1 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,351 - Okay, those of you who were working 2 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:08,617 the day that Carol was electrocuted by the robot, 3 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:10,920 you're gonna be deposed by Carol's lawyer today. 4 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:13,447 - Now, Cloud 9's lawyer will also be present. 5 00:00:13,491 --> 00:00:16,151 He advises we answer every question honestly 6 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:18,450 but try and downplay their liability. 7 00:00:18,496 --> 00:00:22,666 So, feel free to get creative walking that perjury line. 8 00:00:22,718 --> 00:00:24,938 - How much is Cloud 9 gonna have to pay Carol? 9 00:00:24,981 --> 00:00:27,031 - Oh, I heard about a guy who got his butt sliced off 10 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:28,550 when a shelf fell. 11 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:29,903 Voop! 10 million. 12 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:31,422 - What? - No, no-- 13 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:32,676 [all murmuring] - Dang, that's a nice payday. 14 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:34,688 - I'm sorry--a guy got his butt sliced off, 15 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,560 and we didn't hear about it in the news? 16 00:00:36,601 --> 00:00:40,041 - Wait, so Carol could get $10 million? 17 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:41,823 - [laughing] Okay. That makes sense. 18 00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:43,427 T-the world makes sense. 19 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,478 - She'll be able to do that thing where you buy a car 20 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:47,093 and you just drive it once. 21 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:48,704 Like, when you get to where you're going, 22 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:50,274 you just toss the keys to whoever and leave. 23 00:00:50,311 --> 00:00:51,441 - No, she's the kinda person 24 00:00:51,486 --> 00:00:53,306 who'd blow it all on exotic animals, 25 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:55,527 then die broke in the bathroom of a Red Robin. 26 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:58,007 - Carol, you can probably just go start your shift now. 27 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,488 - No, I'm good. 28 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:01,537 Is this what today's gonna be like, 29 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,373 everyone talking about me? 30 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:06,151 God, I'm gonna hate this! 31 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:09,156 [upbeat music] 32 00:01:09,199 --> 00:01:12,459 ♪ 33 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:14,677 - You're looking at a boot? 34 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:16,856 You're not a boot guy. - [huffs] I know. 35 00:01:16,902 --> 00:01:18,432 Everyone knows that. 36 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:20,729 But I'm just seeing what's out there, because... 37 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:23,646 someone's getting their ankle monitor off today! 38 00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:26,262 - Oh, my God, Mateo, that's huge! 39 00:01:26,303 --> 00:01:29,393 - I know, right? Girl, it has sucked! 40 00:01:29,437 --> 00:01:31,397 Feeling like a criminal every time I tied my shoes... 41 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:33,479 - Ooh! Why not get yourself some capri pants, too, 42 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:35,138 so you can show off your ankle? 43 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:36,572 - I'd rather go back to jail. 44 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:37,658 - Excuse me. 45 00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:40,396 Can you help me find Carol Malloon? 46 00:01:40,448 --> 00:01:42,358 I'm her attorney, Hannah Connelly? 47 00:01:42,406 --> 00:01:43,926 - Well, hear this. 48 00:01:43,973 --> 00:01:46,763 Carol's gonna do everything she can to pin this on me, 49 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:49,282 but if she wants to make this ugly, 50 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:52,106 I will drag it all the way to hell! 51 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:54,898 - I think she's in floral. 52 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:56,380 On your left, just ahead towards the register. 53 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,340 - Okay. Thank you. 54 00:01:58,379 --> 00:01:59,949 Mateo, softly: Okay. 55 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:01,859 - Oh, hey, Glenn. 56 00:02:01,904 --> 00:02:04,564 You're, uh, dripping something green there, buddy. 57 00:02:04,602 --> 00:02:06,302 - Ah! This is the third stress ball 58 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:08,483 I blasted through today. 59 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:11,909 - Wow. Maybe today should be more of a Koosh day for you. 60 00:02:11,957 --> 00:02:13,387 - It's just these depositions. 61 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:15,087 You know, lawyers make me anxious. 62 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,215 - It's nothing to worry about. You know, maybe it would help 63 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:18,487 if we practiced a little bit. 64 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:20,579 - Oh, yeah, good idea. Okay. 65 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:22,578 So you be me, and I'll be the lawyer. 66 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:25,190 - Uh, maybe you should be you. 67 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:27,152 - 'Cause I'll be me in the deposition. 68 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:29,240 Okay. Good catch. 69 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:32,281 - Hey, Dina, did ya see? Lazer Maze finally reopened. 70 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:33,456 - Yeah! Took 'em long enough. 71 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,241 What, one black light falls on a kid, 72 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:37,065 and you have to close for a year? 73 00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:38,593 - Well, COVID... 74 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:41,116 - Oh, right. Well, listen. We should go later tonight. 