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- Again, we're only open
for curbside pickup today.
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There won't be any customers
in this store,
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so we get to go nuts.
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Deep cleaning! Yay!
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- Think about it like
it's a storewide cavity search.
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It's store 1217's turn
to spread its cheeks.
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- Or think of it
as a deep cleaning.
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Pretty clear, really.
- So what?
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Now we have to do a deep clean,
like, every year?
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- Yeah, one deep clean a year
during a pandemic
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does sound a little excessive.
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- Wow.
How has it been a year already?
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But also, how has it
only been a year?
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- A whole year wasted.
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Jerry and I never even got
to go on our honeymoon.
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I had to freeze
my edible lingerie.
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- Mom, that's gross.
- Oh, sorry.
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- It's like our whole lives
are just on hold.
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- Welcome to my world.
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Try waiting around to see
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if you're gonna get
kicked out of the country.
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But I do miss brunch.
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- Remember ordering a pancake
for the table?
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[murmurs of agreement]
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- You guys aren't
gonna believe this,
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but I was almost sad
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that we didn't have
our staff Christmas party.
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- Aw!
- But I guess we're all used
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to stuff getting canceled
by now.
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[murmurs of agreement]
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- Wait, not everything has
to be canceled.
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We're gonna have
that Christmas party today!
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- I do have a little
leftover eggnog in my locker.
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- You keep it,
'cause Garrett and I
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are gonna take care
of everything.
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- What--what am I doing?
- Oh.
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I just assumed
you'd want to help
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because you missed
the Christmas party so much.
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Oh, unless you had your heart
set on cleaning?
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- Neither of those
sound appealing,
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but I'll go with the one
with a lower chance
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of finding another
severed foot.
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- Okay, so you...
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- The party.
I'll help plan the party.
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- Whoo-hoo!
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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- You know what?
This is nice.
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- Uh, what's nice?
- Just us.
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Back to being platonic friends.
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Brian and I back to being
a traditional one-on-one.
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Well, not completely
traditional.
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We're going through batteries
like crazy.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- I just love how not awkward
this all is.
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- Mm-hmm. You know what really
makes it not awkward?
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Saying that.
- Totally.
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Yeah, same page.
Same page.
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Well, I will see you at
our next interaction, friend-o!
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- So who is she?
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You have a very obvious
flirty texting face.
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- Okay.
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Keep it on the down low,
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but, uh, Carol's lawyer,
Hannah,
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followed me on Instagram
last week,
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and we've been kind of DMing.
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- Oh, my God, you're dating
outside the store?
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I'm so proud of you.
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- Well, nothing has
actually happened yet,
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but she said
that she has to come in
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to get Carol's signature
on something,
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so I'm thinking
I might ask her out.
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- Aw!
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Go...get 'em, tiger.
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[both laugh]
I don't know.
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What do straight boys say?
[phone chimes]
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- No, I mean, you nailed it.
That's exactly what we say.
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Aw, shoot.
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An order just came in
for Ron and Connie Sosa.
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I mean, they didn't
even really like me
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when we were together, so this
is gonna be really awkward.
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- Well, then let me do it.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You know, I barely met them.
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Eric introduced me
on a family Zoom once,
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but then his uncle revealed
he had a secret family,
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so it just went off the rails.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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But now, I can give them
the best customer service
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of their lives,
and they'll love me forever.
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- Yeah, sure.
Then go for it.
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Keep an eye out
for a red Prius.
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It smells
like cough drops inside,
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but I don't think
you'll need to know that.
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- Oh, Garrett.
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You've got quite the gift
for snowflake placement.
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- Thank you.
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I think my secret is,
I don't care.
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- This is gonna be so nice.
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It almost makes me wish
we could celebrate
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the other holidays
we missed too.
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- Yeah, like Halloween.
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I was dressed in full
head-to-toe Shrek makeup,
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in my living room, for no one.
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- St. Patrick's Day,
Fourth of July...
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my first Mother's Day.
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I had always dreamed
of going to Sweet Tomatoes,
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and hitting that salad bar,
soups,
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serve-yourself froyo...
