1 00:00:05,788 --> 00:00:08,178 - So turns out that very aggressive redhead 2 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:10,705 who came in yesterday was not Carrot Top. 3 00:00:10,749 --> 00:00:11,839 - I know. 4 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:13,231 We've reviewed the tape several times 5 00:00:13,274 --> 00:00:15,754 and can't in good conscious call it a match. 6 00:00:15,798 --> 00:00:17,058 - I'm sorry, guys. 7 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:18,804 I guess I just saw what I wanted to see. 8 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:21,204 - But he posed for so many photos with me. 9 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:24,368 - Next up, we're running short on reusable bags. 10 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:26,975 - Oh, we can just use the ones under Mateo's eyes. 11 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,937 Oh! 12 00:00:28,985 --> 00:00:30,765 - Savage. - Mm... 13 00:00:30,813 --> 00:00:32,513 - Are you guys still beefing? 14 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:34,864 I'm honestly impressed with the commitment. 15 00:00:34,904 --> 00:00:37,524 - Now, we've noticed some of your masks are getting dingy. 16 00:00:37,559 --> 00:00:40,429 Cheyenne will be handing out new protective equipment. 17 00:00:40,475 --> 00:00:41,605 - Based on her history, 18 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:43,430 I wouldn't trust Cheyenne with protection. 19 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:44,868 Oh! 20 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:46,184 - Damn. 21 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:48,180 - I may be a teen mom, but at least I don't look 22 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:50,052 like someone put a Pixar character 23 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:51,663 into a microwave. 24 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:53,013 Oh! 25 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,973 - Well, you'd be DreamWorks, bitch. 26 00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:57,191 Oh! 27 00:00:57,231 --> 00:00:59,761 - Savage. - Please stop. 28 00:00:59,798 --> 00:01:04,538 ♪ 29 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:06,886 - I have to open early, so let's just stick 30 00:01:06,936 --> 00:01:08,156 to one round tonight. 31 00:01:08,198 --> 00:01:09,548 Oh, and make sure to text the group chain 32 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,031 when you arrive. 33 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,771 - Are we sure that Brian needs to know the exact time 34 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:13,941 that we're having sex? 35 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:15,206 - Hey, successful polyamory 36 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:17,729 requires complete, constant communication. 37 00:01:17,773 --> 00:01:19,643 Speaking of, I read your postcoital report 38 00:01:19,688 --> 00:01:20,688 from last night. 39 00:01:20,732 --> 00:01:22,262 You didn't fill in emotional state. 40 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:24,299 - Hungry and sleepy, that's usually where I'm at. 41 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:26,125 - Hey, Dina, we got a problem at the registers. 42 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:28,573 They're not accepting coupons. - Didn't you get that email? 43 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:30,180 We're only accepting digital coupons now. 44 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:31,400 - What? 45 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:32,829 - Zephra's just updating things a little. 46 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:35,175 - It seems crazy to change something that's working. 47 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:36,395 - The horse and buggy was working. 48 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:38,194 It seemed crazy to stop using that, 49 00:01:38,228 --> 00:01:40,138 but then they developed the car, and-- 50 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:41,097 Well, that destroyed the planet. 51 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:42,324 That's a bad example. 52 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:44,413 - Excuse me, do you have gay iPad cases? 53 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:47,932 - Uh, yeah, in electronics. Have a heavenly day. 54 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:49,537 - Wait, you didn't hear about that either? 55 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:53,157 - What? - Oh, today is fun for me. 56 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,810 Zephra's asking that we no longer 57 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:56,683 use the term "heavenly day." - What? 58 00:01:56,725 --> 00:01:59,245 - Yeah, there was a memo. They feel it's a little loaded. 59 00:01:59,293 --> 00:02:02,303 - Yeah, yeah, it's loaded with kindness! 60 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:04,249 It's the same thing as saying "have a nice day" 61 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:05,948 or "have a good day." - Great. 62 00:02:05,995 --> 00:02:08,605 Then say one of those instead. - To the customers? 63 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:11,260 I might as well give 'em the middle finger. 64 00:02:11,305 --> 00:02:13,255 - You were killing it this morning. 65 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:14,607 When you said that protection thing 66 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:16,746 to Cheyenne, I legit peed a little, 67 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:19,008 and not even that little. - Well, thanks. 68 00:02:19,051 --> 00:02:20,751 Although, credit should really go to Cheyenne 69 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:22,272 for not being able to keep it in her pants. 70 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,625 What the hell? - Oh, whoops. 71 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:29,979 I don't know how that unflattering photo of you 72 00:02:30,019 --> 00:02:32,019 ended up on all these screens. 73 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:33,244 Let me change it. 74 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:34,813 - 75 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:37,420 He looks like one of those little boy-band boys! 76 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:39,861 - At the time, that was the best hair you could have. 77 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:41,248 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 78 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:42,811 Do you guys know every time you see Cheyenne 79 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:44,688 hanging around the cell phone kiosk, 80 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:46,779 it's 'cause that's where she goes to fart. 81 00:02:46,818 --> 00:02:47,948 - - Ew. 82 00:02:47,993 --> 00:02:50,393 - Blowing up my fart spot is messed up. 83 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:54,572 - You're messed up. - Whoa, this is intense. 