75 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,251 - Yeah. And there's that Mediterranean place next door. 76 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:44,473 We could fuel up first. 77 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:46,302 I mean, if that's...cool. 78 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:47,470 - Why wouldn't it be? 79 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:49,205 Because of my views on the Greeks? 80 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:50,816 - What? No. I'm just trying to be good 81 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:52,516 about the boundaries that you and Brian set up. 82 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:54,003 - Oh, no, it's not like a date. 83 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:55,783 As long as whatever we're doing ends in sex, 84 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:58,347 it's like the laser tag is just extended foreplay. 85 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:00,475 - Right. Foreplay surrounded by teenagers 86 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:02,178 and cardboard aliens. 87 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:04,305 I been turned on by worse. - Me, too. 88 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:06,098 - Okay, state your name for the record. 89 00:03:06,142 --> 00:03:07,672 - Glenn Sturgis. 90 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:10,966 Why are you writing that down? That's the right answer. 91 00:03:11,016 --> 00:03:13,316 - No, no, this is what lawyers do--they might take notes. 92 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:15,057 But you can't let that distract you. 93 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:16,757 - Oh, mind games! 94 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:18,325 Oh, okay, well, 95 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:20,332 sure, yeah--game on. 96 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:22,294 Check and mate. Ohh... 97 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:25,292 - Sure. Also, they might let a quiet moment hang 98 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:27,115 after you've answered a question. 99 00:03:27,163 --> 00:03:28,563 Silences are uncomfortable, 100 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:30,649 and so people will try to fill them 101 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:32,428 and then end up saying more. 102 00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:34,823 - Oh, okay. Got it. No problem. 103 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:40,828 Ha. What is this? 104 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:43,752 Are you doing it now? 105 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:48,924 Are you mad at me? Did you find out 106 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:50,707 that I accidentally hit your car in the parking lot? 107 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:53,232 Because it was just a scratch! 108 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:55,706 You think you're so perfect, you know? 109 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:58,887 Well, I used to have a body like that once. 110 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:02,074 [huffs] So, you know, so check out your future, 111 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:04,681 you fart face! 112 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:08,937 - Okay. So, some things to work on. 113 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,300 [knocks twice] - Hey, Mateo, it's Eugene. 114 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:16,391 This is what I look like in a mask. 115 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,130 - Yeah, I can tell it's you. Hi. 116 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:19,740 - I got a subpoena. 117 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:22,261 I guess 'cause the lawyers think I'm Glenn's assistant 118 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:23,385 and wanna depose me? 119 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:25,737 - Oh, crap. Right. 120 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:27,477 - Don't worry. I'm just gonna go in there 121 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:29,698 and explain our situation-- how, on paper, you know, 122 00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:31,177 you still work in the Vision Center 123 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:32,707 and I'm "Glenn's assistant." 124 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,580 - What? No. Eugene, you can't. 125 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:37,892 Our arrangement isn't exactly...above board. 126 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:41,019 Just...pretend you're Glenn's assistant. 127 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:43,723 - But if I lie under oath, they'll send me to jail. 128 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:46,111 - If you tell them the truth, it's gonna ruin my whole life. 129 00:04:46,155 --> 00:04:47,765 Please? 130 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,769 I'm supposed to get my ankle monitor off today. 131 00:04:49,811 --> 00:04:51,641 I might even be a boot guy now. 132 00:04:51,682 --> 00:04:54,162 - You're not a boot guy. - People change! 133 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,766 Whatever. You can't go in there. 134 00:04:55,817 --> 00:04:58,117 - Well, I kinda have to 'cause of the subpoena, 135 00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:02,947 but I'll them that you really don't wanna be in trouble. 136 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:04,348 - Hey. 137 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:06,261 You gotta do what you believe is right. 138 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,046 - Right. - Why don't you stay here, 139 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:09,870 and I'll go see if they're ready for you. 140 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:11,308 - Okay. 141 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:21,536 Eugene? Did you lock me out? 142 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:23,982 - No! I didn't even touch the door! 143 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:26,459 - Oh, no! 144 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,590 The door must be stuck! 