You're... You're...

1112
01:40:13,429 --> 01:40:14,563
I'm a scientist.

1113
01:40:18,029 --> 01:40:20,196
- Oh. We got her!
- Yes!

1114
01:40:20,329 --> 01:40:21,663
This was Grandpa's plan.

1115
01:40:23,429 --> 01:40:24,563
Coming in hot!

1116
01:40:45,930 --> 01:40:47,463
Mom, come on!

1117
01:40:47,596 --> 01:40:48,630
Oh, my God.

1118
01:41:01,730 --> 01:41:03,263
- Get back. Get back.
- Mom.

1119
01:41:06,696 --> 01:41:08,062
- What's up?
- Hey.

1120
01:41:12,830 --> 01:41:13,763
No, no, no.

1121
01:41:49,963 --> 01:41:50,830
Pull the lever.

1122
01:41:50,963 --> 01:41:51,863
Pull...?

1123
01:42:03,630 --> 01:42:04,530
Aah!

1124
01:42:05,263 --> 01:42:06,196
Hey!

1125
01:42:17,663 --> 01:42:19,463
Come on,
what are you waiting for?

1126
01:42:19,596 --> 01:42:20,963
I'm waiting
for this thing to work!

1127
01:42:21,096 --> 01:42:22,396
- It's not working!
- Uh...

1128
01:42:38,363 --> 01:42:40,162
- Mom, hit the pedal!
- Pedal?

1129
01:42:57,162 --> 01:42:58,530
Lucky!

1130
01:42:58,663 --> 01:42:59,963
Podcast,
what are you doing?

1131
01:43:00,096 --> 01:43:01,496
I've got my own problems!

1132
01:43:51,363 --> 01:43:52,396
Oh, no.

1133
01:43:54,129 --> 01:43:55,029
No.

1134
01:43:59,997 --> 01:44:01,263
Hey, flattop.

1135
01:44:04,630 --> 01:44:05,796
Have you missed us?

1136
01:44:10,296 --> 01:44:12,396
Gozer the Gozerian...

1137
01:44:12,530 --> 01:44:15,263
...in the name of the county of
Summerville, state of Oklahoma,

1138
01:44:15,396 --> 01:44:16,997
the U.S. Fish
and Wildlife Service,

1139
01:44:17,129 --> 01:44:19,129
all the members
of Ducks Unlimited,

1140
01:44:19,263 --> 01:44:21,830
the Association for the
Advancement of Retired Persons,

1141
01:44:21,963 --> 01:44:25,229
I command you under the National
Invasive Species Act

1142
01:44:25,363 --> 01:44:28,563
to depart this world
immediately.

1143
01:44:28,696 --> 01:44:29,630
Bravo.

1144
01:44:33,429 --> 01:44:35,162
I think she remembers us.

1145
01:44:38,463 --> 01:44:40,229
Are you...

1146
01:44:40,363 --> 01:44:41,863
a god?

1147
01:44:45,129 --> 01:44:46,897
- Ray?
- Oh, come on, Ray.

1148
01:44:48,496 --> 01:44:49,630
Yes.

1149
01:44:49,763 --> 01:44:51,730
Yeah, we're all gods.

1150
01:44:51,863 --> 01:44:54,396
Yeah, I mean, we're all pretty
dang special down here.

1151
01:44:54,530 --> 01:44:55,796
On a personal note:

1152
01:44:55,930 --> 01:44:58,363
I thought that we had busted up
for good.

1153
01:44:58,496 --> 01:44:59,963
It wasn't working for me.

1154
01:45:00,096 --> 01:45:03,162
My friends didn't think so.
I know yours didn't.

1155
01:45:03,296 --> 01:45:05,530
Okay, playtime's over.
Let's toast this muffin.

1156
01:45:08,663 --> 01:45:10,029
Light them up.

1157
01:45:11,696 --> 01:45:13,663
Man, I love that sound.

1158
01:45:15,730 --> 01:45:17,029
On the count of three.

1159
01:45:17,162 --> 01:45:19,663
Go on "two." One. Two.

1160
01:45:22,563 --> 01:45:25,196
Yeah, nothing stings
like a billion electron volts!

1161
01:45:35,129 --> 01:45:36,263
Yes!

1162
01:45:37,963 --> 01:45:38,930
- Do you feel that?
- Yeah.