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[shakily]
I don't wanna talk about it.
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- Well, you know what?
Maybe we can celebrate
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all the holidays.
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You know,
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have an All-iday Party!
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Do you get it?
All the holidays?
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- I get it.
- Yeah. Yeah, that's genius.
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Yeah, but I just think that
maybe we got our hands full
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with one holiday.
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- Don't forget
about Thanksgiving, man.
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You know, the one with
the pilgrims and the turkey?
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- Yeah, no, I know
what Thanksgiving is,
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but...all right, sure.
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Yes, we'll all have
Thanksgiving dinner too.
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Okay?
- That's cool.
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- Wow, this party
is gonna be great
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once it all comes together,
eventually.
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- Are you kidding me, Glenn?
Cooking Thanksgiving dinner?
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- Well--
- That's too much work!
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- Yeah, but not after the tough
year that they've all had.
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I mean, look at poor Nia.
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She's never gotten to celebrate
any of the holidays with us.
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- It's okay.
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I do those
with family and friends.
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- Well, you're gonna forget
all about them
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once you've partied with us
at work.
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All-iday!
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- Hey, are the floor cleaners
almost ready?
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We're just pushing that g--
[sniffs]
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Whoa, it reeks of chemicals
in here.
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We should air this out.
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- Oh, yeah.
Good idea.
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[sighs in relief]
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That fresh air feels nice
on my face and eyebrows.
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- Dina, are you okay?
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- [sniffs]
Hmm?
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Oh, I just feel
a little lightheaded.
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I should probably sit down.
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- You're already sitting.
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- What?
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- Oh.
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I think maybe you got
a little high from the fumes.
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- Wait, could you repeat that,
but slower?
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I think I might be a little...
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oh, no.
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- Drive safe.
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- Oh, there they are.
Red Prius.
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Okay, watch, I'm gonna get rid
of these other cars
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so they don't have
to wait in line.
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VIP treatment.
- Cool.
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I'm gonna go...hide.
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I mean, not hide, but...
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yeah, I'm gonna go hide.
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- Okay.
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Sorry, your order's not ready.
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- Uh, don't you need
my order number?
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- Nope! Don't need it.
It's not ready. Take a lap.
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Come on. Take a lap.
Keep going.
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Come on.
Keep going.
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Take a lap.
Thank you. Thank you.
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All right.
Time to shine.
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[car honking]
Keep going.
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Take--
[car honks]
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Excuse me, I said take
a [bleep] lap, okay?
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- Mateo!
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We just honked to say hi.
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- Connie. Ron.
[chuckles nervously]
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Oh, my God, guys.
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Hi...
[exhales shakily]
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- So you didn't give them
their order?
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- Well, I couldn't let them
drive away thinking
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I'm some sort of yelling,
foul-mouthed dockworker!
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- I'm so sorry.
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I guess they got a new car.
Doesn't matter.
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Look, it was an accident, okay?
I'm sure they'll forgive you.
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- Like they forgave you
for taking a dump
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all over Emma's quinceañera?
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- I mean, I wouldn't say...
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I mean, that...
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they were really different
after that.
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- Just help me
make it up to them.
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Like, what's some stuff
they would like?
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- Um, okay.
Let's see.
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I know Connie collects those
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little porcelain
child figurines.
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- Something in the store I can
put in their order, please!
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- Right, yes.
Oh, they both love the--
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those fancy kettle chips.
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You know, the sea salt
and cracked pepper?
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- Okay. It's worth a try.
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I mean, I've gotta
do something.
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Eric is the best, and I do not
want to mess things up.
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- Yeah! Eric is the best.
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He's so, like, comfortable
in his own skin
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and, like, cool
without even trying.
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- Okay, calm down,
because he's taken.
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- ♪ Like you want me to
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♪ And I'll hold you tight
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♪ Baby,
all through the night ♪
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- So it turns out that pumpkins
are definitely not in season,
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so I thought maybe
we could carve these
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into jack-o'-lanterns.
