1 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:07,091 - Okay, Glenn texted that he's "rubbing a little latte," 2 00:00:07,137 --> 00:00:08,487 which is either an autocorrect issue 3 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:09,970 or a new fetish I don't wanna know about, 4 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,400 so let's just dive in. 5 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:14,316 In-person shopping has taken a real kick in the nuts 6 00:00:14,362 --> 00:00:17,102 because of COVID, so Cloud 9 is trying to lure customers 7 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:18,707 back in here by doing something 8 00:00:18,757 --> 00:00:21,927 they're calling the In-store-vaganza 9 00:00:22,631 --> 00:00:24,331 Wait, did I-- did I read that right? 10 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:26,502 - Yeah, you did. It's just terrible. 11 00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:28,938 - So Cloud 9 just thinks that that pandemic is over? 12 00:00:28,985 --> 00:00:30,935 Because I'm pretty sure nobody told the pandemic that. 13 00:00:30,987 --> 00:00:33,247 - You gotta look at it from corporate's perspective. 14 00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:35,174 They love money, and they don't care if we die. 15 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:36,729 - Ah, yeah, that makes sense. 16 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:38,775 - Okay, this event is pretty straightforward. 17 00:00:38,821 --> 00:00:40,081 With every purchase, they spin the wheel 18 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:41,387 and win a prize. 19 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:43,912 You'll notice there's a slot listed as "fun." 20 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:45,476 I think you're supposed to provide the customer 21 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:47,093 with fun at your own discretion. 22 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:49,444 Just, you know, keep it above the belt. 23 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:51,534 - What happens if they land on the MC Cool Cloud? 24 00:00:51,573 --> 00:00:53,663 - This waking nightmare happens. 25 00:00:53,705 --> 00:00:56,005 - An MC Cool Cloud collectable bobbling figure. 26 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,356 Legally, we can't call it a bobblehead 27 00:00:57,405 --> 00:00:59,535 as his entire body does the bobbling. 28 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:01,021 - I always thought the cloud was his head 29 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,021 and he had no body. 30 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,192 - No, he's all body. 31 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:05,197 - So he has eyes in the middle of his chest. 32 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:06,459 - That's better than arms 33 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:07,591 growing out of the sides of his head. 34 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:09,072 - Oh, like hell it is. 35 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:12,942 - Hey, guys, sorry I'm late, but to kick things off, 36 00:01:12,985 --> 00:01:14,985 I brought donuts. - Mmm. 37 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:18,171 - You know, help us get into the in-store-vajanza spirit. 38 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:20,298 - Oh, please, Glenn, hard G. 39 00:01:20,341 --> 00:01:22,561 - Gosh, it's just so nice to be doing something positive 40 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:25,004 with all the bad news out there in the world. 41 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:26,561 Like this morning, I found out 42 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:28,348 that Bev from my church has COVID. 43 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:29,832 - Oh, no. - Oh. 44 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:31,832 - She seemed fine at choir practice last night. 45 00:01:31,874 --> 00:01:33,704 I mean, she coughed a couple of times, 46 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:35,565 but I thought that was from the high note. 47 00:01:35,617 --> 00:01:37,267 - No, Glenn, Glenn, you need to leave now 48 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:39,234 and isolate until you can get tested. 49 00:01:39,273 --> 00:01:41,063 - But I'll miss the event. 50 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,411 - Glenn, I got this. You gotta go. 51 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,840 - Are you sure? - Yes, we're sure. Go! 52 00:01:44,887 --> 00:01:46,407 - Glenn. - [sighs] 53 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:47,894 Okay, let me just spin it one time before-- 54 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:49,203 all: No! 55 00:01:49,239 --> 00:01:52,159 [upbeat music] 56 00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:54,979 ♪ 57 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:56,857 - I've scheduled everyone an hour on the wheel-- 58 00:01:56,899 --> 00:01:58,469 well, half an hour for the real uggos. 59 00:01:58,509 --> 00:02:00,029 We're trying to bring people into the store. 60 00:02:00,076 --> 00:02:02,596 - Why are we walking so fast? - I'm literally winded. 61 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:03,954 - Cheyenne, you're still gonna have to stay 62 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:05,563 on top of deliveries. Produce comes at 11:00. 63 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:07,433 Bananas sit on that truck five minutes too long, 64 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:09,125 you're taking a trip to bruise town. 65 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:11,872 - You mean the bananas or me? - Mm-hmm. 66 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:14,444 - Dina, you have Justine and me at the same register, 67 00:02:14,482 --> 00:02:16,702 but lady is on my last nerve today. 68 00:02:16,745 --> 00:02:19,615 Can you please switch me anywhere? 69 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:22,228 - Here's what we're gonna do. 70 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:23,802 You're gonna go back and work on that register 71 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:25,619 with Justine, and you're not gonna complain about it, 72 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,187 because that's what you were hired to do. 73 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:29,154 I mean, unless-- were you hired to complain? 74 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,982 Is that your job? - No. 75 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:32,590 - Didn't think so. Have fun. 76 00:02:33,631 --> 00:02:35,981 - [chuckles] - What? 77 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:37,635 - Me? Nothing. 