1 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:09,574 ♪ 2 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:14,317 - Can I help you with something? 3 00:00:14,405 --> 00:00:15,485 - Oh, hi. 4 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:16,580 Um, it's Amy. 5 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:18,188 We met, like, a month ago. 6 00:00:18,279 --> 00:00:19,889 I thought I'd show up on the last day 7 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:21,146 and surprise everybody. 8 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:22,458 - That's so nice. 9 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:23,594 What's the surprise? 10 00:00:23,675 --> 00:00:25,895 - Um, just me. 11 00:00:25,982 --> 00:00:28,162 - Oh, I thought it would be, like, doughnuts or something. 12 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:31,505 - Amy, it's so good to see you! 13 00:00:31,596 --> 00:00:33,946 - Sandra, hi! 14 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,824 - Hi! What are you doing here? 15 00:00:35,905 --> 00:00:37,385 - I wanted to see everybody one last time. 16 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:39,782 - So you're back from California. 17 00:00:39,865 --> 00:00:41,605 That's so great. 18 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:42,783 - Don't worry. 19 00:00:42,868 --> 00:00:44,038 You and Eric can stay in my house 20 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:45,441 as long as you need. 21 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:47,613 - Thank God. Love you. So glad you're back. 22 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:49,349 - Welcome home. 23 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:50,790 - Thank you. 24 00:00:50,876 --> 00:00:52,226 It's good to be home. 25 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:55,580 - Amy! 26 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:59,064 - Glenn, hi. - I am so happy to see you. 27 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:00,966 - I wasn't gonna not say goodbye. 28 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,761 - We are so short-staffed today. 29 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:04,105 - No, I wasn't planning on-- - Just tell you what. 30 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:06,243 Grab a vest in the back. - I've got something I gotta-- 31 00:01:07,893 --> 00:01:07,983 - We're super light in Grocery. - But the thing is, I had a-- 32 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:09,771 - Just do whatever you can do. 33 00:01:11,027 --> 00:01:14,067 My God, this is like God sent me a literal angel. 34 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:17,903 - Like I said, welcome home. 35 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:24,347 ♪ 36 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:25,872 - Attention, shoppers. 37 00:01:25,955 --> 00:01:28,385 It's the final day of our liquidation sale 38 00:01:28,479 --> 00:01:30,219 before the doors close for good. 39 00:01:30,307 --> 00:01:32,217 Our selection's fairly picked over, 40 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:34,359 but the following items 41 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:37,792 irregular ladies' golf shoes size 14 and above, 42 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,320 grape-scented laundry detergent, 43 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:42,974 and the VHS box set of "Sweet Valley High." 44 00:01:43,059 --> 00:01:45,629 What'll Jessica and Elizabeth get into next? 45 00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:47,374 Buy 'em while you can, or else wait a day 46 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:49,145 and fish 'em out of our dumpster. 47 00:01:51,328 --> 00:01:52,808 - There she is, 48 00:01:52,895 --> 00:01:54,325 back in the blue. 49 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:56,508 - Like I never left. Hey, I heard the news. 50 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:58,424 Congratulations, 51 00:01:58,509 --> 00:01:59,899 Miss Fulfillment Center Manager. 52 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:01,899 - I haven't told anyone yet. - Oh. 53 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:03,251 - As soon as it gets out, 54 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:04,730 everyone's gonna start asking me for a job, 55 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:06,740 and Zephra's already filled most of the openings. 56 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:08,432 - I can only keep five people, 57 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:11,039 and it is tougher than I thought it would be. 58 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,961 - So there's no one you want to take with you? 59 00:02:13,045 --> 00:02:14,785 - No, actually, everyone has their strengths. 60 00:02:14,873 --> 00:02:16,573 You know, Marcus has warehouse experience. 61 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:18,748 Janet's good under pressure. 62 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:20,274 Jonah's smart, but I don't even know if he's staying in town 63 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:21,617 since him and Hannah broke up. 64 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:22,706 - What? 65 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:24,064 They broke up? - Yeah. 66 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,974 - Uh, why? Why? 67 00:02:26,058 --> 00:02:27,708 I hadn't heard that. Why did they break up? 68 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:30,189 - You know, I'm not sure. 69 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:31,760 Why are you so interested? 70 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,160 - Because it's interesting. 71 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:37,592 I mean, all kinds of things are interesting. 72 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:39,379 You know, lots of things are interesting 73 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:40,603 if you really think about it. 74 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:42,472 - Uh-huh. 75 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:45,989 - So... 76 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:47,378 retirement, huh? 77 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:48,691 Got any big plans? 78 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:50,517 - Yeah, I think I might finally 79 00:02:50,605 --> 00:02:52,255 watch "The Queen's Gambit." 80 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:54,166 - Okay, so that's... 81 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:55,311 seven episodes. 