1163
01:45:39,062 --> 01:45:39,997
Uh-oh.

1164
01:45:44,196 --> 01:45:46,029
She's uncrossing
the streams!

1165
01:45:51,463 --> 01:45:52,563
- No!
- Oh!

1166
01:45:54,696 --> 01:45:55,563
Are they dead?

1167
01:45:59,363 --> 01:46:01,730
I don't remember
this job being so painful.

1168
01:46:03,029 --> 01:46:05,596
- I do.
- You got a lot of nerve.

1169
01:46:07,630 --> 01:46:11,129
Coming back here,
crawling back to me.

1170
01:46:11,263 --> 01:46:14,563
We could've been the most
spectacular power couple.

1171
01:46:14,696 --> 01:46:18,997
You know, my sense of fun
and your personality.

1172
01:46:19,129 --> 01:46:22,062
But, no, you always had
to vanquish and conquer.

1173
01:46:22,196 --> 01:46:23,730
Always had to maim somebody.

1174
01:46:23,863 --> 01:46:27,363
And that's probably
the number one reason why...

1175
01:46:27,496 --> 01:46:28,963
Good try, anyway.

1176
01:46:29,096 --> 01:46:31,196
Now we're finished, babe.

1177
01:46:31,329 --> 01:46:32,463
We're finished.

1178
01:46:41,263 --> 01:46:42,162
No.

1179
01:46:54,530 --> 01:46:55,897
Come on, Phoebe.

1180
01:47:22,630 --> 01:47:23,530
Holy shit.

1181
01:48:07,196 --> 01:48:08,162
We're on!

1182
01:49:10,496 --> 01:49:11,830
I thought
you might turn up.

1183
01:49:17,630 --> 01:49:18,530
I'm sorry...

1184
01:49:19,663 --> 01:49:21,196
I didn't believe you.

1185
01:49:23,463 --> 01:49:24,530
I should've called.

1186
01:49:25,796 --> 01:49:27,029
I miss you, my friend.

1187
01:49:33,296 --> 01:49:34,663
Are you okay?

1188
01:49:34,796 --> 01:49:36,663
- You scared the shit out of me.
- Mom.

1189
01:49:36,796 --> 01:49:38,062
I can't breathe.

1190
01:49:38,196 --> 01:49:39,196
Okay.

1191
01:49:40,830 --> 01:49:42,363
Hi there.

1192
01:49:42,496 --> 01:49:44,196
Pete Venkman
from the home office.

1193
01:49:44,329 --> 01:49:46,663
- Thanks for pitching in.
- You're welcome.

1194
01:49:46,796 --> 01:49:48,096
I like your style.

1195
01:49:48,229 --> 01:49:49,730
Who's that one?

1196
01:49:49,863 --> 01:49:50,763
Callie.

1197
01:49:53,029 --> 01:49:54,396
Callie Spengler.

1198
01:49:54,530 --> 01:49:56,029
- Spengler?
- Mm.

1199
01:49:56,162 --> 01:49:59,062
Weird name.
Try to make the best of that.

1200
01:49:59,196 --> 01:50:01,563
All right.
We're gonna have cocoa inside.

1201
01:50:01,696 --> 01:50:03,863
And some of us
will have rum with it.

1202
01:50:05,196 --> 01:50:06,162
Lucky!

1203
01:50:11,396 --> 01:50:14,663
- Oh.
- God. Hey. Hey, man.

1204
01:50:14,796 --> 01:50:18,162
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I... Yeah.

1205
01:50:18,296 --> 01:50:19,963
My hands hurt
from galloping.

1206
01:50:27,763 --> 01:50:29,396
Oh, my God.

1207
01:50:29,530 --> 01:50:30,997
I totally thought I lost you.

1208
01:50:31,129 --> 01:50:32,630
Sorry about that.

1209
01:50:33,496 --> 01:50:34,663
Well, that was weird.

1210
01:50:34,796 --> 01:50:36,029
Mm-hm. Yeah.

1211
01:50:37,296 --> 01:50:38,496
I'm bleeding.
Why am I bleeding?

1212
01:50:38,630 --> 01:50:39,897
You headbutted a park bench.

1213
01:50:40,029 --> 01:50:41,663
- Oh, right. Yeah.
- Yeah.