78 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:39,379 I think Cheyenne thought you were being too harsh, but-- 79 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:41,940 - I did, but don't say that. 80 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:43,637 - I'm not being harsh. I'm being firm. 81 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:45,945 Look, I get that Glenn likes to coddle everyone, 82 00:02:45,991 --> 00:02:48,341 but it is my store today, so while I have the chance, 83 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:50,555 I am going to do everything the right way. 84 00:02:50,605 --> 00:02:52,515 - Mm, yeah, pressure's kind of on, huh? 85 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:53,833 - What's that supposed to mean? 86 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:55,649 - Just, like, you know, after all the smack 87 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:57,607 you've talked about Glenn, people kind of expect you 88 00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:59,955 to kill it right out the gate. 89 00:03:00,005 --> 00:03:01,565 - Not a problem for me. 90 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:03,486 I'm gonna turn this place into the most efficient machine 91 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:04,921 you have ever seen. 92 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,357 Yes, even more efficient 93 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:08,363 than United Alloy's aluminum extrusion press. 94 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:10,485 [chuckles] God. 95 00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:13,538 - Oh, we've done 10,000 steps already. 96 00:03:13,584 --> 00:03:16,334 - Oh, my God, what's the max? 97 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:19,720 - There's no-- you just keep on walking. 98 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:22,204 - Like, unlimited? 99 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:26,205 [phone ringing] 100 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:29,857 - Glenn? 101 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:31,645 - Yeah, hey, Sandra, to your left! 102 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:33,909 Hi, yeah, I can't go home yet 103 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:36,042 'cause Jerusha's still setting up the garage 104 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:37,425 for me to quarantine in. 105 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:39,308 She's gonna put me between the paint cans 106 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:41,089 and the blow-up angels. 107 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:42,743 - Oh, okay, that's nice. 108 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:45,567 - Yeah, so listen, you've got to tell me about the wheel. 109 00:03:45,616 --> 00:03:47,306 Did it do that thing where it looks as though 110 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:49,047 it's gonna land on a really good prize, 111 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:51,098 but then it lands on, like, a less good prize? 112 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:52,493 Did it do that? 113 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:54,356 - I haven't seen it personally, 114 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:56,188 but I've heard that has happened. 115 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,326 - Really? What a rush. 116 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:00,938 Hey, what if you kept me on the phone? 117 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:04,239 That way I could hear how the event was going firsthand, 118 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:06,637 and besides, you know, the more I talk, 119 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:10,381 the less likely I am to dig into these 72 donuts. 120 00:04:10,424 --> 00:04:13,434 - Oh, sure, Glenn. I'll stay on. 121 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:14,820 - Oh, great. 122 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:17,393 Sandra, it's actually 71 1/2 donuts. 123 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:19,261 I'm sorry. 124 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:20,782 - All right, go claim your prize, 125 00:04:20,825 --> 00:04:23,305 and I will disinfect this again. 126 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:27,270 Oh, hey, Cheyenne, is it cool if I take off 127 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:28,750 for a few minutes around 3:00? 128 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:30,840 - Uh, yeah, sure. Why are you asking me? 129 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:34,009 - Because you're floor supervisor now. 130 00:04:34,056 --> 00:04:36,486 - Oh, yeah, duh, I forgot. Yeah, that's fine. 131 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:37,627 - Great, awesome, thanks. 132 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:38,928 My dad keeps pushing me 133 00:04:38,974 --> 00:04:40,674 to interview with this friend of his. 134 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:42,755 He's got, like, an opening at a roofing company or whatever. 135 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:44,504 - Oh, I might have to get the name from you. 136 00:04:44,545 --> 00:04:45,845 We need some work on our roof. 137 00:04:45,894 --> 00:04:47,854 Bo tried to cut out our own skylight, 138 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:49,326 and it is messed. 139 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:50,286 - Wait, you're looking for a new job? 140 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:51,643 - No, no, no, no, no. 141 00:04:51,682 --> 00:04:53,602 It's not like I'm, like, dying to work in roofing. 142 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,341 I just gotta get my dad off my back. 143 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:56,862 He keeps telling me I have to move on. 144 00:04:56,905 --> 00:04:58,335 He also keeps telling me I have to watch 145 00:04:58,385 --> 00:05:00,335 the show "Yellowstone," but it looks really violent. 146 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:01,947 - Jonah, Garrett, some customers 147 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:03,647 have been complaining about a weird smell. 148 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:05,964 - Oh, yeah, it's, like, our worst smell yet. 149 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:08,961 It's like two moldy sponges puked on each other. 150 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:12,014 - Wow, that's-- that's exactly what it is. 151 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:14,440 - Okay, I'm manager today, so if they smelt it, 152 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:15,918 it's as though I dealt it. 153 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:18,577 I need you two to locate this and eliminate it. 154 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:22,366 - So just to be clear, this is cooler than roofing? 155 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:24,149 - Hmm. 156 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:25,543 [Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round [Like a Record]"] 157 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:26,796 - ♪ All I know is that to me 158 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:27,848 ♪ You look like you're lots of fun ♪ 159 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:29,552 ♪ Open up your lovin' arms 160 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:31,420 ♪ I want some-- 161 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:33,991 - Marcus, why is this here? 162 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:36,209 The prize bin is supposed to be overflowing to pull people in. 163 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:37,948 That's, like, carnie 101. 