82 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,392 What else? 83 00:02:57,481 --> 00:02:59,881 - Well, I hadn't really thought much beyond that. 84 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:02,663 Gosh, I guess there's gonna be a lot of hours 85 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:04,177 to fill, huh? 86 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:06,581 - Yeah, yeah, but that's a good thing, right, Glenn? 87 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:08,364 I mean, I'm sure you've got hobbies. 88 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:11,189 - No, 'cause work is all I've ever known, Jonah. 89 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:13,368 I mean, I started at my dad's hardware store 90 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:14,724 when I was eight, 91 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:16,503 and before that, I worked at the tollbooth. 92 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:18,287 - Glenn, I'm sure you're gonna be fine. 93 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:20,422 There's gotta be something that you can do. 94 00:03:21,897 --> 00:03:23,807 - Well, what if I got a 500-piece puzzle? 95 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:25,989 That'd take up some time, right? 96 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:27,505 - Some. 97 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:30,118 - What, you want me to get a 1,000-piece puzzle? 98 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,000 How much table space do you think I have, Jonah? 99 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:36,959 - Yeah. 100 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:38,702 - Yeah, we could, like, you know...get it-- 101 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:39,873 - Smart time to buy a new washer. 102 00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:41,866 - Oh, actually, Bo wants to buy them all. 103 00:03:42,961 --> 00:03:44,011 - Oh. - Yeah, get 'em for mad cheap, 104 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:45,273 then resell them to the suckers, 105 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:46,395 make that scrilla. 106 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:47,487 - What if you can't sell 'em? 107 00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:49,355 - Then I open up a laundromat. 108 00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:50,796 Come on, man, think. 109 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:52,142 Use those glasses. 110 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,362 - Well, I guess you have more of a plan than I do 111 00:03:54,451 --> 00:03:56,191 since I'm basically unhirable now. 112 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:58,279 - Mm, plight of the undocumented, man, 113 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:00,328 and yet the 1% and whatnots. 114 00:04:00,414 --> 00:04:02,024 - You always know what to say. 115 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:03,461 - Well, you can always come over to our place 116 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:04,937 and do your laundry. 117 00:04:05,027 --> 00:04:06,157 - Thanks, Chey. 118 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:09,506 - For a price that is reasonable. 119 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:13,637 - ♪ When the dance is through, it's me and you ♪ 120 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:15,861 ♪ Come on, would it really be ♪ 121 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:18,741 - Why is this not--what the-- 122 00:04:18,823 --> 00:04:20,873 - Well, well, well... 123 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:22,216 Little Miss Corporate spent so much time 124 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:23,435 at her cushy desk job, 125 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:25,134 she forgot how a scanner works. 126 00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:27,011 - No, I did not. I just-- I think this one's broken. 127 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:28,532 - I'm messing with you. I'm messing with you. 128 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:30,916 They switched us over to CCDs. Here, look. 129 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:33,009 You have to press these two buttons at the same time, 130 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:34,268 and you've gotta get it closer 131 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:35,751 than you did with the lasers. 132 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,100 - Got it. Thank you for the pro tip. 133 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:39,320 - You know, it's always nice 134 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:41,189 when a, uh, working stiff like me 135 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,931 can help out a fancy dame, you know? 136 00:04:43,021 --> 00:04:44,411 - You know, I still have no idea 137 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:45,761 what that accent is, 138 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,160 and I think it's gotten worse. 139 00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:48,423 - Oh, oh, come on, now. 140 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:50,285 I'm a little rusty, you know? 141 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:52,637 I haven't done it in a New York minute. 142 00:04:52,727 --> 00:04:55,157 - Maybe the accent goes away with the store. 143 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:57,949 - Speaking of which, 144 00:04:58,036 --> 00:04:59,556 what are your plans 145 00:04:59,647 --> 00:05:02,257 in a post-Cloud 9 world? 146 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:03,645 - Uh, well, I mean, 147 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:05,218 I'll grieve, obviously, 148 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,825 for the obligatory 90 days. 149 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:08,085 - Obviously. Me too. 150 00:05:08,177 --> 00:05:09,527 Full veil and everything. - Yeah, for sure. 151 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:10,923 And then, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. 152 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:12,306 I got a lot to figure out, you know, 153 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:13,919 like, am I gonna move back to Chicago or... 154 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:15,659 - Oh. 155 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:19,320 I mean, just that Chicago has all that wind, 156 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:20,706 and Hannah's here. 157 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:22,318 - Oh, we broke up. 158 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:24,149 - What? Oh, no. 159 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:25,626 I'm so sorry. - It's fine. 160 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:28,106 No, it's--I mean, we only dated for, like, a month. 