84 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,739 - Okay, let's get really real about Cheyenne. 85 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:59,305 - Well, it happened. Nina dumped me. 86 00:02:59,353 --> 00:03:02,183 - Oh, no, really? - Damn it, I'm so sorry. 87 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:04,005 - You guys were just at the Cheesecake Factory, 88 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:05,453 like, three weeks ago. 89 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:07,139 You looked so happy. 90 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,487 - Guys? 91 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:10,316 Getting really real about Cheyenne. 92 00:03:10,364 --> 00:03:12,244 - Hey, it'll be okay. - Guys? 93 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:14,409 - I'm really sorry. - Guys? 94 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:19,065 - ♪ Yeah, I walk right through the door ♪ 95 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:22,291 ♪ And I walk right through the door ♪ 96 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:23,862 ♪ 97 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:26,549 - Also all noise-canceling headphones are on sale. 98 00:03:26,597 --> 00:03:29,027 Protect your ears from Mateo's screechy, 99 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:30,778 tone-deaf, Celine wannabe-- 100 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:32,859 - Uh, I think Cheyenne might've slipped another one in there. 101 00:03:32,908 --> 00:03:35,608 - Yep, yep, I just kind of go to autopilot on these. 102 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:36,740 Sorry, guys, not a real announcement. 103 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:38,001 Employee beef. 104 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:39,923 - Man, those two are pissed at each other. 105 00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:42,608 This is bigger than our "Dune" fight. 106 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:44,087 - What's a "Dune" fight? 107 00:03:44,136 --> 00:03:46,306 - When we were roommates, remember? 108 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:49,006 I came home, and you and Randy were watching 109 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:50,714 the director's cut of "Dune" without me, 110 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:52,542 even though I specifically said that I wanted to. 111 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:54,280 - I mean, I remember watching "Dune" with Randy, 112 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,371 but you were there? - No, no. 113 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:58,540 That's why I was so pissed, remember? 114 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:02,236 And then to get you back, I made six branzinos 115 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:03,495 and stunk up the place. 116 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:04,767 - That's why you did that? 117 00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:06,329 I thought you were just premaking 118 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:07,636 your meals for the workweek. 119 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:08,732 - You thought I was gonna eat 120 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:10,550 a branzino every day for a week? 121 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:12,378 - I don't monitor your fish intake. 122 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:13,726 - Do you seriously not remember? 123 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:15,555 That was, like, our first big fight. 124 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:17,743 But whatever. No bigs. 125 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:19,689 - Hey, guys, I need some computer help. 126 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:21,777 I'm trying to email my friend Gary 127 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:24,256 at Cloud 9 corporate, you know, about them making us 128 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:26,397 say, "have a non-heavenly day." 129 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:27,920 - Oh, I'm not sure that's what they were going for. 130 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:29,573 I think they're just trying to play it safe, you know, 131 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:32,577 'cause some people don't believe in Heaven. 132 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,016 - Anyway, every time I email him, 133 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:40,981 I keep getting this weird message back 134 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:42,589 from a mailer demon. 135 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:44,760 - Oh, that just means a demon ate your friend Gary's soul. 136 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:46,626 - What? - No, it's mailer-daemon. 137 00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:48,767 It means that the email doesn't exist anymore. 138 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,420 I'm sure there was a whole bunch of reshuffling 139 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:51,774 at corporate when Zephra took over. 140 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:54,293 - So no more Gary, no more Heaven, 141 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:56,687 just more computers and demons. 142 00:04:56,731 --> 00:04:58,861 - Well, if it bothers you, I'm sure you could find 143 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:00,517 somebody else to contact at Zephra. 144 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:02,081 - Yeah, you know, do a little research. 145 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:04,777 Find out who the new Gary is. - I guess. 146 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:06,476 But if they think they're gonna improve on Gary, 147 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:07,573 they're nuts. 148 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:09,351 The man was perfect. 149 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:12,086 5'9", brown hair, you name it. 150 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:13,787 - That does sound perfect. 151 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:16,615 - You're 5'8". - Same difference. 152 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:18,364 - So you didn't see it coming at all? 153 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:20,315 - No, I always expected her to kill me, 154 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:21,843 not to break up with me. 155 00:05:21,886 --> 00:05:24,316 - Well, if you ever need a quick pick-me-up or whatever, 156 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:25,537 you have my number. 157 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:27,536 - Yes, you've been very clear. Thank you. 158 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:30,198 - Oh, my God, did the janitor quit? 159 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:34,512 Because there's a huge pile of garbage at that table. 