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- I don't think
you can carve oranges,
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but I just put a hand turkey
on a menorah,
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so I guess
anything's on the table.
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- Hey, guys!
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We just wanted to take
a sneak peek, if that's okay.
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- Yeah.
- I don't know
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what you guys were planning,
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but for St. Patrick's Day,
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my aunt makes this
amazing Irish soda bread.
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- Kind of thought
this covered it.
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- Oh. Okay.
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It's just, I was missing
that soda bread this year.
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That, and my aunt's hot son.
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Aye-oh!
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- Well, I've never actually
made soda bread before,
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but I could take a shot at it.
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- Since you guys are
taking suggestions--
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- We're not--
- My girlfriend and I
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were gonna paint mugs for
each other for Valentine's Day.
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I was gonna do a raptor
on hers.
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It would've been sick.
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- Okay, so you're saying
that you want us to set up
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a mug painting station?
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- No, no. Garrett, it's okay.
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I just need a pen
and a piece of paper
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to write all these
great ideas down.
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- Yeah, they're great.
Hey, uh, Glenn?
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You don't need
to kill yourself.
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- Yeah, but come on.
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You see how badly
they need this.
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- [sighs]
- Okay!
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So who's got requests?
Let me hear it.
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- My mom makes this menudo
for Nochebuena.
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[sighs]
Next level.
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- I don't know.
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I don't think you should
eat anything back here.
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It smells like garbage
and raccoon pee.
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- It's not pee.
It's placenta.
252
00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:36,952
They keep nesting in here.
253
00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:39,614
I just need to find these
salt and vinegar cookies.
254
00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:41,999
I know we stuck some back here
after they were recalled.
255
00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:43,913
[phone buzzes]
256
00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,388
[gasps]
It's Brian.
257
00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,607
I can't talk to him like this.
- Why not?
258
00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:50,007
Bo and I always help each other
if we're high.
259
00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:52,621
I mean, this one time,
I got scared of hair,
260
00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:54,142
so he shaved all the dogs
for us.
261
00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,315
It was really sweet.
262
00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,490
- No, I just don't want Brian
to know.
263
00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,097
I don't want anyone to know.
It's embarrassing.
264
00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:01,578
Look at me!
I just invaded
265
00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:02,798
a raccoon's nest
looking for cookies
266
00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:05,106
that will definitely
make me sick.
267
00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:07,373
Oh! Thank God!
Here they are.
268
00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:09,326
- And we saw
your special request,
269
00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:11,384
and warmed up
that cottage cheese for you.
270
00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:13,290
So good luck.
271
00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:19,245
[clears throat]
- Hey, Jonah!
272
00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:20,517
You're not gonna say hi?
273
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,260
[stammers]
Ron! Hey, Connie.
274
00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:25,612
What are you--
275
00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,572
I didn't even recognize
you guys with the masks.
276
00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,050
Hi!
277
00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,440
- Could you tell us
what's going on with our order?
278
00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:34,013
- Oh, yeah.
I'm sure it'll be out soon.
279
00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:37,531
Mateo's doing everything he can
to make it perfect for you.
280
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,447
- Well, I told
my online poker room "BRB,"
281
00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:42,632
so he's kind of making me
look like a liar.
282
00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,849
- Yeah...
283
00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:48,678
look, Mateo just kind of wants
to get off on the right foot
284
00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:49,978
with you guys,
you know what I mean?
285
00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:51,424
Between us,
286
00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,200
he's not even supposed
to be working curbside.
287
00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:54,644
He just saw this
as an opportunity
288
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,811
to, you know,
win your approval,
289
00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:59,947
you know, for his future
with Eric.
290
00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:02,430
- Our approval?
- Like, our blessing?
291
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,651
- Yeah, I mean, you know,
292
00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,080
whatever you want to call it,
so...
293
00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,646
- Our baby's getting married!
- Oh! Oh, no!
294
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,393
No, no, no. That's not what I--
- It's okay.
295
00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:10,263
We won't tell Mateo
you told us.