145 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:31,805 - Hey, Dina, Brett wants to go home 146 00:05:31,853 --> 00:05:34,123 because of his sciatica? Is that a real thing, 147 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:36,119 or is it like when Isaac needed Friday off 148 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:37,991 for an appointment with his Mandalorian? 149 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:39,383 - Hang on. What do you think's going on 150 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:41,116 between Garrett and that woman? 151 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:43,466 - Uh ...don't know. Looks like he's helping 152 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:45,427 some girl with a dead tree. 153 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:46,815 - Yeah, but it seemed like she was laughing. 154 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:48,258 If anything, he should be laughing at her 155 00:05:48,304 --> 00:05:49,394 for that ridiculous return. 156 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:51,656 - Oh, my God. Are you jealous? 157 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:53,879 - What? No, I'm dating Brian. 158 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,178 - I don't know. You and Garrett 159 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:57,014 have been hanging out a lot lately, so... 160 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:59,492 kinda feels like you guys "like" like each other. 161 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,753 - No, we don't "like" like each other 162 00:06:01,796 --> 00:06:03,666 because we're not 12-year-olds at archery camp. 163 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:05,541 We are adults in a complex relationship 164 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,282 where I am the hinge between a romantic primary 165 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:08,763 and a sexual secondary. 166 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,763 - I've never been a hinge before. 167 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,715 Well, one time, the exterminator walked in on us 168 00:06:12,763 --> 00:06:15,513 and, like, kinda lingered, but I guess that doesn't count. 169 00:06:15,549 --> 00:06:17,159 - No. That's just exterminators. 170 00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:18,422 Jesus! What is this-- 171 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:20,855 Ladies' Night at Customer Service? 172 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:22,432 - On the day of the incident, 173 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:24,039 Glenn Sturgis was floor supervisor. 174 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:25,729 - Yes, he was. 175 00:06:25,776 --> 00:06:27,256 - To the best of your knowledge, 176 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:29,779 did Mr. Sturgis make any modifications to the robot? 177 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:31,704 - Uh, no, Glenn would never do anything like that. 178 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:33,999 Glenn's a bit of a technophobe, you know? 179 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:36,655 He keeps his radio dialed to the Christmas station 180 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,490 all year round 'cause he's worried 181 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:40,228 he's not gonna be able to find his way back. 182 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,619 - So it's your understanding 183 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:43,582 that he generally avoided the robot. 184 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,540 - Oh, absolutely. 185 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:47,019 - So that would include performing 186 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:50,238 the required maintenance and software updates. 187 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:52,189 - Uh ...m sorry? 188 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:55,067 - That's the responsibility of a floor supervisor. 189 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:58,458 - Oh, uh...huh. 190 00:06:58,505 --> 00:07:01,545 I...[funny voice] I did not know that. 191 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:04,465 - A skipped or improperly performed update 192 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:06,431 could have resulted in the electrocution 193 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:08,989 of my client, so... 194 00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:10,727 - Yeah, well, I-I mean, I'm sure Glenn 195 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:12,428 tried to do the updates. 196 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:16,997 [shaky inhale] 197 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:19,475 Thi--this is not like to--to, you know, 198 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:21,746 fill the silence... or whatever. 199 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:24,009 But just to say it, shouldn't there have been 200 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:26,272 like a technician or something involved? 201 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:29,095 I mean, I feel like it's unfair to expect somebody like Glenn-- 202 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:31,324 - "Somebody like Glenn." 203 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:33,283 Is there a competence issue? 204 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:34,502 - No! No, no! 205 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,801 Glenn is--can be... 206 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:39,847 uh, competent, uh, in--in a lot of ways. 207 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:41,904 Could--do you wanna-- do you wanna jump in here? 208 00:07:41,939 --> 00:07:45,069 - This lawsuit is against the Cloud 9 corporation. 209 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:47,506 But it sounds like you're saying 210 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,644 that Mr. Sturgis, as an individual, 211 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:51,856 is responsible for the injury. 212 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:53,166 - It's not your turn to ask questions. 213 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:55,481 - Thank you. - But I like that question. 214 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:57,908 So I'll ask it. - I--objection. 