160 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:36,811 Get it? Talking about Mateo. 161 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:39,988 - Can you--Shh! We're trying to help Sayid. 162 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:41,985 - Well, Cheyenne's the one who needs help. 163 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:44,037 She's got less brains-- - Guys. 164 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:45,392 Can you take it outside? 165 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,392 Life is railing Sayid right now. 166 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:49,444 - Okay, I guess. 167 00:05:49,479 --> 00:05:51,439 What were you gonna say? Less brains than a what? 168 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:53,181 - Honestly, I'm glad they cut me off. 169 00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:54,752 I think it was gonna be racist. 170 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:57,269 - Okay, it's your turn to field coupon complaints. 171 00:05:57,313 --> 00:05:58,493 They're getting feisty out there. 172 00:05:58,532 --> 00:05:59,842 An old man shook his cane at me-- 173 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:02,191 flirtatiously at first, but then it got mean. 174 00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:03,411 - I'm sorry. 175 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:04,970 Just--I started doing some research, 176 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:08,186 and I came across this article, "The Truth About Zephra." 177 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:10,717 I think there's some fishy business going on. 178 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:13,201 - Oh, like tax evasion, offshore banking? 179 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:14,502 What are we talking here? 180 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:16,848 - You know how everyone's pushing this 5G? 181 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:19,638 Well, turns out 5 is the worst of the Gs. 182 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:21,163 They say that it hits your brain 183 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:22,336 at a certain frequency 184 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,652 that lets them control human behavior. 185 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:26,688 - You think Zephra's involved in mind control? 186 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:28,874 Okay, that's enough screen time for you. 187 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:31,390 - No, it's not that I believe in mind control, 188 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:34,264 but they are trying to control how we greet customers. 189 00:06:34,306 --> 00:06:35,566 - Glenn, enough. 190 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:36,922 This is why old people shouldn't be allowed 191 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:37,921 on the Internet. 192 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:42,399 - I don't trust Zephra either. 193 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:44,055 I've learned some stuff. 194 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:47,449 You ready to wake up? - Well, I am awake. 195 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,674 - Not yet. 196 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,242 - Oh, hey, skank. 197 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:55,983 Why are you stocking? Did you finally get demoted? 198 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:58,374 - No, I'm covering for Sarah. 199 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,718 Nina texted Sayid that she had HPV 200 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:02,118 the whole time they were dating, 201 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,030 so a bunch of people took him out for ice cream. 202 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:06,595 - Mm, he's so lucky. - I know. 203 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:07,913 I don't get it. 204 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:09,559 I mean, we're, like, way more interesting 205 00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:11,523 than some dumped guy. - Well, I am. 206 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:14,351 But you're like an Iggy Azalea wannabe five years too late. 207 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:15,910 - 208 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:17,737 - Okay, that just felt like nothing. 209 00:07:17,785 --> 00:07:20,525 - Yeah, it's not as fun without anyone watching. 210 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:21,880 - Right? 211 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:23,229 - I feel like we could get their attention back 212 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:24,838 if we just up our game a little. 213 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:27,969 - Yeah, we need something splashy, something grabby. 214 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:31,062 - Oh, exactly. 215 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:33,102 - God, I am craving ice cream so bad right now. 216 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:36,408 - Me too. Should we go get some? 217 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,106 - Yeah, but you can't use my punch card, 'cause you suck. 218 00:07:39,154 --> 00:07:41,504 - Good. I wouldn't want to, dick. 219 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:45,068 Ooh, we should get clown sundaes. 220 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:47,376 Yeah, we totally should. - Okay. 221 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:49,213 - Hey, Marcus, can you tell Glenn 222 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:50,561 what you told me about Zephra? 223 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,080 - What? 224 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:53,823 I didn't say anything about Zephra, 225 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:56,744 and if you heard something, it definitely wasn't from me 226 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,040 Marcus White. 227 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:02,181 Now, about Zephra. What were you thinking? 228 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:05,140 Who do you think is the one-- Hold on, sorry. 229 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:07,568 It's actually super distracting. 230 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:08,787 We'll just talk quietly. 231 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:10,576 - Okay, so I read something online 232 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:13,100 about how Zephra is trying to control our minds. 233 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:14,584 - It's all true, and there's videos to prove it. 234 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,894 Just Google "Zephra mind control 235 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,851 guy goes nuts at Red Lobster." 