296
00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:12,085
Connie's really good
at acting surprised.
297
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,223
- Oh, yeah.
- Cool.
298
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:14,924
Just to be clear, though--
299
00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:17,442
- Hey, guys!
So sorry for the delay.
300
00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:18,836
I threw in a couple
of extra kettle chips
301
00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:19,789
to make it up to you.
302
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:21,096
- Ay, Dios mío.
303
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:23,272
[gasps]
I'm so surprised.
304
00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:25,798
[giggles]
- Our son is lucky to have you.
305
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:28,762
- Wow, you really love
kettle chips.
306
00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:31,412
- Mateo, by the way,
if you want to talk to us,
307
00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:32,756
maybe we can go inside.
308
00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:35,026
Somewhere a little
more comfortable?
309
00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,419
- Sure! Absolutely!
310
00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:37,901
- Uh, right now?
311
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:40,681
What about your poker game,
Ron?
312
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,947
- Hey, some things
are more important.
313
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,910
- Ah.
- Come on.
314
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,388
- Jonah.
315
00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:48,689
Park the car.
- Oh.
316
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:51,555
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Happy to help.
317
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:56,184
- It's so nice to be able
to sit down in person.
318
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,480
I bet you thought
I was just shoulders
319
00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:58,606
with a head.
[both laugh]
320
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,138
- We did!
That's funny, huh?
321
00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:02,441
- So funny.
[all laugh]
322
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:05,397
- Hey, uh, Mateo, can I talk
to you for a minute?
323
00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:08,407
Uh, there's
a curbside emergency.
324
00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,710
- Uh-huh. Sure.
325
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,367
Oh, look.
I even got legs.
326
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:16,150
[both laugh]
327
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,547
- Uh, so Ron and Connie are
328
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:21,200
kind of expecting you
to ask their blessing
329
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,155
to...marry Eric.
330
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:24,904
- What? Why?
331
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:27,025
Do kettle chips mean something
in Honduran culture
332
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,597
that I'm not aware of?
333
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,654
- I told them that you wanted
to make a good impression,
334
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,210
and they made some leaps.
335
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:34,477
- To marriage?
336
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,739
Eric and I aren't even
talking about that!
337
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,133
- Look, just say
that you're not ready.
338
00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:39,735
You know, that's reasonable.
339
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,346
You can even say
that it's my fault.
340
00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:43,746
- It was your fault,
but now they like me,
341
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,970
and I'm not gonna
screw that up.
342
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,359
You have to come back with me.
343
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:49,402
- Oh, no. I can't.
- Please, Jonah.
344
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,747
They're not gonna expect me
to ask if you're there.
345
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:52,888
- Mateo, I'm not--
346
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,059
- So I can be
the blameless angel,
347
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,894
and you can just be...
the weirdo
348
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,592
who likes to hang out
with his ex's parents.
349
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,069
- I feel like there has to be
a better way.
350
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:02,769
- Connie, Ron!
Jonah's gonna join us.
351
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,589
[whispers loudly]
He misses you guys.
352
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:07,986
[microwave beeps]
353
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:11,081
- Ow! Hot, hot!
Hot, hot, hot! Ow!
354
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,301
Okay, so now, all I gotta do is
355
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,741
pick out the mushrooms
from the cream of mushroom,
356
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,428
the way that
Don's gam-gam does it,
357
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:20,695
and I think we'll pretty much
be all done!
358
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,440
- What the hell is that?
359
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,961
- Oh! That's Garfield.
360
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,226
I made him 'cause Sandra
was really missing seeing him
361
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:30,269
in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
362
00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:33,234
- Oh, well, now she'll see him
every time she closes her eyes.
363
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:34,804
Oh!
- Come on, Garrett.
364
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,281
It's just Garfield.
365
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,800
- No, no, no, no.
Glenn, turn around.
366
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,454
But slowly.
367
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,927
- No!
368
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,627
Come on, guys.
That food's for us!
369
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,895
[raccoons chittering]
No, I mean it! Seriously!
370
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:48,329
Guys. Guys.