161 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:30,677 - Oh, man, that is not long enough. 162 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:33,455 Well, I had no idea that you two had broken up. 163 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:34,900 - Yes, you did. 164 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:37,336 I told you they broke up, like, ten minutes ago. 165 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:38,824 - No, you didn't. 166 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:40,603 - Oh. 167 00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:42,298 No, I didn't tell you that. 168 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:44,335 It was the other Latina employee, 169 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:46,391 and you all look the same to me 170 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:48,386 because I'm a racist, 171 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:51,828 so that's something I should probably work on. 172 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:58,269 She still thinks Sandra's Latina. 173 00:06:03,841 --> 00:06:04,931 - There's balls, and-- 174 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:07,316 oh, what about boxing as a hobby? 175 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:09,370 You look great in silk shorts. 176 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:11,106 - I know, but I'm just uncomfortable 177 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:12,496 with the punching. 178 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:14,809 - Well, yeah, there's a lot of punching in it. 179 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:17,416 - Well, what about, uh, fishing? 180 00:06:17,507 --> 00:06:19,197 A lot of retired people like that. 181 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:21,211 - What would be the point? I can't eat the fish. 182 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:23,253 - His throat's a bone magnet. 183 00:06:23,339 --> 00:06:24,819 - You know, Mateo, it's funny. 184 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:26,906 You're undocumented, and I'm over 60, 185 00:06:26,995 --> 00:06:29,645 and America doesn't want either of us to work anymore. 186 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:31,567 - Right, but... 187 00:06:31,652 --> 00:06:33,392 I'm under constant fear of deportation, 188 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,610 and you get discounts at movie theaters, so... 189 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:37,399 - Not new releases. 190 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:40,314 - Wow, must be awful to live in terror of spoilers. 191 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,270 Excuse me. 192 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:45,098 - Ooh, what about grilling? 193 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:46,967 That could be fun. 194 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:48,668 - Okay, Jerusha, no offense, 195 00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:51,146 but you are spiraling right now. 196 00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:52,406 - Yeah, I'm hoping I can get another 197 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,069 floor supervisor job. 198 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:55,852 I just bought a ton of clipboards. 199 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:57,287 - What about you, Ames? 200 00:06:57,373 --> 00:06:58,373 Have you thought about what you want to do next? 201 00:06:59,506 --> 00:07:00,196 - I mean, I have some interviews lined up. 202 00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:01,937 Turns out, once you've been an executive, 203 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:03,904 it's kind of easy to stay an executive. 204 00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:04,898 - Nice. - Hmm. 205 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:07,299 - Hey, so, um... 206 00:07:07,383 --> 00:07:10,303 how upset was Jonah 207 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:11,466 when I left? 208 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,737 - Oh, I'd say... 209 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:15,775 pretty upset. 210 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:16,910 - Pretty upset. 211 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:19,441 - On a scale of 1 to 10, like... 212 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:21,266 9.5. 213 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:23,053 - Solid 9.5. 214 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:25,138 - That makes-- that makes sense. 215 00:07:25,227 --> 00:07:26,397 - You're not thinking about getting back 216 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:27,749 on that merry-go-round, are you? 217 00:07:27,838 --> 00:07:29,268 Is this, like, 218 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:31,061 a "you break it, you bought it" situation? 219 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:33,446 - Dina, it's not like that. 220 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:34,890 No, it's just, 221 00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:36,716 once I got out to California, 222 00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:39,554 everything just felt... 223 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,503 And... 224 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:43,381 I don't know, I think I... 225 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:47,734 I think I made a mistake not marrying Jonah. 226 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:48,725 - Ya think? 227 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:54,171 I just--I can't anymore. 228 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:57,777 - She's been pretty upset too. 229 00:07:57,868 --> 00:07:59,038 - Garrett, for the contact list, 230 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:01,000 you wrote email@email.email. 231 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:02,479 - Oh, really? 232 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:04,269 You too cool to keep in touch with everybody? 233 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:05,273 - I'm just being realistic, man. 234 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:06,704 Look, we work together, 235 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:07,970 and now we're gonna go work with other people. 