236 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:20,239 - Marcus told me all about it 237 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:21,762 'cause of this weird thing that's been happening. 238 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:23,625 Like, I've been shopping online for a new mouthwash. 239 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:26,587 Then I came to work, and I got a notification on my phone 240 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:29,116 with a digital coupon for SuperCloud mouthwash. 241 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:32,250 - So that's what the digital coupons are about? 242 00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:34,254 - Yep, then after I used that one, 243 00:08:34,296 --> 00:08:36,036 they sent me more coupons, 244 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,740 so I kept buying the mouthwash just like they wanted me to. 245 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:41,349 - Okay, but, actually, I'm just trying to find out 246 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:43,650 why they won't let us say "have a heavenly day." 247 00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:45,387 - Well, of course they don't want that, 248 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,307 'cause guess who their god is. 249 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:49,312 - A fat baby? - What? 250 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:51,314 No, that's my nephew. He's my lock screen. 251 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:54,136 I meant the phone--technology. - Oh. 252 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,795 - When you think about it, the Zephra app 253 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:58,059 tracks your location and times your break. 254 00:08:58,102 --> 00:09:00,452 So, in a way, they've been controlling us. 255 00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:03,056 - That's true. - Yeah, and riddle me this. 256 00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:04,627 What's with that room in the back 257 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:07,424 marked "Zephra personnel only"? - What? 258 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:09,509 What's with it? - Exactly. 259 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,159 No one here knows because we're not allowed back there, 260 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,902 which means... 261 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,344 that's where it's all happening. 262 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,120 - Where what's happening? 263 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:19,165 - Exactly. 264 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:21,520 - Hey, I was hoping to return this. 265 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,001 I don't know if you remember, but I was in here 266 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,350 a couple months ago. 267 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:27,039 - Oh, yeah, no, the car cell phone holder. 268 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:28,478 You had a Kia Optima, right? 269 00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:29,964 I thought this would've worked out for you. 270 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,314 - It did, but I totaled the Optima 271 00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:32,833 in an illegal street race. 272 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:35,306 I know the return window is probably over, but-- 273 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:36,707 - Nah, man, I'll hook you up. No worries. 274 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,320 Your last name was Dinkins, right? 275 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,670 - Are you kidding me? 276 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:41,359 You don't remember our fight, but you remember-- 277 00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:42,886 all due respect, Mr. Dinkins-- 278 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,410 the most random, boring guy I've ever seen in my life? 279 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:45,933 - Wow, okay, that was rude. 280 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:48,456 Sorry about that, but he's just going through some stuff. 281 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:51,240 - What I'm going through, Mr. Dinkins, 282 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:53,456 is someone who I thought was my close friend 283 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,635 not remembering a pivotal moment 284 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,201 in our friendship, which makes me wonder 285 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:57,767 if we were even friends in the first place. 286 00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,604 - Okay, and that's on the card 287 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:02,212 with the last four digits 5-8-7-6? 288 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:03,733 - You remember his credit card number? 289 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:07,737 - It's on the receipt. - That makes sense. 290 00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:15,478 - What the hell are you doing? - Well- 291 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:16,697 Don't you think it's weird 292 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:19,006 that we don't have access to this room? 293 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:20,843 We're the managers. - Oh, God. 294 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:23,321 You're still on this Zephra is evil kick? 295 00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:25,191 Come on, we don't need to go in there. 296 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:28,413 I'm sure it's just tech stuff. - Perhaps. 297 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,373 But, you know, Marcus and Sandra think-- 298 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:32,022 - Now you're listening to Marcus and Sandra? 299 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:33,886 You guys are like the Three Stooges 300 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,417 if Curly was Hawaiian. 301 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,510 Well, actually, I don't know for a fact that he wasn't. 302 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:41,119 - Wait, what if Zephra is already controlling your mind 303 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,732 and you don't even know it? 304 00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:45,432 - Glenn, I promise you Zephra is not controlling my mind. 305 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,650 - Yeah, but they might be making you say that. 306 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,430 - Okay, would they make me say this? 307 00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,434 Zephra is an inferior company. 