371
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,586
Guys!
372
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,205
- Oh, God.
Hey, real quick.
373
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,560
How do you talk
to people again?
374
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,599
- Oh, just act normal.
No one's even gonna know.
375
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:59,206
- Right. Normal.
- Dina.
376
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:01,076
Can you help us with this?
377
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,958
We can't figure out
how to use it.
378
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,129
- It's okay.
379
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:08,052
- Okay, first of all,
I would like
380
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,661
to thank you for starting
a conversation with me.
381
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:14,322
Um, you asked me a question,
which means now...
382
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:18,408
it's my turn to answer it,
so...
383
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,059
you just grip it firmly,
384
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:23,373
almost as though the scrubber
is an extension of your arms.
385
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:27,461
Kind of like you got two long,
industrial cleaning arms.
386
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:29,332
[chuckles]
387
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:30,983
Not that I think
that those are my actual arms.
388
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,157
I know I have normal arms.
389
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:34,552
Just a couple of flesh tubes,
390
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:35,766
filled with blood.
391
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,025
- Yo, are you high right now?
392
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,857
- What did you just say to me?
393
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,775
- Uh, so you guys know
the arm thing now,
394
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,341
and you can take it from here.
395
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:44,477
- We gotta go.
396
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:45,829
I think I'm starting
to hallucinate.
397
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,778
- No, it's...
398
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,217
Dina.
399
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:52,013
- And yet he ended up getting
the answer right anyway,
400
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,438
and wins the game.
401
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,534
- Okay, thank you for
walking us through the plot
402
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,843
of "Slumdog Millionaire,"
a movie that we said
403
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:58,880
we've all seen.
404
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,575
- Uh-huh, yeah. No problem.
405
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:03,712
- Jonah, don't let us keep you
if you have to go back to work.
406
00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:07,885
I am sure Mateo would love
some alone time with us anyway.
407
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,764
- [chuckles nervously]
Yeah, Jonah.
408
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,715
Kind of awkward
you're just sticking around.
409
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:14,853
- Well, uh, I am on the clock.
410
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,677
- [whimpers]
- But, no. No!
411
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,855
I am not going anywhere. No.
412
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,561
We've got some catching up
to do.
413
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:22,858
- So is that recipe
you sent me a joke,
414
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:25,035
or would I be making
the vegan bacon for my enemies?
415
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:27,341
- Hey, it's...you!
416
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:30,258
- [laughs]
Hi. I'm Hannah.
417
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:31,654
- Hannah!
418
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,866
These are my friends,
Ron and Connie.
419
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:36,216
- He used to date our daughter.
- Till he dumped her.
420
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,226
- Oh.
- Ah, that's not true.
421
00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:39,658
I didn't even want to break up.
422
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,054
I mean, I'm glad I did,
423
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,137
because it made me
a better person.
424
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:46,096
Not that Amy made me
a bad person!
425
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,536
Uh, anyway,
426
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:49,892
Carol's here somewhere,
so you should go...
427
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,592
to--to her.
428
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,370
- Cool.
429
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:57,025
[sighs]
430
00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:59,030
- Jonah, don't be rude.
431
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:02,082
Tell us all
the vegan bacon recipe!
432
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,948
- Yes! Uh...
433
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,510
- Okay, enough.
434
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,986
Jonah's not picking up
on social cues, as usual,
435
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,427
so I'll just ask the question:
436
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:13,963
Mateo, do you want our blessing
to marry our son?
437
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,350
- Mm-hmm. Yep.
438
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,223
That I do.
- [gasps]
439
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,695
Oh, I'm so surprised!
440
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:24,136
- Okay, I think
we can make this work.
441
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,884
You know, we'll just
pick the fur out,
442
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,575
and, you know--and then
sort of smush it back together,
443
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,233
and then let
the good times roll.
444
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,367
- Come on, Glenn. It's fine.
445
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:32,928
We'll just tell people
the party's off.
446
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,315
- No!
People deserve a good time.
447
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:36,588
Come on.
We can fix this.