236 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:10,191 I'd rather skip the part where we email for a week 237 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:11,710 trying to plan some fictional group trip. 238 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:13,579 - But we are doing a group trip. 239 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:15,504 - It's either gonna be Kansas City 240 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:16,972 or Tokyo. 241 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:18,851 - Buddy, we're not making it to Applebee's, 242 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:20,673 and we work down the street from Applebee's. 243 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:22,811 - Ugh, love Applebee's. 244 00:08:22,893 --> 00:08:25,163 - Okay, any five. 245 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:26,773 Doesn't matter who. 246 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:28,034 Let's see. 247 00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:30,546 Here we go. 248 00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:34,434 Oh, oh, God, no. 249 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,914 Nope, not gonna work. All right. 250 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:39,044 - ♪ Hot child in the city 251 00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:44,256 ♪ Runnin' wild and lookin' pretty ♪ 252 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:46,999 - Hey. 253 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:48,271 - Hey. 254 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:53,010 - So I've been meaning to tell you, uh, 255 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:55,267 "The Americans" is really good. 256 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,360 - You watched it. - I did. 257 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:59,889 I mean, I watched basically everything. 258 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,544 You know, pandemic. 259 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:04,458 I kept wanting to text you, but... 260 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:07,983 - Well, I'm glad you liked it. 261 00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:09,899 - And, um... 262 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:12,734 the other thing that I've been wanting to tell you 263 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:14,643 is that I'm sorry. 264 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:17,694 I'm sorry for the way I left. 265 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:19,524 It was... 266 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,562 selfish and awful and-- 267 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,908 - Hey, I--we--I don't-- 268 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:26,518 look, you don't have to apologize to me 269 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,089 for not wanting to marry me. 270 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:29,476 - No! 271 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,529 It wasn't even about that. 272 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:33,144 I just--I think that, like, 273 00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:35,104 my brain short-circuited. 274 00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:37,713 You know, suddenly I had all these options 275 00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:39,144 for the first time in my life, and I was like, 276 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,450 "Yay, I get to decide what I want, 277 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:43,887 but wait, like, how do I decide what I want?" 278 00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:45,934 - Yeah, welcome to the world of privilege. 279 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,980 - It's very hard on this side of things. 280 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,625 Why didn't you warn me? 281 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:50,629 - Don't know. 282 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,200 - Look, Jonah, 283 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:55,027 I didn't know what I wanted, 284 00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:56,936 but I know now, and-- 285 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:59,821 - Amy, I'm happy that you figured it out. 286 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:01,563 I really, really am. 287 00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:04,134 But I'm not just... 288 00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:06,686 I don't know, I'm not just something you can schedule 289 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:08,220 for whenever you're free, you know? 290 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,311 I'm sorry, but I just-- 291 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:13,533 I don't know what I want anymore. 292 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:15,657 - Okay. 293 00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:22,488 Um, if you figure it out... 294 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:25,575 Let me know. 295 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:39,123 - ♪ Sometimes it feels like 296 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:42,823 ♪ It's all moving way too fast ♪ 297 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,648 - Excuse me. Um, where would I find nutmeg? 298 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,432 - Nutmeg? Well, that's aisle 12, 299 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:48,946 right over there. - Aisle 12. 300 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:50,039 Okay, thank you so much for your help. 301 00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,997 - You're so welcome. - Uh... 302 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,606 the coronavirus. 303 00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:56,613 Okay. - Have a heavenly day. 304 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,269 - Okay, thanks, okay. 305 00:10:58,353 --> 00:10:59,663 - You a big spice guy? 306 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,656 - That man might be my last customer ever. 307 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,618 It's so sad. 308 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,316 - Yeah, we're all-- 309 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:06,323 - I'm gonna miss this. 310 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:07,544 You know, I thought I had 311 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,493 a few more good years left in me. 312 00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,021 You know, my dad, 313 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,235 he worked at our hardware store till he was 80. 