308 00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:53,476 Their tablets barely hold a charge. 309 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,702 - Yes, because they want you to convince me 310 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,742 that they're not making you say things. 311 00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,437 - The fact that you think they're controlling your mind 312 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:00,924 is proof that they're not controlling your mind 313 00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:03,184 because they wouldn't want you to be aware that-- 314 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,657 What am I doing? 315 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,927 Effective immediately, there will be no more talk 316 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,280 about conspiracy theories. 317 00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:09,709 - Well, there goes my afternoon. 318 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:10,886 What's this about? 319 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,501 - Some people think 320 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:15,021 that Zephra's maybe trying to control our minds, 321 00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:17,845 but they're not, you know, even if it seems like they are 322 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:20,424 because of what they're making us say and do. 323 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:22,462 - Okay, it doesn't matter what it seems like, 324 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:23,807 because we're no longer gonna entertain 325 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,727 talking about these crackpot theories. 326 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:28,692 - Okay, now, hang on, 'cause often these ideas 327 00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:31,651 become stronger when people feel shamed or marginalized. 328 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,651 All right, let's talk this out. 329 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,963 Why do we think Zephra controls minds? 330 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:38,259 - 5G, it's bad stuff. 331 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:40,656 - I did hear it makes birds kill themselves. 332 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,880 - How does a bird kill itself? - Just stops flapping. 333 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,399 - That's dumb. There's no Zephra conspiracy. 334 00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:48,803 - Oh, interesting, an opposing viewpoint. 335 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:51,358 - But the moon landing, now, that was a big lie. 336 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,966 - I'll tell you what's a big lie-- 337 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,666 love. 338 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,634 - Don't you dare give up on love. 339 00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:58,592 - Cody's right-- they could have easily doctored 340 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,680 the moon landing footage, just like they show us photos 341 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,290 where the Earth looks round when it's definitely flat. 342 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,031 - And we got there. - You're right, Jonah. 343 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,512 This is so much better than just shutting it down. 344 00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:09,342 - No, you know what, Dina? It can be. 345 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,990 Marcus, let's talk this out. 346 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,994 I think that the Earth is round 347 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:15,206 because of science. - Ugh. 348 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:17,816 - Like, if you stand on a dock and you watch ships sail away, 349 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,827 they eventually disappear over the horizon. 350 00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,389 - You've done that? 351 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,306 Put on your little peacoat and stood on a dock for hours 352 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:25,181 until ships disappear? 353 00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:27,832 - Well, I mean, scientists have. 354 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:30,357 - But you haven't because you're afraid 355 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,061 of what you would find out. 356 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:34,749 - Just like we might be afraid of what we'd find 357 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:38,537 in the Zephra-only room, which is probably nothing 358 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:41,203 so we should just blindly trust Zephra 359 00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:42,938 and get back to work. - Okay, okay. 360 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:45,769 "Leading scientist admits Earth is flat." 361 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:48,248 Right there on truthwarriors1.biz. 362 00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,289 Refute that. I dare you. 363 00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:53,896 - I'm telling you they would freak out. 364 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:54,817 - I don't know. 365 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,211 Would people actually believe 366 00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:58,263 that I put bees in your sandwich? 367 00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:01,819 I mean, like, where do we even get a bunch of dead bees? 368 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,608 - I think we just use raisins, and I sell it. 369 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:05,833 - Well, I feel like we need 370 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:08,442 to do something more, like, emotional. 371 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:09,833 - Yeah, you're right. 372 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,356 It's probably why this whole Sayid break-up thing 373 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,919 is popping. 374 00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,796 What if we had a big public blowout, 375 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,488 you know, and we dropped some major bombs? 376 00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:20,015 - Okay, yeah, what if you come at me like, 377 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,280 "I know what you did!" - Okay. 378 00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,023 And then you'd be like, "And I know you were 379 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,114 "only friends with me to get close to Bo 380 00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,542 because you're in love with him." 381 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:27,848 - 382 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,244 - Do you see how I moved the story forward? 