164 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:40,639 - Sorry, I've just been feeling a little down lately. 165 00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:41,778 - Yeah, you know what makes me feel down? 166 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:43,469 People who don't do their jobs. 167 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:45,207 - For me, it's more the virus stuff. 168 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:46,777 You know, I just became an uncle, 169 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:49,044 and I haven't even been able to meet my fat baby nephew yet. 170 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:51,657 I mean, look at those rolls. 171 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:53,139 You could lose a ChapStick in there. 172 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:56,008 You know, if I could get an extra five at lunch today, 173 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:58,581 he should be up from his nap, and I could FaceTime him-- 174 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:00,099 - Yeah, wouldn't it be great if we could just 175 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:02,582 all FaceTime our fat friends anytime we wanted? 176 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:04,843 What a world that would be. - But Dina, I-- 177 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:06,756 - No, if I make an exception for you, pretty soon 178 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:08,851 Preeti's gonna be wearing her sandals on the floor, 179 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,670 and Jay's gonna be listening to his iPod, 180 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:12,848 and this place is gonna turn into Woodstock. 181 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:14,204 - There she is. 182 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:17,033 Dina, you have to take me off of Sayid's register. 183 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:18,202 - She calls everyone "Mama." 184 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:20,467 Hey, there, Mama. Paper or plastic, Mama? 185 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:23,300 They're not your mama. Your mother lives in Sarasota. 186 00:06:23,339 --> 00:06:26,079 - You just can't handle women lifting up other women. 187 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:28,744 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, I can fix this, okay? 188 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:30,739 Just calm down. Everybody close your eyes. 189 00:06:31,652 --> 00:06:33,392 Now take a deep breath. 190 00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:35,866 [all breathe deeply] 191 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:39,437 Okay, now shut the [bleep] up and go back to work. 192 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:41,876 Unbelievable. 193 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:44,403 - The smell's gotta be coming from toys. 194 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:45,617 The stuff I've seen kids do 195 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:47,146 to these things should be illegal. 196 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:48,669 Aha! 197 00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:52,322 Completely encrusted. Ugh, look at yourself. 198 00:06:52,368 --> 00:06:53,938 - Go ahead. Smell that little bastard. 199 00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:56,199 - [sniffs] 200 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:57,941 Nah, it's not our guy. 201 00:06:57,982 --> 00:06:59,552 - Jonah, I looked up that company, 202 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:01,123 and they don't do roof repair. 203 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:02,989 They do solar panels. 204 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:04,511 I guess we could cover our hole with one, 205 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:05,734 but probably cheaper 206 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:07,083 to just stick with the mattress we found. 207 00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:09,862 - Whoa, this is a total solar energy company. 208 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:11,557 Why didn't my dad say that? 209 00:07:11,605 --> 00:07:13,075 They do hydronic heating too? 210 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:14,738 I wonder if they mess with geothermal. 211 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:16,132 - We're all wondering that. 212 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:17,744 - Oh, have you heard of that company, though, 213 00:07:17,785 --> 00:07:19,995 that can turn anything in your house into a fish tank? 214 00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:22,008 You should see if your dad knows that guy. 215 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:23,010 - Yeah. 216 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:24,101 - Yeah, that guy is pretty dope. 217 00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:26,099 I heard he gives you a free fish. 218 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:27,881 - Okay, wheel's spinning. 219 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:31,056 Still spinning. 220 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:33,282 Customer looks like she's hoping it'll land 221 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:34,892 on something good, I think. 222 00:07:34,932 --> 00:07:37,542 - Oh, my gosh, I feel like I'm there. 223 00:07:37,587 --> 00:07:39,497 You're so good at this. 224 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:41,586 Sandra, you could do golf. 225 00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:43,675 [stomach gurgles] 226 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,474 Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? 227 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:46,858 [stomach gurgles] 228 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:48,381 Go on. 229 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:52,124 - Hey, did you leave these on my desk to fax to corporate? 230 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:54,777 - Yeah, I'm writing up Justine, Marcus, and Sayid. 231 00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:57,522 - A little extreme, but where it says offense, 232 00:07:57,564 --> 00:07:58,704 you have to check a box. 233 00:07:58,739 --> 00:08:00,219 You can't just write "actively worthless." 234 00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:01,662 - But they were being actively worthless. 235 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:04,478 - Whoa, you okay there? 236 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:05,527 - [sighs] 237 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:07,052 Cheyenne had a point. 