314 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:14,724 I thought I'd do the same, but... 315 00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,024 it's just so unfair. 316 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,460 - Glenn! 317 00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,236 If you don't want to retire, then don't. 318 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,980 No one's making you stop working. 319 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:24,251 - Hey, Mat-- - 320 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,864 ♪ 321 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,470 - Hey, everyone! 322 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:34,220 I'm not gonna retire. 323 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:37,392 Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna get a new job 324 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:40,869 or maybe even reopen Sturgis & Sons Hardware, 325 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:43,181 though I-I have to check with Jerusha, 326 00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:45,047 because, you know, it's a very big commitment. 327 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:47,399 - I think it's a great idea! 328 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:48,929 - Hey, guys, good news. 329 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:51,102 Jerusha's in. 330 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,074 - You okay? 331 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,719 - Oh. 332 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,807 I'm the new fulfillment center manager, 333 00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,456 but I can only keep five employees, 334 00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,729 and I can't make up my mind. 335 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,473 - When I have a tough decision to make, 336 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,343 I like to spend a Sunday on the bus. 337 00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:12,295 Pack a little lunch, and just bus on it. 338 00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,523 - Ah, Sandra, I can't get sucked 339 00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:14,862 into your bleak life, okay? 340 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,131 Zephra needs a list now. 341 00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:19,515 - Okay. 342 00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:28,876 Done. 343 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,403 - Yeah, that's it. 344 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:37,448 Why the "AM" next to your name? 345 00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,279 - 'Cause I'm your assistant manager. 346 00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,292 - If that's okay with you. 347 00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:47,244 I don't want to be presumptuous. 348 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:48,591 - No, you're in. 349 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,860 - I was going for, like, a... 350 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:51,993 cool, badass moment. 351 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,375 - Yeah, I got that. - Good. 352 00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,168 - Yeah, you don't need to do-- okay, you did. 353 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,562 All right. 354 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,205 - This is probably the last time 355 00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,209 I'm ever gonna clean up slushie vomit. 356 00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,481 Oh, can you take a picture? 357 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,094 - No. What? 358 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:05,394 Look, I don't get it. 359 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,830 We work in a big, dumb, ugly store, 360 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,086 and everybody's acting like they're Jordan 361 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,788 walking off the court for the last time. 362 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:10,956 - Aw, 363 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:14,361 your last slushie vomit. 364 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,185 - Come on. - Look at this. 365 00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:17,843 I was cleaning out my office, and I found 366 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:21,097 these old tapes of everyone's job interviews. 367 00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:23,111 - Ooh. - Wait, I don't remember-- 368 00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:24,983 did you secretly record our job interviews? 369 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,675 - Yeah, but, you know, 370 00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,242 just so I'd have proof in case 371 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,029 someone accused me of not hiring them 372 00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:32,123 unless they did me sexual favors. 373 00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:34,202 I mean, Pastor Craig was falsely accused 374 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:37,121 30 times by women and men. 375 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,601 - ♪ Time to bring this ship 376 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,908 ♪ Into the shore 377 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:45,345 ♪ And throw away the oars 378 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:48,263 - Testing. Jesus seizes cheeses. 379 00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,829 Jesus seizes cheeses. 380 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,527 - I don't know if I've ever seen her videos. 381 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,135 - Hi, you must be Amy. 382 00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:56,965 - Damn, Amy, you were hot. - Thank you. 383 00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:59,193 - Boner alert. - Dude, she's a teenager. 384 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,843 - Yeah, but I was a teenager then, too, 385 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,187 so it's not weird. 