215 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,220 O-overruled. Yeah. Yeah. 216 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:07,230 - You know what? I can take care of this for you. 217 00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:08,359 Why don't you just pick out 218 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,790 a different size? - Trying to get her into 219 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:11,267 something more form-fitting? Man, Customer Service 220 00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:12,876 is just your own sick little candy store, isn't it? 221 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:15,057 - Uh...and bereavement cards are on aisle three. 222 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:17,673 I'm sorry about your sister. 223 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:20,464 What was that? Did you really think I was flirting with her? 224 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,680 - Well, it looked like there was less blood in your face. 225 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:24,549 It had to go somewhere. - I was being pleasant. 226 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,511 And even if I was flirting with her, who cares? 227 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,199 We're not dating, so I can flirt with 228 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:29,596 or date whoever I want. 229 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:31,379 - No, totally. I mean, if that's... 230 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:33,123 what you want, then knock yourself out. 231 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:34,564 Date a hundred women. 232 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:36,731 - And you wouldn't have a problem with that, right? 233 00:08:36,777 --> 00:08:38,427 - No! No, I'd be fine. 234 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:40,174 You'd be the person with the problem, 235 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:42,295 because you're so bad with names. 236 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:43,997 Regardless, I'm fine, you're fine. 237 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:45,865 That lady can throw it around as much as she wants. 238 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,046 We're all fine! 239 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:48,751 [loudly] Anyway... 240 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,531 - Hey! I got you a little congratulations gift 241 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,186 for getting your ankle monitor off-- 242 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:56,710 some fun socks! 243 00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:59,153 - Okay, great. Just drop 'em on the ground and walk away. 244 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:01,720 Thanks so much. - Aw, man, fun socks? 245 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,148 Takes me a pic! 246 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:05,554 - Why is Eugene in your office? 247 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,238 - [loudly] Eugene got stuck! 248 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:08,715 Apparently, my door got jammed. 249 00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:10,845 [softly] He was gonna blab to the lawyers 250 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:12,068 about our work arrangement. 251 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:13,416 - So you kidnapped him? 252 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,155 - No! You can't be kidnapped 253 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,726 if you don't know you're being kidnapped. 254 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,043 - Oh. Okay. 255 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,819 So what's your plan? 256 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,263 - I don't have one yet! 257 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:22,429 While you were out there buying socks, 258 00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:24,914 I was busy dealing with this! 259 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:27,255 Love the socks, by the way. So thoughtful. 260 00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:29,915 - Uh, hey, uh, quick heads up. 261 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,400 It's--it's looking like they're targeting Glenn 262 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:34,441 to take the fall for Carol's lawsuit. 263 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:35,876 - Ugh. - Yeah! 264 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,233 The lawyer, she's just like-- 265 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:38,932 like anything you say, she's just gonna twist 266 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,749 to make it sound like Glenn's incompetent. 267 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:42,707 - What did you say that she twisted? 268 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:45,926 - Oh, me? Uh, well, f-for me, it was, uh, 269 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:49,066 I might've--I said something along the lines of Glenn... 270 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:50,630 uh, being incompetent. 271 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,457 - Mm. Don't see how that got twisted. 272 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:53,724 - Jonah, why would you say that? 273 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,417 Glenn can't afford to get sued. 274 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,074 He has a two-year-old, 275 00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:59,288 and his health is, like, so bad. 276 00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:00,687 - Yeah. Yeah, got it. Yeah, no. 277 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,430 Stomach cramps on full blast already. 278 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,601 Oh, hey, there's Carol, everybody. 279 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,127 - Hey, Carol, can you talk to your lawyer? 280 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,740 Jonah screwed up royally, 281 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,261 and now she's going after Glenn. 282 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:10,914 - Oh, no, I hate to hear that. 283 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:13,478 But gotta let the lawyers do their job, right? 284 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:16,005 Now, what should I name my boat? 285 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,660 I'm leaning toward "Wet Ride," 286 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,364 but I'm open to other ideas. 