238 00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:09,785 I have been criticizing Glenn for years passionately. 239 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:10,877 I like to think I've made something 240 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:12,445 of an art form out of it. 241 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,582 But now that it's my turn, I kind of have to be perfect, 242 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,145 so I just--I can't deal 243 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:19,372 with anyone's emotional nonsense today. 244 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:21,541 - I know, but the thing is, 245 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:23,368 employees here are people. 246 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:24,675 They're gonna have conflicts. 247 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:26,511 They're gonna want to complain about their lives. 248 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:27,679 It's just part of work. 249 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:31,076 - Not today, it's not. 250 00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:32,469 [phone beeps] 251 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,692 Attention Cloud 9 employees, this is your manager. 252 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:35,781 New policy. 253 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:37,039 Starting now, there will be 254 00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:39,171 absolutely no personal talk on the floor. 255 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:41,564 Work talk only. Zero tolerance. 256 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:44,258 Also, this policy is retroactive to 20 minutes ago, 257 00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:46,216 so, Elias, please see me in my office. 258 00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:49,224 ♪ 259 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:54,445 [upbeat music] 260 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:57,930 ♪ 261 00:08:57,972 --> 00:09:00,192 - Hey, how's your day going? 262 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,758 - I--I'm not allowed to tell you. 263 00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:09,594 - And this company puts a major focus on education. 264 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:10,936 They pay for each of their employees 265 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:13,635 to become lead certified green associates. 266 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:14,993 - Okay, well, you wanna start mopping here 267 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:15,992 before this thing becomes sentient 268 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,913 and starts to fight back? - Ooh. 269 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:20,728 - Oh, hey, we found something. Something liquified. 270 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:22,427 I think there might be teeth in it. 271 00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:25,264 - Mm, nah, that's not the smell you're looking for. 272 00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:27,743 This smells more like someone farted in a Tupperware 273 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:29,874 and left it on a hot driveway. 274 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:31,477 - You are alarmingly good at that. 275 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:32,787 - Yeah, sorry, guys. Keep looking. 276 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:34,793 - Actually, Cheyenne, would it be all right 277 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:36,225 if I took my break a little bit early? 278 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:37,581 I just kind of want to have some time 279 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:38,880 to prep for my interview. 280 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:40,446 - I thought you didn't care about that job. 281 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:41,672 - Yeah, but you know, these people 282 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,231 are actually making a difference. 283 00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:45,538 Plus, I've been here for five years, 284 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,845 and I'm clearly not moving up, 285 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,330 so I might as well look at other options. 286 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:51,030 - Yeah, do what you gotta do. - Awesome, thank you. 287 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:53,588 Don't let that touch your bare skin. 288 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:54,986 - Mm. 289 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:56,639 - You're just gonna let him ditch? 290 00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:58,953 - I mean, I feel kind of bad for him. 291 00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:00,379 Like, this year's been tough enough, 292 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:02,855 and then he had the big breakup on top of it. 293 00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:06,036 I caught him listening to this music in his car-- 294 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,743 it didn't even have a beat. 295 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:10,651 It was just, like, a guitar and a man. 296 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,657 Like, what? 297 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:14,829 - No way. - I'm telling you. 298 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,785 Look at her from the side, and you can see it. 299 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,883 - Okay, you heard Dina's rule. 300 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:22,323 I'm guessing this gossip isn't exactly work related. 301 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:26,840 But for my files, I'll need to know what the rumor was. 302 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,977 It was about Sarah's nose job, wasn't it? 303 00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:30,109 Because she totally got one, right? 304 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:31,671 - Well, according to Nicki-- 305 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:32,848 - Save it, Janet! 306 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:35,033 I'm trying to work, and you should be too. 307 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,679 - Final warning, Janet. 308 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:42,026 - Ugh, anyway, you were saying? 309 00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:45,384 - Does this come in any other colors? 310 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:46,597 - No idea. 311 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,646 I'm just trying to picture my fat nephew 312 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,040 squeeze into this bad boy. 313 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,353 Keep it between us, though. 