386 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,626 - So glad I came back for this. 387 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:05,282 Yeah. - Um, once you've worked here 388 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:06,886 for a year, it starts to get good. 389 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:09,716 - Oh, um, thank you so much, but actually, 390 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,415 I'm going to college in the fall, 391 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:14,112 so I'm only planning to be here a few months. 392 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,591 205 months, to be exact. 393 00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,731 - Oh, young Amy, 394 00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:21,034 with your big, big dreams and your tiny, tiny pores. 395 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,211 - They were so tiny. 396 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,727 - Sorry. - No, please, go ahead. 397 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:27,000 - Oh, my God. 398 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:28,223 - You worked at The Spaghetti Factory? 399 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,872 I go there all the time. 400 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,866 - Wait a minute, I know you. 401 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,218 Fettuccine Alfredo, side of grilled cheese, 402 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,738 three glasses of juice. 403 00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,621 - That's incredible. Yeah. 404 00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,882 - Aw, you guys used to get along. 405 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,316 - I also worked in the bird department at Petco. 406 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:42,792 - Oh. 407 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,272 God, you know, I don't get how people 408 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:45,621 can keep birds as pets. 409 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,190 They're disgusting. 410 00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,797 Rats with feathers. - Uh-huh. 411 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,149 Let's move on. 412 00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,068 - Okay, well, um... 413 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:54,423 - Hey, here's what you need to know about Garrett McNeill. 414 00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,415 - Oh, my God. 415 00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:58,805 - That guy's handsome. 416 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,458 Am I hard on myself? 417 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,081 Sure, 418 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,082 but I call it taking the job seriously. 419 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,474 - Wow. - What? 420 00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,596 - I give a good interview. What can I say? 421 00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:10,079 - Why do you want to work at Cloud 9? 422 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:12,910 - Um, actually, I already work here. 423 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,439 You hired me two weeks ago. 424 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,922 - I don't think so. 425 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,532 I think I'd remember that. 426 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,402 - You gave me one of these. 427 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:22,615 - I'm so sorry. 428 00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:23,714 It's just that you've got 429 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,712 such a forgettable face, you know? 430 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,064 - I know. 431 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,933 - I think you'd make a great spy, though. 432 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,925 - Yeah? - Yeah. 433 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,797 - ♪ I cut my hair 434 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:37,332 ♪ You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care ♪ 435 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:39,464 ♪ 'Cause I can tell what's going on ♪ 436 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:40,807 ♪ It's hip to be 437 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:42,638 - And so we were in line at Claire's... 438 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:43,944 - Oh, my goodness. - Oh! 439 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,469 - My purple hair thingy. 440 00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:47,864 Corona was like, "You eat it." 441 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:49,949 And I was like, "Nah, girl, that is narsty." 442 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,206 You eat it." 443 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,258 - And that, ladies and gentlemen, 444 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,172 is our current floor supervisor. 445 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,687 - I know, right? Life is nuts. 446 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,781 - I don't know if I should say anything, 447 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:01,310 but there's a Scott Baio wannabe waiting outside, 448 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,735 and I heard him tell his meth dealer 449 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,141 that he just wants to rob the place. 450 00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:05,404 - Hey, um, when the store closes, 451 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:08,486 do you want to... keep hangin' and bangin', 452 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:11,226 like, as my boyfriend? 453 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:12,708 - Yeah. 454 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:15,277 Yeah. - Okay. Cool. 455 00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:16,495 - Tell me more about you. 456 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:17,984 - I just want to say 457 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,464 that if you give me the chance, 458 00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:20,853 I will work harder 459 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,236 than anyone you know. 460 00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,459 I will literally dig through concrete 461 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:25,678 with my bare hands 462 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,117 until they're bloody stumps 463 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:28,683 and I have to do stuff with my feet. 464 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,640 - You know, I could use a hard worker 465 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,818 like that at Sturgis & Sons. 466 00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:36,264 - Really? 