287 00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,661 - Look, all you guys have to do is go in there 288 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,058 and make Glenn sound like he's, you know, 289 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:26,541 good at his job... which, he is! 290 00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:30,934 - And when the system went down, 291 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:33,328 Glenn put in everybody's hours for the previous week 292 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:34,721 from memory. 293 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,244 - Hmm. - And why did the system 294 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,507 go down? - Because somebody 295 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:38,809 spilled juice on the clock-in machine. 296 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:41,505 - Oh, was there a... child in the back area? 297 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:44,693 - No. It was an adult that was running away with juice 298 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,171 'cause they weren't supposed to be drinking it. 299 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:49,080 - And this adult was... 300 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:51,346 - Bad at running with juice. 301 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:52,869 - Would you say that Glenn Sturgis 302 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,313 is a competent manager? 303 00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:55,699 - Is this off the record, or... 304 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,872 - This is all under oath. - Under--great. 305 00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,528 Oh, boy. Okay... 306 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:01,881 Glenn is... what is Glenn? 307 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,532 Glenn i--you know, ha! 308 00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:05,615 He is--it's--the thing... 309 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,535 the thing is, about him... 310 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,840 - Glenn and I, we're top dogs in this doghouse. 311 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,447 Why? Competence. 312 00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:15,107 Jonah's...the most competent. 313 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,682 Then Dina, obviously. 314 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:19,029 Preeti is probably up there too. 315 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:20,289 Uh... 316 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,771 Oh, Mateo. Jeez. Okay. 317 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:26,082 - Glenn can... handle phone calls, 318 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,560 uh, keep things in binders... 319 00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:32,741 Oh! He wears clothes. Uh... 320 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,559 honestly, when you add it up, he can do, like, 321 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,386 probably hundreds of things. 322 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:39,184 [percussive music] 323 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,870 ♪ 324 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,567 - Uh, I said ...rrett yet? Did I mention Garrett? 325 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:47,225 So there's gonna be Jonah, Dina, Garrett, 326 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:51,191 Preeti, me-- depending on the week... 327 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:53,582 - Glenn Sturgis is-- 328 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:57,455 [sustained throat sound] Mm... 329 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,109 Could you repeat the question? 330 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:00,763 - He has a weird voice. 331 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,847 Like...[hoarsely, shrilly] "Okay, everybody..." 332 00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:06,327 - So, Eugene, you're Glenn's assistant. 333 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,767 - Eugene O'Malley is Glenn's assistant, yes. 334 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:11,555 - Oh, well, you can just say "I." 335 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,430 - Eugene O'Malley just thinks a little differently. 336 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:15,782 - Have you met Alan? 337 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,562 Oh, my God, I forgot about Alan! 338 00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:20,036 Okay, do you have a whiteboard? 339 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:23,047 - This isn't working. Carol's lawyer is relentless. 340 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,400 W-we can't let them pin it all on Glenn. 341 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,700 - Pin what on me? 342 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,102 Not something, I hope. 343 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:33,321 [quiet music] 344 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:36,020 . 345 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,969 - Why is this happening to me? 346 00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,498 Why do people think that I'm at fault 347 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,981 for Carol's electrocution? - Uh, well, so, uh, 348 00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:45,242 when I was trying to defend you, 349 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:48,196 uh, we were talking about the robot malfunction, 350 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:51,115 and I may have suggested that you were... 351 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:54,691 a little less than 100% competent. 352 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,430 - You said that? 353 00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:57,431 - [softly] Yeah... 354 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:58,872 - You don't think I'm competent? 355 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,388 - No, Glenn, that's-- 356 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:01,911 it came out wrong-- - No, no. 357 00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:05,515 I'm--I'm happy to find out what you really think of me. 358 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:08,047 But I may have to take your picture out of my wallet. 