1214
01:50:44,296 --> 01:50:45,796
- Hi.
- Hi.

1215
01:50:46,963 --> 01:50:49,730
- Um, back there, yeah.
- Yeah.

1216
01:50:49,863 --> 01:50:51,530
I mean, before we became dogs

1217
01:50:51,663 --> 01:50:55,496
and opened the gates of hell,
I think that maybe we, uh...

1218
01:50:55,630 --> 01:50:57,696
Yeah. Yeah, I think so too.

1219
01:50:59,129 --> 01:51:00,730
But then we saved the world,
so...

1220
01:51:00,863 --> 01:51:02,229
That's true.

1221
01:51:06,429 --> 01:51:08,796
Are you all right, son?

1222
01:51:08,930 --> 01:51:12,496
You just singlehandedly defeated
a manifestation of Gozer.

1223
01:51:13,530 --> 01:51:15,396
You gotta be on my podcast.

1224
01:51:15,530 --> 01:51:16,863
Sure. What's it called?

1225
01:51:16,996 --> 01:51:18,763
<i>Mystical Tales
of the Unknown Universe.</i>

1226
01:51:18,897 --> 01:51:20,797
<i>M.T.U.U., that's you?</i>

1227
01:51:20,929 --> 01:51:21,797
Wait.

1228
01:51:21,929 --> 01:51:23,263
You're my subscriber?!

1229
01:51:23,396 --> 01:51:26,663
Really found its voice
in the 46th episode.

1230
01:51:28,396 --> 01:51:30,296
What did they do to you?

1231
01:51:32,696 --> 01:51:33,663
Don't worry.

1232
01:51:35,196 --> 01:51:37,596
I'll take you home,
get you all cleaned up.

1233
01:51:43,363 --> 01:51:44,263
Go.

1234
01:51:48,863 --> 01:51:49,763
Hey.

1235
01:53:47,057 --> 01:53:51,947
<font color="#ffff00">Provided by explosiveskull</font>
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull

1236
01:54:00,929 --> 01:54:02,996
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1237
01:54:03,129 --> 01:54:07,630
<i>♪ If there's something strange
In your neighborhood ♪</i>

1238
01:54:07,763 --> 01:54:09,430
<i>♪ Who you gonna call? ♪</i>

1239
01:54:09,563 --> 01:54:11,630
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1240
01:54:11,763 --> 01:54:15,962
<i>♪ If there's something weird
And it don't look good ♪</i>

1241
01:54:16,096 --> 01:54:17,763
<i>♪ Who you gonna call? ♪</i>

1242
01:54:17,897 --> 01:54:20,163
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1243
01:54:26,463 --> 01:54:28,630
<i>♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪</i>

1244
01:54:34,863 --> 01:54:36,797
<i>♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪</i>

1245
01:54:44,996 --> 01:54:49,196
<i>♪ If you're seeing things
Running through your head ♪</i>

1246
01:54:49,329 --> 01:54:50,929
<i>♪ Who can you call? ♪</i>

1247
01:54:51,062 --> 01:54:52,962
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1248
01:54:53,096 --> 01:54:57,229
<i>♪ An invisible man
Sleepin' in your bed ♪</i>

1249
01:54:57,363 --> 01:54:59,263
<i>♪ Ow, who you gonna call? ♪</i>

1250
01:54:59,396 --> 01:55:01,530
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1251
01:55:08,163 --> 01:55:10,296
<i>♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪</i>

1252
01:55:16,430 --> 01:55:18,530
<i>♪ I ain't 'fraid of no ghost ♪</i>

1253
01:55:22,663 --> 01:55:24,096
<i>♪ Who you gonna call? ♪</i>

1254
01:55:24,229 --> 01:55:26,630
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1255
01:55:26,763 --> 01:55:30,630
<i>♪ If you're all alone
Pick up the phone ♪</i>

1256
01:55:30,763 --> 01:55:32,496
<i>♪ And call ♪</i>

1257
01:55:32,630 --> 01:55:34,730
<i>♪ Ghostbusters! ♪</i>

1258
01:55:36,263 --> 01:55:37,430
Tell me what this is.

1259
01:55:42,530 --> 01:55:43,463
Lines.

1260
01:55:45,530 --> 01:55:46,797
Two...

1261
01:55:46,929 --> 01:55:48,396
No, three...