467 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:39,425 Thank you. 468 00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,826 Should we do, like, denim or leather aprons? 469 00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,346 Denim, right, like, a raw denim? 470 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,180 Okay. I love it. I love it. 471 00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,698 It's more my color. 472 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,802 - Jonah Simms. 473 00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:00,406 Wow, you have had a lot of jobs. 474 00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:02,537 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I worked at a consulting firm 475 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,020 for a few months 476 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,980 and then an ad agency for six weeks. 477 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,238 I sold gym memberships. 478 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,070 I was a barista, a tour guide. 479 00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,678 I went to business school for a semester, 480 00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:13,288 but now I'm just at a place in my life 481 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,080 where I really want to change. 482 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,044 You know, I just want to spend a couple months 483 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,043 just not using my brain. 484 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,555 - Whoa! - Boo! 485 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:22,168 - All right, yeah, I know. I get it. I know. 486 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,648 I can't listen to myself either, 487 00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:24,908 so enjoy. 488 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,700 - - All right, all right. 489 00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,054 - Use your brain? - No, no, I mean, 490 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,054 it's not just that. 491 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,955 It's--you know, 492 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,920 when you think about it, a store like this 493 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:35,008 is actually pretty incredible, you know? 494 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,447 You help people do their homework 495 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,413 and find their styles 496 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:39,842 and feed their grandchildren. 497 00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:43,498 You know, there's magic in that. 498 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,724 I don't know, people always talk about going out 499 00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,813 and finding something special, 500 00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:50,982 but, you know, maybe we don't have to look that hard. 501 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,550 You know, maybe everything is special. 502 00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:58,952 - How many jobs have you had? 503 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,644 - What? 504 00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:02,911 - Not including paper routes and babysitting or whatever, 505 00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,564 how many actual jobs? 506 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:07,128 - Too many to count. 20, 30? 507 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:10,046 - Yeah, you never stick with anything. 508 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,402 Except this. 509 00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,882 You've been here six years. Why? 510 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,363 - I don't know. It's a good job. 511 00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,144 - No, it's not. It's a terrible job. 512 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,318 - It's not that bad. 513 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,143 - Jonah, why did you stay here? 514 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,711 - Why do you think, Amy? 515 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:31,502 - You know, when I first met you, 516 00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:34,938 I thought you were the most annoying person I'd ever met, 517 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,716 with your "moments of beauty," 518 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:38,771 "seize the day" crap 519 00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:40,636 like you'd watched "Dead Poets Society" 520 00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:41,858 too many times. 521 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,116 - Shows what you know. 522 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,039 You can't watch "Dead Poets Society" 523 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,173 too many times. 524 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,524 - I hated how cheesy you were. 525 00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,653 I hated how woke you were. 526 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,556 I hated how often you used the word "artisan." 527 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:53,261 But most of all, I hated how you believed 528 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,129 that life could be better than it was. 529 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,351 And yet here we are. 530 00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:05,616 And my life is so much better than it was... 531 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:06,839 because of you. 532 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:09,238 And I... 533 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:10,242 I screwed it all up. 534 00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:11,503 I know that. 535 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,550 But you waited six years for me, 536 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,202 so if I have to wait an-- 537 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:24,206 ♪ 538 00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:29,165 - I'm sorry, it's just, you were talking so much. 539 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,465 I didn't know what to do. 540 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,388 - Excuse me. Hi. 541 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:35,607 Does the "cup" in "menstrual cup" 542 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,216 refer to, like, the shape 543 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,656 or the volume? 