359 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,831 - Glenn, come on. What picture is this again? 360 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,837 - One, two... 361 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:15,319 [thud] Ooh! 362 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:18,929 - Oh, no! I can't believe that didn't work. 363 00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,672 - Looks like I'm really stuck, you guys. 364 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:24,242 I think I may have to reschedule my deposition. 365 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:28,015 - Oh, hey, I just spoke with Carol's lawyer, 366 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:30,288 and she said Eugene could do his deposition 367 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,201 through the door, if you wanted. 368 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,856 - What? - She gave me the questions 369 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,210 to ask and everything. 370 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,469 He could do his deposition now with us 371 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:38,692 and be done with it. 372 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:41,560 - Well, i-it's a little unorthodox, 373 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:44,003 but I'll allow it. 374 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:47,480 - Uh, so, the first question is... 375 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,476 Where were you born? - Where was I born? 376 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,046 - Yeah, I know. 377 00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,843 It seems like it has nothing to do with Carol's lawsuit. 378 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,268 But that's the first question. 379 00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:01,705 - Well, it's a pretty crazy story, uh... 380 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:05,893 I was born in a hospital in Jefferson City, Missouri. 381 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:09,722 White mom, white dad. 382 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,891 - Hey, Dina, a lot of people have questions 383 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,028 about this email you sent. - Really? 384 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,810 - "Due to recent complaints, 385 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:19,025 "employees at Customer Service are hereby off-limits 386 00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,075 in regards to flirting and/or dating." 387 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,511 - Which concept are ya fuzzy on? 388 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,207 - Our question is why did you send it? 389 00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:25,654 - Yeah. And did Garrett 390 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,340 like specifically say something about me? 391 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,518 'Cause we've been vibing for a while. 392 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:32,094 - No. This is just... standard procedure. 393 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,352 From corporate. About dating in the workplace. 394 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,525 I think they just wanna stay a step ahead since it's spring 395 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,571 and, you know, everybody's getting horned up. 396 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:41,486 - Hmm. Damn. I really thought we were vibing. 397 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,705 - Dina, this email's wack. 398 00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:47,283 Come on, just admit it. You're jealous. 399 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,761 I mean, it makes sense. 400 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,890 Garrett's like a really nice guy and funny and cute. 401 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,544 - Well, he's off-limits, Cheyenne. 402 00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,158 I just sent the email. - Okay. 403 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,768 - Sorry. It's just I-- I guess I have been 404 00:14:57,809 --> 00:15:00,029 spending more time with Garrett and, I don't know, I... 405 00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,943 I liked it, I... 406 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,118 I like him. 407 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,954 - Aw. Well, that's great. 408 00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,082 Oh, but, yeah, probably confusing. 409 00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,874 - Yeah. 'Cause there's still Brian, 410 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,609 who I also like, so... 411 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:14,259 - Mmm. In tenth grade, I was caught between Bo 412 00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:16,834 and this guy Darius that he used to freestyle rap with. 413 00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:19,352 - What did you do? - I told Bo how I felt, 414 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:22,006 and then...[laughs] he took a poo in the backseat 415 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:25,621 of Darius's mom's station wagon. 416 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,543 - Cheyenne, I had such high hopes, 417 00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:30,538 and have truly no idea what to take from that story. 418 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,281 - I 'm just saying that you should tell Garrett 419 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,932 how you feel because maybe he feels the same way. 420 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,367 And if he's not willing 421 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,593 to take a crap in the backseat of Brian's car, 422 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:41,983 then--pfft-- there's no decision to make. 423 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,158 - And April was kinda fun 424 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,254 because the ducklings were having a tea party, 425 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,343 and, you know, just imagining them 426 00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,382 trying to drink that tea with their beaks... 