383 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:30,586 - Mm-hmm. 384 00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,195 - Yours was just, like, attitude, which is fine. 385 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,066 - Yeah, ooh, and then it could come out 386 00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:36,897 that you're Harmonica's real father. 387 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:40,856 - So her parents are me and Bo? 388 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,207 - Yeah, imagine how pissed I'd be. 389 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,867 - Let's not commit to anything just yet, 390 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,742 but we should definitely jot some ideas down. 391 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:52,534 - Hey, man, did you text Randy? - Well, I tried to. 392 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,310 I asked him if he remembered me being mad 393 00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,005 when I came home that night, but I just got 394 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,582 a "sorry, wrong number" text. 395 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,879 - Yeah, you texted him 12 times in 3 minutes. 396 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,706 He texted you that so you would stop. 397 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,283 - Oh, okay, so then he's obviously 398 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,760 still feeling bad about it. - Feeling bad? 399 00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:08,111 No, Randy does not remember, okay? 400 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,331 Randy barely even remembers watching "Dune." 401 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:13,371 Randy smokes a lot of weed. Leave him alone. 402 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,767 - Okay, fine, but I'm not gonna apologize 403 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,291 for caring, okay? 404 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,214 You're an important person in my life, Garrett. 405 00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,469 A lot of men are scared to say things like that, 406 00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:22,822 but not me. 407 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,392 I'll tell you exactly how much you mean to me 408 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:25,908 to your face. - Please don't. 409 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,562 - Too late. I'm already doing it. 410 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:28,995 I value your taste in music. 411 00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:30,612 Okay? - Oh, boy. 412 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:33,002 - Sometimes I save screenshots of texts that you send me. 413 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,866 - What, why would you do that? - I don't know. 414 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:39,307 To--to revisit them and laugh or to send them back to you 415 00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:43,006 at the perfect moment, like June 12, 2018-- 416 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,616 Eye roll, "I'm never getting married." 417 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,706 You think I'm not gonna throw that back at you 418 00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,535 at your wedding? 419 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:51,633 - So Bo went away with you that weekend? 420 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,283 I thought his grandmother died. 421 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,717 - Foolish girl, she's alive and well. 422 00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:58,724 Nana's in on it, too. - So they're still beefing? 423 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,067 - Oh, yeah, they're going at it. 424 00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,636 It's savage. - I don't believe it. 425 00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:02,993 - Well, believe this. 426 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,772 Bo and I have a deeper connection 427 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,596 than you'll ever have! - 428 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:09,044 This whole time, I thought that you were my friend, 429 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:11,822 but really you were only using me to get to Bo! 430 00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:14,907 - Yes, it was the ultimate betrayal. 431 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,957 - Oh, my God, what they're saying-- 432 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,184 it's written-- it's written here. 433 00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:22,233 I got to tell Marcus and Sandra. 434 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,489 - What? "Ultimate betrayal." 435 00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:27,452 Wait a minute, did you guys write this out ahead of time? 436 00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:28,671 Is this fake? 437 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,760 - What? No, you're crazy. 438 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,019 I absolutely slept with Bo 439 00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:33,931 in his grandmother's meth bungalow. 440 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,536 - This is ridiculous. - Whatever. 441 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:38,196 - Wait, no, come on, you guys, we're fighting. 442 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,201 - Yeah, we just jotted down a couple of bullet points. 443 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,813 Okay, this is way more interesting 444 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,163 than some nobody getting dumped. 445 00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,603 - Ooh. - Whoa. 446 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:45,729 - Well, I'd rather be a nobody 447 00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,730 than a couple of Impossible Burgers, 448 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,952 'cause all I'm seeing here is some imitation beef. 449 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:53,082 - Oh, imitation beef! - Too funny. 450 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,606 - Oh, that's funny, Sayid. - Oh, come on. 451 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,519 You don't think he wrote that down? 452 00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,264 - 453 00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:00,515 We got to get in there before it's too late. 454 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:03,438 - What is wrong with you? - Dina, you don't understand. 