544 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,827 - Have to say, 545 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,440 I always thought when they shut this place down, 546 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,011 it would be because of something you did. 547 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,234 Me too. - 548 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,452 - Hey. 549 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,408 Take care of the old gal, will you? 550 00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,055 - I will. 551 00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:58,943 - Attention, shoppers. 552 00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,813 Please bring your final purchases up to checkout, 553 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:03,585 'cause this store is about to close forever. 554 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,600 On behalf of everyone here at Cloud 9, 555 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,032 I'd just like to say... 556 00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:08,558 buh-bye. 557 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:16,264 ♪ 558 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:19,695 Sorry, that shouldn't be the last thing I say. 559 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:22,873 20...years of announcements. 560 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,750 I mean, I'm not a sentimental guy. 561 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,752 That's not my thing. 562 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:29,974 But it did just occur to me that this is... 563 00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,454 this is the end. 564 00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:34,194 I mean, don't get me wrong. It's a job. 565 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,796 If jobs were fun, they wouldn't pay us to do it. 566 00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:40,237 But occasionally there were moments that... 567 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,976 weren't so bad. 568 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:44,236 And for whatever reason, 569 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,070 those are... 570 00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:48,417 the only things I can remember right now. 571 00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,808 You know, most jobs suck 572 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:53,250 99% of the time. 573 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,379 So you really... 574 00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,691 really gotta enjoy those moments that don't... 575 00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:59,208 - Are we Sturgis & Friends? 576 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,871 No! 577 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,645 - Those bits of fun you have during downtime... 578 00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,179 - Are we Sturgis & Sons? Yes! 579 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,533 - All right, let's get to work. 580 00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:06,532 - Or an interesting conversation 581 00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:07,613 with a coworker... 582 00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:10,661 - For the lab. - Boom! 583 00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,007 - Or something happens 584 00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:13,576 that you can laugh about later... 585 00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:15,273 - Oh, that's a picture of my honeymoon. 586 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:16,541 Sorry about that. 587 00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,193 - Or you do something 588 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,757 that you're actually proud of. 589 00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:22,323 - Looking great, guys. Keep up the good work. 590 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:24,331 - If you're lucky, maybe you even get to be friends 591 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:26,153 with a coworker or two along the way. 592 00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:29,201 ♪ 593 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,118 Not sure what else you could want in a job. 594 00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:34,032 ♪ 595 00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:36,118 - How did you do this? - With my mouth! 596 00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:38,647 ♪ 597 00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:40,862 - Oh, my God. Look at that. - I know. 598 00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:47,871 ♪ 599 00:21:56,097 --> 00:21:58,187 - Love you. 600 00:21:58,273 --> 00:21:59,543 They're asleep. - Both of them? 601 00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:01,062 - Yeah. - Nice. 602 00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:08,065 ♪ 603 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:16,415 - At any rate... 604 00:22:16,509 --> 00:22:18,769 thank you for shopping with us. 605 00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:21,559 Cloud 9 is now closed. 606 00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:28,004 ♪ 607 00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:39,794 - ♪ You see the moon is bright ♪ 608 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:43,360 ♪ In that treetop night 609 00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:45,409 ♪ I see the shadows that we cast ♪ 610 00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:48,194 ♪ In the cold, clean light 611 00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:50,849 ♪ Now my feet are gold 612 00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:54,504 ♪ And my heart is white 613 00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:57,420 ♪ And we race out on the desert plains ♪ 614 00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:59,726 ♪ All night 615 00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:02,863 ♪