427 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,387 there's no way they got all of it. 428 00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,167 - Excuse me. You can't be in here. 429 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,346 - Yeah. I am not leaving 430 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,352 until you hear me out. 431 00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:01,704 - This is totally inappropriate. 432 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,833 - What's inappropriate, Hannah, 433 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,695 is you all trying to squeeze out a big payday 434 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,178 from this good, kind man. 435 00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,448 - Jonah-- - No, Glenn, I got this. 436 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,060 Look at your ducklings. 437 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,360 Sir, could you point to the motherboard 438 00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:15,497 on this robot for me? 439 00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,669 - No, I can't. - No, you can't. 440 00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:20,845 Hannah, can you update the sim card on the robot? 441 00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,292 - No. - No?! 442 00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:23,899 Huh! That's interesting. 443 00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:26,509 Because you all have had the exact same amount of training 444 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,340 that Cloud 9 gives its floor supervisors-- 445 00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:29,988 - Jonah, I did it. 446 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,212 - S-sorry? 447 00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:33,041 - Well, not at first, 448 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,259 but I watched hours of online videos 449 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,298 and eventually, I figured it out. 450 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,174 That's what I was just showing them. 451 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,515 I kept records of everything-- every update, 452 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,305 every new hardware install-- 453 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,870 it's all right here in my calendar. 454 00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:48,136 I did everything that corporate asked me to do. 455 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,231 So I don't know what happened with Carol, 456 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,620 but it is not on me. 457 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:55,933 Anyway, if there are no further questions, 458 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:59,281 I have been nervously holding my pee for six hours, 459 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,242 so I really need to get to a men's room. 460 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,851 Oh, and Jonah, 461 00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:05,891 I don't think I'll be needing your help with that either. 462 00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,643 - Glenn, you-- 463 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,947 I-I'm not going to help-- 464 00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:14,899 It's--it's-- 465 00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:17,857 Good day. 466 00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:23,092 [lightly edgy music] 467 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,129 - Jonah. 468 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:29,177 - Glenn, hey, look, I-- I'm sorry. 469 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:33,182 I should never have implied that you were incompetent. 470 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:38,575 You've been doing this for a long time, and... 471 00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:41,062 and I should have respected that. 472 00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:45,063 - Wow. Silence really works. 473 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:48,147 I just said "Jonah," and you completely unloaded. 474 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,417 - No, but Glenn, I-I mean it. 475 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,979 I-I should have known that of course 476 00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:53,026 you followed all the protocols and maintenance. 477 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,472 - Mm. - I trust you. 478 00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:56,599 - Aw. 479 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,690 Prove it. 480 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,119 - What? 481 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,166 - If you trust me, then you should have no problem 482 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,211 sticking your hand inside that robot. 483 00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,521 - Uh, okay, yeah. Yeah! 484 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:10,956 I will do that, 485 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:13,612 because I trust that you made it safe. 486 00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,697 - Mm-hmm. - Carol only got hurt 487 00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,706 because she used a screwdriver, right? 488 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,918 So, uh, yeah, I will do that 489 00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,878 and--and--and let you know how it goes. 490 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,356 - Right now's good. 491 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,540 Yeah. Yeah! Great. 492 00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,204 Yeah. 493 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,072 Yeah. This feels good. This is-- 494 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,371 this feels--aah, [bleep]! - Oh! 495 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:35,637 I am so-- - Aah! 496 00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,199 - That should not have happened! 497 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,636 - [bleep]! - What is wrong with this-- 498 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:41,342 Aah! God! Fudge! 