314 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,038 My boss doesn't want me talking about him. 315 00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:56,258 Hey, any chance you could FaceTime him 316 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,697 while I secretly watch? 317 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:02,532 - Uh, I--I'm not gonna do that. 318 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:05,064 - Please, I need this. He's so fat. 319 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:09,229 - Dang, another empty one. Just more moldy cheese. 320 00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:11,367 - Cheer up, we'll find a dead rat in the next one. 321 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:13,929 - Whoa, once you're away from it and you come back, 322 00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,367 the smell really hits you. 323 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,463 - Yeah, hits you pretty hard 324 00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:17,761 when you're here the whole time too. 325 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:18,897 - Yeah, I'm so glad you're back. 326 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:19,979 I need to tag out. 327 00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,157 - Oh, actually, I was kind of hoping 328 00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,202 to prep for my interview a little bit more. 329 00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:24,727 It's kind of my deep, dark secret, 330 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:25,821 but I've never stayed awake 331 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:26,899 through "An Inconvenient Truth," 332 00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,377 so I gotta go watch that. 333 00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:30,386 - It's just, I've been covering for you for a while, 334 00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:32,208 and I have to go do other stuff too. 335 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:35,256 - Yeah, totally, but I already changed shirts, you know, 336 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:38,223 so I was kind of hoping to be fully off smell-hunting. 337 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,872 - Okay, fine. - Yeah, sure. 338 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,437 I mean, you know, buttons are permanent, 339 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,094 and once you have a shirt on, there's no way to change it. 340 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,748 - What is with you? - It's uncool, man. 341 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:46,882 You're ditching us. 342 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,623 - Oh, is that what this is all about? 343 00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:51,494 Buddy, we can still hang out even when I go to my new job. 344 00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:52,616 - I'm not talking about that. 345 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:53,928 I'm talking about you bailing on work. 346 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,414 - You bail on work all the time. 347 00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:57,543 - I don't bail on work. I half-ass it. 348 00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:58,886 There's a difference. - Okay, you're not getting it. 349 00:11:58,935 --> 00:11:59,885 I have an opportunity 350 00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,366 that I'm actually psyched about, 351 00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:03,026 and I'm sorry, but that's a little more important to me 352 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,640 than finding out what smells. 353 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,290 - Well, good luck with your interview, buddy. 354 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,734 - Thank you. 355 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,900 - I was being sarcastic, and it came off supportive. 356 00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,206 - Yeah, it's okay. - I know. 357 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,823 - Okay, we're ready for you, Mama. 358 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:17,777 [register beeps] 359 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,394 What, you got something to say? 360 00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,924 - No, I'm not allowed. 361 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,438 - Cash or credit, Mama? 362 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,442 - [groans] 363 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:30,879 [thud] 364 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,754 - Oh, God, I'm so sorry! 365 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,875 That might have been a COVID donut, sir. 366 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:35,838 - I don't understand what the-- 367 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:38,105 [phone ringing] 368 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,108 Ugh. 369 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,548 Glenn. - Dina. 370 00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:44,678 How's it going in there? 371 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,980 Oh, my first week as manager, 372 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:50,027 I was so stressed, all of my leg hair fell off. 373 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,813 You know, I thought about getting into swimming 374 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:52,818 'cause, you know, it's supposed to be-- 375 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:53,859 - I'm not stressed at all. 376 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,383 It's going great. 377 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,726 I've kind of adopted a North Korean model, 378 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,647 and I think people are really responding to that. 379 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,221 - Oh, cool. 380 00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,828 - Hey, uh, we just need you inside real quick. 381 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,610 - Oh, my God. - Is she your mother? 382 00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,094 Is she? - Leave me alone! 383 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,744 - Stop saying "mama"! 384 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,398 - Nope. 385 00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,531 - I didn't say anything vulgar. - Sayid, seriously? 386 00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,404 - I told you I couldn't work with her! 387 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:15,445 - Are you the manager? 388 00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:16,620 'Cause your employee's harassing me. 389 00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:17,965 - Dude, if it's too awkward, 390 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:19,894 just FaceTime your own baby, and I'll watch. 