448
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,461
Garrett, why aren't you
picking and smushing?
449
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,592
- 'Cause I'm not
gonna do that, dude!
450
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,155
Just get over it.
451
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,072
There's nothing you can do
to make people happy.
452
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:45,067
That's just the way it is.
453
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,158
The pandemic happened,
454
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,816
and everybody had
a [bleep] year.
455
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,299
- You don't think I know that?
456
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,689
Look, I gotta try
to give them something!
457
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,343
I mean, people have been
working nonstop
458
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:57,738
for so long,
risking their health, you know,
459
00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:00,392
and then we didn't even
get Christmas.
460
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:01,917
You know,
we had to stay at home
461
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,011
eating baloney sandwiches
462
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,179
and watching church
on Facebook Live!
463
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:08,835
I...people have missed out
on so much.
464
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,320
And I just wanna
give them, like,
465
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,670
one little ray of sunshine,
but I guess not!
466
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:16,321
Not in this...
piece of crap year!
467
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:17,756
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
468
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,632
- Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm eating raccoon fur.
469
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,545
And I don't care!
470
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:29,293
- So that's all I need
from you.
471
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:30,946
I'll give you a call
if there's any updates.
472
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,120
- Great. And did you get my
text about which employees here
473
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,516
I think are circumcised?
474
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,298
- I did. Yes.
475
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,823
I'm sorry.
How do you think that helps?
476
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,647
- You're the lawyer.
477
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,566
- Hey.
478
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,051
So, um,
479
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,051
look, I'm sorry about before.
480
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,663
I didn't mean to blow you off
or anything.
481
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:50,363
It was just, like,
a little awkward--
482
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,660
- Oh, no. That's fine.
483
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,056
I think it's totally cool
that you're friends
484
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,669
with your
ex-girlfriend's parents.
485
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,059
- But I'm really not.
486
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,762
- Oh, good.
Because that was weird.
487
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,279
It was, like,
a massive red flag.
488
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,112
[both laugh]
489
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,070
- Uh, look,
490
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:06,899
this might violate
some professional ethics
491
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,588
or something,
and I know you just came
492
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,066
to get Carol's signature--
493
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:13,336
- Well, I usually have
my clients e-sign.
494
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,600
- Oh.
Uh, okay.
495
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:19,523
Well then, would you maybe want
to get dinner this weekend?
496
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,260
- Yeah, I would.
- All right.
497
00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:24,522
- Now, my dad
only eats Italian,
498
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:27,255
and my mom is gonna want it
early, like 5:00-ish.
499
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,267
- Oh, okay. Yeah. No.
I figured. I figured as much.
500
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,789
I mean, it wouldn't be a date
without, um...
501
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,103
I wanna say Barb and Mitch?
502
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,010
- Sure, let's say
Barb and Mitch.
503
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,615
- Great. Yeah, no.
I think the four of us are
504
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:38,795
gonna have a great time
together.
505
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,800
- [laughs]
Okay.
506
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:43,982
[overlapping chatter]
507
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:46,109
[overlapping chatter fades]
508
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,462
- So where do we
paint the mugs?
509
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,982
- You don't.
510
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,805
- What about
the Irish soda bread?
511
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,993
- The raccoons ate it.
- [sighs]
512
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,419
[overlapping chatter]
513
00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:59,686
- All right. Look.
Okay, guys, you know what?
514
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:00,950
Sure, this party looks like
515
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,432
"A Charlie Brown
Hoarders Special,"
516
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,912
but for once, you guys have
to do the people-pleasing
517
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:07,263
because Glenn has been
doing it all day, all year.
518
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,613
You know what?
He's been doing it
519
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:10,092
since he started working here.
520
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,132
So here's what's gonna happen:
you guys are gonna enjoy
521
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,568
this weird-ass little party
'cause that's what Glenn wants.
522
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,825
Got it?
523
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,658
I'll put vodka in the punch.
524
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:19,966
- Now that's what
I'm talking about.
525
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:23,281
[murmurs of agreement]
526
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:26,279
- Hey, fiancé.