499 00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:45,338 - Hey, uh, maybe we should talk about some things. 500 00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,385 - Oh, yeah, I'll start. Why did I hear 501 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,390 from multiple people that I used to date 502 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:53,092 that you emailed them and said that we couldn't talk anymore? 503 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,222 - Yeah, here's the thing. Um... 504 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:58,184 our situation has gotten a little complicated-- 505 00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,014 - Okay, well, I'll make it less complicated--I'm done. 506 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,441 - What? - Look, 507 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,578 I knew this thing was gonna be fun and weird, 508 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,930 but I was really hoping that fun would win. 509 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,100 Turns out, it's a blowout for weird. 510 00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:11,715 - Fine with me. 511 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:13,109 I'm with Brian, so... 512 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,462 Uh, I'm still gonna go to laser tag tonight, 513 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:18,462 so if you go, maybe we should do different slots, whatever. 514 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,597 - Okay. They left the break room. 515 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,380 The Cloud 9 lawyer said it was "feeling like a wings night," 516 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,166 so I think he's leaving. 517 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,780 - Eugene? Sandra and I are gonna try 518 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:33,301 one more thing, okay? 519 00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,956 [both groaning, grunting] - I think we're getting close! 520 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,312 - Pull harder, Sandra! 521 00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:40,962 - Okay! 522 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,085 [escalating groans] 523 00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:44,227 - Ah! - Ah! Whoa! 524 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,710 Sandra: Did you... redecorate? 525 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,930 - Yep. I felt so bad keeping Mateo from his work. 526 00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:53,061 I'm no gay guy, but I hope you like it. 527 00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,854 - Thanks, Eugene. 528 00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:56,239 - See ya. 529 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,852 - Wow! 530 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:01,499 Hey. 531 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,028 Don't feel guilty. 532 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,861 You're getting your ankle monitor off! 533 00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,419 - [sighs] - And all Eugene knows 534 00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,246 is that the door was stuck and he got to 535 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,474 redecorate an office. - Right. You're right. 536 00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,603 [laughs] And I mean, he was barely kidnapped. 537 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:16,476 We didn't ask for a ransom or do anything to his nipples. 538 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,869 - I don't know--I think you're gonna need more than sanitizer. 539 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:21,743 - Big deposition fan, huh? 540 00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:24,085 - I...sorry about all that. 541 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,345 - Naw, it was fun. 542 00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,138 It was kind of like being in a haunted house. 543 00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:29,052 I kept waiting for you to pop out from somewhere else. 544 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,527 [both laugh] 545 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:33,357 - Look, I was just trying to protect Glenn. 546 00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,756 - From the big, mean lawyer trying to get her payday. 547 00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,849 Look, I get it. I get it. 548 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,848 But you should know I'm not some 549 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:43,150 sleazy ambulance chaser with her face on every bus. 550 00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:45,198 - I never-- - I mean, my face is on one bus 551 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,904 but I had to do it-- that's the industry. 552 00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:49,382 I was just doing my job. - No, I know. 553 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,732 And I was just... embarrassing myself. 554 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,382 - Big time! - Yeah. 555 00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:56,296 - [laughs] I-I thought it was kind of sweet, actually. 556 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,872 - Hannah! 557 00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:00,558 Let's go get margs, girl! - Oh, yeah! 558 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:01,997 - You're buying! 559 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,653 - Oh, my God, she is the worst. 560 00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,827 - [chuckles] - You didn't hear me say that. 561 00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:08,483 - Oh, no, of course not. 562 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:10,528 Hey, uh, Hannah, um, 563 00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:13,233 let me know if you have any other... 564 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,012 depositions I can crash. 565 00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:16,876 - Oh, yeah. 566 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:19,187 I'll see what I can do, Mr. Simms. 567 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:22,934 [light music]