455 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:07,404 Zephra has Mateo and Cheyenne, every single word they say. 456 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,970 - Whoa. 457 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,414 Right, whoa? - You bet your ass whoa. 458 00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,281 These are the mind-control machines. 459 00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,333 - Are you sure? - Totally. 460 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,198 Close your eyes and picture a room 461 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,020 full of mind-control machines. 462 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,938 What do they look like? 463 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,773 - They look like this! - Jesus, people. 464 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:28,550 This is just...tech stuff! 465 00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,156 You know, you've got your basic blinking lights. 466 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,726 The blues, the greens, the yellow. 467 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,383 I mean, that's not common, but it's still in the bounds. 468 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,167 - Yeah, I'm sorry. You're right. 469 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,951 This is all completely normal. 470 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,521 Freedom! - What? 471 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,565 - Okay, no, stop. - Let him work, Dina. 472 00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,131 I don't want to hurt you. - No, Dina. 473 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:47,008 - Red pill, Keanu! - Marcus, enough! 474 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,009 - "Abre los ojos"! 475 00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:52,923 - Ugh. 476 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:54,398 - Connection interrupted. 477 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:57,578 - Network error. Network error. 478 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,185 - I think we did it. 479 00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,069 - Thank you for your patience. 480 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,110 We did have a malfunction... 481 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,424 in some of our employees brains, 482 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,550 but we're almost back up and running. 483 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,682 - Okay, the servers are reset, and the registers 484 00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,285 should be back online in a minute. 485 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,375 - Hey, you're not gonna report this 486 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:14,693 back to corporate, are you? 487 00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,119 - Well, I do have to file an incident report. 488 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,725 - Okay, well, you know, just be sure to put 489 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,855 that it was an accident and that I love Zephra 490 00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,908 and that the only secret I think they're keeping 491 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:24,133 is how they're able to sell such great products 492 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:25,653 at such affordable prices, 493 00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:28,566 and I bet the answer's good, not, like, child labor. 494 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,532 - And I accept full responsibility. 495 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:33,101 I, Cheyenne Lee, of 1280 Raymond Street. 496 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,619 - I'm really sorry. I guess I just got confused. 497 00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,233 - Look, you're like the old paper coupons. 498 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,753 You were kind of a nuisance but arguably served a purpose, 499 00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:43,627 and now you're useless, but-- - But? 500 00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:47,021 - Oh, carrot cake Oreos are back. 501 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,066 That's fun. 502 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,990 ♪ 503 00:17:57,163 --> 00:18:00,783 - So, uh, what do we think of Havarti cheese? 504 00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,598 - I don't know. 505 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,776 It's a cheese. - All right. 506 00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,392 You know what, man? This needs to stop. 507 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:07,483 You're over here playing the victim, 508 00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:08,701 but you don't even remember 509 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:09,909 all the times that you hurt my feelings. 510 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,088 - Oh, yeah, what did I do, 511 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,613 rank the "Predator" movies wrong? 512 00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:13,656 - No, but there was one time 513 00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,051 I told you I was gonna make dinner. 514 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,404 I went all out. 515 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:17,793 I went to, like, three different grocery stores, 516 00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:18,915 and then you just texted me and told me 517 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,187 you were having dinner with Amy. 518 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,399 Totally forgot about it. 519 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,538 - Oh, well, why didn't you say anything? 520 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:24,760 - Because why bring something up 521 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,149 just to make your friend feel bad? 522 00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:31,976 - Garrett, I-I feel terrible. I don't even remember. 523 00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,593 - Huh, it's funny how that happens, huh? 524 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:35,975 - This is good. 525 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:39,377 This is the communication that we need, you know? 526 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,082 This is--this is good for us. 527 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,900 Havarti, great cheese on a sandwich, 528 00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,427 but it's got kind of a creamy body, 529 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:46,781 and so if you're gonna be putting it on the sandwich, 530 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,611 it needs to be layered with maybe a crunch-- 531 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:49,609 - 532 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,000 - We'll get into this later. 