391 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,239 - Also, I don't know if you've noticed, 392 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:22,978 but there is a really gross smell here today. 393 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,279 - I noticed! 394 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:29,421 - I can't believe people refuse to follow one simple rule. 395 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,070 - Yeah, maybe because that rule was really insane? 396 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,415 This job is hard enough. 397 00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:36,084 People need to talk, to vent, to feel heard. 398 00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,729 It's like they're emotionally constipated, 399 00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,693 and some of them are very physically bloated as well. 400 00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:42,081 - What, so because I'm manager, I have to help people 401 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,905 poop their emotions all over the place? 402 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,041 - You know what? 403 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,166 Glenn's still in the parking lot, 404 00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,917 and honestly, he lives for this stuff. 405 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,918 Maybe people can go out there and, you know, 406 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,090 he can handle that part of the job. 407 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:54,085 - Uh-uh, no way. I don't need Glenn's help. 408 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,747 If listening is part of the job description, 409 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:56,841 then I'm gonna be like... 410 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,322 - Like what? - Like that. 411 00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:03,633 I was listening. 412 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:07,108 - Oh...okay. 413 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,592 - Glenn, I'm sorry, but I'm in electronics, 414 00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,372 so I can't see the wheel. 415 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:13,546 Plus, I'm not supposed to be talking. 416 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:14,681 - Real quick. 417 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:15,813 I just had a few ideas 418 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,115 for when the wheel lands on "fun." 419 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,470 Okay, can you just FaceTime me? 420 00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,339 'Cause it's kind of more of a dance. 421 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,081 - Meeting, break room, now. 422 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:25,473 [skeleton screeches] 423 00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,296 - Sandra, what is going on in there? 424 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,654 I hear screaming. 425 00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,613 - I will slaughter you all! 426 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:34,002 - Sandra, be careful. That lady sounds like bad news! 427 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,137 - Okay, gang, 428 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:36,438 it's been brought to my attention 429 00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:37,964 that my no-talking policy 430 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:40,047 may have been a little extreme. 431 00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:42,876 Okay, I heard that. You were all heard. 432 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,145 So new rule: 433 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:48,668 talking about our feelings is now encouraged. 434 00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,723 Your manager is listening. 435 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,499 [people murmuring] 436 00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:53,983 Come on, talk! 437 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,073 Marcus, I know you have something. 438 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,111 What was it? Your nephew's dead? 439 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:58,246 - Fat. [sighs] 440 00:14:58,288 --> 00:14:59,418 I'm afraid he's gonna grow 441 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,943 into those juicy thighs any day now, 442 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:03,547 and I'm gonna miss it all. - Okay. 443 00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,168 Thank you, Marcus. 444 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,648 Let's all come together for Marcus. 445 00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,999 If you have fat baby photos, send 'em his way. 446 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,949 - Skateboard fail videos help too. 447 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,128 They're hilarious. 448 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,653 - Okay, love this. 449 00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:16,916 Seems great, but maybe we should set some ground rules. 450 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,699 - Yeah, like won't it get really awkward 451 00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:21,223 if we all say how we really feel about Corey's new hat? 452 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,098 - I watched a tutorial on how to cut my own hair. 453 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:25,229 I need a week. - Okay, I got this. 454 00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:29,622 Look, what I'm hearing is Corey's hat is a bummer. 455 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:30,887 [people murmuring] 456 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,450 But Corey's new haircut 457 00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:33,716 might be an even bigger bummer, yeah? 458 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,108 - Mm. - That's true. 459 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,461 - Who's next? - I'll go. 460 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,200 - Mm-hmm. - I also hate Corey's hat. 461 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,031 - Yeah, okay, we've already explored the hat. 462 00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,769 - I feel as though my language is being policed. 463 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:45,990 Like, I should be able to call people mama or girlfriend 464 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,382 or "my bad biatch." - Should you? 465 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,165 - I keep putting my funny bumper stickers 466 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,210 on Sandra's locker, and she keeps peeling 'em off, 467 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,125 and it hurts. - Okay. 468 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,260 - They say, "I heart musty balls," 469 00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:59,223 and it just doesn't really reflect my opinions. 