527
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,932
- Oh, God.
What parts did you hear?
528
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,497
- Not much, since my mom was
crying a lot,
529
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:34,935
but I was able to catch
that we're getting married?
530
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:37,423
- Okay, I swear this is
all Jonah's fault--
531
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:38,774
- It's fine.
532
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:42,083
I'm sure Parker will get
a new tooth soon
533
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,561
and they'll forget that
we promised them a big wedding.
534
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:47,301
- [sighs in relief]
Yeah.
535
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,133
Although...
536
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:52,441
- That's a pretty big
"although" to leave hanging.
537
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,869
- [sighs]
I don't know.
538
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,476
I've been trying not
to think about my future
539
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,876
just 'cause it's so up
in the air with my status,
540
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,180
and, you know,
everything being hell,
541
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,357
but...
542
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:06,323
I'm just sick of putting
everything on hold.
543
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,762
So...yeah.
544
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:11,849
I want to marry you someday.
545
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:14,199
I mean, not that I even know
if that's something you want--
546
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,680
- But it is.
547
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,810
- Really?
548
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,463
- We should start
talking about it.
549
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,807
- [sighs in relief]
550
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,897
- I just would've preferred
we talk about it
551
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,596
before my mom started
sending me photos
552
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,123
of matching white tuxes.
553
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,947
- [laughs]
Oh.
554
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:32,954
[uplifting music]
555
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,557
♪
556
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,648
We would never do matching
white tuxes, by the way.
557
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,087
- Never!
558
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,573
- I don't know, Jerusha.
559
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:42,833
I don't think I need a
pepperoni casserole right now.
560
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:44,747
I need a time machine.
561
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:47,062
- Will Glenn Sturgis please
report to the warehouse?
562
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:49,358
Glenn. Sturgis. Warehouse.
563
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,535
- Uh, I gotta go.
564
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,321
- ♪ Deck the halls
565
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,536
♪ Deck the halls
[excited chatter]
566
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:59,675
♪ Deck the halls
567
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,030
♪ See the blazing yule
568
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:04,250
♪ Before us
569
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,990
♪ Fa la la la la
570
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:10,031
- Wow! This is wonderful.
571
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:12,298
- Yeah, I gotta say, Glenn,
I was wrong.
572
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,041
People seem
to really like the party.
573
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,342
- Yeah, I know!
574
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,258
Look at the look
of childlike wonder
575
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:18,653
on Brett's face.
576
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:19,825
- ♪ Deck the halls
577
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,440
- Aw!
578
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:22,831
- Oh!
- Hey!
579
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,883
- [grunts]
[cheering]
580
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,529
- [laughs]
581
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,183
Wait, are those potatoes?
582
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,707
- Do people know
they have candy in Ireland?
583
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,321
- Shh, we're not
questioning it.
584
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:35,061
Great party, Glenn!
- Oh!
585
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:37,673
- [laughs]
Hey, friend-o!
586
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,024
How was the deep clean?
587
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:40,943
Did you guys find any
vintage COVID from April?
588
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:43,498
- Oh, uh, yeah.
Everything was great.
589
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,286
Dina was especially normal.
590
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,161
- It's okay.
It's Garrett.
591
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:49,292
I was high today.
- What?
592
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,155
Are you serious?
Well, I wanna know everything.
593
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,766
Context,
embarrassing anecdotes,
594
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:54,296
the whole nine yards.
- Okay.
595
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,860
So it all started first thing
in the morning, right?
596
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:59,167
- ♪ Mistletoeing,
and hearts will be glowing ♪
597
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:03,174
♪ When loved ones are near
598
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:06,088
- Hey, everybody!
It's snowing!
599
00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:10,094
It's an All-iday miracle!
600
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:14,838
- ♪ Oh, the most
wonderful time ♪
601
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:16,752
♪ Of the year
602
00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:18,317
[all grunting]
- Oh. Yeah.
603
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,804
It's been snowing for months.
604
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:23,243
Close the door!
Jesus, Glenn!