533 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,043 - Hey, buddy. 534 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,348 You thinking about buying a sled? 535 00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,834 - I don't know. Maybe the sled will buy me. 536 00:18:56,874 --> 00:19:00,014 I don't know how anything works here anymore. 537 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,401 - Oh, Glenn, should you be drinking that 538 00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:02,884 with your diabetes? - No! 539 00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:05,319 - I don't know why we work so hard 540 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:06,671 to impress these people. 541 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,710 Employees at a Nordstrom would have eaten this up. 542 00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:11,106 - Plus, everyone should just chill the F out. 543 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,800 Like, Sayid's gonna get a new girlfriend 544 00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:14,197 in two seconds. 545 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,280 He's, like, a major fox. 546 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:17,458 - Thank you. I've been saying that. 547 00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:19,254 He's, like, sneaky sexy. - Mm-hmm. 548 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,548 - Once he came to pick up his paycheck in shorts, 549 00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:23,335 and I literally had to excuse myself. 550 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,559 - Oh, you're talking about the blue cutoffs. 551 00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,249 Ooh, I remember those. - Oh, my God. 552 00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:32,821 - So we should go on Hinge and catfish Nina, right? 553 00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:35,037 - You read my mind. 554 00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:37,736 Let's convince her to cut all her hair off. 555 00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,875 - Glenn, you're not quitting. - I don't know. 556 00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:43,048 It's all changing on me. 557 00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:45,234 This isn't the company I signed up to work for 558 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,191 after they drove my family hardware store 559 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,539 out of business. 560 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,098 - Well, that doesn't mean that you should quit, 561 00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:52,225 unless you want to quit, in which case I do have 562 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,758 a resignation letter prewritten for you. 563 00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,321 You'd just need to sign and date it. 564 00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:57,498 - Okay, look, there's a lot of new stuff 565 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,334 getting thrown at you right now, 566 00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:02,642 and--and, yes, of course it's gonna be difficult to adapt, 567 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,899 but you're gonna be okay-- you've got this. 568 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:08,082 - Jonah, thank you for believing in me. 569 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,729 But you're wrong. I hate to adapt. 570 00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:12,734 Dina, go get that letter. - On it. 571 00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:13,946 - Whoa, whoa, hold on a second. 572 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,775 We just got another memo from Zephra, 573 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:18,003 and it says we can say "heavenly day" again. 574 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,262 - Well, I didn't get that memo. 575 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:21,045 Must've been when the servers went down. 576 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,829 - Turns out that corporate got Glenn's email after all, 577 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,354 and it totally changed their minds. 578 00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:26,828 - It did? - You know what? 579 00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:29,657 I-I saw that memo, too. Good job, Glenn. 580 00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:31,266 - Thank you. 581 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,667 - I keep refreshing, but there's nothing. 582 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,409 What time was it sent? - Don't know, Dina. 583 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,760 But what I do know is we can say "have a heavenly day" now, 584 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,150 and that's a great thing 585 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,633 because that means we don't have to go crazy. 586 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,288 - Oh, oh, yes. 587 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,770 Now that you say that, 588 00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:47,939 I realize I have also received and read that email. 589 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,635 - I guess this old dog's 590 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,823 got a little fight left in him, huh? 591 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,729 Who's doing the mind control now? 592 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,384 - 593 00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:59,208 Well, I hope you all have a heavenly day. 594 00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,314 - That memo was fake, right? - 100%. 595 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:04,959 - Oh, I'm just gonna double-check 596 00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:07,792 that I am on the email list. 597 00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,361 - Nice job. 598 00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:11,788 - Yep, sometimes people just need to hear the right lie 599 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,785 to move on with their lives. - Hmm. 600 00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:16,137 But--but not with me. 601 00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:17,667 That happened, right, the dinner? 602 00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:20,411 That wasn't just a lie I needed to hear? 603 00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:21,893 - Later.