470 00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:00,522 - Sandra, Earl's in pain. 471 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:01,528 This is not about defending yourself. 472 00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:02,829 We are here to listen. - Wait. 473 00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,354 People aren't allowed to defend themselves? 474 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,828 Then I have a ton of stuff. 475 00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,487 - Okay, maybe we wrap this up. 476 00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,141 - As long as we're airing things out, 477 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,745 has anyone noticed anything different 478 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:11,965 about Sarah's face? 479 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,494 - This I think we should hear out. 480 00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:15,667 - Oh, my gosh, I didn't get a nose job. 481 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,933 I got new glasses and a freakin' haircut. 482 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,457 - Girl, obviously. [chuckles] 483 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,981 [whispers] No way, it's a thing. 484 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,585 - They're a huge water drain, 485 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,805 and they're already designed to get sun, 486 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:30,075 so I say turn every golf course into a solar farm. 487 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,819 And I realize that killing golf 488 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,820 is a risky suggestion to make in the business world, but-- 489 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,433 - I'd be all for that. I hate golf. 490 00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:37,473 - Awesome, yeah. 491 00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:38,948 You know, I'm sorry. 492 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,478 I don't even know why I started talking about that. 493 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:41,701 - No worries. 494 00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:43,999 My best ideas come when my mind wanders. 495 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,566 - Yeah, right, right? 496 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,403 Just try and stop this mind from wandering. 497 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,011 [chuckles] 498 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,711 But not in, like, an attention deficit disorder situation. 499 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,619 Although there really shouldn't be a stigma-- 500 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:58,535 um, what is your timeline for making this decision? 501 00:16:58,582 --> 00:16:59,802 - Decision? 502 00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:04,074 - Uh, for the job that I'm interviewing for. 503 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,590 - Oh, I'm sorry, Jonah. 504 00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,294 I was under the impression this would just be 505 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,071 a "pick my brain" type thing. 506 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,596 Your dad said it might be helpful, 507 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:12,679 get you motivated? 508 00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:17,653 - Oh, you were doing it for my dad. 509 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,295 Uh, well, I mean, as long as we're here, 510 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:24,224 you know, any chance you're hiring? 511 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:27,180 - I mean, we are, but you spent the last five years 512 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,140 working in retail. 513 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,878 You don't have any corporate experience. 514 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,100 In this hiring market, it'd be tough 515 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,269 to justify bringing you on. 516 00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,234 - Oh, I see, right. 517 00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:38,492 Well, but I did-- I did go to business school. 518 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:39,615 - Oh, really? I didn't see that on here. 519 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:40,667 When did you graduate? 520 00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,581 - I, uh, didn't. 521 00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:45,536 - Okay, it was nice meeting you, Jonah. 522 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,196 Stay safe. 523 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,110 - But I absorbed a lot of concepts. 524 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,114 [laptop beeps] 525 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,675 [sighs] 526 00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:55,162 [indistinct chatter] 527 00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,774 - Okay, you know what? 528 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:59,774 Garrett totally stole my look, and no one is talking about it. 529 00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,247 - How is this your look? 530 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:04,167 - Not the look I have now. The look I was gonna go for. 531 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,353 - Okay, guys, the goal is not to fight. 532 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,999 - I think Jerry should have ended up with Carol! 533 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,523 [all gasp] - How dare you! 534 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,256 - Okay, okay, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa! 535 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,657 All right, that's our time! This was good. 536 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,140 Is everybody good? We're good? 537 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,140 - Are you kidding? You made everything worse. 538 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,012 - Yeah, and now I have to go back out and work 539 00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,883 next to someone who thinks I ate a curly fry off the ground. 540 00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,225 - I saw what I saw. 541 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,535 - Okay, all right, new rule: no one can be mad 542 00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:25,931 about whatever was said in this room, okay? 543 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,194 You just have to all go out there and act normal. 