1262
01:55:50,196 --> 01:55:51,929
wavy lines.

1263
01:55:55,396 --> 01:55:56,897
- It's amazing.
- You're amazing.

1264
01:55:57,062 --> 01:55:58,563
With your ability to...

1265
01:55:59,730 --> 01:56:01,163
flood my psychic powers.

1266
01:56:01,296 --> 01:56:03,563
I can't believe you used
to shock your students.

1267
01:56:03,696 --> 01:56:06,229
Between us,
I only zapped the guys.

1268
01:56:06,363 --> 01:56:07,496
Aah!

1269
01:56:07,630 --> 01:56:09,329
It was flawed science.

1270
01:56:09,463 --> 01:56:11,062
I know that now. I admit that.

1271
01:56:11,196 --> 01:56:12,463
Ready?

1272
01:56:12,596 --> 01:56:13,897
Try this one.

1273
01:56:16,863 --> 01:56:17,763
Take a moment.

1274
01:56:18,929 --> 01:56:20,229
Uh...

1275
01:56:22,863 --> 01:56:24,396
It's a five-pointed star.

1276
01:56:25,563 --> 01:56:27,596
- Yes?
- How are you doing that?

1277
01:56:27,730 --> 01:56:29,563
Some believe that true love

1278
01:56:29,696 --> 01:56:32,062
imbues a subject
with the ability...

1279
01:56:32,196 --> 01:56:33,396
Ah!

1280
01:56:33,530 --> 01:56:35,596
- Did you mark the cards?
- No.

1281
01:56:35,730 --> 01:56:36,763
You did, didn't you?

1282
01:56:38,329 --> 01:56:39,229
Yeah.

1283
01:56:43,062 --> 01:56:44,563
It works well.

1284
02:02:51,196 --> 02:02:54,430
- I want you to take this.
- What is it?

1285
02:02:54,563 --> 02:02:56,363
It's a souvenir
from the World's Fair

1286
02:02:56,496 --> 02:02:59,962
at Flushing Meadow
in 1964.

1287
02:03:00,096 --> 02:03:01,763
It's my lucky coin.

1288
02:03:01,897 --> 02:03:05,096
I shouldn't take it.
We might not be coming back.

1289
02:03:05,229 --> 02:03:08,296
Take it anyway.
I got another one at home.

1290
02:03:15,095 --> 02:03:17,095
<i>Egon was the brains.</i>

1291
02:03:17,229 --> 02:03:18,430
<i>Ray was the heart.</i>

1292
02:03:19,830 --> 02:03:21,029
<i>Peter just kept it cool.</i>

1293
02:03:22,730 --> 02:03:24,363
Who were you?

1294
02:03:24,496 --> 02:03:25,530
The sex appeal.

1295
02:03:29,496 --> 02:03:31,897
You've done very well
for yourself.

1296
02:03:32,029 --> 02:03:34,363
A lot of shelf space.

1297
02:03:34,496 --> 02:03:36,763
See, that's the thing.

1298
02:03:36,897 --> 02:03:38,596
<i>I don't do it for me.</i>

1299
02:03:39,696 --> 02:03:41,096
<i>I do it for my kids,</i>

1300
02:03:41,229 --> 02:03:44,430
and I wanna be an example
of what's possible.

1301
02:03:44,563 --> 02:03:47,563
You still covering the rent
at Ray's bookshop?

1302
02:03:47,696 --> 02:03:51,229
Ray's gonna turn
a profit one of these days.

1303
02:03:51,363 --> 02:03:54,663
<i>I remember the day you came in.</i>

1304
02:03:54,797 --> 02:03:57,663
<i>I came in looking
for a steady paycheck.</i>

1305
02:03:57,797 --> 02:04:00,129
<i>But busting ghosts
with the guys...</i>

1306
02:04:00,263 --> 02:04:02,229
taught me not to be afraid.

1307
02:04:02,363 --> 02:04:04,996
That I had the tools
and I had the talent.

1308
02:04:05,129 --> 02:04:08,730
I started this business
with one employee.

1309
02:04:08,863 --> 02:04:11,962
And I've grown it into
a thriving global enterprise.

1310
02:04:13,029 --> 02:04:15,229
I may be a businessman,

1311
02:04:15,363 --> 02:04:18,430
but I will always be
a Ghostbuster.