544 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:29,497 So, uh...break! 545 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:31,503 - Ugh, this whole day sucks. 546 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,495 - Yeah, Dina, I'm sorry, no offense, 547 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,897 but I've never seen anyone worse at this job. 548 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,160 [people murmuring] 549 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,203 - Yeah, when's Glenn coming back? 550 00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,377 [people murmuring] 551 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:41,903 - Don't let 'em get you down, Mama. 552 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,076 - Jesus, Justine, take a note! 553 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,472 ♪ 554 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,693 - Okay, so now that we got it, what do we do with it? 555 00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,518 - I think we just drive, like, 30 miles out of town 556 00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:53,956 and dump it. 557 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:56,352 - Oh, hey, you solved the smell, huh? 558 00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,656 - Uh, yeah, but you don't want to get any closer. 559 00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,142 Protect the shirt at all costs. 560 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,712 - The shirt actually ended up not mattering. 561 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,190 I am apparently not a qualified candidate, 562 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,621 but you know, don't worry. 563 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,058 They said they wouldn't keep me in mind. 564 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,284 Uh, I'm sorry, guys. 565 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:16,504 I got ahead of myself, I think, and I guess I was just excited 566 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:19,636 to be excited about something. 567 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,990 - Yeah, whatever. Solar's just a fad anyways. 568 00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:25,291 It's gonna be all about the moon before you know it. 569 00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:26,898 - Look, I get it. 570 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:29,518 I've been rejected from GameStop, like, four times. 571 00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:31,559 Think I just want it too bad. 572 00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,215 But hey, we get to keep you here, 573 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:36,609 and next mystery scent is all yours. 574 00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:39,223 - Thanks, that's comforting. 575 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:42,005 Uh, so what was it? 576 00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,270 - We don't know. 577 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,052 It looked kind of like an inside-out otter. 578 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,746 - Yeah, we should probably donate it to science, 579 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:49,364 but we're just gonna toss it. 580 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,575 - Look, today was a little bumpy, 581 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,495 but hey, sales are up. 582 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,190 We gave out a ton of those bobbleheads. 583 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,407 God forgive us. 584 00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:57,976 - We basically had a mutiny on our hands. 585 00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,202 People wanted Glenn back. 586 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,512 I even lost Cheyenne, and she'd follow a balloon 587 00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,809 with a smiley face on it... 588 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:07,025 which is basically what Glenn is. 589 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:09,245 Man, I just thought I'd be so good at this. 590 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:10,905 - I'm sorry. 591 00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,170 Do you wanna talk about it? 592 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,167 - I just did. 593 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,296 Oh, you mean more? 594 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,737 God, no. 595 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:20,653 Look, I don't understand why everybody wants 596 00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:22,177 to talk everything to death. 597 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,531 Like, whatever happened to just taking a baseball bat 598 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:24,790 to your neighbor's trash can? 599 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:27,312 - Okay. [scoffs] 600 00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:30,226 Well, do you wanna, like, go smash something? 601 00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,283 - Yeah. 602 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,229 Yeah, I do. 603 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:38,447 [all cheering] 604 00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:40,198 How do you feel, Justine? - Amazing. 605 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,939 I have been wanting to hit something with a bat 606 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:44,329 since the "Lemonade" video. 607 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:45,293 - Hit it! [people cheering] 608 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,941 [rock and roll music] 609 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:50,805 - Bring back "Vampire Diaries"! 610 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,508 - The hat was a gift! 611 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:56,905 ♪ 612 00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:58,651 - Oh, we're doing this because we-- 613 00:20:58,692 --> 00:20:59,822 - No, don't need to know. 614 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,567 - ♪ Today is 615 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:03,609 ♪ Today is 616 00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:05,053 all: Oh! 617 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:06,829 - Okay, man! 618 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:08,144 ♪ 619 00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:09,569 - Yeah! 620 00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:11,136 [all cheering] 621 00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:13,922 - No, honey, just put two weeks' worth of ham 622 00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:17,408 in the garage, and then I can--what? 623 00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:19,190 Why? 624 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:21,804 [people cheering]